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# It's Father Paddy O'Furntiture...
You'd better behave, because he can smell naughty boys...

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# erk!
hahahahahaha!!!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
I want to sit on his knee
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# You're not too old to go over his knee!
So behave!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I bet he smells 'of' naughty boys!!!
Woo!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# he is disturbing
but i shan't rest until i've chewed on those ears.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# HAHA
i know what you mean
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# :)
they remind me of bacon rind
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# He smells naughty boys bits?
D: GROO
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# He sniffs their cherries...
Apparently , it's the only way to tell if a boy's bad.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# He reminds me of my first lover...
Uncle Terence, that was his name.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# scary
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Heh
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Always thought he looks like The Hood
Ala Thunderbirds
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# yes mi lady
"parker fletch the rolls"
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# goomba?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like his SS shirt. Nazi uniforms always make a chap look smart.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# SUPERHAPPYGOATTIME!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Ow...that'll slow the board down for a while
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# are you from the netherlands? alot of people from holland say Ow instead of Oh
i've noticed...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I use both
ow has a more...ouch ring to it, I guess
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# yeahuh
:D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Ashally
O is dutch, and oh is english. I think.

Shortest official Dutch sentence: "O."
With capital and period.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I'll get a mop
Can't have periods in here
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# *mops*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Yes, you can.
TRUFAX
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# goat is super and happy.
this passes my test.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# i'm a stickler
when it comes to goat regulations
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I have a goat/rhino/emu if you'd want to see that?
tada
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# but
what does it taste like?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Beef and onion crisps
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# *buys eleventy*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# The handle does not look very strong!
I little knock over and it's broked!


Woo for goat superman thing.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# hmm i think i'll make one with an actual brass knuckle duster...
(people do come in my work place and ask me for knuckle dusters "because in my job i get hit alot" was his excuse - big bouncer bloke - had to inform him they where infact against the law)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# BURN THIS SICK FILTH: Cowell and McKeith
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I don't know who these people are
but it's a lovely anim....very smooflike
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# The man is one of the biggest twats in the world
and responsible for godawful reality talent shows and the other is a poo inspector and likes shouting at people about their bad diets.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Okay, burn ahead
;)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# YES.
MAKE THIS HAPPEN, I DEMAND IT.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# YEA!
BURN THEM UNTIL THEY DIE FROM IT!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Dear Tv
Whenever Gillian MacKeith comes on i turn off, any questions?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Ahem
Do you mean the very wonderful and talented DOCTOR Gillian McKieth
Registered looney and Poo sniffee
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# yeah
wtvr

:-)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# This is lovely.
But I hate the thought of the world being polluted by McKeith's ash. And it might fall on a local graveyard and seep into the ground causing hundreds of unstoppable poo-inspecting zombie cretins with faux-qualifications to rise from the ground and make their way onto any television programme they can.

As for Cowell, I find him mildly less disgusting.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# your space mashup is making me laugh
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Thankyou kind sir!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Lovely. Alow me to pea a roast..
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# grooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaan
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# arf
super :-)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Hooray! About time too...
:D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# grand
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Something to waste the afternoon:

A little free game I'm gonna put on my site.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Awww, so sweet.
Draw a pony :)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
#
draw dig
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Thats Rhyming slang isn't it?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# i protected the green things
but then my mum said i had to buy a new hankie.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Ack! An .exe file, not a .swf! oh well no free game for me :(
(back to that tower-game if I can find it)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Vector Tower Defence?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# great
now i'm addicted
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Er, yes, exactly that. Thankyou b3ta hivemind! :)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# If you want a real man's tower defence game....
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
#
Awesome. You sir are going to create for a me a new addiction.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# What?
*Reads instructions again*

What?

Needs more being able to quit the game :(

Cursor seems restricted to window during play, escape key didn't work, and even alt-tabbing to a new application didn't re-enable control of the cursor.

Otherwise, nice ;)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# F2
....better point that out on start-up.....
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
#
You should so put an animated game over screen where Scarlet goes postal and smacks her head on the screen in disbelief, only to want to play it again. And give her real voice acting as well.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# it's great fun but... how the hell do you turn it off?
ever considered making other little games?

EDIT: F2 apparently
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Keep meaning to find the time to make a little graphic adventure.
Something like Hotel Dusk, just without the 3D bits....or animation....or music....
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# be patient padawan.



no actually hurry up!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
#
I dunno, that would just be static images then.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# you should make it that you can't fill in the red dots tunnels
far too easy to force them around and trap them

plus the quitting thing's a bitch
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# This great! Nice concept.
A little spit and polish and it'll be super-great!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Oasis R Gr8 lol
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# No, Blur.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Happy now?


sorry....
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I'm gonna kick you squaaar in the nuutz.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# This-ola^


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# i canz hav a roll with it?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# hahah
he looks exactly like Zoot
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# From?
Sorry, he reminds me of something and I can't think what it is...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Muppet band
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Not what I was thinking of.
Damn. *racks brain*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Go easy with that brain
you don't want to stretch it

(Is it "Brains" from thunderbirds?)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahahahaa
YES!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Haha!


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha!!
i pity the microphone!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Watch the birdie...

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Are you local?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# lovely ;
t.j: it's 3:00, time starts NOW!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# And I can't be olnine tonight either to accompany you, as manwife needs the computer (the arse)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# ALL menwives are arses
we only put up with them for sexings and heavy lifting
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# *Stares hard*



(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# but you're such cute arses ;)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Aint that the truth.
And opening jars.

And reaching high things.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# COUGHSHRIMPCOUGH.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# no - we don't like shrimps
or seafood in general

apart from chipshop fish
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# What the fuck is a crust-ay-shun?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# *bats big eyes and does 'who, me?' face*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *shoves*
*is playful*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# *rugby tackles*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# *rolls around on the floor*
*squeals*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Right, that's it.
I'm abusing you at the meet. No arguments.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# WHAT?! WHY?!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I'M PANICING.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# don't worry
you'll love it.

I'll take photos and skin up
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I'm so moist right now.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Because you're just so pretty.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I'm a gorgeous blossom :)
BUT SERIOUSLY, I'LL SET IVES ON YOU.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Pfft, I'm not scared of Ives.
Saccharine's right, you'll love it. At one point WE WERE ON A BED TOGETHER :O
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Corrr.
*gets light headed*
*gets heavy else where*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# It was ace.
I was hammered.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# heheh
a happy evening indeed.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# OOO
He is isn't he
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Eeeeeeep.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# i keep things low down
although i have had to wait several days before now for a tall person to visit, just so they could change a lightbulb for me :(
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# No way I'd reach my lightbulbs
I've got 10 foot ceilings.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# i've tried changing them by telekinesis
but i'm not telekinetic, so it didn't work.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I tried standing on the table and jumping up and down.
Nowhere near.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I would join yer, but I gotta go meet a lady friend at a pubby friend.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# OOOOOH
lady friend for sexings?! We must meet her.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# YOU'LL MAKE HER WEIRD.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# ^this
this is why I'm worried about bringing mine to the bash
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# From the sound of her, Mrs Nibus can handle us lot.
Everything you've told me about her only goes to show that she's ace.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# For the record, best space programmes EVAR:
1. Babylon 5
2. Firefly
3. Farscape
4. Battlestar Galactica (new)

...

...

3821948098: Star Trek Franchises.
3821948099: Battlestar Galactica (old)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# LEXX
it had a sexy dead man.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Yeah LEXX is somewhere in the middle along with Andromeda and Space Above and Beyond
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I loved space above and beyond.
Shame they never got to the second series here.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# sexiest. corpse. ever.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
#
1. Blakes 7
2. Space 1999
3. Battle of the Planets

...
...
...

186. Lovejoy
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Farscape's better than B5 or Firefly.
Everyone does realise my sig's a quote, don't they?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I realised, yes.
And Farscape is fab, but the other two are fabber.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I never bring mine.
She thinks b3ta is weird in cyberland ,never mind the "real world"
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# that's the whole point ;)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# No! That's the whole point.
*points down*

*smiles*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# oooo, pointy!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# WE'LL MAKE HER BETTER.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# You'll scare the poor girl. >:(
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Not at all.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# the clock is ticking!
YOU CAN DO IT!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# *glees*
i've got snacks at hand
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# How will we know you're still here?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# anytime you post
i will answer. if things are quiet, i'll reply to myself every few minutes. during the gayshift, for instance.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I'll be around til like 5/6 so no worries there.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# yay!
you can protect me!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# awesome
go for gold.

Are you recording it so you can do a time lapse photography thing? if not you should.

What about bog breaks?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# more importantly...
what about food?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# i took a water tablet this morning
i doubt there's enough fluid left in my body to fill a teaspoon
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# You'll have to put up with 100's of new challenge posts!
reply to every one of them!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# good point!
i may even post one myself, you never know
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# sounds painful :p
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# so does colonic irrigation
:D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Good luck. I'll come on and shout some nonsense words at you later.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# yay!
nonsense words are the best words ever. FACT.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# figleytobis
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# i love this word
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# YAY!!
*waves a little 'go smash monkey' flag*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# flag? i have a flag???
you've made me all kinds of happy!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# lovely
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Cheeky couple
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# These seem all the rage today
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# thats ace!!
woo! :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# shopped pics of Thom Yorke only please
woo!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# He now looks like a bishop!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# that's what you get for chewing an iron
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# You've managed to make him look more normal!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Haha!
Yes! He does look more human.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Ace!
Have 'In Rainbow'
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Awwww I love George.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# check this out
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Wonderful-tastic!!!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I LOVE YOU THOM
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Charles Clarke?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I LOVE YOU THOM
DON'T LET THEM GET TO YOU THOM
SRSLY THOM THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS
I LOVE YOU THOM
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha!
ace.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# bouncybouncy
Photobucket
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# This fills me with pain.
:D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# sorry
is it one of yours?

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *peers*
hard to tell.


:D sympathy pains.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# no
I would expect higher bounceage.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Man has a point.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# This is true.
*waves point around*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# mind your eyes with that!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Blinded by point
oh the humanity
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# *TASER*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# WELL THAT'S JUST LOVELY.
YOU MADE HIM CRY.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# With happiness.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Heheheheheheeheee.e.eeeeeeeeeehehe.
...boob.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# mm ham
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# hammary glands?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# i've always had this phrase i wanted to make a picture for
"taking a trip down mammary lane"
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# make it happen man
make it happen
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# you'd need some tits as cobble-stones perhaps
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# oh my! who's is that? kylie minogue's?
in other news -

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# HAHA
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# that looks just like someone...
but i can't put my finger on it...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Gravity defying boob!!!




woo!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# ESCAPED BOOBIE JOB!
Catch it!!!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# haha!!
*grabs boob net*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# hehehe
woo! :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# yay
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# fastr!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Can I have a go...?
:D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# help self
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# needs a pair...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Needs loads!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# * is hypnotized *
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# hours of fun for everyone
:D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# i have one of those!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# &8?&5??
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# hehehhe
:)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# :P
Everyone looks fat on HD size
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# even me?!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# i look fat
everytime i walk past a mirror - this is why i have banned all mirrors in my house! shavings a bitch (if i bothered)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# you handsome devil!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# you flatterer you!!
:)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *pinches arse*
*winks*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# We interrupt this flirtcast to bring you news
that I have now finished the muffin. Fuck me, it was delicious.

*licks ivesb on the philtrum*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# thats ok,
my tache doesn't grow there!
*sniffs*
blueberry!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I had to google philtrum.
Just to make sure it wasn't rude!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# pfft
it's a very sexually-charged activity for one so ridiculously named. Philtrum-licking. Teehee!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# woo
goes home happy!! :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Lol
Do you have HD mirror ?
Sorry my bad English:(
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hahahha
myabe :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I think I'm anorexic
every time I look in a mirror, I see a fat bloke staring back
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# ha ha ha
*rememebres that one*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# hahahah
maybe its one of those fun house mirrors :D (arrrrg i cant type!!!!)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Whole lot of fun?
Prizes to be won?

It's a really crazy show where anything goes...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Watching Pat Sharpe on Fun House was when I first realised I was a bit homosexual.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# He's not fit without his mullet.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I'm joking, of course.
T'was ground force.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Pat Sharp was in Ground force?



(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Pfff
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# :P
I am too
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *Gets out of Mediocre's house*


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# is he a bit sweaty and wearing a gag?
I suggest moving his head a bit
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# ha!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# pffft....
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# We were playing motorstorm last night on the PS3
Bloody hell, it makes use of the HD.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Yeah...
my Xbox looks superb on mine, but I'm not paying for a HD box till there's more channels
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# This.
I haven't even watched any bluray on it yet, just played games.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# AHA
NOW YOU'VE BEEN MOVED ONTO A LIGHT GREY BACKGROUND YOUR PLAN HAS BEEN FOILED!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# As requested...
First attempt, a bit quick and dirty - might come back to this tomorrow and see if I can clean it up a bit.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Corrr!
Do want!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Not the most immediately inspiring username to try...
but at least it's not ~420-----*Scientologist*-----69~~~~~ nevah forget where u came frm /// ~~~~LENINGRAD~~~~*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# you have tangled my mind strings.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# blimey, you're clever to be able to do that, that being a generally accepted clever thing.
I would like everybody to know that I am now eating a blueberry muffin. It is delicious.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# WELL LAHHH DE DAHHH.
I just washed my locks. I have a towel on my head.. like a girl.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# i used to do that too, when my hair went all the way down to my buttocks
i kept getting mistaken for a girl at work... (all the time) and it tried to kill me in the night by strangulation so i shaved my head :)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Ah, mines not that long yet.
I think it's stopped growing or something.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Get a trim.
Then massage your scalp twice a week using snake oil or tea tree.

Also: orgasms. The more of them you have, the quicker it grows. Seriously, they did a study with lighthouse men, and the months when they went back to their wives were when their hair and beards grew fastest.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# if I lived in a lighthouse it'd be 5 wanks a day
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I think it's got to be orgasms with other people.
I'm not sure. This information came from a big book from the bodyshop that I had when I was younger.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I don't really feel I need it to grow anymore.
And it's pretty rubbish because I've never had it trimmed or anything.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Mine always gets ratty.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# don't drip on the keyboard!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# How can I not drip EVERYWHERE when you're around, Ives.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# i'll need a mop if i make it to the bash!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# You will make it to the bash.
*hypnotoad*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I was like that last night.
It means something when you can stand having a conversation with your two best mates, one of whom is male, whilst wearing just a towel.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Just a towel on your head?
Corr. *spluff*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# alright, two towels.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Way to ruin the fantasy.
Jerk.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Way to keep my best mate though.
Berk (where's my dinner?)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Is it in your tumbly?
*glee*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I WISH.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# sex-yyy
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# The best one I ever saw
Was on a DVD of The Princess Bride:
(here)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Yay
but what does it say?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# ^ this ^
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Barbapapa
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Agreed
Not quite right yet. Sometimes takes a few goes before it settles correctly.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Wow!
That's amazing, thanks ;)

I might put that in my profile :)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Feel free :)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Feels...

Nice, thanks
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Next one'll cost you, though
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# that is highly woosome!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# i like these!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Genesis!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# that is very very ace
indeed worthy of a woo!!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Look, it was this or Mr Potato Head
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# *waits for Captain Wow to Explode*


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Yay
I have a Colombian friend called Juan, who greets me each morning with a hearty "motherfucker!"
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Yey - Shameless pea-roast


Click for bigger (90KB)

De-RIS news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7276943.stm
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# McLEAN, motherfucker!
*Drives a car into your helicopter*

(I'm a McLean)

edit: wikipedia says I'm wrong. curse you!!!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
*checked imdb before posting in case of pedantry*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# You phycicly stole my joke
Man i spell like a kitten
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] mmm facial
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Cock!
Why is it when i come back to b3ta, there is always someone failing?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Because there is always someone failing
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# tis the season
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Very much ^ this
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I like this
I think we should call it Barbarossa's Law
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# i second this motion
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# oddly i was thinking something similar
but only just.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# custard?
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation for the second time...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# i looooove custard.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I might make some tonight.
Proper vanilla custard.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# oh and use brown sugar too
i have vanilla brown sugar - tis yummy!
(i maybe thinking of egg custard - but still)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I have love custard!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# *readies spoon*
oh god no! *runs*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# It's very viscous today!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Man custard?


noon ivesy
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# espscially when it's cold!
noongles!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# custard is great
epsecially on things
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# toast :)
(bread and butter pudding)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# High-rise buildings
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] If this has been done, I will suck your mum's toes....
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies for the creativity and skillfullness
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# narnia inspired
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Oooooh that's wonderful.
Do Mr Tumnus next!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hehehhe
good plan - but he reminds me of bill oddie just that little bit to much! :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# James McAvoy != Bill Oddie
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# mmm chocolate Narnia
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Two guesses where my mind went.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Istanbul
er...East Grinstead?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I'd love to go to Istanbul.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I LIVE IN EAST GRINSTEAD.
WTF WTF.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# how are the souks?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Okay... what?
WHAT'VE YOU GOT AGAIN MY TOWN!? HEH?!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# it's too east
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# D:
It's not. Just the whole rest of the world is more west.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# on this evidence
I wish to withdraw my previous comment about the eastness of East Grinstead
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# down the gutter?




=D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# no
she's thinking about anal sex.
Edit: You can be so innocent at times ives.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# No accusing you of that...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# or you
I WIN
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# How in the name of Wogan do you win?!
Draw, if anything. In fact, I should win. I could outdirty you, I reckon.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# aren't we all?
*leers*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# FURTHER.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# to the sewers!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
#
1. I wonder what happens if you hyperaccelerate a badger in a hydrogen vacuum.
2. Something rude.

What do I win?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# This lovely post-it note.
It's got a little drawing of a pair of lips (face) on it.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Thanks.
Oh, your sig is clearly wrong!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Bollocks is it.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Babylon 5 is/was good!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Nooooooo it can piss off.
FARSCAPE.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
#
DS9
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Bollocks.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# erk!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# FARTSCAPE more like
hello everyone, I'm 35
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# NO! Farscape was not good.
It started out so promising then went to poo quite quickly. I was hoping it would be a good show but alas it wasn't to be. I might pick up the boxset one day.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# haha
i like the addition of (face)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# were you expecting bumlips?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# mmmm
sounds yummy!! :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# very nice indeed.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# that is bloody lovely!
you're very fluffy lately!
are you going to the london bash?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# thank ya sir!!
yeah bit fluffy around the edges :D trying a few new idea out :D i may go to the bash - when is it??
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# here you go!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# maybe
shall try and save some pennies! :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# na na na na na na na naa o0h oh
i do enjoy that story so
The lion the witch and the cupboard :)
Woo
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# yay
the cupboard under the stairs maybe - or is that another magic book :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Woo! Three kinds of fab
now which to re-post . . . ?
1 2


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# haha!
#1 ftw!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# only 'cos you don't get #2


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I get
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# WHAT?!
why i ought to- oh! 50p!
*scampers down to shops*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# #3
hoho
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# #1
:D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# They all die in a Train crash
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# damn it!
i thought that was a romour - what next your going to tell me that snape kills dumbledore or that there is a whale in the thames :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# lovely
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Hahaha
hahahaha.

Ahem...

Lolminstrels?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# pffft
:)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# You bloody racist!!


haha!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I admire you ability to get away with this
:)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
As per.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# woop
thank ya sir!! :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# That's bloody lovely!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# yay
thank ya! :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Beautiful :)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# That is so utterly lovely
and brings back happy memories of my childhood watching the black and white series on 't telly and being completely enraptured.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry sir, it's gone missing
it's gone missing
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# They lost my amp.
How they managed it I don't know.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# It wasn't their volt . . .


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# ow, that hertz
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Watt the hell are you talking about?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Please try to resist the temptation to make such puns :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Ohms my god
I was going to say that

Edit - damn, beaten to it
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
#
hmmm.. can't find anything with Ampère.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Ohm the contrary!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# don't make me spang you.
and thus terminating our love.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I knew the spark wouldn;t last
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I've got too much reluctance to pun
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# postie was probably wandering up your garden path with it, when he saw you in the window
struck dumb by the loveliness of your jubblies, he wandered off in a daze then dumped it because he couldn't remember why he was carrying it.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# This always happens to me.
*wanders off*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# IVES! WHY AREN'T YOU COMING TO THE LONDON KNEES UP?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# i'm working on it!!
i've sold 33 hours leave back to work,
all i need now is for them to give me the money before the bash, or i won't be able to afford it!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# YOU BETTER BE THERE REGARDLESS OF WORK.
ELSE I'LL FIND YOUR HOUSE.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# bring it on!!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# SUPER PaNDER
8 points
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# or maybe he was a regular b3tard
and was scared shitless . . . ?

C];0)


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I'm scared, Dave.
Hold me?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I'm not scary, I'm a lovely person really.
If I ever meet you Sir, I shall bring you a little cake or something to aleviate your fear.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# hehehe! you chased me with a strap-on once!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# You enjoyed it, as I recall.
If not cake then what? Homemade biccies?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I know
It's so annoying, they've ost so much stuff when I phone them up they say it's got lost in the post? ok so it just goes into this blackhole?

More like it ends up on eBay.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# where it then goes back into the postal black hole again
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# ARSEL FARCE!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# HAHAHA
this made me laugh loads.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# oh and DHeLL is the other one
and stynx for the Lynx couriers hmm who else delivers?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# woo! mails! yeah!
I have to say, I send out about ten packages a day and I've never had a problem. Are you sure you did it right?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# haha!!
noice!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# LULZ
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha
love it..
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# lolcat flufty tiem
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# FILTRD
FILTRDD
FEELTRARRDDD
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I think your cat is broken.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# No, you're a naughty boy
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# chuckle
lol cat
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# MNNNNNGGGH!


first 'shop for a while. I'm a bit rusty
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# no unshopped pics
etc rolfmayo
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# *bites into food*
*spits it back out immediately*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Shopped images only etc.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
excellent!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your mum?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
what a plum!


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# i've had worse
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# woah thats allotta forehead
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# HAH!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hehehe...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Been done? ............. I have by these bastards
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# There's still a compo?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# The queen being kicked in the face by the Duke of Edinburgh.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# What channel?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# It was during the queen's speech this year
shame everyone missed it really, it was fucking brill.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# WINNER!
*click*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Nothing, do you hear me? Nothing!!! Bwhahahahahaha!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I'm giggling now you FOOL.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# WELL I'M FOOLING NOW, YOU GIGGLE.
Beat that.

Also: Your mother's virtue. I question it.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I question it too.
My parents were married in June. I was born in November.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# you HARLOT :(
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I know, I'm a slag by proxy.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Captain Wow: Sloxy.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Sloxy!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# rofl
lawl
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Gary Barlow is not related to Kenny Lynch
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Thats been bothering me for ages
thanks for clearing that up
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I'm here all week
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# How's the veal?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Volksvagens have four of zem.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# :D your style of humour really does appeal to me.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# you'll love me at the bash, then!
I'll just follow you around going 'BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP'
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I'll fall over.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Start warning people about me reversing
and I smack you in the chops. Yes?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Yes'm.
I'm actually lovely in person. And sexy.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I'm lovely.
And a bit widescreen.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# you are.
I'd have you.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# smells of elderberries
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# WTF?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# :D lovely quote.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# your pics aren't appearing for me..
we have no web filtering here, perhaps our ISP doesn't like your site.

:)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Jack Bauer
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# haha
Excellent.
That phone call probably took about 54 minutes.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Lol
59 minutes and half
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Lol!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Lol
Jack the migget:)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# :(
Sorry I used the wrong key
migget= midget
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# thanks for clearing that one up
I was banging my head on the desk screaming WOT IS A MIGGET ARG CAN'T HANDLE NEW WORD
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# there's a little link under your post that says "Edit"
that's wonderful for fixing such things
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Lol!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Quick and shit..
Can't be buggered today...

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# \o/
My dad accused me of nicking his father Jack t shirt. I am offended, as I only asked as I wanted to borrow it (and THEN nick it).
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# My dad..
is a cross between Father Jack and Frank Gallagher. He's hot.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# My dad looks like a really big and hard Martin Clunes.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# my dad looks like the bastard child of Simon Hughes and Paul Daniels
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Hahahaha, I want to meet him now.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)
# ill give him back his t-shirt then..
bollocks.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Yeah, I wouldn't get on his bad side.
I once went for him (violently), and I'm not a weakling myself, and just trying to get me off him as gently as he could he managed to give me the biggest black eye I've ever had. He's a bear.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)

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