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[challenge entry] Dead yet?
(CancerI Bringer Of Schtool, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# you didn't 'shop the hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# What u want done to the poor man's hand?
Que?
(CancerI Bringer Of Schtool, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# THIS HAND IS LITTLE
 
THIS HAND IS FAR AWAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Indeed
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Beadle#Disability

It's his right hand, i.e. left as you look at the picture. It's a woo entry, but would improve a hundredfold if you ninja'd it.

Basically because b3tards are cruel idiots who mock disability, etc etc. Wonder if this guy is one:
www.geocities.com/limpin_hill/theevilhand.html
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)
# AHA
I see! lolz

Basically one's a fistin hand!

Though what's this 'woo' malarkey all about?
(CancerI Bringer Of Schtool, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)
# last one down
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta#Text_memes
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)
# How do you not know about Beadle's hand?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
# "would you like a cup of tea?"
woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies.
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
# He was on CBBC!
Art Attack, with Neil Buchanan was CITV.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Ah...
but he started his career on CITV ;)

Edit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scratchy_%26_Co.
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# aaaaaah
mindpissage! I remember those inflatable suits/wigs (sorta)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Oh bollocks,
I'm in the game!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Alright, alright, fine!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
# yep, and then killed his girl friend!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# didn't he do scratchy & co on citv?
this would have been 94-95 tho...
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)
# he did
an early morning weekend thing for CITV, in which he did "cartooning"
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)
# ha
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Excuse me but . . .
Aahaaahahahahahaaa !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# MILK HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Er...sentence?
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# (and liege)
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:34, archived)
# Ouch!
Firm but fair judgement.

No wait, I'm a massive pedant... That's not fair!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)
# nice
woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Haha
That's really rather inspired.

*Clickety*
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Ta
But it was just on the telly, so the schedule takes the credit!
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# She moves me
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# PeeeeeekaBoooOO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)
# LIKE A PISCES WHEN I'M WEAK.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
# The makings
of a lonely lover's blues movement . . . . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I hate clowns
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Precisely !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Yes:seY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Looking up
at the hole in the bottom of the barrel



Click for bigger (87KB)

Compo-ed. Still embarrassed.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)
# now that IS a big sheep
unless it's just really close
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Bogart and Bacall
Both of them
Were really
Rather small
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)
# aaaah
you have enlightened me some :)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)
# That's a common misconception.
Bogart was.
Bacall was just really far away.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I think you should compo it
for it maketh me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# heres one
cliche attempt at social commentary

and my site with videos!
(karls, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)
# cor!
I like this alot
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)
# this contains magick
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Very nice
Does the bit at the bottom represent pubes?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)
# yes
the machines will enslave you and turn your brains into nasty genitals that spew their digital sperm all over the place
(karls, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# too graphic?
I just mean... be careful
(karls, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Oh, OK. I will.
I'll be sure to keep an eye out for digital sperm.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Thanks.
Have just laughed this weeks (built up) quoter of laugh.

LOL (ql)
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)
# That's woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Many connotations . . .
duly noted !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)
# this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# evening
cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# miiiiiiiiiiiinge!
veyr nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I like
the form of the form . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Greeny yellow discharge? May be an alien.
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# haha, a new idea :)
woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Cream
always rises to the top . . . even without gravity . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha
subtle tag line ftw
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# doodle
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Woo!
This is as close I can get:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I find this slightly
creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Gaylord.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# YOU FIRED MY SISTER
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I read that as 'fucked' then
I was about to get all defensive.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# oh you terrible cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# That is rather super.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# great
light
(karls, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# There is quite a bit
going on and in this here doodle !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Lovely stuff
despite the starry eyes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# That's fantastic matey.
I've been at the wacom for about 5 hours now and actually, my eyes are looking like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
# That's a bit sodding fantastic.
bit lot
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# oh hai fanj
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# If the moon is hating it so much, why does it continue to do all the work?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# wrg to
b3ta.com/board/7925005

that nearly broke my concentration, and if I lose now I think I will weep
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# RARGH
(__, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# hello darling
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I think it's about time we wound it up now
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)
# give it a rest
and pick at it again another time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)
# That's awful,
it makes me (haemor)rhage.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# is it making your bloody boil?
be-gauze we can always stop, all you have to do is say, and I will stem the flow
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# That was quite an onslaught,
just liver me alone, will you
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)
# is liver allowed?
is it in the sphere?

I think we need to make an incisive decision on that
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# It's involved in producing chemicals to help heal wounds :P
I'm afraid that's just a (clotting) factor life
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
# you optimism and blagging are
infectious, I can't help but allowing it, I am not anti-body pun, just pro-gore puns in this case
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# haha, you win this time.
I think I've run out.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# have I bled you dry?
:)

sorry I couldn't resist,

*does a dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)
# You obviously know your gore.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)
# and you your cows sir
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Hello Mr Thomas
How kind of you to grace the board with this beautiful image.

I salute you.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I just doonloaded that
its fucking ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Space Infantry!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# that's gotta leave a crater

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)
# he fucking loves it
the dirty so and so
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] make some noise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# hey hey hey!
Well done that man. Have a walking cock
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Trampled Under Foot - Led Zeppelin
works so beautifully with this
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha it does!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)
# This is truly amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# hahah
Mine's better :)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)
# HE'S GOT TO GO FASTER!
HE'S BEING OUTPACED
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)
# really? let's race!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)
# haha, it's like the tortoise and the hare
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)
# haha :) I was expecting this to be done, but I wasn't expecting it to be done so well.
Also, is that a gun or is he just pleased to see me?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# haha
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# haha,
loving the lights,

woo Mr Toats
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# You talented git
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# *raves*
 
NICE ONE GEEZER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# He's a one man partay!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# yay
now do "raping private ryan"
(as mentioned below)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# that's probably been done as an actual film
along with Shaving Ryan's Privates (which definitely is)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# *resists temptation of google....*
edit: might as well look for "enslaving private ryan"
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Nice.
Me rikey, rikey.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# top!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# RAVE ON !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# that
made me larf!
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# LOL!
Like many I'm sure, I'd thought of this but didn't do it 'cos I didn't think I could do it justice.

But you the man who can! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
*raves*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Haha nice!
Didn't someone do 'Raving Private Cyan' a while ago?
(Chav In A Box? Was busy stealing your Vauxhall Nova on, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Yeah
it was funnier

it had lazers
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 7 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)
# FUCK
YES.

Stop the compo, we have the winner.
(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)
# hurrah!
great stuff..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)
# oh you utter utter utter utter CUNT :-(
I was doing one of those.

*goes back to drawing board*

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Eh?
This is the drawing board isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)
# no its the image board
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)
# NICE NICE NICE !
Large LOLlsomness for"Big fish, little fish, cardboard box"
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 7:51, archived)
# magic.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:16, archived)
# this sync's perfectly with
DJ Misjah & DJ Tim - Access (KY Jelly Babies remix)
(The Director of Directing, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Best.Post.Ever*
Makes me think of Mike from Spaced

*may contain slight traces of exaggaration
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Not Tyres the cycle courier?
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Haha, pure quality, this.
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Mon 7 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)
# You FIEND

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Brilliant!
Ah, big fish little fish cardboard box, a classic dance move.....
(Erski76, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 19:01, archived)
# fuck
thats good :D
(BtizeF200 who ate all the 3.14s?, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Superb work
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Brill!
(william_shatner, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Funniest thing I have ever seen.
Ever.
(woodchopper likes chopping wood, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# haha :) I like this one
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I love that film sooo much, and I love this.
Also, you can use the space bar, instead of a full stop.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# That's the ticket.
Now you're on the trolley.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Mysteries of b3ta revealed
took me about four years..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I saw a documentary about Eric Clapton yesterday.
'Disraeli Gears' is sublime.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Eric Clapton throwing his kid out a window seemed like a good reason for him to stop snorting drugs
I expect there's a more rational explanation
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)
# compo'd :)
woo and yay

looks like he has a gangsta lean on in his ride whilst pumping out gabba
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Far to advanced for this lot
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I got it.
It's tres clever.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:44, archived)
# ah ah
you are Jane Birkin
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] has this bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahhah!
 
I don't think so, no.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Pfft!
While trying to find a pearoast relating to this, I stumbled across this instead:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I enjoyed that immensly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I did too
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Sort of


But not well.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# First Compo Entry


and possibly my last!!
(Dew & Stumplings You aint seen me .. right!?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)
# hahahaha hate crime
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I misread that as starring Jim Davidson
 
THE CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)
# WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)
# WOG
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# ironic racism lol
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)
# yeah, there was a context to that one
but it's probably funnier without it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# wooot
=)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)
# always keep
your robot guide close while dancing

and my site with videos!
(karls, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
# 'I like this'

nice stylee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Thank you for the hint. I shall endeavour to do so.
Nice picture, too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)
# oh damn
I like your stuff!
(karls, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Thank you :)
*surprised*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)
# do you
make little videos at all? I'd like to see your demented world unfold
(karls, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I wouldn't know where to start.
So far my limit is little animations.
I guess I could try linking a few together when I have more time..
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Lovely!
This is really good :)
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)
# *This makes my eyes happy*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Thas Nice!!
Loverly! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
# hatstand
*click*

TJ - i just found this:

what's sad about it is i can still remember the conversation with riverghost that inspired it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
# he knows
(karls, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)
# *fears*
you're officially the scariest person on b3ta*


*this 'ning at least
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
# STUNNING!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# :) This is even better.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# oh my!
excellent stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)
# AWESOMENESS: INCREMENTED.
 
woo, and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# nice !
steadmanish if you dont mind me saying
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)
# ah
I admire his big rich blacks. I don't have nearly enough ink for that.
(karls, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Reminds me a little of Scarfe
I'm no expert on cartoonists, but I know I rather like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)
# trippity
=)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:08, archived)
# They all look the same to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:09, archived)
# LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
# short?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)
# and stiff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)
# only when you touch him in his no-no places
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# compo it?
EDIT: fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
# You don't understand the compo, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
# looser interpretations are let it
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
# No, looser interpretations are posted
by other people that don't understand the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
# does it really matter either way?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Clearly, yes.
No point having a theme if people don't follow it. Otherwise it's just 'the board'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
# *applauds*
(__, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
# are you the SS of the board nazis then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
# No, I just think there's no point having a compo unless you follow the rules.
Otherwise it's just a bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# what a prick
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)
# hehe now that is irony :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Nah it's unrealted.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
# this challege
(movie mashups) was months ago, whilst this is a great piece of work (not the film, that was shite) the artist involved (Mr Mike Was Here) was right not to enter this as a challenge post.
self moderation for compos is the best way, otherwise there'd have to be mods deciding on EVERY entry which'd be dull
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
# firstly, fuck it
secondly, it is late I saw another film poster and thought it was another compo piece that either way will get lost in the hundreds that will be put forward this week
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
# There's not even any point in entering the challenge
Considering I'm going to win it.
(__, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Yes, yes you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# oh hell yeh
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# entertaining cunt
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)
# i wish this sort of thing was socially acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:09, archived)
#
wish thought
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
#
thought used to think before the harassment case
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I'm sure it is
in some places...
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Tune in next time for more tuning!

arf ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I admire him. Old fart with good looking bird.
Also the leader of a major nation. Running around having a great time and fuck what anyone thinks!

I liked the comment in the paper today... the Indian Foreign Office is in a bit of a fluster at the moment because they're a bunch of prudes and his UNMARRIED girlfriend might be joining him on a state visit this month!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Maybe she can sleep on the sofa
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# he thinks he's a RockStar
i wonder how long until she drops him.

quote "good looking bird"..
yeah like 15 years ago around when she dated Mike Jagger"
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Soon as I start wooing her :)
Now, just need to get past Nicko's security people...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] "What have I done...?"
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Woo!
:D

/edit: We've got fridges on bridges on rivers!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)
#
food-making-cold-machinetm
over the alec guinness?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Alec Guiness once played Hitler!
that's why I love him
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
# fact?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I was watching at documentary on channel 4
around 3 in the morning. Aside from Hitler porn there is Alec Guinnes!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Is it
Smeg over Ben Kenobi?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)
# haha
I can't think of anything witty here, but I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I have posted about 5 pics on b3ta
One of which was the same concept (about 3 years ago). It was the same fridge too.
(Potatoman, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry] scrape scrape


Click for bigger (27KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I'm just glad you didn't make him rave
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)
# HAHA
This i must see.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)
# haha
on that note "raping private ryan"
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
# THE FILM THE AMERICAN'S DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Very nicely done :)
(Jazz Pirate never says die, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)

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