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One day I'll make a joke with pictures instead of words

why do i bother

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:18, archived)

not for long

*hopes* dammit, Goblin, have you not dug the fucking moat yet?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:19, archived)

Synthetic culture again this friday

*wooping noises*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:21, archived)

that map does not include Edinburgh and St Andrews

edit:and I replied in the wrong place....

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:21, archived)

Thats deliberate because I hate them both

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:25, archived)

That's awfully English.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:30, archived)

*prouds*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:31, archived)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

You bearded fool.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:32, archived)

You interpret it how you like,

I just said it.
It's like art, only better, because I'm awesome.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:44, archived)

Awful.

*snickers*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:47, archived)

I WISH YOU WOULD STOP BULLYING ME

:(:(:(:(:(

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)

You're not so hard without your fcking

Clique, are you?

Eh?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:51, archived)

I feel terribly vulnerable :(

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:52, archived)

*takes advantage*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:52, archived)

I'M ON IT.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:21, archived)

For fuck's sake

It's only the second time I've been there - I'm a bit bored because The foo is dead and C4mbodia has slowed down for the night and you fucking see me straight away.

Come over to C4mbodia and talk to me, I am bored.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:40, archived)

I'm sorry, I have no idea who you are :(

Fortunately for me, I do't care either! hooray!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:43, archived)

Manley

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:47, archived)

You wouldn't believe how excited I am by this.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)

>9?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:51, archived)

iSketch anyone?

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:21, archived)

you mad dinosaur.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:42, archived)

*is waiting in iSketch, bored*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:48, archived)

Despite us digging a ditch to help it off.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:22, archived)

nice gif woo sir

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:24, archived)

heh. words are better than pics anyway.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:25, archived)

Boing boing

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:18, archived)

lol

i like this! /clickage

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:23, archived)

God

I'm Irish, but found it far too funny to feel offened by that. Well done sir!

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:57, archived)

i haven't been this sick in a while

(Mrt1977, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:12, archived)

Hehe Nice...

is the one on the end her from CSI, cause i would if it is...

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:14, archived)

i might

if 200 people hadnt jizzed in her mouth 2hrs earlier

(Mrt1977, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:15, archived)

I missed that episode I think

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:17, archived)

now that's some serious bukkake

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:18, archived)

For all that money, i think so

can we call it relief aid...

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:23, archived)

B3taMax would:

(Alternative render)

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:15, archived)

isn't the one third from the left

the middle?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:16, archived)

Maybe in your crazy fucked up world of logic and reason

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:16, archived)

I lose at life :(

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:21, archived)

no, thats third from the right

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:17, archived)

well

i am preparing for the announcement of body no6

(Mrt1977, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:17, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6631768

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:20, archived)

shite

ive got money on peter sutcliffe's mate

(Mrt1977, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:40, archived)

now I'm caught in the dilemma phone tabloids or phone police

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:20, archived)

sick is the new ill

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:16, archived)

Aids who?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:17, archived)

aids YOU

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:45, archived)

why did the chicken cross the road?

to go and take closer pictures of princess diana dead in her car

(Mrt1977, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:19, archived)

What's worse than having AIDS?

Being a wog.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:22, archived)

i dont know [edit :> ,< ] whats worse than having aids being a wog?

*revals in being dislexic*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:32, archived)

A man goes to the doctor with breathing difficulties,

the doctor says "You have pneumonia, it's easily treatable though."
The man says "But I've heard stories of people being treated for pneumonia dying of other things."
The doctor tells him "Don't worry, if I treat you for pneumonia, you'll die of pneumonia."

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:24, archived)

number 1 maybee number 4

it could be the sepia tone tho

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:18, archived)

Too much.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:23, archived)

He's finally rigged for animation:

And he wants to show you what he did to your mother last night

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:33, archived)

is he a chiropractor?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:33, archived)

The heimlich maneuver?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:34, archived)

He's excellent,

but I hate him as an unworthy furtive usurper.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:34, archived)

who's position

is he usurping then?

also evening, how's things? :)

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:37, archived)

'ning.

I assume that was a pune or play on words?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:40, archived)

Furtive.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:19, archived)

the funky gibbon?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:35, archived)

Ooo Ooo Ooo

etc.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:35, archived)

Bill Oddie is a very sexy man.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:36, archived)

We are here to show you how

etc.

night all

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:36, archived)

fuck on, b3ta man, fuck on.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:35, archived)

that's

a bit hypnotic

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:35, archived)

Hypnobuttplug is hypnotic

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:36, archived)

kill

all babies indeed... as if i could be so easily... but it is compelling... it's almost...

... ... ...

*sound of blade being drawn*

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:38, archived)

*waits for drawing of Blade.*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:42, archived)

*waits for drawing of blode*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:06, archived)

by Coke.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:24, archived)

nice rigging

I'm crap at rigging - can never get the modifiers and/or weighting to work properly :(

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custard, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:36, archived)

You'll see by his arms that there aren't nearly enough verts.

I wanted to constrict the vert count 'cause I wanted him to behave kinda like a hollow rubber toy. Didn't quite work out that way. This is my first animation in yonks though. He's a work in progress.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:38, archived)

rowing his boat?

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:36, archived)

bloody necrophile.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:36, archived)

I don't think it counts as necrophilia if they are still bleeding.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:37, archived)

the five second rule applies to food and corpses now?

interesting....

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:39, archived)

have you

ever heard of anyone bleeding to death in five seconds?

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:39, archived)

I'd imagine that

it would be easy to hear.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:42, archived)

true

however you would need some kind of industrial vacuum device to do it... which would be cumbersome, especially when a simple craft knife can do the job just as well

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)

no.

everyone i know dies from hammer wounds.

*hides the hammer*

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:46, archived)

What a delightfully odd coincidence.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:59, archived)

society is to blame.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:10, archived)

woot

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:44, archived)

Very nice!

He needs to be stretching a pair of women's knickers though.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:46, archived)

How nice of him to fold the ironing

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:49, archived)

You fold your ironing

by grabbing it and pressing it against your crotch?

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:58, archived)

Yes.

Saves on starch, don't you know.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:17, archived)

fold the ironing you say?

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4776825453418327083

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:09, archived)

needs more magenta cocks

woo though

(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:15, archived)

It's shocking

that this has not been CDCd yet.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:28, archived)

not

quite a repost...

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:31, archived)

Big Brother?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:31, archived)

Nah, you're on the wrong side of the monitor screen

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:32, archived)

nicely done.

but i advise your friends to turn back. earth is a desolate wasteland.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:38, archived)

Hum!

www.b3ta.com/links/Coke_ripping_off_Joel_Rathergood

*flips out like a ninja*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:56, archived)

i commented on it somewhere in rob's thread on this board.

i hope joel sues them to death.

*flips pancakes like a ninja*

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:58, archived)

and rightly so

the dirty money grubbing scumtards...

i love that song as well, makes me smile...

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:03, archived)

boo!

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custard, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)

I'd forgotten all about this compo!

yay

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:25, archived)

jeez, you're right there's a compo still on!

not taken hold like some of late has it?
not that that is necessarily a bad thing

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:26, archived)

I made one image I think, can't think of any more, apart from ones involving whales in the Thames, or the Thames growing in size until it surrounds Wales.

yup

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:30, archived)

Is that an attempt to get the strangest random quote on the board stats?

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:35, archived)

I don't go in for that

trying to keep myself off them

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:36, archived)

Part of the problem is that it's a toss up...

...if we get flooded-out, or start a new ice-age, as a result.
Most entries seem to suggest flooding, so far.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:34, archived)

Haha!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:25, archived)

yay!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)

best fucking bond car ever.

if i had that esprit i would quit being a secret agent & spend the rest of my life driving it through the water fucking everything.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:28, archived)

Where did you think old bonds retired to?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:29, archived)

morocco?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:31, archived)

The last two HAVE to rhyme, where as half of the proles in England get Bath wrong.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:30, archived)

Sorry, I didn;'t quite mean that.

I ma idly fucking around:

www.itsmymeerkat.com

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:30, archived)

whats?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:32, archived)

(fuckstockings will never go to trial, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)

oof

that can't be good for his back

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)

that chair doesn't look ergonimical does it.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)

and I'm still not sure who I'm talking about.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)

the opposite of Christopher Walken

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)

i meant out of him and the horse

that doesn't sound right

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:23, archived)

I know i know...

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:26, archived)

Christopher not walken.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:31, archived)

but when your spine is fucked

a more central centre of gravity is more important, and his resp would've weighed a ton
/boring twunt blog

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)

Pony.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)

MONKEY.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)

otter

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:17, archived)

Smythe

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:17, archived)

ahhhahah!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)

i just had a very long throatal laugh.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:19, archived)

he's dead.

good.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:20, archived)

if only he had reached old age

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:31, archived)

Haaaaaaaaaaahahaha

HULL!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:26, archived)

Hello

Happy Christmas, time to repost this again (for the 4th year - or is it 5th - year running)
12 Days of B3ta.
www.milkthebridge.co.uk/christmas/12.swf

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:11, archived)

my god how i've missed that.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)

*plugs Joel's Tommy thing*

[Edit: *fails to pug it*

*tries harder*

*Plugs Joel's Tommy thing*]

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)

Yaaay!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:30, archived)

now if you could just make the lama song more Christmas's

and im off hahhahahahahah

edit number three : im totally destroying edit number 2 because it didnt make sense when i took out edit number one...
sub edit 3.0.2 : in fact without edit number one it didnt kinda make any sense not that edit number one was anything special but what im gonna do is loose edit number two so there is no link to the earl-yer stuff that i edited out of this and into that. That there is some kind of mystery to the whole thing.. (imaginary text here)

this way if Internet archaeologist comes along they will forever be baffled by this and the fourth edit i ha vent done yet because i cant delete this before i make a fourth edit.

which i might not even make just to confuse the situation further (not that Ive got anything to hide mind you) and don't you forget it)]}

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:44, archived)

That is tops.

Me likes that. NOW i'm ready for chrimbo.

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:44, archived)

ah, cold mings were missing from my life.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:45, archived)

it's not safe for work.

(NSFW) for visual learners.
www.b3tards.com/u/62e1de5216a9cca5d843/fuckeye.jpg
but here's a fuckeye for you.
the nipples are spongs.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)

if I click it will I still be able to wank myself to sleep?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:11, archived)

maybe

you young whippersnapper

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)

not young anymore... i'll be 80 soon.

if 61 years counts as soon

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)

it's

42075901 seconds later than i turn 80, therefore you are young sir

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:21, archived)

are you sure... or are you just very old...

edit: re-read what you wrote... I see now.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:25, archived)

mehhh

works for me....

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:41, archived)

Kill it with Hammers!

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)

i con cour

woo sir

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)

That's just not right at all.

Not right at all.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)

*ahem*

www.b3ta.com/board/6631667

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:25, archived)

if it weren't for that picture i wouldn't have made this picture.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:26, archived)

Sarah

Beeny?

(Dr Spam, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:39, archived)

i don't know who that is and i don't know who this is.

but i find it difficult to believe many people know her name.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:44, archived)

She's a TV person thingy

www.channel4.com/4homes/ontv/presenters/sarah_beeny.html

(Dr Spam, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:46, archived)

gender mystery!

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:49, archived)

<(o_o)>

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:46, archived)

That reminds me of a postcard I bought in Amsterdam,

then mailed from the Vatican.

(true story)

The pope delivered it himself

(not true story)

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:14, archived)

I bet you dine out on that, don't you?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:47, archived)

Sex Wii

Bored? Looking to entertain the family on those wet weekends? (pffft)

First one to make Luigi go blind gets 1,000,000 points.

(smokeyrodgers, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)

You sir, win nintendo.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:11, archived)

Oh, and I thought I'd stand a chance with this...

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:37, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:43, archived)

dont you think there is something wrong with billy motioning wanking for a video game?

well at least he isnt doing it for real.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)

Wii!!M

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:17, archived)

Didn't like the spunking animals, here have a small child instead

Why do I get the feeling I've said that to someone on their birthday?

I'm assuming this is alright? It's my own work an' all.

No doubt the wee blighter is itching for an asbo. Or colour.

(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)

that's the sex.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:11, archived)

Why thank ye....I think

I should really draw more, I keep getting bored and giving up half way.

Any suggestions? My repitoire isn't limited to small demonic looking children with giant hands.

(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)

well as far as advice goes i'm probably not the best source.

i hardly ever draw anymore.
when i do i'm tripping the fuck out on some drug or drunk as shit and can't summon the energy to do anything else.
the pictures always come out awesome though.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)

welcome,

Very nice.

Some people might winge that the file is over 50k, saving it as a gif will help for that sort of image.

Not that I care

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)

Cheers guvnor

I guess it's worth me asking (because I'm Scottish and thus can use the lazy/ frugal excuse) if there's a B3ta proper forum where I can just chat to people. Oh and I'm assuming a wee search on the site will give some rules for the messageboard too.

Oh and damn Photoshop, it said the JPG was 49k! Why does it lie to me, I'm faithful. Even that quick flutter with Paint Shop Pro only convinced me I really loved PS!

(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:17, archived)

use the "Save for web" option, it doesn't lie like the normal thing.

There is the talk board, the link is at the top, I never go there so I can't recommend it :)

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:20, archived)

never go there?

FALSE

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:23, archived)

I never go there after stepping in there by mistake once

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:26, archived)

it's difficult to get clean again right?

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)

it's the smell that stays the longest

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:33, archived)

it's situated at

b3ta.com/talk/

I never go there myself, you understand.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:20, archived)

never go there?

TRUE

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:23, archived)

what these guys ^ said

i've only been a couple of times myself
it's not much to look at...

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:24, archived)

that

is very nice indeed, welcome, have a yay!

(

John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)

I'm going to assume saying thanks to every comment is frowned upon. But then so is naked jelly wrestling and after a few minutes they realised I was having fun and wasn't doing any harm....

...erm...

(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:19, archived)

That's rather splendid.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)

nicely done.

i'm particularly fond of children lacking screamholes.

(

postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)

Colour? Ok.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:23, archived)

EEK!

It looks very stained glass like. Almost angelic.

Thank you very much though, I was worried someone might Harry Potter it. Then we'd never hear the end of that one!

(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:25, archived)

I should have added a fill layer or two...

...now that I look at it in context.
Glad you like it.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:30, archived)

He never complains...

...just takes it on the chin all day long!

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)

I have no idea

what it is that makes that so good.

*clicks*

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)

it's the drugs you've been taking?

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)

I can't deny it.

I've just finished my emails.

www.b3ta.com/board/6631459

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)

...thy mysterons little brother?

(

Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)

breakout's hidden accountant level was a big hit with all who finally reached it.

(

postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)

Hahaha! What the fuck?

I'll click simply for pure insanity.

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)

CDC time... spluff as usual...

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)

pffffffffffffffffffft.

WHAT???????

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)

Bitch baby, bitch baby,

There on the sand.
From July to the end of September.

(Bogbean, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

WHAT?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)

It's amazing how many times I have bookmarked

www.b3ta.com/images/board_posticon.gif

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)

eh?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)

It's amazing how many times I have bookmarked

www.b3ta.com/images/board_posticon.gif

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)

haha

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)

eh?

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)

It's amazing how many times I have bookmarked

www.b3ta.com/images/board_posticon.gif

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:19, archived)

copy image location and copy link locaion seem so similar

(

Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)

peculiar......

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)

Well that's everything I have come to love about B3ta.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)

2nded.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)

RIS?

Also: I still have no idea what to do for my 5k

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)

Naked cars?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)

It's a song.

(Bogbean, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)

whats a 5k?

a hat?

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:11, archived)

what the hell?

where are bitchbabies one through three?

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)

Dude......

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)

I have no idea what this is about

but I love it.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)

this.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)

Take no chances!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)

I have no idea who she is

but she looks like a daily mail reader, rape her bloody!

(

Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)

You are a lucky, lucky man....

Look for her on youtube. I'm sure she'll be there. You'll understand then.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJs29sk-CNs

God I want her shot.....

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)

*watches the first 9 seconds then remembers why he's never watched big brother since the first showing*

(

Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)

Wow.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDwdQ1wHWPo&mode=related&search=

For the love of God, how do people like this survive???

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)

That's amazing.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)

mainly

cos the sniper's union is on strike
it is a sad sad time

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)

i'm no 'reality' tv-er...

...but i am glad you've killed her.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)

Hahahaha...

good on him, a service to us all.

also woo!

(

King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)

ha ha ha ha !

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)

Hahahaha!

I really wish I could have that chance.

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)

She should do a show called Nikki Goes Whoring

atleast until they catch that guy.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)

Now that's television I'd watch.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)

It's probably someone who's seen "from hell" too many times

and wants Jonny Depp to come looking for them

(

Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)

hahah

(

harpski, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:25, archived)

good evening

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)

Choice.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

well christ now you've done it.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

'ning!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)

interesting...

nice

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

Bugger!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)

What if you flipped two of those?

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

(

Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)

There are only two.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)

Which way up are they?

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

well i shud have just done that i suppose

edit : better?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

You're not here

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)

oh yea

G'nite b3ta peeps (I never go on the 2nd only the 3rd) n co

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

and

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:48, archived)

evening

(

Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

*mesmerised*

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)

(

Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

Pussy!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

fuckeye!

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)

pussyface!

(

Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

How does it smell?

(

Three Dog Man, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

of fear

(

Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

that's amazing.

woo.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)

g'ning

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

hooray for oddly shaped irises and pupils.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)

you've probably predicted the future of contact lenses.

why not holograms of moving things? get on it, opthamologicalists!

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

that would be a fraction of the size

and wouldn't kill anyones ram if the background hadn't been animated too.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

or if he'd used my amazing animation shrinkering method

(

Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)

indeed

splitting into different bits?
couldn't be arsed.
came in under 250kb anyway

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)

and yet you chose not to comment on everyone elses...

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)

Pure hatred.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)

maybe that's because your animation raped my ram

before I could do anything else.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)

it's under 250kb

you know the risks chief ;-)
i'm just working with the technology and skills at my disposal, as are you with yours

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)

I'm not talking about the filesize

You could do it perfectly well with the technology you have, and the skills are available to find on the internet.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)

i'm not getting into an argument about this...

jeez
"i'm sorry i'm not as good at computers and shit as you are. just learning here"

Edit:is this more like what you wanted? (except with better middle bit)

I'll do better next time...

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)

this goes with this

(

OneOfSome, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:04, archived)

i couldn't think of a monkey pun about neil young. so feel free to add your own.

well other than he looks like one.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:29, archived)

Hahahaha!

Keep on rockin' in the tree tops....

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)

yay !

all i listen to at work is neil young, all fucking day and sometimes shocking blue...my boss must hate me..but it sells neil young records.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)

do you work in a funeral home?

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)

In Chicago?

Came in for a coffin, a boffing she got.

I don't work there any more.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

a record shop.

a few of the customers do smell like corpses tho.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

Oh shut your hole, veggie burger!

;)

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

compliment?

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

Nice one!

I need a job like that :D

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)

tis the best job i've had. i got sacked from my other one.

shame this one is only one day a week.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)

Sorry to hear that.

Though I suppose it's been ages since we had a chat :(

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)

it has been.

my own fault, i told the boss to shove his job up his arse.
other than that bugger all has happend. well i got a new cat and dyed my haur black..well the cat decided to move in..he's called dudley.
he's sooo cute (just ignore my mong face)
i33.photobucket.com/albums/d54/iconone/dudley.jpg

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

your neighbours cat walked into your house and you nailed the catflap shut?

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)

haha..not even.

he just turned up, got fed, never left and got fat.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)

'Got fed'

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:21, archived)

Awwwww!

The hair's looking good too ;)

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:48, archived)

aww thank you.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:48, archived)

awwwwww!

Thet is a vere nice kittin.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:20, archived)

ha!

i'd put 'trans' on repeat, drive everyone insane.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

is that

Todd Rivers? (or Sanchez)

(

Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

It is indeed ;)

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

I watched the Miami Vice film last night

all i could think of was Dean Learner's acting

(

Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

Hahaha!

I haven't seen that film but I make a point of never watching remakes. Dean Learner probably acts better anyway hehe.

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)

Colin Farrell = Thorton Reed

(

Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)

Fuckin hell. Just looked at your profile...

*backs away*

(

Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)

Arf!

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)

Only fucking with you...

I'm backing you 110 percent

(

Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)

Yeah

and if you backtrack 10% you'd still be completely behind me ;)

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)

Best line ever...

well that and candle in the wind

(

Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:17, archived)

Hahaha

there's a load of class lines in it. Like Thornton letting off his shotgun and saying "knock it off you two, this is a hospital". And "I'm not going to stand here and dance for you. I don't have to".

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:23, archived)

best

program

ever

(just_steve, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)

don't take this the wrong way

but i keep nearly mistaking you for killerkitti.

it's due to a massive lack of sleep and very tenuous similarity betwixt your usernames.

i keep wanting to shout "not another fucking emo paintvector pleeeeeeaaaaaase, my eyes will fall out"

but anyway, woo to monkeys and neil young.

i'm going to sleep

(

Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)

it keeps happening. :( i will have to sue !

and sleeeep !

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)

Kitty vomit is also being bespoiled for me.

I miss the old days of nick cave and not being an emo, now I always flinch at the name.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

that's not neil young

looks more like vic reeves

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

CFB

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)

davew27? LOLZ.

oh, wait...it IS you....

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

Good!

As long as it isn't my other account

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)

~~account~~ personality

:P

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)

Very nice!

Are these done in paint?

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:29, archived)

No, psp8

It's quicker in psp :P

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)

WOW

that was FAST - n1! *sets as background(s)*

blatant
compo plug

G'nite b3ta peeps n co

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)

Nice

Any chance you could do a mini??? (proper one, not the new bmw shite)

(Brocko, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)

Yep!

CFB

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)

Oooh

Thats better than the one I did of mine

*shameless repost*

(Brocko, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)

I have also done a BMW :)

CFB

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

BURN IT

BURN IT BURN IT ;)

/not bitter at the way bmw bastardised the mini name at all

(Brocko, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)

haha. most fun car i've ever driven though.

least fun car i've ever fucked in though.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)

I agree, they are fun (ish) to drive, but nowhere as good as the originals :)

(Brocko, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

teh mini's eeevil twin!

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)

Triumph GT6.

Lovley.

(thediscokingpin, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)

ugh took too long now im tired

Nights B3ta

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)

what is her name?

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)

arf

aparently

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)

i ran out of original filenames, was jus fer a friend, when really i should be working

(

hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:29, archived)

then why did you bother?

(stupid question, i've done it far too many times myself.)

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)

preddy eyes

G'nite b3ta peeps n co

edit : oops - WOO!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)

The expression says...

...'what is this "up the wrong 'un?"'

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)

for the wrong 'un

it feels so right.

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:29, archived)

what are those white blobs on her face? or should i ask?

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)

This pun makes me feel dirty inside.

(

Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)

you make me feel dirty.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)

The tought of you saying that makes me so wet

(

Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:21, archived)

i'll get the domestos and mop

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

Looks like that belongs on a t-shirt.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)

I may have missed my calling as a t shirt designer

(

Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)

apparently when the whole board's looking too.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)

I had to read the filename.

Am I right in thinking that Macs can't display filenames over a certain length?

Tattyshop's always converting the fuckers.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)

that kind of dog has always made me think of a real life muppet dog with rabies.

autocomplete.
what i meant to say was that your thoughts of macs not displaying filenames are unfounded.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)

Yay for Macs.

Although ringpeace are dead set against them.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)

Just say /ac you dumb fuck.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)

Because women are clearly inferior

/ac

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)

Check your fucking trousers.

/ac

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)

I actually had a proper headscarf on underneath.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)

Thang brub mcvattleguard

a/c

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)

some people have trousers specifically designed for fucking?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)

YOU'RE christian and boner-free.

hehe.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

yey

i think

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)

fuck you.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)

Facinating.

/ac

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)

When can I be scared?

/ac

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)

I'd make that mug to sell, but the headmistress is a poo.

/ac

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:29, archived)

FART!

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)

I think it may once have been true.

I'll dust off my creaky old powerbook and see.
- yes, limited to 31 characters under system 9.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)

how bitchingly i caress you, my love.

???

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

good god.

that's awful.
how dare you?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6631516

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)

I am merely a slate of the muse

and on my 2nd absinthe

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)

Bottle or glass?

How many dimensions am I holding up?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:21, archived)

2nd bottle since friday

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)

haha. i fucking love absinthe.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

hahahahahaha.

i just bought an absinthe spoon and tumbler for my friend.
they're amazing.
i might just buy ebay.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:21, archived)

this is rubbish

you are rubbish

where is my trusty bag of useless household rubbish?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)

In the bin?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)

THAT'S RUBBISH!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)

One man's garbarge is another man's treasure.

You should sell your rubbish on Ebay and say it looks like Camilla Carpet-Bowls!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)

groan

had to read the filename

but sake is lovely stuff (hic)

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)

It can make good cheese fondue as well.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:21, archived)

Argh!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:21, archived)

i have tried my hardest

and i still don't understand

(jammsoftheclanns live forever or die trying, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

it's in the filename

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)

lies! subterfuge! distraction!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)

Walk like a cowboy.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)

he's practicing.

man i didn't see this one coming.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)

Wow.

Santa looks slim.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)

he's going to start gaining weight over the next couple of weeks.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)

mince pies'll do that

woo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)

^this

20 million mince pies and glasses of sherry in one night - what do these people expect?!
(and that's just teh UK)

I'm leaving the "teh" in cos it's my first genuine one.

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

a genuine teh.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)

When he's delivering presents

He eats peoples houses

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)

haha yeah.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)

I'm a big fan of this.

It blows me away.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)

gain some weight.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)

Bloody hell,

I think I must be drunk.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)

you just know

he's beign on the sprouts again - been being bean bin - delete as appropriate

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)

being sprouts.

refried beings.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)

i like it.

the best thing about christmas, in my opinion, is the movie 'christmas evil'. see it if you haven't, it's demented.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)

i've been meaning to see that.

meaning i probaby will never get around to it.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)

i've never shown it to anyone...

...who didn't laugh their asses off (except for once, and that person had no sense of humour). it's great -- john waters said once that if he had children, he'd make them watch it every year or they'd get beaten.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)

if it has that kind of approval from john fucking waters.

then it's a film for me.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:19, archived)

Santa's on a diet. Now he has to eat shit instead of creamcakes

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)

Click to download rob's video which explains all.

or watch the flash version and judge for yourself whether Coke is ripping off Joel Veitch

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)

hahaha

ooooh topical

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Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

*goes for the arselick FP*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

haha

edit: i just noticed it was 280 px too, you FP-slut

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Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)

ha ha ha

i remember finding rathergood.com in the early days, i think i sent Joel an email and he replied and everything *claims fame*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)

his singing kittens are responsible for me finding my way here.

which is why everyone should

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)

blode for me

he's a giant amongst men

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spacefish bong!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)

hahaha

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

ha ha

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)

I don't see the similarity between Joel's work and coke's advert...

...

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)

cunt-reverse-oil!!!

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Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)

I think he should just quietly approach a lawyer

and then start legal proceedings against them.

Too much fuss and they'll take it down, apologise and say it was a mistake and the agency involved are no longer being used and it'll go away.

He wants the wonga. Anything we can do to help, most of us will.*

*On the understanding that there isn't likely to be much we can do

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)

what you can do is pass the vid about

coz if enough people see it then Coke might do something about it

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rob, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)

Well I shall do

media.revver.com/qt;download/119190.mov

or

one.revver.com/watch/119190/flv

~~You are sure he wants a fuss? I don't want to post it on a big forum like model railway weekly if Joel is still taking legal advice?~~

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)

yes but i see dead people.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)

but do you watch UKTV History?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)

No.

She's a CCTV operator in Ipswich.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)

topical.

have a groan.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)

hahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)

Oooof.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)

if it's on free view and it has constant reruns about hte nazi's then yes.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)

ha ha!

I usually refer to it as the Hitler channel!

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)

haha

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)

pffft!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)

Pffft!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)

wankers

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)

yes, they are.

kill them all.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)

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