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We all have our vices.

(evilsoc, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

Ewww!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)

oh!

top shop!

most woosum

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)

Yeah, I thought this...

...but is it actually 'shopped?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)

Apart from the seamed spongebob, that is?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)

Pffft, yeah, I didn't see that

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)

oh...

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)

hahahahaha

evil chuckle - spongebob tightpants - woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)

are they playing on the jolly green giant's veiny penis?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

HO HO HO

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)

The incredible hulk is more disturbing than Spongebob

I thought that was the bit you'd shopped, but it's real!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)

^this

i totally didn't notice Spongebob

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)

me neither

and now i'm bitterly disappointed
:(

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Click for bigger and more explanation

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

tv licensing people are cunts

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)

your "more explanation" leaves something to be desired

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)

Please elucidate.

I may well add to it for you if you tell me what you want from it?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)

do you not have a telly then Manley?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)

Yup, they're complete bastards

when I moved in last year I didnt have a TV for 3months and I was getting "Payment collection operatives will be calling at any time" letters in red.

Arseholes.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)

maybe it was a confusion between you and the previous occupant?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)

ive lived six in london without a tv licence

their threat letters are cyclic, after a while you start seeing the same ones again. nothing to worry if you don't mind not answering the door to strangers

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)

that'll do it.

or get the fuzz round your place for a threatening letter

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)

I may do this.

I am getting peed right off with it.

Surely they are demanding monies with menaces?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

here's a tip:

just throw all their letters in the recycling and ignore them

don't feel threatened, cos if you haven't got a telly, you don't have anything to worry about

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)

But my (heavily pregnant) wife gets most upset.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)

its up to them to prove you have a telly

not the other way round

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)

Hence the A1 poster to them.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)

then she shouldn't even open them

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)

When they turn up on your door and find you've no telly (or aerial I assume)

they'll no doubt just laugh and apologise

If you've done nothing wrong then you and your missus have nothing to be bothered by.

I wouldn't send the poster though. If you must reply repeatedly just keep it calm, concise and make sure you keep copies of each correspondance.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)

It's not okay for them to keep harassing me.

I am not concerned, just pissed off that they think it is okay to carry on like this.

I want them to fuck off.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)

I'd invite them round!

Seriously. Welcome them to come and get visual proof that you have no tv license.

or look in to the legal side of receiving unwanted mail and try and sue them in the small claims court.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)

i had them comeing round to the house for two or 3 years till i moved. they would come in and look around, decide there was no tv there, think i was odd, appologise, and them someone else would do it two weeks later.

they broke my computer and i got a load of compinsation in the end,

(kola, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)

yup.

out sight out of mind.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)

Have you signed up with MPS?

Surely without any contract with them, this is Direct Mail.

Mailing Preference Service;
www.tpsonline.org.uk/mpsr/

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fuscous, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)

I have - thank you, that's not a bad idea.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)

I'm glad that since a couple of years

we don't have these fees anymore over here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)

Im Freeeeee!

(Sheepattack!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)

Hahahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)

...to do what i want,

any old time.

/soup dragons

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

i will be wearing this all day.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

*sniff*

he was a great ~~man~~ person

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

I like this a lot.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

ha!

(Sheepattack!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)

He would have appreciated those 12 inches

A fitting tribute

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)

I bet it would fit too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)

*hides ky*

*whistles nonchalantly*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)

pfft!

"Are you being served" and the not so popular American version renamed "The bitch got served" starring Ice Cube.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

Pffffft

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)

Far, far too bloody long!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)

Mmm. Brawny.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)

hiya THAT bitch.

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)

mmmm bacon

plus that'll learn the hoity toity frog tosser!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)

this disturbs me in a way I can't describe

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

home sick today...

bweh..

second, third

edit: oh, and it's my birthday too. How ironic

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)

Good lord.

That looks painful.

I'll click, though.

(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

HAHAHAHA

That is the best thing ever to see on a Thursday morning. Or any morning.
Fucking ace!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

This is the best thing I have seen all morining,

a threadjack for anyone who has not visited /links this 'ning.

b3ta.com/links/Jamiroquai_realises_his_true_potential

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

do you have the squits?

make it vomit at the same time, that will be great.

and i hope you feel less poorly later.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

thank you. This sickness seems to have a 2 day sequence. First day: vomit, Second: shit all over the place, with no clear distinction between farts and poo, resulting in perpetual loo visists

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)

Move the TV into the bathroom.

And the fridge.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

Why would he need

a TV in the fridge?

(SpittyWoonerism, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)

so he only watches cool shows!

hahahahahaha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)

And the laptop, mind you

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

eat while you shit - mmm

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

Bum gravy!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

great band!

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

If you say so :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

*orders 24 pack of super strength Charmin and a large can of Oust*

:P

ha ha!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

you may also wish to order a large quantity of ice as well.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)

needs a target I feel

should we call you tub_kick today then?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

haha excellent

I like that

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)

Hope you feel better soon though

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

Hahaha

This^ is great!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

eeeeeeeeeurgh!!!!

also:
hehehehee

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

Stop straining

It will come out anyway, but you'll give yourself piles that way...I'd also advise doing it over a toilet. Or at least the bath*

*film...PROFIT!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

*pounce*

'ello Jess!
How do?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

GUINNESS POO !

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

the black isn't stygian enough.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

That will be the kebab

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)

Hahaha

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

class!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

I'd like to think

he is standing in front of some kind of chocolate milk shake overflow outlet.

Yes, that makes me feel much better.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

he's SHITTING in your MILKSHAKE?!

how does that make it better?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)

If it's one from McDonalds

he won't know the difference.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)

Arf!

*wants to click this reply*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

*wants it as random quote*

*knows it won't be*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)

hahahahahahah

excellent

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

Its my holiday to Tunisia all over again

"Safe to eat at the local restaurants" my arse

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

fucking tagines

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)

That wasnt offered

I did ride a camel though

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)

get better quick sir

and thanks for making us feel ill too

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

bwahahaha!

does he ever stop?

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

haha

that'll be a type 7 then

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Mousing, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)

That's a handy chart.

Thank you.

(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

ah the old Bristol scale

Imagine living in a city that gave its name to different types of shit.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)

I live in that city.

Don't forget that we gave boobs a slang name too.
And we created pirates.

Can your city say as much? Ha!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

it truly is a wonderful place

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Mousing, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

Actually I live in Norks on Sea...

so yes, my city can say as much.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)

Pah I don't believe you.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)

oh yes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)

That roundabout

is the most incomprehensible piece of road design in the world ever.

AICMFP.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)

it's not real.....is it?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)

Oh yes. Its hell on earth

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

good lord.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

do you mean it really exists?

in real life?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)

Yup.

Scarily enough.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

don't be dissing our only tourist attraction

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_(Swindon)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

People actually go to see that?

I make an effort to avoid it =/

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)

Americans typically

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)

Presumably because Americans

don't actually have roundabouts, so they look mystified when they see one.

To the point of driving their fucking 12-tonne motorhome the WRONG WAY round it. Despite the massive arrows.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

now here's a society for me:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roundabout_Appreciation_Society

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Mousing, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)

Roundabouts of Redditch :0

100000 copies worldwide...this is the funniest thing ever

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)

Oh noes...a briztolian

*insures car*

:)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)

Hey

car crime has gone down in recent years so there :p

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)

Hahaha.

That is the best thing I've ever seen.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

but what about the phantom poo?

you know, the one where you feel it come out and hear it hit the water, but when you turn to look THERE'S NO POO THERE!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

I see that sort of thing every few months in my hospital

when the D&V does the rounds.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)

I bet you love working there

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

its a laugh a minute.....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)

This would make

A great alternative to the water canon

Woo!

(tangytomatoes, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

hahahaha

*strains*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)

this needs a scrolly background

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

i've been reading that as homesick?

you're a one man cadburys flake machine.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

working at home, rather

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

Awww. And Ewwwwww.

Happy birthday Mr Poorly-Man

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

thank you squire!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

beterschap!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)

dank :)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)

IM HOME SICK TOO

WOW!!!!

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 18:32, archived)

This is a thing of wonder.

And I wonder why the mods are not giving this it's due praise and reward.

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Tart Monkey, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)

Morning.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)

nawty leechy boy

you should know better.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)

*twists toe in the dirt*

i won't do it again sir

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)

*birches*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)

hahahahahahaha

spray it over her space tits, the dirty cow loves it.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)

hooray

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

SPLORDGE!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

hahaha

FAB!
did you see what i did there?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

yes.

stop wanking at once.

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Damien's Hearse, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)

wait..

wait..
wait..
*spluffs*
ok then.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)

'ning peeples.

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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)

Haha!

They should be the brown ones with the beige 'Y'

You've made me show you this made me...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

you are wrong

but i like you.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

oh good god

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new_matt, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)

You are just going through all the files aren't you

"Yep I can repost this...and this...fuck I forgot I'd done this one...hey they'll love this...hmmm it's shit but wtf"

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)

might as well

it's compo repost thursday

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new_matt, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)

Pretty much

I've got shitloads of "cocks on cartoons" in my back catalogue.

I'm pretty bored of doing it already though.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)

hehehehe

*grins*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)

Product of Belgium;Cuntsmurf

Translation;"Do you come here more often."

kontsmurf

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)

Is english your first language?

/AC

It's lovely ashally :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)

Why are you posting pic in german?

Is it even yours?
Why shouldn't I ignore you?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)

good point and ning.

In my opinion it needs more fotus.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)

'ning db

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)

*ahem*

~~german~~ dutch

and kontsmurf translates bumsmurf, not cuntsmurf

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)

it's still flemish to me my dutch friend :)

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)

you can't tell by those words

and besides, flemish is dutch, as much as you don't want it to be ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)

Ha!

?

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)

looks more like netherlands...

(LordMORD kennt kein Pardon, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)

Belgian

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)

which is basically the same (Flemish)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

I beg to differ

flemish is very different to Dutch. though I still don't understand Why he translated kont as cunt as it means butt in Dutch, but perhaps in flemish it means something else * shrug*

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)

you're the expert (i hope)

they may just sound very similar in my unskilled ears

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

I'm Dutch

so yeah, I do know the difference. to unskilled ears they do sound similar, if you understand what flemish people say in the first place ;)

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)

It's not Dutch.

Ask Brain_Error.

Looks Belgian to me, as he said already.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)

It's Dutch morons

Without Dutch there wouldn't be fucking English but only Gaelic...By the way,nobody in England speaks standard english,only the queen...

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)

You're right - it's Dutch.

Badly translated though. "Kont" means "Butt" apparently.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)

those kerazy brits, eh?

can't even tell dutch from german... ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)

erm, NO

it's not Dutch as it says product from Belgium, so that means that it's flemish. omg No! yes, yes indeedy.

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

i don't know why

but i like this.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)

C'mon you should know better than that

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)

hahaha

hahaha

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)

whats wrong with his face?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)

kontsmurf

is dutch for "cuntsmurf"

you see?

ITS FUNNY IF YOU SPEAK FLEMISH!

why has this niche market never been exploited on the board before I wonder

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

pfft!

looks more like Assholesmurf though;)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)

Cunt sounds better

and it's nearly the same as "kont" So..

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)

nothing like a good frog-job

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

ahh

that's why he stays with her

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

'Ning you :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

'ning

YOU

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)

Good day!

What have I done now?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)

*reads sig*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)

Oh yeah

Forgot about that.

*sharpens killing knife*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)

not a thing

I WAS JUST EMPHASING THE YOU THAT I WAS NINGING

now I shall go off in search of more annoying song lyrics......

;)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)

You dare and I'll sharpen a SECOND killing knife

specifically to cut off your gonads.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)

whossamarra you eh?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)

*throws pizza pie*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

i've done witch doctor

so strike that off your list

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)

spluffs

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

Bastard I'm going a miss piggy one:P

he does look happy though:)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

needs more frog spong

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

bom bom BOM

aieYA!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)

Haha, he's a big lad then?

Christ, I have so many reposts I could put in this challenge, where to start?

How about Spongebob, Patrick and the Hoff?

click for uncensored

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)

same here

I just picked my favourite 2

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)

i love you

carnally

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)

Cyril Connoly?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)

semi-carnally

cyril connolly

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)

OI!

i had replied to that up there

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)

Soz

didn't want to have ham on my hands

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)

gah!

may be tomorrow i'll post this pic again
may be tomorrow i'll just keep touching ham

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)

hahaha

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)

littlest Hobbo has to be the best theme tune ever!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)

No.

Thundercats.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)

Hey!

I just had my mind washed, and you go and piss all over it!

Sheesh

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)

Hurrah!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)

Dunno

Thundercats was fucking beaut

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)

close call

but i'm sticking with the Hobbo

and this is my fave cartoon theme tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvv7WNIwmBU
cowboy bebop

or the original that inspired it
www.youtube.com/results?search_query=gunsmith+cats+intro
Gunsmith Cats

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)

You're correct Tets

fucking thundercats indeed!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)

Airwolf?

Dah dadadada, dadadada, dadadada, dah dadah dah dahdee dahdee dah

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)

rockford files

babba ba ba
dee dee deedee
weeooweeooweeooweeeeeoooo

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)

You are ALL WRONG.

This is obviously the best:

www.bolt.com/video/flv_player_branded.swf?contentId=2250336&contentType=2

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Damien's Hearse, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)

not jazzy enough for me :D

you should check out a series called Bleach
not available here in the west yet
but you can "find" subbed episodes on the net...

very cool

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

Gunsmith Cats

is fucking ace.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)

it gives me spine shivers

whenever i hear the theme!

nnnnnaahH! that feels good :P

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)

Captain Pugwash

*decides to start a cartoon war*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)

Portland Bill

was better.

"I ain't never known a night like it!"

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)

Roobarb & Custard is better than Portland Bill

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)

Agreed

Made me want to smash things whenever I heard it.

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)

I disagree.

And Clifford was shit.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)

maid marian and her merry men

wee all over teh littlest homo.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

hahaha that is a touch of class

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)

I used to cry my eyes to that.

and lassie.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)

this is just wrong.

you're a sick puppy.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)

No, this is a sick puppy...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)

oh dear lord...

(

new_matt, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)

salty!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)

why did I click

why?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)

coz you is a click whore

and the thought of uncensored hoffroasting turns you on

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)

Makes me hard!

I think I'll stop after the one after the one after this one...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)

Why don't you just repost the whole stinking lot you reposter you

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)

That sir is brilliantly done

I love that you've matched the colours already there to make it subtle

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)

Ta! It was before the days of magenta

I'm going to do some w**k now, but just for you, here's some more cock...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)

i watch and wait for the next

in awe and fear in equal measure - woo for all esp. the spitroast at the top!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)

that lucky pig!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)

and also this pear, which may have started it all....

_{sorry, ms paint and glidepad is not my best skill}

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)

I'm deep in dispair

Ning kids!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)

I'm fucking dis custard

ning waspy!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)

'nings!!

you know i love it when you get all fruity with me!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)

ning waspy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

i'm fucking dis custard.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

*taps on shoulder*

*points up there a bit*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)

don't faucet

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

*feels warm weeing like sensation in ear*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)

*shakes*

*zips*
*washes hands*
*wipes them on trousers*

alright, alright I didn't wash my hands. The rest is all true though

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)

good ning indeed

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)

He looks like a cheery chap!

'Ning all you b3ta persons :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)

whats that hanging out his arse!?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)

it's a monster

it's a monster

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6949883

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

grapes!

'ning all

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

'Ning Aphex :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

yo.

what have 4dam and freebs done?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

In turn they have implanted the lyrics to Agadoo -

both the original and the Spitting Image version - into my poor head by means of Gaz.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)

bastards

ooh, eeh, ohh, ah, ah, ting, tang, walla walla, bing bang

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)

/ignore

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)

Yay!

It's like he's a real person.

(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)

ha ha!!

check out his klingons!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)

he wants you

to eat him

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

have i missed a bandwagon there?

or what is all this "which may have started it all" nonsense about?

there's a happy chap. is he about to shit on someone's head?

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

Funny how a nice day can become so shitty.

(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

hahaha

stupid rabbit

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Damien's Hearse, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)

Yeah to nature !

(duck Quack !, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)

Haha

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)

ha ha!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

Bokko!

www.bbc.co.uk/go/homepage/int/ne/nhdr/h2/t/-/news/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/6428865.stm

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)

you watched The Day Today on BBC Four on Tuesday

AICMFP

I'd hate to be punched in the incident - sounds painful

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)

II don't get it

it's wayy beyond RIS. i can't even figure out what it is I'm misunderstanding

meanwhile have this

Valid for two compos in a row, go me

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)

^this^

and can you Q my Z please?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)

for the right price I'll R your F as well

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)

*whips out change purse*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)

^this

and why does a piece of gaffer tape keep getting stuck on the ladies forehead?
is it a lady?

it's going to be one of those days, i can feel it in my waters.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)

weetabix eyebrow?

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)

not enough tits for a JJ picture!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)

edit: hahahahahahahahahaha

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)

TJ:

Thought I'd crowbar this oldie into the compo

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)

Haha

*clicks*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)

class

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)

haha

that'll teach the fat little bastards!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)

<click>

Is James Blunt gonna turn that rifle on himself after?

(GingahNZ It's ok, I'm taking it back, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)

hopefully

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)

Crowbar?

It slipped in easier than a greased up chipolata

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)

Hahahahaha

I LOL'd.

*clicks*

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Damien's Hearse, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)

Someone tell me what I'm looking at

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)

Hah!

isn't that a handy website ;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)

Glipp!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)

BANG-ETH!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)

pfft

looks like there had been some kind of medieval episode

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)

Thwape!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)

must have been hard to thwap in a suit of armour

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

Clange!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

I guess it was Jesus coming down and kicking some serious butt

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)

what a massive head she has

it's as big as the policemen!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)

God, this story has made me mad.

And now the media is pulling the race card.

She's a violent scumbag alcie. I don't see what the problem is.

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)

^this

(

finnbar has officially retired, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)

also this^

and 'handfuls of genitals' lucky bugger.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

yea this^

she was probabily hit and restrained for a reason. And I have my doubts about her being epileptic.

In my opinion, If you go for a man's nuts then he's fully entitled to sock you one.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)

You don't find the fact that

a group of policeman trying to subdue one woman have to punch her 'as hard as was physically possible' several times a bit wrong?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

But a group of people doesn't really mean they have instant control over the situation

If she really went for it then they probably would have to resort to force to try subdue her.
and its not like he punched her in the face. I'd say it was justified

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)

I can't actually see the vid from work.

But the copper said he punched her several times then punched her in the arm to try to numb it.

If a bunch of supposedly trained blokes can't hold down one woman then they're not doing a very good job.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)

it may seem heavy handed to you

but when i lend someone money i expect to get ti back.

now i want that £2.50 by monday or another moose dies.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)

Do you dig

graves?

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)

yeah man, i can dig it!

*smokes phat chronic blunt*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)

Nice.

i'm surprised he only hit her in the arm, silly drunken bint.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)

I've seen the future, and it's going to be fukcing great!

This has so got to be done. Even if it means me setting it up.

For those of you who aren't "down with the kids" watch this: download.gametrailers.com/gt_vault/t_home_gdc07.mov
Playstation Home, Sony's incredible virtual world. Like that Second Life nonsense, but for cool kids.
We need to get a B3ta area set up online as soon as possible :D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)

I imagine something a little more seedy than this

with bigger cock

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)

and more kittens.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)

and chintzy curtains

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)

best get on with it then!

the future is coming!
I'm back from meeting with the head of pathology,
I've got to arrange a meeting with pathology trainer type person to see what my options are!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)

Oh yea? how did that go?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)

Dead boring

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)

No way! I bet the guys in pathology are a riot!

*fails to keep a straight face*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)

quiet you two!

you're supposed to offer moral support!
*sobs*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)

*spitroast time*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)

basically he was saying pathology is in for a big move

and haematology is joining them so a secondment is probably out the question
because they'll be training their own people.
but if I speak to their trainer he can see about getting outside funding for me to do the BSc and pop along to the path labs
every few months for some hands on work!
the wheels are in motion!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)

Thats cool!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)

gentlemen

you are about to enter the most fascinating sphere of policework

forensic medicine
*starts up electric saw*

*cop faints*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)

I'm in a hospital!

not a cop shop...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)

sorry

but you just reminded me of Quincy :S

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

it's terrible sam, terrible!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

I have no idea to what this pertains

But It has elements that look like trains

It may be me, I might be mad

I've seen this now, and I am glad

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)

is this second life?

I played for almost an hour last week and the most interesting thing I did was sit on a fire hydrant and I couldn#'t even see myself properly as I was completley invisible except for my hair

it's a shit game

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)

no, it's Playstation Home

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)

is it just a PS version of second life

or is it actually interesting?

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)

Looking at the vid and comparing it to what I've seen of Second Life

I would say yes.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)

well, like you said,

it's what all the cool kids do nowadays
no wonder the corps jump onto the wagon

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)

you calling B3ta a corporation?! :D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)

^This.

Although I imagine a b3ta version of online stuff like that would probably get raided by the virtual police fairly frequently.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)

"Seams Police" mostly :D

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)

because so many of us here

are going to pay £425 for a suped up DVD player?

:(

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)

having watched the vid

and once word has got around...

I really think people will

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)

i'm just being ratty

as there's no way i can afford one this year :(

vid does look cool though

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)

Sell an organ

or at least a small piano

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)

yes

can we not make a huge cock-shaped island? seems only appropriate

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)

hehehe

*waits*

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)

YOU LIKE DISCO

Heyyyyyyyyyy guys, I have just found this video on YOUTUBE...You have to see it...
MAY THE DISCO BE WITH YOU

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZEoJ4L1d4U

(robert31, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)

This is a links board type thing I think

www.b3ta.com/links/

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)

you must be spitting feathers now.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)

about what?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)

stuff

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

yeah, damn that stuff!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)

ducks for cover

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)

DUCKS FOR PRIME MINISTER!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)

DUCKS WITH CROCS ATTACHED TO THEIR ARSES!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)

/links.

And no. I don't like disco. I like a nice quiet pint in a cosy bar where underage drinkers aren't going to flail about and spill my drink

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)

You are a cunt

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)

grrr

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)

What the fuck?

If I wanted a shite music video I'd have stuck TMF on.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)

Is there invisible pork products in there

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)

I was thinking of having it grab a pig

rather than the simple middle finger.
But it was already too much effort.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)

This is wrong and funny

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)

very well done

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)

hahaha!

*click.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)

hahaha!

this for president.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)

and also this pear, which may have started it all....

(jamorcheese Arnold's kite was stuck in a tree, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:58, archived)

it's pea

not pear

and also, these are recent enough that you might as well have edited the original post

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)

Well yea.

Or compoing it in another thread would have been a better idea.

'ning chief. how're you anyway?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)

yay!!

first thing i see on B3ta today..
a pea!
second thing i see on B3ta today....
a sour lemon!

:P
'nings!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)

'ning tetsuo

How're you?
Saw Ghostrider last night. Part of me died somewhere between the wooden acting and painful dialogue

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)

the main character is a cg skull

on fire

you weren't expecting 'ghandi' were you?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)

oh, i could have told you that was shit

the last 3 films i've been to see were all top class!
Pan's Labyrinth
Hot Fuzz
The Host

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)

ahahahahahahaaaaaa!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)

oh *pear*

i was hinting at the large swinging plums between the hind legs of the on-screen image - which of course you prolly can't see but will haunt me to the grave.

do you know how difficult it is to find ham-based pr0n out there? google images is good, but you need to know the keywords......

(jamorcheese Arnold's kite was stuck in a tree, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)

seeing as we're roasting

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)

yes

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olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)

bonjour olivier8

ca va?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)

bonjour griifin saver

very well thank you..how is you?

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olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

I'm getting these out of my system early

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:04, archived)

hahaha =D

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)

hahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)

This is ace

*wants a clicky thingy to click*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)

at your service Mr the Bun

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)

roast that pear

(jamorcheese Arnold's kite was stuck in a tree, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:57, archived)

scissorhands?

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olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)

First post!

(Crocodile, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)

yes. yes it would be

HTML round these parts sonny, not BBcode

< img src="your pic url" >

edit: On second thoughts. As you were!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)

this^

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:55, archived)

and while we're at it, make it a link

always nice to see that people cocking up get brazilions more replies than people posting an actual image

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:56, archived)

we hate success

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:58, archived)

I forgot

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:58, archived)

yes

It fair depresses you sometimes

I spent ages* on my Inman anim

*5 minutes when I got in

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:59, archived)

Isn't five minutes the same as ages

in these fast internets times?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)

yes, you're right

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)

that so very nearly worked.

edit/ well done you've sorted that bit out, now say your sorry and make it a tad smaller.
don't delete the whole thread though.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)

yay!

welcome, pull up a kitten, check the FAQ to fix that redex.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)

first mistake

you want this:
<img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b396/Hoganleeds/cmethphogan1.jpg">

and please just edit your post, don't start a new thread

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)

<img src="-----------------------">

Sonny-Jim-Me-Lad-Boyo-Matey

(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:55, archived)

Ava Pea

and lose the "[]"s

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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:55, archived)

ooh, so close

fix it love

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:55, archived)

you're being awfully fluffy

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:57, archived)

i was in a foul mood last night though

had a go about the large number of 'oh, i'll just stick a cock on it' lazy entries. and then i got shat on.
edit: arse, just saw the time. day out today, excitement. been distrated by b3ta and sean bean on breakfast arguing with dumb presenter.

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:59, archived)

oh dear

pointy brackets!

Just don't delete the thread.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:56, archived)

this will help

or this

ahha now you need this

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:56, archived)

<%@LANGUAGE="JAVASCRIPT" CODEPAGE="1252"%>

seems a bit upset

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:57, archived)

are you using firefox?

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)

why yes I am

isn't everybody?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)

how about this one?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)

I knew I'd find that somewhere:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)

hello!

~~you need a uplaod coedz apparantly~~

yay for pixels! although you might want to compress it a bit for the people on steam powered internets

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:56, archived)

I don't get it

though I am dumb so don't feel bad

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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:58, archived)

great

that's what shoved my hard work and animation skills off the mainboard.

Bollocks, I'm going to do some work

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:58, archived)

make a new one

gwan, you know you want to, or pearoast an old classic, how about the running along a path man with car incident gif?

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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)

well aren't we Mr. Grumpy today

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)

yeah

bad nights sleep, up early, made and posted am anim while it was quiet and it was gone by 9.
Replaced by broken images, YouTube links and big pictures of a dead John Inman :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)

repost it up there^

i thought it was rather good.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)

It has hasn't it

oh well...I will remember and grin when I do

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)

That foulmouthed bastard of a chicken

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)

ah ah..

that am nasty..

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olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:58, archived)

good morning, euroloon!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:59, archived)

I'm guessing this is compo

if it is I need to go home earlier a watch more pre 5 o'clock telly

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:04, archived)

it's a cartoon from the 70's

if you hurry you might still catch it! ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)

Really...shit!

*checks into rehab*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)

Arthur Lowe gonna pop a cap in yo' ass

(Astatine, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:38, archived)

that's not as funny as I want it to be

but I feel this is a fault with my morning rather than with your post, so have a

woo

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 8:56, archived)

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