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oh well

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

in ni

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)

haha

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)

How did the exam go!?

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

was ok, pretty difficult though.

bloody 90 minutes, i was well hungry :/

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)

I missed lunch :(

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)

and lunch misses you too

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)

stop using the internet.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)

trainspottnig?

/coat

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)

GMOS in the 4th?

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McBadger COW, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

I thought that!!

'Ning sir! How do?

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

just back off w*rk

and getting a quick fix of b3ta before pub tiem! how are we on this fine evening?

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McBadger COW, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

I'm not bad atall!

I had a brilliant weekend and today wasn't much worse.

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)

hahahaha!

that deserves a new thread :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

Lord help me, I'd do Begbie.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

Fool.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)

I know, I know.

For once, I realise I'm wrong.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

but why?

he a violent psychopathic scot

oh wait....

i see

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)

Exactly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

*punches*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

Oh you

tease...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)

begbie would do you too.

he doesnt do drugs, he does people.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

Excellent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)

he loves to mark his territory

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mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)

Good penisdogship . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

The Hooded Tounge

Something i have been wanting to draw for a while for some reason.. can't help but think it would look better photoshopped.

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)

Tongue*, unless that was intended.

The pic's excellent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)

Ooh!

Reach deep inside the parka!

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)

*pulls out an eye*

I didn't really like that.

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Cae1, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SUN SHITE

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)

leave me alone.

t'was a typo

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Cae1, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)

WELL THEN I'M JUST A BIG FAT LESBIAN AREN'T I?

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)

You are.

I've screenshotted this so you can never deny being a lesbian ever again.

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Cae1, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)

Well at least I can play with my boobs.

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

Look deep into the Parker.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)

YES Milady.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)

But I'm a boy?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)

Oh I know you are, puss.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)

With girly hair!

In fact I found a picture on my phone the other day where my hair looks really girly. Bah.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)

It's lovely hair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

'ang on.

IN LONDON CAN SOMEONE FIND ME. OR ELSE I'LL STAND AT THE BAR GOING: "WHO THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE".

I'LL GET A "HELLO IVESB" TSHIRT PRINTED.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)

Whoops, didn't realise you'd replied.

I'll grab you when I see you. In a nonsexual way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)

You missed my sexy picture too!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)

everything you dreamed of is in there.

rubies, lesbian ham...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)

I can make lesbian ham really quite easily.

All you need to do is fold it in a certain way and get a girl to lick it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)

Things you couldn't dream of...

Like omlette.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)

ah yes, i was things you couldn't dream of

I had Tundra on last night for a mate of mine, but I had to do some work while she was watching it. My memory is a useless vessel these days.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

Haha, I'm taking this from the live show, it might be different.

Actually, I dream about omlette quite a lot. Some call me the omlette dreamer.

Okay then... what about Unicorns... With AIDS?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)

pomegranates with muscles and name-badges beginning with the letter "U"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)

Give it an eskimo pie !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)

In Penny Flame

the barber shaves another customer

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)

once again back on the subject of merkins

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)

aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh

Penny Flame is in my ears and in my eyes

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)

Blood artery

cut sever murder!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)

well thats nice

gives me an excuse to pea this from very early the other morning:

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)

it's very pretty, and poignant

but i have no idea what it means

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)

Would this help?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)

It seems to me you lived your life, like a candle in the mint?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)

Hahahah!

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)

*smirks*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)

that's no rose!

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)

She's BLACK and her mouth doesn't cover half her face!

Sorry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)

A brand new penny!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)

Dirty copper !

It's the heat !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)

*groan*

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)

Make up your mind little plant!

Are you going to be open or closed!
*flails*

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

Candle flower power !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)

this is FP material

for it is woo and yay and has made my day
thank you

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)

Remember to Top-Up...

(Another hit and run)

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)

wow

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)

Hahaa

nice one!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)

none swiping in

not swiping in?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)

don't swipe it!!!

just place it gently or it'll break everything

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)

None swipement in?

Better?...:(

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)

I think he wants non instead of none

But I could be wrong

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)

Non?

Is that not French? I don't think you swipe them either....I think you put it in?

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)

hover them over

in my experience

from a height of 10 meters if the battery you've attached too them is strong enough

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)

You wave it over. (The magic of RFID)

If you're funky you can put it in your back pocket and sit on the reader.

Or put it in a hamburger and swipe that. etc. etc.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)

Ouch!

TJ: could people name a load of mirror sites of b3ta please? I'm having serious trouble getting on during my lunchtimes at work. The usual suspects of jelly.b3ta.com and barnsey.com (*www3.barnsey.org*) are blocked. Does anyone know any others?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)

what about

www3.barnsey.org
or is that what you meant?

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)

Yep, that's the one I meant.

I was typing from memory, I put the proper one (that one) in earlier and it's blocked. My lunchtimes are very boring.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)

That's funny,

I did the same thing today at lunch!

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)

Trellyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

How's the bump?

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)

Happy Birthday!!

Happy Birthday Cyberpope Enjoy your cake and Portal themed stripper.

Click here for super big and cake!!

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)

*waits for animation*

edit: sorry, Woo!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

woopic

she looks like a sexy deity of some sort.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

That am all the woo

*clicks*

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)

CAKE LIE ETC.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

Would . . . be happy too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)

i'd like to see her portal ;D

woo yay, i liek the tattoo

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)

arf!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

blue portal or orange? :P

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

urm...... i dunno....what?

/havent played said game blog

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)

You'd put your companion in her incinerator

You'd enrich her center
etc etc

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

Happy birthday to someone

I can't recall seeing in ages? Ah well, I suppose it won't hurt.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

yeh, niceties cost nothing

firstly, hello.

b) I fucking love acidpro. I made the bassline for my song on friday/saturday and it sounds nice, and will be nicer when i soften it a bit at the end.

iii) finding a big bass drum sample that actually sounds like a big bass drum, is proving hard.

fifthly, how's your end holding up?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

I'm good thanks

I'm sure there will be plenty of samples to suit your need. Just keep plugging away at the downloads. I'll look forward to hearing your results. ( get Sony soundforge too so you can post process your masterpiece with studio tools ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)

will do

I am most grateful for the tips.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)

Also finish downloading reason.

It's better than the Sony one and has a shedload of samples.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)

yes, I must do this

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)

That's a rather nice style you got going on there.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)

I like that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)

The cake is a pie

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)

Hurrah!

But where are the knee braces?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)

I didnt bother drawing them in because there was no point, hardly any of it would be visible anyway because of the pose.

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)

its still on the board! i can still post

thankee muchly!
*grabs a box of kleenex and portals to the toilet*

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)

Western on the telly with his faithful steed

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

i don't understand it

but i like the style

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)

Same really..

i just felt like drawing telly people

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

i feel the same compulsion was the origin of Evil Edna

i would have liked to have been in the meeting justifying that creative decision.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)

Slap leather . . . Rawhide !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

roll em out, round em up!

rawhide!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

SNAP !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)

Never thought I'd be here again

Previously in the ocean

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

haha

'captain,fire por-tea-does!'

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

why?

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mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

because i ran out of ideas for those two long ago

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

oh i see, doesn't stop most folks :)

nice to see you back

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mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)

Most of the time I don't mind banging out any old shit for things

but there's a few series I've done i'd rather not ruin.
And hello.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

YAY!

I used to love these

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

woo

meanwhile in old news

teapot cult attacked

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

Attacked by capuccino Jihadis?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)

hooray!

to china!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

Yes!

I still yell 'TO CHINA!' whenever applicable.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

Yay!

Here's a fish I just drew.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

Wow

That is all

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

This is win.

Very Thrones - Sperm Whale-y.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

Thrones!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)

You like Thrones?!

THAT'S IT - TIME TO ELOPE. *fetches chloroform*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)

What I've heard I really do like.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)

Catch o' the day !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)

Cor!

That's lush

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

Its a tea clipper

not a submarine :)

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

Das U-Pot !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

TO CHINA!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

Fuck you I won't do what you TOAP me!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

Carphone Whorehouse?

"yeah, that's right, I want some interracial motorolla on Nokia action and I want it now"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

well who doesn't

-silence-

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

I too have wondered about this

if ever something needed re-branding...

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..wil, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

Should they now be the Handsfreekitphone Warehouse?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

No it's

'Stopped by a smug police officer' warehouse.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

That or 'PissingoffMrsTrellis Warehouse'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

well it's better than the

PissingonMrsTrellis Warehouse!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

That's next door

Between 'CrappingonMrsTrellis Warehouse' and Starbucks

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

Both renowned purveyors of filth.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

To be fair

I have nothing much in particular against either the Carphone Warehouse or Starbucks. I also have no money, so there'd be no point in them suing me

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)

I've never been to either,

so I'm merely speculating for the sake of a cheap joke.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

The warehouse types ring me up once a year and offer me a new phone

Usually for nothing. And I do like a coffee and a cake now and then, although coffee doesn't like me very much at the moment

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

I've never liked coffee, unless it has obscene amounts of unhealthy things in it.

But it's probably best you stay off coffee for a while.
Cake, on the other hand, you can get away with as 'cravings'.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)

Oh I do, quite a lot!

I'm not a coffee fiend, but I do like a caramel latte every so often. Fortunately, Starbucks will make it decaf :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)

They

gave me a free PS3.

Therefore I love them.

=D

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

I wouldn't if I were you

You really think you won't be paying for it in inflated charges?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

It's actually

pretty good.

We've been paying £25 a month for AOL premium broadband for years but now they've offered the exact same package (because they bought AOL UK) for £20 a month PLUS a PS3.

I'm sure we're paying a bit over the odds but hell, means I don't have to fork out all at once for a PS3. Win.

=]

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

Yeah and how many years age you bbound into a contract?

and how much will the £20 a month be worth in a years time?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

It's 2 years

but we'll receive updates and so on so our deal won't be outdated.

By that time it will probably only cost about £10 a month but even then, if you do the Maths which my brother has, we still get a PS3 on the cheap.

And to be honest, I actually Like AOL anyway...
amazingly enough.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

There's gotta be a catch you don't know about

Or the shareholders would kill them!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)

ha ha

Some of those that work forces, are the same that TOAP pictures

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(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

There's a large chain of record shops in the Netherlands

and in fact, in some other parts of Europe, called the Free Record Shop.

They stock mostly DVDs and games these days, and they're about as far from free as you get.

I *just* took a picture of one, with in large grafitti letters 'KILL ALL YELLOWS' on it.
/edit: it just occurred to me that they probably don't like lego people then.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

I don't believe you.

There's no wher called the Netherlands!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

Foiled!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

all yellows??

that's one less primary colour.

hmmm, can we negotiate the safety of ochre?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)

They looked quite certain about the yellow bit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

so the want to eradicate everything from approx 600nm to approx 650nm?

I find this hard to accept.

Come on the yellows! Fight back with your lively goodness!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)

just did a doubletake on BBC news

Grandmaofshoes a killer?

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rob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

OH MY GOD

IT'S TRUE

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

O_o

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)

Goodness me!

We'll all be blamed.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

I don't believe it!

unless he cuddled them all to death

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

how pleasing

to see how well Mr Grandma is doing for himself. Has he ever thought of moving to Jersey?

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vladimir, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

He's already been there

Got a job in childcare

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

silly rob

You can clearly see in the picture on the right GOS has no camera!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

hahaha and it won't be the last GMoS double-take either

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

I went onto the internets and I found even more! omg

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

*click*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)

Or could it be Waspbox?

Or old man Jenkins from the fairground?
Or both?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

noooooboooody knoooooooows

wooohooooohhoooohoooohooooooooooo

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

You pesky kids!

I would have got away with it etc...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)

What about Henry

The mild mannered janitor?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

Ahahahaha!

Dear lord!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)

I admit it.

I thought it too.

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

That's not true!

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

Hamtoucher.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)

Hahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)

With apologies to everyone for everything:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

Well, I'd accept your apologies, but I don't know if everyone'd agree.

Good day all! How's stuff and stuff?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

ha,

can you get prescription marajuana in the UK or is that just a myth?

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(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

MYTH!

otherwise i'd be in Boots th'now

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

That's just the Hollands again

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

Splash it all over...

NSFW version here: evilmong.com/images/moob_oil.jpg

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

Link that

/thank you

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

Ooops.

I forgot that man-tittage on screen meant instant dismissal for some b3tans.
Sorry.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)

Nonetheless,

wank fodder for the rest of us.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

NSFW, I'd say.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

please pixelate those boobies

kthanx

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

ha ha.

a little nsfw though? i don't know let your conscience decide,

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(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

SCIENSCE

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

if knowledge (aka SCIENCES!) is power

how come we are always lead by idiots?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

Lead is a malleable metal.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

is it 'led'?

google seems confused on the matter.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

that's a sort of electronic light thing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)

No, it's lead.

Pb.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

society is dumbing down in my opinion,

or maybe it is evolution

WE ARE ALL MONKEYS!
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(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

what do we want?

EVOLUTION!

when do we want it?

VERY SLOWLY OVER A LONG PERIOD OF TIME!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

Hahaha!

*covets*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

BREASTS!!!

*looks for new job*

NSFW

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

poor show

behave yourself.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

hahahahaha!

i saw your tits

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

I showed them to you.

Now it's your turn...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

moo boil?

a vet's nightmare

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

Ya killin' me . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

but can it be milked?

/ac

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

Exactly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

If I had tits like that.......

*Dreams*

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)

Grazin' in the grass . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

Woo !

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

Such a howler . . .

so is the beast on her head . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

He must have some seriously heavy duty earphones.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

The rhino part bought them . . .

Hugh Masekela is his fav !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

signs

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

Nicely!

You gotta love The Proclaimers ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

*slap*

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

Do I?

Do I have to? (Ta!)

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

Hahahahaha, this brings back memories

of asking what the words were to this song to a guy in the pub. I *think* he was Glaswegian (he sounded like my uncle Matt, God rest his soul), he was VERY drunk and I was none the wiser. He picked me up and swung me about though, and bought me a drink after, which was nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

It's called "Fuck da Police" by Runrig

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

:D You mentalist. My dad bloody bums Runrig.

Right, I'm off home, which means I'll be back on in 20 minutesish. Night all. x

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

braw!

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

hahahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

you'll take the high road

and i'll take the low road and i'll get to scotland before you

me and my love shall never meet again on the bonny bonny banks of loch lomond

(don't know if there is anything else to it, my mum sang me to sleep with it when i was very young)

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

so you both took the high road?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

whoops

sorted it out now

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

I figured you just ran faster.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

Ha ha!

Hello everyone!

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(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

All Hail The King!!

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

*HAILS*

Woo as always! :D

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..wil, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

King, eh? Well I didn't vote for you.

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

bloody peasants

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

Don't you repress me...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

aaaaiiiii'm not a pheasant plucker

i'm a pheasant plucker's son,
and i'm only plucking pheasants,
until the phesant plucker comes...

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

You don't vote for a King!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

He's right!

It's a self perpetuating oligarchy!

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

God save the meme!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

Hail yes !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

hahaha

top

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

*applauds*

That is brilliant. The eyes do it.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

haha this scares me

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

*venerates*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

hahaha! woo!

*usurps*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

FIGHT!!

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

puppyyyyy!

*loses by default due to cuteness*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

*doffs cap

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

See you all tomorrow.....

betterer quaility.....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

crikey

he's got some Arabic Twixes and two pairs of 'silk effect' pants then

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

ARF!

That put me at serious risk of getting found B3ta-ing in w*rk....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

ooh

*remembers Twix in fridge*

thanks!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

Isn't 'Arabic Twix' a position in the Kama Sutra?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

you dropped a d ;)

and arf!

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

where?

it was bound to happen with all those words :o(

Ah yes poun(d)land...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

I'll be going to my local pounland

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

sport socks, get yur sport socks, two furrapoun twooo furrapoun

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

lighteeeeers...burn yer face off.. lighteeeeers

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

Is there a bog roll in there ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

pffft

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

dat or cuck?

Any way it's woo and should have a gorse!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

Personally

I prefer Hoose.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

As I've explained before

If I called it a hoose, Scotish people would try and live in it!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

I see no problem with that.

In fact, I would very much like to try it.

Can I borrow your hoose?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

I don't have one

I've just got a gorse!

/get orf moi land blog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

Oi'll

Steay on yurh landd orll I wunt Laddy!

GIMME THE HOOSE =]

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

If it's a gorse

Kiwi people will burn it

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

Exactly.

Riverghost = TOLD

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

Its gone all old school round here

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

What?

With the redexes and everything?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

Fine breeding stock !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

looks familiar

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

Let the breeding commence !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

*breeds*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

Itssssss....... NICKY FUCKING CAMPBELL

This man annoys me. Punch him. Punch his face. Punch his FUCKING FACE with a punching machine.

That is all.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

I can condone this...

...but only if we can punch Sara Cox as well

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

you know that bit in sin city where marv is pushing a guy's face into the tarmac from a moving car

i like to imagine that's happening to her

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

^this, ten times over.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

Yes I hate that cunt too..

PUNCH HIM.

(waxdart hello., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

I have set the punching machine onto the "PUNCH HIM" setting.

It will do this until the lectric gets cut off.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

Yes. Have some drill/Goody fun

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

i would...

...like to take a drill to her face

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

£8.5 mil, A bargain!

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WOLF .™, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

Hey! That was my hotel room for the Birmingham Bash!

Didn't realise it was that pricey...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS!

(waxdart hello., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

Sorry. I can't see that you've done there.

'ningles all. We're now up to 29 for the 31st.:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

I might have to shrink that number...

But for the time being, still on for it...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

I'd rather live here

Smack bang at the end of the met line, and just waste money on train fare daily. No bloody way you could convince me to move to London with prices as they are.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

We could offer biscuits!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

At the meet, or to get me to move to London?

The only way I could move to London would be if I shared, and I've got my lovely flat here, thank you. My flat in Aylesbury was £125K, give or take £50, I'd be paying closer to £500K in London.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

Yeah but you wouldn't be living in hicksville:P

*dives for flashy exclusive London cover*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

Hicksville?

YOU'RE the one shacked up with Australians. ;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

Well it's the only way I can get a decent convo

or a shag

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

500!?!?

Where in London are you looking at?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

Camden...

www.rightmove.co.uk/viewdetails-16908595.rsp?pa_n=12&tr_t=buy

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

That's Primrose Hill tho...

You'd be living above Jude Law and Sienna Miller...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

Nice Victorian/Georgian building

split into nice flats.

Like mine. Except over there, and my flat's considerably larger, with 10ft ceilings.

I don't know, I don't know where all the celebrities live. I thought they all lived round here.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

You can find nice flats cheaper in other parts of Camden...

It's just that once you're outside the front door, the effect wears off somewhat as some kid stabs you for the £2.50 in your left pocket and...

ahem.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

My place

in hammersmith is the top floor of a Victorian terrace which comprises of 2 bedrooms and a bathroom and very small box room. Upper floor is actually the roof conversion and comprises kitchen and front room leading out on to roof terrace.
Neighbours just sold a similar flat for £520K
I paid £160k for it ( in a completely dilapidated state ) about 6 years ago.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

Pretty cheap

for london

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

Wot no bridge?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

if I lived in a flat like that I wouldn't keep my tiramisu next to the toilet

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

At least it's clean . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

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