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# Morgan Freeman plays Tiger Woods in the film called 'Obama' directed by Spike Lee
a comment on how americans find some black folks acceptable even when they're racist

erm ... and it's only half finished ... the picture that is ... RoboCliton3000 is dead in the water.

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# robo cliton?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Fruedian ...
Slip
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# frued?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# LOGOVEND IS: FRIED.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# hahahah
i was going to ask "fired" as a joke and then i realized "ah, i see what you did there"

/slow
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# WELCOME TO PEDANTS CORNER ...
please poll up a chiar.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# also i am sorry
you did a fine job on your pic :-)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# It's true. Just give up now.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# oh god
it's true.

fuck.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# RADIOACTIVE BUMPLUG!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# WHY MAGENTA, MAN?
WHY... MAN?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# BECAUSE MAGENTA IS COOLER THAN YOUR FACE.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Screw you lava lamp,
you can't oppress my spirit!










Ya Wank!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT.
THIS GUY RIGHT HERE.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Design is one of tweaknik's lovely characters.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Both of you are infinitely cool then, clearly.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# THIS CAME OUT BRILLIANTLY.
Well done :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# THANKEEEYOUEEE :3
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# That is so great
and so very true.
Have another one of these. I'm definitely going to bed.

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I'll bet you hang around and read this though.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# what the fuck is that shit?
 
apart from shit.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)
# He looks so happy.
Now do a broken one next to him and give him a scared face.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# D:
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Yay! :-D
*Luffs it and the original*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# CRAPPY HANDLE DAY ALSO.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)
# *cuts self*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I have one.
It looks like that.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)
# yaaay lava lamps
^_^
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 7:50, archived)
# saw it and couldn't resist... nice pic though!


Click for bigger (28KB)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# *Maud'Dibs*
Edit: It looked more like a dune worm than tremor worm at first.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# yeah, i never liked the tremors poster, so misleading
makes the actual worms in the movie look like terrible B-movie puppets... i mean what?

nice verbage by the way
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Its a killing word, so I guess it can be a verb.
"Hey Chani, you totally Maud'Dibed that Harkonnen earlier"

or something, I dont know.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# but...but
it was a terrible B movie with badly made puppets.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# That's no way to talk about Kevin Bacon,
Or the sexy female sizemologist.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# the messiah!
take me to my seitch!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Fremen kick ass.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# and drink
their own foetid piss.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# If my eyes would turn glowey blue so would I.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# for those eyes*
I might even drink yours



*or a fiver
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# WONDERFUL!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# slightly spacky 60s dalek


Click for bigger (64KB)
still not sure i like the shiny new ones
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Noicely drawn!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I want a disco dalek
One that finishes with all the little bumbs exploding with glitter and streamers.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I AM GOING TO SNORT A LINE OF PUBIC HAIR
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# DO ME DO ME DO ME
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# PRNT SCRN PLS
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# HAVE YOU BEEN STEALING MY SOAP AGAIN!?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I WANT THIS TO BE DONE IN SONG FORM.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# i like this
it has nice shadows
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I like this!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Make one out of wood and metal!
(and plungers)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Smug Man was under alien control all along...
The bastard.



and just for the other Boris:

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Are you a swearing spider?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Eight legs and a foul mouth.
I might be.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# haha
thank you and thank you

that reminds me of the crab people more than anything
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Quite alright.
more a surprised-looking cockroach, but he can be anything you want him to be.

but no kissing.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# where's the fun in that?
bloody cockroaches.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# His pimp doesn't like it.
the Roach Daddy, if you will.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Damn Roach Daddy
But I won't cross him.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# He's a tough one.
even dropping a brick on him doesn't kill him.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Papa Roach?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Hell, yes.
We used to call my 3rd-year project supervisor that as his name was Peter Roach.
He was a turd.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# CRAAAAAB PEEEEOPLE.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# *Clicks pincers*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Shit, I'll wheel out the big guns.
*fetches Moses cannon*

*fires a Moses*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Moses hits crab man for 38hp
CRITICAL HIT!

crab man takes an additional 5004847hp Red Sea damage.

crab man was eaten by a grue.

Restart Y/N?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# W
Moses walks WEST
PUB
Moses walks into the PUB
BEER
Moses beers himself
Moses has passed out

W
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Crab roast?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I for one welcome our new crab overlords.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# It just so happens robot crab wangers are my fetish. I never thought I'd find someone to share it with
but here you are, darling.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Someone else likes crab 'meat'?
well I never...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Massive Damage.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
i laugh like a loon!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
#

Ninja by Thorsonofodin.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Crabs and ninjas.
Along with orange juice, this provides a balanced diet.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# ORANGE NINJA CRABS!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# SHIT A CRAB.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
#










(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# *kills with laser puppy*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Massive damage!
I'm actually going to bed now, goodnight b3ta.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# G'NAAART SONNEH.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I'm also off.
Night all!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I will be gfoing to bed also
it is late and i have to be up for work in 5 n a half hours.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# smug bastard without the head is well, not very smug
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# He does loose some smug,
but a vast amount still remains.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# ^^ this
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# He's just a bastard now.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# the arrogant angle at which the legs are crossed,
plus the croissaint with beer, when it's obvious he's not a frency say smug, even without the face...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
#
beer orange juice

Well I think it is.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# It could be beer.
I'm guessing this is in the US and their beer is weird.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
#
weird watered down piss
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# testify!
I whole-heartedly agree.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# get rid of his mug
and you're left with s
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# BOOM BOOM
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Thank you, fans, thank you, thank you
I'm here all week.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Ooops, nearly forgot...
*stalks*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# WAHHHHHHHHHHEY!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# DO A BARREL ROLL
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# weeeeeOOOOOOOWwwwwwwwwwww
I was quite impressed with my fly-past barrel roll.

Next trick?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# DO A BARREL ROLL
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Hmm.
I fear the non-satifaction at the aerial version leads me to believe this phrase may relate to some arcane sexual perversion.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# 'Justification' Preview!


Click for bigger (127KB)

the first page of my new comic, called Justification - Hopefully i'll have the whole thing finished by the end of the month!
Thank you and good night!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# the dude?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# *abides*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Arty.
*Offers Hobnobs*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# so the only original content here is your text?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Harry always gets jittey when he is being filmed.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# YES!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# DO ANOTHER
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# AND ANOTHER.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# AND ANOTHER
THEN STOP
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I clicked, and it was no bigger.
I hate you.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# And I have deleted the big one
;(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# :'(((
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# This goes quite well with Kreator,
in a bizarre way. I think I should go to bed.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I think that I too shall retire.
Goodnight B3ta.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# can it be milked?
/ac
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# perpetual motion
QED
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Fuck!
Spack on the tag.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Mended.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# that is brilliant!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I did this earlier:
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# CHEK OUT MY MYSPACE BULETIN!
IT IZ WAI COOL!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
well question one is a good start

1. Do you have a dirty mind?
Do catholic priest fuck little boys?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Hmm, toughy
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# hahaha
Very very good.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# How did you score?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# 10/16
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Oof!
I find one of the rapists scarily attractive.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Third from the bottom, left hand side?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# i gots 13:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# 14
UP YOURS!

Capital letters mean I am shouting in glee and/or anger.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I got them all right.
That isn't quite as impressive as I had hoped, is it?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 8:50, archived)
# 8
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# 12
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Haha
old skool

Me likes
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# That's ever so
magnificent.
I am now bollocksed so goodnight b3ta.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Me too.
but I just. Cant. SLEEP.

:(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# me neither
I can't seem to close poser or stop opening beer.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I have F5-itus again.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# FP THIS NOW

bindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindunbindun
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# BAD AIDS
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Bindun
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# CCUNTTT
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Badger!
EDIT: You are providing a pictorial representation of /talk, AICMFP.


EDIT 2: Thank you everyone for the B3taday wishes. :-D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Happy meltywax day!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# YOU'VE BEEN, LIKE, OLDER FOR TWENTY THREE MINUTES
that's CRAZY.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# SO CRAZY I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE FUCKING TIME
seriously, where did I get twenty three from?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# as for your edit
you're scarily accurate.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# B3ta Happyday!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# ^.^
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# This never fails to scare this shit out of me
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Hahahah
Yepp.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# :]
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I'd better get this when my B3taday comes round
I haven't had a cute naked emo boy in ages :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# You will.
By then I might even have redrawn it or something? I dunno.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# You said you could pull one at an unspecified distance
Your powers are weak old man.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I have glandular fever
meaning I can't kiss anybody for the next three months :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Get boyfriend to gief sexy body kissng?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# It's hard to pull when kissing is not one of the tools at your disposal
and as I am depressingly single at the moment, it seems like there will be no sexy body kissing around here for some time :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I'm just depressing
Well and single, but that's because i'm a social exile and have been jaded by the world of relationships and sexuality.
Hooray!

EDIT: You can always try to find some creepy older men to have their way with you, that requires no kissing.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# I'm single, but with the knowledge I have about something,
I am very very very happy.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Is it cryptic night on b3ta?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# he has a crush on somebody.
go figure.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I want to hear the gossip.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Gossip is bad.
It can upset people. I know.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I trust you don't gossip, then.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Nope.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# 10 minutes, that arse
Actually that doesn't work when you can't see below the waist.

10 minutes, that mouth.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Ooh, bright light!
*Joys*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Woo! tabspacetabtabspace
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Fucks sake, USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION YOU MORON.
I like it :3
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Please don't hurt me.
:[
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Idon't MEAn To hurt you I NEVER WANT TO HURT YOU
*holds you tightly to me*
*hyperventilates*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# RAEP
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Shh.
Calm down. Don't worry. *strokes arm* It'll all be okay.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# *rests head on lap*
ionlywantedtohelptheworld...
*stares into the middle distance*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# You did your best.
It's okay.There's only so much you can do, and you did your best
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# *falls asleep*
^_^
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# That bit's referring to me.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# You could take 'im.
;D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I love that you have faith in me
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Hahahah
This is coming from someone who knows she'd lose in a fight, but wants to get in a fight anyways. ^.^
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I'd lose too :P
We have a great team.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Can I join the team of fail?
Not only am I a weakling, I also have a RASH! :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# lol...
*Kk tags Hexy*
'Ow, NOT ON THE ARMS :('
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# *Hexy tags Kk*
Ow! Why are hitting me!?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# *cries*
w...why *sniff* why does he have to r-r-ruin EVERYTHING!
WAAAAAHHH
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# NO
IT IS A TAG TEAM OF TWO
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# oh... okay...
*walks away dejectedly*
:(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# But you want to hurt me :[
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Yes!
We should all be a tag team! ^.^
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Yes, but just us two
*cries*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Awww.
Don't cry! *huggles*
We have to share our tag team-ness...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# But he was the enemy a second ago!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Ohmigd!
You're right!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# He's trying to infiltrate and take us down from the inside.
Edit: OH MY GOD HE IS AIDS
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# *gigglesnortz*
:]
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Caewan is shit.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# What?
I thought he were your friend?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# He was until he reminded me of The Game.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Agh!
Fuck! *attempts to punch* *misses completely*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# *holds your arms*
It'll be alright. One day he will die.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# *hug*
I do not like The Game.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Shh
And neither do I.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I like milks, however.
I got mum to buy me some semi skimmed especially :D
But I spilled it :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Don't cry over spilled milks!
*hugs*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I shouted to mum "Mum! I spilled the milk"
and she said "Don't cry!"
:P
My sister once cried over spilled milk.
Waste of bloody milk.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Hahahah
Because of that comment, I think I like your mum.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# She's very likeable.
She'd like you, too.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Hahah
Hooray! ^.^

You would be scared of my mum.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Whyyyyyyyyy?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Most people are.
She's not very big, but she's loud, and very full-on. It can be scary. Even I'm scared of her.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Oh hahah
alright then :P
*hugs*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# *hugs back*
x]
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Have you seen this?
It's my favourite of all the ones I've seen
youtube.com/watch?v=4gSJpeZslqo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# USE MSN OR TALK YOU TWATS
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# WE CAN'T USE MSN AND NO FUCKING WAY
You don't have to read it. Hide the motherfucking thread.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# THIS IS NOT TEENTALK.COM
I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO HIDE THIS SHIT.
I wont be posting any more replies over here either because it PISSES PEOPLE OFF
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# We have nowhere else to talk.
I shouldn't need to keep saying that.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)
# haha
everyone is shit, inside.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# nah, not tonight...i have a headache.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# :(
*puts camera back in bag*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# hahahaaha
nice edit!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I am going to stalk you forever I'll have you know.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# YAY!
*feels special*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Isn't that sort of an inappropriate way to treat
the mentally ill?

Surely doorstops would be better.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# only if she keeps telling people about it:(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Get back to your door
*hits with broom*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# har haar. better than feeling you or something.
innit!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Well feel this
Ker-fucking-kertwat!
*makes Bottom punch sound effect*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# *sighs*
men...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# WHERE?!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# well not in my bed sadly.
but else where..i have seen them, so they are real.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# yeah well
unless you were at the antiflag gig last week you didn't have a chance of seeing me in brighton

MARRIAGE OFF
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# (well...
...until next time I'm in Brighton, anyway. I'll probably be at the Great Escape again this year if nothing else... We can get married then.)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# YAY
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# glad you approve
(i even voted for your post because the reply button's gone down to the left. i like to think i'd have voted for it anyway.)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# a true gent you are!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# that's me
gentlemanly to a flaw
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I've seen lesbians
but they're not real. It's something to do with inheritence tax, I forget.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# 7/10
Needs more Edmunds.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Not brown enough.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING EDMUNDS ITS ALL YOU EVER CARE ABOUT
I'M CRYING NOW, AND ON MY SPECIAL NIGHT, HAPPY NOW?

I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# YOU KNEW FROM THE START IT WOULD END THIS WAY.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# ON AN AEROPLANE I SPENT MY TIME PICKING UP GAYS
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# IN CENTRAL NEW JERSEY BORN AND RAISED
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# GROCERY SHOPPING WITH MOFAHA IS WHERE YOU SPEND MORE OF YOUR DAYS
BECAUSE YOU ALL FIAL AT IT
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# SBHS IS WHERE I SPEND MOST OF MY DAYS
BECAUSE HIGH SCHOOL IS SHIT AND I HAVE NO CHOICE


:'[
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH I love the last bit!
*wipes tear off*
*hugs*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# it's true.
If you spent even a couple days at my school, you'd know.
*hugs back*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# People at my school are epic retards.
That's my new insult. Epic retard.
It pisses Richard off :P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# We have
gangstas, preps, jocks, joes, emo/scenesters, and posers. They are all retards. I do not like them.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I like pretty much no-one at my school.
Five people.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# 4 for me.
But I'm thinking my school is bigger than yours, so ration-wise, it's probably the same. :]
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I'd say yours is worse
because you have more kinds of people there.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# This is true.
It is also three floors, two buildings. We have three cafeterias, too, and three different lunch periods. I have a class on the first floor 3rd block, and the third floor 4th block. Also a class on the third floor of the building 1st block, and one on the first floor of the new building second block. xp
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# We have two blocks, three floors, two cafeterias and only one lunch break.
Which isn't at lunch time.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Like
two blocks on a street?

Yeah, I have A lunch both days, and so that means it starts at 10:47 and ends at 11:19. xp
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# No, as in two seperate buildings
we call them blocks :P

Our lunch is 1:10 - 1:50
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# My school had druggies, dealers,
white people pretending to be black, asian people pretending to be black and the working class.

And that was just the teachers.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# hahahahahah
We have lots of people pretending to be black. And lots of druggies.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# So do we.
It's annoying.
The polish girl fancies me. She sits opposite me in our form room staring at me.
It's fucking creepy and I wish she'd go away.
Once, Mr Finnegan asked where Edyta was, and Danny said "Maybe she's gone back to Poland"
I replied "I bloody well hope so"
Then I told Richard about it right in front of her. Good times.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Cubist chalet appears to be falling of a cliff face
Also my hands are libertarianism.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I said I like it like that.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# SEX SELLS, SO TELLS THE TRUTH VENDOR.
I LOVE A PLASTIC GENDER, RETURN ME TO SENDER.
 
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# OH SHIT
NEW EPISODES OF FRISKY DINGO
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# You like your girls silicone filled?
Chilled, freshly killed?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I really like it like that.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGndpuSkWpo

I am sooooo glad somebody ripped this for youtube..
of course I have the DVD myself but would never condone such flagrant copyright violationz
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# That is quite cool.
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# their first single.
 
awww.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# D'you like
RATM?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Sorry to butt in, but I am going to bed now :)
'Night dear *tacklehugs*
*falls asleep*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# mmmm,
I like it, but I don't know what it says about your state of mind...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# basically,
I'm going to fucking kill you in your sleep. :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# aha...
Well, that's nothing a lobotomy wouldn't fix...
Now, where did I leave my special lobotomy spoon?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Glad to see teenage angst hasn't changed since my day
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# it was better before the internet, when we just kept it to our fucking selves
 
/not a comment on the picture nor even b3ta, but a general observation
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Ah, but now you can post pictures or poems,
and have people half way across the world tell you how deep you are.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Yeah, all you had then was a diary that you would hope
someone found. NOT ME THOUGH I WAS FUCKING BULLETPROOF.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# thankfully I was more interested in drugs than self-pity or attention.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# What this internet needs is more drugs.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# FUCKING YES!
*clicks*

*seeks therapy*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# FNORT!
I LIKES THIS AMS IS.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# *Headcrabs*


'Lo B3ta.

Hummus levels low :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# AWWWWW!
I LOVE THE FRIENDLY OCTOPUS!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Yay! Lovely!! :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# It appears to be a gentle and sensuous lover.
Woo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Tentacle lurve
Woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# 'Ning lovely lady!
How do?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# yay!
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Mini-cthulu?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# seriously
totally
adorable.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Awww
can I keep him? I'll hug him and kiss him and love him and call him George...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# It is all about the hugs:)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# "friendly"?
positively zealous!

we tried to edit the wikipedia article on octopusses/podes/pi the other day to argue that they've been hired by various brothels to take care of the handjobs. wikipedia didn't like this much.

can i post this here because i'm quite happy with it? it has nothing to do with your post but it's the first step in shopping a really smug photo of a friend of mine onto smug bastard and i'm really happy with it.



no apologies for size. 7k's only seven times more memory than the zx81 had.

(edit: i know there's no back to the collar, chiefly because i've only done this for headswaps rather than strictly as a headless smug bastard. but i'm beginning to think a back to the collar would be a good plan.)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Looking good so far,
but why remove smug bastard entirely? Why not just paste your friends head over the top?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# different haircuts, slightly different angle to the head
basically it didn't quite work so i thought fuck it, i might as well have something i can use for anyone's head if they annoy me :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Touche.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# i like it
can see an outline of his head, although that may be because i know where it should be and am looking for it.
better than my first effort
just realised you can see the reflection of his hand in the piano
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# not too shabby though
took me a bit to see where you'd airbrushed it all out.

to be honest i think i took out all of smug bastard's head just because i was enjoying airbrushing too much...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Don't abuse wikipedia
It was designed to be what the origins of the internet were all about
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# yeah i know
i don't really like vandalising things like that. i've no qualms with dicking with the pages on transformers or the minutae of dragonball z characters' favourite breakfasts (though others would also point out you shouldn't do that, either) but i don't really like messing with the proper bits of wikipedia that are actually something.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# these things
tend to remind me of predator, i think i can see the absence of what's been scrubbed?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# .
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# wow
the gif doesn't half show up the airbrushing around his head
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# /horns
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# wow
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# lovely hot dog you've got there son
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# This is one of my fav source images
I've had it for years but still dont know what to do with it.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# masturbate furiously?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# dear god
i thought that rofl flaps at the bottom at first
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# HOW FRIENDLY?
I WANT MEASUREMENTS.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# 574 1/16 Brownstains
or 12.3434 (reaccuring) Borstals in metric.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# AND THATS PRETTY FUCKING FREINDLY.
*1 Brownstain = 1 Casper the friendly ghost friendliness.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# *Squibbons*

cfb
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Mocking Solemnity
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# His back is turned; his dreams are unfulfulled.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Cor!
That's quite fucking awesome.

What did you do it with? It looks like pastels or summat.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Just good old
Photoshop...

Oh, and drone metal, lots and lots of drone metal.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# OOh
alright. ^.^
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Drone metal conducive to arts.
*makes notes*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# For quite a while, I thought he was facing towards the right and aiming some kind of bazooka.
Now I understand. Woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Reaper rock ftw
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I quite agree.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# that is pretty splendid
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Woooooooow!
That's lovely! :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# That's fabtastic :3
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# darth maul
play geeetar?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Good evening, I am having trouble sleeping
so have made this in the hope it will fix that, and maybe anyone else who needs it :D

(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Hahahahah
THIS MAKES ME :D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# ^This with added
HELLO MCBADGER!!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# ^This with added
HELLO MCBADGER!! because frankly, I don't think you meant it.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I ALWAYS mean it.
McBadger is my biznitch.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I just got out of bed for the first time today to go to the loo
and fell over :(
I really wanna do some drawing, but that would mean firing up the other computer... would it be worth it?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Yes!!
Awesome-o-Pard?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# we shall see :D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I vote yes : )
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# mkay :D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# this reply has a subject line
and some text in the body.
by the time you work out that it has nothing to do with anything here and it is a waste of time reading,it will be too late because you have just read it.
caryy on.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Hahah! You flappy willy :D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# did not read!!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I WANT MY THREE MINUTES BACK
 
I MOVED MY FINGER ALONG UNDER THE LETTARS AND EVERYTHING
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I will buy you a
ReaderHelper.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I just want a roflcoptor
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Okay.
You can has.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# NING
to you two and everyone else at b3ta towers
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# How are you tonight, biznitch?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I am great, mate (poetry, init)
was made to sit through an episode of skins with a ladyfriend, I think that in itself proves she is not the one for me. What have you been up to good sir?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Not much, really.
I posted a letter today.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# No I think you'll find that if you are under the age of 30
and don't like skins you will be ostracised from society for not wanting to see people vomit on eachother.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I don't like watching it
because it involves people uglier than me getting laid more frequently than me, and that makes me want to hurt things.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Damn young people
Can't you just be happy with an amicable relationship and repressed sexuality.

FUCKERS!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Isn't that got Nicolas Hoult in it?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# HURT AND POST!
HURT AND POST!
HURT AND POST!
HURT AND POST!
HURT AND POST!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# there was a girl who seemed keen to get her tits out alot
but if I wanted to see tits, well, do I have to explain where this is going?

:D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Th-there's an actual B3ta towers?
I thought everyone was like me, sitting at home in their bedrooms, typing on a keyboard embedded into the back of a dying lesbian chained to the radiator :(
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Of course not.
Mine's already dead.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# No, everyone else is on the internet.
It's just you who isn't.
We hate to tell you like this, but we feel that you are not worthy of entering B3ta Towers' hallowed halls.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Aww, alright then, you can come in!
*opens gates*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# there is, in my room at least
made out of lego
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# 'Lo!
Howzit?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# wassaaaap :o)
grand, thankies, and you?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Super Strong Neodymium Rare Earth Magnets- 25 Pieces, listing #6572708
/ac

I'm doing super. I went to the doctor today. That is all.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Why'd you go to the doctor?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# For a checkup
the results of my blood work. It got postponed, it was 'sposed to be last week. It was very quick, and not very interesting. But I need a shot next time.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Aww *hugs*
*references past conversation about not fearing needles*
*hugs more*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Heheh
*hugs back*
Guess it will only be a little jab. It's for meningitis.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# AAAAAAAHHHHH REPERCUSSIONS!!!!!
I'm only joking - I was so scared I went to get mine four times and backed out the first three times. The fourth time, I didn't feel it and I remember asking them if they'd done it. Turns out they had.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Hahahah
Now the truth comes out.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# The truth is:
It does not hurt. At all.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Ookay
But in a year, if I come home in pain, I'll...I'll...err...




fuck.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# You won't!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Better not.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# If you do, feel free to attack me
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# kay!
^.^
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# *gets extra large pain inducing needle*
*awaits Kk*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# fucking shitty magnets? ;)
doctor? ooh er, hope you're well!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I am.
'Twas a checkup 'nd all.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# neodymium magnets are ace
even the small ones I have can pin a hammer to the fridge door
/not ac
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Ookay.
I'm on my mum's computer, so it was probably something with Etsy. xp
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Now I will never sleep again.
I hope you're happy.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# :D this wouldn't help me to sleep
all I can hear in my head when I look at it is Dambusters!

Woo!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Parasheepers?
Muchos Woo-os.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# wooly jumpers, maybe!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# best batch of combat supply ever!

(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Haha
Hooray!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# zzzzzzzzz
*types in his sleep*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# THIS IS WONDERFLUFF^_^
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# SO THAT IS WHAT CLOUDS ARE MADE OF!
WOO!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# FLUFF FROM ABOVE!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# haha!
he seems oblivious to his current situation!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# The meger force of gravity is of no concern to Burt
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# this needs a western guitar soundtrack :)

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# hahaha, here have this too
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# That's a lovely thing to see before heading off to bed.
Ta!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun??? apple....
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# haha
this is clever on many levels and I like it :D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# in before Mushroom

(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# We're all going to feel his powerful but brief wrath :(
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# FEAR AT THE HANDS OF THE ONE NAMED FUNGI.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# HAMBURGER
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# WITH NO FUCKING BEETROOT!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# THE FUCKING WAY GOD FUCKING INTENDED.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# in out in out
you shake it all about


Woo!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
#

I shall use this image as my reply
Oops, I uploaded teh rough one and cant be bothered to change it. LOL
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# teehee
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# WHY DO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# BECAUSE YOU LIKE UNDERAGE GIRLS
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I sense some projection here
LOL
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Hm?
Edit: Ohhhhh I see what you mean!
Hahahahahahahah!!!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Well I AM underage.
And I like girls my age.
He ISN'T underage.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# you want to bone hexachordal too?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# What a stud.
Don't turn your back Nipples, your arse is next.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY BACK NIPPLES!?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I bribed kittyvomit,
she told me everything.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# *FEELS BETRAYED*
*CRIES*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Calm down, sweetcheeks.
Yes, she even told me that.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# ROFLOFLOFLOFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# GET TO THE CHOPPER!

(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Christ,
I hardly think a vasectomy's the solution here :S
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# shut up and hold still

(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# THAT IS WAI COOL!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# because you love me and everything I do.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# he's watching you pee you know

(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I'd love to watch sir pigeon nipples peeing,
emptying his bladder into the pan and fuck cant type one handedddd
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# and for an extra tenner I'll smear my chest with my own feaces.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# WAIT I'LL JUST GET ME CAMERA
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# SET IT TO PANORAMIC BABY
COS THA SHITS GONNA START FLYIN ANYTIME NOW!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# AROUSAL: INCREASING
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# hahahahahah.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# fuck
that looks tasty
*hungers*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# so sorry, but i can't do better
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# glad the mirror
has such elegant filenames
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Oooh
that's super gorgeous. ^.^
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# wonderful!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Nice luminence. Or whatever it is.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# woooooooow
*ooohs*
*aaaahs*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Now what would really round the evening off would be a post by mofaha.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
spooky!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I say we rename 11:21 pm MOFAHA O'CLOCK
forever.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Naaa
I'd have to buy new clocks!:O
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# true :(
Even so, I am being kept entertained by the thought of a cuckoo coming out at 11:21 and going 'moFAha! moFAha! moFAha!'
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# "If you build it, he will come."
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# spidey!
you okay?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
#
 

 
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# this^
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Yes!!
:D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# OOH, GHOSTIE.
I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO ASK ABOUT BOARDING ARRANGEMENTS.

I MAY BE SWINGING BY THE BASH, AS I'M FEELING COOL. :)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# whatever esle he says, you'll need to bring a printer
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# So we can make printer babies.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Fucking COME.
Seriously.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# You know, I think I just did.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# PARTIALPISS!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# WHITE WEEWEE
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# + in my mouth.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Not mine.
Yours.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# all my dreams are coming true.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# You catch.
I shout SAAAAAHHHHHWING BADDABADDABADDA and crouch behind you expectantly.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# You go west.
You find yourself in open woodland.
You are eaten by a grue.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Not the strangest chat up line I've ever heard...
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Oh hai sexy la-OH MY CUNTING HELL, YOU'RE NOT A LADY.
HOW IS THAT ONE? :3
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I am not a shark, you mean young man.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# :(
I don't know how interested in you I can be now I have heard this revalation..
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Works for me
every time. I'm a sucker for text adventure seduction.

W
You are in a bar
BUY DRINK
You cannot buy a drink, your breath smells of farts.
EAT CRISPS
No you stupid fuck, crisps are not for you, fartmouth! Fartmouth! You are dead, you scored 3/200. Try again Y/N

*comes*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
I'm properly laughing at that.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Yeah no probs, I'll add you to the list.
EDIT: You may want to add yourslef to the list. Not for organisational purposes, it just makes me look popular:P
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# WAHOO.
*sets moneys aside*

I'm not sure how much moneys I have saved, but they should be enough for a ridiculously cheap bus to and from London, hotel costlings, and a few beerses :)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I'll buy you a beer.
I promise you this right now.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I too will buy the creator of balloonkitties a pint.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I LOVE YOU BOTH EQUALLY :)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# megabus is worth looking at.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I love that there is a company called Megabus.
it's just so beautifully simple... we have buses, we are awesome. Fuck the lot of you.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Hahahaha excellent.
Why aren't you in advertising?!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I was thinking about them :)
I'll be there with bells on!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# If I can't confirm that I'm coming for quite a while,
would I still be likely to be able to get a room?
Or would I have to drink myself into a stupor and find a convenient alleyway?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I'm sure we can work something out.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Oh dear, it's like being back at bible camp.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# or that time when I had really nasty constipation
*badum psh*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Except the crosses are the other way up:)
nighty 'ningles all. Bed and Family Guy awaits.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# You spelt gay wrong
LOLOLRnvcjvckancsnvrnewvjkdasli
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Utterly fantastic!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Brilltastic :)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# you get better and better and better and better and better
then maybe a little worse, but it's okay because you've got a cold or something I dunno, you don't say, but it's okay, because your standards are usually high and everyone slips up sometimes then you get better again and better and even better i like this woo yay woo.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# hahahah
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# ^this
I currently put him somewhere around the 4th better in the cycle.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# stage six is estimated to arrive some time around christmas next year
to coincide with the Second Coming of Mutated Monty.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Ashally
where's monty these days? He hardly ever posts.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# He has ascended into the firmament*
*cheap satellite tv programmes
Ashally, I don't know :)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
calm down dear, it's only a website :)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Michael Winner?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# SO YOU SAY!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# You think it's a joke?
OBSERVE MY FLARED NOSTRILS AND THINK AGAIN!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# BIG AS A MULE, BIGGER!
*clutches duck fearfully*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# like a red rag to a bull
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# where's your post?
i can't see it
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
#


\ /
\()/
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# ~~~~\o/ ~~~~~/\~~~~
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Hahah
fucking YES
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# crap.
NEXT!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
that's fantastic, in a '80's solarised pop video' kind of way*


*is a compliment


edit: you need to make a tutorial, or send me the photoshop file or something, cos even though i don't want to rip this off, i do want to figure out how you did it
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Hmmm
maybe I'll put a tutorial together at some point. You know how disorganized I am though so don't hold your breath :)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# 1) be born with prodigious talent
2) spend years training in traditional media
3) buy photoshop
4) KITTIN
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# hello sexy

(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# HEY THERE, SHINY FACE
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Hello
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Hi
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# HEY THERE RAGBOY
Ah, I'm going to check for updates...
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Touchdown!
Wonderful stuff. Don't stop invetigating!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# That one works rather decently.
Gold star
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# WOAH
 
even more fantastic than usual!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I think someone needs to teach her
how to put make up on.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Haha
good to have you back :)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# looks like twiggy!
IT'S FUCKING SHITE*, GOD HOW DARE YOU MAKE SO MANY SHITE* PICTURES!


*replace shite with brilliant ;)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# He got served.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# oooo i like that!
i share my birthday with twiggy, and mama cass and francis farmer...a friend said i'm a mix of all of them..:D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# COR!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# *pisses bob dylan-ness*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# These are just effing lovely!
I am often in awe! :D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# That one is defintely ace.
The best for ages out of a generally very high standard. It's the blue layer that does it, although I couldn't precisely say how.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I'd take a uneducated guess along the lines of
it's becuase it's the inverse of what the correct shading there should be where it should meet the black background, so it manages to border the image without it standing out and clashing horribly.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Good golly!
Thats fantastic. Have many many woos good man.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry] H&M
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# As opposed to the marijuana made out of meat?
;-)

If only. If only H&M sold weed. World'd be better.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Yes
This is what I was thinking.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Meat Marijuana.
Make it happen, Captain.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# BaconJuana!
salty toasted
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Bacon....and.....weed?
FUCKING HELL.

WHY HAS NOBODY ALREADY THOUGHT OF THIS?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# RIGHT
I'm off to roll a joint with bacon for rizla.

I shall keep you informed!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I'd do that
but I have no bacon in the house.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Yes,
neither do I...

ah well, rizla shall have to do...

*toddles off for a schmoke*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Actually I know a stunning recipe
involving sauteed thinly sliced sprouts, bacon and grass:)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I demand you make this at the bash :D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# MMMMMMM bacon sandwich my arse.
BREKKIE!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# that sounds not bad
but my former neighbour's grass chocolate cakes were quite something too.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# because bacon is fucking vile.
 
*smokes*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# That's all I smoke these days
100% aberdeen angus, rolled on the thighs of a veal.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# yar
sure they would sell more... everything would feel really really nice..
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# gives new meaning
to rolling a joint
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# A pound of pure Columbian brisket.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# bindun.
I jest, I jest!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# You shall not lose that lovin' feeling
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# No I have it right here
In between testicle one and testicle two.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Which one is which?
Is the numbering system due to size or working your way left to right?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# No
They are numbered by the number of times they had cameos in the popular sitcom 'Friends'. Number one wins as it dated Rachael for a full three episodes.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# You only have two?
Loser.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# No
I said it was between one and two.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# One and a half?
Which half? Top or bottom? Left or right?

(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# fractionist!
What's wrong with quarters?!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# That reminds me of a joke from school.
A guy goes to the doctor because he's woken up with three testicles. The doctor tells him it's fine and not to worry about it.

He's a bit weirded out by it all, and on the bus ride home turns to the guy next to him and say "Between the two of us we have five testicles".

I can't remember the punchline.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# "That's okay, I'm not really a nun"
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Is it something to do with being on a bus with Take That?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# aaaaaaahhhahhhahhah!
 
fuck yes.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Just messing about.

You can has Bert McCracken
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I don't know who this is
but I like it :)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# The Used.
He's their singer. Wait...wait...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TimmZsfOd-4
My favorite song of theirs. I think it's so sweet. And his voice makes me :D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I like that.
In fact I will acquire the album.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Yay!
^.^
Lies For The Liars is a great album.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Ok! :D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# He am of THE USED
and is the winner of the 'most simultaneously lame and awesome name evar' award.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# i was confused with craig mccraken
who invented the powerpuff girls
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I *heart* the powerpuff girls
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# dexter's lab FTW
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Ooh that too!
The one where he needs a fart and thinks he's going to die!!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# *admits*
I do too.
I love it when they make Mojo Jojo's brains come out
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Yes!
^.^
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I am an eighteen year old male
and am proud to say that I love the powerpuff girls. They am all of the awesome.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I had a Powerpuff Girls shirt
but it dissapeared. D:
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# yeah, that was me.
it fits me perfectly though.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Oh alright.
It was kinda big on me, but I was in 3rd or 5th grade when I had it. So...eh.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Something was too big for you?
Why am I not surprised! :D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I have an awesome white and black striped hoodie thing
and it's a guy's small. AND IT'S FUCKING GINORMOUS! What I'm wearing now is an extra small. xp
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I'm wearing a large :P
What's a large like on you?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I have some stuff that's large.
Like, tshirts. They're very baggy on me. I also own a couple XL/XXL tshirts, just cos they're awesome band tees from ebay. ^.^
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Oh right :)
Well don't try and make yourself fit into them, for God's sake.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Hahah
I'm not about to. They're like, kneelength on me. And I can't grow that tall. Nor do I want to.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# If you do, can you cut your legs off at the knees?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Hahah
what!? I dunno if I wanna do that. Sounds painful.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# But then you'll stay dainty!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Ahh
hahahah
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# is it sad that i knew who the lead animator of that show was?
i need to get out of film school and into my cardboard box where i belong
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# You get erections at the powerpuff girls
Aren't there legislations against these things?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# it's been a while, they're probably legal
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Lies and slander, kind sir!
I made no sexual reference to them whatsoever!

mind you, who wouldn't want to take Mojo Jojo from behind...
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Isn't he a monkey?
And they say the 1950s generalisations about the gay community were inaccurate...
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# hahahahha
that made me do a real life high-pitched giggle.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Well I do have a moist lips
and roaming hands.

Sorry what?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# WE FIGHT CRIME
 
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# ahahahaha
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah
fuck!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Tahkcalb found those pictures, apparently it's all the same guy.
 
it only dawned on me much, much later that it's a Power Puff cosplay
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Hahahah
I was a Powerpuff Girl in, like, 2nd or 3rd grade for Halloween. I even had a mask so I would have the giant eyes and stuff.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Hahah!
I went as the grim reaper once, but I couldn't find a scythe, so I covered my face in wax, grabbed my lightsabre and went as the Sith Lord.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I was a vampire prom queen this past year! ^.^
And I went as a 'punk' two years in a row, which means I dressed pretty normal, just put a couple more rips in my jeans. And got free candy. ^.^
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Hahah cheeky!
You saw what I wore last year, and the year before I was the invisible man. I was covered in bandages around my head, and I could barely see through my sunglasses.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# That was Tesco Value right?
Hahahah
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# It was :)
Also: this album is really good :D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# The Used?
yay! ^.^
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Yes :)
I rather like them.
I also like listening to bands I know nothing about.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Hooray!
They tend to make me happeh.
I don't like to know what some bands look like. Some bands, I can kinda guess what they'll look like, and so I don't care, but others, I it dissapoints me if I see what they look like. *coughincubuscoughcough*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Yeah, I haven't researched much into Incubus.
I took the first time you mentioned that as a warning.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Yes!
That's right! I've complained about that before. They're background info is nothing, you know? Guys who met up in high school and formed a band. But it's like, don't image search them. Also, don't image search Nico with safe search off.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I won't.
:)
Thanks for the warning, and I do remember you mentioning it before.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Okay.
I tend to repeat myself.




I tend to repeat myself.

(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES!!!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# *head s'plodes*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# [/:-)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# or Phil McCracken
"Mr Goatse" to you.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Beaten like the dirty boy you are to it, I'm afraid.
;-)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# dammit
i should read more.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# You read enough.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Not Craig Mclachlan, who was in Neighbours.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# oh no.
 
I thought I'd forgotten about him.
He had a band too, Check One Two I think it was
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# pffffft!
 
excellent fawning on his imdb profile:
www.imdb.com/name/nm0572112/bio
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I only managed the first sentance.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# He liked leather and had big hair.
He was Australia's answer to The Hoff.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *pfftsnort*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# THANK YOU KIND DEATHCAT
*takes your Bert McCracken*
*pays you fifty*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Shhhh!
You'll ruin the letter :P
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# haha SHIT
sorry, I forgotsed that was an original ClanSoul :(
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Well I didn't make the name
but I attributed it to her myself.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# YOU ARE WELCOME KIND HEXY
*hands over Bert McCracken*
*takes fifty*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# ZAK MCKRACKEN?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# BERT
BERT MCCRACKEN. L2READ n00b!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# FUCK OFF.
BERT MCCRACKEN COULDN'T DO SHIT AGAINST THE ALIEN MINDBENDERS
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# But he can sing gorgeously.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# BUT CAN HE TRAVEL TO MARS?
I DON'T THINK SO.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# He might be able to.
I haven't talked to him about that.

CAN YOU TRAVEL TO MARS!?
DIDN'T THINK SO!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I FUCKING CAN.
I'VE BEEN TO THE FACE ON MARS AND THE BUTT ON MERCURY.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# YOU TELL ME LIES
YOU TELL ME LIES SO I WILL LOVE YOU. IT DOES NOT WORK!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I demand he change his name to Phil.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# My exact words of response to that were:
...Phil McCrack..?-HAHAHAH
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# ;-)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Thank you for helping me understand that joke.
Otherwise I would've been wandering around muttering, "Phil McCracken...Phil McCra..."
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Hahah
silly Kk!
Oh, I got onto b3ta at school today, because my english teacher asked about what I do online.
So I showed her the conversation about Peg Leg Ian :P
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# social worker ahoy!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# That was the one where we discussed chess, too
right? Hahah
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Yes :)
And she agreed with what I said about you making up stories with the pieces.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Hahahah
I haven't done that yet with the punk chess pieces we made, but I keep seeing them in the fron room, and thinking about it. ;D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I have a puppet here.
It's an orange chicken.
His name is Lester Chicken :)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Ohmygod.
Hahahahah ^.^
That's amazing
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I had a video of him.
It's called the "Lester Files"
I don't know where it is now, though.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Aww
I wanna see that! ^.^

Also, I just remembered seeing a video you did about popsicles or something. It confused me.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# ZAK.
CHANGE IT TO ZAK.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# FAE.
CHANGE IT TO FAE.

SERIOUSLY, CHANGE YOUR NAME.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Then marry someone whose surname is
Terroma
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# My ex's surname was Grey-O'Shea.
And yes, it's one of the many reasons we split.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# YOU KNOW, I THINK I MIGHT.
ONLY IF YOU LEGALLY CHANGE YOUR NAME TO "FUNKY MCTITPANTS"
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# now THAT is a good name
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I can't be sexy and called that.
TREAD CAREFULLY
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# CHOOSE WISELY, ADVENTURER.
FOR ONLY ONE PATH LEADS TO THE GOAL.

THE OTHER, WILL LEAD YOU NOWHERE... FOR ETERNITY.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# :O My mind's gone blank.
What is that?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Nothing.
I made it up.

As I couldn't remember any quotes from Knightmare :'(
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Ooooh if I were a younger woman.
That dry wit'd floor me.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Younger?
You'd barely be legal.




Which would definitely make you my type.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Phwoar.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# welcome, watchers of illusion
to the castle of confusion
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# oooh
knightmare *glee*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# THANK YOU
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Pretty much.
Only, if Treguard ever said that, I'm fucking awesome at guessing.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# ARGH!!!
THE FUCKING SKIN IS FALLING OFF OF HIS FACE!
ARGH IT'S A SKULL!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# LIFE FORCE DIMINISHING, TEAM.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# ENTER STRANGER
Can't believe our cunting brother got to audition for that show because we were too shitting young.

No wonder I think he's a cunt.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Also, he's a dumb cunt.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# i've just become a facebook fan of knightmare
and am soooooooooooooooooo tempted to go and youtube some vids, but really need to finish this case study off for tomorrow or my arse is on the line :(
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I might download some.
I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to find the video of the kids that totally fucking failed, but nearly didn't.

Apparently the floor was falling around the kid, all he had to do was walk forward, and some fucking DINGUS just says "SIDESTEP TO YOUR LEFT"


OH WAY TO GO CUNT, WE LOST NOW.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# dingus?
really?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# sure you can
just use Fae as a stage name
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# This is an idea.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# i take 50% ideas tax
or chocolate
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I can provide chocolate.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# we have a deal
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# damn!
beaten to it!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# *bows*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# *arrows*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# That bloke what is
from that band, and was fucking kelly osbourne once upon a time?

If so, I like.

If not, then I have no basis for comparison, and therefore find it scary and boo.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# It is
although I dunno about the fucking Kelly Osbourne bit.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I may be making that part up... I don't really know.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Oh alright
Hahah
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Another nice one
You can Bert McCracken anytime, Miss Killerkitti.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I think amoebaboy's R2D2 is excellent, however his camera skills...
...are spot on for selling reflective things on eBay
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Hahah this was done earlier! :D
Still funny, though.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# aww
crap :(
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# grow some testes man!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# you cunt
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# TURNTABLES!
WINNARRR
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# What the hell is going on tonight?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# This
I have just come home, someone fill me in.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# People are being unnecessarily cruel to ClanSoul
because Killerkitti seems to like him more than she likes other people.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# That's not very fair.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# yes, there are far more deserving people we could be bullying.
 
ON-LINE.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# you know what they say about arguing on the internet
special olympics etc.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I MISS THE HAPPY BOARD WE USED TO HAVE.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# FUCK OFF
CUNT.

etc etc
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Good times, good times.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# goodness, i made that when i was still using IE
the firefox speed sure mongs it up proper :-D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# WATCHA DOIN, MUU?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
#


i finally remembered the password to my old, ancient photobucket account... lotta good memories in there
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# U FILTAD!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Are we not all a bit too grown up for this then?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Quite so.
I say we go back to drawing cocks, and making kittens say funny things, like the mature individuals we once were.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I am not a bully, I am six kinds of lully.
 

 
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I love you :)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I'm sure you are
and most of the night shift b3tans seem to be, rather surprisingly.
But I prefer the night shift anyway.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# nope
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# haha
nabend!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# hallo! :)
I should really go to bed , but I didn't have my daily b3ta dose yet :)
fucking GMT+1
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# he dove out of isketch when some people suggested that drawing was him
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Can you blame him?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# well yeah, because it wasn't necessarily directed malice... as much a comment on the drawer as anything else
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# yeh m3 cant draw djs for shit
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# oops
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# and he called me a dick and an ass
I just wanted to get that on record
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# well...
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Ooooh is that a quote?
EveNing, Mr Toast.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# sure is
all I'd done is point out that something he said sounded very bitchy toward a male B3ta colleague and also that his searching through mofaha's Flickr account was tantamount to stalking.

(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# And at this point, I'm not going to get involved.
Although I probably won't be able to stand it and wade in with both size 6s. But rest assured I'll be chastising myself.

*resolutely fluffs and puts tin hat on*

How are you?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# can we watch you chastise yourself?
it would be very theraputic
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Put the fleshlight down, honcho
;-)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# hahahaha
best reply evar.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# oooh, i'm a honcho now, am i?
RAR!

*struts around, all honcho-like*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# You are a dick and an ass.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# can i, like, claim partial mindpiss there?
i love you really HT
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# *awards you partial mindpiss, on a timeshare basis*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# is that "mind" or just "piss"?
:)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# hahahaha,
so predictable
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Admittedly you were behaving like both of these things, online.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# really?
I used no swear words, made no overly basic abusive comments (you smell, your ears are big, etc etc), simply made what I thought were cheeky replies to the words he'd typed.


Because fuck me, I though I was on B3ta
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# REMEMBER:
different rules apply for those too young or sensitive to take the joke.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Why do you have so much difficulty admitting that you've been an arse?
Seriously, it's like you have some sort of pathological disorder.

SOMETIMES PEOPLE SAY THINGS THEY SHOULDN'T. WE ALL DO IT. YOU DO IT.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I TOUCHED WIENERS WITH MY COUSIN
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT OVER HERE
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEENEEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSSS.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# and why do you target me when dozens of people
swan around this site calling people cunts for no reason and being genuinely malicious when all I'm doing is having a laugh along with numerous other people?


I guess we'll never know
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# could be the flashing neon sign over your head saying "target me! target me!"
i did try to warn you that might cause a problem
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I call a cunt a cunt.
Sorry if you think that I'm singling you out. I'm not. I guess it's one of those perception versus reality things.

Are you ready to admit your own personal faults or is that beyond you?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# look, for the umpteenth time
you clearly have a massive problem with me, just put me on ignore.

I know I am an overly talkative soul, but I also know that I am genuinely being harmless and jokey. Unlike you who is calling me a cunt.

It's easy to tell the difference between malice and B3ta fun time, and my posts I'm pretty much certain, have never said "you are a cunt", "your work is shit" or anything like that. I'll sleep sound tonight knowing I have not been abusive to others or deliberately tried to hurt anyone.

You on the other hand, can sleep tight knowing that you've genuinely made me question why I come to B3ta some days.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Because we love you!
*cuggles*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Happytoast
Why arnt you the one ignoring him?

Honestly, from the point of an innocent bystanding lurker, it looks like hes trolling you.

Give it a rest and youll all feel fluffy.

Getting angry at a screen is not very rewarding!

NSFW REMINDER OF THE HORROR
www.mazca.com/fileupload/uploads/norkage.jpg
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Phwoar, look at the tits on that.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# jesus that picture is all of the wrong
I'd put people on ignore, but I don't like the idea of them posting giant nasty messages in response to my animations that I can't see :(
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# agreed
but blatently any shitty responses to your pics would be dickish considering the quality.

It seems to me there was a massive jump in the skills you possess for drawings about 4 months ago or so, did you get new software or something?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# You say mean things to people sometimes.
Why is that so difficult for you to admit? Honestly.

You can dish it out, but you really can't take it. It displays a genuine lack of maturity on your part.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Jesus tittyfucking christ on a pogo stick in the vatican
Theres a difference between teasing and calling someone the single worst word in english repeatedly, with emphasis.

The genuine lack of maturity is not being displayed by happytoast. I dont know either of you, im just a bystander, but just give it up, will you? Both of you do decent pics that I would miss, and it honestly pisses me off to see genuine hostility on b3ta, one of the few places where insults-with-humour are appreiciated (usually).

Stop arguing now, or ill make you shag my ex girlfriend.

(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Well... If no-one else wants to......
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# hahaha this
although if you don't mind, i'll pass
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I didn't say there was anything wrong with it ;)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Well apparently I'm gay anyway, so I may as fucking well
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# apparently?
one would hope you'd know better than anyone else
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# In all seriousness fella
Learn to take a fucking joke. I've been called every name under the sun on here and you've got to take it as for what it is.

Aw fuck it, I'm not even explaining, if you ever see a b3tard called Baz, close your browser and have a day off b3ta because we are utter pussycats compared to the old guard.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# It's like an initiation into b3ta, being abused.
I remember when I first joined, and took said abuse personally and seriously, and got into rather heated arguments with people.

Then I learned that I was on b3ta (and also grew up a bit) and just got the fuck over myself.

All that said, this may have nothing to do with Clan's situation, as I don't know the lad...

But in my experience, you just have to go along with it and grow to love it, or piss off to ebaumsworld.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# You don't have to be abused
I don't think I ever have been on here.
I've had a few people take dislike to some of my work and styles but that's fair enough.

I agree that people shouldn't take stuff here so seriously, given the nature of the board. If you can't take a joke then there's a chance you're really gonna have trouble here.

But equally, there's some bitching and nastiness that shouldn't be done anyway, telling people to learn to take a joke does not make it acceptable and does not excuse the fact the person doing it is being a fucking twat.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Agreed.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# what's wrong with being gay?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# homophobic mothers?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Michael Gambon said on Top Gear he had to give it up
because it made his eyes water
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I remember that...
Love teh Gambon.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Nothing at all.
I'm just not.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Surely you've noticed just how much homoeroticism goes about on this board.
No need to take any of it personally.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# *bums*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# OMG, I'm not a gay.
I don't even like boys.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# *FACE BUMS*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# This is incredible.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# liar!
you've got pictures of boys bottoms all over your house! I've seen them when I was taking more photos of boys bottoms round there the other day
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# YOU SAID YOU ONLY HAD EYES FOR MY BOTTOM
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# yes
*hides giant photo book of boys bottoms under cushion*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# but you just said you were!


Honestly though, you've never heard the expression "you're gay for...."?
I'm gay for Baked Alaska Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream. It's hardly something I would consider possible to take offence at.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# No, I was being sarcastic.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Is that a mixing desk?
Camp stove?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# courtesy
of isktech.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received,
and consequently this county is at war with Germany.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Hah what
Churchill is not boardtalk.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'!!!!! First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think sow I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
#
 

 
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# FRESH
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# white domination!
racist!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# heh.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Yays
We've just hit the 30 people mark with the addition of Mushroom losing his London bash cherry:D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# WOO!
I totally persuaded him to come.
*is cool*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# GO EAT A DICK, SMITH
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Best leave him alone...
...I don't want ANOTHER teen suicide on my conscience... :)

G'nite you bunch of wankers
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# 3rd times the charm...
righty i'm off - tara!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# 'NIGHT SkUG!!!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# g'night!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# GOODNIGHT SKUG :3
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# bindun :p
but well done sir
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I will shoot the next person to say bindun
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# i think thats bindun too
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha
thank you
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
wtf !
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# just think of all the people now thinking about you in the nude with your camera!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# That's no telescopic lens!
It's a spacestation!

Oh wait....
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# someone mentioned reflecto porn the first time i posted it
id never heard of it before, seems its all the rage on the internets.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# well, e-bay, at any rate.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I know I am.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Third time today!
Jeez, talk about great minds and all that! Or is it sick minds....?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# this is b3ta
we are leigon
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# bindu... er.. I mean.. WOO!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# NUDNIB.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# hahah! i will never say bindun again
nudnib from here on!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I never knew they could do this.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# They can't.

I bet it's photoshopped or something.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# bored graphic designer no doubt
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Bored? Yes.
Graphic designer? Obviously not.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I BET HE'S CLICKING HIS MOUSE RIGHT NOW.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# that's the hardest part of the kickstart course for sure
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# i've got the sodding theme tune in my head now
great
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# YAY!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# SHIT! LOOK OUT!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# *offers mint*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# OH FUCK IT'S A SHARK
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Oh hai sexy la-OH MY CUNTING HELL, YOU'RE NOT A LADY.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I AM LOOKING. OUT.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# haha great source image
edit: and nice sig too
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# where's the bridge?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# EAGLE KNIEVEL FTW!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# BIRDS ARE CUNTS.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# They sure are. But handy if you need some cheap gear.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# AWESOME :D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# that's aceness!~
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# ahaha
i'm unlurking just long enough to say how much i love this, and then promptly delurking again to properly shop my mate onto smug bastard
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Ironically...
cunts are birds.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# ^
!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# TRU DAT.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# neeow!
woo!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

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