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#
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# yay for pigs
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# This deserves more comments!
Like this one
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# ^this^ hard!
most deserving of a woo methinks!

*clicketies*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# "Well lets hope nothing can go wrong in this job...."

errr...ning :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahaha, I like this mucho!
*cleeeeeck*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# so i was doing some xmas card for work
i think this one will need the copy amending
before we send to clients...

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)
# looks
just fine to me.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
# So that's what mince pies are really made of...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Didn't want to watch football next summer anyway...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)
# the score was a cracker
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# i for one felt sorry for my english brethren
they go about their business with a certain quiet dignity.
always humble, they were dashed unlucky.
i hope that lovely chap mclaren gets to keep his jo....pffft....no, i can't do it!

get it up ye!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Haha, I loved living in Scotland
but it did amuse me how much they defined themselves by how badly England were playing.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# haha braw :)

It's going to be great watchin' the footy without having to hear over and over how 'this year' england are going to do it
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)
# England still might win the cup this year
they've got the power to change reality... and they didn't wantthe cup anyway and EVERYONE CHEATED!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# i didn't even watch it because i knew it was going to be pathetically shite.
i watched dragonball Z instead...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# haha
good effort there
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# The small consolation
is that at least the good old Italians spared us the unbearable sight of the sweaties qualifying and bleating on and on and on and on about it. :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
# I hope they bring back the auld enemy games
Scotland vs England would be braw
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
# YES!!!
They need to do this!

I want to see grown men in orange wigs and tartan caps tearing the Wembley crossbars down! Now THAT's football. :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Soccer Ball Game!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# crazy foooooosball!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# 'ning Arch!
'fraid there won't be a Happy Friday Song tomorrow . . . You'll get yours next Friday


(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Is this something to do with kicking balls for money?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# S&M?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Well, it IS before noon, but why not.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# You called?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# right on cue...
:D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Always.....



And I just worked out how I got my reputation on here....
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# nowt to do with me...
/unfortunately
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)
# *s&ms*
*m&s's*
*m&ms*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# all three please...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# *whips*
*buys cardigan*
*offers chocolate*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)
# this is turning into the perfect day...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# I worry when the best part is the cardigan....
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
# did you keep the receipt?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Well when I said 'buys'
I meant 'shoplifts'
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
# cor, you have a dangerous streak as well eh? :)
*glees*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Mwahahahahaha!
*coughs*
*chokes*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# *heimlichs*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# bad trelly!
:)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Oh yes, definitely ;)
Morning hon, how's you?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# *moans pathetically*
suffering.

very VERY late night

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I noticed you sign on around midnight
*hugs*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Ha
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# because you whipped us rotten!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
# *polishes steel toe capped boots*
you called?
=)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Hello cutiepops
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# 'ningles pretty cock...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Who have you been talking to?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I think they should be on performance related pay
Becks and co would be selling the Big Issue inside of a week
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# absolutely agree
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Really don't see why everyone thinks he's so wonderful
He's crap
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# i hate them both.
fucking oxygen thieves!!!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Waste of cells, both of them
Those nuclei could be being used by worthwhile people damnit!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# well i rather like the nice mr david
he's pretty and he did make a difference last night.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Pish
He's a pretty boy who's paid far too much for bugger all
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)
# that's as maybe
but at least he's pretty.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Not really
I can think of prettier
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# where's my money bitch!!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# The other side got a 3 down and nine in the 3rd quarter.
Then scored a home run.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Goddammit! That loosens ma grits fo' sho'
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# the dominoes fell like a house of cards...
checkmate!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# It's a good thing.
I fully expect to see a significant drop in reports of domestic violence next year.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# In summer next year I will miss the fucking cunts with their fucking cunt flags on their fucking cunt cars. Probably with their fucking cunt faces painted up like cunts.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Aaaaaand relax
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
# congratulations
you're just like them, only more sanctimonius.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# It was a post in jest.
I'm really not that bothered.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# hah
worse and worse... just a pale criminal, eh.


:-)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# The palest!
Actually, I'm hungover to fuck so I feel like my head's going to explode off. So perhaps the opposite of pale.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] The go-bots got all the dirty work...

Click for huge (800K)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# I bet Mrs Trellis clicks for huge . . .
*scarpers*

*throws Woo! over shoulder*


(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# pffft!
'ningage unc!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# 'ning, scampo!
scampo!

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# i got you some asda smart price vodka!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# naughty banjo boy
how are ya?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# I Yam ALLLLL of teh grumpty, this mording
this mordingI was awake coughing all night and the traffic was PANCE and I'm about to go postal on some customers . . .

Otherwise fine thanks *remembers Christmas shopping tomorrow* GAH!

How're you?


(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# poor bloke -- you're just upset about the soccer aren't you?
Do your shopping online, naked, from the comfort of your local internet cafe.

Have a nice strong cup of tea, that'll make it better :)

I'm not bad - avoiding work again which is probably going to get me into trouble :( I need to kick this b3ta thing
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# You cheeky sod!




*closes window*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# 'ning, hun!
hun!*smooshes placatorarirarillly*


(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# You made me choke on my tea, damn you....
*accepts smoosh anyway*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# I don't have tea
there's no miluk!


(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Well that's just shit
Sort it man!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# that's not a word
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# she doesn't need to
she already has the huge version

*joins DTH on the lam*

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Right, that's it!
Glasgow, via Northampton - I'll get both of you
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *disguises self as Minky*

. . . shit!


(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# promises promises
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# NOT in the good way
You arse
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# you're a foot shorter than me
any way's a good way ; )
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# you lanky haggis!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# You won't say that when you're wearing concrete shoes
And looking up at the surface of the Clyde
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha
you'll never find enough concrete!

(well done on your river knowledge there)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Big feet?
*intrigued*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)
# you know what they say about a guy with big feet?
massive cock.

that's right.
massive.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Not what I've heard
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# *looks suspicious*
heard? what have you heard? who did you hear it from? was it ivesb? he's a liar!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Nah, it was Debs
She wasn't complimentary.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)
# *cries*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# *comforts*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# inna bosom?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Where else?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Cheese it, you melon!
you melon!

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *cheeses it*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# ning phexy
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# 'ning dude
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# lets's just hope he doesn't change back while he's in use
like BrushBot...

WOO YAY
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Yes, I like BrushBot
You like like BotBrushed?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Haha, I can see that going horribly wrong
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# you see what you want to see...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:45, archived)
# jesus
that's giving me a migraine
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
# 2 girls 1 cup?
no.. a tiger
no pie
no... gahhh my head hurts
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
# NSFW!!!
Well what im seeing isnt, and illegal in certain places
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I see Quo!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)
# ^ Them
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# me too.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# my eyes going wonky?

[edit] oooh it's the quo

'ning all
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# a headache?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# The Quo?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# ha ha
just spotted the tutorial on digg then? ;)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# no, didn't
figured it out myself, but I found a pic like this a few days ago... not suprised it becomes a meme itself
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)
# ning all
how the ruddy blime does that work?

/edit: Thinks about it for one second, works it out...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# take a pic
greyscale,
ultra high contrast, (maybe adjust brightness too)
ultra low opacity,
add a layer with scan lines (2 pixels black, 2 pixels transparent)

that's how I did it.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Michael Winner felching Peter Mandelson while Janet Street-Porter screeches "My Way" in falsetto in the background!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Eeeeh.
My eyes!

TJ: What a great name!


Image 4
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# I want to see an aspirin
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# I would also
But I'd prefer something more paracetamolly
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# "Paracetamollic"
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)
# That too
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Ning Sir
How are you
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# a little better today after the onslaught of yesterday's teaching, or 'grand rollicking 2007'
fine today, aside from the headache inducing images today :)

hoep you are well sir
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Aaarrggh!!!!
Likes.
*Adblocks*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# oh wow that's subtle.
woo.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# now that is clever
only spotted it as i got up to go for a wee, i'm now peeing my pants cos i stopped to write this.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Makes me less cleverer than you then
I only spotted it when i read your post and pretended to go off for a pee.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Ooh Very Nice
Woo
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Had to stand away from the screen to see that
Woo!

*Goes for lie down*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# 'Ning you lovely B3tans!
how are you all upon this morn
for all you upset that England football team are a bunch of usless twunts have something lully :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)
# I'm not upset
But I'll take the something lully anyway :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Me too
: )
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# i'll stick it on your tab
you'll eventually be upset about something at some point and then all debts will be cleared
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)
# I met a hot-weather penguin once in the Galapagos Islands.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# oh yeah?
well.. well... i met a welshman once :p...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:45, archived)
# was he polite
how were the Galapagos, did you steal any bio diversity?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# He was exceptionally rude actually.
I was snorkelling near him and he done a shit in the water!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# at you?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# This is the angle I got. Dirty boy:
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# I like all of those photos
especially the crab

WOO YAY

Crabs on b3ta again!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Glad you like it, I had a lovely holiday.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# that's lully
England-Schmingland ... bunch of over paid underworked nancy boy spacktards.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
# pemgwins!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Horrid wireless.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)
# JANE - YOUR LEFT HAND IS HORRIBLY DISFIGURED!
urgh - don't drink out of it... God Jane, you're so dirty...

WOO YAY HOOPLA
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:39, archived)
# i'm glad someone else was thinking this.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)
# I think she is a LEGO man with a clenched fist
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)
# they do produce slightly more female-oriented lego personages.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Cursing God?
'DAMN YOU GOD, WHY CAN'T I BEND MY KNEES!??!!'
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Topical
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Soccer Ball Game
I read in the papers that the soccer ball game people aren't happy because of the East of Europe being bad and nawty and winning who they shouldn't and not winning who they should.

England is robbed of the Soccer Cup!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)
# i for one support Nottingham Hotspurts
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:28, archived)
# GO GLASGOW SOCCER TEAM!!
there are 2 of them and they don't like each other a lot. One plays in blue and one plays in green! I have one friend who likes the blues and one friend who likes the greens. They shout at each other about who is the best and sings songs about religions neither of them follow particularly.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)
# I'm not allowed to support a soccer team
because I don't have a religion... :(
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)
# the best soccer team to support
is the soccer team that are winning. GO RED TEAM!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
# YAY the reds
I like the Beckham team because he sexes a Spice Girl and they're hot because it says so in Nuts and Heat and New Scientist
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)
# New Scientist - Swimsuit Edition
I say!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# sexy science!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# :)
the lab coat calendar is they do is so hot... some of them are even holding pipettes very provocitively
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Yay! I like the arsenal
I used to like the chelsea, but they're not doing as well this year, so I switched

GO SOCCER!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# The kick a pigs bladder teacup?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Yes, what a bastard.
Now can we stop belabouring something which went pretty much as expected and is a surprise to none but the blind?

We'll be better in a few years.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Sure, but that's not the case.
No-one could have expected such astonishing incompetance. If there was such thing as a Croation B3ta, they'd find this guy the laughing-stock.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:28, archived)
# or will we
or do we care?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)
# What the hell is it with football fans and this 'we' shit?
You aren't part of the team, get used to the idea.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)
# the fans are the 12th man
man
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)
# i am contractually obliged to disagree with everything you say
thus, it is an important wake up call to the english football establishment and hopefully will shock us out of the malaise that has belaboured our game.

in much the same way that failure to qualify for the 1994 world cup provided a temporary boost to the game, this should be taken positively.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# You're a very silly person.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)
# I think you are agreeing with what I have said elsewhere.
You Bastard!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:28, archived)
# As a spurs fan I heartily endorse this sort of thing
And that's all I'm gonna say on the matter
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Spurs?
Are you a gay cowboy?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:31, archived)
# *Ahem*
S&M cowboy.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)
# *ahem*
2 S&M Cowboys 1 Cup
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Surprise, surprise, they lost
So, these overpaid morons can't do what they're paid MILLIONS to do, and we're expecting a bunch of amateurs to do the UK proud in 5 years time? Bollocks...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Ning Mrs. T
you'll be happy to know that's the auto complete which comes up when I press 'n'

THAT'S how much I fancy* you!

*say ning to
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Never actually watched it
That's my N autocomplete....

'Ning Prof
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# oh ... I see
*cries*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Actually
99% of the overpaid morons in the English leagues play for other countries, who then thrash us senseless when it comes to country vs country.

It's our own overpaid amateur morons who aren't good enough.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# *cough* If they're paid, they're not amateurs....
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Is this a 'crazy fooooosball' reference?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:39, archived)
# what troubled me more was the state of the pitch
if nothing else, the english are noted for their superb lawns, we are world class grass maintainers.
i blame the yanks, they come over here, ruin our language, make our children fat and mess up our grass.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Don't talk too loudly
Dissent is not warranted.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# HOOFSPHERE!

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# trouble in paradise. stale urine biopad.

What do you want me to do? The future is flying at us from all directions!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:27, archived)
# heh, this is great.
i'm off now though - see you anon.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:27, archived)
# would you care to help me come up with another anagram for trouble in paradise before you leave?
although i don't think i'll be able to top stale urine biopad.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:29, archived)
# paradise in trouble

trap a rude sine blido

I rap and treble usio

pederast lair in obu

arse pad in tile rbou
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:40, archived)
# good one.
-puts in book-
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:40, archived)
# THERE ARE MORE
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:52, archived)
# ha mennie?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:53, archived)
# FO
DO YOU AIN'T SEEN 'IM, CHUMP?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:55, archived)
# i seen 'im.
'e jus' ain't comin' back.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:01, archived)
# A Dab Irresolute Pin
A Dab Puerile Intros
A Dab Retire Upsilon
A Dab Reties Purloin
A Dab Retie Purloins
A Dab Eel Irruptions
A Dab Lee Irruptions
A Dab Eels Irruption
A Dab Else Irruption
A Dab Lees Irruption
A Dab Repute Sirloin
A Dab Lintier Poseur
A Dab Polities Rerun
A Dab Oilier Punster
A Dab Oilier Punters
A Dab Oiliest Pruner
A Dab Pointier Lures
A Dab Pointier Rules
A Dab Interiors Pule
A Dab Interior Pules
A Dab Interior Pulse
A D

I could go on
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:41, archived)
# what the fuck is this?
did i ask for a list of anagrams beginning with the words "A dab?"
get the fuck out of my office.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:44, archived)
# No, YOU get the fuck out of MY office.
Where the fuck is my secretary, anyway?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:56, archived)
# Oh, sorry.
*hands back her pants*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:01, archived)
# get the fuck out of his secretary's office.
or i will completely ignore you for the rest of your life.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:03, archived)
# *sniffs*
Shit, you're right!
*sprays air-freshener*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:06, archived)
# and while you're at it, visit an abortion clinic.
and for christ's sake get that tumor removed before ever speaking to me again. i really can't allow that in this house of God.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:07, archived)
# Not as such. Let nature run its course a bit.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:14, archived)
# but it's taking soooooooo loooooooooooooooooooong.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:17, archived)
# we are at present, both inside of MY office.
and your secretary is in HER office, where you left her AN HOUR AND A HALF AGO.
and ONCE AGAIN, YOU ARE FIRED.
NOW LEAVE.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:02, archived)
# I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE SERIOUSNESS OF THIS CONVERSATION.
I am sitting behind my desk, and you are standing in front of me, stinking the place out.

If you do not leave, I will call security and then sue your ass.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:04, archived)
# YOU'LL sue ME?
I'LL BAKE YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
a cake.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:06, archived)
# So you've walked into my office, told me to get out, refused to admit your error
and now you're making jokes about my grandmother's cremation?

I will give the security guards a fifty so they kick you in the guts a few times outside.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:09, archived)
# police! arrest this raving lunatic! he has admitted to stealing my building right out from under my feet.
and implied money laundering and practicing taxidermy on the homeless! he is a menace to sobriety!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:13, archived)
# SECURITY
*snaps fingers*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:15, archived)
# oh look, he thinks security is summoned by fingers snapping.
-presses button that releases rabid bats-
-gets carried off by security-
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:17, archived)
# Next time, don't march into the CEO's office at ANAGRAMS LLC unless you are ready to hear every single last possibility of an anagram.
It's what we do here at ANAGRAMS LLC.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:18, archived)
# i find that highly suspect.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:19, archived)
# *offers scented body-spray*
BUY TWENTY AND I ADD IPOOED AND AIDS.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:23, archived)
# aids?
give them to me.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:35, archived)
# A bad pulse interior
looks good to me.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:44, archived)
# a bad pulse interior is better than a good interior pulse.
that's what i always say.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:48, archived)
# As long as there is one, it's good.
Without it, one is BBQ!!!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:51, archived)
# i'll make sure and tell the doorman for you.
in the meantime i'll have a new set of keys made as soon as i can.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:54, archived)
# do you write spam emails?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:37, archived)
# like a pro.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:09, archived)
# damn you. i almost made it.
i had the scrabble board out anyway. here are a few:

prouder banalities

spit adorable urine

bastard peurile ion

rude insatiable pro


any of those work for you?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:08, archived)
#
A Bad Resilient Pour
A Bad Irresolute Nip
A Bad Irresolute Pin
A Bad Puerile Intros
A Bad Retire Upsilon
A Bad Reties Purloin
A Bad Retie Purloins
A Bad Eel Irruptions
A Bad Lee Irruptions
A Bad Eels Irruption
A Bad Else Irruption
A Bad Lees Irruption
A Bad Repute Sirloin
A Bad Lintier Poseur
A Bad Polities Rerun
A Bad Oilier Punster
A Bad Oilier Punters
A Bad Oiliest Pruner
A Bad Pointier Lures
A Bad Pointier Rules
A Bad Interiors Pule
A Bad Interior Pules
A Bad Interior Pulse
A Bad Tinier Leprous
A Bad Purities Loner
A Bad Purities Enrol
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:10, archived)
# i hate using one or two letter words.
always feels like cheating to me.

i used to play scrabble with an old woman, we'd do theme games - all bible, all shakespeare, all archaic. it was good for honing werd skills.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:12, archived)
# I used to love scrabble as a kid, but never bought a board after moving out from home.
I might get one.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:14, archived)
# i have five or six boards. i'm addicted.
i was going to tile my backsplash with the wooden tiles once. i may do it in my next den of sin.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:15, archived)
# That's given me a great idea for an outdoor tiled area.
SCRABBLEBOARD!

Now I need some tiles, and a house.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:17, archived)
# and satan.
and gum.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:19, archived)
# I've got those, if my local catholic guy is to be believed.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:20, archived)
# Run! Likely he has just A DAB left.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:27, archived)
# did you have an all-cross-country-skiing themed game at any time?
neither did i.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:16, archived)
# Baronial Disrepute
Libertarian Souped
Libertarian Pseudo
Banalities Prouder
Insatiable Prouder
Parable Eruditions
Ablation Pruderies
Proletarian Busied
Separation Rebuild
Separation Builder
Deliberation Supra
Inebriated Parlous
Inaudible Prorates
Inaudible Praetors
Parboiled Urinates
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:22, archived)
# Seaboard Peril Unit
Lapboard Urine Site
Labrador Pine Suite
Abroad Uterine Lips
Abroad Uterine Lisp
Abroad Uterine Slip
Uneatable Drop Iris
Trainable Dire Soup
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:25, archived)
# 100% Parboiled Urinates in every Trainable Dire Soup we make.
AIDS EXTRA.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:35, archived)
# Pseudo Libertarian!
FTW, They all are!!!!, hahahaha!!!!

/blog
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:28, archived)
# i just found that one.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:31, archived)
# how are you getting these?
and why do they all begin with the same words?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:15, archived)
# The list stopped early and I didn't refresh the page
wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=trouble+in+paradise&t=1000

I was going to post everything, but when I saw how long the list was, I decided against it.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:16, archived)
# CHEATER.
any machine can rearrange letters.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:18, archived)
# ONLY A HUMAN BRAIN CAN LOVE DOING IT.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:19, archived)
# AND POSTBEAR TOO!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:29, archived)
# JOH MY GOHD.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:35, archived)
# yes, they all work for me.
since they're all real words.
welldone.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:14, archived)
# yay!
i usually just pick a fun word and see if the remaining letters do anything. prouder banalities is my favourite - it could be an undiscovered ayn rand book.

really must get to bed now, but thanks for the brain stretch!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:17, archived)
# that is a good one.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:19, archived)
# Cya pb.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:39, archived)
# Cya pb, a.k.a. twin.
I want payback.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:43, archived)
# i came back. but i go soon. for reals.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:09, archived)
# Pfffft!!!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:39, archived)
# that's what i said.
glad someone agrees with me.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:40, archived)
# it is.
reminds me of red dwarf episode I watched recently.

they find a time travel machine, and travel back to the 14th century...

...except they are still in deep space.

Kryten says excitedly : "Isn't this exciting! This is what deep space was like in the 14th century!".

Aaaaanyway.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:46, archived)
# hahaha sick.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:47, archived)
# Stale Urine Biopad?
I didn't order this!!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:47, archived)
# but you signed for it, sir.
see, your signature is right here...UNDER THE PART THAT SAYS ASPHINCTERSIGNSHERE.
OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:08, archived)
# look up!
i made you four.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:10, archived)
# this is good news.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:21, archived)
# ohh random!
WHERE IS EVERYONE!!!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:15, archived)
# *slap*
here, now stop shouting!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:17, archived)
# *rubs cheek*
you'll pay for that.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:18, archived)
# That's what I love about this time of year.
All the usual people are either on holidays or too busy to post.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:17, archived)
# it's thanksgiving in americaland
thats what it is.
most b3tans are americans but don't like to admit it!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:20, archived)
# I'm here
Just wondering the same thing. And if my internet was borking b3ta again
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:18, archived)
# *hugs*
it's ok now!!
we're here now!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:21, archived)
# GOOD LAWDE.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:20, archived)
# LAWKS A LORDY!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:21, archived)
# o no we gonna rock down to electric avenue and then we'll take it higher
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 5:30, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
looks like my old supervisor - what a ski-ramped headed bitch she was!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 5:36, archived)
# dealin' in multiplication and they still can't feed everyone
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(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 5:49, archived)
# out in the playground... in the dark side of town
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 5:52, archived)
# I was quoting some Lou Reed today. But to your pic...
Animated up down slide might make that worse.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 5:37, archived)
# workin' so hard like a soldier can't afford a thing on tv
wut? animated wut? slide wut?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 5:51, archived)
# (interlude: o no... o no... o no... o no...)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 5:54, archived)
# Quick and dirty


edit:
More like...
/Y'know, those were different times!/
/Oh, all the poets, they studied rules of verse/
/And the ladies, they rolled their eyes/
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:10, archived)
# deep in my heart i am warrior can't get food for them kid
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o i get it now, thanks. sorry, a bit mellow here and not comprehending the basics.

edit: but sweet jane is always welcome. i hear he's performing metal machine music live these days.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:16, archived)
# That is worse without animation.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:29, archived)
# worse is below, i think.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:34, archived)
# haha
I've been meaning to pick that up forever. I always wanted to have a party themed around listening to that album.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:32, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
have a birthday party-themed party and play mutiny in heaven repeatedly. that i'd like to see.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:36, archived)
# *puts pins through the nipples on his chest*
*thinks he is a saint*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:21, archived)
# I said drink you scabrous whore/ Are you deaf as well as short?
[/;-D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:31, archived)
# now in the street there is violence and - and a lots of work to be done
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:33, archived)
# Low brow? Hell, he's all brow!!!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:40, archived)
# it's the egg sac you have to watch for.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:45, archived)
# i was at a party once and a man put a billy ocean cd in the stereo.
it was frightening. he was grooving away to the music and suddenly noticed everyone staring at him like he was made of mucous.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:51, archived)
# i heard once that someone bought a jamiroquai cd, but that is unsubstantiated rumour.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:52, archived)
# and then there's maude.
(and then there's maude)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:57, archived)
# Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough!
That's right! I'll teach you to be happy!
I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:04, archived)
# which is most disgusting:
1. scented body spray for 'men'
2. scented liquid shower soap for 'men'
3. cologne and makeup for 'men'
4. leech-flavoured ice cream.

vote now.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:12, archived)
# I'd say four...
however, "scented body spray", for anyone, strikes me as suspect.
Or would make you one.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:15, archived)
# 1, 2 and 3 are tied for the lead in my mind.
i need to go to bed, i am exhausted.

'night.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:24, archived)
# IT WORKS THOUGH
The biggest player at my old job, hottest girls there always rubbing up against him sprayed himself with axe everyday as he got out of his car.

THE CORRELATION WAS DIRECT.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:16, archived)
# yeah, phrenology works too.
but do you want to stink like a week-old douchebag just to attract people who like the smell of week-old douchebags?

i had a woman at an old job tell me she liked the way i smelled once. she asked what it was and i said "pizza".

i was not lying to her, but i should have.

i have to sleep. 'night.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:27, archived)
# *smacks the wealth node with a hammer*
*pass out from pain*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:43, archived)
# My shower soap is full of guarana and caffeine.
Apparently it's possible to absorb a little bit when you wash.

I can't say I've noticed any effect, but the packaging is pretty cool.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:07, archived)
# i wash with anger and vitriol.
and sometimes army ants and durian.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:14, archived)
# Indeed!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:55, archived)
# where o where is politenessman when we need him?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:59, archived)
# Mmmmmm egg sac.
/Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurst/
/Not in the mood for Jack-In-The-Box/
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:52, archived)
# straight porn versus gay porn: who will win?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:54, archived)
# If you let me field Italians, I'd win on Straight.
Just on the range of abuse and orifices alone.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:59, archived)
# jack in the box or back in the jocks: you decide.
italians are imaginary, like larks and kettles.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:01, archived)
# /Groaning to the muzak from a speaker in shoe rack/
/Lays out her goods on the floor/
/Everything she's chosen is conveniently frozen/
/Eat it and come back for more!/
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:07, archived)
# i, too, have an apple in my basket.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:14, archived)
# Lies! You'd never type and fuck at the same time.
/They said he was a neuter/
/Tried to be a masher/
/He was a failure as a flasher/

/What made it most regrettable/
/He thought he was incredible/

/Here I come, yeah, look at me now!/
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:19, archived)
# Looplites

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 3:33, archived)
# whoops migraine
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 3:34, archived)
# Really ?
Got shades, welding googles ? Dint mean to hurt . . .
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 3:42, archived)
# If I had massive shadey goggles I'd totally be wearing them right now.
It's not really migraine inducing. But it does remind me of what I see when I have a migraine. Everything's all wrong under migraine influence :(
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 3:43, archived)
# You want to borrow mine ?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 3:51, archived)
# fuckin cool!

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 3:37, archived)
# Shatteringly effectual !

Ed: Great ! Even more effective and symetrical . . .
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 3:40, archived)
# hmm.
looks a bit like a cross-section through a plant.

Mesenchyme, xylem, that sort of thing.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 4:05, archived)
# What's going on?
Am I doing this right?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 3:42, archived)
# What do you see ?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 3:42, archived)
# I see dead people.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 3:50, archived)
# That's strange . . .
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 3:53, archived)
# I see the devourer of worlds.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 4:21, archived)
# Looking for medicine . . .
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 4:28, archived)
# i love this one
woo yeah!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 4:40, archived)
# None here. Try next door.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 5:20, archived)
# COLOUR TIEM.

Edit: Night!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)
# bitches aint shit
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:43, archived)
# Ok.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)
# Some of them are ho's and tricks
or so I've heard.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 3:03, archived)
# YAY.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:46, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaays!
I am liek colour tiem! Teh pink feller right of centre is my fave - he looks so shocked... heheh. ^-^
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:48, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)
# Sex Sells!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:53, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:56, archived)
# WOOOOOOOO
look at me, I'm on /board and everything
*streaks*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:58, archived)
# *COVERS EYES*
Welcome!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 3:00, archived)
# What now?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Woo!
Colour!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 3:03, archived)
# Thanks!
Woo! lully w/y! :D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 3:07, archived)
# Woo!
Perfectly done.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 5:21, archived)
# Have something from teh ancient files
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:02, archived)
# SENSE!
Its not making it!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:05, archived)
# and nor should it
:)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:11, archived)
# got themselves in a bit of a pickle
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:08, archived)
# yes
but it all turns out nice in the end
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:11, archived)
# What the fuck are you talking about
This is just a rip off of the sequel to 300.

Dick.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:09, archived)
# DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat
DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat DICK boat
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:11, archived)
# I want this vehicle
I will love it, and hug it, and feed it EEEVERY day ^_^
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:13, archived)
# so you should
or it'll get depressed then burst into flames and sink
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:18, archived)
# I don't like it when things do that.
Especially boats =[

Dick boats would just make it a million times sadder.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:20, archived)
# what about a dickcar instead?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:24, archived)
# TO THE COCKMOBIIIIILE
*spinny CDC on screen as a tweedly brass fanfare plays as it skips to the next scene*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:26, archived)
# yes
I go sleep now

zzz
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:27, archived)
# AS DO I
Goodness of the nights to all of b3taworld.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:29, archived)
# When did this all happen ?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:10, archived)
# apparently, on the 9th of October, 2004
:)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:12, archived)
# My guess was close
I figured the tenth . . .
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:14, archived)
# both such famous dates
it's easy to get them mixed up
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:17, archived)
# WE ARE YOUNG
HEARTACHE TO HEARTACHE WE STAND
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:14, archived)
# yes
our hearts

connected by cheap plastic straws

DO NOT MOVE!

you will bleed slightly!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)
# oh the pastic
how it bends
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:21, archived)
# rub it fatser!
fatser!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:24, archived)
# I CAN'T WORK IT OUT
MY BRAIN IS FALLING
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:20, archived)
# :D
all it needs is kittens
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:25, archived)
# That's right !
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:31, archived)
# I just watched The grudge 2


This picture is not related to that particular event, but making it was as big a waste of my time. Perhaps I should add some Goatse? Magenta cock, or teh Quo?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Too dark?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)
# It's a bit film noir-ish
Is this a fundamaentalist suicide bomberation message. Woo though.

Why am I wooing things I do not understand?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:36, archived)
# it is
it is
dropsy
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:38, archived)
# I'm entirely out of touch it appears
given that means nothing to me. Do mock me at will.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:41, archived)
# After 4 years or so, it alarms me that people still, on occasion, associate Manley with sense.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Hehe
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:46, archived)
# I like this.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:47, archived)
# ^
ditto
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:17, archived)
# You've almost got the quo in the back already
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Kids look a little
like maddness. Had considered putting in the beatles but couldn't be arsed.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:37, archived)
# I was about to suggest Suggs.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:47, archived)
# i have been trying to draw a horse using not all of the parts of my brain.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:16, archived)
# congratulations
it worked!!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:17, archived)
# And how do you think that went?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:17, archived)
# professionally.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:19, archived)
# I think you're right.
*awards a gold star*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Neither of them?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:18, archived)
# i actually had to crop it massively,
because it was about ten times bigger, except it was mostly a pair of mountains having a conversation.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:22, archived)
# I would have liked to have seen that.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:24, archived)
# it's gone for good.
but that's what the squiggles behind are from.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:27, archived)
# YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Oh dear christ, we finally did it!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:30, archived)
# I used to have a brain
I remember when this was all just fields.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry] "There's no time like the present, sergeant."
I am not certain, but I think that you may have collected my rucksack from the luggage carousel in error.


Please could you check so that we might make a speedy exchange.
Smudge began to realise that he was not going to be able to talk himself out of the bacon roll run this morning.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Well fuck you then,
I liked it.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:32, archived)
# I liked it too.
The picture that is.

But the words confused me so I hid.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)
# They are meaningless,
I shall change them for you.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:37, archived)
# You don't have to do that.
I clicked anyway.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Oh god
now you've gone and changed them.

What have I started?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:39, archived)
# The end.
Think about what you have done to old Smudger.

Think of his wife at home in his overly tidied house with the tins all facing the front and the socks all smiling.

She will be free now.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:42, archived)
# I don't get it
Sorry :(
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Winalot Prime was a British dog food in the 1970s and 80s.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:41, archived)
# And I have referred to all three of my daughters as 'Whinge-a-lot Prime' at some point
showing that, as I suspected, I am a father.

'Leg or breast?'
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Brain, thanks.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:47, archived)
# Sorry, I am out of lamb.
I have some chitterlings?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:54, archived)
# I like this better !
May I just keep it ?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Self pity
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:25, archived)
# What happened ?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:45, archived)
# In my new project for doing some icons I made a mini VINCENT



But I can't get him small enough to be an icon and be recognisable and his aspect ratio doesn't help either.
I might have a second go at him another time but for now bedtime...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Still has that certain likeability !
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)

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