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Although that kittin does look somewhat perturbed...

Ning all you chaps and chapettes.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)

Hahah

awww. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)

Kitti!

'ning!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

Ear Cataracts?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

Dawg!

'lo! How's you?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

rather good

rather gangsta as well, if you're going to keep calling me Dawg. Word.

Yourself?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)

Yo.

I'm alright. Feelin' cheery and all. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)

That's good

good :)

Been upto much?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)

Writing comics

and such for the upcoming con. But nothing else, really. A few exams at school. The usual. You?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)

he seems well balanced

ningaloon!

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)

Kittens also make superb shoes.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)

Yay!!!!!

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

aww, cute

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

i like his style!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

Awesome.

Where can I buy a kittenhat?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

YES! *clicks*

hello..is it toap you're looking for...

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

cataracts?

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

EAR CATARACTS?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

No.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

god you're hard to please!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

*ostentatious yawn*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

*kicks*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

*starts*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)

Heh hee...

*moulds shit clay head in appreciation*

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)

*feels clay head*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)

Saucy

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)

I WANT TO RAPE YOUR CUNTING EAR CATARACTS UNTIL YOU DIE OF CATARAPE

sorry, burst of uncontrollable anger there. You just happened to be closest.

AAARGH SHITINTHEWOUNDSHITINTHEWOUND

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)

No problem innit?

I can take it.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)

ear cataracts ;-)

www.b3ta.com/board/8141838

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glubglub should be working on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)

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glubglub should be working on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)

...On a

POPE!

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)

evening missy

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)

*nails a kitten to his hat*

*dies of allergic reaction*
I'm allergic to fashion :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

you'd never know.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

Aww kittins :)

B3ta needs moar kittins.

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)

Indeed they do.

kittenwar.com/kittens/106087/
kittenwar.com/kittens/28967/
kittenwar.com/kittens/141487/
And I had another one that was even better but it's gone missing, bah.
[Edit: found it: kittenwar.com/kittens/44958/]

(tomsk, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)

Cover for the comic I'll be selling.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

Yay!

The colours look great on my screen.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

Hooray!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)

^this

nice and bright

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

you missed a nail ; )

very good indeed!

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

Nah!

^.^

How's you today?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)

in a good mood, for a change!

so does this mean your book is finished? where will I be able to buy one?

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)

Hooray!

Nearly. You can but one online, I figure. I'm actually selling at a con, though. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

a comic con possibly?

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)

yeah!

/wants to read those

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)

Ooh that's ace :D

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)

NING!

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)

PEW PEW PEW

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

I HAZ LAZORS

how are ya matey?

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

I've been better,

but I am looking forward to my Art exam tomorrow! :D

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

*makes rawr face*

*waits*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

*rawrs also*

Hello!! :D
I just did something that was a hard thing to do but I did it and it was hard.

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

Aww.

What did you do?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)

YOUR MUM

I'm sorry, it was just SO EASY TO SAY :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)

I tried but she shouted at me.

So I hid.

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)

CLANSOUL!

WHAT THE FUCK!?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahah!

You always said she was shouty, I was playing on that :P

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)

Hahah

I figured. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)

ATHENA! GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN FUCKING REMOTE!!!

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)

Fuck the what?

Language young lass

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)

Aw don't worry

no one fucking cares 'bout my language.
;D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)

Go to your room!

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)

*shuffles feet/stares at floor*

*heads towards room*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)

Aww I feel really bad now. :(

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)

*keeps going towards room*

*runs back and tacklehugs*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)

*gets up*

*huuuuge grin*

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)

In that case I'm going to go ahead and say gooch

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)

I told Cherry everything :(

It was really hard to work up the courage. I was going to call her but she called me first.

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)

Awww

I'm sorry. :[
*hugs*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)

*hugs back*

But at least now I feel better. I'm free now. I mean, I was before, but now I don't have to worry about her.
We're staying as friends, but I doubt we'll speak much any more.

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)

Ah.

Damn.

Other than that, how was your day?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)

It was good.

I fixed Ms acciDent's laptop today, completely. I freed up 12Gb of space for her.
And I got my tablet working properly on it!

How was your say?

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)

Hooray!

Hahah

Mine was good. I had a Science quiz I had to take in HAP, but I think I did good, so...^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)

I got my Science results today!!!

I got a B!
Only 9 marks off an A!!!
I'm so pleased!!

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)

Ooh!

Hooray!

I have a very low grade in Science now, which I'm working on bringing up. Only mofaha knows, because my mum would FLIP

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)

My coursework is terrible,

and the exam is only worth 30% of my overall grade.
So I will most likely have to settle for a C overall.

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)

Not terrible.

I have a D now, but with the next test I take, and homeworks and stuff, I should manage a B for this quarter. My Science teacher gets frustrated with me though, 'cause I don't understand very well.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)

Same here.

I'm working at a D for everything else.
And I don't understand any of it!

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)

I know that feeling!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)

Right, I am going for a shower now.

I will be back soon :)

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)

Kay!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

abuse is good :)

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Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)

Has anyone ever bee..ooh someone text me

i'm popular oh its from orange.

..n offended by you're drawing thingies? or are your comics slightly offensive?
how are you?

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Cae1, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

Hahah

No, but some of my comics are a bit 'offensive'. I have a strip about MySpazz/FaceBook and rapists.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

Being slightly offensive ftw.

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Cae1, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

^this

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)

Is that a book about the b3tan "Face"?

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)

Hahah

no.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)

Oh ok.

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)

sweet

I don't know that posting your real name on b3ta's a great idea.
I never have, but that's because I'm here when I should be working lol

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

I'd go with that.

Never know who's lurking.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

myspace rapists.

THOUSANDS OF THEM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

FUCK!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)

OMG CAM PLZ

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)

LOL, do u wana cyba?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)

wait, let me get my robe and wizard hat.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)

I've got my rhino costume, I'm ready.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8143321

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)

Oh shit!

Didn't even think of that! *opens photoshop*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

one of names does start with R, though.

and it's not Dick.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

Raymond

aicmfp

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

EVERYBODY LOVES ME.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

I LOVE YOU

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

FUCK

unlickygurl! :p
Woo! what if a little kiddywink picks up the thing with big FUCK written on it?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

WELL, FUCK 'EM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

^this.

THEY NEED TO LEARN THEIR SWEARS NOW!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)

I doubt they will

since the con is at a uni. Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

p.s. you ninjad your name out :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)

I did.

Rapitinui pointed out it probably wasn't the best idea to have that on B3ta.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)

this is scarily like something I did a few years back and it was terrifying to see this here

it made me temporarily question whether I was going mad.

I wasn't.

BUT MIGHT STILL BE :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

Hahah

really!? ^.^

I don't think you're crazy

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)

not 'clinically' insane

but maybe 'technically' insane.

I NO UR REAL NAME NOW THOUGH LOLS HA!HA!Ha!

*cough*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)

Ahhh

okay.

NO U DON'T THAT NEVER EXISTED SHH YOU SAW NOTHING

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)

At first I thought you were crazy

now I can see your nuts.

Oh wait...

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)

very nice, cool name btw :P

comics not for the easily offended?
yeah thats good but what about comics for the impossible to offend? i want a comic about subincision and genital beading, thats real hardcore!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)

Hahah

thanks.
I have a couple strips, like one about MySpace/FaceBook and rapists so it's like a disclaimer. Also, lots of cussing.
I don't know that I want to draw that. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)

lol you are only like 12 thats fiiiiine, but more comics about rapists!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)

12?

15.

And hahah I will post some of those, probably.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)

well fifteen is PRACTICALLY legal :P

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)

it was supposed to be a rapisty comment

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)

Ohkay

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)

Isn't rapistry the ancient art of divining water by use of rapeseeds?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)

Is it?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)

yes, we're all going to die!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)

Fuck!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)

Groomarific

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)

I'm easily offended

*gets offended*

*cries*

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)

DON'T LEAVE!

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)

Compo pearoast. Almost want to finish it now...

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)

If it's a finale, why is it 'to be continued'?

Come back next minute for more 'Hexachordal Crushes B3tans'

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)

*awaits*

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)

HAHAHA YOUR A GAY

come back next minute, etc. etc.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)

YOU JUST WANT ME TO BE GAY

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)

have you slept in the last 48 hours?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)

I try not to

they'll fucking get me.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

remember to sleep with your bum against the wall

that'll stop them "getting you"

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

PEW PEW PEW

icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-pews-pewing.jpg

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)

Lasers!

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

I use the Rolling Stones definition of the word

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)

I like where this is going.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)

Personally, going forward, I'd like to never see Garfield again in my life

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)

fucking stop that or i'll be saying that too

I'm far too suggestible to be on here

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Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)

you could be right, actually

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

see

thats exactly what i would have said

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Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

heh

I second this motion, although nothing comes close to the whole new levels of hit achieved by thelondonpaper's 'The Omnipresent'.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)

Even in a form that could be mistaken for fuzzy orange sushi?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)

ok, someone do a 'finding garfield' and I'll slit 'em, I swear!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

I meant more ground in to meat

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)

"companion cube" would be a much better comic than "garfield"

i await the second part of the finale with unlimited continues

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spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

I have no qualms about the fact that when I finished Portal

I searched on facebook for 'Weighted Companion Cube'.

:(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)

i did a very thorough wikipedia binge on portal, half life, valve and even "narbacular drop"

so don't worry

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)

I did post a nice graphic chunk of the second part a while ago

but due to glassco.cx not existing I can no longer locate it. Shame, it involved barbed wire...

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)

first picture (done in paint thats why its a bit shit)

(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)

clever little new person!

top of the class!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)

i heard this sampled earlier, took me a while to remember it

it was actually one the first singles i owned, got it off a guy named russell at school, who's old man worked for a&m
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ennMD1fPtXA

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)

I'm crowning you the King Of YouTube!

nice find

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

it was sampled in some utter shite hippidy hop wrapping song that i had the misfortune to hear, it's origin tormented me for a good five minutes.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

That's quite impressive for paint.

Woo!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)

^this

with a side order of 'ning B3ta

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

this with a Yay and welcome to b3ta on the end

Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)

this

with my nutsack.

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)

this ^ without his nutsack

*sharpens knife*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)

And sprinkles! Don't forget the chocolate sprinkles!

Happy birthday Skuggles!
*squeezes*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)

Yay chocolate sprinkles

little harder *CLICK* ahh well done i needed that :D
Thank you :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)

OK, she's back. Nobody mention anything and perhaps she won't spazz back t

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)

erm what did i miss? wait that'll remind her...

dammit

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

What!?

*Spazzes back*
Edit: I hope I'm not going on a wild goose chase. If I am I'll be 'aving' yer. And not in an ooer way.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

haha, yes!

lovely :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

Although I might add that pigeon has no d in it :P

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)

maybe he meant pidgin

"Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)

haha

maybe a cross between the two :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)

a pigeon speaking a garbled mix of english and russian

where's DaveTheHat when you need him?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)

I think that's argot not pidgin, but I'd be a bit of a dick if I said so

him fella talk-talk no sense

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)

I just thought that

Then noticed you'd already pointed it out.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)

top use of paint!

welcome aboard

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

you are most welcome aboard.

represent what.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

Hooray!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)

fab!

welcome to kitten, shop a b3ta, you'll never leave, etc

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)

Most welcome

& woo!

shoot up a fluffy, you'll never get better etc.

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)

welcome and a woo!

thats quite good :D

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)

how am I gonna better a ninja squirel?

and thanks for not flaming me

(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)

We would only have flamed you if you were shit.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)

or there was a lull

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)

you could

and i don't flame (much) and there is no reason to flame you

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

ear cataracts?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)

ear cataracts?

www.b3ta.com/board/8141838

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glubglub should be working on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)

hahahahahaha, brilliant.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)

this is very nice, well done on teh paint mashing

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)

Aww

Cute and fluffy, but evil.

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)

Sorry - know its animated but it takes less space on the board

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)

an anim

more than 30k????
YOU TWAT

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)

hahaha

we're all such bastards

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)

the mod edit below made me chuckle

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)

exactly, even the mods are testy

must be something in the water (global village and all that)

Hey, are you getting on the Lynne and George love train?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)

Mr Twat to you!!!

We've only just met!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)

hahah

now i can't look at charlie brown without thinking his hair looks like a pube

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

godluvzkok

(gusjux, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)

why is he about to smite the CDC :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)

I thought he was smitten with it

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)

Mrs John wayne Bobbett is God???

HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)

no, but the former Mrs Bobbitt does deserve a medal.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

That cock is

actually quite elaborate, and not that crude. In fact, it's almost three dimensional.

Mind you, if God can't draw a good cock - who can?

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)

Dixon?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)

Wilfred the tramp who lives in a dumpster behind HMV.

He does penis portraits to pay for his meth habit... or at least that's what he says, I've never seen him high.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)

BIGGER!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)

*FLOPS CDC OUT*

THAT BIG ENOUGH!? lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)

erm.... no... got anything bigger?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)

blimey

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

Please optimize.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)

HELLO!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)

You're SO NICE!

*hugs* good evening balloffluff.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)

Rawr!

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)

Nice.

Who she?

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)

omg wtf socks you found that on the internet!

filesize etc... nah only joking
*puts 3d glasses on*
Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)

Niiiiice! One of my faves actually.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)

i noticed something disturbing the other day

I've started putting the word "actually" into almost every sentence.

This is actually worse than when some cunt realised that i always said "basically" in meetings

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Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)

ha ha i do that all the time

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)

Could be worse.

Someone I knew had a habit of beginning sentences with, "Bottom line: ..." and in the course of mocking him I somehow picked up the habit myself for a couple of weeks.
Bottom line: it was annoying and I managed to stop.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

Yeah, but bottom line, that's funny!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)

HOW RANDOM!

BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY THAT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)

yeah but its really annoying having to think "shut up you twat" after every time i talk

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Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)

i say 'going forward' at work

and i die a little inside every time

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)

thats a classic

from bullshit bingo

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Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)

AND B3TA'S BACK ON TRACK

As ever, you're good'n'stuff.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)

okay have some text on a picture to lower the tone

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

it's true, though.

www.dailykitten.com/archives/1674-chaka.html

she really does hate lamp.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)

Haha

yay! I was trying to get a photo of Tuna for you but there are kids playing outside so she's hiding.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)

Tuuuuuuunaaaaaaaa!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

this is very nice indeed

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)

mohafaoahaha must have 25,000 of these done by now, no?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

he is really a machine.

killerkitti only pretends he is real, has anyone else ever seen him?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)

I saw him once

it was a glorious dream. I was lying in bed, and then a light appeared at the windows, as if God himself were about to speak. Then Mofaha walked in through the door and shouted 'ARMADILLO' at me.

Then I woke up all sticky.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)

indeed

i reckon he should make an animated gif with every pic as a .01second frame

looped

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)

LIke a bad trip

in a cut-price poster factory :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)

awww, your stuff's cool, you'e just too close to it to see it

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

Ooh, thats beautiful

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)

Beautiful!

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)

[that there is a verry purrdy picture :?)]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)

cor, wouldn't

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

Bloody well would!

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Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)

You can have her. I'll have the artist:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)

she was preggers last I heard

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)

Gaaah she breeds?!

She's a nutty cow! I met her backstage when I was working for some band or other. She was bouncing off the walls.:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

who is this very vision of beauty

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)

Lise

Norwegian bint that does the Nemi cartoons.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

are they funny?

so far signs point to no

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)

My fave actually.

Check them out in Metro.co.uk

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)

cor, she kind of reminds me of Christina Ricci

which is a good thing, in my books

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

eh?

and that last frame is graping my squildo

not as much as lynne from 'george and lynne' but still a fair bit

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)

look a bit closer...

it's just a really awful joke about cocks ;D

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)

top one

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)

that's almost romantic

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)

that's the plan stan

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)

HAHAH YES

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)

that end frame needs to be at the beginging for this to make sense to me

lol pocket tee-pees!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)

I have no idea what's going on so I made it official.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

that's much b3tter :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)

pfffft! (go on, compo it!)

the lads have erections.
this character is called Nemi.
Nemi sounds like 'semi'.
....
PROFIT!

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)

you actually pay attention to the metro?

i just do the ridiculously easy du soku

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)

heh sometimes

as they have 'pet of the day' which sometimes throws up some good fluff

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)

Google is Mean

Found this today browsing my email. Someone sent me a picture of some fatties from FB to poke fun at them, but check out the google ad above...

[Mod edit: Oversized image linkied. Now will you all please shut up and stop arguing about it? Thanks.]

(Motionless Detector, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)

DROP AND CROP

look what i found on the internet - lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)

OPTIMISE MOFO

look what i found:

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)

Mod?

he had edited the post to an acceptable size...
nevermind

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

They both come on little crackers.

Lurk for another 2 years

(Motionless Detector, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)

Kindly fuck off with your large irrelivant printscreens.

I don't know these people, I don't care, and of course the ad was going to say something like that, Google scans the email for keywords before displaying a related ad.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)

HA HA HA HA LOL!!!!111!

but seriously crop it, make it smaller ect.

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)

Serj Tankian? Oooh!

*Is fairly jealous*

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)

yeah i know, i fucking love elect the dead

he is not playing at a big venue either which i am quite suprised at

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)

I'm not entirely surprised, it doesn't appear to be the most widely publicised

and fast selling solo career ever no matter how much he rocks. I first heard it had come out on Bruce Dickinson's rock show about a month later.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

yeah but still,

millions just love him because he is from SOAD alone

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

It's just how solo careers seem to go really

If you leave (even temporarily) a band of the stature of SOAD no matter how good your solo stuff you'll never get the same sort of crowds or sales.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)

big venues suck

so that may be why

(although some small venues suck more, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE BRISTOL BIERKELLER)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)

I dunno, being packed in with tens of thousands of people going mental

at the feet of Iron Maiden/Manson etc. were great experiences. The sheer organ vibrating noise, sweat, mud...

... I need to go to more gigs.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)

i'd rather do the same

in a smaller space. so i was within two miles of the stage.

only been to one arena gig, and whilst it wasn't the most energetic of performers i still didn't get the same buzz as i do from small vernues/outdoor gigs

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)

Right.

So you make fun of 'fatties' on 'fb'. Already I'm drawn to your electric personality and wit.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)

The comment in the

email is class... I would have lolled too.

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)

"tiny head"

"tiny head"
"why do I have a tiny head"
(to the theme of Waterloo)
(for no apparent reason)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)

WHICH ONE OF YOU CUNTS HAS GOT MY BLUETOOTH DONGLE?!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

me,

sorry, i needed some anal pleasuring

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

oh, I thought I had the dongle

in that case, wtf have I been using?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)

WTF HAVE YOU DONE TO MY MOTHER?

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

LOL! YOURE MOTHER!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

Pfffft!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)

it's not funny!

i haven't used the fucker for months, and now i need it, i can't fucking find it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

I have exactly the same problem.

What's going on?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

Micto's lost his dongle up some cunt's arse

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

I have no problem with that, but if he's done it with mine too I might have to rape him.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)

I'll fetch the video camera

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

i don't have the same problem

i have found leaving it in the back of my PC helps

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

this would make a great kiddies cartoon!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

That may be the best response ever.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

better than this?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

Yes.

That just scares me a lot.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

he's just wiggling his joystick

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)

Oh fuck

oh fucking fuck

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

cock

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

Ban this filth!

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)

Happy happy

Bash Street Kids?

The Beeeeeeeeeeano?

Something to do with Acid?

I'm confused.

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)

some wanky school is covering up faces (with a smiley face) on kids to stop peadobumrape

or something, wasn't really listening

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)

But I find them much more attractive like this.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)

*reports to police*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)

Oh shit, not again.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)

What

Making them wear balaclavas or something!??

EDIT: You mean on photo's, right?

EDIT2: In that case, nice topical compo crossover!

I'm no expert (honest, m'lud) - but I'm not sure it's their faces that peado's are interested in.

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)

yea the photoes!

i dunno wasn't listening!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)

Awww, but it'd be so funny if hysterical parents started making kids wear silly masks in public

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)

RISbuster

:) news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1308207,00.html?f=rss

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)

In that case, nice work.

In fact, have a woo.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)

Ooh, ta! :)

How fucking ridiculous... Heh hee.. Nice one!

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)

Please stop.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)

Ha ha ha

The inclusion in otherwise irrelevant messages amuses me no end.

I'll stop now though. I promise.

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

The whole 'ear cataracts' thing was starting to rape my soul

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)

The temptation to post another

in this reply is overwhelming.

I'm sure HH will revisit it with something similar in an upcoming episode... Twas TV gold!

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

Filth this ban !

I get it now too . . . well did !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)

nice

although bindun already

think it's on page two

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)

DAAMMIT!

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)

at least it's a good bindun

with effort and the like

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

Ha ha - tops

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lord bofingham, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)

Fun fact: Physics LOVES to taunt Volleyball players.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)

Top thigh-rub action

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)

Why thank you.

I've been told that before.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)

Heh

That's the first thing I spotted.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)

Glad it wasn't just me :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)

Pervert.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)

I would be if I could muster up the enthusiasm

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)

*musters*

*perves*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)

*screams*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)

there's a lot of it about

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)

hahahahaha!

lovely thigh rubbing

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)

bloke at the back looks a bit on edge

woo!!

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)

OH MAN SHE IS PIIIIIISSED OFF.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)

Something about magnets . . .

Woo I like 8 !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)

Fold out city

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)

oooh

that's rather clever, init!

'clickys'

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)

you have a most discordian style

i like it

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spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)

Thanks . . . I do play accordian as well . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)

HONK!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)

It's a Hohner Corona II . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)

MACBOOK

MACBOOK MACBOOK MACBOOK MACBOOK MACBOOK

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)

FACEBOOK FACEBOOK FACEBOOK

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)

Tis good

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)

*slaps*

No! Bad sss!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)

i did read that as "slaps ass"

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)

STOP BEING SO HORNY!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)

He just wants some birthday bum love.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)

exit only

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)

OHHHH.

*smekxez*

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)

But but but

You can BE MY FAN and everything

*spams signature*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)

I don't DO Facebook.

I do Myspace though :)

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)

Pah! Substandard

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)

then you are quite clearly WRONG

I haven't been on myspace for ages, it's terrible. And they even changed it in loads of ways to make it like facebook.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)

That really made me chuckle

"Oooh look, status updates. Oooh, look, subscriptions..."

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)

I like it because I can code a div overlay.

ACTUALLY. FEEDBACK'D BE GREAT. It looks rubbish on old IE's, and the background is too tall so it peeks out from the header on small resolutions, but still. LOOK.

www.myspace.com/ttssattsr

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)

That is quite pretty

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)

Thankyou, whoever it was that just signed up

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)

IMAC

IMAC IMAC IMAC IMAC IMAC

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)

Well yes

but Im talking about for him, not the awesome likes of us

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)

Wow! I wish it was a bit smoother though.

Minor TJ: Anyone clued up about VTF/VMF files? I made a VTF background for GMod, and it looks fine, but when you load it up with the game it looks all artifacted and lossy. Halp?

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)

did you try poking it with a stick?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)

I yelled at it?

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)

maybe your yelling too hard?

try hitting it with a stick and tell me what happens :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)

OMGOMG

HAPPPEHHHH BIRTHDAY YOU ANCIENT OLD ANCIENT MAN.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)

THANK YOU!

its my cars 40th birthday this year too! :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)

Oh... how... novel.

YOU MUST UPGRADE. I can yell at your old car if you'd like?

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)

it just passed its MOT

Yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)

So it's a SkUGMOBILE ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)

Yes it is

its called Ruthy (because it has a roof, unlike my convertible which some arsebiscuit crashed into on my drive)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)

happy birthday skug

guessing time: is it a ford anglia?

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Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)

My next car will be (hopefully)

but at the moment its a triumph herald :D
(with electronic ignition, kenlow fan (and when i get around to fitting them) twin carbs and full stainless steal exhaust, looks rough though) :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)

oh and harry potter ruined the anglia

the cnut!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)

boot him in the chuckies!

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Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)

shoot him in the buckies!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)

you named your car?

*takes away final man card*

i'm now not going to wish you happy birthday (not gonna wish the opposite either as that's mean)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)

no..

its just to distinguish between the two

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)

number plates

keys, VIN plates, ROOVES, and colour not enough for you?

you old men get so forgetful

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)

well if you want to go via numberplates...

its called Timy... lol (my names not tim but the reg is) the other one is called BOY :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)

still shouldn't be giving it names

other people tried to name my cars, i never pandered to them (despite having a panda)

at least them calling my fiesta scooby was almost intelligent (number plate ended in DOO)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

Would that be a pointed stick ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)

only the finest pointy sticks can be used to obtain optimum results

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)

enough of your pointed sticks

now then, how to defend yourself against a punnet of raspberries

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)

with an apple pie of course!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)

right,

*educates*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w
*slaps around for not getting reference/being a smart arse and trying to right his own lines*

by the way, anyone who thinks the version from "and now..." is a tard

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)

oh not the loaded banana scene?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)

as that has no repeated mention of pointéd sticks

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)

i have no sound

at the moment - and i can't be bothered with youtube, too much like tv... boring

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)

Sound advice

Happy birthday!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)

Thank you Miss

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)

yay

thats ace!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)

since sliced bread

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)

... killed my family

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spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)

and urinated on..

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)

my dad getting raped by a...

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)

Demonstrative pronoun belonging to...

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)

900 Pound . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)

hot dog machine...

whilst...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)

twirling a hot . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)

Very nice work.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)

Very much fun to make as well . . . ta . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)

Looks like the kind of thing that would frustrate me horribly if I were to try and make it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)

Cor, thats pretty

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)

Thanks Triple S . . .

There is so much one can do with a kaleidoscope . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)

Just a quickie

*quicks*

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)

What I say!

The cad!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)

Hahaha :D

I like this

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)

Fuckin hell

that's good!
:D

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)

The ultimate chap

sadly not smoking a pipe

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)

he released all zigs

too

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)

released?

or took off?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)

every zig

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)

for great justice!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)

this

damn weak memory

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)

well i never!

One shant stand idly by while this bounder goes about such buisness.

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)

somebody set us up the bomb!

woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)

Happy Birthday

You old Bastard

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)

Why thank you ya wee whipper snapper!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)

I take exception to that remark

I have never whipped or snapped wee.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)

well as long as you bring it back once you've finished

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)

MAIN SCREEN TURN ON

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)

WE GET SIGNAL

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)

IF I FIND SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB AGAIN

I BE ANGER.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)

I imagined you saying that in a very westcountry accent

I BE ANGER I BE BE I I BE!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)

SOOMBODEE SET UP US THE BAHRM?

OI'LL TAKE OF YAHR ZIGS IF YEH'RE NOT CAREFUL.

OO ARR

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)

yes, quite

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)

I found that substantially more fun than I really should have

and said it out loud several times over :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)

indeed, what could be more mirthsome than a sport of west curntree

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)

You are the Wurzels

AICMFP

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)

ah, you've cracked my secret shame

we haven't released a new record recently because all of us are hunched behind a computer pretending to be a young Londoner.

Damn. Well, here's your fiver.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)

You're a londoner?

*stalks*

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)

oh dear...

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)

LOOK. I'M FLYING WITH A BABY IN MY BEAK

DUE TO INACCURATE REPRESENTATIONS OF REPRODUCTION.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)

hahaha

oooooh, you're a clever one.

Are you coming to the london bash? Come to the london bash. COME.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)

I is lurker

Plus I am a depressive, don't drink or know how to physically socialise.

Hurrah!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)

me too! yay!

have some cake :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)

*has cake*

Mmmm birthday flavour

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)

real cake? or lie cake?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)

maybe, it's BECAUSE he's a londoner

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)

Q: what kind of toothpaste does the captain use?

A: he gets signal!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)

Hahahah yes!!

TJ: I have just hooked my TV up to my computer, just playing around with dual screens, and I noticed the quality was terrible.
I expect this is due to the resolution of the TV and the capability of the graphics card I have, so what is the best kind of TV to use?
I have a Radeon X1650 Pro card, but I'm not sure what size the TV is.
It's bigger than my monitor, though.

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)

have you tried hitting it with a pointed stick?

/change the refresh rate as tv's don't like too high a refresh rate (from memory)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)

How do I do that?

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)

haven't a clue

:) sorry

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)

composite or s/video

is shite, also known as "TEH GHEY"

maybe you can output actual hd with some fancy graphics card twiddling but your generic tv out is crap (tho svideo is marginally less crap than composite)

edit: if you don't got hd type telly, you can maybe convince your video card to output something ntsc/pal style with rgb, but this may require some farting about, just buy an expensive large flat screen monitor for a bargain price of £800 or something and use the pc input :)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)

I know it is!

I just have no adapter for a second monitor and I was impatient to try it out.

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)

it's some kind of weak throwback to THE SHITTING FEAR american companies have to putting fucking rgb out on domestic tv equipment

and lack of macrovision style horror therein

yay! to people paying £2000 for lcd panels and having them go blank during movie playback because they had the audacity to steal a monitor, computer and dvd (steal as in paying money for them at retail and expecting them to work)
/slight fucking annoyance blog

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)

You need to take the cartridge out and blow into the slot.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)

HAHAH

Yes, I know it's a shit approach, but I'm only messing around!

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)

Or smash the thing with the flat of your fist

It always worked for my Amiga, the sodding thing refused to read disks without a smack. The masocistic little bitch.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)

Your Amiga was hooked on smack ?

Tsk tsk . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)

and he's using Amiga as a metaphor for the prostitute he kept chained to the radiator.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)

What is it with you and hookers chained to radiators?

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)

I know, it's crazy

I have seven.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)

I hope you're giving them just enough food to keep them alive

and applying make-up to make them look healthy.

Then they're cheap and long-lasting.

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)

No matter how hard you jammed the disks in

she would never read them though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)

does reading discs mean what i think it does?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)

*nods gravely*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)

DISKS!

Also I would have thought the disks being literal would be funnier. Although her juices would probably ruin the magnetic tape.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)

DISCS!

DISCO! silly

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)

Lies. CDs and round storage formats are discs

Floppies and other square formats are disks.

I AM POINTLESS FACT

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)

ahh now i know

thank you :{D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)

You might need a Sony Bravia . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8142865

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)

I'm with ya . . have fun !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)

I hope that

one of your associates is a dentist . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)

yes muchly

as his braces appear to need adjuting

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)

What what you say?

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nick the greek, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)

spiffing wot

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)

Hahaha!

Splendid!

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)

evening

Click for bigger (64KB)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

LADY PILLOWS!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)

Everyone needs a bozom for a pillow,

Everyone needs a bozom.
Everyone needs a bozom for a pillow,
Everyone needs a bozom.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)

My hump

my humps
my sexy little lady bumps :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)

*bumps ladies*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)

my hump my hump

argh the bells, the bells

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)

little?

pfft.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)

She'll catch cold with her breat exposed in such a fashion

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)

dirty thing

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)

ICEY BOO BEES

Also: aceness!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)

hehehhe

:) ta!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)

what lovely boobies

woo yay

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)

hahah

well boobie! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)

is that a lobster on her shoulder?

there should be more lobsters on shoulders
Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)

hahahhaa

its supposed to be a flower - a lobster would be better! :D

happy birthday btw! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)

Thank you kindly

Shoulder lobster, available in 3 sizes! NEW from JMLBNQ!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)

it doesnt matter what you do

I usually like it :)

She has been stabbed multiple times in the back hasn't she?

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Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)

hahaha - your too kind!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)

How long did this beauty pose for you ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)

looking at the source pic

i bet she's probably pretty old now :D

postcardsstock.deviantart.com/art/Rose-75068845

(slight boobie!)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)

clunk please login etc...

tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs22/300W/f/2008/019/2/d/Rose_by_PostcardsStock.jpg easy

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)

is that because

its a bit of a nude....!? didnt realise you'd have to log in :o(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)

no wocking furries :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)

It's all uncovered nicely now . . .

no wonder you picked her for the pose . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)

Wowee . . thank you magnanimous birthday SkUG !

Schweeeeeeeeeeeet !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)

Woo yea!

*does a little dance*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)

gorgeous lips!

how do you get them so good?

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spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)

thank ya so much

i just went over them with a low opacity brush a few times. :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)

drawing lips well

is a talent i have never been able to master, so i envy your skills

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spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)

i usually suck at them

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)

Hummn . . . lipsucking sounds so . . . well . . . you know . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)

That is lovely

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)

woo

thank ya sir! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)

cor blimey!

top stuff!

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)

thank ya!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)

Woo!

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)

thank ya sir!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)

No problem :D

I have a high-pitched whirring, bad quality second desktop next to me with Caewan on msn. He is on TV! *lols*

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ClanSoul, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)

Clone

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)

It's the woman off the Apprentice

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

this scares me

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)

This is odd.

Odd is good.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)

Yes.

I am very much in agreement with your statement.
I'm also quite stoned.
NYEH!
(o-0)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)

clones you say...

i've done clones, this is an early attempt that needs resizing

Click for bigger (112KB)

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)

Oh god

I can imagine thousands and thousands of them marching down the streets...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)

and me.. the decoy clones for harry..

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glubglub should be working on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)

Attack of the Clunts.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)

phwoar!

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)

More tree tom-foolery!

cfb

This tree is saying: "mngaaaaaaarrrr!"
It will eat your cars.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

The madness!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)

I imagine that tree going "AAHAHAHRRHRJRJRAHAHHAAHAAA"

every time a car passes through, and the eyes spin round :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

Hahahaha!

Now I do too! :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

Hahaha

I'm imagining it going 'om nom nom'

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)

I would animate

if I had the skill to do it quickly
or was bothered enough to do it longly.

Oh well, it's good as it is I feel :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

Haha!

omnomnomnomnom

tasty cars

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

Tasty cars is tasty!

omnomnomnomnom

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)

but the cars driving out!?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)

It drove half way in then did a u-turn realising it was being eated alive by a tree.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

It could be reversing!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

Treeses are lovely!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

Theys is people too!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)

MNGAAAAAR!

look what arrived!

*whores self*

img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/faeb3ta1.jpg

ooops. Bigness.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

atEd!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

N96?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

Yays

to 6jEd tshirt!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

WHOOPS

Oh I'm just full of cleverness today.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)

I bought a green tshirt today:)

EDIT:
*giggles*
You're pointing at your lady pillows!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)

Green is the best colour.

edit: right, should be the right way round now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

There ya go...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)

man

you got the skillz :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)

by golly you're right!

*flexes skillz fingers*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)

one day I'll learn the secret majik of the horizontal type flip

and on that day! I shall award myself a doughnut!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)

You need kibble

Lots and lots of kibble!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)

crikey

I dunno if I can cope with lots of kibble, I'm scared!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)

HELL yeah.

I am curving to one side, I must point out. Damnit, I lose all this weight and then photograph myself badly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)

I had noticed you had aktwally.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)

Bless you, thank you.

I shall be even thinner by the meet. A mere slip of a thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)

I think you gave it all to me:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)

I'm 15 stone.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)

God knows that I am.

I don't have any scales:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)

I WAS LYING! I FOOLED YOU.

I'm all skinny and whatnot.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)

Not really

I've seen your profile:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)

Bugggerrrrr.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)

Woof!

/flasheart blog

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)

WOOF!

I must go, manwife's got to do colour work.

Night all!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)

nite nite

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)

crikey

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)

I am myself wearing a green t-shirt with a pattern of kangaroos on it ^.^

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)

what a coincidence, I am currently wearing a green kangaroo with a t-shirt pattern

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)

Wonderful!

Better not collide else we shall annihilate.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)

i am currently wearing a green t-shirt

with an opaque black design covering most of it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)

Ace!

Although now you'll be 'shopped to death? :P

Mayeb not as you're wearing a b3ta shirt.
I have little clue as to traditions and customs.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

I've been shopped many a time...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)

To good or bad ends?

Oh, and I has that phone!
Then again, everyone does.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)

both!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)

Cor

look at the font on that t-shirt

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)

front onf

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)

pregnant?

congrats

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mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)

Hahahaha you prick.

I have lost a considerable amount of weight, actually, and I think I've done fucking amazingly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)

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mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

well i would stop right there

hot hot hot

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)

Boobs!

that is all.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

AND bunches.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)

Do you have sky-coloured wallpaper or are you somewhere that is outside and also has a mirror?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

Bathroom.

Suprisingly, it's more of a royal blue.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)

and now people are staring "ated"

er

it's getting warmer in here, er.. must be this cup of tea

:D

oh and "oh shit, that's a point"

I have been somewhat remiss in my ££/b3ta activity, I am a bad poo, but it has to wait and see if I have a job next week/near future first
/discomeats real life blog

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

Not any more they're not!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)

hehe

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)

what lovely mirror boobies

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)

That explains a lot

/fatuous remarks blog (a subsiduary of unintentional puns blog)

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)

THIS ISN'T MYSPACE YOU JERK.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)

tree is sticking his car tounge out at me!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

>u<

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)

hahahaha!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)

bobrobobroborbober!

Yay
ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND MY CAR PASSES ITS MOT! *DANCES* Yay! AND I SAVED YOU ALL SOME CAKE BUT I EATED IT :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)

Hippo Bathday!!

're-cakes'

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)

Thank you :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

happy birthday you old git

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mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

i've already got a walking stick :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

You can have some of my smarties. Here's some for your car as well.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

Ahh yes smarties the fuel of champions (and triumph heralds)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)

Neato!

Birthday fun fun!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

Yay :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

my wife isn't impressed

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rob, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

you can get extensions now you know

www.mypleasure.com/Sex-Toy-King.asp?dept_id=907

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

planning permission needed?

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mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

is bob your wife?

wait... when'd you get married? why wasn't i invited? hey we want photos! *stomps*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

there was a photo of rob in his wedding suit

very much like the accused in a child rape trial

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mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)

hahahaha

congrats - actual LOL

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Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

This is wonderful

*clicks*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)

Ningalora!

Story here for Anti RIS. It did tickle me a bit.

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)

haha... sorted.

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glubglub should be working on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)

Face lolz

Though surely all those torpeados just need to look out for the kids with cartoon faces?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)

if someone is capable of getting off

by looking at the faces of kids, then EVERYTHING should be banned, forever!

/Daily Mail blog

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McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)

I was chuckling quite a lot at that story this morning.

I imagine a yearbook full of photos like that would be quite creepy.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)

Quickie before tapdance lesson..

actually I should know better - it's a very old pearoast which I was going to put up just for the sake of the compo, then I realised it's a comic strip from a comic, not a newspaper, so it doesn't count, but filthy pearoast whore that I am, I posted it anyway. Mea culpa. *hangs self*

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blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)

horse cocks???

a room full?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)

yep.

big room, too.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)

that's a lot of H C

i wonder what happened to all the Hs

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

What a wonderful turn of phrase :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)

Pffft!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)

hee hee

this is nawty

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)

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