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i feel as though i have sinned somehow

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:31, archived)

no I don't, i lied

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

excitement, adventure, a monarch craves not these things.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:34, archived)

Gah!

Teh fear!

I'm just imagining that on every coin and note.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:35, archived)

hahaha keep sinning!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:36, archived)

hahaha

and thus the bandwagon starts

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:37, archived)

i'm so sorry

*gets all EMO with shame*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:40, archived)

don't be

i was thinking of doing one too
but you were quicker on the draw

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:43, archived)

Hhahahah What goes in and out and smells of wee?

Queen Mum doing the Hockey Kockey

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:42, archived)

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:57, archived)

previous
ant-RIS linkage

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:17, archived)

I liked that film.

Cheesy as it was.

Of course there's always room for improvement through plasticine models.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:37, archived)

hehehe

they're doing a remake

the cunts

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:39, archived)

Condi condi condi I can't let you go.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:17, archived)

Going through the vinegar strokes

'avond hedgy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:17, archived)

hallo meneer modaal :-)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:18, archived)

I prefer middelmatig :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:20, archived)

surely you mean

opmerkelijk?

;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:27, archived)

hmmm maybe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:28, archived)

u bent mijn held!

( blame the babel if it's bollocks ;))

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:31, archived)

no, it's remarkably correct

although a bit formal

and thank you

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:34, archived)

that two-fingered hold with the right hand

would do it for me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:19, archived)

I find this does...

UTTERLY NSFW!!!!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:26, archived)

haha

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:27, archived)

hahahaha!

brilliant

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:28, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

that's unholy

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:28, archived)

not as unholy as the Condi Ho Twins...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:30, archived)

fo' shizzle!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:35, archived)

NO!!

I just felt all survival instincts exit my being

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:29, archived)

eek!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:29, archived)

Who is that in the back

is that Dubya?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:33, archived)

if that were mine

she'll be there for days without results.

(what AM i thinking, in my worst nightmare, i would hope to never come close to such an occurence

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:20, archived)

i definitely replied to this post :S

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:24, archived)

*cries*

how odd now

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:26, archived)

it turns out, i didn't

*belms*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:27, archived)

bollocks

www.headstaggers.com/

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mongychops, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:34, archived)

Hahahhahhahahhhahhhahahahhahhahahahahah!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:36, archived)

cranium

urine

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:36, archived)

uranium

crane

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:09, archived)

plutonium

uranus

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:14, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

edit:now with 98% less ha

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7163819

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:56, archived)

i left 2%

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:00, archived)

Thank you

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:06, archived)

I thought he was holding a german sausage..

p.s.

WOOOOO! hee hee

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Signify, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:36, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:36, archived)

Arfage! :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:36, archived)

hahahahaha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:38, archived)

hahahahhaahh

excellent

click

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:42, archived)

haha

Oi! NO!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:43, archived)

I don't know what he's worried about

All he has to do is turn it round the other way.

(hahaha)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:47, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:50, archived)

dont make me kick you in the teeth

remove 99% of that please

edit : thank you davew27
edit : oi stop editing that bigger!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:53, archived)

Eh?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:58, archived)

I can't help feeling that's very uneccasarily rude

*bows before the new mod*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:01, archived)

sorry

dunno whats up today, feelin grouchy
i'll get my coat

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:07, archived)

heeee

took me a while to work out what he was holding but i got there. it's been a long sleep deprived weekend.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:50, archived)

no pointy cocks

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:53, archived)

fires up the didgerido

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:57, archived)

b3st thing ever!

W-Y-H

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:04, archived)

haha good effort dave

you alright?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:09, archived)

yeah man, any poon in texas, dave?

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mongychops, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:12, archived)

they've got beans man

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:14, archived)

not yet dave

only got here yesterday!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:16, archived)

haha

classic! *clicks*

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:13, archived)

Yes, I am replying again

You better tag that one, sir.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:43, archived)

for a minute there

I thought it was "no double-headed dildos"
and i apologize for that.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:59, archived)

*BOOOOOOOOM*

The sound of a penny dropping with great force.

Very good :D

(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:35, archived)

Oh. I get it now.

I thought it was some kind of phallic craftmanship.

(WonkoTheSane, Tue 8 May 2007, 22:40, archived)

Pimp my tattoo!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Click for huge (200k)
I've decided for my 18th birthday (less than a month on the horizon) i might as well get a Tattoo.
But, i think this is a bit too plain. i designed it myself. but it feels like it's missing something.
Shamefull whoring aside, pimpage of this design would be much appreciated.
if you do anything to it, please Gaz me the result.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 7 May 2007, 20:34, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7163741
that's what it needs.

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:34, archived)

Needs more colour

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Signify, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:35, archived)

No.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:36, archived)

why?

colour is the now, man. Monochrome is for squares

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:38, archived)

what the man says

colour is the new black

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:39, archived)

Color is for now.

black is for ever.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:40, archived)

"black is back"

will always be true!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:43, archived)

*backs away*

Go look on www.bmezine.com

*mumbles*

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Wiggle nom, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:35, archived)

i dunno why

but i was wondering where you was, hows you feets?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:37, archived)

a-ha, I feel almost famous

one toe has a slightly too large for my liking hole in it but there's nothing I can do about that now...otherwise they're pretty good and I'm just dying to go to the pub and drink stella

*hopes for a beer debate*

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Wiggle nom, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:01, archived)

sorry i don't drink

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:06, archived)

not specifically you,

everyone just always seems to get riled up about which beer is the beer so to speak.

*gos back to lurking*

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Wiggle nom, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:09, archived)

real beer?

like Old Speckled Hen?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:16, archived)

Stella or Kronenbourg

I won't fight you over it. AFTER it however... ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:17, archived)

oh wow, it's you

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 7 May 2007, 20:48, archived)

its...you

erm :S

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Wiggle nom, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:02, archived)

I think its pretty funky

but it needs colour. I've one thats got a deep red background and its aged really well (and looks really ace when wet ;) )

I think a bit of colour makes a tattoo a lot more interesting...

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:36, archived)

ZORRO!

edit :

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:37, archived)

ACE

*runs off to tattoo parlor*

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:42, archived)

I think we should but all of these in a top hat and let fate decide

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:52, archived)

this /\

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:58, archived)

top tip:

incorporate this image in it for a neato tattoo!

/edit: or an outline in a less thicker line around the edges of it all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:37, archived)

hahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:38, archived)

hahaha!

just junk the original idea and get this.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:22, archived)

Okay, I have tatts

seriously, don't do it. They look cool when you are 18-30 and then they look okay from 30-35 and then you look like a cunt.

If you must do it then be sure to stick to black only. Colours fade and make you look like a cunt.

Look at me. I have tattoos and a bloody inch and a bit hole in my ear and I am a fat, balding old man.

Don't do it.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:40, archived)

I'm 36 and mine still looks cool

so yah boo sucks *waggles fingers in ears while blowing a suitable raspberry*

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:42, archived)

You're kidding yourself

you old fat inked up fool :)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:43, archived)

I probably am but I like it :)

I'm having another soon took so how fat, sad, and middle aged is that!

Seriously though, if you take enough time to design it then you should be happy with it forever. At least that was my theory. It took me ages to think of what I wanted and didn't get it done till I was like 25 or something.

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:45, archived)

yeah but let's be fair.

a fucking bath would sort you out ;)

( please take that in the manner in which it was intended )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:43, archived)

You want to see me naked and wet?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:59, archived)

you know it!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:19, archived)

Ding Dong!

www.flickr.com/photos/lord-manley/474535234/

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:44, archived)

Indeed!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:00, archived)

its very Flash

gordon...

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:40, archived)

this

surely you expected no less?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:41, archived)

true. but worth a shot all the same.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 7 May 2007, 20:45, archived)

needs more flames

edit : like this

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:48, archived)

if you are a girl it is a tramp stamp

if you are a guy it is a i'm hard scar

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mongychops, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:50, archived)

i have real scars

i prefer the idea of branding than girly tattoos

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:55, archived)

I'm pretty sure that's a super heroes logo

I can't remember his name, but he has the power of a supernova or something equally inane

edit/ Okay, just similar. This guy.

"the Sentry, a superhero whose "power of one million exploding suns" derives from a special serum."

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:58, archived)

Needs to be less generic.

Sorry, but it does. Its a shiny design but looks like every other tattoo. You should get your characters face, then its personal AND a work of art :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:03, archived)

get this

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 7 May 2007, 21:11, archived)

Oooh, a sprout, yes?

Very nice.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:16, archived)

Mnnnng!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:32, archived)

iSketch anyone?

b3ta room

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:37, archived)

kept timing out then crashin

i dislike the isketch website :( the game is great but its bit dodgy to stay connected

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:39, archived)

That deserves a woo....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:53, archived)

it doesnt but thanks

its my sister

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:57, archived)

fwap fwap fwap fwap DONG!

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:27, archived)

you do know what magenta looks like, don't you?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:31, archived)

yay for magenta!

</pea>

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:32, archived)

Öö

What's the source pic?!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:36, archived)

got it from p3l3

www.b3ta.com/board/7161620

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:39, archived)

I feared worse!
but is truly a great source

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:41, archived)

that it is...

mars? check.
midget? check.
stripper? check.
submachine gun? check

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:47, archived)

midget and stripper in the same sentence is a sure winner

add a submachine gun, and you're up for a plulitzer!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:49, archived)

its from Total Recall

The Arnie has fun on Mars flick

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:40, archived)

If you need any help with this one

gimmie a holler!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 7 May 2007, 22:36, archived)

what?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:33, archived)

this got me to roffle

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:34, archived)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:37, archived)

SHIT IS AN ALIEN!

ahahahahahahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:40, archived)

uh oh - Condi's been eating meat again...

(lichnis chalcedonica, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:23, archived)

RPS is shit

...but WOO! for catching the beast in the wild

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:25, archived)

ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:26, archived)

where?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:29, archived)

there^^

that's the true face of teh fear!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:32, archived)

condicondicondicondicondicondicondi

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:29, archived)

that's reassuring

thank you.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:29, archived)

Condi Time!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:30, archived)

Mmmm?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:32, archived)

is that her hand

or is a reuters' pic?

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:37, archived)

'tis

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:44, archived)

Mmmm..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:38, archived)

She's a deranged Thundercat

aicmfp

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in vino veritas, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:29, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

this gives me fear. top shop!

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:29, archived)

Oh...

...for Fucks sake - that's well scary! Nice one!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:30, archived)

Better?

(lichnis chalcedonica, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:39, archived)

MMMmmm

She likes thoses exploding 99's then..??..!!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:42, archived)

Great stuff...

Nicely done...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:39, archived)

where to find your favourite celebrities....

(twistngo, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:16, archived)

nope

not even one.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 7 May 2007, 20:17, archived)

I don't get any of this compo

except that this post is breaking my unterniets.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:17, archived)

yes

broadband is down for me and that took days to load, DAYS

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:19, archived)

*glomps*

hello sexpot!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:22, archived)

top shelf, under the bed, in the shed, hard drive?

you must mean midget porn?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:19, archived)

top shelf

under the bed
In my shed
on my hard drive.

Frankly if I found any of them there, especially that cunt Jimmy Carr, I'd have frank words with them.

wtfayboa?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:20, archived)

Harpski?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

time for a coolski sharpski?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

Yes,

it is.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:23, archived)

Johnny Vaughn

Goldie Hawn
someone whos name rhymes with porn
Frankie Vaughn

Nicely done :)

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:27, archived)

vince

vaughan

or as he's more commonly known, that guy who was in dodgeball

(

St3cks, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:59, archived)

Saturdays - On Fox!!

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

I was wondering

fuck - stoned brain forgot what I was typing, give me a minute.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

*gives minute*

that'll be a tenner

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:14, archived)

Ah yes.

I want to see a film which is on Sky Movies tonight.

It is called 'The Most Fertile Man In Ireland' and it's got your man from My Family and Love Actually in it.

It's from a book by one Mr Manley, but I cannae find a torrent for it anywhere, and besides, I heard that torrents can be illegal.

Can anyone help?

If this is too dull:
graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/05/05/us/05queen.650.jpg

That MUST be shopped?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:22, archived)

the heheheh

I also saved this image for future usage.
It's really to good to be true (and given the fact that I got it from the New York Times, it probably isn't)

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:28, archived)

Jesus on a Christ!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:34, archived)

Anyone?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:47, archived)

sorry. No can do mate

She's recording something else in the other room on the DVD and in this room I only have a freeview recorder otherwise I was going to offer to record and torrent it for you. Keep an eye out when it's on again and I'll grab it. She's back to work tomorrow and I have control again.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:57, archived)

I wasn't sure what you were asking

but I don't think I can help here

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:20, archived)

BRAINS??

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:14, archived)

Haha ^ this

and haha in general

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:15, archived)

hahahaha!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:16, archived)

i'd watch it.

(

frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Mon 7 May 2007, 20:42, archived)

Nice!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:43, archived)

zero hummus today

...so have a crappy head swap :|

'nings good people

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:06, archived)

I do love a three way.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:09, archived)

electrical adaptor love can be very dangerous

stop it!

And w00/nings Sir Chunder.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:10, archived)

Shock the block,

baby!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:11, archived)

I already did that :(

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:12, archived)

bless!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:11, archived)

I don't know what's going on in that inter-net picture

but I'm fairly sure it's not legal

'ning!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:16, archived)

Lovely

woo!

(

in vino veritas, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:26, archived)

Ta muchly :)

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:40, archived)

a little peculiar perhaps...

(

rosey, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:05, archived)

but also veh nice

and most woosome :D

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:07, archived)

Wow I like this!

Reminds me of:

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:09, archived)

i believe you have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:10, archived)

I believe we are due a pint

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:11, archived)

yes we are

when you free?

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

how about now?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:20, archived)

we could have a pint in our respective houses

unfortunately i am unable to right now
could be tricky until the weekend

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:22, archived)

weekend is good!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:23, archived)

excellent

i'm not on here much at the moment, but will be in touch later in the week

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:26, archived)

*glees*

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:32, archived)

mind that piss

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:11, archived)

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass

and I'm all out of bubble gum :)

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:11, archived)

Very cosmic

ace ness to the order of 3.14

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

I like this a lot

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:16, archived)

peculiar? yes.

woo? very!

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

nice work

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

COR....!!!

That's bloody loverly ......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:44, archived)

More flahiness

Sorry about the bad London talk ;).

(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Mon 7 May 2007, 19:53, archived)

Hmm

Another vector attempt from an original photoshop thing i did. I know it lacks detail but i thought it looked ok.

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:47, archived)

needs more death ray.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 7 May 2007, 19:49, archived)

~~death ray~~ tits

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:59, archived)

Noted.

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:10, archived)

Wooo....

That's ace .....loves the use of gradients there.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:46, archived)

Bark Vader?

I blame lunchtime booze.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:44, archived)

that's bloody nicely done

congrats, or something.

(

mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:51, archived)

Noise hides seams - shhh.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:53, archived)

I wanted to reply about finding a lack of something disturbing

but I think I won't

*quietly sniggers*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:54, archived)

Hummus?

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:55, archived)

's got more than I do at the moment

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:57, archived)

Nonsense!

I find this most arfworthy.
www.b3ta.com/board/7161862

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

that was an ancient one

but thanks all the same :)

I'll now see to some new ones

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

i find your lack of reply about finding a lack of something disturbing disturbing

(

mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:47, archived)

thank you lunchtime booze!

i suppose it would be appropriate to say

ARF!

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:57, archived)

BOOZE!

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:02, archived)

Arf!

and also woof

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:08, archived)

Wanting Passport

From: Gerupta Singh
To: Andy Smith MD Travel West Midlands Buses

Dear Mr Smith

Sahib,

I have been driving for your company Travel West Midlands in Birmingham for six months now.
I am wanting to apply for a passport so I can travel by ferry to Calais to buy plenty of cheap Persil.
Could you please sign the back of my staff pass photo (enclosed) as the passport people say it must be signed by someone of good standing in the community.

Your loyal employee (always looking for overtime)

Gerupta Singh

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:37, archived)

what?

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 7 May 2007, 19:38, archived)

His real name

is Gerupta Nogood

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:38, archived)

He drives from Hockley bus garage

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:40, archived)

wait till blakey gets to hear of this

(

mongychops, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:41, archived)

haha

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:54, archived)

Hahaha

:))

(

M@n!nblacK, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:57, archived)

hahaha

(

mongychops, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:00, archived)

haha!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:02, archived)

Dear Mr. Smith

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:42, archived)

HAHAHA!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:55, archived)

Me hopes he drives a Leyland Titan

rather than a Routemaster.

(

rjmrjm, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:43, archived)

Me hopes he drives a Leyland Titan?

In Birmingham? Home of the MetroBus?

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:46, archived)

Give me a good 'ole

Bristol VR anyday.

Mmmmmmm diesel.

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

LEYLAND ATLANTEAN FTW!

(

mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:44, archived)

IMAGE OR TITS N00B!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:52, archived)

TITS

gets my vote

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:59, archived)

naturally

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:31, archived)

As far as I can see, you are a stupid racist twit.

Please let me know if some recent event has made this post acceptable, as with my current knowledge it appears to be the blitherings of a fucking idiot who needs locking up for their own good.

Yours disgustedly,

Manley

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:11, archived)

but he *does* drive from Hockley bus garage...

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:15, archived)

but you know he's an ignorant

Black cuntry racist. His every other post is motivated by his racial hatred. He can't help it, he's sub-normal. He's best not venting anger on.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:24, archived)

I didn't

but a quick glance at glasscock tells me so.

I shall ignore the cock forthwith.

It saddens me that there are still people this ignorant about - I expect he believes that we are merely feigning PC and that we secretly understand why it's funny too.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:35, archived)

Panowie!!

Mrs Bad Horsey's moggy, Katya, was Pet of the Day in the London Paper last week!

It's an older photo - she's got white pubes and a fang missing these days.

(

Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:25, archived)

Not seen a panowie for a while

Still though, why am I looking at your dog?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:26, archived)

why are you looking at my dog

just popping out to sniff SG1's arses?

I use cr3ation hosting. You should too!

In other news I'm watching KING KONG versus GODZILLA but you don't care as you don't do TV

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:30, archived)

i just watched Repo Man

for at least the 50th time - it is still a hot film!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:31, archived)

that is a class film

one of my favourites

"John Wayne was a faggot"
"The hell he was!"

(

finnbar has officially retired, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

i installed two way mirrors at his pad in brentwood

he came to the door in a dress!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:11, archived)

haha!

i love that film! so brilliantly bad :)

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:31, archived)

I've been told to ask you

if your name is James

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 May 2007, 19:33, archived)

haha

JIMMY - They found you!

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:34, archived)

By Mandy?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

i'd

suck it off

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:27, archived)

can it be milked?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:28, archived)

everything can be milked

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:30, archived)

only if you don't mind white pubes in your milk

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:31, archived)

i miss having a cat around the house.

:'(
alas. poor zed...

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 7 May 2007, 19:29, archived)

No doubt named

for Zed, Duke of Banville. The stalwart fighter from the original Dungeon Master. No doubt....

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:32, archived)

actually. we were going through the alphabet, trying to think of a name.

then we got to Z

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 7 May 2007, 19:39, archived)

you have too much time

I'd have said " ALLAN" and pissed off to the pub.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:41, archived)

or the proud owner

of a gimp in Pulp Fiction...

(

finnbar has officially retired, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:05, archived)

*butters pan*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:30, archived)

*buggers Pan*

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:36, archived)

'ning 'orrible

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

tut tut

you mean you cheated? It's like my mum sending pictures of me as a baby for the local rag bouncing baby contest. I could collect my own prize seeing as I'm now FORTY ONE! ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:36, archived)

so what if she has white pubes and a fang missing

you married her, nice cat

(

mongychops, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:36, archived)

Yums

(

rjmrjm, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:22, archived)

yums!

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:23, archived)

dae?

Horns, toilet seats,bandy legged women?

Lampshades?

Fuck knows.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:23, archived)

Oh for fucks sake!

That's fucking awful.

Woo!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:25, archived)

I knew you'd get there

sometime :D

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:26, archived)

Pfft!

woo!

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 7 May 2007, 19:24, archived)

upside down cake is more expensive!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:25, archived)

that's the joke

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:28, archived)

is it?

hmmm

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:30, archived)

It's imported from Oz.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:29, archived)

hahaha

subtle!

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:26, archived)

arf

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:27, archived)

Haha! that took me far too long,

but then I am rather stupid.

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:29, archived)

Pffff

That took me far too long!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:31, archived)

pffft

subtle and clever
*clicks*

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 May 2007, 19:34, archived)

Hmm... took my about 5 seconds to get it

Yay!

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:37, archived)

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

(

mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:51, archived)

She loved it apparently

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:17, archived)

NSFW!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:18, archived)

really?

nothing's showing.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:23, archived)

If you looked over my shoulder

would you be likely to think it was porn?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:24, archived)

always

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:25, archived)

I have a very pornographic shoulder.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:26, archived)

yes

maybe it's time to get that one out for your upcoming 10k

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:31, archived)

Bah!

My 10k was a long, long time ago.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:42, archived)

no, I would think it was a blurred orangey splodge

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:26, archived)

It's got the queen's face on it.

How much more like wank material can it get?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:27, archived)

she got a 21 gun salute

from a Virginia Tech student

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:19, archived)

Straight to Hull

please - and no stopping.

(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:20, archived)

Well, that's a funny joke.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:21, archived)

Stop being so arsey.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:21, archived)

Fuck off.

I'm in an arsey mood.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:21, archived)

Emergency Flufeh tiem!

youtube.com/watch?v=7RRfICiwsDw

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 7 May 2007, 19:23, archived)

Haha!

look at here lil face. she does love it.

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 7 May 2007, 19:21, archived)

pfftt!

on other news: what's all the fuss about it? Why is US state protocol so special for the queen (i.e. why isn't she treated just like the head of any other state like Guinea-Bissau?) Shouldn't, if anything, be the other way around?

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:25, archived)

No.

It should be the same.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:25, archived)

why, what's going on?

I just thought she was over there having a look around and that was that

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:27, archived)

first white tie dinner for the bushies

www.nytimes.com/2007/05/05/washington/05queen.html?fta=y

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:30, archived)

fuckin hell

i'm all for manners and showing respect for guests, elders etc. But *slightly* OTT perhaps?

(horrid, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:58, archived)

you get a serious arf!

and some w/y/h

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:26, archived)

is that a royal flush?

Awesome!

(

mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 7 May 2007, 19:42, archived)

Quote: I'm not sure if my picture is NSFW or not, how do I tell?

Just ask yourself, "Could this be mistaken for porn?" A suggestive picture of
a lady in her underwear is probably NSFW even though there is no nudity,
but a badly drawn picture of a spunking cock isn't NSFW (unless there is a
fetish site for badly drawn, spunking cocks that nobody told us about). Unquote

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:15, archived)

yes, and I still say this looks more like the queen sat in a nightclub than porn.

Women in music videos or on the beach wear less than this woman and they aren't NSFW.
While I'm not saying Google is entirely reliable, this was an image found with safe search on.

But then you've flatly called me a cunt before, so you clearly don't like me for some reason. Why not just put me on ignore and save us both the hassle.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:20, archived)

hypocrisy is the greatest luxury

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:55, archived)

no that's Milka chocolate

If you must criticise people, do them the honour of explaining your reasons it's far more courteous than hiding behind abstract sayings you've nabbed off songs.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:12, archived)

did you pull that out of your rule book

or out of your arse?

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:13, archived)

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