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# not really a new use
but this popped into me head

a big bindun? =P
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# needs more backwards McDonald reflection
7/10
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# wowee
and all for a 3 min job

3 0.5
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# it could use a bit cock fog hand too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# very very bad pun here
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# That's pretty fucking big right there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# that took me ages be nice...
so did you get it?
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# sigh
"et" "big" "et" "big"

AR?RA?RAG?GRA?GRA?GAR?RGA?RGA?RGA?RGA?ARG?RGA?ARG?AGR?ARG?RGA?AGR?GRA?RGA?AGR?AGR

needs more pony
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Well I'm Laughing
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# *cries*
marcuuuus why you say theeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?

marcuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus?

hahahaha

YAY i've lost my horse and the ball is in 30 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# E.T. You're So Big !

and seamy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# hahaha
is this still going?

*lubes E.T.*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# dunno
I was out of the running for ten days

but this seems like evidence that is does
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# I think this one's stuck now
it's not quite of the level of can it be milked, but eventually it will converge into some kind of giant spurting alien milk fountain which has questions posed about practical extraction of it's alien lactation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# We can only hope
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I suppose he has to earn his keep, somehow
(Astatine, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Silly giant!
It'll leak out the sides!


Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Didn't Durex do something like this?
Part of an advertising campaign possibly
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# science bods say that the original may well have looked like this

and they changed it during the war to make german pilots feel like small cocked krauts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
evening chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# evening toasty

how are you fairing theis evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# my second post eva was this source
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# hahahah
yeah baby
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Can't see it being number 1


Bindun??
(cheesepump, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Got a ticket to hull?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# IT WAS RESEARCH FOR A BOOK
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# LIES!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# haha.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# hahaha
always good for a chuckle

BUT IT WAS RESEARCH I TELL YOU. FOR A FILM THIS TIME. I WAS ABUSED ONCE, DO I GET LET OFF?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# christ, it was THAT big!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# That fucking big!!!
I damn near dropped by banana
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# crikey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# that is splendid and i want it for my second born
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# That is clearly an Orang-utan.
Do not call it a monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# I never did
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] puff, puff, puff, pant, puff, hup!......Weeeeeeeee!

Awesome Russian monument to Space travel
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Wow!
That is really well done. Have a woo and a yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# I like your username
Is that what they call you in Spanish speaking countries?
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Oui


...erm. I think?


thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# ooooh fuck off you've won already :D

haha woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# cranial urination blues.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# *wipes*


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# That my friend is
downright excellent.

Stop the compo. We have a winnar.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I prefer my Stonehenge one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Don't grouse.
If everybody likes Happytoast's one up here, then you really shouldn't whine.

Oh, hi, Happytoast.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# grouse?
Is that like complain?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Exactly like that
Grouse - verb, groused, grous·ing, noun Informal.
–verb (used without object) 1. to grumble; complain: I've never met anyone who grouses so much about his work.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Everyone is their own worse critic
unless they are big headed, arrogant whatsits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Tis awesome indeed
The monument that is. Your animation though is crap DON'T CLICK IT EVERYONE!!!

;P

oh damn

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Have you been to see it?
I only just found it on Google, looks pretty spanky. But then most Russian statues are.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# No, but I've been to see this (round the corner from where I live) - and it's also awesome:
www.flickr.com/photos/skep/305660229/

Soviet War Memorial - hard to see on this crap pic, but it's huge and contains this soldier trampling a huge swastika underfoot

www.flickr.com/photos/marcoberlin/71000020/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# gawd!
You must hold the record for FPs now?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# no, that would be Monkeon as he owns the place
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Is he a mod?
or sleeping with the mods?

He only seems to post pictures and never stays to chat.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Monkeon is Rob's pseudonym
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# really?
that would explain alot, and I would be impressed by his artistic talent which I didn't realise he was bestowed with.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I made it up, I don;t have a clue
but yes, post and run is his MO
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# See also
Beau Bo Fucking D'Or and his political nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Beaudor usually sticks around to chat for a bit, no?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# I didn't think he did so much, but
moreover he has a lot of FPs (but not as many as Monkeon) and is ridiculously blessed with talent - harumph!

Note: monkeon is id:13 so i would suggest is one leg of the magic donkey
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# I've heard he was born with hummus instead of blood in his veins
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# In the non-best-mates with the mods category, possibly yes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Yes definitely
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Awesome!
have a woo, and a yay


and a biscuit.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
#
Регистрация бездомных - благо или блеф?
Первая леди Франции: экс-модель в роли дипломата
Американские имена на карте Дальнего Востока
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# I disagree
or maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Translation
Registration of the homeless - good or just for show?
The first lady of France: an ex-model in the role of a diplomat
American names on the map of the Far East

Hmm... not as interesting as you'd think.
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Registration of the homeless not interesting?
why I oughta!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# O_o
هذا محض هراء! ام هو؟
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# needs more Zagreb
DA, COMRADE!!!

*clicks*

Let's just see if we can get the ENTIRE FP covered in your posts. You talented git
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
#
Hehe. Nicely done.

You're enjoying this challenge aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# It's got legs
and knows how to use them :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Soyooz Nerooshimi respooblik svobodnik.
Stalins a twatburger quelaya Rus!
Zsdrasvooyet sozdanni Coolio jerk off.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Look
Just cock off with your great stuff would you?! SOme of us hummus-free twunts havnt had inspiration for months and you're stealing the lot!


(woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I wish to see a new series of Kick Start on the telly
With this as the first obstacle.

You even made the rider dip after the 1st bump. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I see that every Monday and Wednesday
The monument, I mean, not the cyclist. I teach English in a company a few hundred yards from that.

It's very impressive from a distance, but closer to, you can see the base is covered in graffiti. And it's surrounded by barriers at the moment, as they're doing some maintainance.

Woo, yay and *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# aargh..it's winking at me!!


/Mark and Lard


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# did you used to be Pelle?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# wha?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# I thought that too for a bit, but they've both been on at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# My first try at a vector

My albino ferret quitsy
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# turd?
looks like a vector turd.
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# that's not very nice
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# way to encourage the little chappy
:p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# What did you use to vector that?
Just out of interest.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Flash CS3
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)
# I'm not being pissy or implying anything
but did you just make wand selections and fill them with colour or did you have a great deal of layers containing shape vector paths like this?


There is nothing wrong with either way, except one of them has nothing to do with vector imaging. I just have a bee in my bonnet the way the term 'vector' is bandied about on here. I've never seen more than 10 images on b3ta ever that were true vector shape renders.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# the abuse of this word does my head in
and I'm not even a mathematician :)

but folks name things and that's way it is

and some folks use "vector" to mean "method" it's all too confusing really
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# It pisses me off. I rarely do vector work
because as you can see from the above image even a simple cartoon takes masses and masses of work and detail.

This latest trend for colouring in selections has now had the term 'vexel' given to it. Which is better I suppose as it's pixel based imaging to give a vector shape effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# I hate "vexel"
It should just be called Fill-Tooling!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# what?
Tools filling in? ;)

Dave the hat has it sorted. He's never used Photoshop and when he got illustrator he just found out the proper way to do things. He's great with gradient meshes and is the only person I know on here who does it 'properly'.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# All my Vector stuff is properly drawn out spline work
I started work with good old Corel Draw and have been using Xara for about 10 years.
Here's one I never finished
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Ah, now see, that's much better...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# bjork!
She's fucking batty.

I must try and get into Xara extreme. I installed it last month and promptly had a system rebuild. I've been meaning to get to grips with it for a while. I understand it's good for vector work ( I also understand it's piss easy to cheat and have it done for you )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# the tracer function is pretty shit really
But its very quick and even easier to use.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# My first and only attempt at a "vexel"


must give real vectors a try though - haven't even started using that bit of photoshop yet
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# photoshop does not have 'that bit'
well you can do so much with the bezier pen tool but for proper functionality you need illustrator ( that's me messing with laird dave's stuff whilst trying my new Ill CS3 out )

Edit:// There is not always a lot of difference in the look, this was rendered in Illustrator as vector shapes and paths ( with some post pro in photoshop )



Click for bigger (129KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# 'kin 'ell
you should try cheaper vector packages for starting out with!

Try Inkscape, it's free. Well, not much point saying that now I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# haha
you are barely on that leash there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# I got CS3 with Photoshop, Flash and Dreamweaver on ebay
£200 :D
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Fuck me sideways.
Mine was £724.79 and that's with double discount for already owning two registered adobe and macromedia packages.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Well at that price it was clearly nicked from somewhere
but still, £200!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# *cough*


free


*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# pfft.
I still have my billing on my photoshop account. I've bought all my stuff off them being as I used it in business for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# legally?
wow.
I can only find Student Editions around that price.
You signed up to Adobe and they didn't bat an eyelid? Very lucky indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# heh
has the ring of "special bargain chinese sell you spam" pricing about it :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Like I said, I suspect someone nicked it from somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# I'm sure it's legimate
after all I keep getting offers for software suites by adobe and everyone else at a fine price of $79 :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# I don't trust an email that has to cover use jpgs to avoid spam filters...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# oh, it's gone beyond that now
it's almost illegible jpg's and gifs

now it's pdf attachments

:D

fucking losers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Just register it with adobe
you will soon find out if it's legal. Grass the guy up to adobe and they'll probably give you a full package like Microsoft do.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Xara Xtreme FTW!
An incredibly powerful vector app. Free too*

*But only for Linux. 'doze users have to pay £30
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# ^what he said
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Large holding case for the Talidildo
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# I have had a go at minaturising some planes
but I don't think its gone too well, where am I going wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# i have no idea
but i LOVE your username!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Thank you
it was given to me by Baldmonkey of /talk, when people kept mistaking "Sp@m" on its own as a blokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Oh and amended by riverghost
which bound me to be his slave for eternity :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# I'd use edit if I were you
Avoid trouble and such

/made that mistake
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# 'Ning Sp@mmy
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Hullo :)
Ohhh its bonnie langford? am i right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# How art thou?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# not bad, want to make my mini pics look good but can't.
I think I might give up on this photoshop lark, I can never get it right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Practice, dear lady
Only with this may you achieve greatness.

Edit: Yars, this be the late Bonnie Langford
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# It's the goatse man
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Don't introduce yourself like that.
You might scare someone off.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)
# He's Dave. The Goatse man.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
#
He's Dave. I'm
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# *is scared off*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Hmm let's see
needs more lens blur, more curves (ctrl-m) and saturation (ctrl-u)

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# ...and more sharpness on the part you want to have in focus
it's a great start!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# *presses ctrl-m*
hmm
*presses ctrl-u*
hmm
*presses ctrl-f*
hmm
*presses ctrl-mlnlmlnglmglnalmglnlgmlmglan*
AAAGAGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*bursts into flames*

I'm full of museli, I refuse to make any sense for the rest of the evening
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# museli
it'll get you every time.

try beer next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# haha
I'd just tell everyone I loved them then tell them to fuck off

:D

I'll practice on talk next time I'm on teh beers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# good idea
but you're welcome to love all of us here on /board anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# I love everyone on here with juices
well, most everyone

some folk need a good slap

but most are fluffy

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# orange juice, apple?
c'mon, man - be specific!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# sexy juice!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# FTW!
yay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# YAY
*agrees*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# press harder

HARDER I TELL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# *SQUEEZES LIKE ITS ABUSE*
"OH baby, you like that, huh? YEAH"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# thanks
I will give it a try,
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# i'm confused
are you trying to make one of the model-like pic, or did you miniaturise the foreground airplane?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Im TRYING to make a model pic I followed a tut but its shit.
I shall keep practicing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# it's not shit.
and nobody here said it was either.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# As requested by PavlovsDog, a horse pirate, and pig cabin boy.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# your colouring.....
is awesome! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Very piratey
if that's a word. Have a click, and a woo.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# colored by me
drawn by this guy



Click for not crap
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# cor
would. which way does she swing?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# hopefully mine.
great stuff, foof!
(I helped save b3ta! The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# she sways towards
the dreadnoks.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# doesn't sound like it's sexeh teim for me then
bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Arf! "Norks"!
Oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# I like the way you think...
( o | o )
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Her dreads look
Medusatacular.

I like the background a lot in that one, how did you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# three different layers of the same pic.
one with outlines,
one with color halftone,
one with cutout filter.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# yay for scifi wimmins
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# NOOOOO! The evil kittens are invading!
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# The one with the pink collar
freaks me out
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# You gpot that right!


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Bad Kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! jabberpook, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# I prefer my kittens fluffy.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

and surrounded by deadly cleavage.

.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# FAKE!

that is a silicone kitten
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Are you accusing me of posting ENHANCED kittens?
You'd better be prepared to offer firm evidence!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# *feels*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# hands off my puppies!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# nice
puppies
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# puppies & kittens!
...or kittens & norks. Fun either way!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# and they're all going to give us
PINKEYE
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Story Here...

Ta to parttimedogfish
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love that cat.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)
# are you my mummy?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# creepy
and woo
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Dance Instructor...
...tenuous pearoast for compo.
(AdrianJ, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# nicely done
-100 points for getting that song into my head though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# -100 points for you head? you're so vain.
i bet you think this post is about you...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Ha
even that's better than YMCA though

You walked into the party, like you were walking into a yacht?
WTF does that mean anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# "onto", not "into"
You'd look pretty daft walking into a yacht, they're quite large and hard to miss.

Unless you're the captain of the Bowbelle...
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# see?
I always thought she sang into
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# tenuous Woo
then.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Excellent
*click*
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# splendid
i just did this feeble affair and was hoping to slip it in unnoticed somewhere, here seems perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! gstq having issues with my password, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Welcome to Sunny England!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Lovely
and fits the mood outside perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# that's dead nice, that is
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# RPS is shit /ac
;)

this is fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Ella Ella Eh Eh Eh...
/fuckingsong blog

(oh an woo btw)

YOU LOVE IT.!!!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)
# nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# I made a "bat"ground for yas
The servers are down at work, so this is the result.
There was probably a more efficient way to do this, but I just tiled 'em all. Any suggestions?



cfb [800x600]
cf (very) b [1028x768]
cf (very) b and dark [1028x768]
cf (very) b and light [1028x768]
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# WOO!
and yay.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# *Biffs*
Nice work.

EDit: Also, I love the fact that did them alphabetically.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# heh thanks
I wasn't sure what to do once I got to the last one so I just started over again. I think I like it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# that's neato
cri c ke t y!

I made a tiley background for my fellow b3tans once.

Try finding your cursor now, punk!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# redex
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)
# fixed
durned ol' msn hosting.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# ARROWED
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# phwoar! you win the internets!
this is the best thing!


this is not sarcasm

I'm starting to hate my sig

for real
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# not true!
I read it once.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)
# I wins!
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] filthy pearoast cos I'm going for a bath to cleanse the sins of Allah

no, me neither, look...it's been a shit of a day...
(lichnis chalcedonica, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# filthy pearoaster
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# bathing
as quick as i can...
(lichnis chalcedonica, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# MUWAHAAHAHAHHAHAH
coke IS it
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# look at all the americans!
;)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
that ones gonna cost an embassy or two

:D

who made the "TNT" version of this, I started animating it a while ago but gave up as it was poo I think I could do it properly now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)
# This picture is promoting biggotry.*
It's a well-known fact that Mecca's favourite is Miller**.

*may not be true
**is a blatent lie.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# what is that?
coke zero?
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Star Trek sucks Donkey-Dick

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# home lol
*click*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# why does he have a wishbone hanging from his neck?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# They're hoodie toggles
hehe
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# All the cool kids are doing it
woo to the picture by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Oh my goodness..
The punnage hurts..

But woo nonetheless!
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# i am lotus of bog
poo
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# err....thanks?
.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# i forgot to say
woo to pic
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# say what?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# you mad nut :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# this made me go
hurhurhurhurhur :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Hello Meestah!
I'm working on me next vector . . . s'all Art Deco!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# xtina piggy
LOAWL!!!

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

EAT ITTTT!!!
(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Dyslexia?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
# SSSSHHHH!!!
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# oh yeah!
sorry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# *scowl*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# he said: D O C T O R D Y S L E X I A !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
# He who
cannot be mentioned, for he is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# What is this not mentioning the Dr. then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# maybe they're afraid it will summon him
(horrid, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)
# if you mention his name 3 times, he posts an image in a new thread
*has no idea, really*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaah!
NOW i understand why he who cannot etc doesn't get flamed after posting drivel...
(Professor Plum did it with the lead pipe in the billiard room on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Because anyone with taste has him on ignore ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# No. Retard.
(Woody999, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# improvement
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Well
I can see you put a huge amount of effort into that.

Go to the bottom of the class.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# does that mean I can move up one?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# yes
move to the boobs of the class
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Boobs?
Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# look down
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# but you missed the stomach
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Not Dyslexia
FRAUD!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# bollox
least im spontanious
(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# this I like
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# oink oink
you are a criminal genius MORE SWINE PLEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# two for the price of one


The Great Wheel of China.
(in-knock-you-us, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Like this?

(Thanks Dr. Pubes!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:42, archived)
# yes.

Well, no. Not exactly.

I dont know why, but I always thought he was a creepy bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
#

wallpaper [1024]
wallpaper [1280]
wallpaper [huge]
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# It was the best picture in the world, the best picture in the world!
Look onto the page, and it's easy to see... etc...


Interesting
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)
# I don't know whom I like more
the batman or the mr. t hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)
# YER MAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:42, archived)
# my eyes hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
# uno
bote need more gunz
(front_2_back is further inland from the coast than anyone else, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)

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