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# .
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:17, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
p.s. he's got taste, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:17, archived)
# eye eye?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:17, archived)
# is that a
vag eye na?

No, it isn't, but it is, in some way, very wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)
# it's not a girly hole
it's just an eye :)

or maybe two.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)
# ah... it's two eye under-halves
glued together?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)
# yes
and now the magic is destroyed :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# it's ok
I hid the eye-glue
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# but not the scissors
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# There's something very strange about th...
Oh.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
# I don't think eyes are nsfw
but who knows, in some cultures they probably cover the eyes with thick black cloth and then walk into stationary objects :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)
# sounds like a good Friday night to me
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# it could well be a new speed dating movement
get pissed up, blindfolded and then just stagger about and get several injuries while explaining all about how you spent your year out in africa or something breeding chickens
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# the terminal parts of that sentence
explain one of the reasons I avoid speed dating.

unfortunately my odour explains one of the many reasons I also have no lady friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:27, archived)
# take a load of speed
meet people in the dark

talk at extreme speed

has all the basis of a crap tv serial, I should phone endemol :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:28, archived)
# it's called
"Screaming darkroom love island"
and it's got legs
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# drat!
beaten to yet another great money spinning idea!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# no, no
it doesn't exist yet.
I was suggesting a title and pitch, in order to try and piggyback off your creative abilities.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)
# if we add 24/7 camera coverage
plus an occasional "silent for legal reasons" bit to make it seem like something contentious is happening

and have phoneins

we've got a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# skullf*cking?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# eventually, that's how it always ends up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Minge!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)
# I don't think folk have a pair of twatsockets on their face
but it could happen, with science
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:38, archived)
# i like this!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)
# this /\
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)
# G'night all...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)
# vicious!
(woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)
# nite nite
sleep tight

but watch out for the jellyfish

THE JELLYFISH!!! AAARRGA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:12, archived)
# hehe
g'night benkai
g'night benkai
g'night benkai
g'night benkai
g'night benkai
g'night benkai
g'night benkai
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:12, archived)
# g'night greedydave...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Whato Mongy....
Caught your lament to a young Thai lady the other day... Very creative...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)
# haha, ta
oh anna
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:15, archived)
# heheheh
my family all have mild OCD, it's quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Class.

Watch out for my sketch on OCD in Recorded For Training Purposes (Thursday nights, 11pm on Radio 4 - the OCD sketch will probably be in episode 5 or 6).


/ pimp my sketches
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha
YUCK! (and *clicks*)
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)
# she looks happy
now try and guess her favourite deity
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)
# ...jesus
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)
# no matter where you kiss her,
it'll taste of jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# haha
that needs to be an inapropriate poster on bus shelters

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)
# make it so
i demand this!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# oh I could become the new banksy
I'd be "sheltry" or something

and er..

ah too much effort, fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)
# you shouldn't fuck bus shelters
they smell of tramp's piss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)
# and don't forget the pile of partly eaten takeaway food next to the pile of partly vomited takeaway food
ahhh, a classy environ
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)
# the chavvy teenage couple
who always seem to be snogging in there think so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)
# as long as neither of them drop their bag of chips
their classiness shall remain
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
# They don't do that in my local bus shelter
they actually have sex. And leave condoms there.
And it's a transparent shelter on a main road.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# lucky you!
real-life teen porn while you wait for your bus!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# i once left an egg sandwich from my mates car in a bus shelter...
the bread was green and the packet was bulging... POP and launch!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)
# I wish I'd left that packet of sausages that accidentally got left in teh gas cupboard
for about a month

man, it expanded, would have been a nice suprise for someone :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)
# wtf??
why were they in the gas cupboard in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# they got left in a bag by mistake
the sad thing is "where are the sausages I bought? oh well"

then, they was discovered, I didn't open them up to see what kind of pretty sight it was though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# my cousin
found a tin of dog food in her fella's cupboard.

his dog had been dead for 6 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# at least it was a tin
it could have been a cardboard box

a runny cardboard box

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:26, archived)
# oh, fuck
i can't get the phrase "runny box" out of my head now


*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# hahahaha
I think you can get some kind of antibiotic for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)
# oh yea...
always rememebr to clean out your bait box.... 6 month old fish is NOT a good smell...
that made me actually upchuck my sarnages :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# a few day old tuna sandwich is bad enough
smells a little like victory
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# true story
some woman sewed king prawns into the bottom of her ex's living-room curtains to get him back for dumping her. it took him 4 years to find out where the smell was coming from.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:26, archived)
# oh that's nasty
on the plus side, she didn't try to burn him or something so it all turned out nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:27, archived)
# must.. stop... reading... "b u r n" as "b u m"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# no no!
read it as bum!! bum bum bum!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# he never washed his curtains?
eww grim!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# nope.
manky fucker.

another woman hid £400 worth of fish in the base of her ex's bed when he was on holiday* with her best friend


*she'd paid for the holiday. i think she was justified ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# you have basically got
"The Seafood Based Woman's Revenge" by Jill Angry

haven't you :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# no,
but Take A Break is a mine of vengeful information
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# oh christ
it's like springer in word form that is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# i only read it
in the doctor's waiting room, honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)
# you win
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)
# get in!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# nearly 24,000 posts :o
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# sick person! don't think about kissing her!
until you've at least unzipped
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)
# pfft
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# That made me choak on my
Old Peculiar!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# that's
a funny name for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)
# pfft
you made me choke on the enormous cock I was performing fellatio on
you made me choke on the enormous cock upon which I was performing fellatio
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:17, archived)
# it's so important
to get your sentence structure right, isn't it? especially when you've got your mouth full.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
# HA!
Comment of the day!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# ta!
i might do a "quote of the day" calendar one of these days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# 365 brilliant and utterly out of context
B3ta replies.

My brain hurts just thinking about it :) GO ON!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# i'm suffering writer's block
with my book right now, so i might just!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Book?
Whatcha writing there Smash? Lemme see.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# sorry
i never let anyone see till it's finished. it's about various types of nutter.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
# I think I know you
Though I may well be wrong. If you don't live in London I don't know you.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# nope
liverpool:)

i HATE london!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)
# OK then:
I know someone who's writing your book. Well one about various nutters at any rate.

The way you phrased it though, made it sound more 'psychological textbook' than 'novel'.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)
# not really
it's about someone who discovers that nutters are being nutters to hide their true purpose on earth; i.e. cat women are technical geniuses, bus nutters are quantum physicists, that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Oh now that is cool
I wonder what type of nutter I would be in that universe?
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:11, archived)
# i may
do pictures of the different types of nutter with descriptions of their habits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Oh no.
I shall be waiting until that scene in "Interview with a Vampire" when Tom Cruse first meets Antonio Bandaras under the bridge in the rain.

The look that Antonio Bandaras gives before turning around and sweeping away... Well, it makes me understand what women see in him to be honest.

*awaits the obvious comments*
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# i think he's ugly
then again, i'm in love with david bowie...


*shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Well it is just
that one scene, and I think it's attitude more than looks.

And David Bowie in "Labyrinth" was the reason I grew my hair long.

The trouble is it started to thin and fall out and go grey. So I cut it a few years ago. :(
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# that scene
where he's dancing with her in that bubble...

PHWOOOARRRR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Well I like the songs
And the skill of the puppetry.

However the female Gelfling from "The Dark Crystal"

WOULD!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# kira?
just because she's got wings!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# :)
It's the ears too. The ears are kind of...

A bit like that Vulcan, T'Pol from Star Trek: Enterprise.

Oh gods, I'm you, aren't I?
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)
# hahahahaha!
not quite, i prefer Data...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)
# He does have the smoothest skin
And... 'interesting' eyes...

I'm coming off as SO gay tonight.

Meh. As Robert Heinlein once said: "The truth is nothing to be ashamed of and lies aren't worth taking any notice of."

So think what you will :)
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:08, archived)
# i see nothing wrong
with appreciating the aesthetic beauty of the human form, be it maler or female.

i'm not a vagitarian, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Funny name?
Not really, you haven't seen it...

But I was talking about the Ale. Obviously... No, REALLY!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
# more like...

edit : yea well - i remembered this from tom n jerry cartoon....
edit 2 : oh come on... say something... it was a really quick shop - yea? *whores for attention*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# *pays £5*
*fucks attention*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)
# /aicmfp
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Variation on a theme.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)
# bubbly hippo innards?
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)
# What possible sort of hippo would have balls in his stomach?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:57, archived)
# ok, I changed my mind
THAT should be your /stats quote
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'd post loads for that one.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:59, archived)
# spooky...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)
# ooer
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)
# did you just call me a "whore" in a welsh accent?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Yes. I cannot lie.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)
# You are George Washington
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)
# A naughty one! Or a very young one...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:59, archived)
# A HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO
Honestly, what do these kids learn at school these days that they didn't know that?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)
# THANKYOU dear god
Didn't anyone here play when they were small?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)
# i still don't get how having 4 hippos in the box can constitute "may contain small parts"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)
# not all hippos are born equal, you know.
besides, it's how you use it...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)
# it's a hippo!
it should be big enough!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# with a little less "should"
and a little more understanding
we could cut the tiny-cocked hippo teen suicide rate in HALF. And that's science.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:15, archived)
# hipemos
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# We talking HH's or Balls?
It was considered too loud in our house :o(
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# HIPPOCOCK!
hungry hungry hungry hungiarian hippo farmers farming hippos from hip height!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)
# eeew! guts!
yum, tasty guts :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Ooooh!
That's fab!

Ace fangs.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)
# aawww
he needs a hipporation
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:59, archived)
# A hipporectomy?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)
# no
for he is a boy hippo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)
#
*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:03, archived)
# sracist!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:03, archived)
# isn't it usually sracist?
you know, to draw attention to the s?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)
# shh no one noticed...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)
# i didn't
:)
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# nor me
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:12, archived)
# hippos are all grey
on the outside...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)
# british racing primer grey ftw!
*races hippos*
WINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)
# i paint my hippos
racing green.


*actually have a hippo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)
# SETTLE DOWN AND SIT WITH ME
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Alright, so long as you make the tea
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)
# woo
yay

and thusly hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! Gerbilinafishtank Gerbil in a fish tank...TURTLE POWER!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)
# at bloody last - took 5 attempts to upload... grr *shakes angry fist*

bah i'm going to bed!
*grumble grumble moan etc*

G'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:45, archived)
# oh my god!
a snail falling out of his burning alien airship!!!

er :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)
# just a doodle...
my brain hurts :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)
# it's ok man
I'm decending into total incoherence at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# don't shake your fist in anger...
... use it for love.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)
# It hurts her?
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# self love
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# you got two fists
where you gonna stick them?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# mittens!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I can imagine that day in court
self mitten fisting

in the chicken aisle

in tesco
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)
# now you know what that string they're tied together with is for...
you know the one that goes around the back...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)
# breathing exercises
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:57, archived)
# yay
for idiot mittens!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:17, archived)
# and bake a lovely cake?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# the cake is a lie!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)
# *sings lazy town cake song*
has anyone done a remix of that yet?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)
# flaming snail coming out of an exploding oven?
whatever it is, I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! ^, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# its supposed to be a spiral...
but i don't seam to have got it right when drawn on my pc... oh well
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Yay! it worked!
wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)
# about time too!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)
# I'll just leave this here
and hope you like it.

P.s. your doodle is nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)
# the sound coming from his mouth is...
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurghhhhhhh *belm*
I likes the style but the words ruin it (needs more fire on a stick!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)
# I didn't draw it, I slapped crappy text on it and made it look all grainy
it's for future nonsensical use against people who post shit, I'm merely showcasing it here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:59, archived)
# TOAP!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:01, archived)
# indeed
such is the power of my irony*

*actual irony content may vary
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)
# ooh, nice
Thumbs up.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:57, archived)
# one up each nostril?
ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)
# POLLS STOP SNAP ELECTION

The story: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7033084.stm
Click for bigger (185KB)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)
# yay!
well done
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)
# YAY
I'm new to this and I've sat here waiting for what feels like forever hoping someone will make a comment. ANY BLOODY COMMENT. So thankyou very much.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:57, archived)
# SNAP!
ow my leg!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)
# nice
but it seemed a very lazy aye.
blind in one eye joke... mwah ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)
# chortle
even with the explanation that took me ages to get.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)
# inspired by printmeister

poorly done by me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)
# I think acely done!
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
#
mind the gap crap art
:D
nicely done - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# nah, perspective of the lines is shit
i'm no good at straight lines and perspective, i missed that bit of my course.

also, nite, nite b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)
# exactly!
how much did this cost them? I bet it has a bullshit explanation to it as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# i think it's quite cleverly done.
i like this kind of thing, the explanation is a bit arty and pretentious though, but it's an original way to visualise the idea within the context of a gallery space.

it's art
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)
# I actually really like it
it looks cool, which is my main criteria for liking something, and obviously some thought has gone into it...I just think art should be more affordable...artists shouldn't be given thousands of pounds for coming up with some pretentious, bull-shitty explanation for what looks like 5 minutes work.

The only one that really pisses me off is the big blue canvas in the Tate, in Liverpool.

"An attempt to convey the artists intention without shape or form"

Its a big blue fucking canvas! You had a stupid idea, came up with a bullshit explanation and sold it for £50,000!!! You are not an Artist! You are a decorator! And since it took you 17 tries to get the right shade, you are a shitty decorator!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)
# wish I'd thought of it
but then I never went to an art school, so I am not an artist

I would just be "a twat with a sheet"

and £50,000

man I could use £50,000

actually maybe it's worth doing some shite and making up a bullshit explanation

maybe we could make it a contest (as it seems to be) to see who could do the least with the most meaningless drivel explanation and make money out of it

I'm all for this

/fucking piss poor skint bastard blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)
# you are on
I shall create a "persona" and try and sell some utter crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)
# ...but some old art duffer's like to break their neck falling over it.
It's providing a service.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:59, archived)
# oh i thought it was painted on...
what a waste of time if its actually dug out!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:03, archived)
# haha!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Well I think I have finally gone out of my tiny mind....

'You chewin on me!?'
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)
# The flavours
are a nice touch. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Ta muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:49, archived)
# haha ace!!
... now go get your fuckin' shoe shine box!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Oooh Ta.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)
# pfft!
"summer fruits"
(I helped save b3ta! ^, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)
# when Great Old Ones meets in secret..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Beneath the city of R'lyeh, Great Cthulhu sleeps and dreams

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)
# EEeeeew!!


Oh, and woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Ooooh crikey
that is seriously good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)
# are those stephen seaguls eyes?
wooeww!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:49, archived)
# some random old man
i found on the internets
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# nah
not squinty enough
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# hmmmm
image not found...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# welsh, are they? :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)
# In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming, boyo.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)
# there's lovely for you
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)
# This is what happens when the stars align themselves
after vast vistas and aeons, people start having conversations with their hands

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# I wondered how long BEEfore someone posted this
or has someone already

I have er.. dumm

mlnlmlgng

er.. going on right now :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:42, archived)
# hahaha!
most splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Well it had to be done, didn't it?
And I know how much b3ta likes it's bees!

What a story!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)
# mmmmmmm bees
they're fluffy, deadly, and they make honey. what's not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:49, archived)
# i know rameses II approves...


:o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# STOP! BEE TIME!
can't sting this!
do do do do
*does the bee dance*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:49, archived)
# i'm sick of shaking my booty
for these fat jerks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# how about shaking it just for me?
:p
well i can but dream!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Too small?


This is why you don't buRn comics :O
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:31, archived)
# WRONG!
this is why I do burn comics

nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# THINK OF THE CARTOON PEOPLE?!
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)
# sexy cartoon people?
some with fur!

yiff yiff grr!

/etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)
# oooh that reminds me
of the img i wanted to do. ah sod it, i'm off on weds afternoon
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)
# :D
yiff yiff!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)
# you won't be yiffing
but you might be rising
it's a bit specialist
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# you bum comics?
you sick humans!

:D

edit: I suck :(

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Oh come on
don't tell me you don't bum them too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:45, archived)
# fold the comics
into the shapely shape of a shapely arse?

by crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Just pull the pages apart
with both hands
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# rip them open
and hope for the staples!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Sexy staples!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:49, archived)
# I wonder how many staples on your person
would represent a danger during a lightening storm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# three.
three staples would be a danger.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)
# crikey!
we'd better pass an eu law about it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)
# indeed.
*writes to M.P*

"Dear Sir/Madam,
do you have any idea of the amount of lightning-related deaths caused by staples every year? if we were to pass a law that required people to carry no more than 2 staples about their person during storms, i believe we would see a marked decrease in these deaths.

sincerely,

Lord Henry J. Plankspackle, D.D.S, B.Hons.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)
# you should have asked for an eu grant
to "research" the issue :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)
# i asked for one last week
to "study" the effects of whipped cream on naked male flesh in a weightless environment...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)
# this is 100% SCIENCE!1!1!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Bum comics?
:)
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Well, it's better
than bumming an embassy, less chaffing.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)
# haha
i remember Jonathan Ross saying that coming books
never used the word, 'FLICK,' cos the 'L' and the
'I' could run into each other to make a 'U'
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)
# That's also why
there's never a character called Clint.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)
# hahaa :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)
#
interesting, whether it's true or not :D
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)
# I've heard it in a couple of places
so it might be true or it might be a full on urban myth. Either way it's not just something wossy made up.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Muhaha
*plots/plans*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)
# oh shitting fuck
I really am only partially conscious right now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)
# uhoh.. i broked the internets..
Warning: shuffle() expects parameter 1 to be array, null given in /var/www/b3ta.com/board/write.php on line 197
i don't appear to be able to upload my image! tits on toast :(
OH FOR CRYING OUT BURGERKING LOUD! WORK YOU STUPID THING!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Noooes :O
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# we don't need no water, let the mo fo burn, burn mo fo etc
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Homer Simpson
(|, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Pfft.
What did that start off as?

That actually looks exactly like I guy at a company I used to work for called James.

The people on the production floor who worked with him weren't too bright. The nickname they gave him was 'Bart'.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Start?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:31, archived)
# It kind of looks like
Pierluigi Collina, that italian referee
(akav0id, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's quality! Make it 280 pixels wide so it can be FP'd! :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:31, archived)
# gosh that's scary
but very good indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:31, archived)
# christ!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! ^, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# That's fairly disturbing.
No teeth, exposed eyeballs... ick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# So thats what he'd look like
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Soup Herb
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Doh! (read as woo!)
tag it!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)
# 1. tag it. 2. make it 280px wide
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:36, archived)
# 3. dance naked and sell the videos on the internet
4. profit
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)
# i tried 3.
and i ended up in a cell with pete townshend
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:41, archived)
# ooh
that's ace, that is
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# This is fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Mmmm
greeeeat shooop
(heywal is AWOL, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:48, archived)
# Top shop!
But tag it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:21, archived)
# Cool.
Reminds me of this:

www.destinationcreation.com/informatives/?p=128
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:26, archived)
# Been away for a while, what with one thing and another
Thought I'd do something other than a vector for a change


cfb
(I helped save b3ta! ^, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Nice effect :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Yes.. yes! YES!
/fwaps

That's great :)
Welcome back from your things
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:28, archived)
# that's a nasty skin disorder she's got
(woo)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)
# it's very lovely
woo there!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)
# that's bastard ace
how'd you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)
# I knocked up an app in C++
I haven't got round to writing an 'undo' feature yet
(I helped save b3ta! ^, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# It's great.
Can't wait to see it stolen by advertising scum.

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Can we have this app?
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)
# maybe
sadly, there's a huge difference between making a little program over the weekend for just myself to use and finishing off a proper application with a better interface than holding down a variety of keys to enter different editing modes.

For a start, I currently have to edit the source code to load different files!
(I helped save b3ta! ^, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)
# I don't mind. Just give us a word document with the key combinations listed.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Ace effect!
Also available in The GIMP - believe it or not. Probably not - but true!

GIMP: Filters/Artistic/GIMPressionist, then
Brush: Shape02.pgm, Size: Adaptive, Max size: 15, Min size: 0, Colour: Average under brush. Stroke density: 28 (for example).


(JuanTheMan "hair-color:#FF6600", Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Animate it so that all the bubbles flaot away from each other
then patent the fuck out of it before it gets stolen.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)
# This makes a nice change.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:30, archived)
# this is great!
I have never seen anything quite like it.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Cool
I've just set this as my new desktop
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Nice.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# herpes?
lol nice!
floaty light *floats away*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)
# This
is simply brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)
# And LO I saw that it was good...
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)
# this is a mighty fine woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Permission to copy for my graphics course?
this is awesome!

*ooh, if you do make the app, could you gaz me? it's braw!*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Awesome
*clicks*

*desktops*
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
# that is good.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 5:42, archived)
# Run, little snackfoods

Source
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)
# peek-a-boo!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Bwahaha!
And bwahaha to Tribs' too :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:15, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! ^, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Yaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)
# *something about barrow-in-furness bus depot*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:13, archived)
# I see the tag!
I see it!
/win
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:13, archived)
# kitten/skateboard :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Gorillas in my mimsy
must make that one day....
*adds mimsy to spell check dictionary*
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)
# hahah
The eyes!
Perfect
She looks a little embarrassed too.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)
# I think he weed....
I didn't have to change their expressions... I think in the film they shopped the bottle out :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:17, archived)
# That's superb.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:15, archived)
# hahaha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Isn't the plural of Godzilla "Godzilla" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:21, archived)
# I reckon
it's Godzillae.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Thats a word I could wank to
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:24, archived)
# or possibly
godzilli
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Godzillai
Godzillii
Godzillode
Godzillapod
Godzilleese
Godzillsheep

take your pick :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)
# So
what's the collective noun?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Godzicollectivenounlla
.
.o)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:27, archived)
# a panic?
a rampage?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)
# One hell of a
Jurassic Park
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:30, archived)
# This deserves a woo
Help yourself to one from the Woo Archive
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:18, archived)
# *clicks*
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:19, archived)
# *clicks*
*closes*
ANGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Hahaha
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:20, archived)
# also
*Loves Horses*
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)
# That really is a good reason to run like hell
have a *click* sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:27, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)
# bbc off their nuts?
the url includes africa but that's the loch ness marathon
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)
# but muuuuuuuuum, there's something wrong with my salad
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Nothing wrong with that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:07, archived)
# That
Really reminds me of Ainsley harriot
(Brocko, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:10, archived)
# raceist
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)
# because of his nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:13, archived)
# I saw that on Flickr earlier :o)
Nice... Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Awww
What a sweet pepper.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Why is Paul McCartney a vegetarian?
If you'd taken that much acid, you wouldn't want to eat anything with a face either.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:10, archived)
# *must stop looking at the tongue*
*fails*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:13, archived)
# That's lully...
:o) Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Too Much Grey's Anatomy this evening, I reckon...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:03, archived)
# *voms*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Evening, young man
:)

Thought you'd like that....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:04, archived)
# hello handsome
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:07, archived)
# You know what?
I am feeling rather handsome tonight, actually. So, thank you for the self-esteem bolster - it's much appreciated.

All well in micto-land?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)
# i'm glad to hear it, and don't forget, i've seen a photo, so i know what i'm talking about
i'm well, we're moving house soon, so i've got a stress headache
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Bleedin' ell
You have my sympathies, you really do. I've just brokered a deal with my father (Sith Lord) so I can stay in the flat....

I not sure I've done the right thing.

eeeeek!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:18, archived)
# did it cost you an arm and a leg
or just a hand?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Fair question,
but I reckon my soul is the anatomical item at risk here....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:28, archived)
# smells like teen bacon
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:04, archived)
# arf!
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Mmm bacon
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)
# "of flesh and blood i'm made"
/Oakey


nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)
# born to make mistakes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)
# oooOOOOoohhh...
interesting.

*does beardy stroking thinking type manouevre*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:06, archived)
# oi..
stroke your own beard!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Damn!
*goes back to stroking his own beard*

*grumble, grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)
# The 'League!!!
Hurrah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Good Evening, Sir!
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Aye
Wine opened, sushi on its way
/poncy git blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Bloody Hell - have no fear on that.
I'm drinking South American Rose, ferchrissakes!

*hides under table*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Hurrah!
tenuous pearoast tiem:

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Top left looks like
Goaste with robot hands.
Top right looks like goatse with lungs.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)
# OK.
Neither were intentional, which worries me to the state of your mental health.

*offers a large Cognac*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Better than that:
a large mallet.

*whacks self over head*
There, amnesia, that'll do it.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:17, archived)
# It *is* rather nice Cognac.....
Sure you won't change your mind?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Depends...
What's cognac?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)
# haha
how about doing "reproduction" next?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:13, archived)
# ooooohhhh dear....
*goes off to think about that*

*rest of board cheers*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Have a pincture

Click For BIGGER


Bring it on Maxwell!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Quality
hath been given a new street!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:02, archived)
# That's superb.
And rather 'Thunderbirds' at the same time.

Edit: Which is never a bad thing.


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Well obviously!
Thunderbirds is the Squirrels Thyroid!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Thunderbirds eh?
Kids these days don't know they're bron with all that MAd Dog 40/40 muck.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)
# you sank my battle ship
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Knight to Rook 6.
Yatzee!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)
# oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:15, archived)
# this is vereh cool
i likey
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)
# woo!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Something a bit different...

Bigger & Better

I have loads of sketches on this theme to realise in PSP. Some are cooler than others.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)
# It's not a bee!!!!!!!
but it's still stripey and stingy!!!!

 Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:58, archived)
# there are bees to come
and hornets, and ants, and... others
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Venomcannons?
Warhammers?
Lawl

That am rather ace :D
But we all know Bees are the winnars in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:01, archived)
# thank you
of course the bees win... but don't you want to know more about the war?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:02, archived)
# wasps suckzor
But I like your style.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:02, archived)
# indeed
and thank you
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)
# guns guns gunsg guns guns
guns guns guns guns guns!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)
# indeed. lots of guns.
if only the bees had been so equipped.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)
# KEYBOARD WASPS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:12, archived)
# that's silly... how is the wasp supposed to type?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:28, archived)
# lays on its back
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# :)
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Changed, because i think it works best like this. And my vom was pance

Filename for the rissers.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)
# heh
i thought it was 'pig sick' :D

vereh nice
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I like the toes best
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Eating a girl in a party frock?
Or vomiting up strawberry ice-cream?

OKOKOK, I'll look at the file name...

(I do like your style. I've never asked, what do you do it in?)
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:56, archived)
# socks :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Illustrator
S'the bestest

'ang on, making changes to this...
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Thought so.
Can I have some of your talent in exchange for that keyboard?
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Of course
I'll gift-wrap it and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)
# And address it amusingly?
Excellent!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)
# "It's a bit like a Wedgie but not"
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:12, archived)
# I love Illustrator muches
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:02, archived)
# I'm not sure theres anything better
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)
# tea and biscuits
but little else
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Bulimic Hippo!!
Woo!

nings all
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:01, archived)
# hungry hungry balemic hippos
*voms*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:06, archived)
# *voms*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:07, archived)
# I thought he was underwater :o)
He's very red... Is he sunburnt? :o(
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:53, archived)
# i think tron's graphics card has just died
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:53, archived)
# he's escaped via the USB port
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:01, archived)
# kinky hot wax!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Cor, thats lovely
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)
# did someone just turn my eyeballs inside out?
very woo, as ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:06, archived)
# *pops*

sorry about that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)
# great work
as always :)
(I helped save b3ta! ^, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Who's the ladyboy?
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)

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