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Two more ambigrams

Requested the other day - Trying a slightly different style here, let me know what you think.
This one's alternating letters rather than doing a separate figure and ground...

And this one was a bugger.

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

What's the second one?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

sdratphapheantay!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

i can make out dave the hat

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

really? I can't make him out at all.

Boom Boom!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

OHHHH

sir aunty...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

who?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

sir aunty dave the hat.

it's what he's going as now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

CuntyMints

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

ha ha ha thats all i can see now

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

perhaps one of the ladies could tell me -

would it sting if you shoved a trebor extra strong mint up your snatch?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

Yes.

I sat on a bath bomb once, that was bad enough.

The reason I say this is because it was a minty one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

what a question

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

ever put originial source mint

shower gel on yr balls?

I guess it's like that

Chilly

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

yes - that's partly behind the question

and the fact I was wondering if minty cunt would taste nice.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

Original source mint's nowhere near as bad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

all fannies are lovely in every way

anyone who says otherwise is a big ol gaylord

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

Oh I don't know.

There was this one girl.... well, I won't go into it. Safe to say not lovely, thank fuck I was drunk, I wish I'd brush my teeth before going to bed that night.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

Did you leave them in there by accident then?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

gaylord

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

Say it with more relish, I dare you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

oh no

*has run out of relish

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)

I whole-heartedly agree

and I have no problem with how they taste naturally, but doesn't stop me wondering.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

why stop at mint:

Gravy?
Jam?
Chilli Sauce
Prawn Cocktail

Sky's the limit! or rather the cervix is.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

Squirty cream works quite well.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

*mumbles somethign about squirting his cream

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

That's probably less tasty.

Unless you're into that kind of thing.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

Yes I have.

The worst bit is when it gets stuck underneath.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

Agreed

Minty soap products on your naughty bits are just weird.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

I now have uncontrollable laughter....

must try not to lol
must try not to lol
must try not to lol
must try not to lol

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

*glees*

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

mine might be easier?

*hint*

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

Ooh

Yes, I think so. I'll try to do it later (once the kids are in bed...)

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)

that hurts my brian

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

Ohhh, brain tastes of tasty egg.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

I might have an egg sandwich later

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

Grossest sandwich ever.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)

Not if it's egg mayonnaise.

I love egg mayonnaise.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

Egg + Cream of Egg.

Gross!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

Fucking yummy.

Maybe I should make one with eggy bread.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

eggy bread

with scrambled egg

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

Have mayonnaise with that

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

I should have had egg in my tuna sandwich

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

yay!

I don't know what's going on here tho

it's like some kind of 3d picture

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

*crosses eyes*

*sticks that way*
*tries to sue mofafaha*

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

very nice

wish I had 1/100th of your talent

(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

Nerys Hughes?

lovely!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

That's lovely.

she's got nice cheeks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

Slightly spacky mouth.

*mongs*

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

HEWWO MISTER WUVLY TTTSTTRTRSTRT

I HAS MISSED YOU SO MUCH I DID CRY A BIT

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

SARCASM RADAR INITIATE.

OH NO SARCASM RADAR. DON'T DIE. I LOVE YOU. OMG I MISS YOU SARCASM RADAR.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

:-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)

Hahaha, smile, sweepea!

OR ELSE. Growl.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)

*pats on head*

*munches on Wheat Crunchy*

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

Gah, yeah I'm not happy with it and I'm considering re-doing the whole pic.

That would be the third time though.
The abstract pic I posted last night was a detail from the first version of this one which I threw away.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

This:

It's a detail of the beads.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

I like it, really. I just think the mouth looks a little strange, but I'm sure that's nothing that a little tweaking couldn't fix.

I still rate your 'unmade' picture as my firm favourite.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)

Which one is that?

You mean the blue one that looks like a fucked-up long-exposure photo?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

Yeah.

www.mofahaimages.com/b3ta/brokenpose_1.jpg

It's been desktopped for a while now.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

I'm going to return to that idea

I think it has lots of possibilities.
I have the kind of source pics in mind that I want to use, it's just a case of getting around to finding them and doing the work.
Thanks for your comments too, I really appreciate them.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

Corr, I much look forward to it.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

Luvverly

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

Do like!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

3 nostrils!

nostrils!
nostrils!
nostrils!
edit : oh and the smile is very V for vanilla of whatever that films called

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

Bah

I'm totally going to have to redo this pic aren't I.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

nah

its ok :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

That Garfield...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

NOOOOO!

Someone save the duckies!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

I'll save em...

* Pass me that hammer

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

poor baby quacks

won't grow up to be a nice big plump dindins

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

what happened to those ducklings?

does anyone know?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

I think they get photoshopped back in again...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

oh thats ok...

no wait.. is that an industrial duck sorter? sorts them into size order?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

You loon

* What size order? Big Ones down to little ones that need more Duck Tape?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

correct

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

They survived in the sewers by working as soldiers of fortune.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

if no one else can help, and if you can find them...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

Forget the ducklings, what happened to this girl... is she still stuck?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

hahahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

^ this ^

Ahhhhhh_{h_{h_{h_{h_{h_{h_h.......!}}}}}}

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

jean yus

i roffled like a loon at this thread

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

cover the boobages up!

THANK YOU

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

Tits at tea-time!!

NSFEYC

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

now I might be wrong

but a fat naked chick might not be entirely safe for work.

*fwaps*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

Is it female?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

don't know...

*spluffs*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

O_O

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

I'm sure I remember reading that they were rescued

Whoever was taking the photos called the RSPCA or some such.

Edit:

Yeah, here you go... gallery.hd.org/_c/bizarre/_more2005/_more06/bad-parenting-mother-duck-leads-ducklings-over-drain-from-which-they-have-to-be-rescued-ANON.jpg.html

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

yay for people who know stuff

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

Thank Heavens for the RSPCA!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

PLAYMOBIL FTW!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

Agreed!

click for enormoseams!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

Too much detail...

My Eyes!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

I think the Hazmat set looks pretty neat

www.powerlineblog.com/HazMat.jpg

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

Brill

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

Haha!

Is it wrong to find the lady one attractive?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

I hope not.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

There's a lady one...

* Scrolls up

* Fwaps

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

Gah!

(Youarenotshitashi, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

hahahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

Bulbous!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

Head!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

Face!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

EAR!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

CATARACTS?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

hahahahahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

THERE! THEY'RE! THEIR! EVERYWHERE!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

MY GOD! THEY ARE BREEDING!! BREEDING LIKE.. COMMUNISTS!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

QUICK LOCK AND LOAD!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

DON'T SHOOT TILL YOU CAN SEE THE RED PERIL IN THEIR EYES!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

But Im colourblind disco!

IM COLOUR BLIND!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

OH MY GOD! YET ANOTHER VICTIM OF INTERNATIONAL COMMUNISIM!

IT'S THE DOMINO THEORY! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

BULBOUS HEAD FACE!

HAS A BULBOUS HEAD FOR A FACE

AND A FACE ON A BULBOUS HEAD

BULBOUS HEAD FACE

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

That's right!

The Mascara Snake...

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

He looks like Ant from Ant and Dec

or is it Dec?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

Bastard.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

*passes mop*

Pffft!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

Thank you

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

haha!

Ant:

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

I can never remember,

is that Ant or Dec?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

[Turn Away Nowwww.....urgggh,...*dribble* *convulse*

You CNUTS!

CLICK FOR CONVULSION

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

please link this

i've got a headache

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

HOLY CRAP ITS 5 o clock, what happened to 12 o clock?

oh thanks for linking that

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

thing in a boat

it's now 17:04!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

not a goat per chance?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

a goat in a boat?

how queer!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

queer goats in boats?

not on a friday

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

indeed! billy will be quite gruff in this circumstance

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

what am it?

what am the flashy images?

what am they?

edit: where am the flashy images
where did it go

it stopped flashy!

edit2: now I see the flashy
where the flashy went
haha! it flashy
where's the flashy!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

[haha...

..you nutter ;?) ]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

I like the flashy

but only sometimes

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

Please link

It's just not board friendly!
[ed] :D
Thank you!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

I am so sorry sir.

I just saw the hair.

\/

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

haha

I've met him. Nice bloke.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

the weekend starts here

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

Well that's a fucking terrifying start to the weekend.

Thanks.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

With Dr Zaarlon?

I am so dead!!!

Sorry Dr Z
EDIT: You're here too!!!
*runs*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

[oh...well, you'll pay...

...you know you'll pay*...

*may not be true

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

Why does this remind me of lord of the rings?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

Why am I looking at a picture of your mum?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

Phwoar!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

hahahahahaha

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

I heard the sequel "INKY JET" was quite disturbing

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

Jet from Gladiators?

*fwaps*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

cor

all covered in 4 typical colours of ink

:D

edit: yay

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

Posting apology

lol ;-)

(maverickmonster, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

EAR CATARACTS?

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giant_squid, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

ear cateracts?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

Farmers?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

Chalfonts?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

Comic San Fonts?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

o rly

Arial Narrow Italic Condensed

(maverickmonster, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

I live near some of them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

Would I have laughed once at this bandwagon if I had actually seen the thing its off?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

It's possible,

but not likely.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

nope

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

Hehe!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

I hate Dilbert

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giant_squid, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

MORT!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

Jessie!

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

Huggie!

*jessies*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

*Spangs with special deluxe hurt-o-matic spanging pan*

Bad Freebs!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

ouch!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

That'll learn ya...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

Yay!

*glomps*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

I like dilbert

I used to hate it

but then I liked it

true story

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

and the Orange Booker prize 2008 goes to....

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

slight TJ:

www.amazon.co.uk/Freecom-Drive-500GB-External-silver/dp/B000LQA652/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1204908604&sr=1-1

Would people consider that a good buy?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

Piece of advice...

Buy LaCie, every time. You won't regret it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

I was up until 6am last night freaking researching these bloody ext hdds and now you throw in another name?!

AHHHH.

I shall check them oot.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

Used to be D2, now called LaCie.

Superb quality drives. I wouldn't touch Freecom, if I were you.

Edit: This is my primary backup drive, it's daisy-chained with 2 x 500GB same footprint drives. It feckin' rocks!

www.microanvika.com/product.asp?PNO=EDD53533

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

Prodge says his has been solid and running for a good long time.

I can't seem to find much LaCie stuff on the ol'e Amazon, which is my preferred electronic supplier on the basis that I trust their packaging/shipping.

This is really much more of a difficult choice than it should be.

www.amazon.co.uk/LaCie-Mobile-Design-Porsche-Firewire/dp/B000J4KLGU/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1204909307&sr=1-4

???

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

My seagate has been fine,

and managed to survive a 3 hour car journey.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

All the drives in that sequence/build format get my vote.

and they use Maxtor or Hitachi innards.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

used to use LaCie Monitors

At my job when i was an actual photoshopper. They are the actual shiznit

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

I had a Freecom ext. drive

I took it in my boot to N. Wales and it never worked again. I can only assume it didn't like the cold, but it wasn't exactly antarctic in there, and only for a few hours

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

Did you say "good buy"?

* Good Bye - See you next time

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

try to figure out who actually built the enclosed HDD

Samsung drives served me well for years, Seagate and Maxtor are also quite good

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

I've heard very bad things about Maxtor. So I'm wary.

And I've not a clue where I'd start looking to find the drive manufacturer.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

i have a maxtor

I't shitty shit

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

^ Wholeheartedly endorses this also

Edit: well, the one above - you know what I mean...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

MORT!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

And I'm failing on purpose...

..because it's always fun to get slated ;)

(Random_Cvnt Spit on my twat you electro ponce.., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

"a member for 7 days"

How would you know?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

hush n00b

;)

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slight yoinks!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

And I'm failing on purpose...

It's not that bad, have you seen whats on the other 14 pages?

(Taz_the_Man Gaius Baltar sucks Toaster!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

There are more pages to the Interwebnets?

Why-O-Why was I not informed of this!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

End of day doodle.

I like drawing hair :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

it's spelt Her...

Not Hair... Fool

Nice though

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

that's spelled

not spelt ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

He may have been referring to the type of flour...

You back again? Thought you were taking a breather after the marathon...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

aye

i've had a nice sleep, so i thought i'd look in for an hour or so. actually, i should get out of here now, i've got tea to make and my hair looks like a nest. :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

What.... as in....

I just spelled my fuckin coffee all over the keyboard?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

no, i'm not scottish

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

Oh sorry...

I mistook your skirt for a kilt

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

she looks posh

and filthy.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

^ this

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

Oh yes . . . those eyelashes are precious . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

pedantichrist approves

as it contains Zero yiffage.

i alos approve because it is WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

Bloody hell

you talented bastard! *sulks*

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Weetobix, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

So basically there was a lot of drawing we can't see?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

Mandrill

(Youarenotshitashi, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

hahahahaha what?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

FARMER GILES!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

Chalfonts!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

Office lol

You bastard - you will get me sacked!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

I am still office lolin

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

and...

_{PPfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff_{f_{f_{f_{f_{f_{f_{f_{f_{f_{f_{f_{f_{f_{f_{fftttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.............................}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

Fucksocks,,,,,

I have just been handed my P45 - Still laughing though..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

10000 internets!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

When all you need is a knife?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

a killing knife?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

A potato is worth 15 on the chin.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

Isn't it ironic?

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

haha! woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

I've been avoiding this compo so far

For fear of people making the "OMG your cartoons look like Garfield" comments.

However...

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

nah garfield is drawn better than your stuff

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

hahaha you old tart!

*FAWNS*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

I keep expecting you to be KillerKitti, Mofaha's very undersage daughter

doing things like reverse grooming mongychops.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

now that i'd pay to see!

poor kk tho, i hope people don't confuse us when i'm saying vile or pervy things (99% of the time)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

NO! NO! NO! Hanke!!!

I made that mistake once!!!!

*shudders*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

did you ask her to show you her tits or something? thinking it was me..

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

Other way round.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

did you show them her tits?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

is she not underage and it would be wrong and i don't have a picture of her tits in the first place!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

liar!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

No,

but I'll ask you!

I gone into internet letch mode again!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

and i'll say fuck off.

;)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

Haha!

I should hope you will!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

I do this just about eveytime I see KV's name :/

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

under sage?

why is she under one half of a typical chicken stuffing?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

hehe stuffing

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

oh no you di'int!!!

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

Yeah but garfield strips are funny and yours aren't

No wait!I got that wrong!!
Yours are the funny ones!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

you cheeky bastard ;-)

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

I did genuinly type it!

But only by mistake! and kept it for comedy effect.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

Pfff.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

haha

yours look better

/not much of a compliment blog
/still like your drawings blog

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

I mean you suck

/trying to fit in blog

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

are you seious?

DD cant draw for shit blah blah blah

/Sir Sand Goblin
/Sticky Label
/Betty Bo Bibsters

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

Betty Bo Bibsters!!?

didn't she die back in the fire of '06

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

she came back not long ago under a different username.

Though our paths haven't crossed since all those years ago.

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

A FIRE??!

ON THE INTERNET?! I'm scared. Hold me.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

Hey I remember her..

crazy bitch..

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

heheheh ZOMG

also, this is terribly childish, but the inclusion of the phrase 'up to 30m dong' in this news item made me do a tealol

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

That story is amazing

I think it really needs to be an animated film.

"Dad, I want a hamster."

"NO! HAVE A FISH!"

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

Devil Duck is shit!

sorry I thought thats what we were doing in this thread.

Still, woo!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

have something

Click for bigger (394KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

More filters?

*sigh*

Edit: Hahah, people are so impressionable

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

coffee?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

Mmm, yes please!

Unless it's instant

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

I bloody love instant me!

Gottan be VEEeeery Milky and sweet too...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

Nothing against instant, I just don't like it myself

I very rarely drank hot drinks at all until about 3 years ago, maybe a hot chocolate a couple of times in a year, so I didn't develop any preferences or grudges against then.

But when I was living in China I learned the joys of green tea, and these days I drink a fair amountof fresh coffee when I'm in the mood

/fucking life story blog

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

What was it like, living in China?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

Heh, how long you got? ;)

Seriously though, I've never figured out how to answer that.

It was really interesting to me in many ways that others may not be so interested in, and it was quite surprising in many ways you would expect but I still never fully 'got' until I was out there.

I really enjoyed it, but I was pretty relieved to come back to the UK, and it really made me think about how much whining we do over here and how much more the Chinese should be doing :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

:) you're so bloody nice.

I'm dead excited about seeing you again at the meet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

Aww

That's so sweet!

I'm surprisingly easy to dislike, but I'm fair, and as a general standard I tend to think that's quite nice

*big hugs*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

*hug*

That's why I like you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

I'm more of a

Capstan Full Strength man myself

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8146787

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8146801

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8146821

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

Well, you

tell me how to get that nice drop shadow on the canvas and I'll stop using it ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

Aww, don't pout little one

*cuddles close*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

That is rather ace Sir.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

more scott walker or mongeh fishing please

still impressive filter abuse.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

Fail.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

O_o

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

Haha. I'm

sharpening my guns, or something.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

do a nice picture of mr t in your painty style.

go on.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

Sorry. I don't seem

to have my MrT filters installed.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

I read that as panty style!!

So go on Mr Pasanonic paint her in her panties.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

no thanks

i hate birds that aren't cooked.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

what ahve you done to that chicken

incidentally, do we have native parrot colonies in the uk now with all the ones that have escaped the evil clutches of pethood?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

yes

they are forming a parrot army to liberate all our nuts

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

crikey!

a chaps nuts are his own private affair!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

Parakeets

I believe. Living around Kew Gardens way.

They had to go somewhere after all the pollytechnichs closed.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

there are loads in Windsor

they talk funny

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

crikey

we're slowly turning into some kind of amazonian habitat

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

all over london

i've got loads in my back garden, green little cunts

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

*shakes head*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

Very nice

but what are those lines on the cfb?
:)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

I assume it's done in Corel Painter or the like, so that'd be the canvas.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

Aha

It's a shame really, does it always do that then?

/never used it before.

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

it is a burlap canvas

texture added with photoshop. I can do without it, but I like the effect.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

Still looks fucking ace!
but I personally don't like it on digital pics, on real canvas yes ....

I'll shut up now!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

is the original a drawing or a photo?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

Photo

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

in which case, that's very good :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

Noice!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

great work as ever

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

Awww . . . Pluckit !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

Bird.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

Irn Bru isn't made out of joists....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

No, it's hammered out of pure radioactivity.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

Mmmmmmmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

wee joists?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

You'd have to ask those lovely Scots.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

but they get quite violent

and demand a fiver fer sum swallee

and then reach for the collection of knives in their pockets

I'm sure there was a programme about it on radio 4

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

hello squire

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

Well, hellooooooooooooooo

there yourself! *waggles eyebrows*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

*detaches retinas*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

A crap book.

(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

hahahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

that

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

other

(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

I heard is was panned by the critics!

WOO!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

Pfffft!

TJ: Anyone up to ought?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

Frenetic work, posting on here and being distracted.

Yourself?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

I have some work that I need to do

but I'm too bored

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

I'm bored by mine

But my colleague (nnnngngng GO AWAY) won't leave me alone about some stuff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

Haha.

Grabbing some b3ta time, before making tonight's curry.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

I am making a datasheet about Supply Chain Management

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

I should be up to ought

but one is procastinating as usual innit :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

This

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

always the way, shit loads of "yeah, I'll get round to stuff"

and now I need to have previously got round to stuff and be all full of knowing wtf is going on

still, winging it is fun :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

It's particularly odd in my case

because it's some reasonably simple NVQ work I need to do, and when I have I can leave my fucking shit job and find some decent work...it's really in my best interests to do it as soon as possible.

However, I work best to a deadline, and my head is being too smart for its own good and insisting I have lots of time yet

(

if it means a change of scene then just make yourself an unchangeable deadline

no point putting up with a shite job any longer than absolutely necessary

been there, done that

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

Very, very true

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I've managed to empty my intray by placing what was in it into the shredder.

No evidence. And tonight we have tapas!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

That's the Revenue off your back, then!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

"working" for another hour

and then getting fucking cunted.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

Aye

I'm off out with the missus and his work mates in a bit.
I don't expect they'll be getting THAT drunk, but I may have to see if I can't encourage proceedings a little

(

i'm being distracted

by thoughts of pomegranates and pizza.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

it did seem to go off the boil

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

simmer down you

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

you're always steaming in

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

hahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

teehee!

I want a set of them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

He's a bit of a dish!

woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

That's a fine kettle of fish . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

hahaha

I have some orange Le Crueset cookware.

It's very heavy.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

try removing the boiled head

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

it isn't done yet

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

I have a set

It's the best pans I've ever owned. They might be expensive but they do the job, take a beating, and last.

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I don't have a full set

as you say, they're pretty expensive but will clearly last forever!

I have the big frying pan and if you spanged someone with that they'd fucking well stay spanged!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

Nah, I don't have a full set

I'd love a frying pan, they seem ace.

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I use the frying pan most

but that's more because I just like fried things!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

Turns out she's maore of a nanny

www.selinascott.com/

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

what the unholy fuck is she playing at?

About 25 years ago, I really fancied Selina Scott.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

and now she has sheep too

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

I've got

a wok and a skillet

They are great but my little lady can't pick them up

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

ha ha ha

brilliant!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

hahahaha

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

Inappropriate

Click for bigger (88KB)

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Taz_etc, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

Hahahahahaha

May I?

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

The wooden stiff's

been iced !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

Be my guest...

superb!

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Taz_etc, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

How cool is that ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

mildly :)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

actual lollage

...for a toap, too!
woo to you!

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)

'from the archive'

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Pootle, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

I was wondering when that one would show up

Its one of my all time favourites

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

It just did... Up there ^

You are now cured of your wondering...

My work here is done

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

to be honest, I'd almost completely forgotten I'd made it, it's been so long

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Pootle, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

Is there

an optimum number of f's in a pffffft?

(the noggin causes laxative effects, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

The unofficially accepted stance seems to be

two= actual 'pfft' noise made. Or you don't get the joke.
three or four= varying degrees of immense amusement. Or you wish to threadjack and have no comment to make on the image.

Edit: More seems to equal a rebel or mentalist. Either way, shoot on sight.

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I like chicken

(this was a tj without image comment)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

Hello sir!

How are you enjoying your fame and gleeful welcome on return?

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yeah man :D

I be all O_O and overcome with emotion and my eyes spurted "fluid" :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

real discomeats fluid!

*collects in vial*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

yes, it can be used at "special" religious festivals

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

I applaud your informative mix of SCIENCE and psychology

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

Thank you

I'm glad my talents are finally being recognised

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Cheers

I was worried my pfft etiquette was just not cricket.

(the noggin causes laxative effects, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

*loads rifle*

*stares suspiciously*

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I shall remember this

the next time you pfft one of my jokes.

May be a long wait though!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

I'm always too im awe to apply my amateur psychology to your posts

;)

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I always thought

a pfffft was a bad thing.

Now I know only a pfft is bad.

(the noggin causes laxative effects, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

But surely the longer the Pffft!

(mine average out at three 'f's) the funnier the pic.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

Yup :)

(

Nope

They're both good. It's a dubious 'good', up there with a spanging for a particularly bad (ie good) pun...but it's still a type of praise!

Just

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I get it

*quickly checks old posts for "pfft'ing"*

(the noggin causes laxative effects, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

I will have to be more cautious with my pfffft-ings in future!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

I'll forgive you if you agree to be in Derby

About the 4th of October

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I'm toying with the London Bash

but everywhere's too far when you don't drive!

but then I have a few months to learn!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

DERBY!

The London bash is only a practice run

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Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.....

_{fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff_{f_{f_{f_{f_{f_{f_{f_{f_{f_{f_{f_{f_{f_{f_{fftttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.............................}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

pfffff

silly cow

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

Hahaha!

Wonderful.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

Haha!

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

hahaha,

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

garfield is like dracula, it's been done to death

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

He's gonna blow!

Run!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

he's fine, it's just a twitch

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

Just don't put him near any naked flames

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

or on nylon carpets

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

Schmerg merm etc . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

yes

quite

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

sclognont

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

that's easy for you to say

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

that's what I use this yogurt for

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

get smearing!

the day is nearly over!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

Winnar!

*clicks*

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

has jon got ear cataracts?

(chippy time travel agents, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

yes

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

lol

my level of humis

(maverickmonster, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

looks like Micheal Barrymore

I wondered what he was doing these days!

(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

[hahah...fuck yes!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

yay!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

yay for recycling ancient viz jokes

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

i used to love viz

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

I haven't bopught one in ages

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

Same here!

About 18 years!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

crikey

showing our age innit

:(

*feels old*

only thing that can cure it is some ridiculously expensive american cabriolet full of hookers!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

good old viz

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

They should get

something straight between them . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

ha ha!

we agree

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

ace

ness

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

You!

*points really hard*

You well?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

........can't get that "Savin' the day" song from Ghostbusters out of my head.....

Random page from a Panther Panties comic.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)

can she save me from this poxy hospital?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

Your Hospital has the Pox?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

it has now....

*whistles*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

at least it's in the right place to get treated

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

I read that as proxy hospital

which momentarily confused me greatly

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

EDIT: and i'm off...
BYE Y'ALL!!
HAVE GOOD WEEKENDS!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

Anyways I was trying to say hello (down there)

and welcome you back, but as it transpires, you've been back a few days, so you can bollocks.
:P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

Great to see ya back.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

I've brought cake and money!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

*steals cake and eats money*

ermm...hang on..

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

yeah I keep making that mistake

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

yay!

i prefer the song from the second one
"well, i guess we're gonna have to take control"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

Hahah

I had that soundtrack. Please. Please. Pleaaaaaaaaaaase. Could it be magic, magic, magic...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)

i believe

it's magic, magic ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

magic, magic

magic, magic...

yes sigourney... come to joe

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

if i was ever going to sex another woman

it'd be her.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

Ghostbusters was the only film in which she looked sexy.

.....must've been the snarling....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

you don't think

she looked sexy in aliens?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

Yes

Yes you do!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

Someone in New York is thinking of you...

www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/002577.html

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

There are people in New York?!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

They technically qualify as 'human' according to the Anthropic Classifaction Board

'people' may be taking it a little too far.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

Where'd the whole "Squirrels with Tits" thing come from?

Scarlet?
It'd be weird if it did. She's ONE female character out of the zillion that I draw.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

I think it's just a silly meme from when Scarlett was first introduced

and some people got mock-outraged.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

Kat appeared first.

Line should be "Kitties with Titties".
XD

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

It was actually but not the way you think.

It was her habit of hanging out with the 'band' Boy Zone that gave name to the phrase!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

It'll probably be from Scarlet...

...because someone on here did that parody strip.

(beemoh, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

GAAAAH!

SCAREY STALKER LURKER!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

Is it driving you insane when you get to the top?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

THIGHS!!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

you really do do fantastic facial expressions

very dean yeagleish, though i think i've said that before

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

Yeagle's waaaaaaaaaay better, though :D

Love his stuff.
*thinks*.......maybe I should contact FHM and see if they want any toons?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

that's not a bad idea

if you search fro dean yeagle on google images your pic of mandy and scarlet comes up =D

i wouldn't say he was way better either

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

Why does she need haylp?

I must know!

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

Tall building. Fire. Toasty.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

Thank you sir!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

and with that...

it's finally lager tiem!!!!

have a good one guys and gals

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

Have an enjoyable drunkening

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

me and the boys love a good laugh over your strips

just before we go out and shoot some charlie scum

Keep up the good work
/Chief Lieutenant Tetsuo

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

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