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Things might have gone quicker had they had help from other sources....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

now that is ace!!

*clicks*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)

That's GOLD!

I remember that episode.

*clicks

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)

First one, wasn't it?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)

I'm not quite sure - but it would've been close to being the first

Virgil was in the lead vehicle.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)

haha

excellent

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)

F A B virgil

*clicks

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:35, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha !

ace

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)

no NAZIDAY

ITS MONDAY!!

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:16, archived)

That's not even good.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:18, archived)

Your brain doesn't work

I know what you're going for, but you suck at it.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)

what was i going for

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)

Not real racism

but some kind of scramble brained attempt at annoying board members and getting them all upset because you posted a swastika and also because you're being repetitve and border line thread wastish.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:28, archived)

I don't know what he/she is trying to do

so cannot make a qualitative judgement as to his/her efficacy at accomplishing his/her goals.

But, if I read in the next newsletter that a B3tard has had a fatal epileptic fit at work today then I will be very upset.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)

I really thought that said 'goats'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)

Did someone say Goatse?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)

Is it just me thinking. That icon on it's own could easily classed as NSFW?

And I just alt tabbed in time when my German cleaner walked up to my PC!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:21, archived)

How clean are your Germans?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)

efficiently clean thank you:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)

mail dixon and warn him not to log on

a nod to prodg might also be in order.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)

'ningles mately

Yeah for two different reasons.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:28, archived)

'ning chap

i'm hitting my ignore button again for dear old ned, i can't be doing with strobing swastikas first thing in the morning or any other time come to that, i unignored everyone the other day.

i might add his blog is interesting, nice bit about the polish, confused?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)

hmm

10 x = 15*rnd+1;poke 53281,x:goto 10

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sinisterduck, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)

I'm glad the semicolon's there:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:28, archived)

I shall save this thread

With a lizard eating a giant hot dog

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)

Huzzah!

I feel clean again.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:23, archived)

haha!!

the fat pig!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)

haha

indeed madam, indeed

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

*tralalalalaaaaa*

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Kaiser, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah

i wish id thought of that

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)

If only that were the Italian Fascina symbol

'Il Postino Pat'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqvtQR3rDOM

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)

heheheh

Che è stato divertente, nonostante la scarsa qualità

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Kaiser, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)

Nice detail on the cap.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)

didn't make this just thought I'd share; if id remember where I found it I would cite, said site.

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)

Hahahaha

That's great!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

I love that

*click*

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)

T-mobile will sue them

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Kaiser, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)

As a colourblind epileptic Jew

i find this very offensive

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)

MONDYA!!

dont worry its Mondya

I have the day off, so its ok! isnt it ?

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:55, archived)

Yes, yes you are. And I've got a Chinese exam starting in half an hour.

Luckily I've got a photographic memory though. I'll just write the whole of the menu at my local restaurant.

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:02, archived)

Good luck

I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:03, archived)

Meh. That'll be easy to pass. Just speak English loudly!

good luck

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)

and point at things you want in shops

whilst holding up two fingers and saying "Two....of those"

This is the universal human language that all mankind understands.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)

FUCK OFF

RACIST COCK

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:03, archived)

Excuse me?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)

I'm guessing at this gem:

www.b3ta.com/questions/barred/post60548

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:05, archived)

I do have to say that racism does seem to be a one way street in this country.

I know a couple of shops in Whitechapel that won't serve you in you're white.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:11, archived)

Oh yes

I'm constantly amazed twats like this exist

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)

jesus

u always bring that up..
..

its called irony

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:18, archived)

so it is

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)

Love it when

someone gets called out on being racist/an idiot/whatever, and they're try to claim that they were being ironic.

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)

you are a female

so be quiet, you know nothing of mens chat.

go have a baby smokey head and leave my country alone

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

You're just jealous

That you didnt get to play in a band with Hitler (and some fat bloke and a midget in a top hat)

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)

Marry me!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)

You inspired me

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)

You're excused

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:05, archived)

May I be excused?

I have a note from my mum.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)

Not if it's just because you forgot your kit.

Then you have to do it in your pants.

(I'm not entirely sure what "it" is though).

Kudos on the chickenout.tv link by the way.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:16, archived)

Yes. Freedom to gay chickens!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)

i have a note from my mum...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:21, archived)

etch-a-sketch ftw

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:21, archived)

aww Geoff

come on we are all in this Monday together..so turn that frown upside down and have a jolly racist day

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)

ha ha ha

your ignorance is bliss

.. u dont even know what a swastika symbol means!!

The swastika is an ancient symbol that has been used for over 3,000 years. (That even predates the ancient Egyptian symbol, the Ankh!)

it was used for positive means

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)

Or yours

That particular symbol is the reverse of what you're talking about.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:23, archived)

Touché

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:28, archived)

Yeah shouldn't challange me!

I read a book once!
ah Rodger Red Hat I miss your literary genious!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)

yeah

history1900s.about.com/cs/swastika/a/swastikahistory.htm

touche my ass

toushe perhaps

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)

Actually it's still displayed in Asia and it is the reverse

I'll take the evidence of my own eyes over a web link.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:47, archived)

A fine hit sir!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)

UM WRONG

Look here.. ignorant one and incorrect one

history1900s.about.com/cs/swastika/a/swastikahistory.htm

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)

All the many times I've heard people say "The swastika is an ancient symbol that has been used for over 3,000 years" or some such,

That's as far as it goes.
There's never any further explanation, eg what it's supposed to bloody well mean.
Just "It's an ancient symbol, actually."
Oh. Alright, then.
*makes ancient hand gesture*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)

I believe originally it was called am Manjy or somesuch.

I think, I'm stretching my recollection here, it was anchient Chinese and meant infinity or eternity.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)

I was given to believe that it was a Hindu good luck symbol

if only someone could provide a link to a website that would explain it.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)

never open mouth

without research please

here

history1900s.about.com/cs/swastika/a/swastikahistory.htm

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)

you have posted that link

three times. You have copy and pasted from it once. It in no way indicates that you know fuck all about anything.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)

The ancient symbol is usually done backwards compared to the swastika.

It means 'purity'.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)

In fairness

I reckon most intelligent people know that the swastika existed before the Nazis, it's pretty common knowledge these days. Don't think you're clever just because you managed to Google one page.

And that's not really the point anyway - you are posting Nazi swastikas, with no positive message at all. It's not really the way to convince people you're not a racist, is it?

(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)

He may merely approve of Hitler's prudent fiscal policies.

I know I do.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)

felt this was appropriate

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:02, archived)

Totally hatstand

Woo to thee...cheered me up on a dark and nasty Monday morning...

:)

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:05, archived)

always here to help

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:13, archived)

I missunderstood, I think.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:18, archived)

HI I'M KERMIT

Morning everyone :)
Edit: That was my one minute on b3ta this morning. Goodbye :)
Have a good day at w*rk if it applies to you.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:08, archived)

mornin' and what a miserable morning it is

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:10, archived)

yay frorg!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:11, archived)

frorgness

'ning b3ta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:17, archived)

neato!

'nings b3ta!!
tell me how your weekend was in three words....
GO!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:26, archived)

800 Cyrillic diagrams

'ning ivesy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:39, archived)

sounds productive!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:41, archived)

b3tans, maths, perl

good monday ning!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:42, archived)

maths?!

ARGH!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:51, archived)

Sword fighting children

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:56, archived)

oo - any corpses?

'ning Trels

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:57, archived)

None that they'll ever find

'Ning Nibs

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:57, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:01, archived)

It's all true

I spent two hours Saturday morning teaching a ten year old boy how to lose a choreographed stage fight. The boy he was supposed to be fighting against wasn't there, so I got to stand in :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:03, archived)

did you show him why you're the senior punishment executive?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)

not long enough

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)

hehehe!

Nings you lot!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:27, archived)

wow!

frogs actually look really good as rastas. they should dress like that more often.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:37, archived)

^this

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:46, archived)

*ribs it*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:36, archived)

NSFW!!!

this is so INAPPROPRIATE!!! thanks i just got fired

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:53, archived)

is that what counts for porn in Aberdeen?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:57, archived)

Froggy!

'Ningles :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:55, archived)

F R O G S !

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:02, archived)

I say old chap, that's rather spiffing!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:05, archived)

Am it tetrapod teim?

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:09, archived)

this strip has been voted "best"

by 10 out of 10 cats

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:16, archived)

and a one-legged budgie

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)

Hamster lovin'

NSFW version

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 7:47, archived)

Filth!

Hurrah!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 7:49, archived)

I was certainly not execpting a hamster spread eagle with an elephant trunk down it's chute

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 7:52, archived)

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong!

*applies mindbleach*

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spacefish bong!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 7:52, archived)

You no like the YIFF?

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 7:59, archived)

only when no-one else is watching

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spacefish bong!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:06, archived)

l.e.m.a.

l.e.m.a.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 7:55, archived)

OMG, WUT?

This has got to get posted to wtf_inc

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:01, archived)

i was there when they offered bbq.

'night all, it's been fun.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:03, archived)

you'll upset T-mobile

www.freemagenta.nl/?page_id=121

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Kaiser, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:20, archived)

I hate T-mobile

So... yay!

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:23, archived)

hehe

: )

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Kaiser, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:24, archived)

Oh, and made especially for you...

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:33, archived)

awww... *sniffle*

thanks!

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Kaiser, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:37, archived)

I fucking love that

this one's the best:
www.freemagenta.nl/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/freemagenta.jpg

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:36, archived)

it's a great happening

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Kaiser, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:39, archived)

Many Happy B3tan Returns

Mr Kaiser!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:03, archived)

gosh

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:41, archived)

Tits or GTFO

in a good way.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:51, archived)

Not my image

But I think you'll like:
Kittens + boobies + firefox = awesome

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:59, archived)

I approve of open-source software

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:05, archived)

Finally!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:30, archived)

i've been wanting to do this for a while but only just got know how

sorry if bindun (which i bet it has):

_{really i'm sorry}

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:34, archived)

RIS

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:38, archived)

whats not to get?

_{theres no reason for this, except that i can}

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:40, archived)

ahhh

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:44, archived)

its nearly 7:00 in the morning

what were you expecting?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:45, archived)

i'm hoping that no-one goes to see the "meet the spartans" movie that just came out.

and that everyone involved in making it gets kicked in the face for the next thousand years,

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:58, archived)

what is the first sign of madness?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 7:08, archived)

it's a little round blue one

that says "suggs was born here"

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 7:49, archived)

Please sir, may I have another?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 7:48, archived)

BRN!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:34, archived)

I Love it!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:43, archived)

It's the whole cheese-shop sketch in one frame.

Keep posting, I'll illustrate as I can. [/;-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:47, archived)

4rf!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 7:09, archived)

do you draw theese?

they all seem to be in the same style

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 7:39, archived)

Same sources for most of them.

Punch is usual for source pics, but I raid old textbooks
and anything else that has B&W art. Colour and text are
my main additions, yet I do select to match previous ones.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 7:48, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:16, archived)

huzzah!

took you long enough....

edit: nice job on the font. now show us some cock.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:36, archived)

CONGRATULATIONS!

now show me your cock.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:50, archived)

never mind the badge

where's the man-meat?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 7:03, archived)

kerngraderlashuns

no nudity?

/hypocrite blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 7:16, archived)

Congrats!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 7:19, archived)

ooooh and its my b3ta day tommorow

congrats!

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 7:34, archived)

Doesn't count if you don't donate

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)

a duck

(NudeAvenger likes to eat rocks, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:56, archived)

full frontal duck

(NudeAvenger likes to eat rocks, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:57, archived)

duck under a hat

(NudeAvenger likes to eat rocks, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:57, archived)

PHWOOOAAAARRR!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:57, archived)

I like the full frontal duck

Does it have aids?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:58, archived)

Is it Peking?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:57, archived)

honk!

i mean, quack!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:59, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:59, archived)

my first .GIF animation

_{no idea why though}

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:09, archived)

arf!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:11, archived)

good first animation.

we all like gifs that... work.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:13, archived)

yeah thought i'd have a play cos i just got CS3 and i've never really used fireworks before

good stuff, potential for buggering around

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:18, archived)

He's a hungry critter!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:13, archived)

Nom nom nom!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:15, archived)

Mr Smoky

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:27, archived)

"Get that Parrot out of your ear - you don't know where that Parrot's been!"

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:28, archived)

: )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:29, archived)

lies!

clearly a dove, not a parrot.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:36, archived)

*politely posts, hopes nobody minds*

edited to smaller size upon advice from good kind people. should you wish to see it in its original yeti-size, please click here.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:21, archived)

YES.

wonderful..
wasn't sure if you'd be around.

edit: you didn't see nothin'

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:22, archived)

my funnybunny-dar was a-ringing!

edit: whoops! ninja!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:25, archived)

lol.

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d d, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:23, archived)

thank you very much.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:26, archived)

no probs yo.

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d d, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:28, archived)

YETIQUETTE IS IMPORTANT.

IT'S OK TO BE A SHERPA THOUGH.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:24, archived)

you are most kind.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:26, archived)

SHERPAS ARE HARD TO MAKE!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:31, archived)

EDMUND HILLARY MADE QUITE A LOT.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:34, archived)

YEAH AND LOOK WHERE THAT GOT HIM

state funeral tomorrow, yawn

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:36, archived)

In Auckland?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:36, archived)

Yeah.

There was an all-day thing with him at the cathedral here today, too.

which I supplied some sheet music for, so that's my patriotic duty discharged

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:41, archived)

Nice

Maybe next time you could provide sheet music from Crowded House. "...whereever you go always take the weather with you..."

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:47, archived)

actually it was a Handel aria they wanted

"Where'er You Walk" from Semele.

I AM NOT A FAN OF CROWDED HOUSE, NOR ANY OF THE FINN BROTHERS ENDEAVOURS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:48, archived)

i like that one song they did with all the screaming.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:52, archived)

That was the one where a crazed fan with a chainsaw, cut their legs off.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:55, archived)

i'm not a fan!

oops, said too much again.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:00, archived)

I know you don't like Crowded House... neither do I...

they have been flogged to death on radio stations...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:53, archived)

now if they were flogged to death on live TV, I might consider watching.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:58, archived)

HAHAHAHA

Me too!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:06, archived)

YES

With a round of rusty-spikes to start.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:09, archived)

HEY, DO YOU HAVE A COPY OF THAT PILOT EPISODE OF CSI:BACKFUCK?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:37, archived)

THE REASON I ASK IS THAT I'D LIKE TO WATCH CSI:BACKFUCK.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:39, archived)

CSI:BACKFUCK? ANYONE?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:40, archived)

I HAVE NOT SEEN THAT I HAVE ONLY SEEN BACK TO THE FUCKTUBE WITH MICHAEL JAMES FUCKS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:42, archived)

AND BACK TO THE FUCKTUBE PART TWO. GETTING FUCKED WAS ONLY THE BEGINNING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:45, archived)

GODDAMMIT, I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU THAT I WAS TALKING TO ABOUT CSI:BACKFUCK.

I'LL HAVE TO KEEP LOOKING.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:48, archived)

COME ON, PEOPLE - CSI:BACKFUCK.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:42, archived)

WAS IT THE BACK, SACK n CRACK WAX - BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN STYLE.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:50, archived)

if william petersen's in it i'll buy it.

or co-star. he's dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeamy.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:43, archived)

I have noticed lately that he suffers from the same monotony of delivery as David Caruso.

also I apologise for mentioning them both in the same sentence

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:44, archived)

david caruso is one of those weird people who looks like he's stored in a cylinder of milk at night.

at least w.p. can act a bit. and he's dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeamy.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:51, archived)

I did like him in "Manhunter".

also here is one of my favourite cinematic moments ever.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGcd4MI1zto

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:01, archived)

yeah, manhunter was good fun.

why could that not have been a real bullet in caruso's head?!

i'm going to see robocop and starship troopers in a cinema next week. almost 20 years since i saw robocop on the big screen.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:09, archived)

how's this for a cat party-trick?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dna0oWu_EU

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:13, archived)

not yet ready to go to the moon, i see.

*pats*

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:27, archived)

Aww.. Bless him!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:28, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*clicks*

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:25, archived)

merci beaucoup.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:30, archived)

It's so nice to know . . .

that it's so nice too . . . you know . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:29, archived)

danke.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:31, archived)

I like this

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:33, archived)

i thank you, but you're not listening, or so i hear.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:37, archived)

Haha - Woo!

No I don't mind at all.

I agree with Rap'. resize to 280 - worthy of an FP!
*clicks

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:34, archived)

Clix'm both !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:35, archived)

done

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:36, archived)

shhhhh.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:36, archived)

arigato, meke.

resizing complete.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:38, archived)

Yeti still acts like a reject from the jerk store.

cfb 1280x960 280k

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:43, archived)

awww, nice!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:44, archived)

haha. super new wallpaper.

i made that from a pic of a real, old felt and thread badge, you can really see the imperfections at that huge size.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:49, archived)

Renders up great.

Glad you like it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:53, archived)

FSMC will be in touch in hopes they might use this image on their website and paint it on the sides of their trucking fleet.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:57, archived)

Hmmm, Fucking shitty magnet trucks.

I was thinking of a factory set, and trucks would fit in...
*stores notion for later*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:05, archived)

i want those fake-ass rare-earth 'healing' magnets.

i'm sure FSMC must sell those.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:29, archived)

I should think so.

From the top of the line Homeopathic VITIALITOE Magnets,
to the more affordable Allopathic Wrist Life Collectors.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 7:26, archived)

Yeah the Jerk Store called the other day and they where all out of George.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:56, archived)

plenty of tofu left, though.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:12, archived)

That's actually quite funny.

Well done.

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:57, archived)

*bows before you for the compliment*

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:03, archived)

one of these

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:11, archived)

FUCK!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:13, archived)

SHE CAN TELL ME THINGS ABOUT PSYCHOLOGY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:13, archived)

SHE KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

WITH HER MIND.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:14, archived)

She?

You mean that isn't Syncubus?

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 7:11, archived)

THIS IS WHY I MISS THE GAYSHIFT.

BUT MUST DEPART, AS I AM SLEEPY AND A DUMBASS.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:14, archived)

GOODNIGHT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:15, archived)

BIG GIRL+SHORT HAIR+SASSY=BONERIFICATION

ART SKILLS ALSO LAUDABLE

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:15, archived)

yeah that's pretty much my equation, too.

although the hair isn't a determinant variable.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:16, archived)

Rikey . . . Rikey !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:17, archived)

hahaha! funnybunny!

are you going to send it to her so she can use it in her ads and on her site?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:24, archived)

if she wants it, she can have it.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:26, archived)

want me to email her?

i was going to this week anyway.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:39, archived)

sure, why not?

send it with my compliments - and all the best in her studies.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:43, archived)

i'll tell her she has a fan in new zealand...

...who needs a discount because he's a disabled student with limbs he carved from coral.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:54, archived)

hmmm.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:02, archived)

i bet if you send her a leftover hobbit she'll email you pics of her having sex with a basketball team.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:11, archived)

email sent!

i'll let you know what comes of it.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:56, archived)

those eyes are scary

*hides*

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:26, archived)

He is poking his head out of an egg

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:34, archived)

Those Eyes, Those Eyes! I can't look away.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:36, archived)

FIRE

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:43, archived)

Fucking hell.

You just have to go one better, don't you?
You know, if you weren't so devastatingly fucking handsome, I honestly wouldn't bother...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:45, archived)

*puts hands up to monitor*

aaaaaaaaahhhh!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:45, archived)

Oldest power in the book.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:50, archived)

Is this where we bring the chest nuts ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:51, archived)

Hey, you know what else is as good as this?

A spinning skull above a letterbox.
A mirror floating above a chessboard.
Aids.

(Idiron, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:53, archived)

SHIT, ALERT THE INTERNET.

THE PERSON WHO WANTS TO BE EVERYONE'S BEST FRIEND HAS ARRIVED.

OH GOD, I HAVE SUCH A FUCKING HARD ON FOR PEOPLE WHO COME UP WITH SHITTY RETORTS, SERIOUSLY, DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF?

I'VE SERIOUSLY GOT THE FUCKING HORN RIGHT NOW.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:55, archived)

ARE YOU INSULTING MY SENSE OF TASTE?

I THINK ALL THOSE THINGS ARE FUCKING RAD.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:57, archived)

I LIIIIIKE

BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:59, archived)

YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY.

/autocomplete

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:01, archived)

I'M INSULTING YOUR PENIS.

EVEN THOUGH IT IS FUCKING RAD.

SERIOUSLY, DO YOU WORK IT OUT? IT'S THROBBING LIKE A MANIAC!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:59, archived)

lol.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:19, archived)

go on do the chessboard one

lets see how good it is shall we

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:00, archived)

Cripes

Did I just break some rule of conduct surrounding the flames? What's with the flames? Is it a metaphor for a creative passion or something?

Caps Lock are very distressing to me.

(Idiron, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:05, archived)

NIGHT SHIFT = CAPSLOCK.

NOW FUCK OFF, YOU SELF-IMPORTANT CUNT DISCHARGE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:06, archived)

THESE ARE THE WORDS IS WAS ABOUT TO TYPE.

EXACTLY THESE, AND YOU CANNOT PROVE OTHERWISE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:06, archived)

Now now, kiddies

Play nice or you won't get any ice cream for pudding.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:08, archived)

*sniffle*

Yes sir =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:09, archived)

*sneaks you icecream*

*waits for handjob*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:10, archived)

You'll get one as soon as you pull it out of my ass

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:11, archived)

DAMNIT, MAN. YOU GAYED IT UP AGAIN.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:15, archived)

GAYED IT UP THE BUTT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:16, archived)

YOU PAIR OF FUCKING AMATEURS

THERE IS NO FUCKING CAPSLOCK HERE. IT IS NOT WELCOME.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:12, archived)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN CAPSLOCK?

HEY, GUYS, THIS RUBE IS USING CAPS LOCK!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:07, archived)

POWER PINKY.

SUPER SHIFT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:09, archived)

CAPS LOCK IS FOR WEAKASS LITTLE PUSSIES AND YOU KNOW IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:10, archived)

CRUISE CONTROL DON'T WIN RACES!

STIFF MULES AND PURE BILE DOES THE TRICK EVERY TIME.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:12, archived)

SHIFT PINKY IS STRONG AND MUSCLY

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:09, archived)

WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:07, archived)

MAN UP NANCY!!! THIS IS THE GAY SHIFT AND BOTH MULES AND PINKIES GET A WORK OUT!

NOW WORK THOSE MULES!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:07, archived)

*FLEXES PINKIES*

I AM SUCH A FUCKING MAN RIGHT NOW, IT IS HURTING ME.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:10, archived)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:13, archived)

WE GO TOGETHER LIKE RATS IN A PACK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:14, archived)

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:16, archived)

satisfaction guaranteed, or double your money back.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:19, archived)

*sits in front of as it's currently one billion degrees below zero here now*

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:42, archived)

Abode

(Idiron, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:30, archived)

one keyboard

two keyboard, three keyboard four...

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:32, archived)

yeup

*snarerush*

(Idiron, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:33, archived)

i like the font actually

yours or something you came across?

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:34, archived)

it's a bastard to read.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:41, archived)

It reminds me of big loopy girly handwriting

The kind that every girl in my english class got completely slated for.

I liked my english teacher. He was an angry man =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:43, archived)

well it's probably my eyes but it looks like IDICKAROUNDATTACK.

which it's probably not, though that would make as much sense

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:45, archived)

It looks to me like:

OOOOE
DOOVSOOVDOACK.

I think it's Czech.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:47, archived)

It's Czech for "I skull fucked your mother". Funny, that.

(Idiron, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:49, archived)

She has no skull.

It might have been a bit loose.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:51, archived)

Mine

was thinking of making it into a font though and putting it on my site as a promotional thing. know any good software for this?

(Idiron, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:42, archived)

There's a really good one here

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:44, archived)

i hate you

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:55, archived)

It's been a while, I've cut back on it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:56, archived)

well at least your making progress

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:59, archived)

MASSIVE.

Check out the FAQ.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:35, archived)

ah yes

this person speaks sense.

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:37, archived)

Grab the lube folks, they've started already. *swiftly snags a good seat*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:46, archived)

I love how you have an image for everything =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:48, archived)

There might be a few, like this one, that I over-pea.

But this one is such fun, I can hardly not use it when it will fit...in.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:53, archived)

It was.. too big.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:02, archived)

What, the image size?

I tried reading the FAQ but it was tedious. Probably only relevant to hyperactive little colonialists. But of course I didn't read it, so I don't know.

(Idiron, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:48, archived)

Hey no worrieeesss!

Still images = 50kb.
Animations = 250kb.

It's ace, regardless.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:49, archived)

Oh deary me

I've misplaced my give a fuck.

(Idiron, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:51, archived)

You're a cheery little ray of cunting sunshine aren't you.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:51, archived)

Checked your anus yet?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:52, archived)

Don't worry darling

I won't let him hurt you.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:53, archived)

Damnit! You gayed it all up.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:56, archived)

As if I don't usually?

Dude, get a grip.

Preferably on my shaft.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:57, archived)

Hahaha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:55, archived)

I think there will be stiff ones, even as a gif.

Thumb it before the mods or the nazis get you.
Good layout. Shit font, yes--but meh, tastes vary.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:44, archived)

i like the pic.

but you've acted quite rudely inthread.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:46, archived)

Brief as the lightning in the collied night...

Click for bigger, NSFW version

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:22, archived)

She seems out of scale with the background.

But it's a very nicely done pic.
(now go back to deviant art...)

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:26, archived)

She's a big demonic elemental lightning entity thing

How big is a stormcloud?
(And I considered a DA acct. until I read the extensive Terms and Conditions. The amount of copyrighted source pics I've plundered in the past kind of conflicts with them though)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:27, archived)

plus, they're shit.

(except for a few very rare people like foof)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:30, archived)

Woo! Giantess pron!

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:58, archived)

deviantart eh?

aaaaaahhh, that's why I'm getting odd responses when drawing CDCs in deviantart...

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:29, archived)

no, they're more about tracing manga, or inept photoshop zombies, I think

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:46, archived)

OH YEAH, AND FURRY PORN

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:46, archived)

Not a bird common to this region. Pity, that.

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:27, archived)

*approves*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:29, archived)

hehe

lady all shiny.

prefer it with the "naughty bits" sign though.

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:30, archived)

very nice

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:36, archived)

Light . . . Ning !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:40, archived)

cor!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:50, archived)

Sharing the warmth

as our fireplace is full of it tonight.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:01, archived)

so...

...lifelike...

(

Ratsta, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:04, archived)

Hahahaha

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:07, archived)

IT WARMS ME

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:11, archived)

YOU'RE ON FUCKING FIRE!!!

(

Ratsta, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:18, archived)

USE VIVID LIGHT TO CREATE REALISTIC FIRE EFFECTS.

I SHALL DEMONSTRATE.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:06, archived)

OKAY

MR. ARTSY-FARTSY-I-CAN-DRAW-TYPE-PERSON

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:09, archived)

BEHOLD MY TOUCHPAD PROWESS.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:11, archived)

LIKE A FIREY EYEBROW OF DOOM

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:12, archived)

INDEED.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:19, archived)

If that is your eye

you have a very smiley. eye. There's to little green eyes in it and big red happy grin. Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:20, archived)

I think it's the reflection of the monitor and the TV in the corner of the room.

Although, I don't actually have red and green eyes.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:26, archived)

PSSH

MINE IS CUTER
BUT YOURS LOOKS LIKE FIRE, AND THAT'S SILLY.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:12, archived)

AIRWOLF IS ON =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:21, archived)

SHOULD I KNOW WHAT THAT IS?

I AM RETURNING TO THE FIRE NOW. GOODNIGHT.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:23, archived)

YES. IT WAS AN AWESOME SHOW.

WITH FUCKING HELICOPTERS AND SHIT.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:27, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:15, archived)

YOU JUST VIVID LIT MY PICTURE WITH ITSELF.

STOP PARADOXING ME =[

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:19, archived)

I WAS HOPING FOR SOME LENS FLARE OR SOMETHING BUT OKAY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:16, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:19, archived)

see, now that looks like a professional job!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:26, archived)

Ha ha, I've set your fire on fire

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:16, archived)

I like that

you're french toast is burning, though :)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:06, archived)

Mmm

Now I'm craving french taost. :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:08, archived)

mmm shoes

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:07, archived)

That looks rude

In a "toast making oral love" kind of way.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:09, archived)

It's not even toast.

Hahah they're badly drawn logs.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:10, archived)

That makes it even ruder

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:13, archived)

*sings Log song*

It's better than bad! It's good!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:15, archived)

full of toats?

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:19, archived)

No...

badly drawn logs.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:21, archived)

THIS IS A HEN THREAD

Where I draw a hen and then nobody else bothers to join in.

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:44, archived)

I WOULD, BUT I JUST UNPLUGGED MY TABLET =[

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)

WEAK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:46, archived)

My pride =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:46, archived)

why would you do a thing like that?

I demand more elaborate excuses

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:50, archived)

I just found a shitty drunken doodle I did for some reason

Hopefully it will suffice.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:58, archived)

First b3ta/office LOL of the day.

bravo.

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:50, archived)

Sounds to me like you're....

chicken!

(

Ratsta, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:04, archived)

HELLO HENNY PENNY.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)

PAINTBIRD DOESN'T MIND

but I'm too cold to make a hen right now.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)

try drawing with gloves on

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:47, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:50, archived)

it's a start

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:50, archived)

I like this

It expresses the artist's innermost angst and feelings of betrayal by the world around him. The variance between harsh and subtle curvatures signify a deep longing for the sudden twists and turns of life to smooth out, to grant him an era of calm in the turbulence. A calm he can never know, for that is the True Artist's role in life - to experience, and to convey.

*clicks*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:11, archived)

PAINTBIRD!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:51, archived)

I would, but this isn't even my computer

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:50, archived)

I WOULD, BUT I'VE LEFT B3TA FOREVER.

I DID IT YESTERDAY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:58, archived)

I AM CHEWBACCAAAAA. I AM A WOOKIEEE.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:06, archived)

COME BACK SO I CAN UNFRIEND YOU

I FUCKING MEAN IT THIS TIME

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:07, archived)

flap in disguise

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:02, archived)

meh

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:04, archived)

ahhhhhhhhahhahhahahah!

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:17, archived)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:21, archived)

I'LL PLAY, AS I LOVE YOU.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:04, archived)

Squeeze!

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:07, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:15, archived)

WELL DONE EVERYONE

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:20, archived)

I'm tempted to make a fry up before I go to bed..

But I don't like hearing my food scream at me =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:32, archived)

stay awake and talk to me

I'm far too calm to sleep right now.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:34, archived)

you touch cocks with your butt

how do you like that kind of talk?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:36, archived)

orally

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)

I am tempted to just stay awake, but that would be silly

As there is nothing on TV now =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:37, archived)

there's everything on on the internet though

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)

But the internet is a dick.

It said I won an Audi the other day, and those pills promised to make me hard as a rock, and shoot like an elephant.

THE INTERNET IS FULL OF LIES.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:41, archived)

I worked at a place that sold those pills

there was talk of a distance contest for awhile.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:42, archived)

Hahaha

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:43, archived)

Clearly a misprint.

It should've been hard like an elephant, shoot like a rock.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)

Like Mohammad Ali.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:46, archived)

STING LIKE A MANTA RAY.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:17, archived)

I just started working the night shift and it's my day off

I'm gonna be up till like 9 in the morning. It's 11 right now.

I have no tupping clue what to do with myself.

I'd go to Atlantic City if I had any dough.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:41, archived)

Do it.

FUCKING DO EEEEET.

Everyone has six mortgages these days.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:43, archived)

haha

maybe I will

Philly has shitty slot machines now, maybe I'll do that.

Ooo, or loose some money to some pool sharks.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)

I used to be scared to swim after I heard the term "pool shark"

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:46, archived)

The food has eyes

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:35, archived)

Use earplugs.

Or ball-gags. Either way.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:36, archived)

DO IT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)

It may prove fatal =[

I must be up by 3pm, and need to tidy my room, as it is a shitheap..

I CANNOT FUNCTION WITH LESS THAN 11 HOURS OF SLEEP =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:39, archived)

fuck

3 more hours and i can officially make myself a fry up.

(Idiron, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:40, archived)

Awww

I like the little eggiweg

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:40, archived)

YOU WON'T WHEN HE'S FRYING

SCREAMING "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE ME ATHENA, I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME. YOU EVEN GAVE ME A NICKNAME, I LIKED THAT. WHERE ARE YOU NOW?!"

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:42, archived)

NOOO

I CAN'T SAVE HIM! HE'S AN OCEAN AND THEN SOME AWAY!!! WHAT DO I DO!?!? *moral dilemma ensues*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)

YOU GO OUT, AND YOU BUY EVERY EGG THERE IS.

YOU INCUBATE EACH ONE, PRAYING THAT IT HAS BEEN FERTILISED, AND THEN YOU CAN FURTHER CHICKEN-KIND A LITTLE MORE.

UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'RE A RACIST..

NO BIG DEAL.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:48, archived)

DID YOU KNOW

THAT THERE ARE MORE CHICKENS ON EARTH THAN HUMANS?

THEY DON'T NEED FURTHERING.

THE MORE YOU KNOW™

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:50, archived)

YOU ARE A LIAR.

CHICKENS ARE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES.

AS ARE HUMANS.

HUMANCHICKENS ARE NOT ENDANGERED, HOWEVER, I FEEL THIS IS WHERE YOU MAY BE GETTING CONFUSED.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:00, archived)

NO.

CHICKENS ARE A LARGE, EXTENSIVE SPECIES, CONSISTING OF HENS, TOO. THEY ARE NOT ENDANGERED.

HUMANS ARE STUPID. I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE ENDANGERED, COS IT'S PROBABLY THEIR FAULT.

I DO NOT KNOW OF THESE HUMANCHICKENS YOU SPEAK OF. I THINK THEY POSSIBLY GIVE ME THE FEAR.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:03, archived)

THEY AREN'T THAT EXPENSIVE, LOL.

ALSO, YOU ARE A HUMANCHICKEN. FOOL.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:06, archived)

OH MY BAD

YOU SURE TOLD ME.

I HAVE NO BEAK. THUSLY, NOT HUMANCHICKEN

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:10, archived)

YOU HAVE AN INNERBEAK

FROM YOUR SPIRITUAL CHICKEN.

JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY TEACHING KIDS THESE DAYS?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:20, archived)

INNERBEAK?

IT BOGGLES MY MIND!

IF YOU HOLD DOWN SHIFT TO TYPE, AND THEN PRESS THE OTHER SHIFT FOR AN EXCLAMATION MARK, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THINKING, THEY CANCEL IT OUT AND NOTING HAPPENS!!!!!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:22, archived)

www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/chicken-chop.jpg

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:11, archived)

*retches*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:13, archived)

www.nataliedee.com/011908/the-heads-the-best-part-baby.jpg

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:39, archived)

Someone must be a freak with a really low resolution

To even use this, let alone want it as a screensaver...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:13, archived)

Yay!

I made a breads today, IT WAS GOOD

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:42, archived)

We have shitty bread =[

I also found a bag of "assorted breads" in our cupboard as I was cleaning it up.

I laughed a bit =]

I LIKE SIMPLE THINGS ^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:44, archived)

What are

'assorted breads'?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:52, archived)

I don't know.

Let alone why they were in a bag.

They were several months out of date though, so they had to be thrown out.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:59, archived)

Haha.

This will weigh heavily on my mind as I cook breakfast.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:44, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:30, archived)

Haha.

You witty little cunt =]

'NING, SAH!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:30, archived)

Hiya :)

We've got a roaring fire in the other room and it's REALLY cold in the rest of the apartment! Don't expect to see too much of me/us tonight, I'm in huddling mode :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:35, archived)

Our fireplace is all bricked up =[

I envy you =[

I'm lounging in a reasonably warm room hoping that the Giants pull their finger out so I can taunt my friend, who is a Jets fan, if they manage to break down the Patriots ^_^

It will make me pleased =D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:36, archived)

People in England watch American football?

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:07, archived)

WHAT YOU PEOPLE CALL FOOTBALL, MY PEOPLE CALL MAIZE

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:15, archived)

AMAIZEING

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:16, archived)

THEY USED EVERY PART OF THE BUFALLO

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:22, archived)

I CAN'T DO ANAL!

NO WAIT, I CAN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:23, archived)

YOU MEAN

YOU ARE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:47, archived)

ONLY IF IT HAS ARTISTIC MERIT, OR IS VITAL TO THE PLOT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:01, archived)

Damn right.

THIRD TYNES A CHARM, BABY!

I just want the Giants to shatter all of New England's hopes and dreams, as well as my friend Keith's.

TWO FOR ONE =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:19, archived)

Breaking News

interrupted this cal show my mom was watching to say that the Giants are going to Superbowl. Is that good, then?

EDIT: I really hope that's broadcasting live to you, otherwise I just ruined the ending.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:20, archived)

not if it's a super mixing-bowl

or possibly a super bowel

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:22, archived)

WHY IS YOUR MOM NOT ON THE INTERNET

IS SHE NOT ALLOWED TO BE?

IS YOUR MOM TUBGIRL?

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:23, archived)

SHE IS A PERMANENT N00B

HERE.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:24, archived)

Ashally

she has an account, but she doesn't often post.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:24, archived)

searchlights look for an alibi but I'll be home by then.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpoBAaQF56o

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:25, archived)

haha

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:32, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:43, archived)

that was a surprise find.

The synchronised bits amused me in particular, and are very like TMBG videos of that earlier period.
Like "Ana Ng".

(here's a puppet version too, how rare)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:47, archived)

They Might Be Giants!

yay!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)

Actually, I think it's something like upto a $100,000 civil fine for saying that.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:27, archived)

SPORT IS MY FAVOURITE SPORT

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:34, archived)

Haha!

I love this so much =]

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)

OH GEE, THANKS FOR THAT.. =[

Yeah, I knew =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:30, archived)

Okay

yeah I figured. Even if I had spoiled it...HAPPY COS IT'S YOUR TEAM...right?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:41, archived)

Nope.

49ers fan personally.

But no fucking way they will win for a while =]

I just don't want my friends teams to win, now I know we cant =D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)

pfff!

so simple, so silly, i like it.

EDIT: i'm off, time for food and sleeps. g'night all!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:30, archived)

that's like the hardest level on Simon ever.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:31, archived)

SPEEEEDCOOOORE!!!!!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:33, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:31, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:32, archived)

He looks a bit...

smug, actually. Maybe that's the wrong word? Hahaha

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:08, archived)

Hahaha

Classy

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:32, archived)

Fancy that plane . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:45, archived)

I am sorry for this, but I am bored

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:53, archived)

woo!

makes me hungry, where is superman when i need him?

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:57, archived)

nice :)

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:01, archived)

I like the fancy one.

it's pretty.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:07, archived)

I dont know what this one means...

(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:29, archived)

I like the cut of your jib.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:31, archived)

I LIKE IT

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:31, archived)

Yes, well then.

Cheesy, and a pint.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:35, archived)

Oh hell yeah.

I think I'm going to like you :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:44, archived)

Don't be getting all DTH on us now Mofahahaha

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:31, archived)

Heh

I won't, I promise. As if anyone could replace him :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:41, archived)

Hahahaaaaa!

*gleeeeeeee*
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)

prolly ben dun

but have it anyway.

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:05, archived)

I've been thinking . . .

I know I'm dense . . . how about a clue ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:22, archived)

bbc much?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)

I like how the best news story they can come up with right now is A PLANE, DIDNT, CRASH

and the indepth coverage of the plane being moved off the fucking runway was particularly exciting

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:28, archived)

happy

candle day, fella!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:29, archived)

Why thanketh

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:29, archived)

A Most Happy b4taday !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:35, archived)

haha

Well I got it.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:32, archived)

Top Marks

This is now the funniest plane crash post, beating the chinaman hitting the engine with a hammer.

Good work

(netpixie you should reconsider your life choices., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

DRAW A KITTYKITTYKITTYKITTYKITTY =]

Please =]

Not necessarily ones from parallel universes.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)

YOU'RE TRYING TOO HARD.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)

SO ARE YOU

Your lion has nips =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:03, archived)

WELL OF COURSE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:03, archived)

YOUR PEN CONTROL IS SMOOTHER.

I envy =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:04, archived)

get you two and your frigging tablets.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:20, archived)

Behold . . . The Catfather !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:22, archived)

cigar-smoking cat =class.

100% FACT.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)

it's known.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:29, archived)

Hahaha

More Of This

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:33, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:50, archived)

Coolest hepcat goin' . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:55, archived)

everybody wants to be a cat

cos a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:58, archived)

Cat jive . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:02, archived)

james the cat

gandolfini?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:33, archived)

WIN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:07, archived)

AWESOME =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:25, archived)

AWESOME.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:04, archived)

how much does a tablet set back a man about town?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:34, archived)

as much as you want to spend, really.

second-hand they can go for next to nothing..

*ponders the investment*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:40, archived)

really....

its not like can actually afford one on a student loan, but i do have a birthday coming up.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:46, archived)

I suspect that once I started with a tablet I would never stop.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:52, archived)

i'm torn

i don't know which i like more, snake eating kitty or kitty eating snake!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:05, archived)

I did snake eating kitty first

But thought kitty should have his own back =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:08, archived)

i like your sense of cosmic justice

although snakes rawk hard.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)

Now draw an ouroborus

Cat eating snake eating cat all at the same time!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:10, archived)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:25, archived)

ahhhahahahahhhah!

SO HAPPY TOGETHER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:28, archived)

It does look like some kind of sordid sexual act...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:30, archived)

i love you.

*sprays with cat-like scent*
you are now mine.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:28, archived)

AWESOME =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:30, archived)

i shall call you squishy

and you shall be my squishy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:32, archived)

Heeee =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:35, archived)

this is mine

that is mine...

ALL of this is mine *sprays*

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Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 8:18, archived)

I cheated . . . hit Esc to see . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:47, archived)

*dizzies*

*pukes*

thanks for that.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:57, archived)

Pay backs . . .

sawwy . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:01, archived)

i guess i deserved that one!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:03, archived)

nononononono

Unfortunately, my flaps look like an onion. It's quite painful.

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thiswasmyclone, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:12, archived)

Crossbreed . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:16, archived)

FAVOURITE EVER.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)

They look so happy!

^.^

If it wasn't so fucking COLD in my room, I'd go draw a kitteh.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:15, archived)

Injuries

(Byrd, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:48, archived)

your body

is a roadmap of pain?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)

Possibly the best moment in a surprisingly good film.

I was dragged* out to see Cloverfield against my better judgment, today: also surprisingly good.

*this girlfriend thing may just work out if she keeps showing me monster movies

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:38, archived)

combs

is a deranged little bugger in that film!

if she tries to make you watch bridget jones, eat the dvd. it'll be worth it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:42, archived)

Too late for the first one

Saw it in the theatre with my first Great Love.

Jeffrey Combs was perfect in that [edit, other, The Frighteners] one. He, Matt Frewer (Max Headroom) and Lance Henrickson are B movies' greatest foreheads.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:56, archived)

heheh

gotta agree with you when it comes to Henrickson

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:00, archived)

and?

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:51, archived)

as if someone has finally posted something so random on b3ta there is no good response

(Byrd, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:52, archived)

I just wondered where the punchline was..

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:54, archived)

IN HIS FACE!

POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:01, archived)

i refer you to

my excellent jeffrey combs mis-quote above

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:55, archived)

I think what executive is saying, on behalf of us all, is

WHY THE FUCK DO WE CARE?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:56, archived)

confirmation is addressed

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:58, archived)

received, brother rocker

and reciprocated. Great joy!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:59, archived)

Non- injuries

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)

ROFL

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)

doctor

i have a pain in my grill area, what should i do?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:10, archived)

Throw another Barbie on it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:13, archived)

*torches annoying plastic dol*

ahh, that's better!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)

your teens were spent in a tavern

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:57, archived)

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thiswasmyclone, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:03, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh man, my sides..

That was fucking classic =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:04, archived)

: )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:30, archived)

Any chance you can make your image a bit bigger? Some of us still have some bandwidth left.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:14, archived)

WHY I OUGHTA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:23, archived)

amateur.

heh.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:34, archived)

Ooh

I am over-come with girly need to get you in bed right now because of your sexy scars.

But really... I have better injuries than that.

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 6:49, archived)

Oooh, get you!

Go on, take the tour!

(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)

POAP!

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thiswasmyclone, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)

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