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# Superwho's a What now?
w00... utter crap!



Click for bigger (219KB)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:11, archived)
# you are the first person ever to use that source pic
to make a joke about bumming


well done
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:12, archived)
# ...
i thought it'd probably bindun
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:14, archived)
# a fair few years ago matey
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:15, archived)
# myugh...
.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Micto in the 4th pane...?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:14, archived)
# 'pain'
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:15, archived)
# before or after?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:16, archived)
# 'payin' after
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:17, archived)
# LOL
ANAL RAPE!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:17, archived)
# No reference to the semen pouring from his eyes?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Yes,
because in earth years Lois Lane is ONLY 15 KRYPTON YEARS OLD!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and crappy


Amy Winebottle
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] may as well go for this again then...
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] ... and this...
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:09, archived)
# ... and I'm done. See you all next week.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Been bloody talk like a pirate day today, hasn't it...
you wouldn't believe the amount of clever little arseholes I've taught today who kept replying 'Yarrrr' when I called the registers...
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:13, archived)
# is that the sum total of their efforts?
how utterly shite
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:16, archived)
# there were other references throughout the lectures today...
however that one alone was the most annoying
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:17, archived)
# You should've got back to them
by making their names sound all piraty
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:18, archived)
# ;)
Just thank the gods it's only one day
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Uh huh
Bet you say that to all the lifeforms.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] who in the name of piss is amy winehouse?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:08, archived)
# she's just this girl
y'know?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)
# heh
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:11, archived)
# ...
Strange alcoholic drug taking singer with an odd beehive... Just your type Micto. ;)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Popular in Cheshire


Too Shit to deserve it's own thread.
Or it's own Pudding.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:19, archived)
# pirate video tapes? must have bindun.
probably a day late for the bandwagon, but have this anyway - it kept me nicely occupied instead of the real work i should be getting on with.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:01, archived)
# this is rather hatstand
and that is never a bad thing! woo!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:02, archived)
# only 4 more hours of pirate day? :(
*cries*


...and woo, with a splash of yay!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)
# it be pirate day for another 18 hours, if ye set sail westwarrrrds
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:06, archived)
# ok....


NOW, you're scaring me :P
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:08, archived)
# hahaha
1991 lol
;)

and with this, I bid adieu, my good lads!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)
# 'fondles'
bye bye!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:14, archived)
# yarrrr!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Hahaha
nicely
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:12, archived)
# o_O
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
YES!!!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# LEAVE MADDY ALONE!!
*cries like a loon*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# HAHAHA
I could've got 2 Brandow-wagons in one!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Give the kid Winehouse's legs and you coulda compo'd it!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Hahaha
WIN!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Now *that's* a movie I would go out and watch

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*click*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Ta muchly!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:55, archived)
# haha
make him say woo!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Oooh good idea :D
I'll do that next time.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)
# i just realized that Brandow
is the Anti-Estevez
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:08, archived)
# DING DING DING!
You have just won the internet.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:53, archived)
# What!?!
Where did you get the source for this insanity?

p.s. have a click.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:53, archived)
# cheers
I don't normally divulge such info, but seeing as I like you I will! In the comedy section of this link
THIS LINK IS MOSTLY NSFW
www.ilovetaints.net/TAINTPHOTOS/
The rest of it is NSFFA
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Ta!
I scrolled down too far and read "Hairy midget tranny porn".

I'm not impressed.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:57, archived)
# yup, that's the NSFFA bit
: o

but there's a fair bit of good source material there
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Jesus Christ on a shit propelled helicopter!

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:00, archived)
# 'remembers for future shopping'
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:01, archived)
# :O
*shocked*
*takes PC to bathroom for further inspection where the light's better*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)
# I am less than 3 taints?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:05, archived)
# hahaha ace!
*clicks*

but does that guy have a hardon?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:55, archived)
# haha probably
'fires up tattyshop to animate'



= D
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:55, archived)
# !
( THIS )10
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)
# hahaha
what the gentleman above just said!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:01, archived)
# I would be surprised if he hadn't
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)
# I see your point!
 


hehehe...see what I did there
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:58, archived)
# *hides point*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:16, archived)
# who the fuck is that guy?
ps nice source :D
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:57, archived)
# he's been
knocking about on the board for a while now, Brandow's the name, law's the game (so I hear)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE


Amy Winehouse: We love tabloid superstar Amy Winehouse. With her massive hair, blistering jazz pipes and nasty habits, all she's missing is a series of puerile photoshop gags made at her expense. So let's put that right.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Too. Much. Honour.

*fires up tattyshop anyway* ;)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Ohh...
shite.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] haha TOP TOAP!
'edit'

sod it, I'll stick this here instead of starting a new thread

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Cheers.
:D
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)
# TOT
Text on transparency
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)
# No, no, no.
YOU'RE a tot, you are!

*crosses arms, sticks tongue out and nods*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I have nothing against funny texts on a picture
but I don't think they generally count as a picture for an image challenge though
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Neither does a text post that only says "wank".
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Why are you telling me?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Because.
You're a pirate.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:55, archived)
# *keelhaules*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I would complain
But frankly we're all a little scared of you now :P
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Why?
Have I missed something?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
# I was thinking
the same thing
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Avast!
I haven't seen you around for a while!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# yeah
I've been a bit strange lately in general
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Oh?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Rob posted some pics of Fraser and Tomsk
and asked us to become his photoshopping bitches
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:44, archived)
# This
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] wank
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:40, archived)
# ^ gets my vote!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)
# clicks
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Good god
There is no way I can get through a week with that junky in Photoshop
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:40, archived)
# have you been wanking off to that?
heroin and steroids, it what all the stars are doing now.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
# I thought it was Condie Rice
before I read it.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
# would
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
# fuck that
she's up there with Pete Doherty on my list, which is they are complete fuckwonders who don't deserve the publicity.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:44, archived)
# stab Winehouse and Doherty in the face repeatedly with needles
woman?


(I'm so sorry)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:47, archived)
# nout wrong with that suggestion
....wait, oh you wanted that as a picture? Oops.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:49, archived)
# picture was not necessary
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Exactly.
This may well be the first week I have to stay away from b3ta. I don't think I can stand this competition.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# must be better than
AIDSLOL.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:54, archived)
# I didn't even know who she is until now
not that I care
*sigh*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay, Pearoast excuse

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:01, archived)
# I praise here
I very enjoy picture of this.
(, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't we just do this all week?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:02, archived)
# hahaha this wins everything
although I already bod adieu
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh No No No
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
#
yes
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Well, we all know who'll win that one
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)
# ME!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Ps: compo it
;)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Then I'd have to Nazi myself.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)
# You'll go blind!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Tubgirl?
Veronica Moser?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:16, archived)
# The font
is Alba
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
# They didn't make their own?
Ffs! At least I had a go. The 'h' is a work of art. Nearly.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# check it out
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# All fixed now!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:00, archived)
# I've realised who you are.
slow brain day
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:16, archived)
# I'm sorry Sir. The invite clearly states...
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)
# *Yiff*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)
# pfffft, you funny cnut
:)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
# fuck me
is it yiff time?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Why the hell not
lately, b3tatime is yifftime
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Hahaha
They look gutted
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)
# I know that one
you have to wear the pink lady's dress, and then give the herring to the troll.
:D

woo!


In the other news, this kind of pics always remind me of yiffing.com (NSFA). I don't like them.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't tell me off for being rubbish :(


But apparantly Janice from Friends does look a little bit like Amy Winehouse :)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Oh
Couldn't be arsed with the whole microphone thing, just pretend it isn't there
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)
# My doctor told me to stop pretending the microphones weren't there
but I'm getting rather good at it
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Where?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:37, archived)
# There on the stair
A microphone with clogs on
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:40, archived)
# no unshopped pics please
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)
# oh wow!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Spooky
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)
# So, I guess you can compo that one then.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
# what's the compo?
haven't been on b3ta for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# erm
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:47, archived)
# yeah
i just looked. I'm genuinely scared.

Seriously, someone told me to do that about five minutes before the compo started o.O

Maybe i'm possessed by some b3ta ghost. I'm going to sneak into peoples bathrooms when they're in the shower and draw CDCs in the steam on the window :o
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:49, archived)
# I've been doing that
works like a charm
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:55, archived)
# you see
that's artwork at its finest
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Compos are set every wednesday.
Look up to Fraser's post.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:49, archived)
# I did.
Apparantly i've become Derek Acorah. Except instead of telling 80 year old men that I think they *might* know somebody that died, i've become psychic and can predict the b3ta image challenge. I could earn millions
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Compo it.
*sigh*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
# i like how
you've tried to hide the seams ;)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:40, archived)
# i'll have you know
that took all of zero minutes!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)
# *tries to figure how to spell the horrid laugh*
*gives up*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
# According to google
It's "(Janice laugh)".

Imagine how bad it would be if the directors had a certain laugh in their head and then whoever played Janice showed up at auditions and they were like "it's not perfect but she'll do".

Actually don't, it makes you want to hide under a blanket.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)
# another dark one for teh lads.....
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:33, archived)
# I like "Wrong Place to Hike"
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Sinister stuff..
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Buffy? Is that you?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:37, archived)
# that reminds me of a photo i took in a subway in wolverhampton-
the guy in the subway went mad for photographing him and tried to steal my camera.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)
# nice and creepy woo
reminds me of this wot i did
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
# luv these :)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# cheers, av another
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
and another
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
and another
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
etc
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
etc
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:49, archived)
# awesome collection :)
*glees*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:55, archived)
# another?


(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:53, archived)
# am it still pirate tiem?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Woo!
Yar!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Yesh!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Jesus R. Christ!
That gives me the nightmares

and is that a costume at all?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:34, archived)
# i don't think
it could pass as casual day wear
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:37, archived)
# because of the eye?
or the cat?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:40, archived)
# those,
and the bulge in the crotch region
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)
# o_O
       '"
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# NSFW
its rude bits.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Fluff pr0n!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Useless trivia:
There is a bloke with no legs and no arms who gets the tube about the same time as I do in the morning. He has two stumps like that one to walk, which he does with surprising dexterity, given there is a flight of stairs to the platform. Most amazing of all, he is always listening to an ipod. How does this dude operate it without any hands, his nose?

Hats off to the bloke
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:35, archived)
# maybe he gets
other people to push his ipod buttons
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Never seen him ask anyone when i'm on the same carriage
plus he has an air of 'determined independence'
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)
# is this the same bloke
who lives by himself at the 30th floor of the aprtement building, and every day takes the elevator to go down and go to working. However, when he return home, he only takes the elevator up only if it's raining.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Yarrr
*coughs*
Yaaaay
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:35, archived)
# There be no pirates here maties

stupid optimisation making things slow :(
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:07, archived)
# That's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding, here is a similar picture I made...
here is a similar picture I made...
(CFB)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:09, archived)
# hooray!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Your
Broam levels are alarmingly high.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:24, archived)
# but how is it propelled?!
/I see, I was convinced it was going uphill
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:32, archived)
# You work that goose!
Nicely done
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:21, archived)
# nice scrolly background!
*honk honk*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
flidgoose has a funny walk ;)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Yarr, ye be doin' it wrong.
Tha goose shul' be pullin tha ca-aaaaaar.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Be strong me lads!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:58, archived)
# tries to resist
'fails'

lovely bit o' shoppin'!!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:00, archived)
# ta!
it took bloody ages
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:01, archived)
# BOBFOC
That is all
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:01, archived)
# haha you meanie!
=P

inclined to agree...
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Bring Own Beverages, Food, Oil and Condiments?
hat that kind of parties
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Body Off Baywatch
Face Off Crimewatch
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:11, archived)
# nonono
Body off The Living Planet
Face off Crimewatch
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Body off The Living Planet and some porn site
Edit: I got this off a porn site

Click for source (SFW)

The boob man!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:24, archived)
# haha
look at his little happy face! (who wouldn't have such a smile).

On further ehmmm investigation over the mermaid lady, I concluded it's nothing a good dentist cannot fix.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:30, archived)
# I thought that was Lembit Opik
MP and cheeky cheeky boy
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Hmm
Must have been a fun job finding the source pic for the bottom. Oh, and the top...........
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:03, archived)
# indeed. There is no middle ground between filtered (not what I want) and non-filtered (hardcore porn)
besides, it seems that "blonde" now is exclusively a porn related term
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:06, archived)
# FISH WITH TITS!
Or something?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Perfect!
That's breakfast sorted!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:08, archived)
# I can still see a bit of nipple :P
Nice shoppage!
Not nearly big enough boobies though ;)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:07, archived)
# sneak preview ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/7630262

and has a strong correlation with impossibly large boobs (those are not boobies anymore)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Arrr!
They be boobies no more! They be man-eating ameobas! With sharks teeth for nipples!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:12, archived)
# these be the great technical wonders of our modern times
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:23, archived)
# *smells her fish fingers*

nicely...are those clothes pegs on her tail?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:33, archived)
# not that I know of. I don't think mermaids have clother anyhow
but instead a Siamese Fighting Fish might use them to pinch its adversary nipples.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Wow
that is one cool looking fish...and may I add: top shop!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# ta!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# paris
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Fucking would
mate, don't ever test me.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:59, archived)
# hyuk!
she's purdy!!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Pfft
Shopped pics only!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Hey Cletus!
Your cousin's come to say hi!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:08, archived)
# yahoy!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Arf
That made me giggle far more than it should.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:13, archived)
# For she is a bit of a mong
me lovely hearties
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:14, archived)
# theres a girl in blackburn that looks exactly like that
and I saw a girl in preston that looks like Hurley from Lost...
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:21, archived)
# hahaha
how lovely :D
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Still recognisably her
Doesn't say much for her does it? :D Woo!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Absolute genius!

*clicks*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:54, archived)
# haha woo!!
'licks'
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:58, archived)
# that gets a woo...
uhuh!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:30, archived)
# REpost time
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Avast Ye! 'av ye a pirates!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Cock Pirates Ahoy!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:45, archived)
# I must have slipped my "nib" arr
:)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:45, archived)
# pearoast in reply
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:48, archived)
# and yet they still struggle...
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Arrharharhar
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:54, archived)
# har har!
and not worth it's own

have some lovin' ; D
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:58, archived)
# christ almighty
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:50, archived)
# he looks friendly
:D
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:51, archived)
# meats
I love your stuff. Now bend over
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:17, archived)
# how high?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Playing about with filters, suddenly this appeared..
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:42, archived)
# looks like you took the smart filter off...
i'd better put that back on... you dont want a bush invasion
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Arrrgh!
That's just bloody scary, that is.

You might want to change camera angle though, it's picked up a reflection of yourself.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
My secret is out
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:48, archived)
# /Poos
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:01, archived)
# And now, the news

(too much effort for a crap joke)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:08, archived)
# fuckin' woo!
and a barrel of rum
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:11, archived)
# right...
it looks like he has just pulled off the biggest fart known to man onboard the ship and the ancor has smelt it and has one look of wonder and confusion upon his face...
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Tribs?! At the Department?! It's an invasion!


/Just watched 28 Week Later
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Thats a braw film
I had a zombie fest recently...every film I could lay my hands on, the marvel zombies series, and World War Z by Max Brooks
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:37, archived)
# I just saw this movie a week or so ago,
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and it's funny as hell, and the cover alone is woth it. :)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Otherwise known as "Braindead"
In the UK.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:13, archived)
# I spent the entire film shouting "Oh you stupid bitch".
Most of the things happening were due to moronic women running about opening doors and generally sodding it all up.

I was also told there was a really gruesome bit in the film. Where was that?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Possibly the helicopter choppy-choppy bit?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Oh right.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Woo
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:17, archived)
# I got a barrister to talk like a pirate in court today.
He was addressing the jury about a burglary and said "Avast, the couple went down stairs, and thought shiver me timbers, there's someone in our house"
Made me snigger behind my computer
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Arrr, all the politicin in the world couldn't save you from my roasted peas!


Thar be black gold under them dunes!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
# hahahaha
love the map
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:27, archived)
# the truth about this pic
that map is of the whitehouse. he rigged the elections so he could get his hands on the site now he just digs holes for his black gold
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Pfft!
wooing yay!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Century Gothic FTW!
Haha I lolled :)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Haha, I love the way
that the QAR appears to be made of surplus garden decking from B&Q ;)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:40, archived)
# gyarrrrrrrrr...
avast ye scurvy scalywags! i be unsure as to wether or not
i already been postin this here picture...i figured it be all right
either way this bein talk like a pirate day! so have yerselves a
pirate picture/possible pearoast.
...GYARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Click for yarr-er (200KB)

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:54, archived)
# aye, be a fair maiden it be be it it be
about to do a fair days killin!

arr

:)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:55, archived)
# arr.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:56, archived)
# I thought I saws a ninja tharrabouts
arrr

:)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Bigger is
awsome. Nicely
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:56, archived)
# ^this
Woo *foof*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:58, archived)
# that's lully :)
woo to you :D
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:56, archived)
# you are..
making the internets look so lovely!
very woo!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Woo
And who are you calling scaly!:P I moisturise you know!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:57, archived)
# ooo fiddly
nice

Has anyone seen Atonement?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:59, archived)
# You did
but I'll let you off because it is awesome

Gaarrr etc.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Ooo purdy.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:02, archived)
# yarr scurvy dogs

a pea from last year
Calico Jack made entirely from his own flag
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:04, archived)
# That
contains much woo.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:06, archived)
# I'll giv' ye a taste o' the cat, ye sorry matey...
I'm mean thanks! Now

swab the deck :)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:11, archived)
# this is amazing
absolutely spiffing.

/as is the original post, obviously :)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:11, archived)
# fab!
i mean *cough* yarr, a fair wench she be
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:04, archived)
# splendid!

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:17, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
fantastic, i be pearoasting this again...

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:24, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, pirate perches on parrots shoulder.
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Yarski!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:43, archived)
# In Russia, Bakewell Tart eats YOU!!!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Sounds good to me!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:49, archived)
# He's not lying!
i have a friend from russia.... he lost a leg when he was attacked in a dark ally but he was to ashamed to say by what but it wasnt any animal.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:50, archived)
# slight tj:
has anyone ever made a picture of pi(e) that was exactly 3.14 kbs?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:50, archived)
# should be an icon
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:50, archived)
# heres a tip.
why dont you be the first?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:51, archived)
# because I wouldn't be, as I'd thought
:p
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:09, archived)
# maybe..
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:59, archived)
# meh, beaten :)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:04, archived)
# by one byte?!
mine is more pie-tastic =]

YOU CANNOT EAT A PI
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:06, archived)
# pffft, ok, ok, ok
thought so :)

/How d'you make it a specific size like that?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:10, archived)
# in photoshop:
"save for web", tick the arrow on the left the other left, select "optimise to filesize"
it's only "about" that size though, I had to enter 3.15 to get this result
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:13, archived)
# this information is most useful
cheers
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:16, archived)
# hmm not sure
i almost did :D

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Pfffffft
Nice one sir
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:06, archived)
# In Soviet Russia this joke has been done a million times already
and better
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:57, archived)
# sorry


Click for bigger (103KB)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Sometimes these things have to done
Can you imagine that lot having an argument?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Cheeky sods
Also Doug?
And woo!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:43, archived)
# eeew
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Cor, ace.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)

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