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# It's a nice day, and I've drawn some ferrets. This is life.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# You are a nonsense.
Woo!

Edit: do you have a cold?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# You!
I've got one you can borrow, but I'll need it back.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Me?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# As long as you don't lend it to the Welsh.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Bugger.
There goes my Cardiff-based sneeze sub-letting business.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Strangely, when i lived in Cardiff, they were researching the common cold.
A friend who stills lives there (the renowned archaeologist, Anne Kilgower) who was prone to snuffles, made a small fortune as a guinea pig.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Fucking furries
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# HOW THE BLITHERING SHITTINS COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THAT?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# "by" web comic.
*hands over second-class return to Dottighab*

Also, I am psychic/peering through your window.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# This cold has clearly affected my dobbing as well
it's worse than I thought
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# You cold has affected your nomming?
Do tell.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# He lives in Dewsbury
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Rumbled!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# *touches bum*
haha love their little ferrety bowties
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# can i be involved in excellent arse monday?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Absolutely, without a doubt.
:)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# *GLEE*
i love it when you stroke my ego



/cue strike through gags
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# pfft
strike through ball

?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# hee hee
you're so clever

*molests*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Woo!
I love cartoon animals. Have a click.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# As always Dotty
this is splendid.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# How rare!
WOO!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
that am all teh aceness!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# hahah I love these
reminds me of Quentin Blake

niceness!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# NO!
Dottie is far better.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# hooray!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# yay!
super
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Apologies
Edited, sorted speed out, and pearoasted from gay shift a few nights ago.


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# O_O
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# why thankyou
*takes his click and trades it for a cup of tea*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# *drinks tea*
*gets spoon in eye*



*dies*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# You peculiar person you!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I just logged in and
saw your 7k on my way down the board. Congrats you talkative person you :o)

I think I might just hit 1k before my 5 year b3taday, hey ho :o)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# erm...
*laughs*

Woo yay
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha!

Good moaning peoples!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# g'ning you
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# ningles
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Aaaw
No one's neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng!-ed me before
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# pfft!
*clicks*

I bet it really was the jewelers, the cheating scounderel
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Hmm
I think I'll watch where I'm treading next time I'm in H. Samuel's.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Touch my ham
you grumpy old git

*runs again*


'ning, you. how are you?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's brightened up my dreary monday morning!

*Clicky*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# why thankyou
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha!
didn't see that coming, /click
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# thankyou :)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# bindun?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# TOAB!
Arf!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Thank you for supporting my Monday cause :D
(sig was written before your 7k) :D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Ah
another one :D

nings Freebs - how's your front bottom?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# better now thanks
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# I'm a sucker for a good cause
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# omg lol jezus are ghost
woo
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# boo!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# *wets himself*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# *wets you*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# It was all a conspiracy
The Romans were behind it all
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# That is FP material.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Excellent!
*clicks*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# OMG!
HARRY POTTER DIES IN THE END!??!?!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# God.....
What a load of bollocks.

Your post is excellent though.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I'm waiting
for the special ediction with bonus material and the behind-the-scenes making-of documentary.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# and Jesus has a lightning-shaped scar on his...
...left buttock.

True
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# heh
did you find the spoiler on the intarweb?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha :)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
#

...he got slobbering drunk at the Palamino...
they gave him thirty days in San Ber'dino!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Eh?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# You need to listen to more Zappa
to 'get' this - I know the song vaguely .... because Johnny Guitar Watson plays on it I think.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# OMG
Johnny Guitar Watson is the mutha-funking BOMB!

*wants to holla like tarzan!*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# The lyric sounded vaguely familiar
haven't listened to any Zappa for about 10 years.

Buggered if I know what's going on in that picture though.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I like this,
but I have seen it many times now?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# not this one....
but the hand 2 ham ratio is a tad high!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Is your name Bobby,
and do you look like a potato?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Next project: Mr. Green Genes
:)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# 1000th Post
Bit big but so is your bottom. Cheers!

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
arf!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Hahaha
grats
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# *voms for the second times this morning*
And I know my arse is big - your point being?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# I'd take it back if I were you . . .
It's got a crack in it!


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Not as big as mine, sweet cheeks
;)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Want a bet?
With proper money?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# *hand shoots up*
can i be the judge?
do the measuring and that?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I couldn't take your cash
but your arse is like a couple of boiled eggs in a hankie compared with my two pigs wrestling under a blanket I assure you
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# You know most
guys would go home with the wrestling pigs?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# she doesn't mean
real wrestling pigs, silly
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I bet my gut's bigger than yours!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Minky is all of the trim and buff
*nods knowingly*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# hee hee
thank you honey
*snogs*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# yes
I win the bet!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha
*proper office lolling*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# You're so sweet
Lying, but sweet
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# ha ha ha
... the day the 'my arse is bigger' argument came to b3ta!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# There's only one way to find out . . .
TO THE LIFT!


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# i wouldn't say your arse is that big
looked ok to me.


i've said too much
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# You are such a silver-tongued charmer
;)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Kinky
*pffft*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# *licks*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# *twitches*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# ah women comparing body parts
pretty much reminds me of saturday night ...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# hahahahahahaHA!
and well done on the 1K!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# bloody hell!
grats!

aaaaaargh!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Woo! and 'grats!

*doesn't click as it makes my bum look big*


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
a welcome return of DG and chinstrap, WOO!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# gah!
hahaha
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# I am liking this
huzzah!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# oh christ lol
*clicks*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Runaround......NOW!!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# You evil man. Well done.
:)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Haha
Has Barbara Windsor been wheeled out yet & let slip that she also knew the Krays, they only killed their own, etc?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# no, but I nearly choked whilst brushing me teefs
but I nearly choked whilst brushing me teefsas they interviewed his agent who said in broad cockerney 'He luvved 'is FAAAAAAAMbly!'

Hahahaaaaaa!


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Runaround . . .
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Woo!


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I don't think I'm going to understand this
But I'm guessing Mike Reid, so have a woo anyway!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# He used to present a kid's programme called Runaround
he'd ask questions and they'd all run to the circle under one of the answers. Then he'd shout "Runaround...now!" and they'd change circles to what they really thought the answer was to score points.

Mike Reid is now dead.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# I knew he was dead
But I think runaround is before my time
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Here Trelly, here
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# That's ace.
Wish someone would upload a whole show :)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Now he's dead
maybe they'll release them on DVD or show a couple as a tribute.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Hope so
Now he's dead, we can fully appreciate the talent of the man.

:(
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Go!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I had years of counselling to get rid of that...
...you git
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Don't know where I was going with this. But I have a meeting now anyway



also - I found this while searching for source images. (NSFW ish). IGMTFH
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# sad day
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# oh man
this is tickling my pickle in all manner of delightful ways
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I used to love that show,
but thinking back... what was the point of changing your mind at the last minute after you had chosen your answer?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# it was becasue children are sheep
and would jump to the answer that most people had chosen
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Get ready to bite your tongues . . .



(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# oh uncle!!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# *gets ready to bite DTH's tongue*
:)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# *puckers*


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# ya sexie beast, ya
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# what
no effing forest?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# mebbe later . . .
C];0)


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# it could be done in the same frame-flashing-fashion
aren't I wordy
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# *wipes face with cloth*
yes yes you are


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# *squeezes fluid from cloth*
*puts on ebay*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# alliterative
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# woo yay
pah - we have real forests in the North!

bloody mincing southern trees
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# arf
*pines for the pines*


*girds loins with pinecones*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr sparrow delta charlie
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha
aceness
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *waits for it to take off*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# the bird bath busters!!!
nice!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *clicks*
That's brilliant!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# superb work sir
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# I see you have broken the 20000 boundary
and given in to the ol' addiction :)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# He got nekkid an' everything!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# yes
you obviously missed the 20k extravaganza...


:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# linketh me!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# ok
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# *adds reply*
congrats!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# so THAT's what a real man
is supposed to look like!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Me too, for, you know, research!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# and stuff
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# That is, as ever, wonderful.
:)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# now that's kwolly tee!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# It's quite good . . .
I sparrows . . .

/coat


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Hahaha
fantastic.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# splendid
how does it smell
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# like sparrow
;)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# fabness :o)
Love the waves he's causing in the water.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Clickety Woo
*Clicks*
*Woos*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# The best thing I've seen here today
WOO-SOMES!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# 7000 posts!

(Linked to be on the safe side - it's probably fine)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Woo
congratulations, you
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# W00t! W00t!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Woo too 7000!
'ning all
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# 'ning ghost
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
# For some reason I'm reading this as
'Woo too 7-oooh!'
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# And with good reason:P
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Woo and Congrats, Trelly!

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# BRN BRN!!
Congies!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# HUMMINA HUMMINA!
Woo!


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Why do I get an image of the Mask with you doing that?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)
# with my eyes sponging out on stalks and my drooling tongue
lolling lasciviously?

Dur! because it DOES!


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# You other brothers can't deny
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)
# *calls 1-800-MIX-A-LOT*
*kicks them nasty thoughts*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO!
congrats.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
# *whistles*
*eyes pop out on long stalks*
hummina hummina
*bangs own head with pan*
*turns into a wolf and slaps foot repeatedly on floor*

Woo yay - congratumilations!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Hurray for Tex Avery! He's my COMPLETE hero!


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Hell yeah!
*receives box from Acme*

*asplodes*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# I wish they'd start releasing DVDs based on animation directors' works rather than just their characters
I really need a complete works of Tex Avery and Bob Clampett section to my DVD shelf.

Also, you need to see Tex's caricature of Frank Sinatra.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Yay!
Woo! and congrats etc!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# when I reach
35,000
do I have to get naked?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# if you do then i've missed my window.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I think I've missed out completely on this phenomenon
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# you could just do a 'guess the body part' competition
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# maybe, maybe not.
today though, I feel like this:
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# sunshine and clouds on your mind
and mountains in your stride
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# yes, yes.
Lovely.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# today I feel hungdover
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# which is a shame
because I'm dead canny and I don't deserve it.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# *enhuggles*
I too have post-alcoholic stress disorder today
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# That's Woo
Definitely Woo
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# I liek this!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# theres a rock cock in there
covered in 'snow'
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Yes. Yes you do.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I've already done my "bumming myself" picture
I think that's enough sexy.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# you'll never wait that long!
C];0p

'ning!


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# morning
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# If you need to pretend like we made you, then yes
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# nobodies ever made me naked other than myself :(
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT JESUS?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# NEVER MIND THAT, WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOW HANDSOME FURBURGER IS FOR AWHILE?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# OH GOD, HE IS ONE SEXY MOTHERFUCKER. I'D TOTALLY TURN FOR HIM.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# congratulovelitations
Mrs T!

*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# *smoooshes*
'Ning Debs
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# *pounces from behind*
when do you think you'll hit 4,000?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# I've been avoiding and ignoring milestones and associated nudity
I think I'll wait til 10,000 and just a do a split beaver shot or something.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# I am normally against animal cruelty as a rule
but I could make an exception for this.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# that's the spirit
do away with all the tease shots and just give your public what they want
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# For my next milestone
I'm going to see how many layers of clothing I can wear.

This is the way forward.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I may do this!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Woo indeed & congrats.
You're a confident young lady aren't you?
;o)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Not at all actually!
I'm showing you the bits I like - which aren't many!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Haha
Still, judging by the amount of b3tans turning into cartoon wolves, you've now got your own "Mrs.T Nekid Appreciation Society".
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Would seem so
Which is strangely gratifying!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# I'm photoshopping the rest of you in as we speak
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Make it flattering, there's a good chap!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Now that's a woman
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *checks*
Yup, I am!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# that's a house
THAT'S A BEE!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Oh my!
BOTTIES!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# i pop away from the pc for five minutes!
and i nearly miss this! woo! and congratulations on your 7000!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# grat your lations!
firmly round the ankles.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# congratz!!!!
(almost at 8k but will not be doing anything as riskque as that lol)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# I just have to think what to do for 8k now...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# BOTTY!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# word up johnny!!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# 'sup
Benjy
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Congrats on all your posts :-)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# is he about to stick his thumb up the bird?

Ventriloquist booking errors



(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Office Lol
I would pay good, hard-earned cash to see either of those.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Hahaha
That bottom one is brill.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# PHWOAR!
congrats
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# crikey!
congrats

*saves in speshal folder*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# woo yay!!!
i came back just in time to come!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Well done to you, Madam!
And an 'I Say!' to the pic.


:)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Woo!
Yes that's definitely very fine!

'ningall...

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Sideboob!
you get to join the sexy b3tan club.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Aythangyew!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# you're welcome.
Not that I'm a member...yet.

A summer in the gym and you'll be seeing my 5000 post pic *pretty* soon
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Congratulations, Lovely Lady!
ARSE! woot woot
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# ARSE!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# DRINK!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# *BOING THUDUDUDUDA*
Well that's me not leaving my desk for the next few hours ... and CONGRATS!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Boot it
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
# bugger of a job tipping it
over the bar! Woo!


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)
# the french need a goal that big*


*knows nothing of football
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I thought 'OOH! an egg! Mort's gonna pop out of that!'

'ning Squiddles! Have this WOO!


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning, Dave
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)
# *claps and gleees, like a kid inna clap and glee shop!*
like a kid inna clap and glee shop!*MUCH better! Ace!


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Result!
that's something everyone can enjoy!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# HA HA HA
woo yay to novelty egg cups!

and Woo yay to MORE MORT!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)
# I SHELL not be happy until Mort has been added!
All-white?


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)
# alblumen 'eck
you're a yolker
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)
# I'm happy now, as he's Morted it all up!
as he's Morted it all up!So this pun thread is ova


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG !!!

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)
# eggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggegg
eggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggegg

quick nings evreewon
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)
# 'nings!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)
# eieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieiei
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)
#
ning
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)
# ...and he thought he looked so cool back in the 80s.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# it's not a perm' it's a temporary
Woo yay good ning to all and sundry

this post is brought to you in association with Eden Pork Scratchings, 10% more pig hair than your average scratching! mmmmmmmmm, that's good pork scratching!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# IT IS THE MARK OF A QUALITY SCRATCHING
No hair - no thanks
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# may your first child
be a male child
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# and your loins be girded
with the fruit of a thousand anchovies
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)
# I like anchovies
but this is a whole new level of anchovy loving
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)
# I hope this doesn't happen
as she is currently a 4 year old girl

It might be a bitter blow to her
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
# HA HA HA
well - alright then.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)
# I've heard that some disreputable scratching scratchers
add ginger pubes to try and fool an unsuspecting pubelic into buying their sus-standard pork related products


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# SCANDAL!
the Maily Dale shall hear of this!

Good ning pleasant simpleton :)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Who're you calling peasant!?


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Is it pheasant season?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Only the hairiest hog lumps get the Debbilgrrrrl seal of approval
*smooosh*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)
# *humps hairy log*


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Arf!
I need your puffball skirt, your pixie boots and your Raleigh Burner...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# RIP Frank Butcher
Is anyone up for doing a 2 minutes silent run-a-round at midday?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Does silence
include pictures?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# yes. pictures. And pain. Pictures and pain

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)
# oh dear
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# where's the cdc ffs?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)
# if this has a pic with it
then yes
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# and you sir
good ning, I shall be responding to your splendid email within moments.

I suggest you gird your loins in preperation!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# ±!!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/7455391


I didn't even see your comment when I typed this

we obviously have girding on the mind today
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
brilliant in an 80's advert style!
gerroff, gimme some, gerroff!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Please post pictures when you start a new thread on this board
it's what Mike Reid would have wanted.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# G-ger-ger-g-ger-g-ger-g-ger-GO
to /talk!

'ning all
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# 'ning miss
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# *abducts*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# ning Debts
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# *stuffs pillow up jumper*
*slicks back hair*
*serenades from below your balcony*

warble!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# save your love my darling
save your love
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# that is EXACTLY what I was going for
*joins in on bongos*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# *puts on Renata wig*


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)
# HA HA HA
*rubs vaseline on lense*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# 0_o


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# mmmmmnnngggghhhhhh
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# That's how I drive
it is
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# EVERYONE
Ignore this post and post comments on the female
silver surfer pic below instead.
it deserves your comments more than this
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# seconded!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# I wish it had been this cunt.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)
# GAH - you cuntbucket
good job I just spazzed back ;)


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)
# No.
Fuck off.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# As requested by Chorizowagon


to go along with this from last week....





(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# ooooh
it's nice is that
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# I agree with this
I also sex you, Aphex the Mink, enthusiastically by way of celebration.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# i love celebrating,
it's pure awesome.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# *Films*

5. Profit!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# that is ace that is!
very nicely done.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# shiny
nicely done
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# very nice too
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# woo!
that's looking really good.

i can't help thinking that it should be on a black starry background.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Was going to be...
... but I accidentally erased the background and realy liked the result!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I like this
for it is made of good things
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# DON'T START A NEW THREAD WITHOUT A PICTURE!
C];0)

Woo! That's fab! and I'm 'avin' it! EDIT: AND Spidergirl! Woo!


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# you sir
are what we in the business call
"a smartarse"

=D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# *buffs buttcheeks*

TING!


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# smart
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Nice style.
Woo!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Silver Surfette!
Woo!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# its fabulous
Mike Reid would have cried
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# I never trust people who wear tinted glasses eg. Mike Read
This, however, I trust implicitly. Woo!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# G'ning all


Good weekend?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)
# 'ning sir
was ok.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)
# proper excellent.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Well huzzah for that
I did almost exactly fuck all the entire weekend.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Housework and piano playing
So 50/50 really

1
*runs away laughing*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# *trips*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# *braces self*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# ning finky
aye, I passed my karate grading, so I am no longer a defenceless pleb
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Yay!
What kyu?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# err...8th
but then I've only been doing it for 2 months
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Yes.
I didn't get laid but I was in such a good mood this morning that everyone at work kept asking who she was.

Life is good.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# 'ning all
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)
# needs more CDC
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)
# already there
he's in the middle...

badum-tish...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Touché!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# How is this a Touché?
...unless you are Bush...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
#
The phrase touché is often used in popular culture and general conversation—for example, in an argument or debate. If one person presents an argument and another delivers a clever or apt response, the first person may respond with "touché" as a way of acknowledging a good response.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# innit
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)
# ^this
I wasn't responding to the picture, but to Brains' comment
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)
# excellent work
this is I like
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)
# thankee :)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# 'ning Freebs =)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Ace!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Excellent
Nicely done *clicks*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# thanks mr P-Dog!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)
# That's ok,
you cerebral snack!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Braw!
Good job!

EDIT: Hello all! *wayves chummily*


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)
# thank you Mr Hat
I hope today finds you well sir!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# yes, indeedy, thanks
indeedy thanksWe had a very nice weekend which was pretty well packed so I'm a bit tired but well-Braw!

you?


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# i'm in fine fettle thanks.
i have finally unpacked all of my house moving boxes.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# 'Ning Sire
3
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# oh, HE doesn't have to ask for a 'ning? :p
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
#
ashally . . .


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)
# No he doesn't, because he is DTH
You have to grovel for it *brandishes whip*

2
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Make mine a double brandish!
HIC!


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)
# o_O
i thought we had something special
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# evidentally not special enough
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# 'ning Mr Hat.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# super stuff
'ning, you bunch of idjits.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
# oo are yew corling idjits?
i int a idjit, its just cosmetick
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)
# 'ning Hamster
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# All this waiting, and then...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# pfft
have a woo.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# ?
tooo morning much time for HP.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# It has less to do with HP
and so much more to do with viagra spam . . .

Arf! unt Woo! to the ace pic!


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# 'Netherwand'!
Pfffft!
5
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Sounds
like a wizards anal sex toy.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# OI
i said 'ning!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)
# As did I
that's two 'nings, please...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)
# 'Ning Phexy, 'ning PD
Nice try ;-)
4
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# How are you on this wonderous morning
that is so full of sunshine and happiness it'd be a shame to sit there not talking?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# good girl
*sits back patiently*

*idly buffing my helmet*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)
# 'ning Mrs T
Good weekend?


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Dave.
*doffs tricorner*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# *bows*

*swirls cape*


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
#
*miniature applause*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)
# GAH!
You've given me the clap . . .


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)
# oh stop
herp(e)ing on about it!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# i'm afrAIDS you're gonna have to stop that now
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# What are you gonor(rhea) do about it?


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# HP-RIS
mostly
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Dose it make more sence if i read the potter books?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)
# it might make SENSE
for you to read some books once in a while
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick
n' simple

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# "ahhhhhh"
got ag I gooking ack?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Am I being retarded again,
or RIS?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# I've got lots of those on my wall.
nice to see it the correct way up.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Looks like an inverted cross
naughty naughty
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Damn
my soul
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
#
SOUL BE DAMNED!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# DOLE BE SAMMED!
That's right, let's get Serious Sam in to attack the Dole somehow.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)
# The Last Supper Code

Well I know what I saw when I looked: For people that don't know what I'm talking about click here

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# my god!
it'll turn the catholic church upside down and all the choir boys will fall out!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# pfft
*head explodes*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# hahaha
this very much
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# better not show this to Dan Brown
there will be an explosion in his pance
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Pance is the new spellling and I shall use it from now on.




* Edit

He likes to be called Derren ;)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# a vigorous throbbing pancegasm indeed
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Thats the way my father told him to paint it!
whats the problem?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# hehehe
I can just imagine Leonardo:

"Right...let's try new layer...reduce opacity...flip horizontal...bit of clone tool...that'll fox 'em"
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# I think he would have wrote a new app for it
saying photoshop wasn't up to the job. Then he would have made a new OS for the app and a CPU to run it all.

He was a bit of a fucking show off wasn't he.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# yeah
I bet there's an inky sepia drawing of it all somewhere, with a note saying "if only contemporary technology was up to my innovative genius...sigh"
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# I like that one.
Boss: why is this shite?

Me: contemporary technology isn't up to my innovative genius...sigh
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Am I the only one who thinks this is all bullshit?
edit: Not your take on it though, how rude of me!
6
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# i'd love to hear more of your views........
........
=)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# that should knock another one off her countdown
; )
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# 'ning Sexy McTrelly
'ning all
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# 'ning mink
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# 'ning PD
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# How are you
on this lovely morning?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# not too bad
how's yourself?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)
# To be fair
would he really have expected us to have invented computers, photoshop, AND tried flipping his images over themselves?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# I think bullshit doesn't cover it. Thats how much bull shit you need and then some.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Bullshit alert!
There is nothing funny going on. It just looks like the picture's been fcuked up.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# I'm definitely getting the Alien Jeezus there =)
'ning everyone
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# I'd 'ning you


(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Hurrah, I love mondays!
'ningly noo all.... have some toilet humour. :)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# *throws up*
'Ning BB

8
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# well, clearly the chap in the cartoon is a connoisseur
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)
# *does not understand*


7
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)
# you don't have to,
just keep posting...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)
# that's the strategy I use
and it hasn't failed me yet

well, it hasn't failed much

ok, it's failed a lot

actually, it's never worked

:/

*cries*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# go and sit outside on the steps of the prestigous B3ta Towers,
and don't come back until tea time.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# but I'm there already
wanking onto the door

but they still won't let me in!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# well,
you're not doing it fast enough!!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# but I'm already on fire!!!
OMG FUCKING GOD I'M A FLAMETHROWER!

A FLAMING PERCY THROWER!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# *douses*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# *dowses*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# *cowsies*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# *peuces*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# *magentas*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
# *taupes*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# *tape worms*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# *disc arachnids*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# CDCritters?
See what I did there?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# TOATSERS?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Breadbugs
Getting a bit cramped here :D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# You can pretend it has
by just continuing in the same fashion.


flares, please
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# FLARES! FLARES! FLARES! FLARES! FLARES! FLARES! FLARES!
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# *flares nostrils*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# hahha
:D

edit: yay for toilet humour!


edit: and yes TOAT!!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
# hahaha!!




*voms*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
# hurhur
and 'ning
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)
# ahhhahah!
 
Excellent.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)
# *giggles whilst throwing up*
*chokes to death*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)
# *tries vainly to resuscitate*
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
who's gonna paint me now?!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# gets can of bright red car spray
I'll give it a crack!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# hurrah!!
*poses*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# oh - I forgot
I have a preview for you

I'll email you

just have to download the photo
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# yay!!
*comes*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Quick
CDC him!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# erk!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# hahah
hahaha
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# *spurts bright blue car paint*
wow, what the hell have I been eating?

oh well

*shakes the can*

*spurts more*

ok, now to start with the spraypaint :)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# it's not drying very well......
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# use a hairdryer
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# smells funny too....
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
# use two hairdryers
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# argh!!!
it burns!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# *hands over 3rd hairdryer*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Oh my.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# bArf!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# mmm so tasty
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# Bah!
not again, waiter, this tastes like shit.

WOO! and 'Ning!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# now wipe your face
you've dribbled some down your chin
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)

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