(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:19,
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i for one felt sorry for my english brethren
they go about their business with a certain quiet dignity. always humble, they were dashed unlucky. i hope that lovely chap mclaren gets to keep his jo....pffft....no, i can't do it!
get it up ye!
(Aphex The MinkSnackless,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:23,
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Haha, I loved living in Scotland
but it did amuse me how much they defined themselves by how badly England were playing.
(chenobblerocking his explorer beard on,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:24,
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haha braw :)
It's going to be great watchin' the footy without having to hear over and over how 'this year' england are going to do it
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:26,
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England still might win the cup this year
they've got the power to change reality... and they didn't wantthe cup anyway and EVERYONE CHEATED!
I fully expect to see a significant drop in reports of domestic violence next year.
(Walrus ManThink hippy thoughts,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:24,
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In summer next year I will miss the fucking cunts with their fucking cunt flags on their fucking cunt cars. Probably with their fucking cunt faces painted up like cunts.
(Mr Gearthe gay-maker,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:23,
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Soccer Ball Game
I read in the papers that the soccer ball game people aren't happy because of the East of Europe being bad and nawty and winning who they shouldn't and not winning who they should.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:28,
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GO GLASGOW SOCCER TEAM!!
there are 2 of them and they don't like each other a lot. One plays in blue and one plays in green! I have one friend who likes the blues and one friend who likes the greens. They shout at each other about who is the best and sings songs about religions neither of them follow particularly.
i am contractually obliged to disagree with everything you say
thus, it is an important wake up call to the english football establishment and hopefully will shock us out of the malaise that has belaboured our game.
in much the same way that failure to qualify for the 1994 world cup provided a temporary boost to the game, this should be taken positively.
So, these overpaid morons can't do what they're paid MILLIONS to do, and we're expecting a bunch of amateurs to do the UK proud in 5 years time? Bollocks...
99% of the overpaid morons in the English leagues play for other countries, who then thrash us senseless when it comes to country vs country.
It's our own overpaid amateur morons who aren't good enough.
(frossRead your email on,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:47,
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*cough* If they're paid, they're not amateurs....
(Mrs TrellisGIN,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:04,
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Is this a 'crazy fooooosball' reference?
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:39,
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what troubled me more was the state of the pitch
if nothing else, the english are noted for their superb lawns, we are world class grass maintainers. i blame the yanks, they come over here, ruin our language, make our children fat and mess up our grass.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:46,
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(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:53,
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trouble in paradise. stale urine biopad.
What do you want me to do? The future is flying at us from all directions!
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:27,
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heh, this is great.
i'm off now though - see you anon.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:27,
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would you care to help me come up with another anagram for trouble in paradise before you leave?
although i don't think i'll be able to top stale urine biopad.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:29,
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paradise in trouble
trap a rude sine blido
I rap and treble usio
pederast lair in obu
arse pad in tile rbou
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:40,
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good one.
-puts in book-
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:40,
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THERE ARE MORE
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:52,
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ha mennie?
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:53,
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FO
DO YOU AIN'T SEEN 'IM, CHUMP?
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:55,
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i seen 'im.
'e jus' ain't comin' back.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:01,
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A Dab Irresolute Pin
A Dab Puerile Intros A Dab Retire Upsilon A Dab Reties Purloin A Dab Retie Purloins A Dab Eel Irruptions A Dab Lee Irruptions A Dab Eels Irruption A Dab Else Irruption A Dab Lees Irruption A Dab Repute Sirloin A Dab Lintier Poseur A Dab Polities Rerun A Dab Oilier Punster A Dab Oilier Punters A Dab Oiliest Pruner A Dab Pointier Lures A Dab Pointier Rules A Dab Interiors Pule A Dab Interior Pules A Dab Interior Pulse A D
I could go on
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:41,
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what the fuck is this?
did i ask for a list of anagrams beginning with the words "A dab?" get the fuck out of my office.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:44,
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No, YOU get the fuck out of MY office.
Where the fuck is my secretary, anyway?
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:56,
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Oh, sorry.
*hands back her pants*
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:01,
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get the fuck out of his secretary's office.
or i will completely ignore you for the rest of your life.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:03,
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*sniffs*
Shit, you're right! *sprays air-freshener*
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:06,
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and while you're at it, visit an abortion clinic.
and for christ's sake get that tumor removed before ever speaking to me again. i really can't allow that in this house of God.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:07,
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Not as such. Let nature run its course a bit.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:14,
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but it's taking soooooooo loooooooooooooooooooong.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:17,
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we are at present, both inside of MY office.
and your secretary is in HER office, where you left her AN HOUR AND A HALF AGO. and ONCE AGAIN, YOU ARE FIRED. NOW LEAVE.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:02,
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I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE SERIOUSNESS OF THIS CONVERSATION.
I am sitting behind my desk, and you are standing in front of me, stinking the place out.
If you do not leave, I will call security and then sue your ass.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:04,
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YOU'LL sue ME?
I'LL BAKE YOUR GRANDMOTHER. a cake.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:06,
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So you've walked into my office, told me to get out, refused to admit your error
and now you're making jokes about my grandmother's cremation?
I will give the security guards a fifty so they kick you in the guts a few times outside.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:09,
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police! arrest this raving lunatic! he has admitted to stealing my building right out from under my feet.
and implied money laundering and practicing taxidermy on the homeless! he is a menace to sobriety!
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:13,
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SECURITY
*snaps fingers*
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:15,
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oh look, he thinks security is summoned by fingers snapping.
-presses button that releases rabid bats- -gets carried off by security-
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:17,
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Next time, don't march into the CEO's office at ANAGRAMS LLC unless you are ready to hear every single last possibility of an anagram.
It's what we do here at ANAGRAMS LLC.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:18,
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i find that highly suspect.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:19,
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*offers scented body-spray*
BUY TWENTY AND I ADD IPOOED AND AIDS.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:23,
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aids?
give them to me.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:35,
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(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:09,
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damn you. i almost made it.
i had the scrabble board out anyway. here are a few:
prouder banalities
spit adorable urine
bastard peurile ion
rude insatiable pro
any of those work for you?
(postbearhas metal knees,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:08,
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A Bad Resilient Pour A Bad Irresolute Nip A Bad Irresolute Pin A Bad Puerile Intros A Bad Retire Upsilon A Bad Reties Purloin A Bad Retie Purloins A Bad Eel Irruptions A Bad Lee Irruptions A Bad Eels Irruption A Bad Else Irruption A Bad Lees Irruption A Bad Repute Sirloin A Bad Lintier Poseur A Bad Polities Rerun A Bad Oilier Punster A Bad Oilier Punters A Bad Oiliest Pruner A Bad Pointier Lures A Bad Pointier Rules A Bad Interiors Pule A Bad Interior Pules A Bad Interior Pulse A Bad Tinier Leprous A Bad Purities Loner A Bad Purities Enrol
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:10,
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i hate using one or two letter words.
always feels like cheating to me.
i used to play scrabble with an old woman, we'd do theme games - all bible, all shakespeare, all archaic. it was good for honing werd skills.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:12,
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I used to love scrabble as a kid, but never bought a board after moving out from home.
I might get one.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:14,
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i have five or six boards. i'm addicted.
i was going to tile my backsplash with the wooden tiles once. i may do it in my next den of sin.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:15,
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That's given me a great idea for an outdoor tiled area.
SCRABBLEBOARD!
Now I need some tiles, and a house.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:17,
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and satan.
and gum.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:19,
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I've got those, if my local catholic guy is to be believed.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:20,
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Run! Likely he has just A DAB left.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:27,
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did you have an all-cross-country-skiing themed game at any time?
neither did i.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:16,
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(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:29,
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JOH MY GOHD.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:35,
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yes, they all work for me.
since they're all real words. welldone.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:14,
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yay!
i usually just pick a fun word and see if the remaining letters do anything. prouder banalities is my favourite - it could be an undiscovered ayn rand book.
really must get to bed now, but thanks for the brain stretch!
(postbearhas metal knees,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:17,
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that is a good one.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:19,
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Cya pb.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:39,
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Cya pb, a.k.a. twin.
I want payback.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:43,
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i came back. but i go soon. for reals.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:09,
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Pfffft!!!
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:39,
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that's what i said.
glad someone agrees with me.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:40,
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it is.
reminds me of red dwarf episode I watched recently.
they find a time travel machine, and travel back to the 14th century...
...except they are still in deep space.
Kryten says excitedly : "Isn't this exciting! This is what deep space was like in the 14th century!".
Aaaaanyway.
(The Alchemistking of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:46,
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hahaha sick.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:47,
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Stale Urine Biopad?
I didn't order this!!
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:47,
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but you signed for it, sir.
see, your signature is right here...UNDER THE PART THAT SAYS ASPHINCTERSIGNSHERE. OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:08,
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look up!
i made you four.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:10,
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this is good news.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:21,
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(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:11,
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What the fuck are you talking about
This is just a rip off of the sequel to 300.
Dick.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:09,
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DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat
DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:11,
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I want this vehicle
I will love it, and hug it, and feed it EEEVERY day ^_^
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:13,
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so you should
or it'll get depressed then burst into flames and sink
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:18,
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I don't like it when things do that.
Especially boats =[
Dick boats would just make it a million times sadder.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:20,
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what about a dickcar instead?
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:24,
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TO THE COCKMOBIIIIILE
*spinny CDC on screen as a tweedly brass fanfare plays as it skips to the next scene*
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:26,
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yes
I go sleep now
zzz
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:27,
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AS DO I
Goodness of the nights to all of b3taworld.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:29,
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When did this all happen ?
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:10,
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apparently, on the 9th of October, 2004
:)
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:12,
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My guess was close
I figured the tenth . . .
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:14,
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both such famous dates
it's easy to get them mixed up
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:17,
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WE ARE YOUNG
HEARTACHE TO HEARTACHE WE STAND
(Anthroapology__________________________________________________,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:14,
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yes
our hearts
connected by cheap plastic straws
DO NOT MOVE!
you will bleed slightly!
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:19,
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(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:25,
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That's right !
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:31,
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I just watched The grudge 2
This picture is not related to that particular event, but making it was as big a waste of my time. Perhaps I should add some Goatse? Magenta cock, or teh Quo?
I am not certain, but I think that you may have collected my rucksack from the luggage carousel in error.
Please could you check so that we might make a speedy exchange. Smudge began to realise that he was not going to be able to talk himself out of the bacon roll run this morning.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:09,
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Well fuck you then,
I liked it.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:32,
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I liked it too.
The picture that is.
But the words confused me so I hid.
(imnotplayinganymoreLike a rock. Like a planet.,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:33,
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They are meaningless,
I shall change them for you.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:37,
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You don't have to do that.
I clicked anyway.
(imnotplayinganymoreLike a rock. Like a planet.,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:37,
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Oh god
now you've gone and changed them.
What have I started?
(imnotplayinganymoreLike a rock. Like a planet.,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:39,
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The end.
Think about what you have done to old Smudger.
Think of his wife at home in his overly tidied house with the tins all facing the front and the socks all smiling.
She will be free now.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:42,
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I don't get it
Sorry :(
(emcakeputting a donk on it since,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:37,
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Winalot Prime was a British dog food in the 1970s and 80s.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:41,
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And I have referred to all three of my daughters as 'Whinge-a-lot Prime' at some point
showing that, as I suspected, I am a father.
'Leg or breast?'
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:44,
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Brain, thanks.
(emcakeputting a donk on it since,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:47,
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Sorry, I am out of lamb.
I have some chitterlings?
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:54,
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I like this better !
May I just keep it ?
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:34,
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meh
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 0:45,
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Self pity
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:25,
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What happened ?
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:45,
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In my new project for doing some icons I made a mini VINCENT
But I can't get him small enough to be an icon and be recognisable and his aspect ratio doesn't help either. I might have a second go at him another time but for now bedtime...