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Sorry, mighty Nibus made me do it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

hahah

class

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

sure he did

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

pfft

you sillah!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:08, archived)

'ning matey

just a quickie, has anyone ( you ) ever contacted the nuts board admin about johnx1 and his blatant re-tagging of other people's images? I'm about to write a shitty e-mail to them regarding creative commons abuse and just wanted to not make a fool of myself if someone already has.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:18, archived)

Someone should

he's quite the massive thieving scumbag

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:23, archived)

ok I shall get on it

I'm going to put a general comment that "most if not all of this works is created under acreative commons UK 2.0 license which does not allow alteration for re-use blah blah "
I think we should make sure though that more and more people are actually using a CC license and I hope that you will help me spam that.

I'm going to mention TA and you in the mail if you don't mind, makes me look like I'm not some random loon if I have backup ;)

Edit:/ oops, I thought I was replying to ghosty there toasty, but still, the bulk of that applies to you too ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:27, archived)

you can mention me as well, he's not only de-tagged one of mine, but cropped the text off as well from last week

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:29, archived)

It's just ridiculous.

I mean, a bit of flattery is always nice, but altering the image to give the implication that it's someone elses is downright rude. I am the king of complainers and I have a solicitor on retainer ( usually fore suing cunts that don't want to pay me ) who I shall direct their correspondence to, might make them take me seriously.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:33, archived)

"cheap

;)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:08, archived)

You're telling me

I've still got 26p left over

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:09, archived)

as chips"

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:11, archived)

Tee hee!

delightfully daft.

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enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:09, archived)

he he, top pun

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:10, archived)

hahaha, you loon...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:11, archived)

damn you man!

i laughed in the office environment!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:11, archived)

bloody

codemonkeys

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DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:14, archived)

they need this:

lolcode.com/home

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:16, archived)

This is a thing of beauty.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:33, archived)

you missed a couple of brackets in line 6 unless thats C++ if so carry on.
EDIT: No no no, it all looks wrong, HELP I'M A CODE MONKEY! MUST AMMEND CODE SO IT WORKS!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:17, archived)

Haha

P.S. For extra 11.3% funneh, spell it 'Boba-Jobb'.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

haha, you loon

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:16, archived)

jey wanna wanga, happt toasty

jabba no wanna wanga.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:17, archived)

ning fella

good weekend?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:27, archived)

aye, apart from the rain

i had the little lady all to myself yesterday as mrs thor was out all day, it was great fun.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:49, archived)

This joke was suppled by Ye, Olde & Sons, Ltd. Purveyors of wittery to musichall since 1893

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:47, archived)

So what do you need? Besides a miracle...

click for digitally remastered widescreen special edition (over a meg...)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

Buns, lots of buns

lots of buns lots of buns yeah yeah!!!

*hungry*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:06, archived)

\m/ \m/

*rocks out*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

cock out?

much?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:08, archived)

*looks down*

yep

and you call me an internet weirdo?

=P

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:11, archived)

well

duh!

;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:14, archived)

thanks

*spanks*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:16, archived)

i'm starting to wonder just what it is exactly you're hungry for

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:11, archived)

salty sausage

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:11, archived)

filthy frankfurter

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:12, archived)

briny bratwurst

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

crusty chipolata

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:14, archived)

purple pepperoni

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:18, archived)

i'm hungry now

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:27, archived)

and a nice pot of tea

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

Nice one!

I like the way they get splurged with icing at the end. At least I assume it's icing...

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enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:08, archived)

Tee hee!

Have a kitten on a skateboard

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Baglady, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:15, archived)

bloomin' NHS

more nonsense

(monkeypiratezombie boobies are magic, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:57, archived)

Well, yeah...

...but I'm currently quite fond of the NHS in a non-direct way, they employ two of my fave people

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:01, archived)

eh?

but i don't work for the N...

oh, you mean them

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:04, archived)

*measures length of pelt*

*scratches behind ears*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

*drops guard*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

Eep!

With those spots? Not bloody likely.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:03, archived)

Hahaha

The scary thing is he's on work experience for MacDonalds!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:03, archived)

'ning sah

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

'ning matey

how's it going?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:06, archived)

not too shabby at all

some Buggers broke into my building on saturday night. I was at a cocktail party (and ended up waking up in a squat wearing a suit, but thats another story) was woken by the LandLord phoning me this morning and asking about the fight that caused it and who was I fighting with!?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:09, archived)

The usual then:P

Saturday night some twat decided to fill all the upstairs toilets with bog rolls and nicked most of the shower heads:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:16, archived)

Sounds sexy

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:20, archived)

haha

I'm glad I have somewhere to stay in town. Your establishment sounds a little too 'urban' for me ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:29, archived)

Noice work

on another note, iSketch anyone?

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:03, archived)

No thanks

I'd rather go to the dentist.
Would somebody please come with me and hold my hand?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:04, archived)

Whilst you play Isketch?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

No silley

although I do need somebody to do my drawings for me while I play Isketch.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:06, archived)

sure

*holds hand*
you have nothing to worry about.
take deep breathes.
you'll be fine

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:06, archived)

argh the dentist

the most frightening thing ever

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

supposedly...

they've finally invented the silent dentist drill
coming to a practitioner near you soon!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:10, archived)

oooh that noise

just thinking of it there made my ears want to crawl into my head and die.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:11, archived)

bahh

last time I went to the dentist they gave me an adrenaline shot - I thought I was having a heart attack

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:14, archived)

POTS!

*enhuggles*

Also- BAH to dentists. Tell him I'll personally fly across the globe and beat 'im up if he hurts you...it's not likely to work, but it may be worth trying anyway?

/protective blog

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:14, archived)

I'm getting an odd sense of the world being topsy turvy

Isn't this message supposed to be reversed with the one above?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

\o/

¿uo s ך ‘ ¿ps

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:19, archived)

*cries*

That was upsetting enough trying to figure it out earlier.

I finally decided that it was just greek characters or something that you could use to type certain things...now I'm all afeard again and wondering

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:26, archived)

This took me bloomin' ages, y'know...

Click here for larger, higher quality version: http://img413.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bananaskinwe6.gif
Or watch at Putfile: snipurl.com/bananaskid

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:56, archived)

Brilliant!

That's all kinds of cocking ace, I'm clicking like a loon

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:58, archived)

Bloomin' ages well spent

thats great!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:58, archived)

fantastic!!!!!

that's great that is!

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:58, archived)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:00, archived)

I disagree

It's the bollocks!
Woo to op

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:01, archived)

it's

theTiTs^TM
official

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:04, archived)

BOLLOCKS!

FACT!
Shouty text beats embolderised text.
I win.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

TITS!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

Oooh, checkmate

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:12, archived)

*blames it on the bishop*

*bashes*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

Fricking Woo!

Loving the mona lisa spong! Qualifies it for the image challenge I say

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 29 May 2007, 12:04, archived)

that is top stuff

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:08, archived)

Excellent, excellent...

time well spent. You spent your time well there.

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enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:11, archived)

They get everywhere!!!

Cant beat a good old maccy D..

(scowners shagged his mum on, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:54, archived)

poison i say!

poison!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:56, archived)

running through my veins

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:56, archived)

I don't wanna break these chains

I personally hold that album responsible for corrupting me!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:02, archived)

'ning!

I personally hold that song responsible for my wanting to stab my ears with pointy things.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:03, archived)

I got the poison!

I got the remedy!
I got the pulsating rhythmical remedy.

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

same thing really:p

How can you put down an album that not only had Joe Perry on guitars but also Joe Satchriani and Stevie Via as well!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

Watch...

*puts down*
Easy :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

One of those burgers looks strangely more appealing than the other...

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:56, archived)

the one on the right looks more realistic tho!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:57, archived)

I'm good thanks. how's yourself?

the problem with that old coat is that it's not top quality mink like me.
i mean i can type for a start!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:02, archived)

I'd rather eat a scab encrusted penis

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:58, archived)

*unzips*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:59, archived)

DEAR GOD!

Where the hell did you ge....wait is that an old cucumber?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:01, archived)

German sausage

It's survived well though, I've never been able to wash it due to it being porous

...which may also account for the odd smell that is permeated throughout

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:08, archived)

*eats*

*bokes*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:12, archived)

a tad big,

don't you think?

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:00, archived)

*renames Big Mac to "168k Mac"*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:09, archived)

Nazi-Alert!

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:53, archived)

nice, but please resize and compress it a touch cheers

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:10, archived)

super-size?

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:45, archived)

Ok... this is a lot creepier than intended...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:45, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:45, archived)

'ning mate

For some reason I bought some dodgy zombie book the other day!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:03, archived)

good for you!

and ning :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:14, archived)

Don't know if it'll be any good

By some guy called Crappyboast or something:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:17, archived)

oh.... god.....

why?

sweet pic tho =D

(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

yikes

it's Bib Fortuna

in a pool

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:48, archived)

hahahahah

I've got a cheap anim coming now....

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:52, archived)

aaargh

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:50, archived)

lol!

thats brill that is!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:50, archived)

I may have to rethink my sig text.

but that's pretty nicely done

www.b3ta.com/board/7233586

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:50, archived)

o_O

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:53, archived)

'ning debs

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

'neeengles

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:07, archived)

Arf!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:54, archived)

'ning Jess

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:14, archived)

ha ha!!

nice!

my flatmate's dad belongs to the same shooting club in Spain as Mr Lundgren

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:56, archived)

Haha!

Yes!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:01, archived)

He looks about twenty times

more intelligent.

Woo!

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enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:04, archived)

Hi Kids!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

hey hey!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

Hey

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

*glomp*

hi lady

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

APHEX!

*return-glomps*

Do you be well?

Edit: Hmmm, I thought it was worth more...

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:47, archived)

MUM!

good luck tomorrow!
*smooshes*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:49, archived)

*fears*

Took me a good few seconds to figure out how you would know that, but thanks son!

Edit: Cor! you too, good luck!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:50, archived)

haha

brilliant

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

Holy shit!

More of this please!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

Shouldn't you've left something other than the flag unmodified...

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

Woot!

Top stuff!

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enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:44, archived)

yay!

brilliant work!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:48, archived)

*spits on screen*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:54, archived)

hah

creepy yet funny

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:51, archived)

WHy didn't they think of this sooner.....

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6699847.stm

Only with more of a "snuff" theme.

yes yes i know, crappy slideshow animation, but i'm rubbish at this.

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edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:35, archived)

hahaha

cooked in her own lard too, i expect
edit (delayed joke): they only got her on because she thought it was a show about doners

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:37, archived)

that's what the made the suet pasty from

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:14, archived)

Endemol

Sounds like the name of a drug or a cure for constipation..

well they are full of shit

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The Tig and me, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:38, archived)

Yup

so they do......

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edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:44, archived)

ha ha!

I knew it was true

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The Tig and me, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:57, archived)

*ahem*

I think those are lungs, but never mind

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:39, archived)

No, no...

she was keeping those covered up, I think.

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enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:40, archived)

Actually no they're not

www.waxy.org/archive/2002/05/31/dads_kid.shtml

They are rather nasty polycystic kidneys.

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edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

Dear god.

The slideshow idea worked fine for me.
By 'worked fine' I mean 'scarred me mentally for life and made me never want to eat a steak and kidney pie or even look at one ever again'

Woo!

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enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:39, archived)

I feel sick

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

I have already been sick three times

and am now dry heaving and bringing up bile.

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enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

*grabs paper cup*

Don't waste it!
*licks lips*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

It's eating through the paper cup...

*feeds mockingbird bile with a teat pipette so as not to waste any*

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enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

heh heh

"teat"

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:47, archived)

I know.

titter!

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enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:50, archived)

*uses as a piquant gravy to add to pie*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:44, archived)

I feel poorly

and it's nearly dinner time.

(woo! for the pic though)

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

Captain Jack crossing the Delaware, by Emmanuel Leutze, 1850

(rather quick and dirty, one of those "better out than in" moments, sorry)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:29, archived)

Nice one.

I saw POTC3 yesterday. It was OK. A bit rubbish in places and quite good in other places.

Blatantly left open for POTC4 though.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

I hope not

They're running out of major characters.
Unless they make "Undead Monkey : The animated series".
And did it seem to you like they wrote the script as they went along, and the film editor was a bit drunk?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:36, archived)

Stoned more like

The whole trippy bit out on the salt flats - weird!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:40, archived)

I want a pet

Transformer-pebble-crab.

They're lully little critters.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:12, archived)

well there's the whole Will Turner bit to progress which

changes the love triangle slightly
and plus, the fountain of youth!
it has a little more distance in the story left

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:40, archived)

I think 1 more would be good

then it's a 1 a 2 and another 1.

Just as long as they make it under 2 hours, I'm tired of these arse numbing epics.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

says you, talking to a lanky bastad with a boney bum

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

Are you tall then? B3ta makes you sound 4'8"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

i'm six two of bean pole in real life

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:54, archived)

At least skip the 25 mins of trailers

And don't be persuaded to buy the litre of watery Pepsi on the way in.

Remember you'll be sitting for 3 hours watching lots of flowing water...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:09, archived)

i'd agree

i enjoyed it more than thought i would.
less action than i expected and it lost it's way a little but overall
some great scenes and some proper LOL moments!
i give it teh thumbs up

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:38, archived)

I thought it was fantastic from start to finish

I don't understand why some people are saying it was confusing

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

it wasn't confusing

just not a lot actually happened for a two and a half hour feature

they rescue jack, they sail, they have a fight
the end :)
but don't get me wrong
i really enjoyed it and i'm looking forward to the fourth installment

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

Yes, but that's like saying

A midget with a ring walks off and drops it in a mountain to vanquish evil is all that happened in Lord of the Rings ;)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:44, archived)

i know

boring as shit, wasn't it

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:45, archived)

don't get me started on that pile

of girly nonsense :D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:47, archived)

I felt that the whole thing was totally overdone

It seemed like they wrote a list of all the piratey type jokes / devices they could think of and used them all. And more.

The fight as they floated around the whirlpool was about five mins too long and there was so much going on that you got an assault on the senses.

Tia Dalma [SP?] was wasted in this too - she was so sexy in the last one.

5/10

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

i like assaults on the senses :)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:45, archived)

hmm

*frying pan to inner ear*
*kick in the tastebuds*
*violent acidic urination to the eyes*
*verbal rebuke to the nostrils*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:47, archived)

*cums*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:53, archived)

That fight round the maelstrom

was easily the best bit in it!

and having Keith Richards play his dad was a nice touch.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:48, archived)

as set pieces go, rocked hard

mind you it was jam packed full of ace stuff. The Gilliam/Munchausen-esque turning the sea upside down made me smile muchly.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:50, archived)

Yup

That was very cool.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:53, archived)

I still think it should have happened straight away, for best effect.

rather than the protracted underwater bit.

Turn the boat over and plop! You're on the underside.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:02, archived)

Keith Richards

should have had a bigger part. Definitely. Sitting and strumming the guitar was a genius touch.

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:54, archived)

I feared for him being a comedy cameo

but thought he did very well indeed

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:06, archived)

Somehow, I doubt he was capable of much more...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:10, archived)

I have fallen

asleep two nights in a row trying to watch it.
It's been very confusing.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:54, archived)

True. The ending was a bit plop.

There's a stay-till-after-the-credits-bit, which is OK. Bit ambiguous about how old she looks though.

I still think it should have ended with the end of the pirate lords and the baddies, but still leave the East India Company runnning the show, just to end the series on a bit of authenticity.

Instead, it's an obvious draw-out for more films in the franchise, like Spider Man 3 was.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:06, archived)

Captain Jack Sparrow gives me teh gay

Johnny Depp on the other hand is a strange looking man.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:34, archived)

I was never in the 'Phwoar, Johnny Depp!' camp

...but I was pleasantly confused to find that Jack sparrow made me want to be a boy, so I could be gay for him, and wish I was a girl so he could be non-gay for me. And he didn't have a wife and happy family.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:58, archived)

I think Will ruined the whole thing.

i could've happily sat through 3 hours of jack and his mindfuck shenannigans.

(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

After the sitting

(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:27, archived)

i always knew she was a backdoor bandit

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

ha haaaa

Love the arm waving

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

nice waistcoat

that's really quite smashing.

I feel it could use an additional final frame, the end seems to jerk a little and it could be nicely Smoothly looped. I think.

It's still 10057 times better then my best thing ever.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:29, archived)

I know

didnt use tripod kicked myself
after, was testing out a new
digital foto cam that does ace video too.

(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:30, archived)

funksome

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

Renaissance-era woo!

It's still rather good, even without a tripod.
Edit : can anyone else hear the Benny Hill Show theme in the background?

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:35, archived)

yikes

now I am going to do a sick

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:29, archived)

mmm...

i love the smell of woo in the morning

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:32, archived)

Wow!

I could swear she's always looking right at me...creepy.

(

enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

everyone stares at you

YA FREAK!!!!*

*may contain vicious lie

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:36, archived)

I knew I wasn't being paranoid...

...everyone really IS staring at me.

*hides in cupboard until it's safe*

(

enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:57, archived)

Quick and filthy.

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

hee hee

neato

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

shopped only please

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

i only buy pure dolphin flakes

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:32, archived)

(CHOPCHOP, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

fuck that's ace

I am impressed.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

cool!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

oooooh that is rather woo

*cleeeeeeeck*

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

ha ha! zooms out

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

gear!

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

gottle of!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

good lord no...

that much gear would fell a dinosaur...

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

What a lovely

drawing. You are rather clever.

(

enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

ooooow

thanks!

(CHOPCHOP, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

You're welcome

*still not bored of text flipper-overer toy*

edit: *waa! it's broken!*

edit edit: q s

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enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

oooh! that's lully!

*covets*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:27, archived)

nicely done, it is

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

LIZARDS FTW!!!!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:45, archived)

God damn hippes.

At least one has the right idea.

(

edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

shockingly seamless

If you make that sign and attend an actual protest I will give you a real life £2 coin.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:07, archived)

Hmm £2.....

A lot of money, but i estimate my medical bill to be several orders of magnitudes higher than that. These fucking hippes get vicious for a bunch of supposed peaceniks.

(

edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:09, archived)

cover yourself in live kittens.

That'll stay their death-fearing mitts.

Edit: did the noob down the board delete his post? After I spent ages* making a nice reply!??

*ok, 2 minutes
www.b3ta.com/board/7233527

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:10, archived)

or smoking beagles

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:12, archived)

I was thinking

Dolphin skin jacket and panda fur underwear

(

edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:13, archived)

I think the idea is to make them afraid to hit you

for fear of injuring the live aminals.

the skin clothes are (just possibly) going to increase the violence. But it's your choice.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

just roll in shite.

they won't touch you then.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:16, archived)

plus you get to feel nice and warm

if it's fresh

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

itches a bit though

and i hate having to pick it out of my hair

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

shave your head then!

jesus dave do we have to think of everything for you?!
=)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:19, archived)

*thinks of everything for him*

*claims his five pounds*

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

that or stop shitting on me

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

no deal.

*strains*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

aha!

I can loan you a chimp to pick it out for you.

It's wearing a tutu.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:20, archived)

is its name Charlie?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

yes

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

thats just cruel!!!

getting a chimp to pick through his greasy hair!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

ok, I retract the offer.

Charlie! Get back in the coal mine!

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

*whips*

damn straight!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

dude thats just taking it too far

Dolphins are like the Stephen Hawkins of the sea, only that well they are really acrobatic and stuff, oh and communicate in squeaks, suppose they have sonar too and can hold their breathe for really long times. But other than that they are exactly like him!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:16, archived)

you know how dolphins breathe through a blowhole but eat through the mouth?

Which hole would one have to hump in order to have had a dolphin blow-job?

Blow hole obviously sounds better, but "oral" sex suggests mouth.
Hmm.

*applies for EU scientific funding*

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

they don't really have lips on thier mouths so i would say blow hole.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

interested in an associate researcher position?

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

*unzips*

i'm there.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:27, archived)

*grunts*

I'm there...

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

you should re-write the faq!

arf!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

only if paid

/ac

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

you make me very sad with that

I am hurt.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:16, archived)

It's not my fault :D

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:16, archived)

'ning W

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

but I need someone to blame!

/unwilling to take responsibility for own actions blog

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

One more?

Sorry to post so many; I've been saving them up...

Thanks for the welcoming messages, hope this isn't too cheesy/done to death...

(kennethshand has nothing more to say on the matter, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:48, archived)

ah teh old tesco Value

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

when all else fail

tesco value

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:51, archived)

indeed

or stick teh quo in the picture somewhere.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 10:52, archived)

haven't seen domo for a while!

'ning dave!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:59, archived)

'ning hijo

how the devil? Maybe we should start another Domo bandwagon

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

*strokes chin*

*realises has no talent nor one opriginal thought*
nah.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:03, archived)

hmmm

*realises its far too early and has only had one cup of tea*

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:04, archived)

we'll leave it just this once..........

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

you're right

*draws a CDC on some random picture instead*

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:12, archived)

post it man post it!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

Value fail?

Yup i guess it is.....

(

edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:54, archived)

Pffft

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 29 May 2007, 10:54, archived)

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:07, archived)

surely that needs

"may also contain traces of Tesco Value and recursive references"

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:10, archived)

I was thinking exactly the same just after I reposted it!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

I have never seen this idea before...

...

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

pffftt...good one!

Tesco KZ - preferred by Board Nazis since the blitzkreig

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

haha!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:57, archived)

done done and done

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:57, archived)

this is a grand idea

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 10:58, archived)

it would be done with a felt tip shirley?!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:00, archived)

happy tuesday

exam tomorrow...arrggg!

(

its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:00, archived)

good luck!

interview tomorrow! *cries*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

Good luck too

_{day off tomorrow, going to clean the flat though}

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:03, archived)

ta!

i've go tthe day off too but i'm going to watch spidey 3 after!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:04, archived)

I hear its shit

Going to wait for the DvD, that or break into a cinema.

/poor blog

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

i don't listen to the critics

i'll make my own mind up dammit!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:07, archived)

I went to see magicians instead, it was rather amusing

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:11, archived)

meh.

i'm not a fan of those two numptys in it.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:20, archived)

too bad

peep show was the best thing on telly for a long while

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

Very true

like that time they ate a Barbaqued dog on a boat in the middle of a job interview. You can't make that stuff up, oh wait, yeah, yeah they do.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

exactly!!

:D ha ha

it takes a little effort on the viewer in order
to get into peep show, but once you're there the characters
and the situations they set up are genius

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

you see!!

effort!
they must be joking!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

you have to speculate to accumulate

it's your loss, it really is

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

I liked it.

(

Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:09, archived)

glitter spunk

nice!

happy tuesday all :)

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

previous compo entry posted late friday.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

Hehe

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

Oof.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:51, archived)

argh!

not nearly sexah nekkid time is it?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:58, archived)

Could be son, could be.

Don't worry, I'll give you some money to go to the cinema while I'm making it...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

Subtlest Quo ever ?

(Count Fwapula tragically only has one bum, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:48, archived)

Teh Kobain

Chortle. That is the best “Teh Quo” yet.

(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Wed 30 May 2007, 12:43, archived)

is that Kobain?

like it. Woo

(mmelon, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:10, archived)

Oh that's a relief.

I thought Wayne Coyne was dead for a minute...

(

enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:19, archived)

Tunnel Four

New evidence shows that filming
a TV advert caused the fatal accident.
TV boss's are demanding it should not be broadcast
It's a conspiracy

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

Looks like an Amiga game

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

plays like one too

Death Tunnel has a more spectrumy feel to the name though

(

edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:48, archived)

OUTRUN

the papparazzi, if you can.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

Chase HQ

pictures of princess Dianna

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

always thought they were playing Mariokart myself...

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:08, archived)

RED SHELLS!!!

*lays defensive banana*

HQ as in High Quality :D
well i thought it was funny!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:19, archived)

Hehe

^ that

*never had an amiga* :'¬(

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 29 May 2007, 10:51, archived)

was it Robocop 3?

That had 3d driving bits in it :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:04, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

Pffft.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:52, archived)

'ning Kenny

Please reply to this.
This is by no means a devious way to hurry up your big round number post, oh no

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:58, archived)

Hello you!

20. O_o Hmm, I suspect someone's deleted a thread...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:10, archived)

first date went well

(CHOPCHOP, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

The most beautiful words a woman can say

and a beautiful pic

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

Aww

those 15 little words that mean so much

(

Weetobix, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

three most beautiful words in the Engligh language

~~I LOVE YOU~~ All Day Breakfast

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:48, archived)

Thats love for you

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

'ning

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

'ningles

naked time i spy?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

Aye, indeed.

I've got hardcore shenanigans planned ;)

16

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:52, archived)

I look forward to it mi hermano

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

Or as we say in Sweden:

Jag har sylt i muttan
men du kan ta mig i pruttan

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

Fantastic!

I'm printing that out and sticking it in all the catalogues at Ikea

(

Weetobix, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

Romance is alive and well

I heartily approve

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

a likely story

it's probably a pre-op tranny that doesn't want 'mr winky' discovered.

it's a classic set up that's happend to thousands of us, hasn't it?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

Hell yeah!

there's dozens of them in my local, 'The Cock and Mimsy"

(

Weetobix, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

indeed......

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

Woo!

I have a mate whom this happened to on a first date

100% fact!

made his arse sore tho*

*that bit may not be true

(

Weetobix, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:48, archived)

He doesn't look too keen!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:48, archived)

*sniff*

So romantic.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

stop sniffing it!

it DOESN'T SMELL OF POO YET!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

Oh bloody hell

*puts peg on nose*

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:57, archived)

Those first tentative steps in a new relationship

are always the most exciting, aren't they?

(

enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

wow

...brought a tear to her eye i'll bet...

or ...true love never sounded so kinky...

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:58, archived)

better ending than hollywood could manage.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

Has anyone else...

Actually had that said to them?
I have!

Although i was offered both entrances to choose from!

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JebediahSpringfield, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

Monty Panesar's visible horse

(kennethshand has nothing more to say on the matter, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

hahaha

what?

*click*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

Hahahaha

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

Mounted cricket!

it's the logical next step after all

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

needs more wicket

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scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

hah! cool

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:48, archived)

Am it crikket tiem?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:57, archived)

Seaurat Chilling

Click for bigger (273KB)

Bigger is better - a fair few finer details to peruse.

(mangoboy, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

I'm pretty sure

that every picture posted on b3ta featuring a spliff uses the same source. ie. this one

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 29 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

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