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'noon all!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

Oh no!

Wait till it turns its back, and smash him on the table. Woo!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

That is SO annoying when that happens.

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

I love lamp!

/obvious

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

buffing your happy lamp?

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

Pull the pulg on that lampy bastard!

TJ: Mrs. Doom just texted me to say she's sitting in the pub and has spotted Simon Pegg and Jessica Stevenson. Why am I not in this pub?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

Tell her to tell Pegg

he's only fit when he looks like Tim.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

I told her to chase them and demand they make a third series of Spaced.

I shall attempt further demands.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

That's good enough for me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

Excellent.

Also, good point - he really suits that tache and beard...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

YES

He's very sexy when he's Tim.

Nick Frost is only sexy when he's Nick Frost though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

Erm...

I can't really vouch for that...

But Jessica Stevenson is sexy both as Daisy, and as Jessica Stevenson.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

yes!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

Definitely.

Although I prefer her with a bit more meat than when she's just being Jessica, although she looks healthier that way as she's obviously happier.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

she's not stevenson anymore

she got married and took her hubbys name, which is unusual for TV/film people these days.

she am jessica hynes these dayd.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

This is true...

I forgot about that...

However, sexy status remains.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

and third series would be shit now.

best let sleeping dogs lie.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

It couldn't be worse than the stuff he's done with Schwimmer could it?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

No way! They go to normal people places?!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

Way!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

OMGS!

btw - wanna flog me a tshirt. I may not make it to a gig soon, but I want one.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

T-Shirt / Film maker bloke has only made a few so far

And they're all large...

I can buy one off him send it if that's your size...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

I'm more of a sexy medium... I guess I'll have to hold my horses for a bit then.

*fidgets*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

I'll see if he can find a "sexy medium" size

and get him to make one of them then...

I don't know how much he's going to charge, but I'll cover it... B3tan's rates like.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

I'll pay the full deal, and of course I'll buy you a drink in London.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

Because you do not live in the TV sitcom "Spaced"?

or something else

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

But that would mean that she DOES live in Spaced...

which isn't fair...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

Not really a new logo, more re-branding the mascot...

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..wil, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

Thanks.

Now I won't sleep for a week.
: )

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

Charmed . . . I'm sure . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

that's what he *should* look like

Most woo, most woo indeed

(londoner, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

Here's pea from earlier today...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

McJolson !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

Eep!

*fears* I dunno which is worse...

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..wil, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

Pfft! Woo!

We must be browsing buddies, I saw the source earlier on another forum... so wow thats a neato etc etc :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

I've had it knocking about my desktop for weeks,

just occurred to me what to do with it today...

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..wil, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

last animal shoppage of the day....

Is it just me or do i spot something of Jonathon King around the eyes???

(londoner, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

DAD?!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

Great stuff!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

ha ha, i would say yes!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

Polly wanna bonio?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

Looks inquisitive . . .

so does that beast !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

i thought so... case closed!

(londoner, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

Oh great . . . a beacher bum !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

that looks like jonathan king.

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

I was thinking

Why has he posted an unshopped picture of Jonathan King

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

Grrr.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

Mum?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

The Winehouse Cat

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

what the hell is going on there?

(londoner, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

Put your finger in...

It's the only way to find out.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

Mental dental work !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

Inspired by a post by The Goat

Thanks Goat!:)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

omerkins ofornuts?

what?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

LOL!

Perhaps it's an Irish Company

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

He wants a cuddle...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

Is it the Gruffalo?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

Silly.

It's the Muffalo.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

Pffft...

Mimsy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

ALF.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

Pineapple juice of the mind!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

Hehe

I thought that was A.L.F for a sec!

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

Cuddle with what . . . a warthog ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

eeeeee!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

he's sort of lovely....

sort of....

(londoner, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

It could happen to you...

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Ninj, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

Gingers FTW.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

you're not ginger.

still, good of you for sticking up for them.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

Honorarily I am.

So ner.

So just to check- if you dyed your hair black, you wouldn't have black hair?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

well, no.

it'd look black, but it wouldn't be.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

So you dye your hair black, making it....black.

Hence the term 'dye' and not 'illusion'.

Ok. You dye a yellow top black. What colour is it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

Your body would still be producing hair with the original colour,

it's a matter of whether you choose to define hair colour by what you already have or what your body is producing.
Frankly, I don't think it matters that much either way.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

As far as I'm concerned, my hair is the colour it is.

I've had blue, green, red, pink, purple, black, white, blonde, brown, turquoise and now orange. I'm not about to say to someone who asks 'I'm blonde but with ginger dye' that'd make me sound weird, like one of the patients at the secure unit where I used to work. 'How are you, Nurse firstname surname? I am fine. I am just going to bathroom number X on the X floor using the stairs and then I shall come back down the stairs having left bathroom number X on the X floor and come back and talk to you, nurse firstname surname.'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

yeh but "ginger" refers to more than just the hair

it's short for "Gingerenous Syndrome" and results in copper hair, excessive freckles, eyebrow lack, translucency and humourous sunburn.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

You're just biased

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

Because I dye my hair that colour?

Actually, I wasn't bringing myself into the equation, my best mate's ginger and she rocks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

Didn't actually know you dyed it

Ho hum.

(And incidentally, I don't actually have anything against gingers, but that doesn't stop it being funny to tease.)

edit: Actually, that makes it sound like I'm implying there are people that actually have a genuine hatred of ginger people. Meh, I can't be bothered to reword it.

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

Nah, it's fun to rip the piss.

I sure do.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

You really need to

consider that ginger people are mainly crazed maniacs with a propensity for violence and after they have had a childhood of bullying it's not a good idea to get too close to one when taking the piss.

In other news. How puerile am I? I just found out that the lead AI programmer for a new MMORPG is called 'Rapine Yoo' and I giggled.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

In fairness

That is funny.

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

pictures or it didn't happen!

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

does she stink of piss?

most ginger girls do? no reason why?

(waxdart hello., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

Hah, I dare you to say this to her.

She'll rip your throat out.

She's brilliant.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

Rip my throat out?

Well at least shes not a mental ginger girl with a temper. That never happens.

(waxdart hello., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

Talk about cheeky . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

Out of order.

I was a sexy kid. My mum said so.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

Did you used to live in Jersey then?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

THAT'S IT. JUST RAPE AND EAT ME.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

I'm against ginger bashing as a whole

but that smugfaced prick needs a beating

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

An oldie of mine

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Darklord, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

looks like beaker from the muppets

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

he wasn't ginger

(waxdart hello., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

Not all gingers are bad gingers

..some are quite nice really. But the fluro-paddy ging ones, the ones you can find in the dark, they're just funny to look at.

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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

They really can be naughty...

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

I fail to see

how bad phone-based information could mess up your "entire" life.

Perhaps if you were inches away from death and unable to dial 999 without accidentally filming a short video of your demise. Or maybe if you're advised to buy a short hempen strap for your phone.

Hmm.

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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

they said it was safe to sitck 17 phones up your arse?

Thats wrong info that it.
and it could mess up your "entire" life / arse.

(waxdart hello., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

I want to see the operators . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

It's one of those.. um... thingummy whatsits...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

AWWWWWWW

*wants*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

*gives*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

I read that as wanks.

Sorry :(

*hides under duvet*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

Wishful thinking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

I want to rub her lovely furry belly and feed her toats

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

that is seriously cute.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

nice!

can't...resist...

i'm going to have to do some more tomorrow

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

Sort of bi-polar ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

Live a little

(Wise Guy Rabbi Dedicated to MS Paint, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

good aidsLoL

or bad aidsLoL?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

Reasonably Priced

....or cheap AIDS (so more or less good AIDS)

(Wise Guy Rabbi Dedicated to MS Paint, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

hahaha...

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

is that actually harry hill

or a lookalike?

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Grundlebiscuit, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

**checks source

actually him.

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

hmmm...

ok, if you say so

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Grundlebiscuit, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

Unless they got the wrong image ;-)

www.theambassadors.com/theatreroyal/sp_p3636.html

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

Hahaha

I'd shop there!

Cheap AIDS for all

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

ram raid aids...

..actually.. that's one way to get it.

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

give your dukes a treat

a click reveals all, sfw?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

hahahaha

i'll be able to see my face in that in no time.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

I've seen worse on here

But always better safe than sorry

In other news: pfffffft....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

YAY

hello missus

how's you? I'm in CROATIA!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

Creosote me fence would yer?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

Madam - I find your lack of bathing suit both stimulating

and unnerving in equal proportions.

How do you manage to carry so many oranges at once?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

because I'm worth it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

*glees*

I'm afraid my lady friend has woken up and wants feeding.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

How do Prof?

Why Croatia?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

I am undertaking a holiday there

I'm laying siege to Dubrovnik... it's completely lovely

edit - you still posting for two?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

Coo, sounds great :)

EDIT: Yes, will be posting for two til August :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

YEAH

and yes - it's great. Unfortunately my digital camera has bitched out on me so I only have my holga (which uses FILM!) - so no digital photographs until I get the shots processed.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

'Film'? What is this 'film'?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

Something they use in coal mining I think...

'ello missus!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

Holga is the camera of champs

i look forward to seeing what turns out.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

me too

(at the moment I'm about 80% successful* and 20% happy)

*successful == in focus

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)

I don't know what you are laughing at...

That is your arse he has used in the image!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

*shakes booty*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

* vomits

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

ooh

if you cover the upper and lower thirds you can get an erection from that! bravo!

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Grundlebiscuit, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

i'm tempted to have a go at the other virtua girl gif i keep seeing

but that's a bit ruder.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

Heheeheeee!

*clicks*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

Dukes?

Of Prunes?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

argyll's

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

Aha...

I think Chalfonts is my personal favourite for this particular affliction...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

Hahaha! Very nicely done!

Also, PANTS!

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..wil, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

Ooooh... itchy.

Arse better. Arse much better.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

yay!

bum and pance!

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

It seams like animashes are the order of the day

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

Cown?

Swobra?

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

Cor, Top swobra!

Top swobra!Or is it a cobwan?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

hello wonder person

how's you?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

Full of OKness, you?

you?Are you on holiday in Croatia?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

I am on holiday in Croatia - it's a whole hour ahead

and I'm kind of locked out of my room and so I'm posting here for a wee while.

I'm glad you're okay - it gladdens me :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

Have you been making unreasonable demands again?

I dread to think why she did that ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

break your bloody leg that could

nicely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

ooh. I have one of those right here.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

Pffft.

Looks like a thingy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

That's

given me a rather terrifying vision... D:

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

Woo

animation!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)

I'm having an animation day.

don't click if you are saving bandwidths.

Just robot cat, but biggerer.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

This is most woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

woo!

but i'll have to resist doing a pearoast

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

that's lully..yet fearsome :)

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

Ooooh!

Me likey! :D

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..wil, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

my first attempt at one of these...

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

here was my first attempt

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

Aaaaaarrrgghhhh!!! Swan!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

Argh!

They don't have legs. It's all lies!

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

It's why Bill is allowed off his lease occasionally...allegedly

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

haha

though: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin
i'm a little confused

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

Mercan, merkin

barely disguised twat. What's the difference? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

DeAgostini it!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

Merkans! Lul.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

Please provide Sue Perkins expansion pack.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

www.rdfmanagement.com/clients/images/pic_sue_perkins_lg.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

you WHORE

you have to wait your turn

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

Hmph.

Go on then, but only because you deserve her more.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

sue perkins = joe cornish

AICMFP

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Grundlebiscuit, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

nice one

*prints and plays

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

New army recruitment campaign

blog and archive

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)

The MoD are gonna

put Max Clifford out of a job

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

Ace

as always.

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

*invents the number twelvety*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

YO YO YO YO YO

hello

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

What really upsets me is the Sun and the Screws

Headline of Screws: "I'M NO HERO But I'm f**king p**sed off"

Oh yes Harry - you're so brave you must be so disappointed, and you're the only soldier ever to go out there and you're defending your country and not an over-privelidged illegitimate member of the most expensive work-shy chavs in the country at all, are you?

Diddums.

What upsets me further is that people actually buy into it instead of questioning the excellent blackout job the press did for 10 months.

/slavering self-righteous sanctimonious worthless crap

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

^^ this

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WOLF .™, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

great cartoon from Martin Rowson in The Guardian today

www.guardian.co.uk/cartoons/martinrowson/archive/0,,1284262,00.html

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

hahaha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

Sadly

The Guardian (I presume) were in on it too, and kept their gobs shut.

It doesn't make anyone look good, this, and shows us exactly how vulnerable we are to the manipulation of the press.

They'll be claiming Diana died in an RTA next.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

I'm torn here.

I'm all for freedom of the press, but if it's actually going to put soldiers at a greater risk, then can you justify reporting it?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

Indeed.

Simply demote all the royals to civilian status - the end.

/dreamer

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

I agree with that.

But, given the situation, I think the press have probably done the right thing.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

See - luckily they can't win with me.

I'm far too whiny.

Either they sent him out there to get him offed as he's so obviously Hewitt's son, or

They sent him out there for a few months to shut him up and then "broke" the story as an excuse to get him back.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

In 1860 Mark Twain said

If you don't read the newspapers you are uninformed, if you do read them you are illinformed.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

Maybe he's annoyed that he's been pulled away from the job he wants to do

I know I would be if I believed in it.

I don't know, I like Harry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

I'm sure he's a lovely chap.

Though why he should live a multi-million pound lifestyle at the taxpayer's expense for doing an average junior officer's job is beyond me.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

Because that's what's happened for the past hundreds and hundreds of years?

If you were offered that kind of lifestyle just because your dad's your dad, would YOU say no? I certainly wouldn't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

Tradition doesn't make it right.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

So march if you're so upset about it.

*shrug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

haha

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Grundlebiscuit, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

for 29p a year they strike me as fairly good value

have you never had the urge to whip out your box brownie when on an exotic holiday and snap away at a local tribal chief or his/her house or palace. think of liz and the gang as our tribal chief and the cost is pretty negligible really.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

It's not the fact that it costs me money that I particularly object to.

It's more that it's given to people who don't need/deserve it.
Maybe I should just become a communist and have done with it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

god only knows how much a communist leader costs to keep running

and i bet those communist palaces take a bit of heating, and the party must cost a few bob in stationary. also they do tend to demand a fair bit of fawning to.
the only real difference if you're lucky, is you get to choose a new one every now and then.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

Yes, it does tend to fall down in practise.

Nice idea though. I just find it hard to accept that the royal family deserve our money purely because of their heritage.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

So do I

I think it was a cracking morale boost both for him and for the troops that are out there

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

very woosome!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

MATHS

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

protractors? but we don't live on a farm!

*SPANG*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)

hahaha!!

nice one ~~dave~~ bobs!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)

*anticrastinates*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)

You total, utter nutter

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)

*Spang*

I would like to know do you put "Sponsored by DTH..." for any of the following reasons:

1. He gave me the hummus so don't blame/spang me.
2. The hummus is mine but DTH influenced me so don't blame/spang me.
3. The hummus is mine DTH didn't influence me but I am hoping you will all blame/spang DTH anyway.

:)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)

Yes please.

I'd like mine Scotch.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)

yep

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)

Damn, I forgot I was talking to coders.

I forgot I was talking to coders.*rephrases*.

Is it A?
Is it B? or
Is it C?
Please choose one.
kthx :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

yes

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

Reginald Maudlin?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)

I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!

/Cartman

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

aww. I'm experimenting.

can I just hide cat robot in here please?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

yes

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

What Freebies said

but with added "cor that's great" and "hello big boy".

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

Ooh.

Hello Miss.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

Tom Cruise?

(I saw a clip from an interview in which the Cruise said his favourite word was "Yes")

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

yes

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

I'm quite a fan of the dismissive

"Yes yes yes" but it needs to be followed by "but..." very quickly.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

"Yes, yes, yesssss." is what I say.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

MATHS

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)

The protractors finally battled with the extractor fans

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)

how mad

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)

pffft

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

Hahaha

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)

contractor

"Dear esteemed gentlesir,

My name is Desmond Bungmiawadodosho and I am in the marvellous position of having a rich benefactor who works in the Nigerian Government Department for repatriating suitcases full of bullion. It is most improtantant that you follow...."

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)

arf!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

Woo!

to you sir.

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

I am doing animal stuff today....

this is a labrabooby.

(londoner, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)

by "animal stuff"

you do mean bestiality, don't you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)

Pffft.... "boobies"

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)

blimey,

you'd be careful when he sniffs your crotch..

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

Or fetches a ball...

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..wil, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

I am also doing animal stuff

*crawls about and humps legs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

SIT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

*sits*

*remembers is now an animal*
*cleans self*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)

*pets*

*tickles chin*

Fluffy D:

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)

Ruff!

I think I'd like to be a french bulldog, so that's what I am. *potters about looking odd*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)

How apt!

I want a puppy :(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

No you don't

They're worse than children

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

I really do.

So much so, it makes me sad.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

I do too.

I want a boxer, a French bulldog and an English bulldog.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

I want a Choc lab, or a Lurcher.

Not an ugly dog.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)

A mate's got a lurcher.

She's half black lab, half whippet. She's so gorgeous, but shitscared of anything noisy.

Great gun dog, then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)

There's a lovely one across the road called Meg, and she's the sweetest dog ever.

I WANT PUPPY, FAE. A PUPPY. HALP.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

I wish I could. Find one you like at a shelter

and I shall pop round and play with it with you.

You said you were 45 minutes from London, so am I, this means we either live very close or not too far away.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

I'm inbetween London and the south coast. I assume you're the other direction?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)

Up a bit, then left.

Buckinghamshire.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

Ages away then!

*mutters*

I can't wait for puppy that long :(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

Well you'd best think of something then!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

*kidnaps Wow*

SAM WANT PUPPY.

Growl.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

You've got a chocolate lab!

Ungratefull :(

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)

Oww!

HE RAN AWAY. HE SAID I WAS JUST TOO COOL.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

He is insecure about his level of coolness.

Try wearing baggy jeans and listening to nu-metal. I hear they're not cool anymore.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

I wear black band tshirt exclusively and have long hair... does that suffice?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

It depends,

if the band is liked by more than three people then it's officialy uncool.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

...Marginal.

*listens to Ocrilim*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

...Margerine.

*listnes to Utterly Butterly*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

mmm chocolate lab = chocolate science!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

*records*

*sells*

*profits*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)

*buys*

*copies*
*distributes*
*profits*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)

ROLL UP, ROLL UP

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

*rolls*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

YES PLEASE, YES PLEASE

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)

You want a roll up?

I know you, you've got cigarettes somewhere on your person.

Although meporn would sell like hotcakes. There isn't enough pirate porn about. *considers*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

*subscribes*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)

yes, pirate porn

surely theyve done a porny pirates of the caribbean?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

yep

it's called simply "Pirates".

It won several awards, apparently. I kinda skipped through it, as it had shitloads of plot delivered in unconvincing serving-wench accents, and the sex wasn't that great either.

Another emvee porn review this time next week

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

I was deeply disappointed by the porny remakes of famous films

can't remember the exact titles, something like the Naked Blair Witch Project and a couple others that escape me still.

I probably shouldn't have expected DP or Ass2Mouth videos from blockbuster though.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

I know the Blair Witch one of which you speak.

It made me giggle, as most of the scenes are repeated straight after themselves, only mirrored.

Edit: The Erotic Witch Project, yes?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

haha yes, I spotted that

I only found one of the ladies attractive sadly... I think her name is Misty Mundae or something.
I hate soft porn. I feel like it is directly goading me.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

Which one was she, the one with the curly dark hair?

Soft porn is for girls.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

Aye, but it was all that

heavily over-produced porn that they do these days. And I think Jenna was in it.

I mean low-down-dirty pirate porn with grog and swords and FIGHTING.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

and pirate puns!

"Are you going to make me walk the plank Captain Jack?"

"On the contrary, you dirty little wench, you shall suck my plank! ARRR!"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

\o/

Exactly this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

YOU'D HAVE TO WEAR A FALSE MOUSTACHE

...

*reveals secret fetish*

*shames*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

You need the badge that's in my profile.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

I do indeed

Some of my lady friends took fake moustaches to Glade...and when I got back, I found the only pictures I took the entire weekend were of girls with moustaches.

That's when I knew.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

Life changing moment?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

Self-realisation

I mean, it's not a dealbreaker, but a false 'tache definitely piques my interest. Perhaps I should start a niche porn site...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

nings Cap'n

*pokes on facebook*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)

Ningles my hard rocking amigo.

I shall check it when I get home.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

Excellente

I've been playing with friends lists all weekend

I now have "London", "Walsall", "Brighton", "Buenos Aires", "Transfans", "B3ta" and "Ladies"

It's like the temazepam of the Interwebs

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

I have no idea what I've got.

Is it just me or is facebook quite hard to get used to? Not that I've ever really tried.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)

dunno

I'm kinda reliant on it for keeping in touch with the UK as most of my friends are on there...I'll probably use it less once I return home. It is kinda fun though.

Me and one of my friends have started a game to tell someone's "Stupidity Score" simply by counting the number of application icons underneath their profile picture...mine is 12 (including the 2 I am developing), while I know people with 80+ scores...simply incredible.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)

It confuses the hell out of me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

Few simple rules:

1) Most of the applications are pure spam. Few have any real value, and some are a royal pain in the arse - see 2)

2) Avoid Superwall, Funwall and their heinous brethren like the plague. They allow other users to post stuff to your profile, which will invariably include chain letters, novelty porn, goatse and everything else glasscock. They make your profile look like a first-year student's inbox and it's the quickest way to tell visitors to your profile "I AM A COMPLETE IDIOT".

3) Avoid putting personal information like your full birthday on your profile. The quickest way to identity theft is telling everyone on the internet your details.

4) Everyone uses their HappyToast zombie pic on their profile at some point. But you knew that already :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

^this, but

re: 3) - You can restrict info to friends. So long as you keep to this rule:

5) Only friend people that you have met in meatspace (IRL).

As for the application-spam stuff, they try dirty tricks like : "Don't let your friend down by not adding this!" when someone clicks on the, I dunno, "Ask all the people on my list about this stupid shit!!" button.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

yes to 5)

for sure

though I have a couple of fb-friends I've only met online, I know them sufficiently well to bend the rule.

The applications I'm working on atm will be 100% spam-free. Yay.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

He's ace!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

aww dogs are great

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

i seem to be doing them all the time myself

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

"i seem to be doing them all the time myself"

O RLY :O

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)

yes i just love the animals

but i need some ky jelly for some of em :P

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)

can i dump this here?

www.b3ta.com/board/8127033
incase no one looks down the board :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)

maybe...

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

parteeeeee!

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Turdos last had the shites, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

they're greeeeat

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)

the fox/squirrel is brilliant

(londoner, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

^This^

With bells on

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

Ah, we meet again.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

that we do

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)

It's annoying, I'd like to make another one now,

but I have work to do. I'll content myself to repost.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)

He looks sad

* tickles

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

He wishes he could fly, up into the sky.

But he can't.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)

hahaha!!

good..... thing..
*pats*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)

Lovely!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

Ummm

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)

Haha,

Woo!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

Kanye West?

Yes he can!

(Ornsack of "Guksack". I will polish your turds., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

just like my mum!

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)

Your mum's a black man?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)

You need glasses!

aicmfp

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

I'm WEARING glasses.

Are you trying to say Kanye West isn't a black man? Because he is. I've seen him. Big and brown, he is. Like a lovely big....stick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

his black mum's a man?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)

LOLEMMERDALE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

confusion

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)

you amuse us!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)

holy fuckbuns

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mugatu, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)

ha ha ha !

quality

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

That scares me a bit!

*hides*

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..wil, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

me too

/resident evil 4 on wii is in my mind.

/press b, press a! bang bang! scary dog go away.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

HA!

win!

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Grundlebiscuit, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

Awww...

Hitler's sweating!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)

little hitler!

g'bye all, see you later!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)

tata

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)

Party party party!

Big enough for ya?

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)

lol bill clintun

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)

party?

count me in!!
*sticks abba on*
*dances*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)

Am I the only one following this story and thinking

"The film of this is going to be excellent!"?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)

Jonathan King

for a lead part!

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)

Saddam's Baath Bitches 4?

I didn't enjoy the first three that much. Not enough ankle.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)

if you like child rape and torture

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

hehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)

bundun?

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)

Cor it really works

\\o/

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)

Why is there a protractor in the sky?

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)

^ This

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)

new building regs..

..and new ways of checking subsidence..

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)

LOL!

Not that I know of, :D

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..wil, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)

hehe

ever been picked up by the fuzz?

no but i've been swung round by the tits

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mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)

caught by the fuzz,

while i was, stood on the bus!
woo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)

Also gets rid of big wheels.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)

arfetty arf arf!

I do like that!

Might I bung in a wee something that isn't worth a new thread? Coo, thanks! :)

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)

hah!

U silly! ;)

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..wil, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)

hehe.. tapdancing Guinness snow wellies on the moon.. nice

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)

^is lunacy^

which is nice

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)

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