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taurus k kowalski wine, boredom, weakness..., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

Gent's loos pinball!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

pfft

homo office...

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

LOLGAYLOL

Woo image btw, most woo.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

Pin ball pong . . . reset . . . new game !

Fine action . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

meh

oh well i suppose i deserve it for that pun......anything entertains you in this job i suppose

(Gorbotronic 01100111 01101111 01110010 01100010 01101111 00001, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

stop it you cock

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

REPOST!

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

EDIT: He's from Glasgow. AAAAAPHEEEEEEX we need you to find someone....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

Ohhhhhh. Glasgow. Burberry baseball cap?

edit: hanging around on Great Western Road asking "Got 50p for the bus, big man?"...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

I should imagine so.

Can of Tennants, that kind of thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

sorry i was otherwise detained

what can i do you for my lovely?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

We need you ti find someone.

And fluffily explain the faq

*hug* hello.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

*Pulls up a chair and hands bigger shovel*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

u r kool

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mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

you have forgotten the image

click reply here V

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

Cock off!

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

If you continue like this you'll be ignored by everyone or banned.

Try using the 'reply' button to someone elses post instead of posting new threads.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

Pen-fold?

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

A pencil speed-parachute, for when you are writing so fast the paper might catch fire! :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

YOU!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

Where did you get a picture oif my mum?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

Steve Coogan's not looking well

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

Must be another toblerone binge.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

DAN!

DAN!

DAN!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

Smell my cheese.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

3 now!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

Big rotating

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

I want your brain!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

Mailing it now

It's not like I'm using it for anything at the moment

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

harsh

*sob

(Gorbotronic 01100111 01101111 01110010 01100010 01101111 00001, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

not harsh

you're deliberately being a twat.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

Maybe Not deliberately

But he is twatish

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

i'm fairly sure it's deliberate

but that's what the ignore button is gor, eh?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

As is posting other people's work

www.b3ta.com/board/8136853

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

Inspector Clownfish,

on the case.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

haha!~

I know he added a disclaimer but this isn't how b3ta works.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

crawls back under rock

(Gorbotronic 01100111 01101111 01110010 01100010 01101111 00001, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

Don't take it too personally.

My advice is, lurk around the board for a couple of days and see what normally happens here.
Then, when you have a good idea of what goes down well, start posting pictures.
People will forgive and forget if you start behaving, don't worry.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

aww don't do that / be offended

just understand the workings of the /board
posting new stuff (ideally with a picture) pushes old stuff off the board
if you wish to post non image threads click /talk at the top :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

*fluffy high fives*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

ow that was my face :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

Wots a mimsy?

Is it rude?

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

click reply

not start new thread. If you start a new thread you are expected to be doing so in order to present a new picture that you have made; not just a comment.

Basically, hold your horses and stop posting new threads!

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

dont post your own thread without putting an image in for us all

reply without image = ok
post a new thread without and image = the talk bord

edit the talk bord is www.b3ta.com/talk/

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

i'll make this nice and easy

THE BOARD HOLDS 15 THREADS, BY POSTING WORDS IN A NEW THREAD YOU SHUNT SOMETHING WORTH LOOKING AT OFF THE BOARD. POST YOUR WORDS AS REPLIES, ODDLY IT'S WHY GOD INVENTED THE REPLY TAB.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

i still want to know if shunted off work reappears if you delete a thread

...and.... if I posted 15 threads one after the other and then deleted them all, would the board be blank??

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

I reckon so.

Probably best not to try, though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

hehehe

maybe on the gay shift..........

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

wait till about 4 in the morning,

noone would know it was you. The board would be in uproar.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

i'll know

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

Have you planned for how you'll keep yourself entertained yet?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

i shall lick the screen

and reply to myself, using the armor hot dog song as my reply.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

Good to see you've put some thought into it.

Best of luck.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

thanks

the armor hot dog song is always how i amuse myself

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

try it

and then lay low for a couple of days.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

i still want to know

if i shunted your mum in the woods and no one was around to see it, would she make a noise?

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

what if a deaf man chopped down a tree in the woods

would there be a sound? i mean, he can't actually hear anything, but how does the rest of the world know that? the trees can't look at him and say "oh, he's deaf, we don't need to make a noise as we fall".

hmmmmmm.

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boris the spider, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

And what if a tree fell on Forrest Gump?

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

i'd celebrate

nothing against tom hanks but i hate that film

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boris the spider, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

from what i'm told

she probably wouldn't notice.

is it in yet?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

don't think it does, actually

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boris the spider, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

Thanks God

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

You are pushing my picture off the board with your spastic nonsense.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

does ignoring people

mean that pictures aren't shoved off the screen when they post? or does it mean that every once in a while you see a blank board, when 15 posts are made by people you're ignoring?

one would assume the former.

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boris the spider, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

Ignore everyone, and see :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

I'm very tempted to try

Also www.b3ta.com/board/8136859

edit: putting msot of the board on "ignore" as an experiment is pretty much the most utterly tedious thing one can do and i couldn't be bothered to leave everyone on ignore long enough to actually learn anything useful.

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boris the spider, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

none of my own work

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

Dick

*ignores*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

HAHA

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

SINNER!

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Furness, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

Bauer bad Cold

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

sadly your work

is probably going to be overlooked by people responding to the attention seeking tool who posted above and below you.

Nice work though ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

Yes, what he said.

Nicely done, sadly flaming is more fun than complimenting.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

Thanks

Thanks Happy Toast I really like your work too, they are very funny and always well done

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

heh

sniffy

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

*sniffs*

hehe

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

s'not to be sniffed at!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

hehehe

he needs 24 hour cold relief!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

burned

(Gorbotronic 01100111 01101111 01110010 01100010 01101111 00001, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

You're going to get suspended.

HILARIOUSLY SUSPENDED

(__, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

FAIL!

TO THE BUNKER! **Grabs hobnobs**

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

What a wonderful time I chose to show up.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

*earth starts cracking...lava spilling out*

RUUUUUUUN!!!!

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

NO NO NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're doing it all wrong!

/Leghorn

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8136792

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

that's it! don't do that!

*fingers violently*

you KNOW i don't like doing this

much

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

you're out of mistake

and into total fuckwit territory

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

haha mimsy

the stuff your mimsy collects needs to be managed! www.willo.com/mimsy_xg/

(Gorbotronic 01100111 01101111 01110010 01100010 01101111 00001, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

idiot

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

:-(

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RarelyEvil, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

arf!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

a surprisingly strong tree

Tree is an EPIC Win

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WOLF .™, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

lolfail

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

I recognise that car!

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

Looks like Cillit Bang!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

oh dear

*ducks*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

I'm in the bunker.... what's happening?

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

Joggers with strollers at 10 O'Clock!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

today i am mostly....

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

My mimsy collects thimbles from seaside towns

and 1950s furniture.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

!!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

Oh, and stamps.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

Stamps?

*licks*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

I made an Apple & Blackberry Crumble!

Anyone want a slice?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

only if it's hot

and is accompanied by ice cream

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

Hot pie and ice cream FTW!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

steak and kidney pie

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mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

Sweet pie you mong! :P

You has gravee with savoury piez

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

^this

with chips and mushy peas

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

i don't like pudding

i'll have onion rings

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mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

Onion rings are better than just about any pudding.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

they're better

than any pudding that contains bananas, certainly.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

*drools*

you're making me hungry now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

Yummy!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

he'll spit on your corpse

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

who won't?

arf!
RIGHT!
I'M ORF!
GOOD LUCK SMASH MONKEY!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

*spits*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

thanks!

'bye!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

I thought Pob was a dictator anyways!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

is this deliberate??

Click for bigger (147KB)

you don't get the full glory online but i had a chuckle when i saw this....

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sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

probably

it is the Scum.

Also /links

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

this wasn't worth the effort...

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

Where's Zak and his fishmonger when you need him?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

*shudders*

i just read some of the sun...
i need a shower...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

I thought the joke was "I'M NO FIEND

I AM FIND, LOOK AT MY SIGN!"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

oh, it's not isn't it?

hmm.

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

precisely.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

Hahaha you mentalist.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

My Step Daughetr calls me that

When in her temper tantrums
Always makes me laff

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

That always makes me laugh

fish-monger is such a funny word... *roll eyes*

(IcantLive Needs sleep, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

I love the idea of someone monging fish for a living

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

I think a brain sturgeon could do the job...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

skullops

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

how exactly

does one mong a fish?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7276217.stm

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

hahaha!!!

is he still alive?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

The spherical poof starwatcher lives, yes.

Russell Harty's the dead one.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

Nah he shot himself in a bunker!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

what a quitter!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

Sure!

He was in one of my first animations
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

not so fast, round boy,

we're gonna have some laughs!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

hahahahahaahahahahha!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

pfff

von stauffenberg reference?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

I'm going to have to read when my office is quieter

I got to "Fat astrologer Russel Grant..." and was assailed by uncontrollable snorting.

Excellent so far, I shall click it in advance.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

he was designed

to be uncontrollably snorted at

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

We must find out way into daytime telly audiences now. You and I sat there uncontrollably snorting at Russell Grant.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

yes

then we could pull faces behind kilroy's back

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

Fucking orange Nazi that he is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

hahahahaha!

i would love to see him get kicked up the arse by an old granny

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

I'd be more for seeing him being played with by a group of gorillas

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

that too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

sounds a lot like GMTV

you'll have to give it a different twist somehow.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

Naked?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

but eamonn must be sacked.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

i'm up for that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

He look a bit

like Shantner there.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

hahaha

*listens to Fat Russ & His Bullshit*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

lmao

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mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

pfft!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

haha

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

HAHAHA.

Best. Post. Ever.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

haha

excellent

those Jews and their top comedians

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

Mongy LOL!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

Hahaha loving the hacidic curly bits!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

and their little hat things

i know, i can;t rememeber the name - everyone can tell me now

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

HANUKKAGGHH.

Pass.

OKAY FUCKIT. PUB. BYE.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

LOLBYETTSTSTSTRTSR

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

yamakkuh (sp?)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

yarmulke

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

Yarmulke.

I forget what the difference is between that and Kippahs. (no, not the fish).

I'm a shit Jew really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

a little fluffy dog?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

Ruff!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

I have a shih ztu!

She is all of teh fluff!!!
EDIT:Why are you looking at my dog?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

Awwwww

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

Woof Woof

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

Ahem!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

ARGH-HAHAHA!

*dies of pun*

(

vladimir, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

hahahahaha!

much better than the halkali jews

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

oi vey!!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

Hahaha!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

er, if that's litmus paper

shouldn't it turn red, or am I RISsing something here?

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

*points*

PEDINT!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

haha

i just got in, drunk, and you made me giggle, cheers!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

That is the best drawing of Hitler I have ever seen

FACT.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

It is good

but DOCTOR DYSLEXIA's could beat him in a fight.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

You could be right

I'd pay to watch that.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

A tickle fight.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

oh no, not more fighting

i'm getting scared to leave the house

(

mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

Just put on your jackboots and your armband

and be a fucking MAN about it.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

heheheh

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

hahaha

what a joker!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

hahaha!

(

enceladus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

It's ok because it's

COMEDY Hitler, not NAZI Hitler.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

it's a vector from a picture for a game

(

mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

LOW FUCKING POLY

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

hahahaha

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

This should have been the marketing

for Schindlers List

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

By Christ

that made me piss.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

good christ, man, this is most lolsworthy.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

He wants to borrow your bike...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

hahaha

looks quite titchmarsh

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

Holy fuddering shuck!!!

Woo!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

Boris for Mayor!

I want my city run by a bumbling upper class racist!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

Me too!

Better than a fucking scumbag liar.

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

borrows johnson?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

well he can't, so ner!

woo!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

SADDLES!

Mmm saddle soap.

Woo!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

Sniffs

Woo

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

That's right.

It smells AMAZING.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

Slap

Ducks

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

NEVER!!

*breaks chain*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

I don't think he wants to ride it...

Perhaps just check the saddle.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

Removes saddle

"Here you go Boris"

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

saddle checker eh?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

thats a bit special

looks like Martin Clunes

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

hahaha

grand!

He wants to borrow Gordon's vibrator too:

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

I don't feel like working and my mind is full of silly

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

Hahahahaha

First real laugh of the day

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

What a smug cunt.

Listerine makes my tongue hurt. :(

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

don't dip you cock in it, then ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

But it's tingly :)

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

makes it minty fresh, too

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

She has massive bollocks

(

0nyx, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

hahahaha!

I hope your mind stays full of silly

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

Haha! ace.

We should have a Mr men and Little miss Compo!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

that comes after the garfield and brandow ones

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

But even with b3tans at the helm,

Garfield will not be funny!!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

hmm, yes

but I feel like all the mr men have been done. It would be the roastiest pea compo evar!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

Mr Men and Little Misses

have bandwagoned time and again

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

sacklee

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

hahaha!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

w00t!

Was checking your profile, and saw your drawing of "Atari". I think, I saw (almost) the same drawing as graffiti @ Haarlem trainstation.

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

ooh really?

i was thinking of putting it on a black t-shirt

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

I'll check if it's still there tonight, while heading home..

I'll make a photo of it and post or gaz it to ya.

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

You should.

I bought a similar styled 48K Speccy shirt off the eBay.

I especially like the vectored Konix Speedking :)

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

cheers

took fucking ages

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

pfft

this is gewd

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

thank yew

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

Nice!

Like it...

(

enceladus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

Arf

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

Hehehe!

Ik kan het..... kein/keine/something Nederlands spreken.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

"ik kan nederlands spreken"

or

"ik kan geen nederlands spreken"

2nd sentence might come in handy when you go to the netherlands or summat.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

does geen mean no then?

Well, in terms of the amount of Nederlands I speak.

I thought she was saying she spoke GOOD Nederlands.

I really want to learn Dutch. Dutch or Mandarin.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

she says something very odd.

mandarin is pretty hard.

if english is your mother language then dutch is probably easier. it should only be hard in pronunciation.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

Those Gs are hard.

But luckily I've spent most of my life learning (and forgetting) German, so I can manage a good guttural hack when needed.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

or shout

ICH KANN KEIN HOLLANDISCH! WO SIND DIE KAFFEELADEN?!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

:D I could find my way to my favourite coffeeshop with my eyes shut.

One day I shall take you there, it's brilliant.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

i used babelfish

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

Tool of kings.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

or king of tools

she's supposed to be saying
i can not speak dutch

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

Liamdamon Gallagbarn

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

He sure got a perty mouth

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)

Would you like to kiss kiss it?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

ain't that the truth

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

Eminem

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

thats what i was thinkig but i couldnt spell it

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

it took me a couple of goes

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

(

durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

Or even Pob!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

same difference

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

that's actually who I thought it was

before I read the subject line.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

Righty

i'm off to eat something and get some blood back in my legs as my feet have gone purple :)
bye bye for now

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

'bye!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

BYEEE.

I'll be off too - I believe it's vastly past pub o' clock, so I have some catching up to do.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

Jonathan Ross.

(

collapsibletank procreates, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

aaarrgghh!!!

kill it... and try to extract the Albarn part before it gets Gallaghered completely!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

Mnnnnngh

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

hahaha!

i do enjoy a good facemash.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)

So, what's the deal with [insert something here] anyway?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

It's funny coz it's true!

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

took me far too long to notice what you'd shopped

his eyes used to be blue right?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

that's a lot funnier

than he's ever been

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

haha!

You've made him look a bit like Rob Brydon...

(

enceladus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

Last ditch compo entry...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

\o/ yaaaaay

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

nice!

(

Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

i am the only person

not living in a third world country who hasn't got a mobile phone.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

i've got one but i don't use it very often

it makes a lovely paperweight :)

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)

if people want me while i'm out

fuck 'em, i'm out.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

oh its on silent all the time

no one ever calls me anyways *lonely sulk*

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

i've got one

used it twice in the last 4 years.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

even my mother's got one

i just can't be arsed with them

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

people phone me for silly things

my mum phones every day to see if i want to go for tea, despite the fact that i rarely do.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

Wrong numbers, eh?

They're so annoying...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

Lots of people in the third world have them

that's where all our old phones go.

(

durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

see?

they're more advanced than me!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

next they'll be making IPOGS

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

Ain't that the truth!?

Didn't someone work out that after the contract ends (2 years) you would have paid in excess of 2 thousand pounds for it!?

Feck that!

(

..wil, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

Pointless exaggerating of movie moments number 1 of 1

Vaguely better YouTube version Here

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

No make more!

That's brill!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

decapitastic!

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

Walk walk turn TURN walk.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

hahahaha!

you are denis norden

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

sexy imperial swagger!

i bet fibreglass pants chafe

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

hahaha!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

Brill!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)

christ, i didn't even notice at first.

you're a bit good.

ps: do you plan on ever releasing a zombie book 3?

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)

yes, but I really don't have the time to do it at the moment

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

no worries.

i handed the first two out as gifts at christmastime. even though lulu made me wait 6 weeks for them and still misprinted them completely.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

misprints? send 'em back!

they sent me a load of book 1's with book 2 covers a while back. silly sods.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

had the same thing.

and book 2 was printed twice and compiled in one book.

but i got them a bit after christmas, so i gave them anyway seeing as how the receiver had to wait quite a while for his present. and he didn't give me anything so deserved faulty books

/bad karma blog

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

you got a double thickness book?

bizarre, and a really bad advert for Lulu

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)

Yay!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

*pfft*

fan-dabby-doozy!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

[heheh...

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

Excellent!

(

enceladus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

carry on up the khyber

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

use lube

shirley

(

Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

i'd rather not

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

If you don't

your bed will get all sandy

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

suit self

*starts bum fire

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

Hahaha!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

feel the burn

and now i'm off to make a chicken stew type thing.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

but lesson learned yeah?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

Brokeback mountain should sponsor the "exit only" signs

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

sorry about the choice of movie

i really wanted the carry on, but the images were pance.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)

Thats ok

ok some people are gay, who cares?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

very, very much this

some of my best friends...:)

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)

Ace!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

lube!

it stops your arsehole from being torn open!

or so i've heard

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

It's time for another album cover isketch.

Click for bigger (25KB)

I did it on a touchpad, that's why it's shit.

(

Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

Where can I hear more from this 'Artist' and their hit album 'Album Title'?

*bittorrents*

(

Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

Unkle

Psyence Fiction

Do I win a prize?

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

....

blast.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

You win applause.

Either do one yourself or guess this one.

(

Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

The White Room by KLF

I bought this recently!

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

you're good at this.

(

Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

Thank you!

But if you prepare any covers from the last five years I'll be at somewhat of a disadvantage.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

I don't have that many from past then either.

I don't think many people would get venetian snares.

(

Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

the white room, by the klf

(

mutster101 fell over, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

Best

Album
Ever
Bar none
No sirree
Uh-uh.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)

Unkle - Psyence Fiction

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

melty chocolate

by volcano?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

UNKLE

and not the speical edition by the looks of it

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

I used to quite like DJ Shadow

then one day I had an epiphany and realised that his music was pretentious twaddle.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

yes, but have you heard UNKLE without shadow?

I think he's a necessary evil

(

Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

^This^

Scratch Perverts just don't cut it.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

I thought UNKLE WAS Shadow (and no other)

just using a different name.
There are still some UNKLE and DJ Shadow tracks I like but I've stopped buying his albums.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

Unkle is james lavelle and tim goldsworthy

Shadow and lavelle mostly did psyence fiction. The scratch perverts were used on never never land, I dunno about war stories.

(

Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

his last album was arse, to be fair.

but endtroducing will always be one of my favourite albums, pretentious or no.
:)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

Tis odd

how I suddenly got an aversion to him.
But yes his last offering was atrocious.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

i thought the second UNKLE album, was better that the first one.

i realise how wrong this is.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

plus he looks like avid merrion

(

Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

I love Shadow

Check out Quannum for some great beats and excellent lyrics!

He's part of quannum aswell!

:)

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

it's "Overheating Lozenge Carousel" by Team Bristol Markup

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)

i keep buying tickets to see special guests

but every time i go it turns out they've been replaced with some shitty band.

(jonjonjon, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

bad hair/head day

(Bod- wot u upto m8, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

Lotney!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

not even

if i was going to lose it through non-usage :x

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

have you got a commode on stand by for this b3ta marathon?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

i took a water tablet. i've spent most of this morning in the bathroom, i don't think i'll need to go for quite some time ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

just the one nad?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

you should see it

when i open my mouth

(Bod- wot u upto m8, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

*rubs eyes*

*looks*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

Moby?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

ha ha ha

*agrees*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

talking bollocks

(dec, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

Tom Cruise golf tees anyone? hit it hard..

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

I'd hit it

lol with my willy lol

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

*sings*

swing low sweaty chariot bollocks

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

Pfft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

this is

the best argument i've ever heard for a game of golf.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

FORE!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

SKIN!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

CANCER

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

CANCER FOR MONEY

Do what you want me to do....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

I'm your private cancer

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

tina tumour

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

DIVERS!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

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