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# kwik n durty
Should really have been an Indian restaurant though
(doltage, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)
# bindun, I'm afraid
and much less Q&D too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Q&D?
Quidditch and Dragons?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Quirks & Dongs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Queens and Despots?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Queens and Drags
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearost from the bowels of my hard drive
(I helped save b3ta! The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Heehee
reminds me of Dyslexia's post earlier this morning

EDIT: Except that was the opposite of subtle
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# A cock on the water.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Co-ock on the waaater...
Fi-ire in the sky...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)
# trust you :/
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
#

Salad
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
# ...interesting
I like it.


What is it?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# It was a train.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# I see
actually, I don't. Looks pretty though :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# It's your new god
Bow down before it.
Or sacrifice cheese sandwiches to it, whichever is easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Can I sacrifice them via eating?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# what about an eSacrifice?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Of course
If you leave it lying around on an altar, it'll go stale. And gods *hate* stale sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:28, archived)
# salad says ye?
a queer cucumber comes calamatously coloured in a cornucopia of connected celerys
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# The new Dyson thing-which-you-don't-need!
Now available in six unique colours!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# mmmm dyson
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:42, archived)
# technianuses FTW!
i like, i *click*!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] just wondered...


...if this was the original Colossus of Roads?

Click for bigger (98KB)
(in-knock-you-us, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Erm
is that actually shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)
# RIS?
Also: *Waits for it to animate*
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)
# animate?
need hints on how to animate - not that I really want the cars to move, and not that moving cars on roads are invariably realistic, but its always amusing to increase pollution
(in-knock-you-us, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# How is it amusing to increase pollution?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# I'm just wondering what it's meant to be...
Also, to animate, I recommend Macromedia Flash. MX should be pretty damn cheap on ebay these days, and it'll do what you want it to unless you have an intel mac.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Imageready ftw.
Flash is decent, but the end result tends to be an overly-large, over-optimised gif.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:25, archived)
# ^this
stupid enter button

is the right idea. Imageready indeed.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# ^ what he said
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# With CS3, they come out pretty damn good I think
my animation below was only about 60k, in imageready I had to really fight it to get the filesize down...

Plus flash is easier to use, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Flash is good if you're making an animation frame by frame.
With IR you can create all the layers in Photoshop, export it, and your gif is practically done.
I've never had a problem with filesize... Colour palettes and dither are your friends.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Am I looking at your intersection?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)
# that doesn't look like goatse at all
I'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Are you saying that
if something doesn't look like goatse it confuses you?

How do you get through the day? Put a massive ring in front of your face?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Old Style Divers Mask FTW
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# What's going on here?!
Other than the Rhodes / Roads thing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# o noes
they appear to be driving on the wrong side of the road
(front_2_back is further inland from the coast than anyone else, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] And Jesus asked of Pontius Pilate
"ARE YOU THREATENING ME??!!"



do they have TP in Rio?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# *dances on the sand*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# for your bunghole?
if not you can get a crapuccino
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# -BUNG.....hole....
say no more.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Huh, huh huh....
'Rotating Wobbly Hat' huh huh

*click*
*woo*
(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] And thus the world trade center was saved!

Piss-Flaps, forgot to tag it...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# That's a tiny plane!

edit: but well played none the less.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Huh, I thought it was too big, to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Where does the debris go after the explosion?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Magically vaporised
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# What's powering the statue's laser?
and why don't the TSA just stop all flights for a while?

We're going to run out of planes
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# I'll tell you what's powering the laZer
FREEDOM!!!

the power of freedom!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
# America, Fuck Yeah!
Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day yeah
(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)
# gonna bomb the fucking free shit outta ya!
ya'all deserve it for not being american!

hoooooooooooooooooooyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Or just really far away in perspective
except it goes in front of the statue. Damn.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Too lazy to put it behind it :p
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# disappointed,
I am. But only a little.


Et Voila
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# ...Sonofa...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)
# In case you were wondering
it's just a layer visible on all frames, containing a copy of the bit of arm and torch it used to go in front of
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
Well that's obvious in retrospect. Gotta remember that for next time...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# bet there is a death ray up there now
also, I have toats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# share!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# *offers*
it's got storeberry jams on it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# the best kind of jams!
*takes*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
# all finlanded now
*burp*

but there's many more breads and lots more storeberry jams :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Whoah oh oh whoa oh oh
my Statue of Liberty... Woo hoo!

Impaled on your hair, what do you do do do to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Oh, Oh, he's gone all wonky again...


NURSE!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXhY1GX5dhU
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Nice one Nigel!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Lo peeps,
Anyone have any requests for something to be drawn?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# That is a brilliant robot :D
Please draw John Lithgow riding an ostrich through central Guildford.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Could you draw one of those?
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)
# He is need of better shoes! kekekekekekeke!
I have website for him!

GREAT SHOES GREAT PRICES CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:33, archived)
# You will never be the horselinker that I have become.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# speaking of horse linkers, see how thus munter is going
http://www.jadegoodyonline.com/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Hahaha
She looks more like a pig to be truthful...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)
# you know
j00 right!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
WHY DO I ALWAYS CLICK!!! WHYY!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# JR Hartley winning the Texas Rodeo
while flicking through a Yellow Pages for "Fly Fisting"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)
# jeezy queezy!
He must have small fists!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)
# the "fisting" is for the bucking bronco.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Well you could still have small fists for one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
# with the arse like
a clown's pocket?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# morelike "arse like Harry Potter's sleeve"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
#
arse like Harry Potter's sleeve
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# That? A honky horn?
'ning matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Ace
What's he printing out? Draw someone reading what he's printing out, whilst saying "I wish. It's machine code." and then reacting with a surprised face. The man should also have a pipe in his mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Geoff Capes pollinating some sunflowers with a grobly stick
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Big Daddy butt-fucking Max Bygraves!
cmon the 80's!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# max bygraves!!!!
singing something

while the makeup drips off his wretched lizard skin in the heat of the studio lighting, and the audience screams on fire
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)
# draw that cow thats going to get killed
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Barnacles on the prowl

please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# COME ONE BARRY!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Draw a Pirate Cow
talking to a pig cabin boy.



EDIT: One day, somehow, someone will draw me some pirate animals.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
# cheeeeeese!!!!!
lots of it
(Cluster, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
# steady now cheese boy/girl
how much cheese we talking 'bout here?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# lots?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
# crikey
almost enough to start a revolution!

the peasants are revolting! they have a miscellany of cheesement!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Cheese is a kind of meat
/a tasty yellow beef blog
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
# CHEESE: The other yellow meat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:21, archived)
# in the future
there will be robots like this in the australian outback
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# for shada...

click for large
this one took so fecking long i didn't draw the polar bear...
sorry.

edit:here...have a wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Yay!
needs more monkies!
desktop version pleeeeeease?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# BANSAI!!!
*glees*

EDIT: I still want my nice cup of tea and a sit down AND MONSTERS FROM THE ID!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Thats wonderful, love the quality of line
Do you use vectors, or Crazy Zooming?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# both...i think...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)
# this is fab. would look perfect on a t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# i was just thinking that...
making a wallpaper at the mo...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:27, archived)
# This picture is all kinds of great.
If I had some biscuits I would offer you one.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Shit yes :D
Could you make the wallpaper more orangey than reddy? Then I'd totally use it. To the max.

Well, actually, I'm using it anyway. But I do like orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)
# k...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# fab


starting to play with vectors myself (hooray for inkscape)

(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:39, archived)
# heh...
your hat makes me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# it seems
to have that effect
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Now this, I Love
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
# that is shitting great
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# scary penguins coming to get me!
*cries*

(cool though*
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
# David Cameron Losing His "Appeal" To Voters ?
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# I forgot to add
Being a nob-end
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)
# pfft!
Shoes anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)
# oh noes
I missed the address for the buying of high quality shooz of the nikiest persuasions...

what ever am I to do now for my shoe-related shopping needs?
(ShootyFlute, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Well I think it's disgusting!!!
Minimum of one pair? That discriminates against Heather Mills!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)
# political!
a bit too fast tough (mind that I've never been good at Simon, altough I still have one)

Re the disturbance in the force that just happened: mailto:[email protected]
mailto:[email protected]

(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)
# For me
It was the utterly transparant "getting with the youth" tries, fake youtube videos of "cameron at home" etc.

Just made me nauseous.
(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Yo!
You ladies must be these fellows'....erm...bitches, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:25, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)
# I loved it
it was like bad cheap sitcom, all campy and predictable..
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Shame the acting wasn't as convincing.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
# the people think that sitcoms are for real
also tend to believe politicians and the stuff in the daily mail

(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# every time he fucks up
I am filled with glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# A masterpiece
Title;"Why can't we all be friends"?
goya2
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:56, archived)
# maybe it's a disagreement about optimisation?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:56, archived)
# what he said
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)
# The 202K: The Execution of the Ignorers of the Optimization
forgot: I still think is brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# It's shit because it's too big.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:04, archived)
# ashame, there was a compo you could have entered this for afew months ago :/
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Hello new person
you may be looking for this
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)
# I have broadband
Therefore I like this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:23, archived)
# it made me laugh
and no amount of sewn up anuses can take that away from me.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# "It's no use as wallpaper now you've walked all over it"

Click for 1024x768 wallpaper

Made this for my other half to have as her wallpaper at work.

I'm happy to do other resolutions on request :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)
# other resolutions?
1440x256 ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I'll take 7.5inches by a quarter of a mile please
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# And I
2 by 12,000,000,000.5
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# nononono
make it 3.14159265 x 2.71828183
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)
# oh!
TT by e

lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)
# i KNEW it was a stupid thing to say
thank you for proving it to me promptly
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)
# you're welcome
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# 1280x800 please?
*Uses macbook ^_^*
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# certainly
Here you are
[EDIT: now with working link]
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)
# You're brilliant you are :D
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# 14.4 cambodian hats
by 0.328 Mark Twains please.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# what's that in metric?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# 4
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# 0.328 Mark Twains = 4 Dan Browns
sounds reasonable to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)
#
14.4 hat [Cambodia] = 7.2 metre
0.328 mark twain = 1.199 695 227 metre
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)
# ooh that's nice. *yoink*
in other news it's just got very, VERY rainy here in Cheshire. Ha, take that squirrels. I saw you digging up my fucking garden earlier. I hope your nuts get washed away.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)
# they were planting explosive squirrel shits
that will explode next time you do some digging
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# haha. Me? Digging?
you have me confused with the gardener sir ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)
# nicey
i have to make one of my most difficult descision ever (so far this week)

i want to go to the pub, but i've got a foot related injury thats making it fucking agony to walk. should i suffer at home, or hobble a mile to the boozer and share my misery with others?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)
# hobble and share!
you can get fucked up and it won't hurt when you walk home!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)
# just
sneaked in and pissed in my ear there. I typed too many words.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)
# muhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)
# hobble to the pub.
That beer will be all the sweeter. Have many and cartwheel all the way home knowing you can't even feel your feet, let alone pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Take a taxi to the pub and share your misery with others
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)
# not a viable plan.
i work for the local taxi company, and i'n skiving off through injury

if i'm weel enough to go to the pub, i'm well enough to sit in the stinky office telling at people on the phone and bollocksing up the computers. such will be their reasoning.

i think i'll have to hobble.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)
# couple of pints and the pain will go away anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Well I just get a little red dimond
in a square
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Cool
I JUST made this:
Katie Floyd
800x600
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:48, archived)
# dunno what that is
but I like
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)
# I like that
It's nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)
# for WeAreTheLemon.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# argh! it got juice in my eye!
*surrenders*


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# That's not the first time you've said that...
Is it?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# i hear that stings...
*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# This is true
during the great Kiwi Fruit war of 1937 I was wounded in the heat of battle and taken to a concentration camp where I was forced to sit and stare at a cherry pip for 12 hours a day thinking only of that pip.

I can still see it now in my mind's eye - my Kiwi juice blinded minds eye!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
# a concentration camp for juice?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)
# yup, it was a long time ago and most are closed down
but you still see on some cartons "made from concentrate". It's how it was done.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I'm certain you aren't completely historically accurate
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# *has minor epileptic fit*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)
# oh no!
*grabs wallet quickly while catspazzes*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)
# All you'll find in there
Is a load of veterinary receipts and a library card
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# all valuable items that can be sold on ebay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# There is no a peal.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:35, archived)
# ARRRRR!
cool. howdy laydee, how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# ^_^
fab. yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# i'm good
the sun's out, which is a nice change over here :D

any particular reason why you're fab? or just feeling positive, etc?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)
# nothing in particular.
just coming off a few days break from work...went out last
night...got up at a decent hour today, giving me a chance
to pop onto my computer and feel basically loverly
overall.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# damn
i was hoping there was lady sexing involved.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
# :(
sigh
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)
# oops
shouldn't have said anything ;(
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# that looks like a juicy and refreshing lemon you've got there
can I lick it?

then stick it in a glass of coke?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# hehehe...
i was just having a conversation with a friend at the bar
last night about how cool it would be if life were like
it was when we were 4. you know...when if you licked something
it was yours? i would totally go around licking harley davidsons.

it would be madness! no one would have to buy anything!
it would result in a breakdown of the world's economy!

*dreams*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)
# biker gangs would tremble and flee in fear!
"I wanna lick ur hog!!"

:D

also a breakdown in the worlds economy sounds like fun as rich people would have to clean windows and stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)
# I still claim things by licking them
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# haha
bet it works too

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)
# My post disappeared?
Oh noes, I'm gonna be assmutilated!


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:35, archived)
# or Skugged to death
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:35, archived)
# decisions. decisions.
what is a boy to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Excuse me?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)
# you missed the earlier discovery
that Skugging is slang for a sexual act involving two men
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)
# alas you have been misinformed
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)
# ^ this
It's a sexual act involving THREE men.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
#
maybe but its spelt diffenetly!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Hurrah!
Thats magic :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Is he one of them bisensuals?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# he's a little fruity
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# That is clearly an orange.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:42, archived)
# maybe it's a citrus party
that was just falsely advertised.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# well maybe that's why he's so happy
after been not allowed to mix with those snooty apples for so long
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Those apples are cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] fix size fixed - ta dixon

click for "a few kb over" version
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)
# woo!
It's those moving clouds that did it for the file size
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)
# right i'll fixit and re-upload!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Naaa
It's lully the way it is:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)
# edit: Mr. Toast????
RIGHT THAT'S IT

*tears off Tesco Happytoast disguise in fit of rage*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)
# sorry, i thought you were happytoast in disguise
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
he must have just seen the Happy bit at the start.
Take that you big name thiever! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# HAHAHA
class.

Oh just wanted to get this silliness out of my head, didn't think it deserved a new thread.

Superman goes commando...

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)
# hahaha
Is that a yellow stain?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# I was considering
giving him a camel toe:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)
# :D haha
Yes, he is strangely homogeneous in that area
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Yeah
Not that super:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)
#
s th
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Arf!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! gstq having issues with my password, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# :D

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Oh you Nonse
nce:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# hehe, nice hummus
I'll give you a C+ ( because I have it down to 219kb ;))

Can I have a job as the b3ta optimser?

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Huzzah!
Now the same anim has used up 491kb of bandwidth!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)
# eh?
I think you will find I added 5kb to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I have no idea what I'm talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# keep up the good work!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Argh! Popup Pokertastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# oops, I have no idea. Firefox
does not allow any adverts or popups here.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# yes
but it takes a fucking fortnight to load on image shack.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I'm not suggesting he use it or host it there
Just you know, here's an optimised version.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# i nailed the clouds down.
that halved the size
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)
# aye, that'll
do it every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# it wasn't an attack on you
it's just that i hate imageshack with a passion.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)
# heh heh :)
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
# I hosted an image on teh shack once
took a full 30 seconds to go over it's bandwidth

quality stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)
# I've never had it happen.
I only use it for my profile thumbs really. It's just a convenient online image store for me as I'm often on different PC's and locating an image on the network can be time consuming.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:42, archived)
# they "upgraded" it in such a way that it just started completely pissing me off
so no I just use b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk for b3ta stuff
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# I use it too,
to post images, but it needs a link creator because the java image thing is neither use nor ornament when you need to repost something from a while back or if you want to edit something and you don't have the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
# I read it
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)
# coolgirl: hey chickchick?
chickchick: what is it coolgirl?
coolgirl: there's this site where um, some stuff and they use pictures of women who those nerds would never be able to get with anyway
chickchick: wow! that's so cool! I'll have to go there and mess with their heads!
coolgirl: yeah!

or has the quality of imageshack's crap adverts gone up recently?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)
# you have access to better software than me
you cad.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# I'm using a rather ancient copy
of Ulead Gif animator 5. It is quite adequate though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)
# i repeat my statement.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Cheers! That'll have me chuckling on the bus.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Just curious
Why do people use the scanlines? They don't 'arf feck me eyes up...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
# cuts down on filesize cos only about half the image is moving.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Ah, clever
Still messes with my eyes though
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# yeah i hate it too, but it had to be done.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:48, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)
# greetings, mortals.
i need suggestions. gimme.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Jareth
/if you haven't already, of course
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Draw me.
*ego trips*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)
# A First World War scene
in your style would be sweeeet!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)
# First World War, you say...

/any excuse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Blasted Tony Curtis!
Do your duty, Man!

Nice.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)
# I wish for you
to render the moment in time when primitive man first because self aware.

I am assuming this was some time after primitive woman had already managed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Sexy feline (or canine) Firemen posing for a calendar
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# david cameron caught with a ugandan prostitute on his recent visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Penguin rebel fighters. In bandanas. Wielding AK-47s.
Running over a polar bear government soldier in their stolen army jeep.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# draw
irony
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Or failing that,
Trouser pressy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Do the characters from heroes
whilst somebody still remembers them.

So, I watched Heroes last night. What was all the fuss about. It's like MutantX but shitter ( if that's possible )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)
# lesbian superheroes doing... well, anything :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# A nice cup of tea and a sit down
WITH MONSTERS FROM THE ID!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)
# ID! ID! ID! ID! ID! ID! ID! ID! ID! ID! ID! ID!
always the ID!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# A Jazz band of fish
playing to a particularly seedy looking crowd of puffer fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# a beautiful Polish girl

in a snow covered park fashioning enormous dildos out of ice and snow and giving herself a really good doing in both holes at once. The cold adds a certain piquancy to her activities.

A group of tramps has gathered to watch, the one with the beard is trying to tease his alcohol-ruined cock to attention while a baglady flashes her shit-caked flaps at a passing businessman.

The businessman hides a dark secret.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)
# You know the old joke about licking ice and getting your tongue stuck?
Ice and wet places don't go.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)
# King Leonidas
kicking someones ass
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Sinister...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6917113.stm
(farmboy, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# CAT scan?
Death has regenerated
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# hahahahah
just noticed your board sig
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# ^
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# haha :D
Have you seen Happy King of Hats as well?

www.b3ta.com/board/7445562
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
# I'd seen the Happy bits, just missed the bit after about the book :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Fair use dude, fair use.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Psst.
I've probably asked this before, but then I was probably drunked.

What 3d app do you use for your pretties?

Just idle curiosity.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
# 3DS MAX
It costs a fortune and takes a while to get your head around, but I use it for a living so it all evens up at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# ahem
www.b3ta.com/board/7445153

EDIT/ Oh, I see. Skugging it is then.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Hullo!
What are we doing?

I dunno - what do you fancy doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
I was just wondering why everyone was so Happy, but I think I've got my answer!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)
# I'm trying to leech some of Happytoast's karma, talent and hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# What, that FP ho up there?
I shouldn't bother if I were you. We could all be that talented if.....um.....yeah, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)
# *surprise skugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# hahahah
that takes some doing surely?!

Sneaking up can't be enough
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)
# ARGH
you made me jump!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)
# huh?







(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)
# hahahahah
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Evil pusskins!
And in other news I am travelling on my holidays for relaxations and enjoyments :)
See ya all in a week!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# not if we see you first

/dad humour
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# lol
the way its going at the moment you might be fcking right!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Hahaha
good take on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# haha
Love it.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)
# that is brilliant
nicely done!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Where is my massive scone?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# this Image Challenge
has clearly led me to believe that Giants are alive and well and interfering with an awful lot of architecture!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# what do you mean by 'interfering'?

and should we inform the police
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)
# SKUG!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)
# this image challenge?
just look out the window man!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
that one's weeing on a bungalow!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Those fingernails are fucking rank
and dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# SKUG!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)
# you called?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)
# and about the size of a car. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)
# I made a dalek stencil a while back and i tried it today.


Next Stop, DA STREETZ

(it's 120cm high)
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# That's pretty sweet!
Now go and deface some property
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# links exterminated
please take over world tommorow.
wow thats wicked i want one
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# WOO!
vere nice, where can i expect to see them?

[edit] what's 120cm in old money?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# about... 60inches
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)
# or 5 foot
pretty large, where are you going to do them?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
# nah i was wrong with my estimate
its more.. 3 and a bit foot.

I don't know where i'm going to put them. On the bin, maybe.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# It's about 4 feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# or
9600.184 gnat's eyes or 2.400 046 hats in Cambodia ( I kid you not )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Having to
travel to Cambodia just to stencil a Dalek on a wall would be a bit of a nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)
# 47.245 inches
or 3.93 feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# or
0.000647948164 nautical miles
(Woody999, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)
# or
1.269269e-16 Light Years.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)
# But that's
0.0000000040027667184 light seconds!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# ta
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Or
3 foot, 11.244 inches.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Woominate!
Proper old-school Dalek too.

Which streets where, may one ask?
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)
# sheffield
And it's an original dalek too!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)
# More clues - I'm in Sheff tomorrow.
Are those John Peels and suchlike by Dev Green yours, then?
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)
# nah this is my first stencil.
They wont be in sheff till at least september.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Ah well.
I'll keep my eyestalk peeled for them.
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# I remember when you showed us that stencil!
That's great, that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)
# New from Jolly Jack Toys:

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Fan bloody tastic

more of this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# i love it too!
is Skug a made up word?
or have i just lost touch with yoof slang!?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# it means to put your ballsack
up another man's anus
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# well that's what you told me you were doing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# you wish!
i think you mean Skhrug
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:00, archived)
# its my name, and also a german music review magazine coincdently...
i can't speak german :( so i do not understand
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Ace! *dons Skug suit*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Don wants his suit back
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# yeeeey
woooo
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha, that's ace!
has she no legs or is she poking through a hole?

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# *pokes through hole*
n-night!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# that's what i thought
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# pfft. that's super
*clicks intensely*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
'ning matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Huzzah!
WOO!
YAY!
HOUPLA!
*does a funky little dance*
Thank You!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)
#
What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?

It's Skug Skug Skug!!

It's better than bad, it's, um, Skug!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)
# heh
hey ren what shall we do today?
same thing we do everyday stimpy...
take over the world!
yea i know, i know!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# They sell vibrating pullstring toys in Borders!
...
contemplates shopping for presents....
...

(Ltro, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)

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