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# Hello
please have a helipuppy
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:04, archived)
# CONTACT!!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:05, archived)
# how nice of you
:)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:07, archived)
# just don't let me catch you using that phrase again!
:D
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I think it was used ironically though
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# *YIFFS*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
*laughs like a loon*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:05, archived)
# 'middag!
and have some woo yay!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:06, archived)
# 'middag sir!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:07, archived)
# thanks!!
*takes for walk*
*lets off lead*
*helipuppy flies off*
rats......
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:06, archived)
# That is excellent.
Could it be a Copterdog as well?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:06, archived)
# maybe when it grows up
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:07, archived)
# :D
WOOFLCOPTER
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# thwoppa thwoppa thwoppa
ning medi
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:07, archived)
# 'ning Nibus!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:08, archived)
# YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! FOR HELIANIMALS!


/can't find my heliduck rage!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:13, archived)
# he'll do anything for his mashed potato
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:17, archived)
# haha yay!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:17, archived)
# these badgers are ace
as are most badgers
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:19, archived)
# HARDCORE
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)
# My dog's got no nose.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Well then....
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)
# tehehe
CHAV BADGE!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# In the news today...
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:01, archived)
# is he their first attempt at a human/dalek hybrid?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:04, archived)
# No, that was
Bobby Davros
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:05, archived)
#
*awaits a "Whovian" to point something or other out..
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:06, archived)
# ba
dum
tish
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:06, archived)
# *shudder*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:07, archived)
# !
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:06, archived)
# that's
Stavros Hawkings shirley?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] mornin' all

(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:00, archived)
# hahah
great stuff
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Haha
Thats brill!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:01, archived)
# pffft!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Hoover, he was a body remover
*digs out RATM albums*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
top banana!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:05, archived)
# hahah!
that's proper grand!

(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:59, archived)
# thanks Sam
IT WAS MEHDEH
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Mehdeh Yvvie!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:01, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:02, archived)
# NING DUDE!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:02, archived)
# It's very good and all
and it's a brill idea, so woo for all of it

BUT


Have you actually seen Derek Acorah?
right, ciggy time
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:01, archived)
# indeed
he looks more like Alain Prost
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I have,
He's a fake, a charlatan and a downright liar
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:02, archived)
# are you sure it was the real him?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:03, archived)
# and he also made false teeth
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Well yes
But that looks in no way like him.

Well, except for it's white and possibly male. And it's wearing clothes.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Late reply
But I must agree! He deserves an Oscar, or, more likely, arresting.

I used to like him but really, he is a douche.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I've seen him



Silly shoes
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:06, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
I didn't like to say
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I loved your derek drawing you did a while ago. Pearost please! :)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I thought about it
But we all know I *am* that much of a bitch.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)
# i'd definately get the magnifing glass on him in the sun!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:01, archived)
# MELTING DEREK GOODNESS!
And then frazzle some ants and stuff.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Woo
Acorah Action Figure... I hope it speaks... or has Yvette Fielding bottom groping action.

I have shaless reposting action


I've also seemingly forgotten how to type
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Stephen Hawking
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha
ace!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:41, archived)
# soar steven soar!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:41, archived)
# weeeeeeee!
your sig is rather apt :)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
Obvious, but not bindun!

*clickies*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:46, archived)
# and the world looks very different
TODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)
# because you're still pissed.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *joins in*
and one of your eyes is bleeding
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:56, archived)
# whoops
as long as it's not my good eye.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:59, archived)
# well it was payday yesterday!
*had spicey spuds and chicken wings for dinner*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *had dairy free WEIRD biscuits, a can of budweiser, some snacky breadstick things and a cup of tea*
I only got home last night at about 11.30
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:00, archived)
# i got paid yesterday but i haevn't got any money AGAIN this month because
work fucked my pay up last month and i have to catch up with bills and shit this month.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:00, archived)
# I've got some dodgy ebay Iraqi money you can have
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:04, archived)
# *accepts*
to iraq!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# oh dear
*sends food parcel*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:05, archived)
# ohh thanks
*rummages*
split pea soup.....
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Squadron 440
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:57, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:58, archived)
# hahahaa
do it Hawking
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:59, archived)
# awwww
that's just cruel

...carry on
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Haha! Harsh
I love it!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *wants to click*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Shouldn't he have a crown on?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Nice SFX, shite dialogue
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:38, archived)
# yes, yes he is.
and that film was garbage too.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:40, archived)
# oh it could have been worse
look at open water. That didn't even have special effects to fall back on
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:46, archived)
# but at least you saw her norks
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)
# That was the best bit of the film.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)
# and the bit where they died.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:54, archived)
# they didn't even die well.
The death scene was the worst attack I've ever seen. Its demeaning to killer sharks worldwide.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I can see norks any time.
I paid money for high quality shark attacks.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:59, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:40, archived)
# it would have been just as effective if you painted VD magenta
he's the biggest dick ever.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:41, archived)
# that was a very bad movie
what the hell was The Dench doing in that?
pfft btw!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:43, archived)
# i think her agent probably thought
It would make her Down wit da kids...
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)
# but she's in bond and she's cool anyway!
(for an old bird)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I quite liked it!
It's trashy, but not a bad bit of sci-fi, ala Dune.. IMHO
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# ^^ all of the above, and more.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:44, archived)
# 'ning!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Haha, I love his fingers
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Silly speedybloke!
Not play pong on your own with grenade!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:38, archived)
# haha!
he's worse than kenny!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
you crazy guy!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:40, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:40, archived)
# It's the way he moves before he throws it.
Comedy fucking genius there my man.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:43, archived)
# =D
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:45, archived)
# hehe, a bit like on Takeshi's Castle
where they give it the old yeah yeah with fists in the air before plummeting head first into the drink! Or a wall. Or something.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:46, archived)
# hahahahahaha yeah
I love Takeshi's Castle. Mad bastards.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:47, archived)
# ha ha!
i love it
*watches an hour of Takeshi's castle every day! 5 till 6 on FTN!*

i was going to make a comic strip spin on the concept
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:52, archived)
# ^ this
*except the comic strip bit.
Anyone else agree that Craig Charles commentary of dodgy innuendo's adds to the overall pleasure?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:57, archived)
# he makes me laugh occasionally
but sometimes his ignorance borders on the racist
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:59, archived)
# it would be better if it was Harry Hill
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Hooray! Japanese link
found this gem earlier today

news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=263297
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Got strange looks the other day.
takeshi's castle on in a crowded room. one japanese bloke on there punched the air and yelled and it reminded me of one of the flashes on here so i sended up singing:

"In nagasaki, they like bukkake"
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:50, archived)
# ha ha!
i've been informed they're usually shouting their name and where they're from

i so wanted to go to Japan just to go on that show
but then discovered it hasn't been in production for 15 years :(
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:53, archived)
# 15 years!
fuck a duck. im gutted.

I wanted a go on that surfboard one where they have to jump over and duck under stuff.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Yes, that's one of my faves
Wipeout I think it's called.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:58, archived)
# high rollers is always a good one for pain
as is stepping stones!

although i'm a fan of the honeycomb maze
*black hands*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Needs more
BRIDGEBALL!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:08, archived)
# wow.
is it really that long?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:56, archived)
# it is.
*zips back up*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Beat Takeshi went on to be Japan's biggest gangster flick movie star
you can catch him in gems such as
Brother
Violent Cop
hanna bei (may be spelt wrong - translates as fireworks)
oh! and Battle Royal
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Battle+Royale=best film ever.
You can't argue with the maths.


(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:04, archived)
# battle+Royal+sequel= dog shite
battle+Royal+american remake with prisoners instead of school kids=typical
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:07, archived)
# I agree.
American+remake
-------------------------- = dog plop
any good foreign film
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:16, archived)
# tsk tsk
careless
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:44, archived)
# yay for grenades

best of all the comedy bombs
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:47, archived)
# hahah
top again
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:57, archived)
# In the future....
....we'll all dress like this


Click for bigger (121KB)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Casshern?!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:25, archived)
# *jumps high into the sky*
check out my moon silhouette !!
*ATTACKS!!!!!*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Best fucking film ever.
Even if that white haired effeminate dude has the worst pink coat in history.

EDIT- actually, not the best. Certainly the prettiest.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Even though Bioroids sounds like poorly bumness
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)
# 'King hell
Thought you'd buggered off!

And yes, I see what you mean.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:30, archived)
# i love that film
got that and appleseed remake for £20 at an indy music shop.

I have been repressed by evil work nazis but now i am freeeeee!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)
# I hate it when they make you do what they pay you for.
Bastards.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)
# heh
i have moved to network analyst (i get to police the intarnets)

the foools!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Oooh!
I'd like that job.

Shame computers hate me.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:36, archived)
# you just need to know where to kick them.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:39, archived)
# *hides hands*
i hope he never noticed i've only got 9 fingers...
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *kills*
*pretends not to know murderer and becomes profiler in crap CSI wannabe*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:39, archived)
# i've not seen the CGI appleseed yet
the books are still great
but it's always hard to translate them to screen
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Basement Jaxx soundtrack is rather natty too
They do a pretty admirable job of staying faithful.

lost in translation: Just watched the japanese version of spirited away with english subtitles. WTF? totally different plot!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:38, archived)
# I've only seen it with English voices.
*is confused* is that the proper story or not?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:39, archived)
# same outline but the japanese version is tons better
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Ah. I liked the one I saw.
I've just bought....oh fuck. Erm, Keanu Reeves, Woody Harrelson, moving comic story thing. Erm...
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:43, archived)
# a scanner darkly?
i wanna see that. Whats it like?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:48, archived)
# That's the fella.
Don't know, I bought it at gone 11 last night. Bought that, the Hogfather, Scarface (needed a new copy), Police Academy, and two others I can't remember.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)
# bought princess bride the other day
£3

BARGAIN!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)
# YAY!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:56, archived)
# guh grandad!
you can skip the kissy kissy parts
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:07, archived)
# i liked it
but it will mess with your eyes
and the story line is quite twisty too
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:54, archived)
# That's the kind of stuff I like!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:57, archived)
# ha ha!
although, the subbed story made sense to me...

but that's like Akira
watched the subtitled version
and it all made sense

it's difficult though,
i prefer live action to be subbed as it retains the feel
but subbed animation always draws your eyes away from
all those beautifully animated visuals

story Vs actually watching the screen
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Akira gave me the feer though.
i wasnt very old when i watched it
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:43, archived)
# I agree
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:45, archived)
# dubbed live action looks and sounds comical because of the lip sync
but animation is easier to dub because the mouths
move less realistically, you can basically bend them to say what you like
if you know what i mean

although the worst anime dub i've ever seen was Beast Warriors
translated and recorded by fans of the jap version
it's full of dodgy east london accents
very funny
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:47, archived)
# sounds good! :D
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)
# channel 4 used to show dubbed kung fu movies
they all had dodgy regional accents.

scouse ninjas and the like
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Bravo shows badly dubbed porn.....
:D
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:00, archived)
# i have to keep the volume down to mrs montoya is unaware
furtive wanks rock!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:02, archived)
# WHERE THE SHITTING FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:41, archived)
# felching wombats off the coast of syria
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:43, archived)
# oh
ok
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:48, archived)
# .
Was kept from by beautiful internets by those evil bastards at work
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:53, archived)
# ha ha, yeah
*hides pink coat*

it's been a while
might have to watch it again over the weekend
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)
# I'm going to
picked up a half yesterday- got to work Saturday but Sunday...oooh.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)
# i'm running low again
*thumbs lift to Wow's*

i should make it by Sunday....
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)
# You want some of this.
So much pollen. Oh my goodness.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)
# you need to watch Versus
it's by the guy that did Azumi
it was his first flick, made on a tight budget
but is full of character and worth a watch
(yakuza zombies in the forrest)
the money he made from it he used to fund Azumi :)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:44, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow*
I shall have a look for it- luckily one of my best friends is our town's biggest comic purveyor and his worker bee is anime obsessed, so he's good for sourcing (probably, here's hoping).

I'm still halfway through vampire hunter D!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:46, archived)
# new or old?
*has both - loves both*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:48, archived)
# what the hell are you two on about
Do you live in a different world?

or do I?...
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Film called Casshern
Please, for fuck sake, watch it. It's glorious to behold.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:30, archived)
# I shall google it forthwith
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)
# *nods emphatically*
Feast for your ocular appendages.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)
# direction and camerawork is very animesque
funny seeing as its a remake of Casshan robot hunter
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)
# it's like a 90minute music video
a bit much for some eyes
but it's cool none the less
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:36, archived)
# you do
go back to your Bon Jovi cassettes and old copy of Footloose on VHS ;)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Come on, you of all people know how wonderful it is to behold.
*bums*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:36, archived)
# I do
I was just saying the Bobs is a man of 80's rock and therefore modern concepts such as digital film making are wasted on him ;P
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:42, archived)
# I'm a man of 80s rock!
Well, sort of.

Best 80s Rock inspired movie EVER has to be Shock Em dead. And no fucker's seen it (it is a bit shit). But it's got tits in...
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:44, archived)
# footloose the musical
now on at Alhambra theatre, Bradford

/ad bot blog
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:36, archived)
# but...
i don't have breasts...
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)
# in the future, everyone will have happy sacks
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)
# yay!!!
.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:28, archived)
# just you wait.
the future is a strange and confusing place
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:27, archived)
# actually yeah
a lot of the middle aged men i work with do have breasts... but they don't look like these'uns
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)
# i won't
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)
# yeah you will
and you know it

may be a lie
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:27, archived)
# i dress like that now
I go to parties with tronguy
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)
# You will.
And you'll secretly enjoy it.





Freak.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:28, archived)
# you're right
i'd better start taking the wife's lady pills so that i can grow knockers in time
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:39, archived)
# i am
looking forward to that day!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:28, archived)
# aren't we all mate...
i reckon we should get some ladies to start the trend...

looks around hopefully
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)
# nice style
i pay in woo
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)
# I knew it
the future is gay!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)
# *books seat in cryo-chamber*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)
# I already dress like that
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Where's the beer belly?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)
# in the future alcohol is banned
because it messes with your space wee
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Noooooooooooo...
(takes breath)

...ooooooooooooo

just like darth vader
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Nooooooooo!!!
They can stick their futuristic future then!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:43, archived)
# i'm dressed like that right now!
*shifts uncomfortably*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:34, archived)
# I'm already dressed like that now

I mean, right now!

the future is now!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:43, archived)
# I won't.
I'll be much more dapper.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Don't know why
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I don't know why either
but it made ma laugh like a nutter!

EDIT: Obviously Ma is easily amused. I found it funny too.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)
# It's what happens to your brain if you watch too much of it
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Likes the fact that
whats-her-name didn't need doing.. pftt
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)
# you want to do her
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Yes and if there's any energy left then Mike and Ken had better watch out! Angry dick's about!!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:24, archived)
# TAG TEAM! *high fives*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:25, archived)
# GANG BANG!!
*gets it out*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)
# baggsy sloppy seconds!
no, wait...
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Thankyou sir,
what a gentleman.. ;)
*does sloppy stuff*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Haha!
The last frame makes it.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)
# ha ha
its the lass on the last frame that gets me
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)
# 'ning!
and happy birthday!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:16, archived)
# shouldnt the 'copper' hair have gone green
with corrosion?

/pedant
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:16, archived)
# *kicks in the shins*
its rust you thilly
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)
# *licks shins*
*corrodes*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:18, archived)
# any holes a goal!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha
oh yes the classic phrase!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:22, archived)
# haha
fuckin awesome
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)
# would!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Who, Mike?
You can have him cos Ken's my bitch!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Charlie!
I'll fuck him in his rusty holes! Even his rusty sherrif's badge
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Yay for rusty sheriff's badges
and chocolate starfishes!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)
# but not for hotdog flavoured water
that album was shit
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:35, archived)
# ah, difficult follow up album?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I want one, Steven Hawking Rocks!

(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# haha
looks like a cross between 'the omen' and him havin a spack attack
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Steven Hawking is awesome
Watching him on the news today, grinning his head off really cheered me up this morning.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:09, archived)
# yup
he is great. Hooray for him.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:12, archived)
# This
He seemed to be having a fantastic time. Manwife loves him, he's well into his astrophysics or whatever it is- him and that guy that looks like a friendlier David Duchovny.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:25, archived)
# he does look so happy it scares me
but at the same time makes me go "awwwww"
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:10, archived)
# hippy bathday!
have some cayke

:D
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:13, archived)
# if you throw it at his face
you get to see his party trick!

PERFORM MONKEY BOY!

*throws cake*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *catches in mouth like a pr0n star*
ooooh I let a little dribble down my chin
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)
# You're filthy
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)
# and you love it
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Well I sure as hell don't pay for the conversation
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:18, archived)
# speaking of which
my arse is itchy, you don't have crabs do you?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Genital, no.
but while you were sleeping I lubed you up and jammed a couple of crustaceans in there for kicks
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:21, archived)
# on the radio t'other day
hawking said he'd not been out of his 'chair for decades - i'm not surprised 20 seconds of weightlessness has him grinning like a loon!

EDIT: Oooh and happy b3taday! *offers cayke*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:13, archived)
# 20 seconds of weightlessness would have me grinning too
I've always wondered if you can propel yourself using flatulance alone in a weightless enviroment.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:16, archived)
# hahah!
Depends on the flab / flatulance ratio I guess. In my case it'd be a bit like trying to move the QE2 by blowing through a straw.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)
# your theory is sound
maybe some kind of anal rudder could be used to stear
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Yeh, to be honest it is rather touching.
Actually, I think I fancy him abit too.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Happy B'day
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Just testing
G'ning.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:11, archived)
# He loves it!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Here he is giving a boy his autograph
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:16, archived)
# i am tyred of this
it doesn't even look wheel!
;D

it's all of teh woosum though!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Thanks
Pearoast from years and years ago.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:24, archived)
# who's stolen my sunshine?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:25, archived)
# no he doesnt
he just kinda bobs up and down.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Pfft
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
that floating goofy bastard was the best thing to happen in the news :D
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Stephen Hawking is a legend
I have 110% respect for that man.

actually, I was thinking of MC Hawking
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Very topical!
have a click :)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Put 'em up!
Come on, champ, give 'em the old one-two!


Amphibianate
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:03, archived)
# *wants*
This would go great with my savate squrrel and capoeira newt
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:04, archived)
# This is a tooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadd
*goes back inside house slowly*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# hmm...
think thats bad, try getting a blow job off it haha
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:10, archived)
# aargh!
the teefs!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:21, archived)
# What a lovely chappy
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Made the RAY WAY.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:02, archived)
# ha ha ha
wiffle-poof!

ker lick
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Haha. Ray is ace.
So is this.

*whiffles poof*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:04, archived)
# hahaha, lovely!
*wiffle-poofs*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:04, archived)
# ha ha
I love this
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:04, archived)
# hahaha!
good old mears
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# This is
EXTREMEly good.
/sorry
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# *clicks*
Awesome
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Mears ftw
He is indeed a top bloke
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:06, archived)
# hahahahahah
Made the Ray way :D
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:10, archived)
# pfft
*click*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Bonza!
and dare I say it, Woo!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha you are so gay for him
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:30, archived)
# I've tried denying it to myself
but yes, you're probably right.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Seeing as the zombie in question has received it, I shall post it.....
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Yay!
Lurch!

My zombie book has shipped - woo!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Why's my book not here yet?
I demand satisfaction!

(also woo to the pic!)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:00, archived)
# ***UPDATE***
My book has arrived! AND IS MOST ACE!
I will arm myself against the oncoming hoard!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Lurch? Nicely done sir!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:01, archived)
# more ning archie!

hahahahaha....lampoodles
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:01, archived)
# stupid
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:02, archived)
# That is pretty fucking stupid
But is it more or less stupid than tricking someone with an std into having sex with you?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:04, archived)
# ^ I was thinking this
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Best caption ever!
A Lamb.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:03, archived)
# 'ning
pretty stupid I would say
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:03, archived)
# omg wtf? !!??!
people am dum!

btw - I have kittens for sale
*holds up box of hamsters*
*giggles*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# A Sheep in Wolf's clothing
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:06, archived)
# if only
more like - a sheep... or, The Story of the Sheep and the Idiot
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Hahaha
There are loads of funny ones today.
like this one
Some people are just gullible.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:06, archived)
# O rly?
Ya rly. Though I didn't have my speakers on and it opened in another tab
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *clicks*
no! that song is in my head now!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:28, archived)
# hahahahhaha
thickies!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:09, archived)
# You would have to be a total idiot
IS IT REAL?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:09, archived)
# hmmm... unfortunately
it may not be true.

to be fair, the story originated in the sun, so what do you expect?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)
# BEZ!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:01, archived)
# well
I think it looks like Bez even if you lot don't

*grumps*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I don't look like Bez.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Ash?
woo as always
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Wehey! It's me!
*glees*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:08, archived)
# 'ning Mr Toast
i sent you some stuff for zombification last night in the hope you'll get time to fit one of me in :D

*A new hopes*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Behold!

morning all
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)
# that's no moon!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)
# no, it's not
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Cor!
You can see her pants.

*hardens*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I am cofused now

should I fuck or kill it

and if both, in which order?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)
# bite it!!
:P
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:19, archived)
# *bites it*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# *holds bees*
ouch

woo
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)
# *releases ants*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:55, archived)
# 'Places a Butterflies under house arrest'
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:58, archived)
# *questions spiders*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Pantses Beatles
Well, the ones I like most are dead, so I suppose that that's wrong...
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)
# DCI Undercover: where were you on the night of the 5th??
Spider: I was everywhere - I'm the spider. I'm Omnipresent
DCI Undercover: ...?
Spider: you know - THE spider... there's only one and it's me.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:23, archived)
# DCI Undercover: what do you mean there's only one... there's not only one
Spider: listen, idiot, there's only one spider, I'm him, it's me. I'm THE spider.
DCI Undercover: but I've seen more than one spider at the same time... in my house and in zoos and things.
Spider: No you havent moron, you just think you have.
DCI Undercover: *wimper* I don't understand any of this...
Spider: it's quite simple, and I've already explained it so I'm not going to do it again just because you're too stupid to understand... and if you arest me I will be come more dark and powerful than you could ever imagine
DCI Undercover: ... ... wait a minute, that's a poor mis-quote from Star Wars... You're not Omnipresent! You're a chuffing lying spider
Spder: *laughs* had you going though didn't I?
DCI Undercover: phew - yeah - for a while there I was like wooooaaahhhhhhhhhh eek, you know, all uuuooohhsfhhhhhh
Spider: yeah - that's great *gets up* aaannnyyway - I'll just be on my way then.
DCI Undercover: sure - yeah - I'll see you in the club later on?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)
# *hands in badge*
*goes it alone*

you can tell the pen pushers at city hall, I've handed in my badge and I'm going it alone.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:47, archived)
# G'ning!
Does anyone know of an alternate for the /talk board?

Our web filters are blocking all of b3ta except a borked version of the main board. jelly.b3ta doesn't work either.

I've got a colleague who's a talkboarder and I'm sure she'd like to be able to go back there if poss.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:00, archived)
# get a notepad and a pen
and write /talk on the top left corner

/helpful
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
If nobody is more helpful than that, we might get a /talk b3tan coming on here, so don't say I didn't warn you.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:01, archived)
#
if its just the domain name being blocked there is a b3ta.com mirror at

www3.barnesy.org/board/

or

www3.barnesy.org/talk/

but you didn't hear it from me
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Good man
whoever you are and whatever it was you just said ;)


Edit: and whoever just gaz'ed me, cheers but I can't read it at the moment, that is also blocked by webfilters.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Unlucky. My work did that for a while and I was stuck on barnesy
have you tried through the ip?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:11, archived)
# g'ning!
Yay for floaty things!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Whoega
whoega-kak
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffft
that is all
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody Eagle Eye Blunkett
What a waste of money.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:50, archived)
# hahahaha
ace
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:51, archived)
# heh
woo
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:52, archived)
# nyuk nyuk nyuk
/experimenting with new laughs as i'm bored with having 'hahahaha' as my random quote all the fucking time
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:52, archived)
# what about
"i look like bradley off eastenders dad"?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)
# mornin' reg
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:55, archived)
# dunno what you're laughing at, handsome
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:58, archived)
# I'm all of the sexies and you know it
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:02, archived)
# haha
oh dear
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)
# all of teh ace
you win the interwebs
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Kunt and the Gang
Never seen this before. It's beautiful. Gives me the raging horn, it does.

Edit - hmm. Embeds in the preview, but not on the board.

Link - www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFKBorVwi0I

What am I doing WRONG, DAMMIT?






(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:44, archived)
# waits...............

You can't post videos on the main board
That's what the links board is for you numpty, thought you might have noticed in the 3 and a half years you've been looking at the site! ;)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:45, archived)
# is it real?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I'm scared
It won't let me embed it.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:47, archived)
# you have to buy it a drink first
you cant just plow in there expecting to embed something
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:48, archived)
# THATS where i've been going wrong!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Hmm
Blank posts give me the horn too.

is there meant to be a pic here?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:45, archived)
# I could just lie
and say that I give myself the horn.

I do

But I won't.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Fuck. Off.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:45, archived)
# *peer reviews*
it's 100% pure SCIENCE!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:50, archived)
# IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:00, archived)
# *Squints*
Either you've failed to post an image or I've adblocked you for some reason


*edit* You want /links board mate.
This is the picture board. we don't like video embedding here.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:46, archived)
# *plays banjo*
*spits*
*rocks in rocking chair*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:51, archived)
# *pets shotgun*
Them city folk. With their fancy video jiggers.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)
# yup - the wurk ov the devil and no mistake!
let's killem - that'll lurn em!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:58, archived)
# oh dear god...
*ignores*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Kunt and the Gang is genius yes...
...but posting links on the main forum isn't.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:47, archived)
# You're all cunts.
Not really.

It's been a while since I bin 'ere.

I love you like cats love Sheba.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Deary me, some people eh... ;)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:48, archived)
# winnar!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:49, archived)
# not really a regular, are you?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:49, archived)
# subtle
comment award winnar :)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:59, archived)
# oo
a member for 3 years, 7 months and 30 days
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# The Links board with you!!!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:49, archived)
# ^this
haha
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:51, archived)
# happy b3ta day!
*throws cake at your face*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:52, archived)
# cheers
*catches in mouth porn star style*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)
# happybirthdaytoyouhappybirthdaytoyouhappybirthdayLairdDaveDraaaaaaaaaawshappybirthdaytoyou
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy b3tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)
# happy b3rfday
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
*pulls finger*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:56, archived)
# *lets one rip*
AHHHHH MY FINGER YOU RIPPED IT!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:58, archived)
# hahahaha
beedy bloody eye!
Get well soon!! *is it someones birthday?*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Heh!
It's your B3taday. That's nice.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Happy B3taday fella, have a good 'un
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Now I'm not saying this is big, or clever...


But you don't see him upright as much as you used to, so I thought I'd nip in with a CDC while the chance was there...
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I don't know how tall he is
but he's certainly clever
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:37, archived)
# He's tiny
I bet I could take him in a fight
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Not if he's allowed to use
his hurting attachments.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Am I allowed to use mine?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:41, archived)
# I don't see why not
*starts placing bets*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:42, archived)
# watch it
he'll get his bitch Davros on you.

ning btw
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:45, archived)
# as long as someone pinned him down and i had my steelies on....
yeah, i reckon i could take him...
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:41, archived)
# you'd have a better chance
if they unpinned him and laid him on the ground
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:51, archived)
# It was only a matter of time.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:38, archived)
# He looks like he's enjoying himself.
'Ning lovely people.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:42, archived)
# 'ningaling!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:43, archived)
# 'lo
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Ning Reg!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Is it wrong of me to bemoan this?
I went through Heathrow last week and wasn't allowed to take any food or drinks onto the plane. My whole 13 hour flight allowance of tomato sandwiches had to be handed over to some officious customs twat...

And yet Hawking rolls up, and suddenly they let vegetables aboard no problem...
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:49, archived)
# bwahahahaha
*spits jaffa cake all over keyboard*

oh cockit
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:00, archived)
# blubber mouth
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:29, archived)
# hahaha
aw bless 'im!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:30, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:31, archived)
# and he doesn't have a snail to resuce him!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:31, archived)
# oh noes!

this is sad :'(
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:31, archived)
# YOU - DRAW MORE!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)
# let's just hope he's carrying his magic donkey things.
woo!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:32, archived)
# This is so great
But I agree with the King of Ironhats

tis sad

at least Cold Case didn't make me cry last night...
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:33, archived)
# thats it my boy,
control your feelings....
*bites lip*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:34, archived)
# *licks brown apple*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:36, archived)
# *sits upright*
argh!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Dont stifle your emotions
its ok if you need to blubber.

(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:37, archived)
# damn NHS web blocker!
*sobs uncontrollably*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:39, archived)
# I missed my first b3taday by 21 days
*bawls*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:44, archived)
# *hugs*
where was you?
haven't seen you on here for a while!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I bin busy
New head honcho has a stick in his arse about teh intarnets.

Still, im on my own today so in the words of Shakespeare...

Feck that motherloving son of a windowdresser
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:47, archived)
# hurrah!
yeah! fight the power!
happy belated b3taday too!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:49, archived)
# yes!
i have a case of stickittothemanitis today

better than yesterday when i had stickitupthemanitis.

it was shameful

and a bit gay
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:56, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha !
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:33, archived)
# awwwww that's sad
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
great!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:41, archived)
# ha ha
awesome as always

'NING ALL

/attention whore blog
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:41, archived)
#
have a little 'ning you attention whore you.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:44, archived)
# hee hee
you're 'ning is so little.
it's totally cute!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Oh look.
K Weasel bolds his Nings.
Now everybody does.

*points at self* oh yes, I'm cool.

'ning matey
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:45, archived)
# and therefore
by association, i'm cool too!
*studies your every move, single white female style*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:50, archived)
# 'Cos I am an Independant Woman.
Determined to make my mark in a man's world.
Girl power!
Boo men! They suck and are clearly responsible for the world's wrongs
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Haha!
Mascara, or Sushi.

You decide!

*rubs with Vaseline*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:46, archived)
# 'ning 'ning to all - have a morning pearoast (i'll get my coat...)

A touch on the classy side as you can tell.. but seriously I really need tips on acheiving the plasticy/shiny cover effect* in PSP - any good tips so I can improve?**

*plus everything else.
**give up/get photoshop are not valid answers.
/needs help blog
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:13, archived)
# print it out
cover it in clingfilm
scan
rehost

there

job done.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Now actually
that's not a bad idea.... ;)
Edit: ^ best answer - winner
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:16, archived)
# http://www.revision3.com/pixelperfect
I was given this link by somebody here who knows something about thing you are asking. I think it could help you out.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Thanks
i'll check it out!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:30, archived)
# you better check yoself
before you wreck yoself

because reposting pictures is bad for yo health!
chiggedyCHECK!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Yes, another bar sir?

;)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:37, archived)
# didn't someone do that this morning?
not to detract from yours, tis very woo!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:15, archived)
# yes
is roast pea
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:16, archived)
# yes it's still on the board
it's now the first and last post
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Now that's a result!
seriously though I bunged it up again as I wanted to ask for some tips and really really needed to emphasise that again with said image..
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:19, archived)
# it's ok
i was bored, and had already seen all the popular posts
i was scrolling the board for kicks and your brent
pic was the last thing i saw before you reposted it
:D
i just wanted something new to look at :(
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Thats ok
I hope you enjoyed your chocolate!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:44, archived)
# DETRACTOR!!!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:17, archived)
# X FACTOR!!!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Max Factor
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Krypton Factor
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Rusty Tractor



(Massey Ferguson)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:24, archived)
# rhyming slang congratulator
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:27, archived)
# CRACKERJACK
yeeeeeeeeeeeah!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:24, archived)
# oo i could crush a grape
/stu francis blog
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Oooo
I could wrestle an action man.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:39, archived)
# ooo
i could grissle a handshaft.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:41, archived)
# oo i could grondle a fossil
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:43, archived)
# oo better not pea again so have a linky instead!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:55, archived)
# heh
likes
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:58, archived)
# thanks
seemed to work better in my head.. but ta!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:10, archived)
# a pea roast!?!?!
it's STILL ON THE BOARD!!!!

retard
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:15, archived)
# oh my word
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Don't get angry...
..i'm only a lurker!
/sulks blog
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:17, archived)
# *chases with, i'm angered easily in the morning stick*
*beats to within an inch of life*

*feels better*

coffee anyone?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:18, archived)
# yes please
A large bucket cup if you would?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:21, archived)
# *puts bucket on head*
*bangs with i'm angered easily in the morning stick*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:25, archived)
# lurker!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:28, archived)
#
...we're everywhere...
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:30, archived)
# argh!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:31, archived)
# ^ teh best ^
:)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:42, archived)
# *scoops*
*pins to display board*
nice.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:45, archived)
# *collects cash*
:)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:52, archived)
# oi
the old ones not off the board yet !
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:16, archived)
# IT'S STILL AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BOARD!
get you coat, go to the shop, get me chocolate, bring it back and I might forgive you
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:17, archived)
# ^ this ^ X 2
i'll have a boost
i've not had a boost in ages
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:19, archived)
# COR!
I'm going to the motherfucking shop!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:22, archived)
# get me a motherfucker while you're there!!
yippee~ki~yay!

ta
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Don't Swear Melinda
It's not lady like
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:27, archived)
# it's naughty
*gets excited*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Hee!
Mmmm, just got me some tasteh cheese on toats, with brown sauce mind!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:39, archived)
# choccy all round..

theres only one so share nicely people... ;)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:29, archived)
# *bites*
*chews*
*chews*
*chews*
*chews*
*chews*
*chews*
*chews*
*jaw aches*
*chews*
*chews*
*chews*
*swallows*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:30, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
this.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:34, archived)
# :D
^that
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:40, archived)
# that's the same as your one down there *points*
same page pearoasting is a bit bad
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:24, archived)
# yeah you tell him!!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:26, archived)
# I worked out this morning that the original PONG Atari home console
would cost roughly £600 in todays money.

For one game! I'd have stuck with scrabble I think.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:29, archived)
# i wonder how much everything you've ever spent on computer games
would amount to

wait,
actually i don't think i'd want to know
*could probably put a deposit down on a house...*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Lots of money for a console..
..thinks of PS3
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:50, archived)
# I think you need another choccy bar..

/keep him busy blog
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:32, archived)
# my jaw really aches now
*remembers why i stopped buying Boost bars*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:33, archived)
# swap to StarBars
much better
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:36, archived)
# i'm in the mood for a Picnic now
:P
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Mmmm... nutty
Can you still get them?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:38, archived)
# hell yes!
and they're better than ever


Pisses all over the Boost Peanut bar
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Starbars!
The snack confectonary bar of the deities!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:41, archived)
# *hides behind mr toast*
Yeah!

*points*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:28, archived)
# ooow! stop jabbing me with your finger
hold on, I can see your hands, but that means......
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:30, archived)
# HE HAS THREE ARMS!!!!
oh, no wait...

UGH!!!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Well
people should be more busier during the night then this sort of thing wouldn't happen.
/tries to dig out of hole blog...
Have a chomp on this before the king scoffs it!

(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:31, archived)
# not on a friday, shirly?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:27, archived)
# lurker friday..
perhaps?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:44, archived)
# haha
what about Flat Eric!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Good thinking!
squire!
/damnit
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:35, archived)

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