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Try it now, Corbett!

(Ed Parnell, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)

silent but deadly

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

Damn straight

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

What are you playing at, s007y!

This isn't a country club!

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the ghost of last tuesday, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

M's gone 1337?

the worst has happened

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

Oh you geek!

Nice work:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

pissage!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)

s007y!*

Woo!

I ain't trying to be leet!
Incidently I have just watched Cloverfield and thought it was ace!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

is it now?

thats a new opinion.
how would you describe it? I'm looking forward to it.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

It's kinda like Blair Witch

but in Manhattan,scary in places,plods along nicely, just the right length too.
Do you want spoilers?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)

this rocks

for ALL the reasons :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

pfffft!

how odd.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

Mr Biffo said

As an interesting sooty fact that all of sooty's lines were scripted, even though he was mute.

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Tue 5 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)

I must apologize.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

toapical.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

HAHAHA

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)

HL TPE Time?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)

you been looking for tranny hookers in google too, then?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)

they only need love so they can pay for their meth.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)

The term I used was Transvestite Bride.

(this time...)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

i'd hit it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

With a spade!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

hehe

how many times a day do you post that mofaha?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

Hit "Esc" to view a random flickrmeme

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

hehe

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

not enough...

that's the first time I've ever seen it.

and it's slightly arousing.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

nice!

*resists the urge to post gordon brown and his missus in this manner*
Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

Ahhh g'wan,

you know you want to.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)

even half

she still looks like a full quota.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

Quite a hunka beef huh!

;)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)

This game never lasts long

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the ghost of last tuesday, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)

Ha ha

random

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PhoenixBlend, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)

first click of the compo.

and rightly deserved.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

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mookay immune to icons since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)

Silly enough to deserve a good hearty click

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)

Good stuff

Me likey

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)

hehheheh.

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)

Hell yeah

this is more like it :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

That's a bit good

First click of the compo.

edit: I'll even overlook the file size.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

ha ha ha ha

clickage ensues.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

Haha.

Nicely.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)

i am so sorry..i just had to get it out of my head.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

i've not seen it before, but this MUST have bindun. however, have a dirty woo:

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)

I always wondered what that silly thing was for!

High cockalorum

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)

pfffft

*spang* :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)

is that a film?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)

a david david cronenberg one..with the exploding heads..just not scanners as in the one you plug into your computer

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)

The best kind of joke

requires explaining :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

^this

~~best~~ worst

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)

Ah, david david cronenberg

thanks thanks a lot.

*googles*

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

www.whatareweyourimdbreadingwhores.com

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

hahah

*click*
*click*
*click*

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)

that page would be better if it played "I Love Horses" in the background.

You know, for kids.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

Pffft.

The spangworthy hummus is strong with you tonight.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

sadly it is !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

Good!

I shall prepare the spanging pan.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

love teh scannors

(adax, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)

you spin me right round

yes , i did go outside to do this
i97.photobucket.com/albums/l240/number901/pylon-gif-1.gif

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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)

that's cool

but mahoosive!

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mookay immune to icons since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)

i had to loose about 10 frames just to get it to that size

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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

resize dimensions by 50% and watch the file size drop then type <img width=280 src="etc etc

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)

gotcha

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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)

Wooop!!!

That. Is. Ace! :D

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)

There's an outside?

Why didn't I get the memo?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

I like the scary clouds

woo to circlestrafing

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

I have to go 'raargh'

when the big cloud leaps by

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)

Argha

this reminds me of teh horror clicking any links from here

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

happy b3taday!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)

cor!

I like it, but I reckon if you made it half size, and linked to bigger, you'd make even more friends ;)

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McBadger COW, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

my brains

not that advanced , but ill look into it

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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)

no biggie to me

but there are people who will throw spears and suchlike

: )

it's still ace though!

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McBadger COW, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)

outside?

wassat?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

...

clicks

outside is big and scary...and wet

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)

This is very clever.

I like it.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)

His horse has no name...

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PhoenixBlend, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)

does his filesize have a name :)

this is very nice

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)

56k?

I think 6k is a little pedantic.

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PhoenixBlend, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)

hmmm my pc is telling me its 156k

weird

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)

Every ones having a go at me

but im sure its 56k, : (

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PhoenixBlend, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

how strange

i wouldn't worry too much. the pics well good.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)

it wasn't tho was it?

when you lie god kills a kitten

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mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)

you ninja'd it

you little muffin

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mookay immune to icons since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

i'm getting 52

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

52 here.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)

call it BIGGAR

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mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)

Size pls.

Ninja'd, thanks.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)

my horse is called Steveclipclop

:)
i don't get it but it looks very nice :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)

why can't i see 1/2 the board? :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation is your friend

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)

Because you've got them on ignore?

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Cae1, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)

hahaha

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

i don't have anyone on ignore :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

I rather like this!

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McBadger COW, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)

who is this designtailor

who knows not of optimization?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)

I'm pretty sure

those buildings are across the river from me

(The Director of Directing, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

Do you live in Bristol?

They are in Barton Hill.

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PhoenixBlend, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)

I know them well.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)

I can't believe

that you made Barton Hill flats look attractive...

but I suppose it's location, location, location.

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

squeak

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mookay immune to icons since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

Yes.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)

I had the pander fawn badge up because

of when you and mofaha thought I was a stalker/weirdo guy
But I thought "Nah, I'm not a true panderfawner" so I took it down.

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

Sorry about the delayed reply, I was in the shower!

And a nightmare fleet is like Captain Wow's pirate crew, but Volatile Serenity told me he can't be in it, so he wanted to make his own on Gaia.
So I mixed the two and made MY own. We're allys now.
Recruitment is free...*hint*

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

count me in the nightmare fleet, boyo

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)

Cool :)

What rank?

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)

Ship's Priest - Rev. Tom "Life ain't nothing but britches and honey" O'Bedlam

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)

Ok!

You can be the butler.

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)

haha

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)

are you trying to create a more exciting life than your real one on the internet aswell?

i expected better from you, tho i dont know why

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mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)

crikey looks like I'm having fun

better stamp on that quick sharp

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

LULZ

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mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)

I'll join!

Killerkitti wants to be a pirate!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)

Ok then :)

What do you want to be?

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)

Oh,

I dunno. Assign me something, cap'n. *salutes*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)

You can be the quartermistress

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

Okay.

What is that?

EDIT: Gotta go, my tutor's here. ;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)

STALKER!!

heh nings matey, how goes it?

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McBadger COW, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

Good thanks :D

Very good.
I still have a nasty cold, though.
I didn't want to go to the doctors because I HATE the doctors, so I told mum I was feeling better.
I suppose I should really come clean :(

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

you should relish the time off

that comes with a cold ;)
ooh I have some potentially good news, I shall gaz ye...

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McBadger COW, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)

*awaits*

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)

wowee!

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McBadger COW, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)

brill

see you all tomorrow
*bed*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)

can you help me to find some dark sunglasses to view this image?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)

yaay!

I can run!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)

Oh I like that

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

WTF

Rave mouse? Nice!

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PhoenixBlend, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

trouble at the free party

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mookay immune to icons since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

cross eyed laser monkey!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

Perhaps.

Depends on what you need help with, really...

(Pelle ghola, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)

how to make good banana bread

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mookay immune to icons since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)

Sorry, that's not my field of expertise.

Have this quotation from Leo Strauss' Natural Right & History instead:

"Unfortunately, it does not go without saying that in our examination we must avoid the fallacy that in the last decades has frequently been used as a substitute for the reductio ad absurdum: the reductio ad Hitlerum" (p. 42)

(Pelle ghola, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)

Engaging in this fallacy is sometimes known as playing the Nazi card...

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mookay immune to icons since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)

This is your mouse on drugs

Woo! ;)

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)

skills to pay the bills

W Y H

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

NO YOU'RE EMENIES!!!

(Pelle ghola, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

yay!

splodey

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

Hahaha

Whut?!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

ha ha i love those legs

and the grin
everything is great except for the having to use public transport bit!
WooYay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

Tube terrorist?

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

Bloody Goffs, fuck off my bus!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

that's bloody great, that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

You have a flower growing out of your sports bag

Riding a bus full of people with hay fever is a terrorist act!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)

Hahah

he looks so cheerful. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

more felt tips!

With bonus saliva used to fake a wash effect.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'OLD SAVINGS AND LOAN!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

thanks!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

I think!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

No its very good

I just like Its a wonderful life.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

teh b3ta hosting el broked?

:(
this is good (except the text) - woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

...interesting

And made me laugh out loud. Nicely drawn.

*clicks*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

lesbian ham?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

Woo!

But, I must ask, was the saliva effect intentional or unintentional? :)

(Pelle ghola, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

I was stuck in a place

with no water when I doodled it, pretty silly thing to do in the middle of the desert but there you go..

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

True dedication

to art!

(Pelle ghola, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)

indeedy

*dies*

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

nicely!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

sorry...

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

*DOUBLE SPANG*

and a side order of pfffft :)

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

^this, to the power of a billion.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

but it has that famous 80s pop duo dollar...who's "big song" i can't even fucking remember.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

'ooh l'amour'

the erasure cover?

was that them?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

yes, the bastards

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

It was indeed them

And they also did "Who Were You With In The Moonlight?", which was an utter pile of shit.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)

somebody knows too much.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

*prepares the anal spork*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

*prepares the eye watering glands*

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)

*inserts unexpected anal horse*

excellent misdirection with the spork, there :D

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

Gnnnneeeeaaaaaarrrrgggghhhh!

*prolapses*

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

Me!

I used to be a provincial DJ. Shite like that was my bread and butter.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

yes, i know

that's how come you get the pffft.

they did an appalling cover of Oh L'Amour, which may or may not be the big song you're referring to

EDIT: hang on, if you're only 20 how come you even know Dollar existed?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

Because

She's really a 50-year-old cosplaying bricklayer called Bob.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

i don't buy that

50 year olds wouldn't know Dollar existed either.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

COR!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

most of my record collection is stuff from the 60s,70 and bit from the 80s...i've seen a lot of dollar lps in my time..not that i own any.

i am an obsessive music fan and i worked in a record shop.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

heh

does that mean that, like me, you don't see the point in mp3 players that are 8GB or smaller, because you could never choose that small a portion of your collection?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

Thats me that is.

I'm sad enough to have my music collection accessible from the internet, too.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

bloke at work was trying to make out that his iPhone was better than my N95.

said "yeah, but it's got an mp3 player too..."

i scoffed and said "8GB isn't an mp3 player"

www.last.fm/user/mutster101/

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)

Ooh thats good that is.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

not so much as most of what i own is on vinyl.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)

yeah, and?

i rip vinyl to mp3 too.

go through vinyl at charity shops on a regular basis too.

i got an original pressing of Blue Monday at the weekend from Oxfam for 1.99. they obviously didn't realise what it was, haha.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)

Mine is mainly vinyl, ripped.

All my good metal and 90's indie is on vinyl. As is all my cheesy listening (from oxfam shops for sampling breakbeats).

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)

*whrrrrrrrspang*

AUTOSPANG :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

haha

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

*sharpens killing knife*

on past form, however, i should use them for hari kiri

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

Good god

a nightmere from the past

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

oh dear god...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

you love it, you slaaaaaag.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

*SPANG*

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

arf !

*click*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

They were the most unconvincing vampyric hellrisers I could imagine

especially that blond guy in the middle *points*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

oh pissed up driver, from 24 !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

Oooof!

*groans, then spangs*

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

*whrrrrrrrspang*

AUTOSPANG :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

Last one..

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

I agree with Hedgehog person on the first count

But not the second. This is top drawer stuff. Have a click.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)

Vectored b3tans. KittyVomit and Cakie so far.

Hope you don't mind. Good subjects to try!

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)

Cakie seems to be

sicking up some greens. He should get that checked out.

Lovely work.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)

Evening! :D

I just finished my profile
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=56509

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

Or we could click your name

COPIER.

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Cae1, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

SHUSH

IT WAS A GOOD IDEA

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

YOU GOT NOTHING TO LOSE

DON'T BE AFRAID TO GET DOWN!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

Get down where?

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Cae1, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

THIS IS THE STORY

OF YOUR RED RIGHT ANKLE.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

Oh.

I see

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Cae1, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

REMEMBER HOW YOU FOUND THE KEY!

I'll stop singing now. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

LOVERMAAAAN

/goes to download again

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

Allo!

It's cool.

What's a Nightmare Fleet?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

Captain Wow's ship could kick its ass

And where's the Panderfawn Club badge?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

Oh okay.

The what? Is that the illegitimate baby of a panda and a deer?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

The Badge.
Won't repost it, done that enough...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

Hahahahahah

did you make that?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)

Of course

All panderfawners may wear the badge with pride.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

Ah...

what's a panderfawner? Like...when someone's...what's that word...grooming?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

Yes

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

Not quite

More of "Being nice and complimenting towards a lady on the internet despite having neither met nor likely to meet, nor actually standing a chance of ever ever getting off with her but nevertheless continuing in hope of a little female attention".
Asking for nekkid photos is optional.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

Or to put it simply:

OMG A GIRL!
*tries to grope*

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)

Hahah

okay.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

Not enough pics of you that I've done.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

I'm not putting much in my profile.

And especially nothing from that godawful bandwagon.

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)

nice work

i have been trying and failing to vector KV for a few nights now. yours is good enough for me to stop trying :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)

Go on. do it. It will be better than my attempt.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

it won't

trust me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)

Those are just lovely

I especially like the second one

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)

surprise vector !

wahey !

thank you :D

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

A pleasure :)

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

would

n't

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

psssh !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

you're far too young for me

and i'm taken :p

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

never stopped me before*

*that is a complete lie.

and anyway who said i was intereted in you...you smell.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

i didn't say you were

i was just offering up reasons why i wouldn't :p

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

These are fabtastic!

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)

Amy is great,

I don't know that there other guy.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

I aspire to create pics like that one of you on your profile by In Vino Veritas.

That is the dogs bollocks.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

It is the model that makes it

;)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

Hehehe

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

nice work

I like it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

splendid work!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

whoa

nicely done!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

Corr.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

Fuckin sweet!

Cheers for that matey.
:D

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

subtle !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

on reflection, it's a bloody huge bellend

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

It's not that big

is it?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

erm.. you might want to get that looked at

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

* books appointment

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)

it does look rather like a toadstool

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

You mean it isn't?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)

as opposed to your sig ;)

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)

you told me you love it when i talk dirty.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)

i did?

i thought you told me you love it when i talk dirty!

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

Hahahah

subtle. Nice.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

hahahah

narrow shaft, large helmet

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

that was why I lost my job as a miner

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)

Il fume un pipe!

Et il pipe mon oncle!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

formidable!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

Got there eventually

teehee

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)

me too

perfectly done

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PhoenixBlend, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

Pfffft. Oh dear.

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FoldsFive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)

ewww

and yay!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)

Bah, I got bored trying to do a "vector" thing

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MrA, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)

proceed to the brainslug planet

and walk around not wearin' any hats

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)

It looks like a Ditto!

But green...

And you should totally carry on with that vector, looks like it's coming along well!

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)

I cant be arsed.

I like wobbly pictures of wobbly people.

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MrA, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

BRAIN GOO

....oooooooo.....wooo!

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PhoenixBlend, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)

mmm...

...slurm

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

I saw this yesterday.

It afeared me.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)

I remember that! We were at Oldham.

And weirdly, no phone signal when standing right next to it, so WTF is it doing!?

*edit* Mindpiss!!

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)

Waiting.

It's Waiting.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

There's one o' them near me in Cambridgeshire.

I'm pretty sure it's a telecoms base station of some kind, maybe for only one phone network or for satellite connections (international calls etc).

That reminds me though, has anyone heard wireless power may be possible in the near future?

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)

Oh, for sure.

There was a sign at the base (there was a big fence around it with small shed type structures and substations) saying it was owned by Orange / hutchinson Telecom.

It's some sort of uplink tower, judging by the vertical antennae and satellite antennae on it... and on a big fecking hill in the middle of nowhere would be a good place for it...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

That text format...

lolpylons?

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

There's one of those on a hill next to the M62 where it goes over the Pennines.

Aged five or so, I was more scared of it than of anything else in the world, I used to have to hide under my coat for about five miles whenever we went past it. No idea why, very odd.

(tomsk, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

^This

There's a wind turbine in Haworth that I fear as well. It's about a hundred metres tall.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

tom hanks is a bear now?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)

perhaps, and congrats on your fp

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)

*checks*

wooooooooohoooooooooooo!

*runs around room like mad thing*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)

* is that time for bed already?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)

Ahaha

childish, but made me giggle :p

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

hahahahahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

hurhurhur

poohumour *sniggers* (:

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amon - hooray :D, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)

Is this Groundhog day?

Groundhog Day

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

arghhh!!!!!!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

argh?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

arghhh!!!!!!!!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)

arhhh!!!!!!!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

Hahaha he looks it too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)

Hahahaha!!

What IS going on!? TOO MUCH HUMMUS!!

*or I've had too many drugs, choose one option...

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

you've got drugs?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

*pines for a reefer*

*realises he doesn't smoke anymore*

*naps nose to secret stash*

*waits for summer and sneaky treat*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)

Bwahahaha!

That's bloody excellent!

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

we're shopping in unison today, or something

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)

Arf!

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FoldsFive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)

PINEAPPLE CHUNKS!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)

I see no cheese or pickled onions though :(

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)

*leaves party*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

hahahaha

excellent work

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)

THANKYOU!!!

Thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou!

Very much!

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)

what for?

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FoldsFive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)

it was mentioned in a previous thread

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

Yes, see:

www.b3ta.com/board/8029753

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

Heh :)

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FoldsFive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

Pass me a chipolata;

we rilly do value your presents...

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

ha ha

Nicely done!

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PhoenixBlend, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)

hahaha

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amon - hooray :D, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)

pffffffffffffffffft!

now that is genius.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)

hahaha!

fab!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)

top!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fantastic!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)

I wanna see...

... Pinhead sat between two old biddies doing their sewing...

(The Beardy Weirdy "A day without a buzz is a day that never wuzz", Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)

i dunno...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)

Nor me?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

Heh

okay.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

You said "i dunno..."

and I said....

* oh never mind

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

I saw that but couldn't see the name because it was scrolled off the bottom of my screen

And I thought, 'is that KillerKitti, improved AGAIN?!'

and it was

Hooray. I like this a lot. 'tis a very nice style.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)

Hahah

thank you! ^.^

I had a realizations of like 'people don't have round heads. they do have chins'

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)

*hides his chinless sphereface quietly*

Yes, yes they do

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

Aww.

Okay, not everyone.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

Very nice.

Even if I do hate face piercings...

I mean, there's a piece of METAL shoved through a HOLE in your FACE. D:

Yeh, I'm incredibly squemish. It just creeps me the fuck out...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)

Erm, it could be worse, tho

you probably don't want to know..

p.a.

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)

Eurgh...

Don't even go there... -_-

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)

too late

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

Hahah

but what about like ear piercings? That's a piece of metal through a hole in your ear? Or belly button piercings? face piercings aren't that bad.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)

I suppose...

I think it's just that people know how squemish I am, and take them out and wiggle them around in front of me... -_-

Ear piercings I don't find so bad, I guess just because most of them are in the lobe, which is just a silly useless skin thing.

I take it you have face piercings then?

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

Aww

that's kinda nasty. My friend is clicking her tongue ring against her teeth and biting it. That really upsets me.

My parents won't let me. But I really want my lip and my eyebrow done. As well as plugs in my ears, but I'm not allowed. D:

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

I have no problem with it in principle.

It's just the sqemishness...

Also, I'd see no reason why you shouldn't have it done. If you don't like it then at least it heals up afterwards.

Although it's horrible when they go manky... *Bokes*

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

oh, okay.

I get it though. I can't think about it too much.

I don't see why I shouldn't either, but they say I have to wait 'till I'm 18. Gah! 3 whole years! :[

Yukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyuk

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)

Awww,

I'm sure the time'll fly by, though.

You'll have shiney bits of metal in your face before you know it! ;)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)

I hope so.

I'm on my 18th birthday I'm getting my birth certificate and heading out immediately. Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)

Well good luck with that.

rather you than me...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

IT'S TOO LATE

TO BE TRIPPING ON THE PHONE!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

I'm afraid

you've completely lost me here... -_-

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

Singing

a Good Charlotte song. Cos I'm so hardcore!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

Oooooh...

Yeh, I'm not cool enough to know Good Charlotte songs... :p

I'm more of a Kinks kind of guy...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

Hahah

I don't really like GC that much. I used to be madly in love with them. But two of their new songs are catchy. Surprisingly, so is Britny Spears' stuff. D:

Kinks is good stuff, too. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

Aw, I do feel sorry for Britney...

But I suppose she brought it all on herself...

Anyway, I'm off for the night. Toodles, Kitti. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

hahah

true.

Hokay. N'night. :]
Sweet dreams.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)

Whatabout eyebrow?

least offensive of all facial piercings

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

Don't get me wrong,

if people want to do it, they can go ahead and do it.

I just hate needles and blood and stuff...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)

Bizarrely, it wasn't the needle that made me uncomfortable whilst having it done

It was the fact that the woman doing it pressed her thumb into my eye. And didn't get why i was wincing slightly.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)

Hahahah

I saw a video of one guy getting his lip pierced and another one getting his septum. It was really funny, the guy had his finger up the boy's nose and seemed to be rummaging about in there. >.<

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)

easily ripped out, too.

/mosh pit japes 101

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)

I only had an earring nearly pulled out.

But I'm sure eyebrow piercing actually pulling out hurts worse.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

Maybe thinking about subincisions will take your mind off regular piercing.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

ARGH FUCK!

Why the hell did I Google that?! D:

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

What is?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

better described in words than pictures.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subincision

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)

ewew

ewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewew
ewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewew

*waves hands about ineffectually*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)

haha wow

"Disadvantages include the risk of surgery, which is often self-performed, and increased susceptibility to STIs. The ability to impregnate (specifically, getting sperm into the vagina) may also be decreased.

Subincisions can greatly affect urination and often require the subincised male to sit while urinating. The scrotum can be pulled up against the open urethra to quasi-complete the tube and allow "normal" urination, while a few subincised men carry a tube with them to aim with."

precisely why is that last paragraph not included with the drawbacks....?

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boris the spider, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

Carry a tube to aim with?

Hahahahahah that made me LOL and it prolly shouldn't've.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

made me laugh too

:)

NEVER BE ASHAMED OF YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR! :) i just like the image of a guy in a pub going for a piss at the urinal and whacking his todger into a tube

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boris the spider, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)

Hahah

I don't have that image. Luckily.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)

Can you get chips with that?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

Ahahahahah!

It's eww, but the line 'some subincised men carry a tube with them to aim with' made me giggle like a schoolgirl in a vibrator factory

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

It's like, you know, my cock feels pretty good the way it is, but it would feel so much better if I turned it inside out

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

Ohmigod

wait what? *makes face* *waves hands about* *doesn't know what to say*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)

Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,

what might be right for you, may not be right for some.
A man is born, he's a man of means,
then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

..but they got, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes;
it takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)

Everybody's got a special kind of story

Everybody finds a way to shine,
It don't matter that you got not alot
So what,
They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
And together we'll be fine....
Because it takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Yes it does.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)

* zomits

less of the subincisions please

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)

"meatus" has to be one of the best English words ever.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)

I second this

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

lo killer (:

your stuff continues to get betterer and betterer - parting shading is the way of the future

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amon - hooray :D, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

'lo!

Thank you! ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

Another Bargain Holiday from the Sun

Only £10 - and fun for the kids too!

Also see our Inheritance Tax guide tie in.

(Ed Parnell, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

brilliant

with a capital br...

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

plus one for you

woo!

fp now!

(sbx, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

I did summat similar...

*edit* Not that that depreciates yours, like...

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

Another good one!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)

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