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# The silent killer...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# "Hello, musical instrument. Do you have jaundice?"
"No, I said I was a bit cello."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I recognise that shark
It's the fabulous spanging shark.

Did you do that one too? About 2-3 years ago. The best spanging post ever. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# heh nope
ive only been around for a wee while
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# This is not mine!
It's from the days before people started tagging their work.

I think this made the front page.

Does anyone here know who did this?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# hahah!
thats fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Was it Steve Irvine?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# the post-spang skate thing
looks very happy indeed, nay smug even.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)
# hes laughing at us!
ahhh haahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)
# He should be seeing stars.
If I make him see stars can I claim credit for the whole thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Yes, yes you can't

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Thanks for clearing that up
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Me*
*not me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)
# no idea
but that is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I like that a very lot
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Great, great stuff
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] C.Rab Nesbitt

"Transplant? Transplant is it? I'll transplant my boot up yer arse in a minute, ya ouzie unctious bastard that ye are!!"
(SLiQ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# There's room for a joke in there...
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)
# that's original
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgPStFl84x4
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Quite lidderally.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I thought this was a Photo shopping site (or whatever)?
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Skillfully blended
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I'm RISing a bit here
edit- just read the post header... I look, but never read, that's my problem.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Is it
Tuesday already?
(hotrodzombie, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# needs more something...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# ...
more of a pun really - or is it hyperbole - no no a palindrome... i'll try harder next time
(SLiQ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Rab C was shit, and so is this entry.
seriously you think you're actually gonna win with that? seriously?
FFS it's a compo, not a tombola, as has been pointed out god knows how many times, you fucking cuntchutney.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# cuntchutney?
im gonna use that word every day for the rest of my life!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# it's not even a compo, it's meant to be a "challenge"
i.e. testing your graphical or comedic prowess

way to push yourself SLiQ! ;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Every day is a challenge for some people :D
Ning you cute little silverskin onionette :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)
# silverskin onions = WIN
I'm hankering for them now
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# NO you fuckhead it's a compo.
There's a prize and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I won it once
back when there was a 1st, 2nd and 3rd place.

It was definitely a compo then.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)
# "seriously you think you're actually gonna win with that"

do you enter the comp to win?...I know I fuckin' don't
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)
# i don't enter, cos i know i've got fuck all hummus and it's just another waste of space on the board.
this dude didn't even shop the fucking thing!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Simply animate the fingers in a pincer movement
and it would get my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Hosted where?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Going for gold!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# so wonderfully photoshopped that I can barely
see what you've cunting done.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# ...actually there was
a certain amount of effort as I had cropped the image you bunch of wingnuts. If it's too deep and transient for you then STFU.
(SLiQ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Heres your C.Rab Nesbitt
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# are
you trying to prove a point or just nicking ideas? just because mine only involved a limited amount of cropping does not make it bad.

anyway Paint doesn't allow you to do bendy cards and shadows.
(SLiQ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Nicking Ideas? HA!!
My grandmother and my 4 year old son can crop a photo! It's hardly creative, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I was just experimenting with trying to make a landscape out of textiles.
This is California - I am not sure that it worked, but I am going to try again tonight with flocked wallpaper.



Any advice gratefully received.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I just noticed, in the bottom left corner,
ACCIDENTAL CRABS!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# thats how I got 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# LIES!
I saw you, that was no fucking accident.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Hmm.
A different textile for the sky would help the overall composition, but I applaud your daring & bold new approach.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Yes, the sand and sky are too samey.
I shall endevour to try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# fuzzy felt ftw
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# ooh I remember those!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha that's fucking mince


piss poor
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# More trees?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Mort trees?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hello

cfb, pencil on newsprint.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# That is very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)
# very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)
# *cough*thread deleter*cough*
It's still nice though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# hehe indeed
didn't realize it was 3 am in the U.K...
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# it is 3am now?
Heh, sometimes I love my gmt, it's got a +10 against timezones
(Kezza, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# ^THIS^
FT fucking W!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Yes, the eyes were a little
shall we say, severe.

It is still nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# ah i see.
practice makes perfect... gots a lot of practice ahead of me
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Haha!
I saved this wrong and have close IR.was winking, but is not now.

She was winking, but she isn't now.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# The general rule is 50kb or thereabouts for a static image...
FAQ, cunt off, is it Tuesday?, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)
# not quite sure what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Hey :)
I took the liberty of adding a glint in the eyes :)
I've really been enjoying your recent charcoal pics. This one looked a little stark to me though and I wondered why. I think it's because this one's more defined than the sketchier ones you've been doing. I thought a little glint there might soften it up :) Hope you don't mind. It's a great pic whatever :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I remember my art teacher told me that
Never forget the eye glint.

I forgot everything else, but eye glints.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)
# You should make a picture
entirely composed of eye glints. It will be the BEST PICTURE EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I'd prefer teeth dings, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hello there!
Did I miss a funtime yesterday? I got called away.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# It had it's moments, but I was out and about most of the day, so I wasn't there for most of it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Now that I think of it, towards the end Rapitinui mentioned that Charlie and George are "Better with Chike".
I'd forgotten all about that and it has got me thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:50, archived)
# His anim of the three of them in the car...
That picture tells you everything you need to know about the nightSHIFT right there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)
# what did you do?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Eye glints *_*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Um, should we be spotting differences?
edit: oh, something with the eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Yep :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU DO HERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I TOOK HER OUT SHOPPING
WE BOUGHT CAPSICUM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Hucknall
(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Phil Collins!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# please let this be real
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Manufacture!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I'd buy eleventy of these!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Hooray!
"Yeah, so - I've got a new show on Channel 4 - it's called "Let's hunt and kill Billy Ray Cyrus"!" - Bill Hicks
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Braw!
Do an Ainsley Harriot one too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Ainsley Harriot in his wanking chariot
dreaming of how 'e got
sucked off by Anthony Warrel Thompson.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Damn I'd buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Noon, all.


Lunch penguin has the sniffles today, so he sent his replacement in.
Introducing, robo-penguin!

He's a little late though, those treads don't go too fast.

What did the replacement lunch penguin bring you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Awesome :D
So far? 2 chunky kitkats & a cuppa tea (sorry Captain :( )

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# There's something wrong about chunky kitkats
But then I dont trust people who dont rub the foil on normal kitkats to make the kitkat logo visible and then use their nail to slice the foil down the groove.

Wrong I tells ye.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# kitkats aren't packed like that anymore....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# The multipack ones are (that come in x2 fingers)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ahh!
rightyo then!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# But get this...
I gave a friend a x2 finger kitkat from a multipack, and he just unwrapped it and ate it, didnt even snap the fingers apart....

The horror
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *faints*
Is he EVEN HUMAN?!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I have my doubts
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I am with you on this
Kit Kats must have silver foil on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Yes. We must tell the people.
and by "tell", I mean "rant incoherently" at them in the street.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ANIMATE!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# In some bizarre Dixon-logic after reading that I looked up to see if the penguin would comply.
It didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# ha
I just scrolled up to check
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# That sounds like too much effort :(
What are you having for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Tomato and Brown Lentil Soup, with a crusty poppy-seed bloomer.
*tchaw* My MANNERS!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# nothing but rusty nuts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Fusk
and djinn.
I have no chips, don't go there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# no lunch for me
I'm waiting for the chimney sweep
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Ooh
I was just about to post a DTF but I shall hold it for another day.

I had a tuna and tomato toastie on brown bread.
I am desperate for something sweet but cannot leave the house for hours to go and get it.
Your penguin is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# do you have to wait for nightfall?
VAMPIRE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I've had workmen here since Monday
and am getting cabin fever.
I now have a well in my garden! The water is so clean that we all drank from it and didn't die or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I'm so 'out of the loop'..
I realise DTF still happened.
Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# DTF is a rare occurence these days
so don't apologise.
Besides your penguin is much more entertaining and we all get to talk about food. Never forget food is what it's all about.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Food food food :D
Yum yum yum.
Food is grand.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Down with DTF
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Duke?
Sic!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# a tin of haggis broth
when I get round to it

busy busy
busy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# A slim fast 'meal bar'
chocolate crunch flavour
*hungires*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# The best gnocchi I've had in years
I'll need to get it again tomorrow
(Kezza, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# mmmmm, gnocchi ...
*craves*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Only a small, shallow serving of humility
Laced with disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# he's gonna bring me baked potato!
with bolognese and cheese.

Maybe.

Or he might bring me a shitty "lunch triple" from sainsbury's
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# me likey that
I've just got a (slightly green) banana for lunch. Damn those few extra Christmas pounds I put on.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I have a baguette
with bierwurst, port salut, some garlic cheese spread and tomatoes. A tunnock's caramel log, 5 hob nobs, a cup of tea, and 2 bags of Salty dog salt flavour crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I am suitably jealoused.
Yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Q:
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# That's what YOU think!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# a marmitey tapeworm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# i read that as 'maternity'
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Georgian midwifery r us
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I thought it was freddy mercury's penis
but tape is also fine, thank you
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Freddy Mercury's penis would be a tad more blackened, shivelled and rotten than that
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# That's what YOU think!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Touche!
Touche touche you
me, I'm touche
and you know what to do
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Touche myself?
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Touche me
Touche me
I want to feel your body
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Touche
shy

hush hush
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Ah, good old Samantha Fucks
Your heart beat next to mine
Touche me, touche me now
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Ha ha :D
you silly nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Long Dong Silver?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# *Thinks*
Nope I can't come up with anything :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)
# LIES!
it's big johnny holmes after an anal scene with a youg starlet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# too brown
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
I just kersplorfled my tea at that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)
# hmm
I always wondered why he wanted all that honey...



(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# haha!!
i'd like to see more of these!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# haha
Now this is a suggestion for JJ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# :O)


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# ha ha haha
inspired =]
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# hehehehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I can't stop giggling now
(Stoopid_Faaka, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Hello huny
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# haha
*bounce*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# That's just screaming out to be animated!
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# i thought that
but i'm too busy today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# but not too busy to post that :p
good attention to detail with the reflection. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# ^this man speaks the truth
It's a damn fine pic though!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# ^that what he said there^
very woo indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# haha fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# pffft!
reminds me of a machine like that we had when i worked at the bowling alley.
it was full of sweets and wasn't alarmed, so we used to tip it up and swipe the sweets!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# That crab's got elephants!
Etc
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)
# haha that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# The Claw! It moves.
I have been chosen! Farewell my friends!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Quick and dirty paintjob
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# aaaah get's the joke that was posted earlier
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Yeah, me too
I thought the previous joke was "Clare Bumgay", didnt realise the suspect was called Steve Wright.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# That's why I love the british justice system
innocent until proven guilty.

Meanwhile, here's his photo, and lots of stories about all the 'wierd' stuff he's done in the past, so you can make up your own mind about him
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# No doubt he
"had a computer!"

I liked the May Day riots a few years ago, where we were informed by a self-important press "The rioters used MOBILE 'PHONES AND THE INTERNET in order to organize themselves."

Run for the hills!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# BAN EVIL INTERNETS NOW, SAYS SOMEONE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# i prefer the tesco's employee we condemned first
wonder what happened to him.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# got a job at Lidl
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# as a teaboy?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# i always pictured him differently when he's on the radio
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I thought the previous joke referred to Peter Sutcliffe.
*goes to read the news*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# ah topical
like pineapple and orange squash
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# P'natrin'k


And don't forget - it's never too late to buy my calendar.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I'd be angry too.
I will now call everyone 'manperson' for at least an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *spoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *covets vomitting Reduced Patrick Moore*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# hahahaha!
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
# haha!!
blank hallucinations
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
# *glees very hard indeed*
Utterly lovely and all the more woo for the inclusion of RPM
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# *breams*
Hello Droogy!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Herrow Wheely
how are you on this fine, albeit rainy morn?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Top notch.
Though here it is sunny and not raining. I might go out and stand in the sunshine. That could be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# *glares*
unfair! I had a go on a sunbed yesterday to try and combat the rainy blues, I do not recommend it.
*smears aloe vera on tender bits*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Nothing's complete
without aloe vera these days. I fully expect people to be made of aloe vera within the next five years.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I am already
partly made from aloe vera, in the ankle and thigh areas
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# 'allo Vera
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# o hai :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# hahahaha
a wonderful combination of two of your greatest creations.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Pedant mode...
Shouldn't it be "A Hallucination" not "An" ?
(Jediwannabe, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Due to the potentially silent nature of the H
it's sometimes the case. Although I know not in this instance!

www.askoxford.com/asktheexperts/faq/aboutgrammar/hotel
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:19, archived)
# REAL!

Based on the original by John_Anon_Prince
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# crap
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# oh play nice
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
# why the fuck should I?
he does nothing but take pot shots at my stuff at the slightest opportunity, yet he still remains a self obsessed talentless fuck.

so no..I won't play nice

*throws toys* :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwtsi4lCUbw
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# and?
how about you grow some balls and speak yer mind

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Nah.
You don't give a shit what anyone thinks, right? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# no, I do give a shit...I give a shit about what talented people think

I won't be taking any more shite from some brain dead talentless fucktard and his little clique.


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I can't quite work out from that which group I'm supposed to belong to :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# B3tan to is by 3 minutes and better ;(
I think I might just give up.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *fingers crossed*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)
# b3tan to what?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Someone already did a similar thing.
The artist in question, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# ahhh!
right!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
# And better.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7959837
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# You did a much better job of it than me.
www.b3ta.com/board/7959837

Your addition adds a sense of Fortean humour to what could be construed as a traditional landscape. The dichotomy between the bright and clear use of colour blocking and the tragedy occuring in the background further emphasises this point.
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I know of an artist who uses tapestry to make b3ta style images.
So a CDC on King Henry viii takes about 8 months to do.

I shall look.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# And I cannot find her.
Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Your painting looks much better squared up, by the way.*
www.b3tards.com/u/5055baf3cf444c4a3c2f/real-base.jpg

*This is Manley's opinion and not necessarily objective fact.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# that's a bit good
Acrylic or Oil?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
# It is acrylic, but not by me.
I do more abstract things.

Paintings in my house can be seen here: lordmanley.blogspot.com/

Also here
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I'm too slow
oh well

nice bridge addition
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I took this picture of a crab in Ecuador, and I was going to use it in the compo,
www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=241778350&context=set-72157594281541304&size=l

But as I was looking into it's cold, evil eyes, I noticed something terrifying... TEH QUO!

I promise this has not been shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Quick! Run as far away as you can!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# QUO CRAB
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# heh 'teh quo' are shite

but that's an ace crab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# His colours are amazing aren't they? He looks painted.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# you painted him, didn't you?
own up
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Quo= awesome.
Good dancing music.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# lies!!

I ment as a meme they are crap, but as a band
who play three chords over and over..they've been lucky
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# :D
Mr Droog and his pa always dance to teh Quo at wedding type receptions
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Because it's THE LAW
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)
# 100% OF FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# You got a doggie?
Awwww. What flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Basset hound :D
look at mah profile!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
# AW!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
# \o/
she's a little shit machine though :( Chez Droog is a minefield of dog eggs atm
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Hooray for teh quo!


Click for stadium-rawk size(39KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# quocrab!
EDIT: i love that picture of a sealion on a bench in your flickr dodad!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Did you go to Quito?
I found the "Hotel Colon" hilarious and took photos. Later I found out "Colon" is the spanish name for "Columbus", which kind of ruined the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Yes! I noticed thier love of Colon too.
But I didn't stay in the hotel colon. I stayed in the Hotel Rio Amazonas in Quito.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I was in a place called "Cafe Culture"
it had loads of strange badly painted murals of semi naked women in the bedrooms. Very odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# :-O
Evil!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Fuck!
That's quite a crab and a great photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Teh Quo are an ace meme.
I like the crab more though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Things aren't always what they seem

Click for higher quality
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# That makes me feel queasy
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Was he one of the dwarves who didn't figure a lot in the fairy tale?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Oooh. It makes me want to jump.
Great stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Lemming!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)
# At least take an umbrella!
T'will save you from harsh Fresh Water Mole - floor interface :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# IT'S ALIVE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# This is all levels of mindfuckery
I'm loving it.
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Well now,
That's rather smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# *wobbles*
that's making my headbone feel all funny
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Cookies. He wants cookies.


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Well, I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Thanks.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# so do i
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Eh up!
How's it hanging?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# So, let me get this straight:
No Optical Drive, No Ethernet, No way to upgrade RAM, $1,300 extra for a Solid State Drive, The slowest Processor in your entire range, and only one USB port?



apologies for TOAP-iness
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# But look how THIN it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Don't buy into it, honey.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# THIN!
My laptop's all broken anyway, the screen's hanging on by a thread. I got it back in the ay when you had to pay 2 grand for 30G of hard drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# *cuffs the Cap'n*
It doesn't matter how thin it is - it's overpriced and underspecced.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Ah, I cannae afford it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# ^THIS^
i'd rather add extra money and get a decent macbook pro.

or a massivly spec'd PC
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Sir, verily you speak the truth.
:)

It's what I'm gonna do.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Get an Eee PC
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Less processing power than an ipod
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# so I take it you're not a fan then
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Lovely design, crap innards, imho
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Like everything they make
Anyone who buys this or an iPhone is a vapid, empty-headed, air-brained numpty who deserves to be bum raped up the bum by a bummer
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# The iPhone, possibly,
But the brace of Macs I run at home are very solid machines, never had any kind of problem with 'em performance (or anything else)-wise, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# ^ yep
I love working on Macs
I've been using this iMac for almost three years now and it has never crashed,
I fear this would not be the case had I been working on a PC.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# They're a cunt to repair
And they could all be so much better if they didn't stick a bloated swooshy-wooshy fancy-looking OS over it. Well, until they started building them on Intels that is...
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# So to summarise your point,
girls are rubbish.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# 0/10 - Fail
Not what I was saying.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Bitches ain't shit?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I'm really sorry, but I have no idea what that's actually meant to mean.
*genuine apology*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# It means ladies are not shit
*beams at Felix*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Well, if that's what was meant,
Then I wholeheartedly agree.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# There's a name for this
It's called Financial Domination (Just text, but possibly NSFW).

So, you see that little apple on it? That meas it is your mistress and you're it's little pay piggy. And it feels good.
(Jokel, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Financial Domination
Thats just another word for marriage isn't it?
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:13, archived)
# But it's so pretty!
*coos*


EDIT: Yes, I am a girl :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)
# It does
I hope they come in pink.

Seriously though as pretty as they are just one USB port is pathetic. It's an extra $999 for the smallest of HDs too.

I think the entire thing comes under the heading "form over function"
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Indeed
As Thor said up there ^ I would rather spend a bit more and get a decently specced Macbook Pro.

It would make a very nice, though expensive, ornament however :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I got an eeePC instead for on-the-go
£180 in Hongkong. Win.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I don't get the squirming over no optical drive.
I think it's an astonishingly good idea. When was the last time you used the drive in your PC?
(Well I'm sure someone will pipe up about how they use it all the time) - so the last time *I* used the drive in my PC was to install drivers for a new graphics card.

Optical drives are things that are used intermittently, so why carry it around with you every day? That doesn't make sense. I think that's a very brave and astute move on Apple's behalf.
Plus the thing to use the CDrom on any other Mac or PC really easily over wireless for the few times you do need it is a stroke of genius.

It's a super-light, stylish, reasonably powerful machine. It's a heck of a lot more portable than those clunky 4cm thick things.

I hope they manage to find a way to make the whole screen a touch-screen like the iPhone, to replace the trackpad.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] It's just Crab.
(murek101, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# haha
this makeds me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# upload it here
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Eat me if you vant to live...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# i can see this selling
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Oh I can't help it, I would.
Even in the horrible Total Recall anorak.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Mind if I get this off my chest?
Inspired by one too many officious twats on my morning bus journey.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I concur

I believe John has a cousin who works for First Great Western.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I read beams
as belms.

I need a break.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# *breaks*
...although belms is probably just as appropriate given the context of the piece...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)

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