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# it's self love caturday
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
# genius!
*ker-lick*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)
# no, it's my b3taday!
\o/ Woo! to yet another Garfield pic

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:12, archived)
# top eye action
*click* hummannaHummannahummanna Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# I'm off out for a last pint and a smoke indoors



Fucking health freak bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
# I should think Che would ignore the ban
being all anti-government and all...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Yeah..
Those inconsiderate health freaks not wanting to be poisoned by the smoke other people are kind enough to share with them!

Don't they know smoking's really cool?! I'm sure they're just jealous of smokers, and it's nothing to do with being sick of coming home smelling every time they go out for a drink, nor anything to do with not wanting cancer.

Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
# amazing
Exactly 4 minutes until some rabid anti smoking goon throws their toys out of the fucking pram.

You won.

Nothing worse than a poor winner. Now go back to your nut roast, guardian media section and pilates and let the rest of us savour one last night on the pop with a ciggie.

You may very well live longer than me, but i bet i feels a LOT longer for those around you.
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:11, archived)
# fuck off you prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Rabid Anti-Smoking goon?
No sorry, you don't get to take the high ground.

Yeah you smoke, I get it, good for you. But why the fuck should I have to share it? Why should I have to shower after a night out in a pub because I stink of other people's smoke? Why should I be made to cough and have itchy eyeballs all evening just because you want to kill yourself a bit quicker?

On that note, I'm off out. And hopefully if I come home smokey, it will be the last time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Oh jog on,
you ignorant prick
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Hope you get rained on you misery
C];0p

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)
# hey guys?
can we talk about something that won't stir people up so much?

...like politics or religion
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Admiral Ackbar!
*sets self on fire*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)
#
*drives into terminal building*
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Our doors can't repel
4x4s of that magnitude!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:29, archived)
#
:D hahaa!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Maddy?
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:25, archived)
# well he's blatantly fishing
for uproar amongst the militants.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:26, archived)
# You are correct
All non-smokers are horribly opinionated vegetarian health freaks who go out of their way to bore their friends senseless!

Collect ten points, and a prize for crass generalisations
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)
# I know
I am!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)
# four and a half hours to go?

ciggy boy is not happy but will light up indifferently!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Wot? No Jeep Cherokee?
*gasp*
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Nostrilla does not know whether to be happy or sad.
She promises to be happy if you set her as wallpaper at your place of work. :P



Click for bigger (132KB)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Queen
looking through a kaleidoscope?
(Charles Hawtrey, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)
# I like your wallpapers
I was trying to re-wallpaper this www.mansfield.ox.ac.uk/conferences/tower-room.jpg
with it, but I've given up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:22, archived)
# I actually want to try it.
i'll be back*



*or not
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:26, archived)
# send me a message if you finish it, or I'll forget to check :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Quick question (sorry for no picture)
But does anyone have any tutorials of how to make a moving background? I remember seeing one once, but can't for the life of me think where.

EDIT: Thanks a lot guys! I repent for my heinous sin of lack of picture.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:54, archived)
# THIS IS NOT THE TALK BOARD
And no
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
#
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:11, archived)
# I go on /talk a lot
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Hmmm....didn't Maiden do these
or some other female b3tan from a while back

/edit: here you go: www.maidenart.co.uk/scrolling-background.html
and now only make new threads with a picture in it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Right you are . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
# That
is a face of pure dreamy pleasure . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:11, archived)
# I don't really understand how that works :(
If you scroll an image off the right hand side of the screen, surely it just leaves a blank space on the left hand side?

Far too advanced for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)
# you need at least two of those images
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
# That doesn't explain much :[
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# B3ta user Maiden made a tutorial a while back
wait 5 mins for link...

[edit] Here you go: www.maidenart.co.uk/tutorials.php
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
# you should have posted this in an existing thread really
but lemony has some i think (google is your friend)
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
# I don't see any repenting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Chody Magenta & Noose = Guess who
(ScrewiLewi, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:52, archived)
# It's Rob!
I like how you change his hairstyle!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:53, archived)
# If you have any 3D glasses, put them on now

This is SORT of 3D... If you have any 3D pics please post them too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:50, archived)
# No don't, because I don't have 3d glasses
I see you got your icon
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Aye
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I tried making a 3D image before
but it came out shit.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Stereo anaglyph of the California Capitol in Sacramento:

Click for big and legible enough for the 3D to work

Or for those with no 3D glasses:

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# ooooh
Thats lervlee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:58, archived)
# My girlfriend taught me to make those
she in turn was taught at college, where her professor had worked for NASA, processing all the photos taken my the Mars rover (all the mars photos are taken in stereo).
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Stunning
effect!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Anychance you could share your knowledge?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Mars Rover images
Spirit
Opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:21, archived)
# *shudders*
but in a good way - nice motion!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Just two photos
with a step to the side between.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
# put your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight....
sorry - nice pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
# But...
how do you merge them into the single image?
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)
# nice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Hooray!
I picked up some free 3d glasses with one of the free evening rags this week for precisely this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
# YAYAYAYAYAY 3d 3d3d3d

Click for surgeon general's BIG warning
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:10, archived)
# last one of these unless i get some startling inspiration


anyway our last day of smoking freedom is upon us.
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Dancing man, roffle
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42446000/jpg/_42446956_ugc4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:50, archived)
# cha cha cha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:51, archived)
# {:n[D}
^^ It's you
:D
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# The Crazy Mixed Up World Of Arthur Brown
got a job at an airport?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Astoundingly dull
Progress report

Feet before and after. Apologies for the bad photo.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:43, archived)
# has he got
a knob yet?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:44, archived)
# haha ^This
:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:45, archived)
# No, and he's not going to get one, for the same reason he's not getting internal organs
because they won't be visible.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:46, archived)
# how high is the
finished piece going to be?
- thats a whole lot of work you've done!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Somewhere between 8 and 9 inches
a little over 10 including the wooden stand
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)
# i doff my cap in your direction
and admire you perseverance!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Well, of course it has bindun

or so I imagine
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Is the front one Chris Benoit?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# is that faith at the back
really doesn't look like her
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:36, archived)
# it sure is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:37, archived)
# who is it on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Dawn
Innit.
(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Death Metal Punnage!
Very woo
(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:36, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:37, archived)
# :)
I can't for the life of me get into that Christ Illusion album.
But then again, I reckon they should've packed up after South Of Heaven..
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:37, archived)
# no way
then they wouldn't have made Devine Intervention
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:38, archived)
# I hate the guitar tone on C.I,
too fizzy, not like the tight distortion on Reign In Blood.
(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Seasons in the Abyss
was alright.

Divine Intervention was a bit shouty and I lost interest after that.

Cult is a great song though.
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)
# My keeper
Clickie superbiggiemykeeper
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Jesus
Saves

Put WWID on his shirt
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Another pic you found on the net?
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Nope
It's Jean Marie Pfaff!
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:36, archived)
# You know
your previous actions really have me wondering if you made this yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# all by my self
and a little help from J. off course..
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# cool
Jesus does a mean job
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Not to mention the source
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Cheaters never win . . .
and visa versa . . .

So keep it to yourself . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# I made it
stupid cunt
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Calm down there
no need for such language.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Don't
you play footy . . . . silly?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Just
fuck off
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:43, archived)
# I think 4chan
would be better suited for you.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:43, archived)
# I think driving a burning car into an airport of his choice
would be better suited for him
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Your gay ass
is suited for everybody who want herpes,anal-knightrider
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:47, archived)
# ^ If this post doesn't get FP'd
I'll eat my hat
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Your mothers cunt
suited me better
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Your mum jokes
The best thing to do when you can't think of a sensible insult.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:00, archived)
#  
Last time i post something on this nerdy Brittish tight ass cunt board...
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:44, archived)
# : -{ D
Compo it!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:47, archived)
# piss off
compo your little dick,cocksucker
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Good idea!
You're a smart guy.

We should talk more
:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:48, archived)
# How topping!
And all that stereotypical crap Americunts expect us to say.

If you think we are 'nerds' then why are you trying to seek our approval by posting your work?

What the hell does that make you?
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:49, archived)
# I think he's a Belgianish
or possibly from Hollandaise.

Either way, he's packed full of 100% win!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:51, archived)
# you're a mindless shitcunt
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Third time you promise us this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:10, archived)
# I bet he's good with those crosses!
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# HRH Sir Prince Plug
(Charles Hawtrey, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Another FP I'll wager
:)
Bloody brilliant job!

Edit : Yep, I knew it.
Nice work on the FP again!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# It is and all
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:42, archived)
# ha ha top shop
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# *waves*
i have a cold *sneezes*

EDIT: and woo to the frontpage, my head is fuzzy and i am not thinking straight
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:50, archived)
# hahaha!
another ace one, you talented bugger : )

edit: haha! 4 for 4, grats on yet another superb FP you fucking legend :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Hehe
Nicely done!

Another FP? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# heh
surely imposssible
(Charles Hawtrey, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
#
surely imposssible a dead cert ;)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Woo!
I find your lack of fail disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# woo
very good.

Congrats on the times thing also, just read it on your blog.
(ScrewiLewi, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Cheeky
;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
# where
have you been all my life?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# b3taful.
simply b3taful.
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:43, archived)
# What?
A picture of Charles with sticky out ears and stuff? Hasn't this sort of stuff been done by cartoonists for about 20 years?
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Plug
Methinks someone never read the Beano...

Congrats, CH...three images on the FP at the same time!

[Happosai]
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:50, archived)
# wtf
it's been FP'd!?
so could've been 4 but it's knocked my 1st off. :(
(Charles Hawtrey, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Oh right, yeah
Plug from the Bash Street kids. I get it now.

Make your next picture 281px wide.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Yeah.
If only he'd just stuck some text on it.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
# so that's FP #4.
You are Rob Manuel's secret boyfriend AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Haha, this^
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Dear god i love the Beano
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:48, archived)
# someone please explain this to me.
It's very well shopped, but I am clearly missing the joke contained therein.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# er...
there isnt one really
(Charles Hawtrey, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:00, archived)
#
Scroll down a bit and you will see Plug from the Bash Street Kids

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)
# ah, cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Bloody great!
Bloody talented n00bs.

Whinge...growl...
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:58, archived)
# yikes...
who from viz does that remind me of? WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Gilbert Ratchet?
images.google.com/images?svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1T4RNWE_en___GB217&q=gilbert+ratchet+viz
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Cocking Hell man!
slow down! You're making us oldies look shit! Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
# ENOUGH with the sk1llz already.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)
# God, I used to love Bash Street!
You get a click for made me all warm and fuzzy with nostalgia.
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:08, archived)
# You, Sir...
...are on a bloody roll.

Keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Congratulations
on your 1000th FP this week.
* been sleeping with the admin again? ;n)
* disclaimer: the man is a genuine talent and Woo to that
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Another FP! Woo!
Conpsiracy theories abound!
You are:
A/ a mod
B/ sleeping with a mod
C/Leningrad or the Great Architect!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# all
3 ;)
(Charles Hawtrey, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 23:48, archived)
# he's damned better than me at 'shopping
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# brilliant stuff, you sir, are fast becoming the stuff of B3ta Legend
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Best noob since Happy Toast :)
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Nice work
Showing your age though. He used to be called "Pug" when I read the Beano
(Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)
# in the 50s?
I'm not quite that old.

ta
(Charles Hawtrey, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)
# awesome
that's a truly awesome post
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# fantastic stuff again Charles
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:37, archived)
# During my Flight Officer safety training...
We got to play with these heat-retardent hoods with a rubber seal for the neck

I couldn't resist a photo oppertunity
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:26, archived)
# WOO for Techno-Goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# no ring
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# someone please
use photoshop to spray Kirk Johnson silver
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# This wasn't at Glasgow airport was it.
I think your training drill might be on the news.
(Woody999, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHA....retardent
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# *imagines Treebeard with Downs Syndrome*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:33, archived)
# That wasn't so hard to imagine!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Just
don't let it destroy you
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Great. It's in my head.
Thanks. Arg.
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:40, archived)
# New shoes banjo blues . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Parkinsons?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:13, archived)
# No, converse I think
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Good
lookin' out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# I'm wearing some at the moment : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Good idea . . .
I imagine Fred would have a tough time chewing on them!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
# I smeared the soles with flesh eating bacteria
just to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)
# :)
Nicely animated
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:21, archived)
# This time . . .
I hope that you are full of right . . .
ha haaa . . . thanx
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:39, archived)
# They're on the wrong feet!
no wonder he's got the blues.
(bl33dingsaint how's your father?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Right you are . . .
bluesers can't be choosers . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
# brilliant....

my cat wants to know if he jam for a bit!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Whose is the cat drumming pic?
Quick, get the band together!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:24, archived)
# not sure who's that was....

but i got some feline keyboards from earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Oh yeah !
It's all comin' to gether now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Kitty
is in tune too! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:25, archived)
# What a coincidence...
I just got a pair of black and white converse today.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Cool . . .
maybe you could get cousin Chuck to autograph them . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:37, archived)
# I think i might have found the problem lads....


Lads? Lads? Yoo hoo?!?
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Apparently all Tesco Metro's have been put on high alert.
(Woody999, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Their plowmans pickle sandwiches
are enough to kill anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:15, archived)
# I reckon it was a couple of b3tans..
..Or at least someone with a sense of humour.

Driving a burning car into an airport terminal, both genius and ridiculous!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:12, archived)
# I still think that Blair is behind it all.
Get out of power, set off a couple of bombs and wait for people to ask you back in!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:15, archived)
# This was after they caught
a muslim man trying to drive his car through a hydro-electric generator. Police think it's the start of the month of Ram a dam.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:16, archived)
# I predict this to be the most told joke on b3ta this week
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:18, archived)
# And so it should be.
There must be a couple of peeps who havn't read it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:19, archived)
# hmm
I am not a speed reader. Is it funny?
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:21, archived)
# There you go, slowed down for the slow.
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Animation
What animation software do other b3tans use? I want to try some and need something easy to use.
(the.gregster, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:02, archived)
# *flames*
With My Cock
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:03, archived)
#

But since you asked, I use ImageReady
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
#
Flash.
(Woody999, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:05, archived)
# other b3tans use shit and twigs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:05, archived)
# if you have any other pictures that you made to hand, you can edit one into your post.
then people will be much more inclined to help.

I use imageready, or unfreez when imageready isn't available.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:05, archived)
# lazy
and a little witchcraft too
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Oh yes, I forget about unfreez.
Any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:08, archived)
# it is very small and fast,
but it has no frame-disposal options, so the size of the anim is the total of all the individual frames.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:12, archived)
# They use a program called goatse
Google it
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:07, archived)
# There are some other versions available.
Tubgirl and ilovehorses
(Woody999, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Don't forget
lemonparty
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Aaaaaargh
... Why did I Google that?

*Bleaches Eyes & Brain*
(I helped save b3ta! philiphunter is liable to flooding, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Microsoft Works is the standard, I believe.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:07, archived)
# not on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:33, archived)
# The most popular programs seems to be
Flash and Photoshop/ImageReady.
They're not cheap though. Free options include The Gimp and...
uh... that other one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:07, archived)
# I use this though ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:10, archived)
# MS Paint
and spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)
# imageready
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Imageready
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:24, archived)
# A pic I did a very long time ago...


It's still funny though, might redo it without all the seams and shite glow.
(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Fozzy Osbourn?
Quality!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless Rat Standing here in my Reckless Hat on --->, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Ozzy, Rhoads,
all the 80's guys. He's a tribute to 80's Metal through the genius of Fozzy Bear.
(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:07, archived)
# woo! \m/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Dark Throne?
nah!

Woo to pic!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Yes Darkthrone!
It doesn't get much better than Darkthrone.

Thank you muchly.
(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:09, archived)
# They're okay
but I could name a couple of bands that are actually better though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Of course,
But I just freakin' love Black Metal.

EDIT: Just saw your music profile whats-a-ma-jigger. Good taste my man, good taste indeed....
(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Muppet Band FTW!

Woo and *click* Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:25, archived)
# 1st and last Gaahfeeld, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
# What a bizarre erection..
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Belly button
erection
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Well that's cats ..
hidden tackle
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Naughty Garfield
lmfao!!!!!
(the.gregster, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:00, archived)
# :D
haha
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:01, archived)
# pffft
still got a smile on his chops :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Hah!
Still a stiffy joke too
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:03, archived)
# oh dear
bad pun, very bad pun!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:05, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:04, archived)
# : )
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:15, archived)
# genius
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:22, archived)
# brill
that would deserve an Fp if it wasnt so wide
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
billiant!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Cluedo WWE style!


Click for bigger (52KB)
(the.gregster, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Nice lurkage there!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Pen spinning action

for an anim im working on.. (no prizes for guessing what film this bits from)
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# That's top shoppery.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# reminds me of the nervous guy from golden eye
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# I think it's meant to.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# IS the nervous guy from goldeneye
Boris Grishenko
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Mucho Woo for this too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:10, archived)
# I AM INWINCIBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# marvelous!
simply *click* brilliant!


(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Holy
Golden Japs Eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Very nice!
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Brilliant!
Can't wait for the animation. Your animations never fail to make me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Very ace
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Sweeeeet
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Massive Woo to the pic.
Very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)
# To You, To Me
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Fuck me thats funny
That made me laugh out loud. Bravo.
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# WOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Arf!
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# haha
they just had a crank caller on BBC News 24

You could clearly hear laughing on the line as the guy spoke in a thick Glaswegian accent about "weans gan mental"

Brill!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# I wish I'd heard that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# But...
The terrorists were Asian...
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# I bet they weren't
I bet they were English.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# I bet they were Scottish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:08, archived)
# It's all part of a cunning plan...
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# OOF!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# It's from the "shop a joke wot I heard down the pub last night"
school of thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# ooof
that's awful.

/burns pun embassy
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# haha ha ha
This is a motherload of humour. Incompetent home grown terrorists and unseasonal rain. Whats not to love?
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Hahaha
*sends to entire phonebook*
(geekboy Hillbilly., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:15, archived)
# *Hoots*
That's aceing ace that is
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Burns Night...
...came a bit later than usual this year?
(My Name Here, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
hoots& woos mon!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# omg
hahaha *click*
(I helped save b3ta! johnsto, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)

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