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[challenge entry] Ta daaa!


Poor little fella, only came in for a trim...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# 'squee' 'squee' 'squee'
this is frighteningly cute!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# i made a much poorer version of this, with the same source
many moons ago, but of course, i cant find it now.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I WANT ONE
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
FURRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Hi 'board. Bindun? Dunno...
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# This made me do a lol
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# i like your horse
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Arf!
Good newbie!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Hahah
what!?


*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# :D this is acceptable!
But also:

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# i should really make
a seams horse for such occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# seamhorse!?
hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I made one!

Click for epicly huge
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I
want there to be lots of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Yes, this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# :D this is excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# \o/
I like to think the seams make this one!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# pantera
ftw. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Excellent compo that!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I love you for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# It's his expression
that makes that picture
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# The other one I did,
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Edit: Bugger.
Edit2: There!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# That's actually
a pretty good album.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# S'not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# :D this is very alluring.
I yakmated SmashMonkey last night. I was the boy. She died.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# woooooooo!
ghost yak's gonna get ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# HELLO!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# hello!
i am a little hungover today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Hello.
I am a little woman in jimjams today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# *hires Leslie Philips*
Ding Dong
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# \o/
However, different jim jams to the ones I slept in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# wait
you're not one of them scalls who has a pair of PJs they wear to go out in are you?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Fuck off am I.
No, I just have many sets, and like to wear them round the house.

Last night I wore tartan ones and silk top thing, now it's DIFFERENT tartan ones with jersey top thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# You changed out of your PJs,
and into your PJs?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I can not now
nor have ever been able to, wear a stitch in bed. However when I get out of it and don't have to see people I like nothing better than to lounge all day in sweat pants and tee.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ugh
i can't wear clothing in bed, it just makes me feel hot and restricted.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# i feel weird sleeping naked
(when alone)
but can't wear more than a t-shirt and boxers,and sometimes the tee is too much
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# *frots self slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I need to keep my socks on. But that's it.
I am every girls dream, aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# i always sleep naked
unless my nephew is staying. i keep the blinds drawn much of the day, so i sometimes don't get dressed at all until afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Hi.
I'm the repair man. What time should I call with my huge 'toolbox'?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# hmmm
*checks calendar*
i can slot you in at 10.30, the milkman should have left by then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# excellent.
your camera crew or mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# mine are used to it
and have spuffguards on their cameras
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I can, we've got a draughty bedroom.
I've worn a bobble hat in bed before now.

*sexy as fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# i've worn a pair of mickey mouse ears in bed
but that's another story....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Everyone come in my room to get towels and shizz in the morning
so i couldn't if i wanted to.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# you're not riverghost
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I know i'm not.
Should i be?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# do you also run a B&B?
and can people not keep their towels in their own rooms (except your sis, that'd be a health hazard)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# It depends on how hot I am.
Sometimes the boxers are just too much.
/tmi
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# caewan said
you're not the hottest person he's ever shared a room with
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Make lots of them.
And then we shall make them into something we are short of. Or we shall farm them for women / scarabs / divers / what ever the rest is incase they damage their legs / what ever the rest is.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# You speak nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# You tell him.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Seams?
I see none.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# SEXEH.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# The little soft ripples
in her hip really get to me. In a sexy way.

Even as she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# CAN'T TALK NOW.
Fwapping, K?

ok, Not that sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Excellent.
Right, it's been 28 hours since I last ate. I am still (!!) not hungry, but I'm going to force myself now. Rice and turkey or fish finger sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Rice and turkey.
Because its got rice and turkey in it. innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# rice and turkey
sounds sexah.
also cooking always improves your appetite
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# fish and turkey
or 'fishky', as they call it in Russia
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# You made me laugh like a simpleton then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
#
a simpletonthe simpleton i am
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I am fucking amazingly intelligent
sodding beautiful, a master of disguise, a sexual genius and empress of the everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# didn't say you weren't
you can still be simple though :P
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I am only simple
in the way that I am simply marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# rice and turkey
because last night I cleaned off the chicken carcass and got loads of meat. Flash fried it with onions, cherry toms, soy and hoi sin sauce and chucked in some pre-cooked egg-fried rice and it was heavenly. I wish I could eat it again but you will have to have similar by proxy for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Nah, it shall be grilled turkey
and steamed rice and veggies.

/fat free. Well, my body's obviously decided I'm on a diet, I'm not arguing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# awaits
alluring pictures ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# MY TUMMY RUMBLED!
I'M NOT GOING TO DIE!

I'm not getting up yet hough, manwife is currently in the kitchen crashing around (washing up).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# that's just fucked up.
I don't agree with women in the kitchen when there is food to be created but I at least have the decency to allow her in to fill the dishwasher. Its only fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I can't wash up, I break things and hurt myself.
I'm a culinary ace, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Aww.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# you better be!
I'm already thinking of buying you an exorcism for your birthday. I have no issue with women cooking, as long as they understand that it's a hobby that they better not try in my kitchen. *pats on head* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# That is 'smashing'.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Have
/obligatory

Wooness!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# heheh
ta!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# That's very nice, that is!
A bit of a departure from your usual style, isn't it?
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# thank ya!
yeah i've been trying new things :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Yay! Nice shading.
Hello there rev :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# hello sir!
:) hows you??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Well, thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Cor!
That's a bit cool!

Heheh :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# thank ya miss!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# my two-year old just saw and said:
dragon! Rarr!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Today the postman delivered my Burning Witch reissue 2CD, and I smiled.
What's made you smile today?


(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# nothing's made me smile for months
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Not even a unicorn.... with AIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# not even me?
i thought you loved me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# You are an Emo.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Homemade literotica from a friend.
Who has an excellent way with words.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# also: freakpower.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I'm good at stuff like that.
"... and as I placed the analgesic carefully into her half open mouth she woke with a start and spluttered "What the fuck are you doing now weirdo?"
I dodge the barrage of white pills hurtling my way and smile ruefully "I'm just giving you some painkillers my sweetheart"
Glaring at me she spat " But I don't have a headache"
Inner joy. I win. "Good, any chance of a fuck then you dried up, miserable cunt?"

ahh, love.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Very true :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Seriously, that's the sexiest thing I've ever read.
I may tattoo it on my forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# pfft
just a variation of an old Chubby Brown joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# A polish man getting pissed off that i couldn't find him any
Cabbage in a jar.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Did he want it for dusting?
Ba-dum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# He called it "Cabhedge"
We only do red cabbage.

also i don't understand your joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Polish: someone from Poland
Polish: in a can, used for dusting and polishing....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Ha he tried
fresh cabbage attached to a cabbage?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# It might h ave been. i don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# what made me smile
was the discovery of 8 extra Stella when I thought I only had 4 left. That was followed by Birmingham getting a last gasp penalty to draw 2-2 with Arsenal. That made me glee like a loon. And now I'm pissed again so I can't stop smiling. Roll on the Man Utd match. Haha. Keegan, NO, you don't have a clue!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Beer get!
Nice work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Did you watch the game?
How bad was the Taylor challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Couldn't see it in real time match footage.
and Sky said it was too horrific to show again.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Awesomeness!
Me thinks I may see if it is on youtube yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I'm not so sure
as I had it on in the other room and only glanced in as I collected beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Half of me really wants to see the injury
and half of me really really doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I'm looking for pictures, google is letting me down

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# The latest Billie the Vision and the Dancers record.
But what is not making me happy is being unable to find the new Elbow album yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I hate not getting records :(
I'm still hoping my Earth/Tribes of Neurot 7" comes soon. I doubt it will, it's been over a month now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Yeah,
It isnt out till March but I have seen a couple of supposed torrents for it, but theyre on the pay sites and I refuse to pay for stealing music!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Too right!
Who the hell are these bands/people?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Well Billie the Vision are a swedish folk pop band who make
very pretty music and Elbow are a band from Manchester who make lovely Indie music.

See here:
Billie the Vision: youtube.com/watch?v=TsuXEuD5ckU

Elbow: youtube.com/watch?v=lbxBco1D2Rc
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# there are torrent sites you have to pay to use?
fucking hell, are people really that stupid?

Why not just buy the cds?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Yeah, they are shite!
But they do seem to have lots of stuff on there. I dont know if its real though....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I think you can safely assume you wouldn't get a refund
if it was ripped at a shit bit rate/wasn't the correct tracklisting/didn't have the artwork/didn't provide the nice people in the band with any money to make further records/wasn't actually elbow at all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Aye!
Although, it appears that I have found one on mininova now

*waits for it to download to find out that it is a shit copy of the last Cheeky Girls album*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# i was up late this morning talking to a pretty girl :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Not funny, West Yorkshire Police
(I helped save b3ta! timhalbert club sandwiches, not seals, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# ....ok?
Good afternoon /board people.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I am smashing thanks.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# i am le tired thanks.
Just back from work.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# rawr!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Sorry...
:]

EDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/8092869
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8092872

you?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Silly callum is getting confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# TIBET IS NOW CHINA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Good noon.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Kermit the frogman!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# rawr!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# AAAHHH
And I was expecting it, too!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Hahahah
^.^

How are you this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I am good.
Last night, one of the characters in the play I saw made a reference to france, and I said "FRENCH!" a little bit too loud :S
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# spamalot?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Ahahah
That's awesome! What play did you see?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# It's a play some of the sixth form students put on.
They wrote it themselves :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Oooh hahah
That's cool.

D'you remember we were talking about the pen pal last night? I talked to mofaha, and if you'd actually want to do that, he said it was fine. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Really!?
Wow that'd be awesome :D
I'll talk to mofaha about it :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Hahah
yay!
Cos we was chatting last night while watching crap TV, and I asked if it would be okay. He said it's fine as long as you don't show up at our door. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Well I don't think I could get there to be honest!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] The clues were always there...
... it was an a'tache case after all...

Pulp Fiction
(Mr.T Stopped licking the lid of life on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Arf!
Sams face at the end makes that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# howdy cap'n
either my hayfever's started early, or my immune system kicked in. either way my nose feels less blocked (may have something to do with expelling my frontal lobe through my nose in the shower this morn)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Oioi
Did you have some benadryl?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# yeh i did,
will see how i feel in a couple of hours.
if it all goes downhill again i'll start popping three a day like i do over the summer
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hope you're ok, sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# meh
it's no worse than a mild cold, won't stop me drinking
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I should think not.
I'd hope a sever facial beating that resulted in the loss of a few teeth would still not be enough to make you think about stopping drinking. Surely that's why straws were invented?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# my uncle broke his jaw as a student
didn't stop drinking, just used a straw and carried wire cutters around with him in case he started chucking.

was a bit worried about his behaviour when it took the docs 2 hours to unwire his jaw when it was healed
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# proper man
I think I like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# sorry for the TJ.
I noticed you seemed to like this so I thought you'd like a big version ( i use it on my desktop, not that I suggest you do the same.

zootcadillac.deviantart.com/art/Feathers-74791070
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# oooooh excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# the secret revealed
ace movie
nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# heh YES!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Ahahahahaha!
Fantastic! :D
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Ahahahahahah
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# S'up!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Ello!
How're you this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Its afternoons.
www.b3ta.com/board/8092872

and you?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Here it's nearly 11am
I'm just up out of bed. Lazy cos I'm sick. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# bugger.
i posted this further up too.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Hahah
poor thing. You're getting all confused.


are you a bit slow?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# heh
(chippy time travel agents, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# hehe
Good excuse for a pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Marvellously silly.
As said above, Jackson's face at the bottom makes it.

Posted my own theory about the contents of the case on here a while ago:

www.b3ta.com/links/110791

Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I knew it!
Utter genius sir
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# This here
is quite funny.
(Keithcrash The Magniloquent Pulchritudinous Thaumaturge, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)
# first attempt at the moving background
mind the seams :)

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Surfin USAAAAAAAAAA
Ace!

edit: the 3 key is about the e key, sod off if you saw my typnig error.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# typnig error?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Ohhhhh fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Great stuff Rosey!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# certainly not bad
maybe if there was some sort of wake it would look more like it was on the water
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# wake?
funeral tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Reminds me of that
fake base jumping vid in this weeks newsletter, except yours looks more real!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# it was fake?
*takes another look*
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Oops...
I'm just assuming it was? The first (yellow) guy looked like it was straight out of a computer game!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Yeah,
some of it did look quite fake but if it isnt, them guys are lunatics!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# And able to defy
physics!

Unless there's some extremely creative camera trickery, some of that stuff is impossible.

Great vid though either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# it's squirrel suits
they let you direct yourself more in the air than just arms and legs alone.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Oh, I get that...
Direction isn't the issue, it's the distance sideways without descent that doesn't look real.

Like I say, may well be tho with just dead good camera trickery...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# better than my attempts!
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# can't see anything wrong with that!
good work :)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# enjoy


cfslightlyb
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Hehehe!
I've just shopped a fringe onto myself (VERY poorly, I might add) to double check before I have it done on Thursday. Still want it. Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# do we get to voice an opinion?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Not on the shittily shopped picture
but below there's a link to where I've seen the one I want.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Emo sweepover fringe?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Nope, straight across the forehead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAtyunatwqc

First girl you see in this. EXACTLY like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I'll shop it if
you'd like me to. Just need your headshot ( no counterstrike jokes )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Nah, I've already done it. Thanks though!
It was pathetic as I took literally 3 or 4 minutes but zoom out enough to the point of where it doesn't matter and I'm happy.

It's going to be a whole new me, this year. Fringe and 50s style hornrimmed glasses OR contacts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# UGLY BETTY!
( who is far from ugly )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Ah yes.
Only in America could they get a pretty person to be called Ugly Betty....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I think that
there has always been a plan for the ugly duckling to become a swan at some point. You'd struggle to do that if you started out with a trout faced harridan like Billie Piper.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Yeah, Im sure youre right.
Still though....typically american :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# yeh
think the point is also that it's more the reaction of the "beautiful" people towards her than her actual image
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I find Yank bashing a fruitless excercise.
the dumb cunts never notice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# THIS.
See? Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# BOWL CUT!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# :D yeah a bit.
But I've never had one before.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Im not sure on them to be honest with you.
I think they really suit some people, but others look lame. But as you said, youve shopped yourself so youll be happy with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# If not, hair always grows.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# This is true.
Im sorry if I sounded off then. Im in a bad mood today.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# It's alright dude!
Everytin be irie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I forbid it!
Don't ruin nice hair, 'kay. Else I'll strop!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# The rest will still be unruly
Never you fear. But I've got a very high forehead and I feel a bit *slaps forehead repeatedly* James Van Der Beek.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# *rolls around*
I reserve the right to pinch you really hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# NO!
I shall set people on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I shall seduce them and raise an army of people to pinch/nip/chinese burn you!
:) I'm so fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I WILL DESTROY YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# But I'm a delicate blossom :(
You wouldn't hurt me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I would.
It would excite me sexually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# *finds collection of masks*
How about this, babe?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Phwoar. You are so hot/excellent/female/wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# ...Yes!
Wait... What?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Lynham/sticky/hard like plastic.
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I'll take 1 of each.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# That will cost you
all the money in your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# £4.
Done deal.

*prepares*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# This whole, engage the capt' in long convos thing to bump her up to 40000 posts is going really well.
*talks to the wizards*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# "You ready honey?
I'm wearing the Clive Anderson mask"
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# *legs open instinctively*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# You know that Clive Anderson?
That's your mum that is.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Rubbish
my mum's a biffa bin aparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# You came out of a Biffa bin?
I always thought you were trash....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Ouwch!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Woo for geek jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Impressif
Well done, my man
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# slightly bigger eye holes perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# *embassy*
This is bloody ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# alternatively

and with that, I'm off out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Well that's sorted me out for nightmares tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# AAURRUAURRUAURURAURUR
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# they'll be back and in greater numbers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# only
if they form a coalition govt
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Oh thatll sound really nice....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# /gaffi stick
/repeating frame.

I like both options.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# they usually only queue in single file to vote
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# HAHAHA oh fuck me
you funny cunt
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:22, archived)
# hehehe
yay
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Oh yes!
Ace as usual.
*Click*

/EDIT - Plus I always appreciate some good tagging.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# hahahahaha!
spills tea, burns embassy
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Sooo smoooth
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# haha
you are never going to be surpassed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# no
i refuse to follow the orders of that poster
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Stoppit
you are too good and make the rest of us look bad
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha woo!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Frantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# HAPPY TOAST FOR MAYOR.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Hahah
Flipping wonderful that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# very
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)
# perfect oh for the love of god
that's funny as hell
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:22, archived)
[challenge entry] ...overweight glob of grease
(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Crikey, what!
Edit: I seem to have become obsessed with Iron Maiden - Wasted Years.
Edit, edit: also to this game: www.candystand.com/uk/play.do?id=18047
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# cor
good game, that

'edit' huzzah, made the top 10!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# reminds me of the family guy special
with cleveland as R2D2
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Um, I reposted my entry in another thread, but it's since been deleted! Urgh.
so i'll squat in here instead.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Haha nice
but noone will ever see it down here :(
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Badum-tishhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# :D excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Ta very much!
Loving your vectors btw...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Thank you!
Are you sure you mean me? I've only done two.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# But they're both good!
I tried my hand at vectoring the other night and suddenly realised the effort they require!
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# It's not a quick sport, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# did you now?
you should try your hand at pixel based cell shade tracing like everyone else does, because those are a piece of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Pffff, you're such a cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# haha
is this supposed to be a revelation? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Whoodywhateh?
I'm having a slow day today.

Edit:

Fuck ME I need this. www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9506820
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# That would be a mighty cool thing to wear on Halloween
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Fuck Halloween.
That would be a mighty cool thing to wear full stop.

If I could go back in time and get that latex Nazi uniform they'd go perfectly.

The guy does the Kroenen mask as well. I love this guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Well why don't you marry him!?
/unprovoked anger

I think you should find the current doctor (you'd bloody love that) and ask to borrow the TARDIS.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Mmmmm Doctor in mask.
Make him all angry and then restrain him in some sort of alien dungeon and teach him a lesson.

Sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# wait a few months
til martha's back with him
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Shudders...
YES. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Kinky
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I love masks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Are they not the same thing?
granted, "cell shading" is using raster type graphics, but it's the same principle, right?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# not remotely the same
one is painting pixels and the other is creating vector work paths and groups to create a mathematical based formula in a placeholder to generate an image.


Click for bigger (110KB) Cell shading



Click for bigger (137KB)Vector.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Is she about to give the snufflupagus a blow job?
(:D woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hehe
She's whatever you want.
( and sorry I missed off half my post )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Ahh I see!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# ho-di-ho
pedant!
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# ...nice
Random but lovable
(AlphaSignal3 --Is wondering where all his cookies went, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# /mictolink
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Hahah
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Tee hee
Photobucket
(TallJim, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# :D
This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha unexpected snort
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# superior work, sir
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Hahah! The crazy fool!
He has lips tattooed under his moustache!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# this...
explains alot.

Woosome work :)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# i was rather hoping for an existing thread to dump this in

but it seems awful quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# oooh
i had an IKEA idea the other day, may do it this weekend ashually

edit: also love the language used in this 60s beeb is so quaint
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# nicely done
i miss going to ikea :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I can relate to this...
I believe Ikea now do a "Hjalle 9000" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# "Open the APPLÅD beige door, HAL"
(chippy time travel agents, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Lolz
Reminds me of getting lost in the one in Bristol trying to find our way out after buying 1 blinking lightbulb
(AlphaSignal3 --Is wondering where all his cookies went, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
#
I'de return it for one that doesn't blink
(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] beardyroyals
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# woo
is the queen mum wearing the same tache as the pic below?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Sure
is
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# would, have, would consider
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# regiphile, necrophile, homophile
now you just need to "would" to a picture of a child to complete the set!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Sounds like the Ultimate Guestion.
Necro, Copro or Bestia.




(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# haha what's a copro?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Coprophilia.
Shitplay. Eating, mainly.


Google Image Search. You have been warned:


images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4ADBF_enGB247GB247&q=coprophilia&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

Edit: TJ: I have just had a realisation. Over the past few days I haven't been very hungry. Thursday I had a sandwich at lunch, and yesterday at 10 past 12 I finished my second sandwich.

I am still not yet hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# oh dear god!
"thanks"

btw you're probably pregnant if you're off your food

edit - actually scratch that, i think it's the Coprophilia pics, i'm strangely off my food too now
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# No, nothing turns me off eating.
And I've seen coprophilia live, pictures wouldn't do anything anyway.


Fuck. Pregnancy test this afternoon then (quite insanely fertile).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# live?
how come? (i know i'm gonna regret asking!)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Bondage clubnight, Londres.
Toilets.

There was quite a crowd, but I'm short so I can tend to muscle in under people's elbows. I had a watch, cheered at the appropriate places and then went off to find the dark room.

Sometimes I still wish I was a teenager. But now I have MORTGAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# sheesh, you look so innocent too
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
That rather tickled me.

Also, pwnt gutted :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Bloody hell. If I am, I am
but this is a bad time, financially.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Call it Sam.
Sam is a good name for a child.

OK, so we've decided on Sam? Cool. Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Sam is a lovely name.
But if it's a boy he's being called Abbott.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# We've already decided! >:(
Don't call the poor kid Abbott! I'll have to rip on him then :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# BUT
I want to.

Dylan is the other choice. No, not after Bob. After the rabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Dylan, as in Dylan Carlson.
Right, so we've decided, Sam or Dylan. Cool. Cool.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Abbott is still on the table.
Or THOR but manwife won't let me call him THOR.


Yes, it'd all be in capitals.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# DEATH STEED.
THE MARAUDER.
LUCIFER MCSADDLE-WHIPPIN'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Not Lucifer.
ODIN is another good one.

Or FLASH. AAAAAH.

AAAAH. would be his middle name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I still think Sam.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# It's getting a bit tight over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# but the rabbit
was named after Zimmerman
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Dont ruin my childhood.
You'll be telling me Bertha was used to make Zyklon B next.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# sorry
but Mr Thompson was a fan I think.
he was also one of the most prominent stoners at the time of the roundabout.

anyways, if you truly want your childhood ruined watch the film
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# *chuffs*
I will never watch that film. All the no in the world wouldn't suffice. Like the latest Transformers movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Haha! I am notoriously scathing in my
opinion of movies. ( watched Rambo to the end last night, utter shite )
But I have to say that I changed my mind with transformers. When I first got it on a dodgy cam realease I watched it pissed and was not impressed. Having the kids over this week we bought the DVD and it was suprisingly good. I'd not be so dismissive were I you.
I also watched 'In the name of the king' and even though it is another Uwe Boll based on a computer game ( one I love ) I quite enjoyed it. But what Jason Statham and Ray Liotta are doing risking their careers with Boll I'll never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Hmmmmm
I'm still not sure.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# It's quite exciting really
and very upsetting when bumblebee has his feet ripped off but still goes back to fight. I think you'll love it. Makes a kid of you all over again. Well, it did me. I'm gonna watch it again now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Connor.
Connor is the name of choice, or some other equally cool gaélic name. Craig is also good. And Callum. ( stop me, I seem to be stuck typing random names ), and Hagar. Hagar is fucking cool, but he better not be a shortarse.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Connor is the name of several friends' sons.
And there's a Callum already.

Not bloody Hagar.

If I have a boy, chances are he will be very tall as Manwife's about 6ft 1 and my dad's 6ft4. Manwife's grandpa was also about 6ft6.

The women in my family and his are all very short though (I'm the tallest one in mine, and I'm just a few mm under 5ft4) so our daughters will probably be titches.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# aww, you glossed over Craig.
Connor is my boy's name ( as was always the plan with my first born, however as I was not there or aware of my first born until he was 17 it became the name of my second born {I fucking hope that's all of them})
Craig is mine. My mother is called Morag, which is gaélic for Sarah, which is nice, but Morag sounds a bit sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I used to have a cat called Morag.
She's still alive but my parents have her. She's much nicer if you talk to her with whatever Scottish accent it is that Lorraine Kelly's got. Craig's also the name of the boy who used to bully me at school so sorry- no can do!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# 6'1" isn't very tall
it's normal height
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# It is from down here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# pfft
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# oh. I spy
an opportunity for profit. But you women are funny about that stuff so I'll keep it to myself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I think I will be a very protective parent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# what?
cutlasses to the throat of anyone who looks at your kids funny?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# sell it to madonna
or www.medicaladoptions.com/index.html might bring in a bit of cash for ya (nicked from the latest newsletter)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# No sirree
I would love to have tiny wee captains running about. It's just the money thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# YOU COULD BE DEPRESSED
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Nah. Work's shit
but I'm quite happy in my little self.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# YOU ARE IN DENIAL
YOU NEED TO BUY PILLS
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# :D YOU WORK FOR PFIZER
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# EAT, SMELLY.
And on a related note: www.salsasnack.com (only for the very inquisitive).

(NSFW and totally gross) This warning was sponsored by poor old Hanke.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# no, no NO NO NOOO!
i'm happy to say "that's not how i roll"
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# You're no fun :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# i was barely over tubgirl when i saw 2 girls, 1 cup
and now this, i'm not inviting you to my "bring your own curry party" now
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *grabs ankles*
NOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Like the lady in the video?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# *shits in mouth*
Tastes like that Butterscotch Angel Delight I feasted on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# P to the h to the WOAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Wanna lick?
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# You're alright mate.
Like I said, not hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Mmmmmmm, smells like dog food!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I have no wish to discover whether I roll the same way as that site. I'm quite happy not knowing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# :D
Bless them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# eat some fucking food!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# But I really don't feel like it.
That's not like me at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# eat anyway
maybe you're constipated
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I could be.
But I don't think so. I went for poopoos this morning.

:D Well you did ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I think your mind is subconsciously
agreeing with me that you don't need a big arse and has put your tummy on strike so you can get all thin and sexy for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# If I get thin, I lose the tits.
This would be an awful shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I don't have huge hands
I can live with some compromise ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I love how you all think I'm a right harlot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# You would
you slut
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Oh not at all dear girl
you are not even the right harlot. However you do have a trashy mouth on you at times which is refreshing and allows us old duffers to act like kids again.
But trust me, I know it's the interweb. I'm sure you are far more demure than you would wish others to think ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# :D
The truth is I'm an old lecherous man trapped in the body of a 23 year old woman.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# don't suppose
you'd want me to poke around in there a bit and see if I can get him out do you? In the name of SCEINCES of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# If you didn't start by telling her she was fat, you would have been in
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# A fact I am most aware of.
BUT I have lost a considerable amount of weight over the past 3 years, so bollocks to all of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I am not saying you are fat
I've never met you.

I have a lady with some meat on her and I can think of several very nice things to say about a woman in that condition.

I'm not trying to bring you down, Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Nah, tis alright.
I still am, just less so. I was only joshing about with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# gaz me your address and i'll pop round
small hands are great for perspective
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# This means you have a small penis
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# lolbackfire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# mmm boobs
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# This is the general idea, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# It's certainly my general idea
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# your general idea is boobs?
wut?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I like to mix it up
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# |337 o'clock!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# A VERY MERRY LEETMAS TO THEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Moustache
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# shit me!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# ARGH!!!!
:0
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Scary, scary, scary.
Herro!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# good noon sah :)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# And to you, squire.
May I bid you a very merry Leet O' Clockmas.

Ed: well it is according to my PC :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# recursive evil!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# On the telly
in the throne room of hell
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?

Don't look up!
280k printable size

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Pfft,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# sort of
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# haha still would
/gets scuba mask and miner hat
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# equipment checklist.....
purple miner hat, check.

pink roll neck jumper, check,

pink skirt with veins drawn on the side, check

clown shoes with three hairs on each made from wool, check

trampolene, check
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Please, for fuck sake, do this.
And film it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# heh this^^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# you gonna stand over me on a pair of 50ft leopard skin stilts while i do?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I get scared of heights standing on chairs.
I made lots of b3tans congratulate me a few weeks ago when I went up (and down) a ladder. A 7 foot one.


What do you think?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# i'll put that down as a maybe then
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# so much for stuntporn then!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# if you can conceive of it
there is a fetish website all about it.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Shit.
Well, not this kind.



bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I shall be directing!
From my lovely CHAIR! On it's lovely STABLE SURFACE!

If I need someone to do things with ropes and harnesses etc I shall be enlisting my good friend Kim who used to do stuff like that set painting, and of course YOU. For money, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# high chair?
about 50ft high?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Fuck off with your heights.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Sounds like a scene from "Be Kind : Rewind" what I have just seen in the cinema.
It was good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# i want to see it
but the UK trailer is shite. "I'm jack black, see a film I'm in"

US trailer is t'win
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!! Nicely!
That must have a bitch, compared to adding a moustache! Respect!

*edit* I see the own-rolled fag in the gob, but where's the alco-pop?


(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# it's a particular favourite of mine
mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/films/attack.jpg
mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/films/soft.jpg
mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/films/wogan.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# My background on my phone at the moment
is Reservoir Worf.

So far I have had all micto backgrounds since new year, and accoricat as my screensaver on it. Bless you, your site's one of the few my phone will allow me to go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# :D
(imagine that smiley about 10 times bigger)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Haha!
Yeh, I think you have that one covered then, eh? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# i am jealous of the b3tan that made
'attack of the 50mm woman'

which was brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# What did they do, remove her from the poster completely?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Tricky!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# brill!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# *clicks 500 times!*
much LOL!s
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# *covers eyes*
*accelerates*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# pic and a question



Can anyone point me in the direction of a tutorial (or similar) on how to animate a gif to give the effect of a moving background - where the background scrolls to make it look like the item in the foreground is moving.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# what's the question?
is it:
'i have a sky dish on the side of my house, that i do not want, i have never had sky, so do not know what to do, can i just take it down and take it to the tip, or will sky want it back?'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# hehe, posted the pic then forgot the question. see above.
I don't have a sky dish but if i did i'd coat it in teflon and see if it worked as a wok.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# here:
www.maidenart.co.uk/scrolling-background.html
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# bingo
thanks

p.s hope you manage to find a use for your sky dish!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# That's actually quite a good tutorial
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# maiden is a very useful lady
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Arse, didn't see that!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# convert it into a bird hut thing
or paint a big smiley face on it
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# hmm
it's one of those digital jobbies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# and to answer your question
just bin it. we've had a modem from sky for a year, we've told them, but they can't be arsed to come and get it. so we stuck it in the loft as a spare
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# sweet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I would like to know the answer to that question.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# It's yours to do what you want with it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# You want the pad moving?
Or like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# just use about 3 or 4 frames equally spaced, and have the foreground wobble a little
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# is that being driven by a pastie?
'squints'

good noon matey!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Nobby's nuts.
NUTS ON THE ROAD! NIM! NIM! NIM!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# ZAMMO!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Take a panoramic scene
cut it in half and join the two other ends together and merge them!
Now it will work as a loop nicely, just make sure yuo get your timing right!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] gordon
(crapcakes in a cup, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# is he saying HAM HAM HAM?
woo posty, ning!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# any excuse
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# She seems to be enjoying that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Everyone enjoys sniffing flowers.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Apart from those with hayfever.
Mine's just starting to kick in.


Which is a shame, as I love flowers. I think my favourite ones are weeds though- forget-me-nots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# blimey that's early
think i'm coming down with a cold, but on this i may pop a benadryl to see if it's just that
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Aye, I was a bit suspicious
but I haven't had any other cold symptoms appear, and ever since I had glandular fever they've always hit me quite hard. Nope, I'm just sneezing every 5-10 minutes. When Spring gets here properly, I will be sneezing pretty much constantly till summer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# ah
not sneezing so it will be a cold :( arse
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Runny nose? Runny eyes?
I don't tend to cough with my hayfever or have a sore throat, but others might.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# runny nose
i'll try the benadryl and see what happens
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Poking in the ribs?
Nah, I've got very tender ribs- I can't even be hugged too hard or it hurts. I still don't know why this is. RibAids, I'm assuming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Good RibAids or Bad RibAids?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Bad, I'm afraid.
They are very tender all the time.

It's a shame, as I know quite a few bikers and for some reason, bikers hug REALLY tightly. I don't know why this is, but they all do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# tits.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Ah- yes.
That could be the reason. In fact, I think you've cracked it. Bless you and your manknowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# It always comes down to tits
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Phwoor
!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# pig racing !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# hahahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# eeeeeeeyyyyooooowwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# BAM! BAMBAMBAM!
He looks a bit like a grown up Bam-Bam as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Wasn't BamBam a lady-baby?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Nope, boy.
Hang on.

myweb.tiscali.co.uk/lesgrotte/images/bambam-1.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# ah right. pebbles girl, bambam boy.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# There you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# will someone put a magenta cock in his hand?
please
(Scarf_Ace got my licenece, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# you sick fucking cunt, what the hell are you thinking?
oh wait, this is b3ta isn't it.

sorry, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Heh
Reminds me:
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# My baby AND my Glorious Leader
in one picture.

Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# ah, but which is which?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Baby is Xenomorph.
I have very maternal feelings towards them since seeing the chestburster for the first time when I was very little.

God, imagine being Rob's mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# there's only one way to find out....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# FIIIIGHT!!!!!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhh lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# He's quite handsome, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Isn't that the wrong colour?
They look like they're discussing someone's demise together! Watch out Sigourney!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

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