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# elastic linnet
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# booiinng!
*click*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# how rare
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Haha
How rare!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# wow (not you fae)
what rare mind piss!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Hehe
Great minds.
Or something.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# HAHAHA
The lesser spotted tongtit!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Bill Oddie would not approve
which makes this good
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Linnet tongs are so hard to get hold of these days
making this double-woo!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Ning peeps.

What should I draw the'day?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# BIG FUCKIN TITS
i mean why change?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# the sexy results?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I got the sexy result
they were 13-12
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I know!
Who would have thunk it!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# scarlet sitting in a tree
eating a bag of peanuts

you know, cos she's a squirrel

edit: your handwriting's appalling!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *beats scribe*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *sigh*
wish i had a scribe
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I had a Bard for a while......
....but he was arrested for inappropriate use of a lute.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Get out!
Yer Bard!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# yeah they'll do that
filthy beggars that they are
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# First chance they get...
...they go out luteing. Bastards.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Bardstards, Shirley?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Killzone 2 mayhem
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# SA twister!
With scarlet being silly.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Didn't know
they had tornadoes in South Africa
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# That's coz you're thick.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# thanks for noticing
but stop looking at my packet now please
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# *puts down microscope*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Ah finally
the wit emerges
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# ^ ^ This!
With Pip being a Bad Penguin. In the way he is.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# ^^ This
Definitely this.

Or Ker-Plunk.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# " The gallery of a thousand boobies "
or..
- the follow-up image of Sushi Drop
- chloe & gigi
- a porcupine

Ning. Sir Jolly Jack.
Very woo sketch I must say.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# That Chloe & Gigi pic was a one-off.
A commission by a French bird......called Gigi.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# oh well..
we can't complain..

A scene from Monty Python would be nice too:
Ministry of Silly Walks.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# hmmm
Jose, posing as a door, gets his knob shot off.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# I choose to pearoast, the JJ sugestifier!



Just press 'Esc' and suggest it to JJ :)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *boke*
rob with tits
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# ok..
thats rob i think.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# i got Rob
not fair. sexy, but not fair.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# There's an alarming number of people getting Rob
he's a 1/14 chance, so I think your subconcious is trying to tell you something...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I just want rob with tits
I didn't even use the suggestifier
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# I am assured he already has tits
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# I got a skunk.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# SKUNK WITH TITS WITH SOME SKUNK
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Stoat in a bikini!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Sorry
about the closest I had on there to a weasel
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# a ferret with tits yay!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# FERRETNORKS FTW!
i'd like to see that in razzle!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Can I have a cliched pin-up lady please?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Request on behalf of a friend
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha
NAUGHTY DEBBILGRRRL!
*spanks*

edit: gone where?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# I SO am!
:P


/edit/ gone off into a concupiscent daydream
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# yes you are
*spanks repeatedly*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# *yelps*
;)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# i'm going to get a cup of tea,
you want one?
*removes ball gag so you can answer*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Yeah grab me some lunch while you're at it
I'm starving after all that exertion this morning
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# LA LA LA LA LA
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Obelix fisting Asterix
and wearing him like a glove, before giving a "Punch-and-Judy" show to kids.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# this one
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# *votes*

Or... how about a fwappable version of that sexy bird that Obelix has the hots for... Panacea
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Arthur Dent and Marvin the Paranoid Android
doing stuff. Arthur likes tea and Marvin is depressed. You know.

Probably involving cake.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Tits
with tits
with tits
with tits
with tits
...etc.

Like fractal tits.
Fractits.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Something from Half-Life 2
'ning JJ
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# ^ This
with bells on! (not literally)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Scarlet playing the role of Dog, leaping towards a Pip-esque Strider
While Kat/Alyx and Art/Gordon look on.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# 'ningles JJ
Proper answer this time:

Steampunk SA crew please!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Genius!
So THAT'S your secret?

I just thought you were a rather talented artist with a propensity toward drawing anthropomorphic female animals with big tits... :)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# I don't really have a penchant for them.
If you look at most of the pics I post, they're the same 3 or 4 characters over and over again.
Most of my other arty creations are human.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# except when you're being extra nice to me and drawing horny fauns and demons
*flutters eyelashes*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# You really have a thing for those beasties, don't you?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Ho yes!
Nothing quite like a dirty old devil! :D
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# DAMMIT!
Stop contradicting me! :-)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# sorry :P
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# One of those arty Chinese movies with really inventive and well-choreographed fight scenes
except with erect penises and bukkake
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I want
A picture of a Dragon.

(you can include the large breasted virgin tied to a pole if you wish but the dragon is the most important thing)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# One of Pips Fantasies
That Bird Worries me!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Anyone want any cake? I have eaten 60% of it and I think I'm going to do a sick.


Click for bigger (255KB)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# click for bigger unshopped cake?
ok.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# That is automatically generated
so soak it up.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# you could edit it before posting....
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# is that
some kind of coffee cake ?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# looks like a good one
capuccino? caramel? ginger?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Capuccino.
It's very nice but very sickening.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Ew!
*bokes*

chocolate next time please
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# all of those flavours are good
...damnit am gonna have to go buy cake now ^_^
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# looks nice
in other news, a piece of software i use has a menu item
'my uncompleted items'
shouldn't it be 'my incomplete items'

it's doing my fucking crust
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# it's doing what to your crust?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# 'Doing!'
/onomatopoeia
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# :D
I'm gonig to get you a pipe so you can jab it in people's direction when you're having a go at them.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# i keep trying to persuade mictogirl to let me smoke a pipe
but she has a large number of very reasonable objections
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# I am warming to this whole pipe-smoking thing at the moment
but dear lord it really does smell
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I was in a supermarket
in Ilkley the other week, and their express lane actually said "10 items or fewer."
Hats off to them, I say!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# No wai!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Yes way.
I was astounded.
And then astounded by the fact of being astounded. I was stuck in a swirling loop of astonishment for some small time.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# HURRAH!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# I fucking hate it when they have "blogs" in newspapers..
Surely it's not a "weblog" then is it?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your cake?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Because you didn't scroll up or down and
look at something else. Lets face it though, you want it.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# ITS GOT COFFEE IN IT.
no one wants coffee.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Friday night is curry night...


*Edit* May as well plonk these two in with the same post too.



(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# and I ate them up
with some raita and some lime pickle
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Right that's dinner sorted.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# I have curry for lunch today (again)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# for dindins tonight I am making enchiladas
I have decided. Diet befucked!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# *drools*
I be loving enchilladas
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# They are pretty lovely.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Ooh ooh I want them too!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# that sounds like a spell from harry potter
*waves wand*
DIETBEFUCKED!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# stop waving that thing around...
you'll definitely NOT have someone's eye out with that thing!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# oh you cheeky mare
*batters to death with my enormous penis*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# ew
'batter'-ed to death!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# It might be mexican night at home
must call Mrs S
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] No doubt been done
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# nope
not once
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Yup
That's a new un sure enough.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Oh indeed.
www.b3ta.com/challenge/muppets/

All the previously done ones are here.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Indeed
off to spend ages trawling through 17 pages of piccies....

I think not.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Better to do that
than spend ages on a pic only to see it shunned. :)
*shuns*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# i think
thats kind of the idea though. that you think about something, see if it has been done, then if not do it, if it has leave it.

I could flow diagram this for clarity if required....
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# *takes notes*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *takes pen*
stop writing please
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# nope
not seen it



yours is woo!

I can never be arsed to trawl through all the entries either
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# It's a pain in the bum when the compos popular
All the Hot Fozzis have been woo, including these two :)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I don't get on with the film ones
cos I do lots of film stuff anyway...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# no, most of them put Hot Fozz
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Heheh
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# it matters not
this is your 'take' on it and for what its worth *click*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# What he said ^^
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# yay!
'subscribes'
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Awwww....
What a lovely first image of the day. 'Ning sir.

Woo!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# 'Ning Alf!
ta
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I just love
how kittens have that fuzzy baby fur.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# feels nice against your nuts
doesn't it?



I've said too much
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# (|)_(|)
BAD MINK!

testicles are not balls of wool
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# hmph
spoilsport
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Oh dear christ
You've gone and made me feel all funny now

;)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# I have to go to a meeting now with that image in my head
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Of me feeling funny, or of kitten fur against your nuts?
Or maybe me gently rubbing kittens against Aphex's nuts and feeling funny perhaps?

o_O
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# i don't think you can rub kittens
against anything gently

better to just skin them, then rub their furry pelt against my nuts

=D
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Course you can
You've not been trying!
The really little ones don't put up much of a fight.

A kitten did suck my nipple once. Completely of it's own volition, I might add, and not for very long because it fucking hurt. Teeth like needles!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# only cos it hurt?
not cos it's fucking wrong!

also kittens can't retract their claws.
i don't really fancy a shredded scrotum
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Oh yeah, that too
the wrongness

*nods*

yeah, that.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# o_O
*reservations*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Pffft
Wish I'd never mentioned it now!

Of course it grossed me right out. And it fucking hurt. But the bloody thing just did it. You know how it is, you're all snuggled up in bed with a sweet little kitten and something wholy inappropriate occurs.
I refuse to be judged on the basis of this!!!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# really?
why?
cos i mentioned my nuts?

; D
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Juxtaposition of fluff and nuts
*watches crazy crawling*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha
make them warm then cold, warm then cold etc.

hypnotic
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *sigh*
hmmm what, sorry, what were we talking about again?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# you alternating between
making my nuts cold by blowing on them
then making them warm again by sucking them

i think

; D
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *gone*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# hehehehe :)
That is woo!

have some spiderman i did yesterday.
Edit: without a web better?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# did you use the magic wand to make that?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# a graphics tablet.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Yay for Fluffehs!


(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# *buys*
rather read about fluff than 'celebrities'
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# wow
that's cute
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] resevoir frogs


Click for sex
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Hehehe
"click for exactly the same, but as a .bmp"
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# woot!
thanks!

*first successful compo entry*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# You're welcome...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# pfft...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Define non-suckage.
ooooh, hark at her etc
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Blowage?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# i see bunnies every day
there's loads of them round my office!

'ning lovely
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# We used to have loads around my college
Ningles dearie!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I have 3 living in my garden
they share 11 legs and 2 mullets
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# I've always got squirells fighting in my garden
i will film them one day. It's frightening
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Needs more
'Non'.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# THERE IS ONLY ONE FROG
PLEASE DEFINE 'FROGS'
DO FROGS LIVE IN RESERVOIRS? I SUPPOSE THEY MIGHT. THEY DON'T WEAR SUITS THOUGH. ARE THEY CALLED MR GREEN.
I HAVE A COLD
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I don't have a cold, but I do have hayfever.
Ning griff.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I have hay fever also
its a wonderful combination

ning wowwy
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# *does a little two step*
*sings* oh he may fill your life with love but not your backdoor cavity, and til he takes you up to heaven I will take you anally, because your heart belongs to Jesus, but your ass belongs to me....

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# am I about to be raped?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# did i just see you cross your fingers?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# the elastic has gone in my pance!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Nah, I'm singing Howling Willie Cunt.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# sounds painful
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# It's Ginger from the Wildhearts
writing extremely offensive country songs about anal sex, bestiality, paedophilia (called tiny fingers) and other such things.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# ahhh
I have the Wildhearts Greatest Hits. I bought it on a whim as I'd never heard of them

might have to give it another listen
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Nah, fuck that.
Go and get some Howling Willie Cunt, it's all you need.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# 'ningles sniffly Griffin
*rustles up Debbilgrrrrl hot toddy*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# mmmmm
hot toddies are dangerous things

I could drink them all night


(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Vere good for you,
booze.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I clicked
wheres my sex?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# pfffttt.....
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# w00t!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# After seeing earlier posts
I've decided to jump on the bandwagon =D
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# and nicely done too
woo!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# oof
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# hello fiddy
/gets coat
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# in case this develops into a bandwagon
i claim
hello shitty
hello city
hello pretty
hello kitt (knightrider)
yellow kitty
mellow kitty
below kitty
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Hello Spitty (the dog)
Hello Fliddy
...
...

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Kitney Spears
Kitty Woman

erm...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# hello bitty?
Doesn't anyone remember Bitty Maclean?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# google said he had non-sexist, non-homophobic, anti-drug views
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Eh?
Sorry prodge, but I've read that sentence about ten times now and I still don't get it.

Sorry all, I'm having a dense moment.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# jiggles text...sorry :D


I'm having a hungover to buggery moment :)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Serves you right for drinking, you dirty, dirty girl.
;-)

Tonight I'm going to go home, roll a fat one and watch Torchwood and I don't care who judges me!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I'm rolling a fat one now...get it round ye ;)x
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Are you calling me fat you little oik?
Oh I don't know.

I'm very confused today.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# NO NO NOOO!!!..never

It's just a nice way of saying

"get it right up ye!" :)

/glasgow slang blog
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Oh I seeee!
;-)

I wouldn't mind if you were, I'm hardly diminutive.

:D
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Yes.
He had a song about precipitation, correct?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# I don't know
it was school disco period for me, I believe.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Me too.
So how do I remember? I clearly didn't take enough drugs.

Oh wait, yes I did.

Anyway, for the record, it was raining, it was raining...tears from his eyes.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Oh now hang on....
no, you've just got UB40 in my head now.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# You must have tardis head.
There's about twenty of the Brummie cunts.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# There's a lot of space in my head.
I don't waste a lot of it on normal things.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Vaguely.
Can't say he made a huge impact on my memory, though.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Pointless things I don't need to remember usually do on mine.
Know what I was thinking about last night?

3T.

No, no idea why.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# What is a 3T?
Is it a dyslexic Arnold Schwarzenegger sequel?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# black 3 piece american boyband.
All had names beginning with T, I believe.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# i also belive they are michael jacksons nephews
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Orly?
Well I never.

Hang on, I know why I've heard of them (was roungly ten and a girl at the time)

....what's your excuse?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# i'm old
edit: and they were on that big breakfast thingy programme
on channel 4
which i liked at the time
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# *gropes*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# oh, i'm really
really old
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# ew!
hehe

come on now, even I have my limits.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# dammit!
ok then i'm just a bit old.
how's that?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Perfect!
*sexes repeatedly*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# hello fliddy
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Hello Mindpiss
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# haha ^_^ woo
nicely
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# If it does develop into a bandwagon...
I'm so very sorry.

But that is cocking ace!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# haha!
dat is blingin'
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Init !
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# fo' sho'
*respects*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# word
fo shizzle ...etc and such forth ^_^

*gives up and gets pipe and slippers
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I know it's not Sunday but...
the grounds around my office are home to a lot of
wild rabbits. I've never been able to get close
enough to one to take a picture.
Until today!


'ning all
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# ZOOM IN
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# that is it zoomed in!
camera phone.

edit: i should bring my proper camera to work.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# get Getty Images on the phone!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# seen my pic of Eilean Donan on flickr
I'm waiting for Getty to phone me...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# get CSI on the case
If we can just get the reflection of the photographer in Rabbit's eye...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# :D
hahaha
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# ^
this could be a million different things.
i shall put my 5 pounds on a blurry version of goatse
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I'm sorry.
I know it's an eye but all I can think of is a tiny little bunny bunghole.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# haha >.<
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Just like the one
i found in my roast bunny on sunday...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# RIAP!*
*rabbit in a picture

How's my saucy little Mink-pot this unlucky 'ning, hmm?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# i'm just fine and dandy
why's it an unlucky 'ning?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# 'tis Friday the 13th
I think.

Not been too unlucky for me so far I have to say ... quite the opposite.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# am i going to have to put my fingers in my ears?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# *nods*
Fingers were quite definitely not in ears this morning.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# LA LA LA LA LA
I'M NOT LISTENING
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# awwwww
lovely bit of fluff
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I saw a rabbit once
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I thought that was a Hare?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# what?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# me too


Although I suspect it was a baby hare
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# That's like a slightly more grown up spacktard bunny.
bottom of your profile bunny, you know.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Well that one I saw was a rabbit
I don't think there are any hares in Sutton Park
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# That's a
leverate.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# It's L-E-V-E-R-E-T
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# No it's not
Leveret is not a hyphenated word.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Pfft
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# My god! I got a letter wrong?
Slow day at the office it is?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# No, you got a whole word wrong
What office?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# mmm
Warm Leveret
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# BUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNY
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# yum yum yum
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# You've scared it away :(
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# *snares*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# I needs painkillers......

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# I scared the shit out of a squirrel today
I was trying to get a picture of him on a cool looking tree. I kept circling around to try and get him in position but he kept climbing around to keep the tree between us. So I eventually just ran around really quick and scared the crap out of him. He made a rather satisfying, rodent "Oh shit!" sound and scampered up to the higher branches.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# awww
bunbun
:)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# mornin
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# edit: WOW! BRILLIANT STUFF - it's the Pegg, isn't it?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# aw
balls
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# edit
i'm sure it'll be fine
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# done
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# woo!
great stuff
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# lollol
lollol
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# tis indeed
:)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# awesome stuff :D
Started watching Spaced the other day, brilliant :D
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# me too
I love it, only discovered it last week so tought I'd draw good ol Peggo
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Got access to the first 2 seasons through the Virgin + TV on Demand stuff
Got alot of good Channel 4 stuff on there :)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# aw both of you are in for a treat
one of the best written/directed/shot uk sitcoms in years
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# I watched
the whole 2 series' it was great, I absolutely love it...might draw Brian next cos he's just class
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Spaced
Is my favourite sitcom of all time, beating The Royle Family and any Partridge (hard to do i know). The directing (edgar Wright) is superb and well paced, the acting and chemistry is sublime, all just genius.

Also of note, on the DVD's whack on the subtitles to the homage-o-meter - it pings up every time they do an homage or make reference to something, some hidden gems in there.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# all of this^^
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Fuck yes.
I think roughly twenty percent of mine and my friend's dialogue when we're having a lazy sunday is made up of Spaced quotes.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# ^ This
I appear to have taught you well.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# eh
get to fuck, i found spaced by myself, although you can take the credit for the day today. deal?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# oh - that's great
woo

and indeed yay

nicely done
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# That is all of the woo!
Top work!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning peeps
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Simple but so good.

Ning all.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# :D

'ning
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Arf
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# haha
great one! :)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# woo! first good 'un for a while!
Have more fightin' muppets


cos I'm a dirty pearoasting whore =D
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# reposting, are we?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# reposting?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# hahahaha, Gonzo foot-long :D
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# nout wrong with that
Is that how Bert quit Sesame Street with a big payout?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# After he sorted out Mr Hooper...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
# yeah
after that 'grease fire' !!!

HOOPER? HOOPER? Where's my MONEY HOOPER?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# first for a while?
cheeky fuck, mine below is ace!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)
# I do apologise
I missed this! Huzzah!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# ha ha ha
'it aint eaten 'till it's eaten'

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Yeah, I had to change that too :)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# hehee
nice one :) w/y
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] i suggest a change of tactics...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Let the Fozzie win
Wooo! Nice :-)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)
# surely its let the waka waka waka
win?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 19:49, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
Woo!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# hahah
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# hehehe :)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# yey :D
I loved all those Star Wars ones TGA posted for a comp a few weeks back, he had some awesome pics :)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)
# is that your way of saying that
new-matt's picture is shit?

/stirring
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# It's utter wank :D
could be a lie
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# probably
i'm no longer loved
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Yes, because there are no Muppets in Star Wars
/cantankerous
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# heh
you miserable old goat
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Happy Friday all!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# hurrah!
you might want to have copied the line style from the rest of the drawing.

then again you might not.

Either way IT'S BETTER THAT REAMS OF THIS SHIT.

p.s. ning
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# O_O
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Indeed
and ningleshire!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)
# 'Ning you failed cold-turkeyite you
*huggles*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)
# not yet... it's just on hold
... and I never wanted to leave... just not be one of the top 3 posters.

*looks ashamed*

and not get fired.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)
# It was said with affection :-)
edit: Hey, I'm one of the top three! Was that a dig?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)
# not in the slightest...
I haven't checked the board stats today at all.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Then I forgive you
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)
# \o/
*huggles*
*does dance in pance*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Yours or mine?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# which is closer
... isn't your husband upstairs? We'd better make it mine.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Yeah, but he slept through the low flying copters the other night
I think you'd be safe doing a little jiggle
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# *strikes jiggle stace*
*jiggles impressively*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# dammit
I'm ahead of him again
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)
# If you will let yourself be corrupted
By evil corrupting types ;-)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# hahaha
you fucker
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Happy friday, Joe
Woo!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Hehehehehe
'Ningles ya all!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Happy Friday :D
and yay
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Happy Friday my arse
I have a cold

which one of you germy bastards gave it to me?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)
# he did...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)
# *sneezes all of you*
*wipes candles from nose with hand*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Pearoast then

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# *fears*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
# kitten/skateboard
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# haha
disturbingly fab :)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# this is what the internet was made for
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Absolutely!
The internet is for porn
(Probably safe for work - as long as your speakers aren't too loud!)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Avenue Q.
Fantastic
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Haha!
It's that friday feeling!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)
# that's just bad :)
'ning :)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# only two
?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# yeah... but they are damn fine titties!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Now in colour


sorry I couldn't be arsed to put Kermit over Tim Robbins....
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# WOW THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# ITS IN COLOR THIS TIME.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# this
and also this
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# tell you what
go say how wonderful my picture was last night

b3ta.com/board/7400066

to make up for it.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# neato
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# 300% better than the above
Well done!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# AGAIN AGAIN!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# What the hell are you doing?
*gets out rape-fliming kit*

'Ning peeps!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# what's rape-fliming?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# drop ya pants and i'll show ya
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# It's what you type when you're an idiot
Who doesn't check first. Damnit!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# YOU DON'T KNOW? AHHHAHAHAHA!
You are so innocent, like bambi.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# exactly like bambi.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# HE EVEN HAS THE VAGINA OF A DEER.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# FUCKING 0WND.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# wasn't Bambi male?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)
# he has it in a little box around his little neck.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# NO
DIDN'T YOU EVEN WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE,

SEE THIS: typolis.net/static/missandlady/images/bambi01.jpg
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP PARENT NAMES A BOY BAMBI? THIS IS CRUELTY TO ANIMALS.
MAYBE MANBI.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Bam being idiot for girl?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# YOU SOUND LIKE YOU FEEL THREATENED BY MY AWESOME.
YOU SHOULD.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Like happy slapping
But involving an orgasm
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# in order to prevent sexual assaults
many young western women wear a thin sheet of cling-film across their genital openings.

The application of these preventatives is termed "rape-filming"

Get to fuck
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# But he was asking about rape fliming
You know nothing
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# I know many things
but how to read accurately in the morning is not one of the things.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)
# And knowing how to type accurately is not one of mine!
:-)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# hurrah!
*starts club*
*makes badges*
*checks first batch of 1000*
*notices typo*
*swears*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Living room lol!
(stifled because hubby's still asleep)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)
# go wake the fucker up
it'sd not fair that people can be asleep when i'm not
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# He was on late shift last night
So I figure I'll let him kip a while. Then let the dogs upstairs to jump on him
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Hello, China?
I HAVE AN ISSUE.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# when a mummy b3tan and a daddy b3tan love each other very much
they flim rape... which is an olde english expression dating back to before the internet when p0rn was only available on VHS, DVD or in a printed format... or on the radio...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# mmmm... radioporn
long time since I heard a mimsy plugged on the wireless.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# that damp squelch in glorious quadrophonic sound
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# *queefs*
aahhhhh
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# And now on Radio 4, book at bed time...
Ashley Blue was standing at the bus stop wondering why the bus was sooo late, she really needed to get to her hot friends house NOW, and she was just thinking she'd be prepared to do almost anything to get there when Mike Long turned up driving his shiney new red car!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I read that as..
rapehorn.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)
# you're as bad as freebs
this place is worse than crack
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# come again?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# no thank you
I've just eaten
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Brother Freebs.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# would you like a slice of chilled poultry?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# no thanks - I'm trying to give it u...
go on then - can't hurt

*it hurts*

edit - how rude, would you like a shot on my crack pipe?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)
# i thought you were trying to go cold turkey
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# yeah
I was... but it turns out I am weak and pathetic. Still managed longer than Freebs (almost a week).

Will try again next week, and possibly later tody.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# 'ningles dingles!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# This looks familliar!!!!!
What the hell? Why repost in a new thread?

Edit: Good Morning Everyone.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# good morning to you
and indeed, to all.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# YOU STOLE MY IDEA
YOU STOLE MY PICTURE,
YOU REPOSTED IT THREE TIMES AND SAID IT WAS IN COLOUR,
IT WAS ALWAYS IN COLOR,
WHAT THE FUCK?
WHY ARE YOU RIPPING ME OFF?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# IM GOING TO SUE YOU SO HARD YOUR ASS WITH GOATSE ITSELF INTO A SHIT VORTEX.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# johnny2 stole my idea!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# hah this
yeah I was gonna stick muppets on that film damn
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# i am confused
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# me to0
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# o0ps
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# yeS
o0ps
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# I know - why does that bloke look so much like Sting?
It's not Sting except, to my eyes, he looks similar to him.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# B&
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# B?
Q?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# H?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# B&B&B&O
B&O
B&O
B&B&B&O

/music man
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# So are born a twat, some become a twat
Some have twatiness thrust upon them.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# i don't get twats thrust upon me anywhere near enough
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# you're just pissing people off by constantly deleting threads
just use the Edit button. It lets you change the code without fucking the board off.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# if he's doing it on purpose, its hilarious
it seems to be too fucking stupid to be a joke however so, fuck this guy.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# It's not hilarious
Especially if it's on purpose
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# this is no place for intentional hilarity.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# meh
out of interest

why are the SHIFT HOLDING FOLKS still about? Aren't they normally being care-in-the-communitied by this time?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# good question
it's gone 9am, they should have already fucked off
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# conan is an aligator.
mod edit: too big
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# THIS IS A GOODFILE. KEEP DOWNLOADING THOSE GOODFILES.
KEEP ON TRUCKIN'.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)
# *AFRAIDS*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# this clip goes great with Weisses Fleisch
just so you know
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# I CANT SLEEP.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear that.
Would you like some advice as to how to get to sleep or are you just going to ride it out?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# IM GOING TO BED AFTER SOME POPSICLES.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# good snackfood choice.
g'night. (or g'day or whatever the proper term is in this time-addled world)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# okay, i'm going to bed now.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# YOU MUST STAY
STICK IT TO THE MAN!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING THE AWESOME?
YOU CAN'T STOP THE AWESOME, NOBODY CAN STOP THE AWESOME.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# CANT STOP THE ROCK.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# I could stop the awesome
for I am awesome raised to the power of rad.

but I won't, for I am a kindly god.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# anything the Iraqis can do with their beleagured infrastructure
I should be able to aspiare to managing quite nicely
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# I was wondering this to...
I'll make an appearance when it all calms down a bit.

perhaps they're racking up some overtime?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# SORRY.....
MUST HAVE MISSED THAT BIT IN THE FAQ!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Why don't you just fuck off now?
*wonders if anyone said 'NING back to me in the deleted thread...*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# i won't bother ninging you here
cos this'll probably disapear too in a sec
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# 'ning
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# MOAFC!!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Mrs Overall Abseils For Cunnilingus?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Martians Order Andrex For Cubicles
?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# you better fuckin' believe she does, pimp.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# redgum
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# What's going on here then?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# jungle fever
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# um...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)
# STREWTH.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# At the risk of appearing ignorant...
what?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# YOUR KUNG-FU IS NOT STRONG
 

 
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 8:57, archived)
# Hahaha Glees!
'ning all.

I'm in a bizarre mood this morning. Managed to weird out to people on the street.

First one: Couple kissing in the middle of the pavement when I went out for bread and were still
doing so when I got back. So I walked past them and said 'Eeeeew you kissed a girlie!'
The second one: The hunting pack of newpaper distributers. Guy thrusts said paper in face
and shouts 'free newpaper' to which I reply ' Yeah Brother! End the tyrany!'.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# hahahahahaha
and 'ning
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# 'ningles matey
Haven't seen you round these 'ere parts for a while.
How's it diddling?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# hola b3ta
and woo to fighting kitties.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# i bin keeping a low profile
and not drawing much
and spending too much time on the xbox

but it's diddling fine
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# NO, YOU ONLY THOUGHT THESE THINGS AFTER THE EVENT.
YOU DO NOT HAVE THE BALLS, IMAGINATION OR COMEDIC TIMING TO DO THESE THINGS PROPERLY.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# You have not met me
Trust me I'm big and scary and do what I like and you've only said that, coz you wouldn't have the guts.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# YOU JUST TYPED THAT ON THE INTERNET.
I WIN.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# *psst*
It's the one on the middle left, the one that say 'Caps Lock' on it.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# THIS LAST COMMENT IS A TESTAMENT TO YOU NON-MANLINESS.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
# I WROTE ON THE WALL
TAKE THAT SOCIETY!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
It thinks its people!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# START FUCKING RUNNING DUDE
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# FASTER!!!!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# *spies running dude*
*lubes*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# I walked around a parking garage with somekids and we pretended to be in a gang
we started chanting "we're in a violence gang, we're in a violence gang, we're gonna fuck you up, we're gonna fuck you up".
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Violence gangs are awesome.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# HE'S GETTING DOUBLE TEAMED.
LOOK OUT, KARATE KAT!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)
# I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT MACROCATS.COM. THERE ARE FUNNY CAT PICTURES ON THE INTERNETS
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)
# it'll never catch on
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# HAAAAIIIIIIII
 

 
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# CLICK IT
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# GUTEN MORGEN KLEIN KATZCHEN.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# OUI
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# I love a good kitler I do
fucking bizarre site though, many of them aren't at all hitlerian!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# The 'Top best kitler' is more of a Stalin, I'd say
But Hitler (owned by Hannah) is by far the best
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Some people see Hitler in EVERYTHING.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# My stepdad looks like Hitler
Without the stache
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# FUCK YOU MCBEEF.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# HAI2U
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# this gives me joy
and a warm happy
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# I CAN SEE THIS ONE.
THIS IS A GOOD GOODTHING.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# YOUR FILTER MUST HAVE AN AWESOMENESS THRESHOLD.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# DUDE FUCK YES.
"THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN BLOCKED BECAUSE IT IS NOT AWESOME"
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS MUST BE TRUE.
I CAN ALSO SEE DOCTOR DYSLEXIA'S AWESOMEPOST.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# HI, I'M KERMIT.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
# I AM A PUPPET.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# A PUPPET WITH 'PRIVILEGES'.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# ANATOMICALLY ENHANCED.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# HI IM KERMIT.
IM A PUPPET. A PUPPET WITH 'PRIVILEGES'. AND PRIVILEGES IS IN QOUTE MARKS BECAUSE IT HAS A DOUBLE MEANING.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Waaaataaaaaaaa
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Meee-WOW!
 

 
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# PFFFT WTFLOL!1
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# those crazy cats....
woo to both!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# hahaha
cat slapping!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)
# WIREFU!


(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# ...Steel is not strong
Kitten is strong...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)

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