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# Paint! YES! Paint!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# So Bush is an idea in the mind of a random soldier?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I dunno
Poor bloke's got a spike in his head!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# He's a head in the poles
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# no reply to a pun!?
I must be flagging . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# haha!!
i've been waiting for you mr dave,
*gazzeszszszszzsess*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# you have?
Y'know you can gaz when I'm not here m'kay?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# ok!!
*gaz stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# nope
still nothing . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# no,
t'was only one line...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# I haven't got any gaz . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# hmmmm....
how rare..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# haha
what - nothing as in no gaz, or no reaction tis ivesyb's attempts at sexygazzing?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# BOTH!
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# *fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# It's like a russian doll
only more american
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# you are king of paint.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I was wondering if I should've bothered ashally
I can barely see


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# that's just old father time
catching up with you...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Hehehe!!!
Salute you fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# boo


serving suggestion: print out and colour in and tape to your cat flap to ward off demons
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Cat flap as in cat flap
Or cat flap as in 'skewered his cat flap for want for a farthing' cat flap?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# you lost me at cat flap
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Blackadder II
'Cash'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Found it
Stole it
Spent it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# waaaah!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# SHIT!
Now I can't go near my cat-flap! THANKS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# bou?
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Can I just print it out and colour it in and tape it to my demon to ward off cat flaps?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# yes
and you're right to be concerned. they are a menace.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# cor
thats great!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# thanks
rev
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I love this
what is it, some kind of lizard baby?
(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I am not proud of this.


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# nor should you be.






hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Pffffft!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I've never hated my eyes so much
is it wrong to wish you were blind?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Actually, it's kind of the modus operandi over here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# good riddance
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Fault
foel
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# take that santa!

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# you're my friend now
that means i own a piece of your soul
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *checks*
you mean this bit, with "Property of gravytrain" inscribed on it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# that's the chestnut

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# mmmm- chestnuts...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# that'll teach the bastard for not buying me a action-man.
last year.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# gnome!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# OK then.
TJ:

I have photoshop 7 at the moment. the missus want Photoshop Elements 5 or 6 because they sound easier to use for digital photography.

I have no idea what the differences are. Anybody able to make a quick comparison? How is Elements for making stupid pictures to post on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Get Paint Shop Pro X
or 9 and get the free animated Gif maker that I use
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Toasty!!!!
*spreads with Lurpak and Dunks in tomato soup*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# 'lo chap
did you see my Prince anim last night?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# That sounds expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# emule is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# about £20
Actually, make that £15 - www.amazon.co.uk/Corel-Paint-Shop-Pro-PC/dp/B000AWZ2U6/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=software&qid=1194953917&sr=8-2
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Might consider that
but I haven't learnt to use Photoshop yet so that will just be something else I don't klnow how to use.

I've got After Effects to mess about with next.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hello fella, you got broadband at home now?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# yep, all back in action
although a bit busy at the mo so only posting once a day or so! Damn, that's three posts now, I'd better bugger off until Friday :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# ask Pachey
s'what she uses

elements is great for digital photography and retouching
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
#
just tell her to get into the kitchen and stop worrying about man things like photographs

www.picnik.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# For photography, use lightroom
Its INCREDIBLE.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# is it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# It is.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# That's a thought
it won't displace my photoshop 7.

Quite pricey though and Demonoid has gone down :(
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# emule
emule emule emule emeul meuiele euel mele
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I'll have a look when i get home
no can do at work
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# indeed
the employer must never know!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# for if they were to find out
the precious credits would stop making their happy dance into the bank account... and then the destitution begins.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I know R.I.P Demonoid
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# The Disembodied Head of Felicity Kendall has come to kill us all.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# it was only a matter of time
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# very goo
d animationing
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# haha.
That looks like somewhere in america.
So most of us are ok..
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Has it come from the moon shaped like her bottom?
'Ning freebs *smooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Ningles Trelly
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
#
*flies round that a few times*
(Yoda's Bong Been a worshiper of the dark ones since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Ooo Margo! *pouty face*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# *sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# quick!!
sacrifice a virgin to appease it!!

anyone know where we can find one?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# try Cardiff
HA HA HA HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# *packs keep-net and blow pipe*
wish me luck!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# finding a virgin in Cardiff?
you'll need more than good luck
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# It's been so long
I think mine's grown back (that can happen, right?)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# i wouldn't know.
*adjusts tie*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# *coughs* PW *coughs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Professor When?
EDIT: no, i'm thinking of Doctor WHen..
who's PW?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Think more ginger
And closer to the top of the stats
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# ahhh!
arf!`
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# because he has too much time on his hands
and he needs to get a job like the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# he can't, he's at school
if you wait until he's on again, he's bound to mention it within 5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# haha
saucer of milk to post 7781063
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# get a job
oh - sorry - you're not him
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Don't worry - I shall charm her into submission
... so... erm... do you like... ... .. erm... gravity?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# mmm- does it taste like cheese?
what have you done with the Prof?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# I'm going in cog neet oh
how's you squire... and your nipper, what's the little tyke getting for Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Some grapes
and a packet of freeze-dried custard
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# that made me laugh like nothing else
oh my god
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Hahaha! Jesus fucking Christ!
Woo to both of theses!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
#
pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I feel infantile
because this made me RIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# i cant wait
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# still
would
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# GOD BLESS FELICITY KENDALL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# If only she wasn't doing voiceovers on Nestle ads...
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Haha, the terror
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# hahah
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Hence the phrase "Bushtucker".


Click for cock
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# She's going to last about a week before she cracks up
/and why the hell isn't Biggins there - as shortlisted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# i wanted bear grylls
to enter, and break down.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# and to really rub it in, get Harry Hill to do the commentary
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# haha this
shame TV Burp isn't on currently
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Not again, surely?
I thought I had ages before this festering lump of televisual excrement slithered back onto my telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# *clicks for cock*

/board stats jinxing blog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# oh god,
it's back!!
kill me now!
EDIT: NOW!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# fortunately I have got rid of my telly too
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# But that means you can't watch fillums any more. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I can watch em on my laptop
or I could if I hadn't sold all my dvds too
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# are you going to be working in goa at all or just bumming around the country?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# bumming bumming and more bumming
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# cool!
and you'll keep us updated?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# no internets
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# occasionally
when I can be arsed to drag myself to an internet cafe
and assuming the connection's working
and there isn't a power cut
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# *write address on napkin*
write me!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# TV is just a pile of shit.
execpt for the grim adventures of billy and mandy.
and scrubs.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Rubbish, I use mine for watching repeats on
You know, the good things they USED to make
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# used to, shmust to.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# erm Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Metalocalypse, Clone High, Sealab 2021...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# all crap.
except sealab...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# BE GONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *squints through telescopic sight*
are you the man sat at a computer or the teenager with the work experience id badge?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# neither,
i'm the one sobbing in the corner...
EDIT: actually we have had work experience kids here before.
they was here an hour before i sent them home because we had nothing for them to do..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# I bet that made you a hero to the WE kids
"What I did on work experience...X Box!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# It wouldn't bother me so much
if they were actually celebrities.

Or if they were actually in a jungle. That they couldn't get out of.

The whole premise is false!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# real celebrities don't need to go on shows with the word
'celebrity' in it...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# who is that man anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Janice Dickinson
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# wiki says
she is an American supermodel, fashion photographer, actor, author and an agent.

never heard of him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# last night i watched
visions of the future with Michio Kaku,

the riches

and 2 episodes of it's always sunny in philidelphia.

you will notice the lack of utter, utter drivelling shit.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# The Riches is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# the riches is great :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# the riches is ok
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# the riches is ambivilent
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# the riches is so so :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# The Riches: could do better
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# the riches are bordering on not so good
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# the riches is shit!
never watched it
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# it's quite good, eddie izzards accent is woeful tho
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# the riches..meh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# The Magnets of Navarone
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# The Way of the Exploding Magnet

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I want to be in this game too
... oh - I've spoiled it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# who is this
Jan-ice of which you speak? I know her not.

Woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Sorry im not funny especially when I made these


loads more tard trumps here

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Is this one of yours or something you found on a site?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# either way i hate it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# sings
*sunshine and lolly pop*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# They are...
all mine I was bored one day.

I hate them if you wish
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# this repsonse delivers

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# i think your geocities site overloaded.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# ...
good.

Hmmmm geocities was all the rage 1000 years ago when I made it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# true,
they've never really been able to cope with over twenty people visiting their pages in ten minutes unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
#
twenty two

ten minutes a day
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I do
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# The thing about funny is that it has a half life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Good morning Ms. Cptn. Wow.


How are all the things and whatnot?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Brrr!
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Also brrr.

I need some clever method to keep my feet warmer. Perhaps something involving molten copper.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# i just keep a couple of blood warmers under the desk...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Please send some to me
where I am at this location.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# which floor of b3ta towers are you on?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# 13th!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *sneaks*
*super hugs*
'ning captain!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Hewwo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# although the converse is not true
Half Life does not have a funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# That linky no worky
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# alright, that's the last time we let the new guy design the crossword

pictorum
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Nice.
I think you're onto something there...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# yes
that is genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
# is the clue for 1 down
'Fruity doctor'?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# almost,
"constantly annoyed doctor, who always shouts at his subsidiaries, even if they have solved a vital bit of evidence"
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha - and usually says at some point:
"but we can't allow this to happen!"
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)
# And what's the wife-squeezy-hip thing about in the opening credits?
That's not sexy. And being so much older he really needs to try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# That's my fave bit!
www.barbneal.com/wav/tvthemes/quincy.wav

ning cap'n!

i sold my bike :/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# But you still have your soul, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# dear dark lord no
I got rid of that dead weight years ago.
charming chap, odd smell, unusual number of knees, but I got a great deal
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# I like having a soul.
It makes a useful bargaining tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# hello capn
how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Cold
been trying to get my heating fixed since the 1st of October.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Parp-pa-diddle-pah-pah
BWAAAAARRRR-ba-diddle-bwah-bwah!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# how utterly bizarre
looks like Scrabulous on drugs
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# QUINCE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# who are you calling a quince?



Grrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# lovely stuff...have mondrians cube...made rubik's version a piece of piss!


*click
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# yay
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha...I like them both!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# woop!
Yaap! Hopplalp!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
clever sod
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# another great one
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# woo

Mondrian Beattie
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# hahahaha
thats ace!! :)

mondrian
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Chris Tarrantino presents...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# On a motherfucking plane!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# PLAM!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I know this isn't a popular opinion on here
but I really really enjoyed Death Proof.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Tarantinos should be careful there
his index finger is mm away from the face ejecteror button installed in all Tarintano's faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# hahahah
now do Beverley Craven
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Phwaoarr!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# oo
er
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# More dog poo...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# that's not true.
why does everyone lie to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
# because we all love you and are your friends

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# they used to put ash in dog food
but they don't do it so much any more because we're all such affluent bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Effluent...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# not just now thanks
I'm still full of posh breakfast cereal.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)
# dorset cereal company?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# that stuff is horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I like a bit of Dorset thatch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# you and your strange fetishes
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# i've not tried it as it is stupidsly expensive for breakfast.
the only time i spend is to buy top quality sausages, bacon and eggs.

you can't skimp on a proper cooked breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# oooh - no - good guess though...
what's that ither one who makes the bars and stuff too... Jordans, they do a 'Super Food' one and it's normally about £15, but it's £1.50 at the moment! Score
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Jordan's Super Food?
is it milk?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# no
she can't be milked - you'd get nothing but tar black bile from those.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# mmm extra black coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# plus bizarrely people now pick it up and take it home
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I thought I was the only one who did that...
Phew.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# no me too
I pop em on the living room floor as part of my retro seventies decor
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Shagpile?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# on a friday night usually yeah
car keys in the bowl sweetheart, fancy a martini?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I thought it was that dogs used to crunch bones,
which made their poo white.
(Spui, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# possibly
although dogs still get bones... they're about the only thing that's allowed them any more... now that we've messed and abused our bovine and porcine cousins so much that their remains are potentially lethal. Eat the meat though - just don't go ANYWHERE NEAR anything which might be bone or brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)
# hello, what does your name refer to?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# A place in Amsterdam that I like the sound of. 'SCHPOW'
Also where we're spending Christmas in an apartment this year.
(Spui, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# i thought as much. spui!
it's not just in amsterdam, it's in a number of dutch cities in fact. i was kinda hoping you'd know what it roughly translates as. oh well.

useless fact #132


YOU MUST ATTEND MY BASH
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# QI blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# indeed
I have no idea if it's true or not, but it's what I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# In reality it's a guy that comes round from the council and spray paints them white.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
he must be very accurate...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# That's craftsmanship that is!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# a craftsman?
working for the council?

Sus-Pish-Ous!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I emailled Straight Dope about it years ago...
they wrote back telling me it has to do with what bacteria break down the poo, and how long they're left to decompose without being cleared away. The researcher claimed he had loads of white dog poo all over his back yard.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# That's bollocks.
It's bones. My dog does white crap when he eats bones, and non-white when he doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# It's offal.
If you give them loads of marrow (bone marrow) then it'll sometimes occur, but it was the use of tripe which made it so prevalent.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# This is just wrong.
Tripe caused white poo.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# *clicks*
...






hmmm, Ive just realised that now my friends know if I'm lying when I type that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)
# you have friends?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# not real friends
by "friends" I mean those imaginary people who live in the computer
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# My ones tell me to do bad things
like visiting b3a blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# White dog poo
is an effect of the large amount of bonemeal that was put in dog food until recently, when EU laws curtailed that practise.
The white colour came from the calcium that was left over after the organic matter decomposed.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Or dog skeletons having a shit...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)
# this almost sounds like it might be truth
therefore I shall dismiss it as Papist propaganda
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
#
P R
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Burn the pope!
Burn him!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# nah
it was a gang of weirdos who used to go round tippexing all the turds

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Lions for tiny tom


Click for bigger (76KB)
(yeloodmail letsallmakemistakes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Shopped pics only, etc.
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Erm, repost or nickynicky?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)
# 1st post so.....
:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
# ^this^
i've definitely seen this before.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Still good though...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# yeah but quite possibly nicked.
EDIT: i'm just always suspicious of any uber lurkers who post for the first time and don't make any mistakes. i've been burned by too many n00bs. and as there are at least 2 people here who have seen this exact joke done, in the exact same way, it starts to get me suspicious all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# From here as well
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Point taken...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# *tuts*
So cynical. And therefore probably correct.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# smashing,
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)
# puir wee tam
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Silly Tom.

Logic suggests shortening the height of the sign. Scientologists are known to carry woodworking tools around with them. Why does he not take this approach? Silly Tom.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
# the sign
is a representative of xenu, it's all quite complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I could help you understand...
but the cheque bounced. Sozz Rock
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Hahaha
The Tom Cruise compo was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
# that's some top quality lurkage
if ivesb were here he'd put you in his net... but he's not.

Erm... pull up a kitten not new person...

I take it you made that and stuff. Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Don't think they did you know....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# well then they're nawty
and they've let you down, and they've let me down but most of all, they've let themselves down.

I'm not angry - I'm dissapointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# haven't I seen this later in the week?
or have I fallen into the future again?

... many years from ago, 20,000 years into the future cavemen evolved rudimentry intelligence and began to wear suits of moss and animal skin... they were never seen again, if you know what I mean!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Since its prince time again:
SINGS: "U dont have 2 be cool
2 rule my world, Aint no particular sign Im more compatible with..."

(jammietarts ..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Prince ennit
(Rum, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Welcome new person, draw yourself up a kitten. Unfortunately emvee has widdled in the tea.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# *wipes it on the curtains after*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Not he early 80's hair cut shirley?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# *smooths down ivesb's fringe*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# beats wax I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Pffft...
I make beats wax sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# could you trim my ear hair while you're there...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# fish had fucked in it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Fish from Marillion?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# yes
dirty rawking tea shagging in cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Ah Kailiegh the chav baby name of choice for the 80's:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# haha
"Ooo Kayleigh love, is it too late to say we're sorry?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# No it's not it's only 10.26
Last sorrys are at 10:30 I though everyone knew that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Fish from Marillion once called me a girl
as he gripped my hair and feverishly plunged his long thin cock in and out of my bleeding rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# in a big vat of tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# pffft bleeding rectum
best kind
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Yeah
he does that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# HE DID WHAT?!
THATS DISGUSTING!!!
you're not a girl....
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# any more
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# The calling me a girl bit
was almost true - he called me a big poof.
However, Jim Bowen once mistook me for a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# But not the monkfish:D
They're completely hallibut.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# *spangs with a sprat*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Ah the sexah spang!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Nice shop
But I'd spend a minute or two researching the finer points of optimisation if I were you :)

[edit] you can find out all about it here www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Ah yes
It is fucking massive, that slipped pasty.

EDIT: Lemon party you say?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)
# That took eight years to download,
even on my super whizzy broadbands. :/

Still, it's quite good. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Nicely done.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# heh.
top 'shop
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# nice
they're all looking at Beadle's enormous cock

ps. optimise it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)
# good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Quality work
Learn to optimise and I won't even get my axe out
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# *tickles*
more ning?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# *giggles*
I'll have a little, yes please.

Ning :-)
How's the World of Prof?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# it's almost finished
I just need to get the last bit of track installed and the rollercoaster will be fully operational!

you?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# that is exceedingly nice - welcome new person,
please pull up a kitten and sit on it despite the fact that kittens are small and can not hold your weight.

Did you know Axel Rodes is an anagram of Ale Sexor? That's why he chose that name, because of the leud connotations. He is bad.

Also - please have a look at the optimnisation options your graphics package has to offer. This will make you infinitely more popular. If you can't figure out how to do this, save a second version of the image which is half this size, this will more than half the file size of the image.

Good show.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# *saves a version half the size*
*saves a version half the size of that*
*saves a version half the size of that*
*saves a version half the size of that*
*saves a version half the size of that*
*saves a version half the size of that*
*wonders how small it'll go*
*saves a version half the size of that*
*saves a version half the size of that*
*saves a version half the size of that*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Just tried that - here's the image:
.
(jammietarts ..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# *saves a version half the size of that*
*saves a version half the size of that*
*saves a version half the size of that*
*saves a version half the size of that*
*saves a version half the size of that*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Universe implodes!

Oh well
(jammietarts ..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# I could interject here with a comment like a jammietart talking to a jammietart
but teh trellis would kill me:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# BIGG0R!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# erm
BIGGAR
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# PENICUIK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)
# LAUDER
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I have found a way of saving a file using no bytes at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# go on
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)
# *fluffs*
..... erm ... I meant, y'know, cos you were being so fluffy and ... oh what the hell

*fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# *eyes roll backwards*
you'd better leave something for the main feature...

ning sexay pance
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)
# ninglingtons profflosaur
how's it hanging?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# good thanks
today I dressed my waistco't to the left - and it likes it that way.

How be thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# medium rare
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
# any closer to up jump the boogie time?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)
# sold my beloved bike yesterday
it's looking good for the end of the month
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
# end of THIS month?
Dirty Zombie Jesus on a Blistering Lepper! Well *holds back tears* I'm gonna mi.... *runs out of the room crying*

also - yay - congratumalations. You are one of a growing number of people I know abandoning blighty and the world of work to go and be a scruffy workshy bastard in some other place.

WOOS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# awwwwww
*snogz0rz*

yes, the life of a bum for me tralalalateedeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)
# That's a great first post
edit: Welcome to the boards, pull up a kitten etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Just remember that 50k is a guideline, not a rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Yeah, but
there's just over 50k, then there's 250k!!
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Oh no!
Not 200k! That'll break the internet!

The point is, unless you clear your temporary internet files every time you refresh, it's already too late. Don't complain.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# still though
it would be helpful if images were not needlessly large... that image could be smaller without any detremental concequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
# I do
that's why I said it politely and helpfully shrunk it for them. The L plate and a large filesize will usually result in abuse rather than appreciation for their efforts, which would be a big shame in this case as it's very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# also remember though
b3ta is populated almost entirely by purile cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Prince and Queen?
On the same bill?

Where do I get tickets?
(jammietarts ..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# www.showsruinedbythewarmupact.com
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# weeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha
wut? 'ning mr meats
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# 'ning
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Done optimized it...
...Ooops, nice one for jumpin on that, I'd jus didn't think of it.
(Rum, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Nicely done
Welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)
# what?
am I missing something, all I see is a photobucket message?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
# I thought it was an ironic statement
about Prince getting copyrighted images removed.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# aaaaaaah
I'm with yer
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Disappointed
I won a copy of this, and was disappointed to find it was a cricket themed card game. I was hoping for something more along the lines of...

(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# You won Maston's cricket club?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Oh piss.
Bloody age checking websites.

This.
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# "Uncompromising cricket player cards"
gave me a real office LOL

well it would if I was in an office...I'm in bed :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)
# a z, always the z, never the y
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# what, not a pack of these?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# *spiddles*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Super!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
MURDERBOT!!
*orders one for each ward*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# has it got a special MRSA dobber?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# we're having more of a D&V crisis at the mo...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# oh dear
my grandmother has this trouble

mind you, she's 97 and lives on meringues
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# pffft
Oddly enough this is almost exactly the same plot as an episode of the old Transformers cartoon, where a scientist builds a giant robotic female ninja, then acts surprised when she flips out and starts causing havoc with her ninja skillz. Like he built a giant robot ninja for peaceful purposes, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Blimey.
And they forced kids to watch that?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# I don't think they were strapped down with their eyes clamped open
except in one or two isolated cases
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# 'don't harm her!'
yeah right Optimius..
*fires hyper mega death cannon*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Murderbot you say?...
i'll take two.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
Crunchy frog anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# aaahhhhhhhh
that makes me feel wonderful in min insides.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# haha!
just in time for that all important christmas market...
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# excellent
give me more
!
(jammietarts ..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# haha!
fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Murderbots make me tingle under the bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Haha, grand!
I could do with an exploding death mint right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# haha yay!
"exploding death mints" - best of all the mints!

I now have an urge to invent!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Ning, peeps.

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# This gives me a bit of The Fear
please draw us some PLAM trees
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# i saw your plam trees, whats the deal?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# PLAM PLAM!
there is no deal! C'est plam!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# no deal
just an answer to a typo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# yes
plam trees with ripe juicy plam-o-nuts
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# That bloody Gnu...
He's always Yakking
(jammietarts ..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Oh deer...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# DAMN GNU!
DAMN GNU ALL TO HELL!

EDIT: Oh and to answer your question, a squirrel with tits SA wacky racers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Michael J Fox playing Operation.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# What happened to Asterix and Obelix?
Or you could draw some french maids.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Or combine the two
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Asterix and Obelix dressed as french maids?
That thought is now giving me the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Haha, not what I meant, but an excellent idea!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# YES
^ This!

edit: Asterix & Obelix, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# we're going on a staff bowling booze up soon,
draw the lowest employee destroying the bosses at bowling much to their disgust....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Cats
shaved, naked cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# [hahaha...
...I dunned an office LOL :?) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# That gnu is giving me the fear
But I like scorpion, so that's ok

EDIT: As for drawage, either Asterix and Obelix, or Kat baking a flan
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Brilliant!
*Likes this*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
# I am that Gnu!
Only without the bovine features.

/edit: And draw the post office ants. I'm curious what they're up to now they've been replaced by people.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Mr Bronson from off of Grange Hill
energetically fisting the skaggy, junky corpse of Danny Kendall. The Great Gonch is watching as he stabs himself in the penis with one of Kendall's discarded needles, spraying a mixture of blood and spunk all over his tightly-curled ginger pubes.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# seems a bit tame,
you feeling ok?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# I'm just warming up
;)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# do you channel Wasp Box or is it the other way round?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# we take it in turns
but I'm usually top
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# I should explain
In this context, by "top" emvee means "bitch".
He really does like it up him.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# *marks clipboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# retro filth
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Ninja Rabbits
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# DISMAY!!
these are without a doubt some of my favoritest things ever.

scorpion gives me the solid horn!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# god this good
soooo gooood
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# or.....
Batfink stuck on a magnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# hahahahahaaaaahaha
christ
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# ha haha ha
more gnu
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)
# In a terrible tragedy, Hilary Clinton
has been run down by her husband's Humvee on a New York Street. Being NYC, people are ignoring the incident as they hurry by drinking their cawfees and trailing her blood, guts and brains across three square blocks. Bill is there to comfort her though, despairing as he thinks he may have killed his wife.

Blood bubbles from her lips as she tries to say, it's all right Bill, but he doesn't hear as he weeps with pain as he furiously beats his bent cock and tries to shove a splinter of her skull in his piss hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Pip in TF2
As a spy...oh wait you did that in your regular strip.

How about a Breshnev-Era Moscow party?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Draw the new Indian Supercomputer.
If you must you can incorporate some of their religious icons with the unfeasably large chesticles into it.

Oh, and Scarlet trying to "fix" it.
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Redraw last night's end of day doodle.
If the heating was really off we should be in danger of losing an eye or something.
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# LOL ROLF
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# this looks familiar
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# what goes around...
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# the clap?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# *scratches*
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# the clap...
goes around...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# *can't sit still*
*winces*
it does does it?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# LMAO!!111!!!11
www.ocallaghans.co.uk/b3ta/nuts13112007.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# The fuckers
they edited out my tag
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# hahaha, oh you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# \o/
Sorreh!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I will now proceed to
cunt you in the fuck. Right in the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# *readies self*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# eh?
Fish Carp in it?

What if they're out of season?
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# as fish carp in it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# jinx!
heh
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Says own name
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# don't carp on about it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# but I'm a dab hand at this!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# oh for goodness' hake
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# all these fish puns make me feel eel...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# yeah but I just do it for the hallibut.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# come round my plaice and tell me more...
i'll show you my rod...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Sadly
We have to throw the small ones back.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# }:(
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# I thought the expression was 'fish fuck in it'
ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# but who doesn't like a bit of fishy spunk in their water?
'nings
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# 'nings!!
if you can call shooting a cloud of spunk and eggs at each other sex!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# I'm never drinking water again
*becomes koala*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# hehe
reminds me of Thor's highly practical answer to the question 'how do you have sex with a mermaid?'
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# fish fuck
Isn't that a lesbian thing?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# that's "scissors"
fish fuck is a man thing

...if you ask the fish nicely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Oh fish!
Sorry I misread it:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# *secret inappropriate smerg*
'ello
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# merm-ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)

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