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# Sunday Peroast
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(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:31, archived)
# text
meet picture
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Fact.........
60% of a badgers stomach is worms.........
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:38, archived)
# this is a bit shit really.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
# needs less new thread
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Tags sends to zoo
Woo!

EDIT: 'nother half hour and I have to ger the BBQs started.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:17, archived)
# haha
Gord bless your plummy vowels sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Pfft
and let's not forget 'woo' and 'yay'
(Mr._Pickles, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:32, archived)
# In hindsight this was pointless and silly

though it did teach me just how hard it is to find decent arm and leg source images, the leg one was arguably NSFW
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:12, archived)
# nothing wrong with pointless!
but what made you think beforehand that it might be pointful?
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:16, archived)
# JIGGLY JIGGLY JIGGLY SKIN
WHOA!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Arguably???
LOL yeah so I checked
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# something quick and simple
(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:11, archived)
# longcat woo
pown.alluc.org/?uid=620
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# that am
FOR THE WIN!!
(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:25, archived)
# that was epic^
see also: hatstand

wish I could click this!

edit: how rude, woo woo woo to original postings!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Dear lord
That must have taken you and age!

extreme wooinesosityability!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:37, archived)
# it's not my work
if only it was, but i am relearning flash again
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:14, archived)
# wow
I think thats the best one I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:51, archived)
# How odd
lully though.

That's what the longpigs drink!

/FACT
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# eh? We are the longpigs no?
unless you are Japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:18, archived)
# HAhahaha
No the band the longpigs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:18, archived)
# pfft you kids
and your newfangled electricified music. Tsk, give me the shuffleboard and a harmonica any time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:24, archived)
# They're an old band from the 90's:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:25, archived)
# oooOOO harmonica eh?
you fancy modern space age types. all i need for musical pleasure is a dead rat and lump of bark.
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Modern for me is two rocks
And they only just invented the second one when I started playing!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:29, archived)
# i've got that cat's kitten!
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Hell in for a penny...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:19, archived)
# now
that's just wrong
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:20, archived)
# O you got me
It's a mirror image. It should be dripping the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Laz0rs!
pown.alluc.org/?uid=622
(Super Saladin Theres tiberium growing in my garden!, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:06, archived)
# LAZORS!!
CLEANSE TEH EARTH
(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# thanks P3L3

total recall = midget stripper = win!
(Meta4, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# zomg
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
(sillygooseofdoom murp,SHANIKWA, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# cock handles!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# hock candles!
(Meta4, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Hey mate you see my reply to the nominets post?
They are the UK net regulators. The assign IP addresses a bit like BT assign numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:14, archived)
# aye indeed i do
thanks, but readin the small print they charge you £80 to renew your domain...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:23, archived)
# No that's not right!
If it's any use I've got a make that has just gone it to domain handling. He's doing it really cheap I can gaz you his email if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:25, archived)
# I couldnt think of anything, thats why i posted it. No Problem dood.
clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS
hahaha!

EDIT: Ooops. The one day I get number one of the stats board I have that quote!!!eleven1
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:11, archived)
# hey ghost
is there anyway of checking if nuts or zoo or any other spunk-monkey mag without actually going out and buying it?
I wanna see if they used any of my pics.
"....hmmm ,my law-suit senses are tingling."
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 May 2007, 18:17, archived)
# As it says in my signature
I update both Zoo and Nuts images every Tuesday on my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:20, archived)
# bloody hell
I'm in danger of making the top ten. I think I'm neglecting my family.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:20, archived)
# So it's not all bad then:P
I've noticed you about a lot this week. *remembers the port incident* :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Sweden: a fister's paradise


Click for bigger (233KB)

No 'shopping. honest. www.cornerhouse.org/film/info.aspx?ID=2035&page=0
(mochyn, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
#
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
# There are strange similarities between him
and Stephen Hawkings!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# hehehehehe
Edit: ARF! 32K!
Edit: That's not our teaboy is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# hehe, no
but I have considered shopping zykotik's head on to him before now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# I'm pretty sure
I went to school with that guy
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Did he sit next to you in mirror class?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:10, archived)
# I loves this.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:04, archived)
# erm....
FAQ /\
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# great
for a hand job
(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:42, archived)
#

"No shopping" is kind of an odd boast to make on a site that's for shopped images.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 6 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# O_o
Crayons! Crayons! Crayons!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:54, archived)
# haha I don't quite know what's going on here
but I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# it's now my standard nazi retort
the clue to what he's saying is in the filename, and on this website :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That makes it even more special.
It can be our little secret *taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# yes
*taps nosement*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Grr
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# .
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:58, archived)
# har har har!
(Meta4, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# your "click for bigger" made me laugh
but I'm guessing it was put there by the autouploader
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# That can be taken in a few ways
She could be waving.
She could be doing the "wanker" movement.
She could be simulating oral.
We should be told.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:05, archived)
# *tisk*
Obviously she's patting Mr. Snuffles, her imaginary horse!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# It is a case
of deciding which is most appropriate for the message she is replying to.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Check out that jawline on that frauline
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 May 2007, 18:10, archived)
# The sad thing is though
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:18, archived)
# christ,
they're all a bit mental in Northern Sweden - too much daylight puts the zap on their head.
(f_cough Goddamn dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks!, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# out and about 1
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# *twizzles moustache thoughtfully*
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# O RLY!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Haha
That old lady is looking round and saying to here mate, " here Doris, it's that idiot who thinks he's Robert Page *titter*"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# or is it imnotplayinganymore with stuck on facial hair?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# who?
Oh this guy ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# That old woman...
...Would. Its that geritric smile that does it for me.!

YOU LOVE IT.!!!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# (marginally) Not worth its own thread
but a great source pic, and just about safe for work.
Clicky Here
I posted it as a link coz its ripped from a hd dvd (ie Massive), heres a clue:
(schwarzenegger voice):
"Chummon bayebee, juno yuur ze voman hof my jeans"
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# hahahaha Total Recall?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Think so...
can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# recall - remember
arf arf arf

Just watched it for the first time in years. What a fucking movie! A story every bit as good as blade runner etc, yet between arnie and paul verhoven they managed to fuck it up so bad it becomes sort of a shlock-schlience-fiction. Great stuff and worth watching again, it really is a laugh a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Bindun?

...and the finest backside in the history of art!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# a blue screen and a popup type doobery!
DOUBLE DEATH AND CLEVER OPERATING SYSTEM CRASHING BUT CONTINUING TO WORK ACTION

woo
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Hahaha
OK b3ta room's open!

All set you your liking missy teh pot.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Ooh ooh
Just give me a mo to finish my cornetto
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:20, archived)
# !!!!
you get a click!
(Meta4, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# nicely
but then they got the webcam working,
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# OK first one these
for ages

(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# what the fuck
is going on?
but i like it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# its museum surveillance tape
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# museum of caterpillars?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 6 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Ah yes
I've seen the film " A night at the museum - Whilst off your tits on pills and booze" I think it's on DVD soon


Woo, I miss these, you should do more. And I also wish Abandonnship was back too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# When the dog thinks the camera isn't focussed on him
He mounts that little wossname but leaps off quickly when the camera pans back.
Blimey, I am helpful today. Normal service will resume tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# it's all about sex with you, you great big hussy
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Well yeah
that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Woo and titter
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Again, sorry.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 6 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Er...Milord, might I draw you attention to something?
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# My word that
picture has had some images made with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# "Why yes, Lady Carrington, those clouds suggest it'll piss it down in a minute"...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# *small titter
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 6 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# It's 'cause she's all thin.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Oh my.
One has torn the space time continuum.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# i really hope to see
'star wars oil-painted into historical settings' as a recognised category at my local auction house soon
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# I hope so
Quids in!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:10, archived)
# They'll be fine.
They have a small furry creature with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 6 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha
fabularse
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# What?
Her metre wide arse?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# I'm getting deja vu
Don't they do this a lot on Somethingawful.com?

Woo all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:18, archived)
# @@
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:19, archived)
# afternoon folks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# I guessed that was white stripes without looking at the file name.
But I did just to check.

WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# I think if i'd just drawn
red and white boxes with a black box on top of each you could have guessed :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Well one would have to be female with drum sticks.
And the other with a guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Your drawing of Jack White looks like me
more like me than the real person does.

For that you get extra gold stars.

which brings your total up to woo.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 6 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Isn't it more likely
That you look like a Toats version of Jack White?

'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# I thought he'd made it look more like me deliberately
to honour me.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 6 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Let's not get carried away here!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Ah now I see the similarity!


:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# I put a message here for you
but delete it and decided to gaz you instead.
So if you replied and the message has vanished, you'll know why.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# 'noon fella
top work but jesus h on a bike would I like to spang those two into next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Aww they're not that bad..
bless em.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 6 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# they are fantastic musicians
Icky Thump is a top return track.

Makes me sad to think John Peel never heard it :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# We'll always be poles apart on this
as my musical tastes are way over the other side of the scale. I'm just not convinced. Anyone can rip off Led Zeppelin and besides. it's ECKY thump you Yank ingrates ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# I thought it was a deliberate spelling change
But I can't be arsed to check
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# There was some debate on Talk Sport the other afternoon ( Hawksbee
( Hawksbee and Jacobs have an album review every afternoon ) and the consensus was that it's just another Sherman Tank mis-hearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# It is deliberate.
I read it in some Rolling Stone album preview. Why it was changed was not explored though.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 6 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# [citation needed]
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# from the band's website
Though some residents of northern England might almost recognize the title, the Stripes stress they are spelling it wrong intentionally just for "kicks" and "metaphors", and to avoid a possible lawsuit from the estate of Billy Eckstine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# You mean that you're the only Black Lace fan on the board?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# gah.
I tend to wander from David Sylvian and Alternative Jazz to the likes of The Sounds of Blackness and Jazz Funk/Fusion, if you must know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:20, archived)
# mmm sounds tasty
You might not be too far removed from what I like.
I am generally happy as long as no wailing or screeching guitars are involved
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Indeed.
As far as I am concerned the saying goes...

"For those about to rock....can you piss off out of earshot or there is going to be an almighty fight"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
*adopts motto*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
# They do divide people
But I think they're outstanding. I have a stripey elephant tattoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 6 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# I'm sure Bill Oddie is planning his 'Ecky Thump remix as we speak...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# I was about to say similar :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# When I lived in Walthamstow
the woman downstairs had really bad epilepsy. Often she'd have a fit then lay on the ground and bang her head repeatedly on the floor. It was a dull rhythmic thud of despair.
It's almost precisely the same sound, and for all I know the same technique, as the drum track in most White Stripes music.
I think some of their songs are ok in terms of writing ability, but the basic inability of the drummer and the horrible drum production renders them unlistenable for me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# I think he's stuck with her what with her being his sister/wife/mum and all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Yawn.
As big a cliche as the old 'Radiohead are depressing' nonsence. If the White Stripes had an immense, complex drum track, it would ruin their simplicity. They don't want to sound like Tool or Mars Volta.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 6 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# radiohead are not depressing
I don't like them much but at least I can recognise their talent. Have you heard this new album? Makes a mockery of what you say up there.
They have hired a full orchestra and a legion of session musos and made every effort to sound EXACTLY like Led Zeppelin.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# There's a subtle difference between a cliche
and an often-repeated truth. She really is an awful drummer.
Simplicity does not equate to inability, and I'm very clear in my own mind which of those two qualities her drumming possesses.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Like I said,
they have a tendancy to divide people! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 6 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# I'm with you on this one
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Hmm... I think that might just be the White Stripes
If so *clcik*
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Love your style
clickety woo : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# veh nice indeed

*bom, bombom bombom bommm bommmmm*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Woo Stripes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 6 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# oh noes
meg's hair is all folded into her eye. that must hurt
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# 'noon
nice work, as per :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Well drawn
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Woo
yay
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# woo!
(Pelle ghola, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# ace pic as usual Toasty! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# THIS
is SOUP HERB.

*wants desktop badly*
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# More of this malarky

Click for bigger (91 kb)

previously
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# oooh
reminds me of these

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# very nice
I really like monochrome art. It's all I have on the walls at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
# i intend to re-decorate my room
using only black and white
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# That's the way sir
Zebras and erm, well zebras anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# and the tails of ring tailed lemurs!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# bugger me, you've
thought about this a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
#
The tiger would make a fantastic poster.
(w0rmwood pearl, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# woo!
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/6630333.stm
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Haha
That's a damned big woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# that's a big flying deathtrap innit
hoiuwge!! it is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Sorry. Very much woo to the tiger.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 6 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# now he looks like my uncle
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Looks like Bernard Cribbins now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# neat!

my cat isn't as good
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# LURK!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 6 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# i
love this! WOO etc
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Send me a large (at least 1024 wide, pref 1600 or more)
headshot of your moggie and I'll do you one of these vector/paintbrushmash images. If you like that is.

Edit:// How rude, woo to your pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# i like that
'tis a very contented looking cat
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# them are
WOO!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:37, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/7160319
(MNNNNGGH, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# haha
well anyone who looks in my profile will see I mainly do art stuff. I do try to avoid meaningless text on a picture however.
But I see that the irony of my post was lost on the early morning posters.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Robocop Sunday


Here is Some Robocop Poetry


robocop
a cop robot
party man
party machine
all cop


heres another

ed 209
cant get up the stairs
what fucking loser
designed its fucking feet

heres another one im on fire now:

i got a jet pack
in robocop three
but no one liked
a robot
cop
that could fly
it was a shit idea

one more then:

robocop
going to the shop
to get his din dins




There once was a cop from Detroit,
who was built by the OCP to exploit.
They said this place is so shitty,
lets clean it up and call it Delta City,
Robocop the hero of Detroit.



Death a response to W.B Yeats

Nor dread nor hope attend
A dying animal;
A man awaits his end
Dreading and hoping all;
Many times he died,
Many times rose again.
A great man in his pride
Confronting murderous men
Casts derision upon
Supersession of breath;
He knows death to the bone
Man has created death.
And OCD has created me to sort out this mess.




if a poem is a machine, it’s an animal too. Depending on your stance:
an animal with a machine skeleton (say like Steve Austin, the bionic man)
or a machine shell with an animal heart (say like me- robocop).


being robocop
was great
the best weapons
cool visor thermal vision
my armour titanium
i upheld the law
my real name alex j.murphy


he robocop story: the baddies chopped me up
shot me in the brain
ocd made me into a robot
it was well fucking good
then i got shot up
but i ate some babyfood and took my helmet off
then i got better
and melted a guy with some acid
in robocop two i got chopped up
ocd made me into a crap robot
i talked crap all the time
there was a police strike
and i electricuted myself
then i was better
i had a fight with a rock hard robot
i ripped out his brain
then i got a jet pack
and flew around detroit
but no one liked it
now i live in a submarine
and write peoms
they are really good


robocop
where does the babyfood come out
my robot arse


robotcop
robotcop
takes ages to draw his fucking gun
robotcop
robotcop
he cant fucking run
(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# erm....

*dives into bunker*

*puts kettle on*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# hey you got biscuits in here!
can I have one?

(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# i've got jaffa cakes
but i've eaten too many & feel a bit queasy
so you can have the ones that are left
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# jaffa cakes?
the hand of satan! evil eeevvviiilll



(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# You sir
are a nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Which one will be the Single?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# well
boats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# It may well be Sunday
But there's no excuse for that.
(w0rmwood pearl, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# I remember this wanker.
And Obsessive Compulsive Disorder turned him into a robot?

P.S. I hope that is a picture of you with the leg stuck out (not Robocop because that would be cool).
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# So...
Can anyone recommend a graphics tablet?

I got as far as wacom and A4 before the thread was kicked off the page.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# as much Wacom as you can afford.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Wacom and a4 or a5.
Depends how much detail you want.

a6 is too small though.

I have intuos 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# This is all I get for intuos 2 search on amazon.
www.amazon.co.uk/Wacom-Intuos-A6-USB-Tablet/dp/B00005UOQX/ref=sr_1_1/202-3927786-6860669?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1178466527&sr=1-1
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# A6 bought in Yank Land was the stout reply
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# I know few Americans.
Candians would be better. Will they do?
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# This was real poo


and it was harmed
in the making of
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha. brilliantissimo
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# yuk
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# haha
squishy little shit!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Ha ha
real poo sunday
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 6 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# clickworthy!
Woo and Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# oh baby!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# hahaha
lovey
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 8 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# First attempt at colouring...
Mage in colour
Does anyone know a way to make hair look less shit?
Original is by Chorizowagon
(pardon the colourscheme... you can blame Culture Club for that one).
(Jokel, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# *comes and goes*

^my sex life
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Pantene?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# pffft
TresEmme
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 6 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# I'm quite proud of the hair I did on this one...

Which was just done on Flash... I basically scribble until I like how it looks.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Well done, you stayed inside the lines
Have a look how she colours hair. chorizowagon.deviantart.com/ She normally puts on a massive highlight which is quite effective
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 6 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# colouring hair
can be very easy or very hard depending upon what style you want to achieve but anime hair is pretty straight forwards, just building up shades following the natural curves then adding some sheen and shadow as I have done simply here.

As always the best way is to follow a number of tutorials and pick up other people's technique. Google for tuts, there are millions.
www.biorust.com/tutorials/detail/148/en/

P.S. if I may? When adding shadow to areas, especially on skin, you might want to create a selection area around the shade first ( comic book artists call this a frisket ) then feather the edges slightly ( more the bigger resolution your image is ) then paint or burn your shading in the selection. This will soften your edges and also if you do nothing else after each brush strok you can go to edit in the toolbar and fade what you have just don by up to 100% and this can make all the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# good tips here! ^
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Thanks
I didn't particularly like the shade in the face either (looks more like he didn't shave for a while) so I'll have a play with what you suggested. The rest is just black-to-transparent gradients put over the colours.

I'm a gimp-using pauper, so though there're lots of tutorials, several of them aren't much use because they rely on tools or filters I don't have :/.
(Jokel, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Bit late for the election, I know...
(w0rmwood pearl, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Hahahahahha
that's brill!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# woo (especially the built in redex)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Mr Pilkku
mr pilkku
... is watching you..
(alloydog, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# =^.^=
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# *pokes in the eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Aww, a lully cat :)
(w0rmwood pearl, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
#
Mechanical Horses will cause chafing, use a lubricant
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I am an advocate of bandwagons staying on one thread only
so here :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# bandwagons always spill into more threads tho
and then the chaos begins
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# yes, immediately after I posted this, i scrolled down
...and noticed some in the thread where the original pic was posted.

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# always the way
I keep accidently clicking on the wrong reply thing

when ff is loading up shit you move and just as you click it jumps to somewhere randomly near where the page was before and it's like Er.. what...

/senile slow reaction blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# DANGER!!... Nehanderthal.
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:03, archived)
# fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Aagh!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7161399
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# JEEESSSSUUUSSS
LOOKATITSTINYTINYTEEETH
itwantstofuckingKILLME. HELPLEHLPELHP!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# you there!
www.b3ta.com/board/7153853
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# pfft
hallway :)

braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# one day
there should be a Neville image compo
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# :D
This is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Very woo!
Hand monsters are the best.
(Jokel, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# aargh
it's got a bit of the monty to it, this
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Kill it! Kill it dead!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:59, archived)

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