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# Mushroom mushroom!


CFB
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# GOATS!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# antique d2 update


Click for bigger (111KB)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Jinkies!~
p.s this better have working steam vents and some manner of light system when completed.

p.p.s. so when C3 say's "Thank the maker! This oil bath is going to feel so good. I've got such a bad case of dust contamination, I can barely move!" he's actually referring to you.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# This is cracking!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# *snif*
he's beautiful!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# this rocks
have a prize...win win win ;)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# *burbles and bleeps with delight*
Hurry up!!!
But don't rush it!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# that's all of the awesome
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I loved this then I loved it more
soon my love will be too much to bear.
I shall sex wee my underwear
then i shall go "kaplore!


i think that onamatapedic for exploding with love
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# your skills are amazing!
was he originally some form of boiler?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# small bits of it are made from an old water tank
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# i was thinking more of the wood
it looks like an old washing boiler, they're great for converting into wine coolers and stuff
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# its only the size of tea mug
the barrel staves are wooden coffee stirrers liberated from hopwood services
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# *life size replica dream shattered*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# as i have said before
if somone wants to pay me to build a big one i will, but it will cost em.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# buy a wooden barrel on ebay and start from there.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# then you get extra clicky goodness
for dealing with tiny, fiddly pieces!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# That's
fucking ace.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Goodness! That's truly Superb!
\o/
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# WOO! he's looking splendid
will he emit steam when finished?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# some sort of smoke can be arranged
its complicated enough already
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# get one of those cold mist smoke making things
that you normally see in cheap shops and take it apart to discover it's workings, then somehow fit it in the R2 unit.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# good idea
but this will require some wiring, i was thinking of incense cones or some such
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# i'll give you a tenner for it, as it stands
very nice work sir.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# 11
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Getting more awesome all the time

This is, as they say, full of win
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# just seen the monitor in the background
he's smaller than i thought, still much of the woo though
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# hah
that's ace!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Yay!
That's fooking lully!

*click*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Superb! Keep em coming! He looks beautiful!
May I suggest, as others are giving ideas, that some of those neon style 'candle flcker' bulbs would look quite wonderful inside his innards somewhere to give the effect of some form of internal combustion, and I once got a lovely organic effect by using one of those 'love meters' that resemble 2 glass bulbs with thin glass piping between and inside and that 'bubble' when held in the hand as if boiling, and simply placed it onto a low wattage clear bulb so it bubbled constantly and cast an animated light upwards and internally, this may work here too. Also, those pond ultrasonic ionisers cum submerged lights that you can get for internal and external creation of 'water smoke' simply by dropping one in water would probably provide marvelous 'steam', tho it's heavier than air, so looks and behaves like dry ice 'disco smoke', and would also mean he could also possibly function as a room humidifier/fragrancer!

Just thinking aloud...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Err...I think it's lovely too.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# i demand links !
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Ok! :D
See halfway down for candle bulbs: www.remtrak.com/lighting/bulbs.htm

Ultrasonic indoor humidifiers: www.humidifiersdirect.com/humidifier-comparisons-sonicaire.htm

Love Meter: demo.physics.uiuc.edu/lectdemo/scripts/demo_descript.idc?DemoID=468

Up to you to find them for sale near you tho I'm afraid...


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Crazyness...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# It all makes...
... perfect sense to me
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# this isn't /links
;) clicks
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun.............

(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# wet t-shirt sense tingling...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# i'm not jumping in front of that!
EDIT: and the boos is gone so i'm off.
SEE YA YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# excellent!
my favourite furry critter in a remake of my favourite film!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Brill!
LOOKOUTSCARLET!


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# RE: Valkyrie
Thanks for drawing this earlier on :-)
Nothing is better than busty battle maidens
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Shopped images
only please.

Woo!!

P.S - I know where that image is heading :)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# copyright infringement court?

;)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Private Pyle's
younger sister!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# What has she done now?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# she's done gone a bit wacko
thinks she's british

crazy britbrit
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Pffft
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Svenno-icon
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Also, this

...'cos the firewall at work is blocking about half the images on b3ta these days. *sigh*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Mmmm fire
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Just cos...


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Another good reason for having adblock installed at work!
:)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# at least he didn't choose
to actually put a picture of her crispy cunt on there
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# True
But the use of certain anglo saxon euphemisms is frowned on by some in our office...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# yeh
i hate people who oppose my use of meat and two veg ;)

(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I thought the pic on the right was just that
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# *eats
out the box*

(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# DO NOT WANT!
especially with oat and barley clusters
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Or the dried strawberries.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# i'm suprisingly ok with that
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# nothing natural about Jordan's!


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# It's a health warning
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# strawberries?
ew.
raspberries FTW!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# You are quite right.

They're not exactly 'ew', but certainly a lesser species.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# *high fives*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# FREEEAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I AM A HUMAN BEING!!
*climbs bell tower*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Get your own belltower!
/ reloads
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# erk!
*climbs water tower*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Typical Yank:
In a tower with a gun!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# But if you're talking about dried fruit,
then none!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I have a horrendous story about this sort of thing.
The colour green (puce green), and something the size of the lid of my zippo lighter.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Tuesday Odd-Fish.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha!!
these are all the aceness!!
EDIT: i had anchovies on a pizza for dinner last week. and for breakfast too...
=)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Don't all the little hairs tickle your throat on the way down?
...or is that no longer an issue for you?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# not now it's wooden...
nah, the anchovies dissolve in your mouth!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# They do?
/re-reads
Oh, you said the ANCHOVIES dissolve. Never mind.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# haha!!
*slaps*
=)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Poor Ann Chovy
She is all of a-dither now.
Woo!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Haha! Fishist!


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Piscist!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# anchovies have a smell
a kind of smelly smell
the kind of smelly smell that smells..................smelly.......
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# This is great.
Also, I like anchovies and am indifferent to marmite.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Indifferent to marmite?
UNPOSSIBLE!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I'm a freak of nature
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Woo as always!
Did you see this yesterday? Profit opportunity!

www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=92940&in_page_id=34
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# That's very impressive technically,
but it's a copy of a photo, where's the creativity?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Go get 'em Nobby.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
#
four grand a pop though!!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Yeah.
People have no taste.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Woo!
you get me gaz?


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# YES!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# \o/


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# brilliant stuff !
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# ^
loving this webcomic
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Anchovies are pretty horrible...
...but I don't know any personally!

great as usual
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# this is good
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Brilliant!
We're not worthy! *genuflects* :)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Mr Blue vs Mr green part XX
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# It's just like Roadrunner
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# only more smoothly animated.
Woo!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Is that 'How Goatse is made'
Most woo!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Stick Men
are 70% more likely to die before the age of 30 than fully-drawn characters. It's a sad fact.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# It's true.
Pyro Man!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# ouch!!
arf!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Hahaha
I find this strangely compelling.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Haha, this reminds me of Koits traffic light wars.
But with more painty goodness.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# damn you, blue man!
luring green man to his death like that!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I'm so, so sorry.


Bad joke, bad execution.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Is it wrong that I laughed like a 'tard?



(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# laugh no
but like a tard yes
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I was gonna say 'loon'
is it was REALLY HARD LAUGH.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# That boat looks like
a banana

racist!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# well i like it
even if you are taking photos of the sun you bad bad bad person
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I didn't take a photo,
I robbed it from the Sky News website.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# but that's like
supporting terrorism by buying pirated jelly babies. it's evil, and doesn't get you a reprieve
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# oh dear
that's very funny!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Victor the Vector's brother, Malcolm.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# cool!!
i like these...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Is that flying toward me?
Or away from me?

* ducks!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# *sauce a l'oranges*
;)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# *drools*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# That *was* just for you, lovely....
:)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Mmm!
Sticks around...

* whack!
Ow, my head...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# quick!
get his wallet- change purse?!
*leaves it*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Leave my Hello Kitty change purse alone!
...you mean MAN!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# no worries sweetheart!
=)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# That
is very good indeed sir.

More!

(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Ooooh, blimey!
They're ace!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Oooooh! =]
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I am very liking of these
reminds me of all the Warp stuff
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
#
Warp stuff?

/Alzheimer's blog
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Warp Records
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Ahh - very cool. Not come across those before.
But it's very Bauhaus, which is where I'm sort of coming from. Possibly.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Arty-farty!
nice.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# thats the alternate boss on the first level of Lylat wars
AICMFP
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Goodness - I have no clue whatsoever about that of which you speak.
I'm really sorry. :(
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Nintendo 64 game
it was awesome.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Ah.
Okey Doke. Ta, in that case.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# have we got clearence clarence? roger, roger, whats our vector victor?
and so on and so on
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# It happens ALL the time...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# It was clearly out of order
pfft...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Fucking laptops
Who the fuck do they think they are calling everybody!!


nice.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# haha!!
he should've put the little bastard in it's place!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Fantastic
I like this!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# he can't dance for shit

OOO! IIIT! OOO! IIIT!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Yays
Where's Stephen Hawkings?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# And where is the man in swimming trunks?
And Condoleza Rice?
This is most odd.
Edit: And where is Mediocre?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# There's more than one of him?



(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Yes stupid!
Sheesh how do you think he fights crime so efficiently if there's only one of him?!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# i thought he used his
SCIENCE!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# SCIENCE vs CRIME
there can only be one winner!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# we may as well just leave our doors unlocked so they don't get broken then...
;)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Ahh ...but if was to clone himself,
he would remove the gene which contains the motor neurone disease,become normal and just use that one, becoming the cleverest man in the world and able walk!!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Who said anything about cloning!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Me.
He's clever you know,I sure he would have cloned himself so there was more than one, as you stated earlier.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# /Replace/ the faulty motor neurone disease gene. Not remove, or he wouldn't have any muscles...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# He'd know how to do it!
I was merely suggesting it.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# EXTERMINATED
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Here he is!
Photobucket
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Yes, doesn't it
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# who's that sexy on the dancefloor?
mm mmm, that's some fine piece of steely ass.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
#
steely polycarbide
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# funkah dalek!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# wiggle it
just a little bit
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# DO THE ROBOT.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Woo!
I just been watching some Daleks too!

~Destiny of the Daleks
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Throw some shapes, dalek!
dalek!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Woo!



(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# that's no disco ball
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Stompy stormtroopers!
No MSN today?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# no, no pancaykes neither
no pancaykes neither*gnashes*

EDIT: They're from Ghana C];0D


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Wonderful!
most ace Dave
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# awesome-o-pard is still asleep.
still aspleep.

the story so far - www.tommilsom.com/comics/awesomeopard/001.html

I love you the mostest ^_^
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I love me more
woo.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# WHERE'S MY CD?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# why do you think you deserve one?
They'll be available in a week or so *hug*

edit: and if you think live music is so darned spiffy, you'd better be there next tuesday at The George, opposite the Royal Courts of Justice, on The Strand, when I shall be performing three songs and doing funny things... LIVE!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# GLEE :D
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# JESSIE! *curls round neck*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# *prepares to choke*
Oooh! gentle curling, nice touch!

'lo you, how's it going?

Edit: *scratches behind ears*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# no bad no bad
bloody work keeps me off here mostly these days though.

how's your fine self?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# MINKSTER!!
i was just thinking about text stalking you tonight!
;)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# but but
it's pancake night!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# oh yes...
do you heathens do that?
i'll wait another day...
thursday perhaps..
;D
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I SPY A BALLOON KITTY ^_^
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# *restrains*
=)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# OH SHIT! BEING RESTRAINED! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
*is restrained*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# bwhahahaha!!
right everyone, 50p a go!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Since when have I had a price increase?!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# since you had that back, sack and crack wax!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# O YEA
LOL

that was unintentional, but nonetheless, woo!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# you, love me?
*stalks*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
#
*petals*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
#
*stems*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
#
*pollenates*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
#
*buds*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
#
*prunes*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# *bums*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# crikey! two awesome-o-pards in one day
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Very good!
(although, if the upper-right panel is what I think it is, then bad! very bad!)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# pray to the burger

Been wanting to put wings on a burger ever since I saw this post. Dunno why.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# pffft!
holy burger.. does it have swiss cheese too?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Ah Swiss cheese
The neutural cheese.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Hiding in mountains counting Nazi gold
/hull
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Making it's chocolate and it's clocks
shouting 'Richolla' into the hillsides.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Uh-oh... Apostrophe police
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# heheh good point:P
But it you're making it I should point out technially a country is a she:P
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# The holiest of cheeses!
\o/
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Or is it the cheesiest of holes?!:O
not counting ivesb's japs eye:P
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *unzips*
it's like edam now!
look!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Yes
Red rind. Astonishing. It looks more like baby bel to me though.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# hang on...
*fluffs*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I heard that fluffers were put out of busines with the advent of Viagra.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# i'm old school...
now get back down there
*shoves*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# you watch too much Q.I
not that that's a bad thing
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# No I read my P45:P
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# heheh
that'd look good on a portfolio, wouldn't it?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Pray to the burger shot.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# *loads twelve bore
fly my little beauty fly.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# *primes Blunderbuss*
mind if i join you?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# *readies anti-tank missile*
What ho!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# *sets Nuclear sub co-ordinates*
well hellooooo
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# our burger, who art in heaven
hallowed be thy cheese.
thy pickles come,
thy patty be done,
on plain, as it is on sesame seed
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# haha!!
i did a little lol!
now i have to clean it up...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# dirty boy
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# For thine is the relish,
The mayo and the ketchup
For ever and ever
You Got It!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
nice finish

EDIT: i'm lovin' it!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# *high fives*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# *returns*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Hail Mayo
Full of grease
The Lard is with thee
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# pfff!
wmy didn't i thnk of that? oh yeah, i'm not catholic* ;)

*i'm an atheist
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Lettuce and bacon
on sourdough bread,
but don't give us tomato,
as we abhor tomato with lettuce.
And leave it not too long on the grill,
But deliver it medium-rare.

For thou art most juicy, fragrant, and tasty,
now and forever.

Nom nom.

(Edit: that took far too long to compose.)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# i'm naturally gifted
in the bullshit poetry area of the brain
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Bullshit poetry is the best poetry
Screw all that crap about dandelions and meadows.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# screw it hard.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# next time i go to walkabout
i'm getting the kangaroo burger
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# good afternoon
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# haha!!
thats how i want to go!
=)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Huzzah!
*trawls this out*



(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# no pancaykes for Hatty, this year
this yearC]}:0(


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# poor you
*offers maple syrup-soaked pancake*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I had my heart set on maple syrup this year
First time ever...but couldn't find any in Asda!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# i bought some
a few months ago. i only tend to use it for pancakes or for my favourite breakfast of waffles. blueberries, whipped cream and lots of maple syrup.

oh no, the drooling is threatening to fuse m keboard!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I use a bit at work for porridge
But I've never owned a bottle myself

...I may have to try the shop around the corner
*gets hopes up again*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# what about ice cream???
you deprive your ice cream of syrup??
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# i don't eat ice cream any more
it hurts!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# are you sure you're eating it properly?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# yes
but my stomach can't handle it
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# booo
free stomach transplants for all
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# and a turkey in every shoe
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Hatty


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# why ever not?!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# is


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# can't you have a pancake with nothing on it?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Oh no!
How come?!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Fatty


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# But pancakes aren't bad for you!
Just go with healthier toppings?!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# nope
salad for tea


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# NO!
i forbid this! salad is evil and must be stopped! as your new doctor* i order you to eat 12 pancakes immediately and wash them down with at least 4 pints

*not really a doctor
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I love you, Doctor!
Doctor!

(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# as you should
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# 'k
Well I hope it's a nice one

*hugs*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# fankoo!
*hugs*


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# i completely forgot about that.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# yay!
i had pancakes for breakfast with lemon juice and maple syrup. mmmm, them's tasty!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I'm going to make an entirely pancake-centred dinner.
Kind of enchilada-like, with sweet pancakes to follow.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# i did that last year
i filled them with chicken and bacon in bechamel sauce and had chocolate ones for dessert. i was almost sick ;)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# This doesn't bode well.
I'm filling them with something like chilli, then more tomato sauce on top and cheese, and in the oven for a bit.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# chilli is fine
just make sure you've got something with a sharp taste to cut through the stodge
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I should be alright, I like a bit of stodge.
I can always give it a squeeze of lemon if i get desperate.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# lime goes great with chilli
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Good plan.
I just bought some blood oranges, lemons and limes for the sweet pancakes.
It's all coming together.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# blood oranges?
i haven't had them since i was 8!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I'm just going to have pancakes
Probably finish with a toffee sauce and raspberry one, but other than that- sweet or savoury I don't care, long as its a pancake o/
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I was going to have pancakes with brown sugar and orange juice,
but I completely forgot to buy any citrus fruits.
I may have to go back to the market.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Do it!
Sprinkled sugar and juice of an orange, or lemon (I bought some limes this year!) squeezed on

BLISS
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# That's the way I always used to have them.
That will be my pudding.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# sugar and lemon
is how my mum still does them. she has yet to discover the joys of maple syrup
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Huzzah!
Tomorrow's Hash Wednesday!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Phew
Thanks for reminding us!
(I didn't realise it's Shrove Tuesday today!).
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# brill!
i forgot to woo that portfuji earlier too!!
=D
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Another beauty!
Good skillzozrzz, sir
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Another masterpiece!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# nicely
i'd like to see this, we could do with a couple of those over here.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# DO LONDON BRIDGE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YOIK
Because they're always buying it - might as well let them have it for a while.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Well the Australians have already bought Tower Bridge
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Hooray!
Good w**k!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Well, part-exchanged it, really.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# They'd have to re-arrange it a bit... plus they would be getting the one they thought they were having!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Poor sod.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# BBQ!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Am i missing summat ?
is that a WTFOAP
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# no
it's a diawoawtf

edit: that would be diapoawtf
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# ah ha
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Kill it!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# with death rays
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Covered in AIDS
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# too big for a hand bag!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# TJ:
In Star Trek, who were those aliens that looked like bald women with scabby scalps?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Ferengi?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# No, more humanoid features.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# cardassians probably
they look a bit like i always imagined roald dahl's witches
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# most of them.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# vidiians
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# which series?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Winnar!
Ultra-trek response!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# erk!
*flees*
*screams 'beam me up' into star trek badge*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Now he never actually said beam me up
*zips anorak up to neck*
*pulls up hood*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# i know.
i did..

pfft!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# a fixer-upper

This one went wrong yesterday and I didn't post it.
I kind-of fixed it up just to say hello really because I have a workings today and can't play much :(
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# And yet it's one of my favourite things you've ever done.
Howdy!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# You again, eh?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# you've got an extra space in your name, imitator
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# oh dear
the fan club's in....
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I love the way you constantly tweak your own style all the time.
This is really great.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Nicely sah!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# this is great.
you style is so great i can tell it's done by you before i see your 'name'!!
=D
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)

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