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I dont know anymore ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:11,
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you are the first person ever to use that source pic
to make a joke about bumming well done
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:12,
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...
i thought it'd probably bindun
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I dont know anymore ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:14,
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a fair few years ago matey
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:15,
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myugh...
.
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I dont know anymore ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:17,
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Micto in the 4th pane...?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:14,
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'pain'
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:15,
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before or after?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:16,
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'payin' after
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:17,
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LOL
ANAL RAPE!
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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:17,
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No reference to the semen pouring from his eyes?
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:24,
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Yes,
because in earth years Lois Lane is ONLY 15 KRYPTON YEARS OLD!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 21:08,
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quick and crappy
Amy Winebottle
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daveydje is hedging his hogs on ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:04,
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may as well go for this again then...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:08,
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... and this...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:09,
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... and I'm done. See you all next week.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:10,
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hahaha
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:11,
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Been bloody talk like a pirate day today, hasn't it...
you wouldn't believe the amount of clever little arseholes I've taught today who kept replying 'Yarrrr' when I called the registers...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:13,
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is that the sum total of their efforts?
how utterly shite
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:16,
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there were other references throughout the lectures today...
however that one alone was the most annoying
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:17,
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You should've got back to them
by making their names sound all piraty
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:18,
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;)
Just thank the gods it's only one day
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:17,
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Uh huh
Bet you say that to all the lifeforms.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:16,
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Arf!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 21:33,
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who in the name of piss is amy winehouse?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:08,
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she's just this girl
y'know?
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:10,
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heh
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:11,
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...
Strange alcoholic drug taking singer with an odd beehive... Just your type Micto. ;)
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daveydje is hedging his hogs on ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:10,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:10,
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Popular in Cheshire
Too Shit to deserve it's own thread. Or it's own Pudding.
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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:19,
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pirate video tapes? must have bindun.
probably a day late for the bandwagon, but have this anyway - it kept me nicely occupied instead of the real work i should be getting on with.
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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it! ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:01,
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this is rather hatstand
and that is never a bad thing! woo!
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:02,
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only 4 more hours of pirate day? :(
*cries* ...and woo, with a splash of yay!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:03,
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it be pirate day for another 18 hours, if ye set sail westwarrrrds
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:06,
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ok....
NOW, you're scaring me :P
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:08,
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hahaha
1991 lol ;) and with this, I bid adieu, my good lads!
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:03,
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'fondles'
bye bye!
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:14,
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yarrrr!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:12,
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Hahaha
nicely
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:12,
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o_O
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:51,
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
YES!!!
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:51,
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LEAVE MADDY ALONE!!
*cries like a loon*
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:51,
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HAHAHA
I could've got 2 Brandow-wagons in one!
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:52,
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Give the kid Winehouse's legs and you coulda compo'd it!
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:53,
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Hahaha
WIN!
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random_monkey Dosadno mi e ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:52,
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Now *that's* a movie I would go out and watch
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:52,
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Hahahaha!
*click*
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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:53,
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:53,
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Ta muchly!
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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:55,
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haha
make him say woo!
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:54,
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Oooh good idea :D
I'll do that next time.
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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:56,
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i just realized that Brandow
is the Anti-Estevez
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:08,
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DING DING DING!
You have just won the internet.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:53,
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What!?!
Where did you get the source for this insanity? p.s. have a click.
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THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik - ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:53,
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cheers
I don't normally divulge such info, but seeing as I like you I will! In the comedy section of this link THIS LINK IS MOSTLY NSFWwww.ilovetaints.net/TAINTPHOTOS/ The rest of it is NSFFA
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:55,
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Ta!
I scrolled down too far and read "Hairy midget tranny porn". I'm not impressed.
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THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik - ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:57,
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yup, that's the NSFFA bit
: o but there's a fair bit of good source material there
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:59,
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Jesus Christ on a shit propelled helicopter!
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:00,
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'remembers for future shopping'
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:01,
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:O
*shocked* *takes PC to bathroom for further inspection where the light's better*
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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:03,
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I am less than 3 taints?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:05,
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hahaha ace!
*clicks* but does that guy have a hardon?
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:55,
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haha probably
'fires up tattyshop to animate' = D
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:55,
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!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:59,
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hahaha
what the gentleman above just said!
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:01,
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I would be surprised if he hadn't
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:56,
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I see your point!
 hehehe...see what I did there
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:58,
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*hides point*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:16,
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who the fuck is that guy?
ps nice source :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:57,
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he's been
knocking about on the board for a while now, Brandow's the name, law's the game (so I hear)
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:59,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE
Amy Winehouse : We love tabloid superstar Amy Winehouse. With her massive hair, blistering jazz pipes and nasty habits, all she's missing is a series of puerile photoshop gags made at her expense. So let's put that right.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins. ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:38,
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Too. Much. Honour.
*fires up tattyshop anyway* ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:39,
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Ohh...
shite.
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:39,
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haha TOP TOAP!
'edit' sod it, I'll stick this here instead of starting a new thread
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:45,
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Cheers.
:D
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:46,
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TOT
Text on transparency
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:46,
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No, no, no.
YOU'RE a tot, you are! *crosses arms, sticks tongue out and nods*
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:47,
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Hahaha
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:52,
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I have nothing against funny texts on a picture
but I don't think they generally count as a picture for an image challenge though
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:46,
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Neither does a text post that only says "wank".
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:48,
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Why are you telling me?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:53,
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Because.
You're a pirate.
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:55,
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*keelhaules*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:17,
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I would complain
But frankly we're all a little scared of you now :P
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:39,
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Why?
Have I missed something?
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:41,
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I was thinking
the same thing
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Bazmonkey baws! ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:43,
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Avast!
I haven't seen you around for a while!
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:45,
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yeah
I've been a bit strange lately in general
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Bazmonkey baws! ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:48,
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Oh?
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:56,
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Rob posted some pics of Fraser and Tomsk
and asked us to become his photoshopping bitches
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:44,
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This
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:51,
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wank
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:40,
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^ gets my vote!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:03,
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clicks
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:38,
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Good god
There is no way I can get through a week with that junky in Photoshop
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:40,
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have you been wanking off to that?
heroin and steroids, it what all the stars are doing now.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:41,
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I thought it was Condie Rice
before I read it.
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:41,
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would
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random_monkey Dosadno mi e ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:41,
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fuck that
she's up there with Pete Doherty on my list, which is they are complete fuckwonders who don't deserve the publicity.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:44,
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stab Winehouse and Doherty in the face repeatedly with needles
woman? (I'm so sorry)
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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:47,
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nout wrong with that suggestion
....wait, oh you wanted that as a picture? Oops.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:49,
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picture was not necessary
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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:59,
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Exactly.
This may well be the first week I have to stay away from b3ta. I don't think I can stand this competition.
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Lord Eggblast The cake is a lie ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:51,
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must be better than
AIDSLOL.
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THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik - ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:54,
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I didn't even know who she is until now
not that I care *sigh*
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:59,
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Yay, Pearoast excuse
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:01,
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I praise here
I very enjoy picture of this.
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ilikecustardtarts ,
Mon 24 Sep 2007, 18:41,
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Can't we just do this all week?
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:02,
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hahaha this wins everything
although I already bod adieu
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:05,
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Oh No No No
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:04,
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yes
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:09,
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Ha!
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:37,
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Well, we all know who'll win that one
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:38,
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ME!
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:40,
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Ps: compo it
;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:41,
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Then I'd have to Nazi myself.
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:42,
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You'll go blind!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:44,
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Tubgirl?
Veronica Moser?
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink. ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:16,
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The font
is Alba
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Fraser has joined the Moomins. ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:41,
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They didn't make their own?
Ffs! At least I had a go. The 'h' is a work of art. Nearly.
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:43,
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check it out
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:45,
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All fixed now!
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:00,
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I've realised who you are.
slow brain day
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:16,
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I'm sorry Sir. The invite clearly states...
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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:36,
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*Yiff*
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:38,
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pfffft, you funny cnut
:)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:39,
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fuck me
is it yiff time?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:40,
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Why the hell not
lately, b3tatime is yifftime
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:41,
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Hahaha
They look gutted
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:42,
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I know that one
you have to wear the pink lady's dress, and then give the herring to the troll. :D woo! In the other news, this kind of pics always remind me of yiffing.com (NSFA). I don't like them.
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:48,
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Don't tell me off for being rubbish :(
But apparantly Janice from Friends does look a little bit like Amy Winehouse :)
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danecobain I have a new sig! ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:34,
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Oh
Couldn't be arsed with the whole microphone thing, just pretend it isn't there
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danecobain I have a new sig! ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:36,
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My doctor told me to stop pretending the microphones weren't there
but I'm getting rather good at it
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:36,
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Where?
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:37,
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There on the stair
A microphone with clogs on
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:40,
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no unshopped pics please
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Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:36,
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oh wow!
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:36,
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Spooky
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Fraser has joined the Moomins. ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:38,
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So, I guess you can compo that one then.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:39,
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what's the compo?
haven't been on b3ta for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages
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danecobain I have a new sig! ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:43,
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erm
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:47,
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yeah
i just looked. I'm genuinely scared. Seriously, someone told me to do that about five minutes before the compo started o.O Maybe i'm possessed by some b3ta ghost. I'm going to sneak into peoples bathrooms when they're in the shower and draw CDCs in the steam on the window :o
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danecobain I have a new sig! ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:49,
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I've been doing that
works like a charm
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:55,
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you see
that's artwork at its finest
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danecobain I have a new sig! ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:56,
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Compos are set every wednesday.
Look up to Fraser's post.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:49,
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I did.
Apparantly i've become Derek Acorah. Except instead of telling 80 year old men that I think they *might* know somebody that died, i've become psychic and can predict the b3ta image challenge. I could earn millions
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danecobain I have a new sig! ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:55,
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Compo it.
*sigh*
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:39,
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i like how
you've tried to hide the seams ;)
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the.jokl @jonksson ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:40,
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i'll have you know
that took all of zero minutes!
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danecobain I have a new sig! ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:46,
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*tries to figure how to spell the horrid laugh*
*gives up*
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:41,
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According to google
It's "(Janice laugh)". Imagine how bad it would be if the directors had a certain laugh in their head and then whoever played Janice showed up at auditions and they were like "it's not perfect but she'll do". Actually don't, it makes you want to hide under a blanket.
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danecobain I have a new sig! ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:52,
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another dark one for teh lads.....
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:33,
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I like "Wrong Place to Hike"
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:36,
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Sinister stuff..
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:37,
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Buffy? Is that you?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:37,
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that reminds me of a photo i took in a subway in wolverhampton-
the guy in the subway went mad for photographing him and tried to steal my camera.
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frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972. ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:38,
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nice and creepy woo
reminds me of this wot i did
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Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:39,
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luv these :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:43,
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awesome collection :)
*glees*
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:55,
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another?
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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising... ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:53,
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am it still pirate tiem?
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the.jokl @jonksson ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:28,
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Woo!
Yar!
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THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik - ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:30,
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Yesh!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:32,
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Jesus R. Christ!
That gives me the nightmares and is that a costume at all?
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:34,
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i don't think
it could pass as casual day wear
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the.jokl @jonksson ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:37,
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because of the eye?
or the cat?
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:40,
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those,
and the bulge in the crotch region
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the.jokl @jonksson ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:42,
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o_O
       '"
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:51,
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NSFW
its rude bits.
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:34,
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Fluff pr0n!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:40,
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Useless trivia:
There is a bloke with no legs and no arms who gets the tube about the same time as I do in the morning. He has two stumps like that one to walk, which he does with surprising dexterity, given there is a flight of stairs to the platform. Most amazing of all, he is always listening to an ipod. How does this dude operate it without any hands, his nose? Hats off to the bloke
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:35,
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maybe he gets
other people to push his ipod buttons
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the.jokl @jonksson ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:39,
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Never seen him ask anyone when i'm on the same carriage
plus he has an air of 'determined independence'
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:48,
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is this the same bloke
who lives by himself at the 30th floor of the aprtement building, and every day takes the elevator to go down and go to working. However, when he return home, he only takes the elevator up only if it's raining.
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:43,
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Yarrr
*coughs* Yaaaay
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:35,
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There be no pirates here maties
stupid optimisation making things slow :(
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THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik - ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:07,
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That's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding, here is a similar picture I made...
here is a similar picture I made...(CFB)
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:09,
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hooray!
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:21,
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Your
Broam levels are alarmingly high.
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THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik - ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:24,
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but how is it propelled?!
/I see, I was convinced it was going uphill
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:32,
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You work that goose!
Nicely done
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:21,
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nice scrolly background!
*honk honk*
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the.jokl @jonksson ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:30,
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Hahahaha
flidgoose has a funny walk ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:33,
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Yarr, ye be doin' it wrong.
Tha goose shul' be pullin tha ca-aaaaaar.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:33,
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Be strong me lads!
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:58,
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tries to resist
'fails' lovely bit o' shoppin'!!
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:00,
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ta!
it took bloody ages
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:01,
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BOBFOC
That is all
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Pachey ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:01,
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haha you meanie!
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:01,
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Bring Own Beverages, Food, Oil and Condiments?
hat that kind of parties
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:04,
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Body Off Baywatch
Face Off Crimewatch
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Pachey ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:11,
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nonono
Body off The Living Planet Face off Crimewatch
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:13,
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Body off The Living Planet and some porn site
Edit: I got this off a porn site Click for source (SFW) The boob man!
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:24,
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haha
look at his little happy face! (who wouldn't have such a smile). On further ehmmm investigation over the mermaid lady, I concluded it's nothing a good dentist cannot fix.
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:30,
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I thought that was Lembit Opik
MP and cheeky cheeky boy
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Dermot O'Logical ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:35,
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Hmm
Must have been a fun job finding the source pic for the bottom. Oh, and the top...........
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munkeh back from the land of the dead ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:03,
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indeed. There is no middle ground between filtered (not what I want) and non-filtered (hardcore porn)
besides, it seems that "blonde" now is exclusively a porn related term
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:06,
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FISH WITH TITS!
Or something?
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Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:07,
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Perfect!
That's breakfast sorted!
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:08,
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I can still see a bit of nipple :P
Nice shoppage! Not nearly big enough boobies though ;)
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:07,
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sneak preview ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/7630262 and has a strong correlation with impossibly large boobs (those are not boobies anymore)
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:09,
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Arrr!
They be boobies no more! They be man-eating ameobas! With sharks teeth for nipples!
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:12,
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these be the great technical wonders of our modern times
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:23,
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*smells her fish fingers*
nicely...are those clothes pegs on her tail?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:33,
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not that I know of. I don't think mermaids have clother anyhow
but instead a Siamese Fighting Fish might use them to pinch its adversary nipples.
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:38,
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Wow
that is one cool looking fish...and may I add: top shop!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:43,
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ta!
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Your watch is BACK ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:45,
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paris
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| ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:58,
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Fucking would
mate, don't ever test me.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:59,
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hyuk!
she's purdy!!
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:59,
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Pfft
Shopped pics only!
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Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:08,
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Hey Cletus!
Your cousin's come to say hi!
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THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik - ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:08,
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yahoy!
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:10,
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Arf
That made me giggle far more than it should.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:13,
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For she is a bit of a mong
me lovely hearties
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:14,
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theres a girl in blackburn that looks exactly like that
and I saw a girl in preston that looks like Hurley from Lost...
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen. ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:21,
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hahaha
how lovely :D
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:22,
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Still recognisably her
Doesn't say much for her does it? :D Woo!
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in vino veritas ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:33,
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limpfish ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:52,
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Hahaha
Absolute genius! *clicks*
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:54,
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haha woo!!
'licks'
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:58,
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that gets a woo...
uhuh!
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this week i am mostly - medicated ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:30,
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REpost time
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FoxA / DannyWeinkauf ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:44,
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Avast Ye! 'av ye a pirates!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:42,
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Cock Pirates Ahoy!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:45,
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I must have slipped my "nib" arr
:)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:45,
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pearoast in reply
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gfreeman is only here for the beer ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:47,
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hahahahaha
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:48,
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and yet they still struggle...
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Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!! ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:49,
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Arrharharhar
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:54,
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har har!
and not worth it's own have some lovin' ; D
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:58,
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christ almighty
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Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:50,
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he looks friendly
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:51,
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meats
I love your stuff. Now bend over
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slippery doctore ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:17,
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how high?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:35,
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Playing about with filters, suddenly this appeared..
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:42,
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looks like you took the smart filter off...
i'd better put that back on... you dont want a bush invasion
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Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!! ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:44,
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Arrrgh!
That's just bloody scary, that is. You might want to change camera angle though, it's picked up a reflection of yourself.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:45,
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Hahahaha
My secret is out
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:48,
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/Poos
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:01,
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And now, the news
(too much effort for a crap joke)
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:08,
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fuckin' woo!
and a barrel of rum
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:11,
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right...
it looks like he has just pulled off the biggest fart known to man onboard the ship and the ancor has smelt it and has one look of wonder and confusion upon his face...
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Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!! ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:12,
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Tribs?! At the Department?! It's an invasion!
/Just watched 28 Week Later
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Lord Eggblast The cake is a lie ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:12,
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Thats a braw film
I had a zombie fest recently...every film I could lay my hands on, the marvel zombies series, and World War Z by Max Brooks
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen. ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:37,
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I just saw this movie a week or so ago,
and it's funny as hell, and the cover alone is woth it. :)
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robotic Loves you all, except for... ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:43,
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Otherwise known as "Braindead"
In the UK.
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Starglider is a rare breed of alien ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:13,
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I spent the entire film shouting "Oh you stupid bitch".
Most of the things happening were due to moronic women running about opening doors and generally sodding it all up. I was also told there was a really gruesome bit in the film. Where was that?
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Lord Eggblast The cake is a lie ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:13,
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Possibly the helicopter choppy-choppy bit?
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen. ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:24,
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Oh right.
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Lord Eggblast The cake is a lie ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:49,
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Hahahahaha
Woo
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:17,
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I got a barrister to talk like a pirate in court today.
He was addressing the jury about a burglary and said "Avast, the couple went down stairs, and thought shiver me timbers, there's someone in our house" Made me snigger behind my computer
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:22,
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Arrr, all the politicin in the world couldn't save you from my roasted peas!
Thar be black gold under them dunes!
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J-Rod chortled as he came ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:22,
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hahahaha
love the map
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Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:27,
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the truth about this pic
that map is of the whitehouse. he rigged the elections so he could get his hands on the site now he just digs holes for his black gold
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Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!! ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:31,
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Pfft!
wooing yay!
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:33,
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Century Gothic FTW!
Haha I lolled :)
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:36,
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Haha, I love the way
that the QAR appears to be made of surplus garden decking from B&Q ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:40,
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gyarrrrrrrrr...
avast ye scurvy scalywags! i be unsure as to wether or not i already been postin this here picture...i figured it be all right either way this bein talk like a pirate day! so have yerselves a pirate picture/possible pearoast. ...GYARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!Click for yarr-er (200KB)
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:54,
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aye, be a fair maiden it be be it it be
about to do a fair days killin! arr :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:55,
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arr.
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:56,
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I thought I saws a ninja tharrabouts
arrr :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:58,
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Bigger is
awsome. Nicely
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robotic Loves you all, except for... ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:56,
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^this
Woo *foof*
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:58,
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that's lully :)
woo to you :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:56,
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you are..
making the internets look so lovely! very woo!
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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:57,
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Woo
And who are you calling scaly!:P I moisturise you know!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:57,
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ooo fiddly
nice Has anyone seen Atonement?
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:59,
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You did
but I'll let you off because it is awesome Gaarrr etc.
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P3te "the Meat" ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:00,
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Ooo purdy.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:02,
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yarr scurvy dogs
a pea from last year Calico Jack made entirely from his own flag
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:04,
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That
contains much woo.
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:06,
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I'll giv' ye a taste o' the cat, ye sorry matey...
I'm mean thanks! Now swab the deck :)
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:11,
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this is amazing
absolutely spiffing. /as is the original post, obviously :)
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Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:11,
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fab!
i mean *cough* yarr, a fair wench she be
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:04,
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splendid!
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:17,
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arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
fantastic, i be pearoasting this again...
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mutster101 fell over ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:24,
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In Soviet Russia, pirate perches on parrots shoulder.
Yarski!
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robotic Loves you all, except for... ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:43,
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In Russia, Bakewell Tart eats YOU!!!
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:44,
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Sounds good to me!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:49,
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He's not lying!
i have a friend from russia.... he lost a leg when he was attacked in a dark ally but he was to ashamed to say by what but it wasnt any animal.
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Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!! ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:50,
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slight tj:
has anyone ever made a picture of pi(e) that was exactly 3.14 kbs?
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Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:50,
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should be an icon
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Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:50,
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heres a tip.
why dont you be the first?
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Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!! ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:51,
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because I wouldn't be, as I'd thought
:p
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Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:09,
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maybe..
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:59,
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meh, beaten :)
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:04,
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by one byte?!
mine is more pie-tastic =] YOU CANNOT EAT A PI
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:06,
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pffft, ok, ok, ok
thought so :) /How d'you make it a specific size like that?
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Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:10,
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in photoshop:
"save for web", tick the arrow on the left the other left, select "optimise to filesize" it's only "about" that size though, I had to enter 3.15 to get this result
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:13,
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this information is most useful
cheers
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Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:16,
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hmm not sure
i almost did :D
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:03,
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Pfffffft
Nice one sir
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:06,
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In Soviet Russia this joke has been done a million times already
and better
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:57,
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sorry
Click for bigger (103KB)
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hamchicken&peas ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:42,
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Sometimes these things have to done
Can you imagine that lot having an argument?
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:43,
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Cheeky sods
Also Doug? And woo!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 17:43,
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eeew
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:11,
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Hahaha
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:17,
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Cor, ace.
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tomsk ,
Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:36,
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