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Edited for more hair

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)

It's the Preacher Man!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:01, archived)

I preferred Nathan Barley =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:05, archived)

So say brother nathan!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:07, archived)

Hehehe

:D
Trashbat.co.ck

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)

That show just seems more relevant every year.
www.trashbat.co.ck/t12/index.html

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)

its got a massive 5

cos thats the most used number

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:15, archived)

peace and fuckin'

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:18, archived)

its well jackson

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:19, archived)

Check out my blog, yeah...it's well fuckin; futile.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:21, archived)

*fuck it up the arse*

*fuck it up the arse*
*ffffff fuck it up the arse*
alrite toby you rapist

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:23, archived)

It features

every known integer!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:19, archived)

For some bizarre reason..

I have never tried the site!

SWEEEEEEET =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:16, archived)

At a guess

I reckon these are musicians?

I'm a bit rusty

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:03, archived)

They were just on Jonathon Ross.

JULIAN IS AWESOME.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)

Better than Noel.

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:12, archived)

Without a doubt.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)

Quite right.

I saw both of these years ago when they were solo stand-ups (you would have been about 5).
Both were excellent but Barratt was better.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:15, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:15, archived)

crimped

to the max, sir

(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)

Teddy bears are always getting into trouble

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)

Bahaha!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)

Haha

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:01, archived)

Hahahaha

Very woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)

hahaha - Derka Derka!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:05, archived)

Hehehe

nawty puromycin
:D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:05, archived)

hahaha good old ladybird books !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)

Hehehe!

Best of all the Ladybird books

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)

*starts huge protest*

HE SHOULD BE SHOT!

KILL HIM AND KILL HIM AGAIN!!

STONE HIM TO DEATH AND THEN KILL HIM!

DEATH TO THOSE WHO INSULT THE RELIGION OF PEACE!

etc

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:15, archived)

calm down dear, it's only....

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:16, archived)

Anyone fancy an animal crossbreed thread?

Bick for Clig

Edit: 10 so far
Edit: 11
Edit: no, 12
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Edit: I'll just count when people stop :P
Edit: Up to dekion's flipping-goose/duck thingy is 41 at 23:59
Edit: 43 at '00
Edit: 48
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Edit: THIRTY-TWO makes 50
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Edit: 56

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

Is that a lion or a mandrill?

must be a lion

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)

the cross-breed

is called a mondrian

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)

Gahaha!

I am liking this picture muchly :)
~~this picture~~ these pictures

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)

go on

though you're picking an area where many, many b3tans have expertise far exceeding our own

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)

What would that be then?:P

EDIT: Looks around for Human Decent.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)

Makes sense

with a win :)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)

cor!

horse chicken needs the theme to black beauty playing

(yes I'm fucking aware it's a white horse but how many shitting programmes about shitting horses can you think of? I know I can't think of many, so stop being so horrible *cries* see! look what you've done! *puts on depressing soap opera and reads chat magazine*)

ER? I'm tired :(

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)

Lay down dear.

Don't upset yourself.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)

I'm not upset! why do you think I'm upset! I'm perfectly happy!

*sulks*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)

You will be when you know it's a goose not a chicken:P

*tisk* a chicken on a horses head! You nonsense!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)

the etymology is very simple

if it got feathers, it's a chicken

(rule used in restaurants throughout the land)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)

these are gooood

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)

'los matey

that goorse (or whatever you call it) is feckin' ace

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)

Much excellence found here :)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)

How could I possibly say no?

Edit: yours is bonzer

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)

brilliant!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)

ace

both of you

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)

hehe

a tangy sweet

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:46, archived)

IT has that puzzled look on it's face as if

It's trying to work out if it is suffocating in it's present enviroment.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)

This is much woo!

it makes me happy :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)

HAHAHA

That's immense!

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)

ook!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)

it looks slightly ashamed of itself

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)

Hahaha

you're right :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)

That really is rather woo, have it's arch nemesis:

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)

Give us a nibble!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)

AHHhhhh!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)

Wow

Freaky

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)

Haha

but it hadn't reckoned on this turning up

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)

Might as well climb on...

Click for bigger (80KB)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)

Is that her from titanic?

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)

Argghghghg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)

EEEEEEE-HEHEHEHEHE!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)

Nice icon :D

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Ttssattsr, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)

It was a gift. *skips about like a little girl*

*sprains ankle as much too old to arse about like that*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)

You were a gift?

I'd have rather had a pony. :(

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Ttssattsr, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)

I had the pony...

It was shite. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)

Haha, that's just a squirrel monkey

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)

A rathound! *adjusts rubber nose*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)

wow

nice one.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)

Didn't see that one coming.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)

I have tons of these.

this is one of my favourites though.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)

then there's this..

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)

aaaand.. this..

I'll stop now

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)

honk!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)

fantastic!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)

That's ace!

Have an undercover elephant

I love this thread!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)

Might as well

It's not like I've ever posted this before ;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)

rah!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)

That's fuckin' great!

*click*
:D

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XLVII .uk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)

I want one!!

Make that ten.
WOO!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)

Breeding pair, NOW!

WYH

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)

Well cut my legs off & call me shorty

if we haven't just found a winnar :D

that is so good in so many ways

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:46, archived)

All kinds of AWESOME!

Brilliant work, chap.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)

I must do more of these .... NOW!

Woo!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)

Mind if I throw this in here?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)

You might as well have this then

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)

Here's a couple from the archives.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)

Just one more then

EDIT: you do realise this means none of us can ever again complain about the file size of someone's pic?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)

Oh?

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:01, archived)

thank god

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:05, archived)

Hahahaha

I even sensed my broad bands struggle under the weight

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:27, archived)

MOAR

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)

Me join in!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)

So very old pearoasts

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Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)

awesome!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:03, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:02, archived)

he looks cheery

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:05, archived)

I think he's upset because of his tiny unuseable flipperwings

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ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)

WOAH!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:12, archived)

Rinhoratosaurus

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:20, archived)

late I know but

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:35, archived)

best. thead. ever!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:16, archived)

'slips one in'

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McBadger COW, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:20, archived)

*joins in*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:32, archived)

maybe my skim-reading of the board was inadequate...

...but has anyone noticed the news story about the 61-year-old man who punched an 8-year-old trick-or-treater in the face?

(my, that's a lot of hyphens.)

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sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)

There sure are a lot of pictures on /talk tonight...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)

/talk is a strange place, i dont understand it

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

Nobody understands it.

It doesn't exist...

Not tonight anyway, apparently...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

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sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

Actually I do recognise him

He was on this site for a while, maybe you should read it

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

calm down dear

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

*takes a deep breath*

Cheers love =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

sorry.

yes I should. have.

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sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)

*slaps wrists*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

ooh.

I like that. Do it again.

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sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)

*retires to bunker*

*boils kettle*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)

Coffee with milk for me please

I have no biscuits, but I have some things that aren't Cornettos. I call them Tescettos, cos that's where they're from.

I trust that is satisfactory?

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in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)

I have just made a chocolate cake

We can have that with tea or coffee.

I have also brewed a jug of decaff coffee.

*unlocks bunker*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)

what,

no carrot cake?
good job i brought some jaffas

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

FUCK

I forgot to buy jaffas!

I was going to drink them tonight!!!

I'll get them tomorrow, but won't be able to do it until sunday, dinner parties and jaffa puke usually don't go hand in hand..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

unless

you live in a wacky '70's sitcom

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

*travels through time*

Ooh, wicked.

Cheers for the tip!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

is your boss invited?

or the vicar?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

Neither.

MWAHAHAHAHA.

I truly am a bastard.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

then you don't have to worry

about committing some dreadful faux-pas that could lose you your job.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)

True.

However, I am hosting/cooking/cleaning for friends, it might not go down too well...

I shall have the marvelous jaffashake on sunday =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)

nibbles are your friends

keep 'em busy while you finish the cooking! make sure no-one has more than 2 drinks before dinner, though, they probably won't have eaten all day and you don't want drunken idiots ruining all your hard work, do you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)

I'm not spending too long cooking =P

10 minutes max for the starter, 30 minutes max for the main, about 30 seconds max for the dessert.

Piss easy stuff ^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)

wish i'd done that!

terrine with rocket salad starter, beef wellington main and raspberry pavlova dessert. took fucking ages!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)

Heh

Those are some pretty slow cooking dishes..

I've got mixed bean filo parcels with sweet pepper and cherry tomato salad for starter, salmon steaks with a creamy cucumber sauce with new potatoes and green beans with parsley and butter sauce for the main, and a raspberry sorbet for dessert.

Nice and quick ^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)

bugger!

i love sorbet!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)

It's reeeally easy to make!

Just whack some frozen berries in a blender with some Ribena for a few seconds, and it's sorted =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)

i might give that a try

when i can taste again!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)

Good luck with that

and don't forget we want pictures!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)

Oh you knows it =]

It shall be my first ever RPS methinks =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)

'nings Pot

Any chance of a slyce of cayke?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

Cake all round

I never end up eating it all myself anyway :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)

Have a biscuit

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

OOOOOOOH

My favourite kind of chocolate ON A BISCUIT??
I made cookies with G&B dark and white, they were wonderful. I've never seen the ready-made biscuits though.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

I am eating them right now

I shave the dark choc onto their vanilla ice cream. It's fucking wonderful!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

They make ice cream too?

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

ha!

your pics of delicious biccies will not phase me today, i have temporarily lost my sense of smell and taste, so chocolate has lost its appeal.
*goes to slit wrists*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

*drools*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

hello duckling

I have no biscuits but I have a big grin..no wait, I have a big dopey expression on my face. An awesome day today and I'm staying up late so the day does not end :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

Aww, brilliant!

What happened? :)

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in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)

I remember seeing that a few weeks ago

On b3ta

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)

arse

is it bad form to then delete one's own thread - even if it's as bad as the replies imply?

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sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)

YES

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

*winces*

*realises has acted like a n00b and accepts the jibes and slaps of passers-by*

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sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

Not worth it's own thread

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)

does it tile?™

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)

while i'm sure somebody cares, i feel safe and indeed justified in saying

NOBODY CARES

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)

Why did you dial 999

And also ^this

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)

a pair of large guys had a fight with themselves and my front door

i've no idea why

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

How bizzare

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)

i believe drinking had something to do with it

and a girl called Mandy

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

Oh Mandy

well you came and you gave without taking, and I sent you away. *THUMP*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

if only...

;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)

bizarrely

my first porn memory (I may have seen porn before, but the one that stuck in my mind first) was a black-and-white computer animation entitled "oh, Mandy!"

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sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)

Wonder if that bloke got any blood on his front door

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in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

indeed

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

*power chords*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)

what is that wonderful creature?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)

Dunno

but he sure can play piano.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)

He can play the honky tonk like anything..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

is it odd that I find this image perfectly normal now?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)

My, there's a lot of ...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)

I'm Batman!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

TO THE MANMOBILE

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)

Gameshow host hair

ARF!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)

hahahaha

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

Great place for an irrelevant TJ

Is Totally Viral made by B3tans? I've just seen Sheep, Sundae girl and Weebl in the space of 30 seconds. And has anyone seen that wierd skinny bloke on childrens BBC? It's all the stuff they can show before the watershed! When did B3ta take over the telly?! I might invest in one and tear myself away from t'interweb at this rate!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

Indirectly is it, yeah.

EDIT: Although the b3ta TV pilot is here.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

Tidy.

so who is responsible for warping fragile little minds on CBBC? I want to shake that social deviant's hand, or other appendage/protrubrence/anomaly

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)

You can probably blame Jonti for that.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

B3ta is more widely observed than 'respectable folk' let on

This turned out to be a bit of a result for a certain someone, when he was alerted to it

The Saturday Times

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

Yeah

GTA MSNed me to let me know. You heard anything back from them?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)

A noble man with the result

but for him to convay the details,

I reckon :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)

Oooh, was it a nicky nicky then?

The cheeky scamps...

To be fair, I'd prefer to have my pictures stolen by the Times than Nuts or FHM, but it's still not on.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)

Can't wait to see one in the Daily Mail

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)

That's just the same as Nuts and FHM though isn't it?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)

True

when it comes to average reader IQ anyway, I read the Sport like the rest of the intelligensia.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)

Eeeep!

Does that mean I have coined the phrase 'nicky nicky'?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)

Ah shite, I thought I'd heard it somewhere

I thought I was being witty and creative =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)

Well figure

A long time 'respected' columnist plucks something off b3ta as part of his current affairs blog

he just forgot to pay for it along the way, until reminded

but still, makes you wonder, besides all the megenta cock, our efforts reach the main stream

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

Gerroff, ya ol'slag!

Love the eyes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)

haha

i likes that

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)

Fuckmunch.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

HELLORMAL

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)

HAY DER!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)

hmm

I seem have arrived just in time to see two silly posts!

what silly posts!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)

....

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)

Oh hai popular ham!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)

YOU TWO-TIMING SHIT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)

KBF =

key-board fluff?

ew.

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sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)

Oh hai

Don't u luv me ne more? :((((

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in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)

King Bishop's Fingers?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)

Robin has a boner.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

And he's bleeding from the anus.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

It wasn't me!

...this time.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

kitten bollock face ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

(L.T. Smash Humungous fail since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)

I BEFORE E YOU DISRESPECTFUL BUMFISH

Edit: Well done.

Now how about a picture?

Cocking hell, now there's no text!

Maybe he's acquired some kind of /board invisibility cloak..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)

except in sneinton

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)

I before e, except after sneinton...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

works for me

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

The b3ta cloak of invisibility

it's exceedingly mysterious

Rob normally only hands them out every four years

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)

Rob clearly has one..

He puts it over all the pictures he posts on /board these days, that must be the reason people accept it so much.

*theorises*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)

This has reminded me of my lunchtime stroll:

CFB

I was instantly reminded of b3ta, though I know not why

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)

Haha!

That's ace!

Lovely as ever

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)

I'm never drinking Stell again if that's what they put in it.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)

How about you read the fucking board before you post?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)

YEAH!

*hides behind happytoast like that little weirdo that hangs around with bullies...*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:57, archived)

I've drunk three bottles of wine this eveing

and I'm liable to kick off

:D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:57, archived)

...then fall over :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)

I'll taker you up on that offer

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

YAY!

I like it when people do that, it makes for an entertaining watch, and some interesting rants =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

rar! rar! rargh!

ranty ranty rant

:D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)

^_^

AngryToast has arrived =D

*dusts off the angrytoaster*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)

come on then

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)

's gone now. What was it?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:57, archived)

I thought I missed something

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

a thing saying the great Lord Knievel has passed

but nothing more

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

I think there is a thread like that on the talk board

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

There is a WHAT in the thames?

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

A Pope.

Obviously.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:57, archived)

Urban II?

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)

Crusades lol

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)

That post looks a bit blank

Try putting a shopped picture you made yourself in it.

Edit: Have I missed something?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)

Poor syntax.

Try harder.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

I'm not sure I know what that means

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

The sentence

"Try putting a shopped picture you made yourself in it" is poorly formed, syntactically. The word order is clumsy.
I wouldn't normally say anything, but HappyToast has had 3 bottles of wine and I'm concerned about his reaction to this.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)

I know it was poorly formed

It's because I typed it out once, then found I'd missed out 'shopped' so I went back, put it in and moved a word or two, now it sounds all rubbish.
But I can't be bothered retyping it.

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)

I understand completely

and I sympathize, I really do.
HT is going to fucking gut you like a fish though.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)

Procede

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)

*waits for it to animate*

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LP, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)

Jumping clouds in heaven now

sorry if it's a bit rubbish. usually just a lurker 'round these parts.

(King Caustic, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)

I really like that

nice tribute
ta

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:57, archived)

thanks

very much

(King Caustic, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)

Fuck him.

I'm glad he's dead. When I was little he was supposed to be appearing in Blackpool and my Mum got tickets to take me and my little brother. We got there on the day and the cunt had cancelled. Instead we had some dorky bunch of 'motorbike girls' doing shitty tricks. What a fucking let down. I'm only sorry he lasted this long and upset that the myriad of voodoo-demises we conjured up with the 'action-figure' never bore fruit. I'm glad Eddie Kidd is a dribbling retard now too. Not because he ever let me down, just because Paul Young's wife ran off with him (I bet Paul Young was laughing when Eddie vegetized himself shortly after).

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routine has perfected burgers, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)

ISSUES!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)

...

CFB

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)

What about star fish?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:45, archived)

I was tempted to use one somewhere

But I'm lazy and watching old episodes of Big Train =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:46, archived)

Ahhh! Ooh, sorry, I thought I was a giant there for a minute.

I'm... I'm not a giant, am I?

I brought the Big Train DVDs back with me from the UK last year, I wanted Kk to see them.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)

Haha

Love it!

I've only got the first series, I can still remember when I first discovered it, staying up late and being naughty because I was watching the telly.

I was so glad =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

Haha

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)

woo!

zodiac sharks make me smile

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)

hahaha

wonderful

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)

Aquarius?

At a push...

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sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)

Bollocks =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:57, archived)

and capricorn

was specifically a sea-goat.
still good though

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)

I love this

You should have used a Patrick Moray Eel though

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)

DAMMIT!

I spent so long trying to think of a Patrick Moore related pun..

If only I had the hummus of a Bloop =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:42, archived)

Grinnnnn

Lovely stuff =]

And it's nice and loud, just how I like it =D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)

anyone we know?

(

Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

That's a complex question.

Tell me who you are, and we'll take it from there :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)

Gilbert Godfried, I believe.

*possibly*

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)

cheese!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:38, archived)

sad

but effective

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:40, archived)

aaawww, poor thing!

he died of giraffication...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:40, archived)

Put this on the front page. Now.

Giraffes are win! *clicks madly*

(

ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:41, archived)

it's a darn sight better than the elephant one, that's for sure!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

Hahaha

superbly done.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:43, archived)

Pfft

Lovely stuff =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:45, archived)

again i hate you for making such brilliant pics.

but then i can't hate anyone who makes something that great.

you're just too damn talented.

*clicks*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:46, archived)

I was thinking that...

I don't think I've seen a happytoast pic yet that I haven't felt the urge to click "I like this" on. And I'm a rather hesitant clicker, usually.

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sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

thank you very much

I'm only doing it to make people happy :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

^this

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finnbar has officially retired, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:54, archived)

I think this is a personal best time

for Toast keeping an animation off the front page after posting it

FP!FP!FP!FP!FP!FP!FP!FP!

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Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:46, archived)

Jennifer (or whatever she's called) DOES NOT APPROVE

CFB

Woo you awesome geeza

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)

Proof that rubber necking

never pays off!

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)

that neck is a bit on the long side isn't it?

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)

yes

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)

poor giraffe

:O
still woo though

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 7:18, archived)

Your such a clever sod!

Woo! As per.

(

Monty Propps, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 20:41, archived)

...

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)

bums embassy

gets teachers out on the lash

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:37, archived)

Teachers

are always on the lash

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

durkha durkha durkha mohammed jihad

*burns libraries*
pffftttt...

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:37, archived)

I read that as

bums libraries.
Do you own a bookworm?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)

infidel!

*burns embassy and 100 acre wood*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:38, archived)

you'd have trouble

finding a wood that big in the UK

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

well, i'll just

burn 2 50 acre woods, then

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)

Just get wood

and burn that. It will suffice.

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

Were you just watching Have I got News for You?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:39, archived)

I always watch it

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:39, archived)

*offers marmalade sandwich*

*Pacifies the world*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:53, archived)

*kills*

Marmalade is a product created by infidels

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

I will immediately phone my mum

and inform her she must die

sad really, tasted excellent

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

My mum used to make marmalade

I think its a 'Mum' thing

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)

We evolve in their sudden absense to jam

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)

Ha ha!

Seen a few takes on this. I like this one :)

(

Collatallie Sisters, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)

Ohh yeaaah, baby!

Work it.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)

Bad emu!

Stop fucking the wall!
Haha most yay!

(

ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)

heh

I still imagine him dragging himself back to the house with his emu arm begging him for help.
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahhah!!!!
/feeling slightly evil now

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)

Hahaha!

If he brought it up there to help him fix it in the first place, then it's no wonder he died!
That emu is a troublemaker, it probably tripped him up or something.

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)

This was my first ever post on b3ta

see

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)

Hahahahaha

Nice html, lady

(

ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)

Oh, I get it!

Haha!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)

Hahahaha

*clicks like it's frosty*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)

he has the cold, dead eyes

of a muppet

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)

hahahaha.

brilliant

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)

hahahahaha

woo - {insert feeble lead pun here}
(i was playing the xbox earlier and he controller started going funny
- i looked down and the pup was chewing the fuckin cable!)

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)

...and a click for you :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)

Hahaha

Absolashly smuting.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)

Woo yay and houpla!

That's a perfect short story right there, told in one scene.

(

Bee Nice |-|, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 6:40, archived)

haha!

great stuff

(

lemonhead, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:04, archived)

haha...

excellent

(

Flash_Bastard, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:03, archived)

I think I know who dun it.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*click*!!!

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)

He is wheelie dead.

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)

it was the endo of his days

(

ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)

Given his age,

it was Harley surprising.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)

I hope people bike him a lot of flowers

(

ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)

I'm beginning to tyre of these puns

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)

Ok, let's play cowboys and engines

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)

DAMN

THIS IS NOT YOUTUBE MATERIAL

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)

*pisses*

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)

I think they're quite engineious

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)

I might have to throttle you

to stop you punning

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in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)

I'd prefer to brake his neck

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)

I'll swerve and avoid you

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)

You've definitely exhausted them now

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)

I'm not going to tread lightly just to please you

As puns go, diesel have to suffice.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)

Those muslims and their sui-cycles!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)

fuck i can't think of a pun.

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d d, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)

am i missing something here?

i'm just not sure.
edit - ah. woo!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)

i dont understand it either.

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d d, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)

NEEDS MORE CAPS

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)

he appears to be draped in liberian garb

how fascinating

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Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:37, archived)

hahahahaha mohommed kinevil

far kinevil - and true to his name he was a nasty sonofabitch!
It is usually at this stage of the tale telling process i delicately
segue into a complete lie,
but im torn between apathy and lethargy!
i have lepargy
Edit: sorry - i didnt know about EK! RIP you nut!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:45, archived)

Dunno...

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)

Ah, the joys of snowboarding!

Not lost on the inhabitants of the Masai-Mara we see, PLUS with added Ray-band sponsorship

How fluffy!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)

When I was in the Bahamas

I learned how to de-shell a conch. When you get one that has an intact pistil you're supposed to eat it because the locals say, "It puts lead in your pencil."

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)

Conch is not for eating.

Conch is a methapor for Ralphs lust for Piggy...or something.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)

Your username always reminds me of Monty Python

(The Holy Grail)

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)

why's that?

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)

I read that as:

"learned how to smell a crotch"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)

I did that, too

but that was in Sweden

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)

You look much better without the moustache

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)

I like this !

That is one . . . c o o l . . . cat !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

Cheerio mad bike riding fella.

www.cbc.ca/arts/story/2007/11/30/knievel-obit.html

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)

Funeral, followed by smelting?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)

brilliant toy, i had one of those

also, nice tribute although i thought he was long dead.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)

ning!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)

good ning chap,

and very shortly night,night i'm helping out at a party for 150ish mentally and physically disabled folk tomorrow so i reckon an early night is in order.

or as the bigots on the board say 'mongs'

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)

cool!

i really wish i wasn't a selfish prick sometimes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)

still, at least the toys still exist

and that's the important thing

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)

Wah!

That was news! Adios mad stunt geezer

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)

what?!

really?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:39, archived)

hello

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)

this madness is all to my liking

*approves*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)

I like what you've done here.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)

micto in the f- oh!

Woo!

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)

ha ha!

woo!

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)

Hahaha

You daft bugger

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)

ta!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)

HAHAHAHA

More swearing C3PO please :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)

Great stuff!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)

Hahah!

Goodo

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:37, archived)

hahahahahaha!

*enjoys*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:21, archived)

Many Hooey Lewis

sexy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PVoeAN99U0

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)

GABFLAZM

Saying that makes me want to shout QUAAAID!

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)

GABFLAZM

I like, just made it up.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)

Crikey!

He's not aging well!

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Ratsta, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)

that's what I though..

and this was taken 19 years ago..

ajajaaaaaajajajajajjajaajajaa

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)

Has he been in the news recently?

It's the face..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)

dunno

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)

The news

....

....

...

... *waits*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)

......

.....

.....

...

*waits a little bit more*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)

This is now a scientific experiment

........

........

...

.....

.......

In the NEWS you say?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)

oh well

*feels old*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)

Tom Hanks

On crack.

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)

your user name is from TDT, yes?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)

He needs a new mug !

One that won't make him nervous . . . wondering what to do

One that makes him look like he looks when I'm a fool !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)

I dunno!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)

I like the way he is all like,

grabbing his crotch and that, like
like, he's like, a dancing Michael Jackson and shit...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)

hahaha!

TJ: Evel Knievel has been dead for at least 20 minutes and fun has not been made of this event yet. news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,70131-1295241,00.html

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)

*mourns passing of over-hyped misogynist alchoholic*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)

he kind of.. felt dead

already
i'll leave it to better people than myself to shop him

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)

now he cannot sue

Kanye West.

/indifference

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)

bloody NSPB will be declaring a fatwah on me

would have been easy to use pictures of women as the 'sylphs' but I could never finish the picture before spuffing...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)

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Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)

You must get this all the time.....

'are you sarah connor?'

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)

I don't know why

but that's the hardest I've laughed at a B3ta post in MONTHS.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)

this is turning out to be a fine day :-)

Love your psychedelic pooh (the bear). Can it be bought on T-shirts?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)

hehehe, I've never tried

but feel free to get one printed, I'd be quite honoured.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)

you should have a one of those crappy merch pages,

some of those drawrings would look very good on a t shirt, i would probably buy one

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)

ah well, I'd love to

but it wouldn't zoom up unless it was higher Q in the pizel department. have ye an original? It's Woo.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)

I may have actually

My little sister asked me to make a much bigger one a while ago and I did so. *searches*

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)

or....

recreate the whole piece in massive scale like The Last Supper i.e. 14 feet across....

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)

Well I do the oriignals in about 4 x the res you see there

and shrink them down later but rather foolishly I fail to keep the big ones.

Edit - ah crap, no joy. Sorry. If I find the uber-high res versions I'll be sure to stick them in my profile though.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)

ha ha. i'd love the day the mail mentions b3ta

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)

Yes.

Your Doherty Who is the tits.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)

thank you

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)

that stinks of

the day today/brass eye but i like it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)

that stinks of

the day today/brass eye and that's why I like it

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)

this

too

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)

This reminds me of two hours restoration work I did this afternoon

CFB Though not the 3000x2000 multi-mb shopped for work

Be up on the zsl web-site for sale as of Monday I guess

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)

this is nice

(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)

pah.

the least you could've done is headswap the parrot and chimp and not tell them...
er, i mean, "good work."

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)

I was distracted by the Newsletter

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)

Hahaha brill!

Sorry to TJ 'G...Why is it when I refresh, the same image is atop the board for aages, but when I post a pic,three or more images appear ,which I could've replied to? Like this of yours mr wobbly hat,which was not there when I posted my image up there^.
Nevermind, I am being thick.,this was posted in the time it took me to make my pic.
/belms at self.OOH! QI tiem

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)

that is what we call, in technical terms

a time warp

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)

But without the warp!

The passing of time as it were!I started making my pic, just as you must've posted!When I posted yuor pic was there!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)

in which case it must have been that most opposite of thigs,

a praw emit

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)

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