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# Nudes from the Middle East
(alloydog, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Splitters!
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# But what have the Romans ever done for us??
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# what the fuck is up with the alt text?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Why does that remind me of Keith Harris's Cuddles?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Because thats the face he made...
As he held you in his manly embrace...?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Ah yes
That's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# That's the expression I'd have if Keith Harris's fist was stuck up my rectum
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Ha ha, I 'ate that duck
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# haha
yay
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Monkey rape


totally unrelated but not worth a new thread sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Super piat I am the owl, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# micto?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Yeah, her too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# =)
where is he lately?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I sent him out for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Dad!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# There's a whale near the thames...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# haha topical!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# pffft!
i'm a fire starter!
twisted fire starter!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Heh.
alternatively

http:/www.b3ta.com/board/7778003

credit thiswasmyclone for the idea. Execution's all my fault.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# woo!
I tried to do a panorama...
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# wow, feckin aceness
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# wahey
Long time, no see
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# That is fantastic...
I wish I have one of those posh cameras... I always have to add the photos together and I am never able to get rid of the joins...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# shit, theres a really ace bit of free software to do it automatically can't rtememebr what it was called tho
EDIT: BINGO!!!! here it is www.cs.ubc.ca/~mbrown/autostitch/autostitch.html
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Autostitch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# EXACTLY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Thanks...
That's very helpful..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# you sarchastic bugger.
^look^
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Sorry...
I posted that prior to you edit...

Noon JS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# noon WB
i wuv oo weally
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# this one produces even betterer results (or so I was told / read in an article / made it up)
www.tshsoft.de/en/panoramastudio/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Nice work...
The BBC have just revealed that the fire is on the site of where the Handball Arena is going to be built.

Thanks BBC!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Handball?
Is that like Fives?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I'd get a better chimney if I were you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# and stop burning tyres.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# :D
Nice one.
That's really going some!

/Uncle Travelling Matt Reports :p
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# Wasn't it Matt?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I dunno
I was sure it was Mac, didn't he have an accent too?

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#
muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Uncle_Traveling_Matt
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# :)
I stand corrected!
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# Hahaha
Prolly right!
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# Yeah.
This is right up their with Brighton pier burning a few years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Sorry, brain fart
(scantan, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# errrrrr...
ok then.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# ERRRRR...
^THIS^
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Ok, only struck me then,
I guess.
(scantan, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE OLD TO WORK HERE...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
Acers!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# LOL! Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Looks like something he'd wear
on his days off
(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# WOo Yay!
*click*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# h ah ahaha ha ahaa h aaararggg
you are a common diving bird the size of a large duck or small goose.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
'clicks hard'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I was so annoyed
When the moon did not explode and leave Earth's orbit in 1999. Gerry Anderson has got a lot of explaining to do.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 8:56, archived)
# GIANT EPHEMERAL DOLPHIN TOWERS OVER LONDON


Thanks to Corington for original pic - www.b3ta.com/board/7777836

EDIT: Newslink! news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7090725.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I really like this.
And now that I've seen the source, I like it even more.

Woo!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Link to the news story?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# This ¬
www.b3ta.com/board/7777889
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# That ^
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I was joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Oh... Sorry...

Pfffttt
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# In the thames, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely!
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# ???


only paint at work, sorry

original image: www.b3ta.com/board/7777817#post7777857
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Likes...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# turtles all the way down?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# lovely
!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# woo thats ace
you get a click from me
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Page 6.

Run awaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Yup..
and so it continues...

Edit: please continue to draw pages 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, ...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# *runs*
*remembers half eaten ham sammich*

*goes back for it*

*is squashed*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Any feckin' excuse
You just wanted to get squashed by giant norks!


*offers*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Bah, rumbled again.
*accepts* \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
#
This is the game for you, then......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Bah. I sat through all of that thinking he was aiming for her knees so she'd topple forward and there would be nork squashage!
A fine death for the willing
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# are you dressed yet?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# You're grounded!


Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I HATE YOU!!!
*storms off to room*
*plays hindu music loudly*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# at least I'd die happy...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Silly JollyJack!
Matter needed for growth cannot be conjured from nowhere!

SCIENCE SAYS NO!

Yay for boobies tho!
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# She sniffed a LOT of catnip.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# From the air
same as trees.


SCIENCE SAYS PERHAPS - WE'D NEED MORE DATA.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# she has the same mass
she's just more volumous. Perhaps there's a breakdown in the strong nuclear force holding the elementry particles together - so you get bigger atoms.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# this would have the problematic side effect that she might explode at any moment
... atomically
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# This would also explain the gravity-defying effect!
Lightweight but massive boobies = perky
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# indeed
perhaps we can perform experiments to find the fabled Higgs particle!!

we'll need to get lots more breats to act as the control group.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# SCIENCE?!
burn him!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Silly Powerpuff Buy
Matter came from discarded Cilla Black undies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# *bokes*
now I'm going to have that mental image in my head all day...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# THat's not the worst bit
After this post you'll be trying to ignore mental images of a commando Cilla Black!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# awww man
it's all fettid and wrinkly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# and she's beckoning me
in a manner she thinks is seductive... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Alluring you with the few curlies left that are still ginger!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# the low hanging flaps
more orange than pink with a scattering of freckles about the clit
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Run towaaaaards!
What a way to go
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# top 10 best deaths ever
right up there with unexpected hearse
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Wassat?
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# =)
www.b3ta.com/board/7777994
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# this'll sound silly,
but her eyes look fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I thought that too
Chip off the old block, you are =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# wood chip?
=D
*winks*
*in a manly son way*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# *likes drawing faces more than drawing boobies*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# i've got an interesting face,
would you like to draw that?
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# you wouldn't know..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# She has eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# CATZILLA!
Hope she keeps an eye on where she sits
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# ssh!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# nice mate
... isn't there an ISIHAC bit like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Prof!
*gerrrrrrlomp*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# DARLING!
*pounces*

how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# You're wonderful
How am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# you're delighful and splednifferous
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# indeed!
and there's a new series on R4 tonight! 18:30!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# :D
also - no BT2000, or iz it coz I iz in Opera?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Ooooooh!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# John Cage's estate successfully sued that guy, didn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# I demand further explanation of this tantalising morsel
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Some indie kid
listed the little bit of silence between two of his tracks as "With thanks to John Cage" as a joke ( JC was the composer of post-modern 'music' "33 minutes of Silence" (or whatever, nazis) in which a whole orchestra turns up, sets up, and then plays nothing at all - it's a comment on the importance of silence in music, apparently).

John Cage's estate took the indie kid to court for breach of copyright, and, I believe, won.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Haha!
Does it include the Formula 1 7/7 silence where no-one told the drivers and they all stood around chatting while the crowd watched in disgust? =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# i've done released that before
www.5318008.co.uk/soundofsilence
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Random
(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Wow
i guess you really do learn something new everyday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Dirty dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Emmm.......

* that reminds me...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Can't wait top see the kids
and see what they call them!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# They'd clearly be logs
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# They'd simply be dion
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# She could pretend she's enjoying it
the bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Good Grief!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# They don't like it up 'em

(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# If only I could Paintshop while at work...
- I would have put Maddie eyes on?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# he's almost finished passing that cactus he ate
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# They are little, they're red and they are .......


Click for bigger (49KB)
(MistahG, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# ris06.jpg
click for bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# umm cock veg!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Orange Zucchini?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# brownish natural dildos?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# The one on the left...
looks a bit like mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# our left or stage left?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Stage left
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
# pursued by bear??
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha!
wasn't it "exunt" or some such Shakespearian flummery?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# indeed it was
you clever so and so
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Exeunt
means "they leave"
whereas "exit" means he/she/it leaves

Exeunt, pursued by a bear - The Winter's Tale
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Hmm
one too many, but like the pun...
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# please then to be explainerating to meeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Little Red Corvette....
shit song by shit artist.

edit: and they be corgettes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# it was the thumb bit in the title which threw me
and also the click for big -- I spent ages looking for something.

Thank you, you are very wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# When I grow up I want to be a non GM Marrow?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Mind if I?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
#


edit. does anyone have a copy of mac os leopard i could er..borrow.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# wow
that is ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# I knew at once that this was your doing
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# This^
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# also ^ this
\o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# hooray
this is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# thanks
liking your recent fp's. and licking...licking and liking.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Aww.
Your work has a very album art-y feel about it. It's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# ah this is great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# yay, not seen your sort round here for a while
how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# ok i suppose
not sure why but decided to fire up the old photoshop there for some drawing haptic.

yourself ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# busy, stressed, got a cold, geting no sleep due to ungrateful baby daughter crying
so same as always, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# :D
*glees*

I don't have Mac OS... I'm still being reminded by M$ that I may be the victim of counterfeit software and do I want to give them £60 to make myself feel better please...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# That's Lovely!
and yes, I do
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# thanks
and really ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# oh yes, yes indeed.
someone else is 'testing' it currently, but I'll have it back end of the week. Drop me a gaz with your details.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# cute AND sinister
I love it!
(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Go on, touch my bone. Touch it!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Touch my bone. This is life.
ARGHH
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# ^ also this
this is LIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# :) Wonderful!
love the eye action

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Aaarrrggh!!!
It's nasty, but in a cute way!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Both great...
well done
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# ewok!
/saw return of the jedi last night
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# fears
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Aaah, that's lovelARAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# *shudder*
Woosome animation but I soiled meself!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# LOOK OUT!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# oh behive!
great thawing action.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Thanks, honey
honey

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# that stung!

ps: it's lovely...beetastic even!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I thought it was a bad pun
seeing as I received several wax with the spanging pan . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# you're just pollen our legs...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Arf
*frisbies*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# whooosh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# hooray
*shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# It was prolly all your fault


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# hehe - usually is
still damn cold in here
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I nevar tooked me coat orf
todays . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Cor!
That's turned out ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Thankee Ma'am!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# acers!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Grraahahhhhaarrrggggg-ta-rrrggghhh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# oh noes!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# *passes honey flavoured ice-cream*
s'not ALL bad . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# *looks
out*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Yo!
G'ning Zakkles!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# G'noon
Hattykins!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# we sees the freeze bees please
(maninthespoon, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Hurray!
for happy incests!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# *sneaks in cheeky pea while no-one's looking*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
Braw! Bee for Vendetta!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# That's just lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# thanks, but I just noticed
but I just noticedfreeze bees has no antennae!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Snapped off?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# *Fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Woo!
Can I suggest this for friday's happy song? I'd love to see that animated.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# the link's screwed


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Boooo!
I was working a little while ago. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# buzz
*bes vere unimaginative*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# hehe - nice working on the thawing, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# great English Riviera Santa Run
I'm organising a Santa Run to raise money for a kids charity called When You Wish Upon A Star, so I made a funny You Tube clip to promote it. I completely humiliated myself in a gym and on a Torquay beach to make this, so I hope you enjoy!

Please share the link to lots of people and you will have 50 years of great sex and stuff. Also does anyone have any other suggestions for where I can put this link to get maximum exposure (be polite...)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn7Y5pdSSkM

Ta. Matt
(lostbear, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# [post it on /links,
there's a good chap.]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# ^ this is good advice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# He already did
b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=62177&board=links
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Links board?

*edit* post picture of event with link to links board?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# What a smashing thing to do.
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# well...
well, we've got egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Can I have the spam sausage spam spam and spam
without the sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# you could have
spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I'd just like a croissant and some juice please
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# smoke in east london! right now...
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# That'll be that bonfire I left this moening
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# were you in allo allo?
.
(Harry Monk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Where's that taken from?
:O
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# near Old Street
getting bigger...
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# it's an alligator!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7090725.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# alligator at the olympics site
!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# in an unprovoked and unusually aggressive act for the BBC
that link borked and then crashed my computer!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# it's definately terrorists.
or perhaps an alligator.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Getting my news from b3ta again...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# ^this
streets ahead of any actual 'news' sites!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# This story make me think?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7090725.stm

i wonder if the developers of 2012 ever did get planning permission to pull that listed building down?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# haha!
'accidental' burning down of listed buildings was the key to half the regeneration of Manchester. Don't see why London should be any different.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# standard ruse for developers.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# As Newcastle
the random combustings of the Quayside were legendary
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Seems to be right near my house.
Great!
/is well insured blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Me too
Well, my tenants are about 800m away.

[edit] I hope they're well fire-proofed. [/edit]
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# *awaits apocalypse*
or another pic....

:)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7090725.stm
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# I can't do an apocalypse...
But here's another pic...


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Am I right in thinking....
That says Skug on his bib?

:O
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# I don't know...

This was the only image I posted over the weekend...

There was only one funny thread over the weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# You should be a politician.
Your issue avoidance would out shine the best of em.
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# Thanks...

Ten past four
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I feel like a roving reporter!
It's thinning out, but has reached further right
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Better pics than the beeb!
Make a panorama!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Thank you??

* not sure you are talking to me though?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Excellent work my friend!
BBC News 24 will be in touch.

:D
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# you should photoshop the quo in
very subtley
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# like
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# The man said subtle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahaaha
:P
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# Hmmm...right where the olympics is going to be held!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# This is now on Dutch news radio
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# someone's opened an Oblivion gate
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I R IN YOR OBLIVYON G8
STEELIN YR TRANCENDANT SIGIL STONES
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# i see a ferry
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I think I see it too...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha
Win
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Pfft...
Double Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# *Stubs out*
*Closes window*
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

I LIKE MY BRICK!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I find Torquay to be
dissapointing... I think in my childhood I was under the impression it was somewhere foreign and interesting.

Your work for chairty is admirable.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay Hotel Bedroom window?
Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of Wildebeest sweeping majestically...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
#
Flowery Twats ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# dunno 'bout wildebeests..but there's plenty of cows...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# something other than the living dead
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# in fairness the only time I've been we stopped off there whilst driving back from... Falmouth
to somewhere else dead glamerous and interesting, like Durham. So, perhaps that puts it into context
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# far to bloody long, got bored,
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# I can't see it at work
but 'make it shorter' seems likely to always be good advice for comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# *Thirsts*
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# so that's what they're for
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Pffft!
Needs a final thought balloon 'ouch!' tho, with about a one second delay for extra 'great reflexes' amusement, ;)!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Hooray for boozing animals!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Hooray indeed!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# They dont make em like they used to...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Haha!
*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Wind it down...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# sweet chariot....
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# excellent!
These days they do it with hammers

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# I suppose it keeps someone in a job
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Yay for kitten squashing!!
*chortles*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# This Makes DrZaarlon Sad.
He Responds By Sending One Of These To You:


[naa, not really, woo to you! ;?) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# bloody hell!!
tightens buttocks,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# How very Marriedtothesea!

only with kittens
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# We seem to have our theme for the day!
Unofficial spectacular kitten demise compo anyone? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I liked the official unspectacular kitten demise compo better
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I think I'll call her Violet

I'm pretty happy with this -- alot better than what I started with:


(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Hi Violet!
*waves*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I like Violet :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I like this.
Is violet an ant?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# *counts legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# i kinda imagined her as an alien
but that could change.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# nicely
gonna do a set of different colours?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Nice
although she looks more like a Lilac to me...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Lovely!
and she's very right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Hmmmmm.
I shall call her Pantone 2708U.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Hmmm congas...
Pandas love 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Woo
Looks like a guilty pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Pandas get dirty, tummy flutters when they lean on drums.
Caused by the vibration.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# ha ha

he's great!
(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# He certainly looks very protective of them
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# he should mix up the rhythm a bit more :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# MY BONGOS!
NOT YOURS! ¬.¬
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Love his expression!
looks like forced bongo-ing! Is there a guy with a whip just out of shot?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
nicely!

& TJ - has there been a bomb in Hackney? anyone know?

[ed] Is it Piss?

:D
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# Not heard anything, why?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# One of our drivers
just phoned up and said there was a massive cloud of smoke over Hackney and people have said the ground shook!
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# Not that I'm aware of
I'll look out the window
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Not that I know of...why? What did you hear?
/friends in Hackney blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# From a colleague in North London
/same here :s
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# Just IM'd her boyfriend
ah, she's at work, not in Hackney atm
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# there's a fire according to the beeb

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Big Fire in commercial Road
according to LBC
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Must be fecking huge!!
Thanks all, I await BBC News!

:s
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I'm replying here as I've never posted on /talk and don't intend to start now.
www.b3ta.com/talk/4049416
I'm in Canary Wharf and it's right overhead now.
/scared blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# ooh bugger
keep safe mate
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# fuck
I can see it from my garden
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I'm going to the pub
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I blame Matazones Cat!!
:P
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# heh
yeh, it's supposed to be.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# I haven't a clue what's going on here
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# ah ok
I think it needs subtitles...

It's from the "Kiss" video... "I just want your extra time and your *deedleedeleedeleedeldee*.... kiss...." only in this take of the video, someone misheard "kiss" as "pee pee"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Yay
I thought as much.

:)
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