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# I herby declare today to be INTERNATIONAL
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# i think ill pass on this one, i diddnt drink enough last night
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# \o/
*bokes*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Hmmm.
I have a series of drawings on this theme, would you credit?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I nearly vommed yesterday
at PAULTON's PARK!

I'm getting old - my 4yo daughter was fine on everything and wanted to stay on every ride
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I nearly did yesterday
The door into the barn we practice in is right by a blocked drain.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# cool!
I'll have to go and eat something first though
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# hehe
technicolour yamn it hard
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Cruelty on the set of 'Minority Report'...
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# ^
THISTHIS
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# it is lovely
but aren't the words the wrong way round?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Yes, they are indeed
but would you have spent the time reading them the other way around if I'd done it properly? ;)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# i would
but then i'm that kind of guy
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Ok...
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# heh
i take it back, you were right, i should have known ;)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# you see *this*
is the reason i never get in Zoo!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Nah. I like having to work for it.
It was the same theory to my first fp (albeit just three words.)


(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# a true classic :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# That's brilliant
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Could be a reflection of Cruise.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# :D
Must do a Swordfish one...
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Oh, that is lovely and brill :D
I laffed and everyfink, woo!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# haha nice
"your wife loved dawson more than you"
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# "eyes wide shit"
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Genius. Once again.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Chuckley-woo!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, MR CRUISE.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaa!
Eyes wide shit! Arf!


(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ace
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# ^ this 10000 times
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# cracking!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# 'ning. Silly one right here

(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Ha ha - nice!
T-Shirt Tuxedo as well. Ace-o.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Awesome!
Do you get a license to kil an'all?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# *stifled giggle*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# pffft
from Man at CIA?

(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# ahhahhah!
 
Just noticed this one..

Woo, I say!

NOW IT'S TIME TO GET DRUNK AND SEE SOME BANDS.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)
# The tragedy is
I actually read it through to make sure there were the correct amount of "no's"
Woo to thee :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# haha
me too

and as Brrom says - there's one too many
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# I know, curses!!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# At least it wasn't just me.
Yay! We are all anal and have too much free time!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Brrom, brrom, brrraaaaaaaaaaaa
:P

'ning G-Sav
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# I can't believe I'm about to say this but...
There's one 'No' too many at the start...

And it needs mroe "Techno techno techno techno!"

But have a click, as it is woo.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# O RLY?
*recounts*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# yes
one too many.

'ning
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# 'lo broon
Can't stop, I'm on a Dutch techno pedant-marathon..

*waves*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# a good 'ning to you
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# ^this.
Sadly, he's right.

It's all woo though.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# damn, there is too!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# There is one too many No's.
But it is in the middle.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# it's gone
but which one did i remove? was it the right one?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Hee!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# arf!
There's just no limits to Anita's boobs is there
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Well there are
but only because she wore that ridiculous top which squeezed her so badly she looked like a piece of pork ready for the oven.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Excellent!
Used to do rhythmic gymnastics to that. Leotard and everything. Oh yes.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# heavens above!
*drops monocle*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# *retrieves monocle*
Problem?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# We do a brilliant cover of that.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Apparantly one to many no's
but i couldnt give it a big enough YES
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)
# there is the correct amount now
let noone say i'm not a perfectionisst
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# I've just been to the doctor
It turns out I have Parkinsons disease

So he must have my disease



lolz
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)
# LOLZ!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)
# ^ thus
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)
# FASTER
SHITTER
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)
# RUDER
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)
# SEXIER!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# WE GONNA SHAKE, RATTLE & ROLL
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Quicker!
Do you really have Parkinsons, or was this a cunning link into the anim?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)
# pwsrkinbsons
teh shakkes mak it haerd t type welll

buyt noo i havbe noit gout pasrklinons.

(I'm sitting on a washing machine)

(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)
# enjoy it
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Enjoy, enjoy!
Mmmmm, buzzy
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# i see two things wrong here
firstly an image
secondly lolz
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)
# *fits*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)
# *doesn't fit*
*diets*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:55, archived)
# rrrr
you actually have Parkinson's disease?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)
# no
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# LOL FASTER!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)
# i've got Jebediahtus
and Chester A. Arthritis
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Another masterpiece from the Hood-Butter Studios

(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# hai2u!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I have sat through 723 spins
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# LIGHTWEIGHT
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# before spluffing
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# pffftt...
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)
# I LOVE YOU MORE EACH DAY.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# *blushes*
:)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Like a record, baby
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)
# I personally don't think there's enough tubgirl
She's way better than goaste, but you all seem to be obsessed with the greasy-handed arse stretcher.

At least she's a superhero.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Raise a family of four in there, you could.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# And there's room for the Citroen Picasso you bought because you panicked about just how many children you have.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Do you not think
that John Cusack looks like Dylan Moran?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Don't get me started on Dylan Moran
He'd also get it, I'm a sucker for the funny.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)
# But don't you think they look the same?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Slightly, yeah.
I see what you mean.

Both are equally phwoar.

Photos are taken, by the way- I look like a fucking ginger emo.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'm in work today, having thought "fuck it, could be my last week here", wearing a Lip Service neoprene biohazard top, my angel-of-death trenchcoat, and metal panelled SDL trousers.

I was going to put all my spikes in my face but I didn't have time.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Ah how I long for the day when I can wear metal panelled trousers...
Actually, I probably could, but it'd look a bit out of place with the rest of my attire.

ningles Mr. Industry
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Ningles Sonic :)
How's you today?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Glad it's Friday at last...
*dances*

How be thee?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Alright.
Applied for two jobs yesterday which both look excellent, and pay 8k more than I currently get :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Nicely done!
Hopefully you'll get offered both and have the luxury of choice :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Hah, I love lip service.
What's your hair doing?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Flopping.
I hate it when it does this, but I sweep it back and it results in a kind of floppy backwards mohawk. Could be worse I suppose.

I was thinking about sweeping it right or left, but then I'd end up looking like an emo Hitler.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)
# DO IT
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Noooooo
that would be laughable.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Oh come on.
Dare you.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# No.
There are limits to my depths of sadness and depravity.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Thbpbpbpb.
Do a Maynard James Keenan circa the early 90s then.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# \m/
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)
# He's very married though by all accounts
Which for some reason I find unbelievably attractive
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# :D Naughty girl.
Yes, he's very married.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Him, Hamster, Fraser from Due South
All the more attractive cos I know they're married :-(
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Hammond!
THANK YOU!

I knew I wasn't insane.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Hammond?
I'm starting to think I don't want to maybe be on this Venn diagram... O_O
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)
# So is the goatse man.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)
# How do you know this?
more importantly WHY do you know this?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)
# There are two rings in the picture
Only one is being stretched.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Her superpower is somewhat impractical
and her uniform seems to consist, rather disappointingly, of a dirty sock
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# haha
that's the best sort of uniform
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# What about her eye mask thing?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner TUBGIRL! *squirt*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# hahahha
How could I forget?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# :D
Best. Superhero. EVER.

/Comic guy from the Simpsons blog
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)
# ahhhahhahhahah!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Meatspin...?
*googles*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Witness my web innocence....
...as it is lost.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# see also
TeenSluts.biz - MotherMan.com - PressureSpot.com - SwollenTip.com
MudFall.com - ThePounder.com - GoatseMarathon.com - BagSlap.com
EatingCream.com - FingerSlam.com - ManGems.com - YouAreSoGay.com

ALL VERY NSFW

(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# You are wrong.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Swollentip is the only one of those I've seen
I got tricked into it. Honest.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# MY EYES!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# W h y
did I do that?!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Some people huh?
Oh those crazy people who are different to us...

(I think my eyes are bleeding, or is it my brain?)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# weightlifter.jpg
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Hush yourself.
That's almost as bad as goatse.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# however much I see goatse
it doesn't repulse me as much as that clip of Paul Wolfowitz licking his comb then combing his hair
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# :|
Never seen that but it does sound horrible.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# just the name of that makes me feel lightheaded
frightening
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Is that the prolapse one?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Why yes, yes it is.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Yes.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Do I really want to know what you're on about?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)
# YOU WANT THE TRUTH?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:55, archived)
# *googles*


...i should really know better than to google something mentioned on b3ta.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# stick a pencil in the fungus below and you get the picture.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# you'll wish you hadn't!!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)
# hahahahahahaha - YES!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# pffft hahaha
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# they are ace
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Haaaa! I smell encouragement....

sorry
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)
# YOU SHIT IN YOUR OWN MOUTH, ALL DAY LONG!
 
HURRAH!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)
# I did a flash animation like that last week you thieving bastard:
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# ha haha ha haaah
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)
# too much TOAEB
ext on an error box
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Tea is good.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# This looks like something for the talk board.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
#
*puts kettle on and warms pot.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Tea is what makes Britain work.
That should be a slogan somewhere if it isn't already.

Morning you lot! It's Friday and I'm going to get uproariously drunk tonight! Hurrah!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# stop using homebrew software then..
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Probably my first image...

(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Hey!
This one of Charlie Brooker's images isn't it?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# The guy is.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# I remeber him doing a load of SIM spoofs too.
Like "Sim Boobs"
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Tea ftw
If there is a better beverage than tea, I don't know about it.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:55, archived)
# milk? are you mad?!
twinings and milk is an awful combination!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# More vomity fun
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# too much Christmas cake?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# arf
or should i say barf?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun??
If not, I'm surprised.



It says "Hal 9000 error : Pod bay door cannot open" but got fuzzed up by the deform tool.

(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# don't know

have a woo 'cause it's friday
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# I like that!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)
# So mr b3th and I are chopping mushrooms for tonight's curry
and we found this one. Click for a funnier but NSFW picture.


We are very puerile.

Photo my mr b3th
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)
# FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT!
FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# You've stubbed your toe
AICMFP
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Ha ha :D
Bestest mushroom evarr by the way
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Ha!
Squeeze it until it goes purple!

EDIT: Needs more smashing hair . . .


(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# *squeezes*

*asplodes*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Not safe for curry!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# that deserves pride of place uncut in the top of the curry
or possible as the centrepiece of a pair of naan bollocks

(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# blimey! O.o
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# That's funny also because from the thumbnail pic it reminds me of GIRL parts

Well, you know, sort of
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# '_'
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# that's what mr b3th thought
but somehow I was more drawn to the other connotation...
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# well they all grow from the same thing in the womb
so somewhere in the middle could make you think of either.

You may also have invented a gay test
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Am I going mad? I only see vulva.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# a pint of what you had for breakfast please
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# A joint and a cup of coffee?
I don't think I can pour you a pint of gear, dude.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# top brekkie!
I had muesli and coffee

I should try smoking the muesli
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# I wouldn't.
I can't imagine inhaling oat smoke being very good for you, unless you're a dead salmon.

I had to have photos taken of me yesterday X-P
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# mugshot?
post the results then
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Haven't got them sent over to me yet
First I have to shop them to fuckery- they're the new band photos. I look like a fucking emo, except for the one where half my face is obscured by my can of beer \m/
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# ^^this
dead salmons are funny and tasty with ginger, which also cannot be smoked easily
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Really!?


(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Really, I got that too
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# oh well
maybe I'll see a real one, one day . . .


(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# *sympathises*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# forget the sympathy
help the poor boy out!

I always abide by 34124 too
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# *asks*


(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I also thought mushroom mimsy
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# a fungal quim if you will
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# O_o
That's not nice.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Ya see it, ya say it, ya win it
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# pffft
have you been watching Embarrassing Illnesses on C4?

Voyeurism dressed up as public information health advice
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# HAHA!
That gay doctor examining the rugby team's tackle in episode 1 was hilarious
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# funnily enough I preferred the netball team's boob examination
there's some gruesome things on that though, like the old boy with the microcock all bloody and bruised cos of his foreskin

eurgh!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# to each his own
mmmmmmmmmmicrocock!

I missed a few so downloaded that channel 4 watch again thing and it broke my fucking pc.
Cunts.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# 'ning miss!
*climbs under duvet*

*falls fast asleep*

*rubs eye unconsciously*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# (trouser) Snake?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Hello you!
you're up late!


(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# I'm lurking in the building well after hours when I should be in the pub.
 
CURSE YOU, INTERNETS!

I TAKE THAT BACK, I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# DID I HEAR CORRECTLY?
DO YOU HAVE YOUR OWN COMPUTER NOW?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# YES, BUT ITTYBITTYKITTY HAS IT MOST OF THE TIME.
 
SOMETIMES I GET IT ON THE WEEKENDS.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# DO YOU HAS A INTERNETS?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# I HAS HER INTERNETS! PRETTY GOOD FOR DIALUP, YES?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# YES. DO JOIN US ON A WEEKEND SOMETIME.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I THINK I WILL HAVE IT THIS WEEKEND! OHOHOHOHO.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)
# I WILL BE SURE TO STICK AROUND THIS WEEKEND.
OH YES.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# you should get the pub to drop beer into work!


(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# *doesn't need to check*
*checks anyway*

pfft
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Phoaar!

good morning all!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# teehee!
right, bye b3ta, i'll be back in a week or so.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# have fun :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# sorry to interrupt, but woo! Indy!
doesn't look too bad, but can he still roll under ginat stone doors as they close?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# I bet he'd have a good go at giant doors
but ginat ones would give him some trouble I'd bet
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# bah!
Have you scrolled down yet?
www.b3ta.com/board/7325066
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Oh don't do this to me.
I have a bit of a think about Harrison ford, but only when he's Indy. Even Han can fuck off for all I care.

Yum, he's looking lovely.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Harrison Ford is lovely
We had a Ford-Fest when I was at school.
Mosquito Coast = shit
Air Force One = not shit
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# :D
He pales in comparison to John Cusack though- my favourite actor for horning over.

In Grosse Point Blank he's gorgeous AND skilled in the arts of arsekickery.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# hee hee
*saves to "captain wow" file for later exploitation*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# jesus he looks old
too old if you ask me
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# old men are better than young ones.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# not at swinging from ropes
and clinging to the underneath of moving trucks

he looks about ready for his cocoa
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Its like rocky
He was lured out of retirement etc
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)
# ^^^^^This
/13 year age gap blog
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Ahhh, City of the Gods... Can't wait
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# NO I WON'T PHOTO YOUR MR B3TH
NOT AT ANY PRICE. YOU'RE OFF YOUR CHUMP!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Adventure
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:22, archived)
# FUCK
a giant breast that can vomit sombreros

The must have for Xmas 2007!

'ello birdy
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)
# What-ho!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# cor - top reply!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# excellent
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)
# He looks happier now he's got it out of his system
yay!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Frame three is remarkably sexy.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Hahaha. 'ning mate. Sorry I found this and had to TOAP it:D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# dinner with friends nightmare
right there!

yo ghost you aquatic spectre!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# That is one of the most remorseful faces I've ever seen
'Me done wrong? Whyyyyyyyyyyy?! Me fetch! Me Fetch! You liek fetch.'
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# me like taste too!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Mistress gravy!
Which faint nutty after taste.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Mistress = great band
my neck hurt for DAYS after seeing them.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# n'ing mates
How's you and the man mistress?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# We're alright thank you!
You?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Very busy
Haven't been on much this week.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Bah!
That happened to me this morning!

Woo!


(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# aaaaw haha :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# It's like connor gone bad.
 
Woo, and yay!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Ladies and Gentlemen...
I'm proud to present...



CarSim2007 SP2
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:50, archived)
# haven't i seen this?
either that or i'm psychic, woooooo (ghost noise)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:57, archived)
# Sort of...
It's an upgraded version.

Yesterdays was bugging the hell out of me, 'cos it had all sorts of timing issues and crappy text.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:02, archived)
# oh fair enough
it looks like the vomiting kid has been drinking super t
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)
#
The vomit is my favourite bit. I think I may be doing more vomit based anims today.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:07, archived)
# haha nice, lookin forward to it
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:10, archived)
# DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
 

 
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:11, archived)
# PLEASE, THIS IS VERY UNSAFE.
WHY DO YOU PUT ME IN THESE SITUATIONS I AM NOT COMFORTABLE WITH
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)
# In-fucking-deed.

(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# 'NING!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:31, archived)
# *HEARTY CHUCKLES*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:33, archived)
# hahaha ning
Eraserhead, starring Thora Hird
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:34, archived)
# fuck you arec bardwin!
and HERRO!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:34, archived)
# ^this^
with more really bad hairdo's! :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:37, archived)
# hehe
he looks like kid, from kid n play
'ning
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:36, archived)
# Aaaaggghh it's all coming back now..
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:37, archived)
# i thought they were cool in my yoof
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:38, archived)
# movies = funny (at the time)
cartoons = ZOMFGWTFSELLOUTSORZ!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:46, archived)
# Kid n Play was one of those things
I was told as a child I should like but I didn't. That and pretty much anything made by Hanna-Barbera.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:46, archived)
# didn't you like the french priss either?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:48, archived)
# I don't know about a French Priss
But a Japanese Priss I can appreciate.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:37, archived)
# wow
its like every flashback i never had - woo!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:38, archived)
# hope that this makes the
popurar page!
*crick*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:40, archived)
# I'm so tired
I could eat a Boat
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:42, archived)
# this is cockney rhyming slang for face!
you could eat a face? or eat face: the man from the a-team?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:45, archived)
# or a boat
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:46, archived)
# HEY, THAT RHYMES.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:46, archived)
# *snooze*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:48, archived)
# FUCKING KIM JONG IL
GIVE ME SOME GRASS NOODLES, KIM JONG IL, STARVE YOUR POPULACE, KIM JONG IL
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:42, archived)
# THIS IS HOW WE DO IT.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:44, archived)
# OH TOTALLY.
FUCKING GRASS NOODLES.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:48, archived)
#
ts friday night, and I feel all right
The party is here on the west side
So I reach for my 40 and I turn it up
Designated driver take the keys to my truck
Hit the shore cause Im faded
Honeys in the street say, monty, yo we made it!
It feels so good in my hood tonight
The summertime skirts and the guys in kani
All the gang bangers forgot about the drive-by
You gotta get your groove on, before you go get paid
So tip up your cup and throw your hands up
And let me hear the party say
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:51, archived)
# He rooks ronery
so ronely and sadry arone
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:47, archived)
# I AM PRETTIER THAN FOOF. GOODNIGHT, INTERNET.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:58, archived)
# sweet dreams my prince
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:03, archived)
# what a beautiful thing to leave us with
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:10, archived)
# HAY GUYS I FOUND SOMETHING FUNNY ON THE TALK BOARD!
 
www.b3ta.com/talk/3340361

IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED. SHEEN BE PRAISED.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:29, archived)
# IS THIS ACTUALLY FUNNY?
NO, THE ONLY TIME TALK IS FUNNY IS WHEN YOU AND/OR I ARE THERE.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:43, archived)
# B3TA.GAY/SHOUT
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:09, archived)
# THIS WOULD BE A GOOD PLACE TO STAY/
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:11, archived)
# WE'LL DO THE TROUSER PRESS, BABY!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)
# THE MIGHTY MURDER MACHENE!
 
kramerapology.ytmnd.com/

Fuckin' awesome.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:22, archived)
# haha night
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:06, archived)
# THIS MAN IS MY HERO:
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:07, archived)
# trippy!
i can see where you get your inspiration
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:10, archived)
# we play off of eachother a lot, too.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:11, archived)
# what's the z for in zomg?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:13, archived)
# Half a shiftkey.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:16, archived)
# that's unpossible
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:17, archived)
# So's the one in LOL!1!!one1~!!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:19, archived)
# so it's people hitting z instead of shift?
i think i get it, i thought it was just one of those cliquey geek things i wasn't part of
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:22, archived)
# I never got it either until now
Let's have our own anti-zomg clique!

*enhuggles*

'Ning all!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:25, archived)
# yeah cool
i call president! ha shoulda got in quicker, now i own you all

(edit: how rude, ning!)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:27, archived)
# I call Supreme Overlord!
Ha, I win!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:35, archived)
# bum :(
what is thy bidding?

*plots coup*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:37, archived)
# My bidding?
Stop plotting that coup for a start! Errrr, make me a cup of tea, there's a love...
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:41, archived)
# coming right up
do you want the sneezer?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:45, archived)
# ZOMGPWND.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:33, archived)
# ning Trelerellis
hurrah for Friday
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:33, archived)
# 'Ning Nibbly
Hurrah indeed. Apart from the whole 'I'm working tomorrow too' bit.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:48, archived)
# ANY FRIEND OF THE DEFAULT MIDI SYNTH BANK IS A FRIEND OF MINE.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:13, archived)
# AUDIO COMIC SANS!!!!
ARRRRRRRGH!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:18, archived)
# I THOUGHT YOU LIKED MY HAPPY TUNES.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:26, archived)
# I DO, BUT I'VE GOT HARDWARE SYNTHS.
I USUALLY USE THE OLD SC-55 IF I WANT "DEFAULT"
RENDERING OF A MIDI. AND A NANOSYNTH(Q6) FOR DAY TO DAY.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:33, archived)
# ERGO YOU ARE AUTHENTICALLY AWESOME.
 
I REMAIN ONLY VIRTUALLY AWESOME.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:36, archived)
# IS THERE NO LOVE LEFT FOR A MAN WITH A ROLAND SL-8?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:37, archived)
# BY WHICH I MEAN A ROLAND SH-3
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:38, archived)
# YOU GOT ONE?
NICE LITTLE BINK-BONKERS.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:42, archived)
# WHY YES I DO HAVE ONE
BUT IT IS BROKEN.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:00, archived)
# WE MAKE HAPPY TUNES HERE. TUNES THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:35, archived)
# I want to go on this but I am shy like Stevie Wonder
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:38, archived)
# SO AM I.
I HAVE NO YTMND.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:39, archived)
# ALSO, BLIND. OLOLOLOLLLOLOLOL
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:40, archived)
# HOW CAN LOVE BE SO CRUEL YET SO KIND
THAT IT MAKES ME SO DAMN SEXY YET SO DAMN BLIND

LIKE STEVIE WONDERRRRRRR
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:41, archived)
# the answer is
DIRT
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:45, archived)
# MY FACE IN THE DIRT LIKE SOME OTHER DEAD GUY
IT GIVES ME THE HORN OH ME OH MY
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:46, archived)
# PFFFFFFT!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:10, archived)
# ISN'T THAT A MOVIE WITH CHARLIE SHEEN IN IT? I THINK HE'S GREAT.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:10, archived)
# ITS ON DVD.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:11, archived)
# YO YO YO
I CAME BACK HOME, TO CONTINUE DRINKING.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:29, archived)
# BAM! SINK THAT PISS.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:32, archived)
# I DID AND I AM CONTINUING TO DO SO.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:40, archived)
# Curse you b3ta
I keep seeing magenta cocks everywhere....



(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:49, archived)
# I see what you did there/
took a while. But I an aware of it's existence.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:50, archived)
# you could perhaps have cropped this image a little bit more
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:51, archived)
# and who said you could leave the corner? hm?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:52, archived)
# perhaps?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
'ning.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
now its funny
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:59, archived)
# Ground Control to Major Cock
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:23, archived)
# OMG SCIENTEST SOLVE BOREDOM
YOU THINK THAT COULD GET KIND OF BORING?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:52, archived)
# OMGBBCDOCTORPWNED!

errrr, 'ning
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:53, archived)
# ahhhahhahah!
 
YOU'VE GOT TO BE CRUEL TO BE KIND.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:08, archived)
# 'ning
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:39, archived)
# LOLO!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:40, archived)
# Ferrari?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:40, archived)
# you know, I don't think thats really what peripheral vision means.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:46, archived)
# OMG!
*hides embarrassment under a pillow*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:48, archived)
# ownd.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:50, archived)
# pfffttt....
good one Doc!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:34, archived)
# How go into the corner and think about what you have done!
*rolls up newspaper*

'ning and woo.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:40, archived)
# 'ning chap
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:41, archived)
# And how are things in the world or hot bakery merriment?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:41, archived)
# a bit rubbish really
I'm too busy to do all the things I want to be doing and ther is no end in sight :(
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:42, archived)
# JEsus tell me about it
I think I've had about 3 hours for b3ta this week and I'm only on now as I got into the office early.

Oh did you ever get round to using any of that incense?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:44, archived)
# yes, very pleasant indeed
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:45, archived)
# Well
She made great incense, was an outstanding shag but a really crap girlfriend:P
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:48, archived)
# ha!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:41, archived)
# I will let this pass as it's a Friday!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:41, archived)
# A SPANG UPON YOU, MR TOAST
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:47, archived)
# It would probably help me wake up a bit
ta :D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:50, archived)
# ace
hahah

hadn't got this far!

woo!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)
# hahah
thats good! *clix*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:55, archived)
# THIS IS AN ACURATE REPRESENTATION OF WHAT I LOOK LIKE IN R/L, YOU CAN BELIVE ME, INTERNET. I WOULD NEVER MAKE MYSELF LOOK BETTER IN DRAWING FORM THEN I DO FOR REAL.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:37, archived)
# you look like a snake and go about scaring beardy people?
nice!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:39, archived)
# HE LOOKS LIKE A SNAKE ALRIGHT.. I'VE SAID TOO MUCH.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:47, archived)
# ITS SELF INDULGENCE AND ITS FUCKq
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:39, archived)
# I WILL BUY SOME TOYS
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:43, archived)
# REAL LIFE STORIES JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE WITH SEXSLAVE ANIMALWOMEN AND ACTION ADVENTURE HAMBURGER EATING FUN.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:45, archived)
# JUST LIKE SISTER RAY SAID.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:46, archived)
# hahaha yay!
you're back on form doc, more please
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:46, archived)
# I don't know, maybe later, i've got some stuff I'm cooking up,
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:48, archived)
# and after I'm done with the meth I'll make some pictures.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:48, archived)
# your pictures genuinely make me laugh
and that's what's important
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:20, archived)
# It am sleepeh tiems.

Dammit, now i want a Davy Jones Plush!

edit:g'night, all!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:56, archived)
# YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF AAAAGGGHHH TENTACLES!
 
GOODNIGHT SWEET FOOF
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 6:58, archived)
# OH MY GOD ITS LIKE A FETISH MACHINE.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:01, archived)
# PATENT PENDING, NO MONEY BACK.
 
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:06, archived)
# MASS DISTRIBUTION
COIN OPERATED AND ON EVERY STREET.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:08, archived)
# Hahaha nice
Very similar to a South Park episode!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:22, archived)
# =o
*fears*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:35, archived)
# WOW, I SHOULD START DRAWING PICTURES OF MYSELF SO I CAN BE COOL LIKE FOOF AND JOLLY JAX.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:03, archived)
# hahaha
You're an angry young man ;)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:05, archived)
# I've heard that said about me, not just here but also on ytmnd
where did this start, that I was an angry young man, did I say it?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:07, archived)
# I dunno, I just saw someone say it the other day
and then you correcting them

I think everyone just makes the same assumption as soon as they see the capslock
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:12, archived)
# CAPSLOCK?! PREPARE TO DIE.
 

 
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:16, archived)
# I CAN'T SAY IT ENOUGH.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:22, archived)
# *runs*


I use capslock the shift key a lot in work emails. It tends to get things done
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:23, archived)
# AWESOME. I LIKE YOUR STYLE.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:26, archived)
# THANK YOU
BUT ITS NOT MY STYLE IS IT, IT'S DOCTOR DYSLEXIAS.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:28, archived)
# IF IT WAS MY STYLE, YOU WOULD HAVE ENDED THAT SENTANCE WITH A FULL STOP, DICKBUTT.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:30, archived)
# YEAH ITS FIXED NOW.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:33, archived)
# DO IT!
THE WORLD DEMANDS IT. AND BY WORLD I MEAN ME.
AND BY ME, I MEAN THE BRAINSLUG ATTACHED TO MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolZZZZZ!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:08, archived)
# YOU TOTALLY SHOULD. YOUR PICTURES ARE FREAKIN AWESOME.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:10, archived)
# That's really cool
Woo! :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:04, archived)
# Ningty night mate
What the fuck happened here last night?! Was it national TOAP night or summit?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:08, archived)
# just the usual faggotry.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:09, archived)
# SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:10, archived)
# I SAID
Rapitinui smells of otter mimsi

EDIT: Small world. I used to go out with someone from Aotearoa. I still have the Aotearoa keyring to prove it:P

EDIT EDIT: HA! You don't have much to say to that do you?! I know the other person in Aotearoa!!!:P
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:11, archived)
# SIK BURN, MAN.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:13, archived)
# IT'S NOT FAIR. I'M NOT EVEN ALLOWED IN THE ZOO ANY MORE.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:14, archived)
# I HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH JERKING OFF TO NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC SPECIALS.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:16, archived)
# I THOUGHT THATS WHAT YOU HAD CATS FOR.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:23, archived)
# NAH, THAT STUCK-UP FURBAG NEVER PUTS OUT.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:31, archived)
# You have such a COLOURFUL life, Ms Foofski!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:27, archived)
# I REALLY HOPE THAT IS MASTERFULLY EXECUTED IRONY.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:34, archived)
# I really could not tell, and I if anyone should be able to tell when satire is in place.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:40, archived)
# It does prove my theory though!
EDIT: Psst you're meant to ask me what my theory is!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:38, archived)
# Ooooooooookay seeing that you asked so persistantly
The theory is that foof is 50 foot tall hence the teeny ickle Davy Jones.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:49, archived)
# OH BOY, I HOPE SHE IS FIFTY FEET TALL.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 8:42, archived)

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