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# OK folks
I am an idiot. Right. That's that out of the way. I kinda like the stuff that is put on here as 'vectorized'. This didn't turn out anything like what you peeps do. I tried selecting different areas according to shade and painting them but that really did look a right disaster. This is just desaturated (except for the eyes) and then rasterized as a logo rather than a photo. My question is this - what in the name of jumping Jesus should I be doing?!





slightly larger original
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Get inkscape, that should start you off! :D
So that's pretty much a filtered version of a vector, right?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# A 'filtered' vector, eh?
Buggered if I know! Sorry. I am probably wasting you good folks time. I'll google inkscape later and see what it's all about. Thanks for that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Inkscape is a free vector program :)
I use it for things like this:

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# This should get you going the fastest.
www.heathrowe.com/tuts/vector.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Bah
I don't like that tutorial.
No particular reason why, I just don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# The car as subject perhaps?
[/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I don't expect so,
but it could be.
But it's also not how I'd do a vector anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Good Gilmour!
I'll look at that tutorial anyway. Some sense of what I need to do must be better than none. Thanks for that er thingummywatchaname* (sorry hit reply before registering siggies). Now for a ciggie and so to bed. Nytol!

*Edit: Tahkcalb
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Cya, clan's right that there are other ways too.
Gaz me later, I'm off soon too, if you want more links.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# ^This
And also, here is a psd of a vector I did recently.
Not my usual style, but I wanted to try one of Logovend's 7-shape vectors and they're pretty good :D
http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Woooo!
And truly my hero, too. Since 1976 Atomhenge tour! Excellent stuff whatever the subject. Er, does 'Gaz' mean use the message link in profiles? If so I am a gazzable fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# It was my mate's birthday yesterday, and he's really into Hawkwind too,
so I promised him a vector of Dave Brock :)

And yes, it does. If you need any help, feel free to contact me or Tahkcalb.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Wilko! and cheers.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# No problem.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# just get some tracing paper and trace a photo
it is a pointless waste of time unless it is cognative therepy and you are a mental
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# A Vector is an image created with a vector package
like Adobe Illustrator, Corel Xara or Inkscape. The images are created using spline based tools that remain perfectly smooth no matter how far you zoom in.

A normal Paint, Photoshop, Paint Shop Pro image (and the one you've drawn) is called a Raster image. it is simply made up of pixels.

/very simplified explanation blog

more understanding here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector_graphics
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Aha!
Thanks for that. I thought they were just different terms for the same thing. D'uh!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# nope
two completely different ways of creating an image.

like calculating mathematically versus throwing paint at a canvas
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# you can use vectors in Photoshop
but they're not as powerful as in illustrator, and tend to be horridly anti-aliased
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# do you mean it's aliased then?
a vector is always perfectly anti-aliased

and I know (or I thought that) Photoshop has vector capabailities, Paint Shop Pro does, but why confuse matters when writing a very simple explanation?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Photoshop doesn't do vectors...they might look like them but they're not
if it's made in photoshop it's called a Vexel and can't be resized without loss to the image

if it's made in Illustrator then it's a true vector and can be resized to the size of the moon without loss to the image!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Ah, but that's only the final image.
Paths, for example, and text are still vectors even in photoshop, you see.
Also: 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# YOU DON'T GET VECTORS IN PHOTOSHOP!!

Vector paths doesn't make them fucking vector images for the last time,
photoshop makes Vexels

Vector + Pixel = Vexel.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# "Ah, but that's only the final image."
You can't make a vector graphic, but Photoshop DOES use vectors.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# you're a fucking idiot.
the only thing that's close to a vector in photoshop is the text, that's it!

NOTHING ELSE.

the end.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)
# This seems like an important argument I'm glad I don't understand it!
(mushroom mushroom, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# As I said! It DOES use vectors.
And I did say the text, didn't I?
And paths are vectors until you stroke/fill them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# they are not true vectors then, ya fucking mong

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I never said it was a true vector!
\o/ early morning arguments!
Love ya really.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
# fuck off...idiot
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# no you said
"Paths, for example, are still vectors"

No they aren't, a vector, in this context is the spline based coloured-in result that makes a vector image. As opposed to a Raster Image

A path is a path, yes it's spline based with bezier controls, but IT IS A PATH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I ALREADY SAID YOU BOTH WIN!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# vectors schmectors!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# what do we win?
do we get a prize for simply trying to help you understand the difference in terminology of something?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Yes.
A big sloppy kiss.
*blindfolds*
*hires Jade Goody*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# then that's not actually a vector is it
its a path that Photoshop at some point will colour in.

Vectors are the finished line, exportable as a vector image like an swf or svg file (not a raster one)

slightly pedantic but very true
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# thank fuck..someone else who knows what he's talking about
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Ok, fine, you win.
I have lost!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I love my job!
I'm sitting here whilst two extremely cute Swedish girls eat their breakfast clad only in the skimpiest night clothes:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# photos now!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# photos or its not happening
(other than in all our minds right now)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# We demand photographical proofs.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# perv.
OK I'll try.:P

EDIT: Soirta managed to do it but can't find the cable of my phone:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# omgnowai
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# you had better find that cable mister!!

*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Found it you want to see the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Uh-oh..
this sounds too good to be true..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Didn't come out very well as I was trying to be sneaky

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Hahahah!
You should just ask "Can you lovely ladies pose for a second? I want to put you on the internet"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# one for the blur fetishists...

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hahah!
is that the underside of a breakfast table?
you big perv! (try again try again!)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# HURRY! TIME FOR MORNING FWAP ALMOST OVER!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# What on earth is your job?!
:-)
(mushroom mushroom, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# He runs a hostel :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# He runs a hostel and he's taking photos of his half naked female guests and posting them on the internet?
wtf?
(mushroom mushroom, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Hahah yes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)
# thats not right
(mushroom mushroom, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Hence the blur.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# he said it was because he was trying to be sneaky
(mushroom mushroom, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# No, it's because it's wrong to put pictures of people on the internet
without their permission.
And on a site like this, it's a very bad idea.
Calm down, we all know that. Just messing around :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Download Inkscape....it's free
www.inkscape.org/download/?lang=en
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Battery Powered Fuck You

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:16, archived)
# batteries.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:18, archived)
# Good morning.
I thoroughly enjoyed your longstip last night.
You truly made Charlie Brown funny.
But you have yet to beat HI I'M KERMIT.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:24, archived)
# i probably wont be able to for this compo.
these are okay i guess:

b3ta.com/board/8139233

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:43, archived)
# I HAD AN ADVENTURE EARLIER
www.b3ta.com/board/8149493
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:48, archived)
# wow.
THIS SHIT IS GETTING SERIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Excellent longstrip last night
The punch line is not that funny though :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# U GAY, CHARLIE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Yea this comps bringing out a lot of that
I do love bum though...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Oh, I was to mention that I used your nazibird again.
They are the targets at the shooting gallery.
www.b3tards.com/u/7c82098adc87c1f1dee2/fsmlandsg1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:47, archived)
# great.
who drew the cowboy?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:51, archived)
# The mad magenta hare.
He needs a rifle and some other bits, but
I'll bug Rap'ie for those later on in the
project. Got lots of yours on tap, but do
add some more if you like, as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:54, archived)
# i really do not remember drawing that nazi bird thing.
your fucking shitty magnet land is really looking great but also fucking shitty.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# I WAS TALKING TO CLAN!
I think your pig will be used for a ride.
Pig Race chair ride or the like.

edit: I had thought ferris wheel,
but it blocks too much of the pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
# oh. good. i was starting to get parinoid.
i actually think i remember clan's nazibird now.

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
# NAZIBIRD.gif
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# haha!
wtf? a lolnazi?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Hahah yay!
Again? Where else did you use it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# XmessDesktop 320k
www.b3tards.com/u/7c82098adc87c1f1dee2/xmsnarnandfriends.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Woo!!
He's up there with Snarncat!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Lavaly work! *peas reply in kind*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:19, archived)
# What fun!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:24, archived)
# As an engineer I'd like to point out
That is not how you're supposed to wire a fuck you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Yeah...
I used Fuck Yourself wiring, but it was all I had on hand.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:44, archived)
# You're only powering the dot. Unless you've put all the wires behind the purple board.
But if you've done that, why did you leave the battery pack out front?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Yeah,
it's shite work all around. Had to get it wired by a dead line and didn't have time to finish.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Yeah but the only forseeable outcome of that is a case of what the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)
# fuck you?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Those are some special fucknuts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# batteries.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:53, archived)
# but no - fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Thanks


'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# 'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Hello Blackhatbackwards
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I went to a café this morning for breakfast
it wasn't that good. Neither was the service.

So I crudely did this, just before the waiter took my plate away.
(Inspired by Sir Pigeon Nipples)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:18, archived)
# Haha
so you left that kind of tip...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:23, archived)
# you had toats!
and mystery greens, something burned back to base carbon, and a withered tomato.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:23, archived)
# It was supposed to be a 'big breakfast'
But it was more like yesterday's breakfast. The greens resembled Cos lettuce.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:25, archived)
# i make one of two breakfasts pretty much every day (with some variation):
poached eggs on toats with chilli sauce, or granola plus all-bran plus flax plus banana plus yogurt plus soymilk, with honey.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:31, archived)
# Crunchy granola?
eaten and thrown up by Neil Diamond no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:36, archived)
# vere crunchy. with nuts.
neil diamond?! i'm trying to eat here!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:38, archived)
# Hehe
I didn't realise he upset your stomach. I won't mention Michael Jackson's name either.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:40, archived)
# look, we can discuss shitrags and abortions while i eat, but not popstars.
or that oither thing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:43, archived)
# what sort of breakfast was it??
abortion and lettuce?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:29, archived)
# shitrags
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:31, archived)
# oh shit!
look what i missed out on while i was at they gym: a free time machine!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:52, archived)
# LET US TRAVEL TO THE FUTURE

AND GURN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:10, archived)
# ALSO:
I just made a Thatcher pic for the morning. I sure hope she doesn't die before I can post it.
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7284697.stm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:13, archived)
# i, however, hope she does.
'stable' - how does one get to be a medical doctor and think that woman is in any way stable?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:15, archived)
# Simple, just go to a tory doctor.
To any of them; Enoch Powell was merely a little strident, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:17, archived)
# i'll sit on that panel.
"i'm sorry, we cannot let you graduate. you are not smart enough to be a doctor, and we know that because you are a tory.

go fail at being an economist, too."
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:23, archived)
# Hahaha! 100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:26, archived)
# 100% Bigotry.
The very thing you hate about the stereotypical Tory is what you become when you suggest that Torys are all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# 100% Hyperbol!
However, I am not unaware of the truth in what you say.
/ultra far leftist blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# oh hush.
they're not all the same. some are stupid and hateful, others are just stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Perhaps they mean
she's IN a stable.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:18, archived)
# Hahah
perhaps I should shop that too
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:19, archived)
# i thought that word stuck out prominently, figured you'd noticed it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:26, archived)
# Haha I just looked back at the pic I made
and it's not even vaguely funny :)
It's bedtime for me, g'night all :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:27, archived)
# Cya, sleep well.
It had Maggie in it, no wonder!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:29, archived)
# but is it art?
'night, i'm off too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:39, archived)
# Wouldn't that be more correctly called a "sty"?
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:20, archived)
# oh, yes.
this.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:21, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:13, archived)
# HMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:57, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:14, archived)
# i left craigslist alone for a while. it was getting too predictable.
but i'm planning a new post there and needed to get the feel of the place again.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:24, archived)
# Troll on!
Back in a bit, rubberduckie teim.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:30, archived)
# bedtime for me, but have fun with the dux.
'night, all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:38, archived)
# Coz you think he's a cock?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:33, archived)
# I am b3taing on the the building next door, you are not




apologies for RPS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:59, archived)
# This is good
You could market the b3ta brand anywhere

(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:00, archived)
# I'm thinking about submitting it for this week's QOTW
tonight we watched 3 episodes of Doctor Who

last night we watched Transformers the movie

now I'm using it to type this, and half the neighbourhood could be watching me do this

but most of them can't read English
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:03, archived)
# It sounds as though
you live in one of many areas in Sydney.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:06, archived)
# not yet
though I'm not ruling it out this year
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:08, archived)
# neat.
scroll back and put up a cdc.

no wait! i made a wallpaper earlier, put it up there! pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:07, archived)
# It's there now
half of Buenos Aires can probably see it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:09, archived)
# yay! thanks!
actually, better to use something good. i just wondered what an 'arty' pic would look like, rather than a comic strip.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:11, archived)
# well now they're watching me type this
but I'm sure I could use it for some proper mischief
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:13, archived)
# too bad we don't have internet odour generation yet.
shitrags would alarm the city.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:19, archived)
# Just get Gronky to package the rags and send them via express post .
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:20, archived)
# i don't think he's allowed near the post office since the 'incident'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:32, archived)
# He'll have to use a disguise
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:36, archived)
# i suggest burqa and rollerskates.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:39, archived)
# That could work - jihad on wheels is always good
Or he could dress up as Leslie Nielsen.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:46, archived)
# Hahah
that's very cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:13, archived)
# I agree
That is cool
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:18, archived)
# NOW SURF SOME TRANNY PORN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:06, archived)
# ?
won't the board get stuck on their cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:46, archived)
# oh, get you posting art on top of my story.
hmmph.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:49, archived)
# Is she amongst the stinging nettles?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:55, archived)
# i thought a marijuana grow-op.
or swimming in a mint-chocolate milkshake.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Yeah that's it...
Mint chocolate pieces! Am hungry now for a Peppermint Crisp.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:58, archived)
# i'm eating an orange with some dark chocolate now.
it is good.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:59, archived)
# Interesting combination
That's almost like a Jaffa
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:01, archived)
# i love orange and chocolate together.
i used to manage a cafe and my dessert contribution was an orange and chocolate cheesecake with chocolate mousse on top. it tastes incredible but is about 10 000 calories per forkful, so i don't make it any more.

it could be more jaffa-like if you made the crust more prominent.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:04, archived)
# We need the recipe!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:06, archived)
# ok, i can dig it up.
i've made it using a weird thing they sell here occasionally - chocolate-flavoured cream cheese. it enhances the flavour not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:09, archived)
# Yeah thanks!
That sounds interesting Chocolate and cheese. Can't say I've tried that combination.

But I guess that could be like Peanut Butter and Jam (your jelly)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:13, archived)
# they sell a caramel-flavoured one as well.
it is bland.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:21, archived)
# Doesn't tiramisu sometimes have chocolate in or on it?
That's made with mascarpone cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:23, archived)
# it always has chocolate shavings on top (or should, anyway).
i've had it made with chocolate liqueur instead of coffee liqueur (or plain espresso or coffee), but that makes it far too sweet - need the coffee to balance it.

i've had some ungodly tiramisu variants. once with (i kid you not) smarties on top.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:29, archived)
# Get some ginger going with that
and you'll really get the taste buds buzzing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:03, archived)
# we actually tried that version once.
it was less than the sum of its parts - any two of those flavours work well together, but all three don't seem right.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:08, archived)
# Oh I think it can work
but you need to jiggle the flavours... use thinly grated orange zest, crystallized (candied) ginger, and satanically dark chocolate (85% cocoa).
Trust me, I'm a food doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:11, archived)
# step aside! i'm a food doctor!
there is orange zest in it (and orange bitters and orange liqueur). and of course the chocolate is dark - milk chocolate is for infants and the insane. when i feel indulgent there's a place across town that sells superdark imported from belgium.

i like eating candied ginger (and ginger in general), but it just didn't work in this dish. and i've sworn off eating any cheesecake until i am sleek again.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:17, archived)
# Oh did I say ginger?
I meant herion.
It actually helps you lose weight, imagine that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:18, archived)
# i'm waiting for my grocery man.
$26 in my hand.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:24, archived)
# Lima is freaking out in the hall again
just running up and down and skidding to a halt. He's going to wake Kk up if he doesn't stop soon. And if I say anything to him or approach him he just gives me an insane look and makes that "brrrp" greeting noise, then runs away.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:29, archived)
# i love crazy-cat time.
not that they generally pay attention to humans anyway, but those moments when they seem to be peering into different dimensions and spaz out are great.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:34, archived)
# rps is shit(rags).

odd night - walking home i suddenly found myself in sydney (chippendale), on goold street. there was a strange high-pitched squeaking sound, the air stank like faeces and a disturbed man lurched about, ranting incomprehensibly. i had time to snap a quick picture before teleporting home.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:46, archived)
# Haha
I was there also. I bumped into a couple of familiar characters
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:54, archived)
# devious deeds! i knew they'd be in on the mystery.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:55, archived)
# They are laughing at the smell
saying, "I fart in your general direction, you Aussie bedwetters!"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:57, archived)
# i wet the bed in australia, but that's a grown-up story.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:58, archived)
# I hope you were pissing your pants laughing
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:01, archived)
# rong. hope again.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:11, archived)
# Haha
HARBINGERS OF DOOM. AND SOFT ROCK.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:03, archived)
# Hahahahah
I love our psychotic group mythology :)
Also: sounds like you met gronkpan...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)
# heh, it makes me grin, too.
i don't think we actually 'met'. more like 'saw one another and fished about for weapons, then disappeared'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:13, archived)
# That was you?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:06, archived)
# yeah. sorry, i had to run.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:12, archived)
# Ahhhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:04, archived)
# LOOK OUT FOR THE BAT.
IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:11, archived)
# Also: That's not goold st. It's regent st.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:50, archived)
# also: buzz.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I feel like this every day
They say that Comedy is just Tragedy where nobody dies...
(thanatos, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:14, archived)
# Ha ha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Ha
been there, and strangely with Pointy headed boss. No tigers though.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:45, archived)
# "Umm Yeeah, I'm gonna need you to come in on saturday, ummkay?"
"'PC Load Letter'? What the fuck does that mean?"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:13, archived)
# I think it means when
for some unknown reason, the printer or PC is set to print to standard US letter paper size rather than A4.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:03, archived)
# No, ...
this is what it means
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
I'm going to do that when I get back in the office this Monday.

Thanks for the inspiration!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:11, archived)
# I've seen that film.
I thoroughly enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:13, archived)
# i want to know in which parallel universe dilbert is funny so i can be sure to never go there.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:50, archived)
# My office
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)
# :D
you beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:22, archived)
# CHINFANG!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:23, archived)
# I'm really struggling at the moment.
I had to make 3 versions of the previous one before it looked right, and two versions of this one.
The first version of this looked like she had a badly dented face and two mouths.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:27, archived)
# I THINK I MAY BE STRESSING
ABOUT... YOU KNOW... THIS WEEKEND'S INVETIGATION
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:28, archived)
# I survived, but couldn't get all the photos I wanted to.
I got all the important ones though, it'll take me a few days to decode them.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:29, archived)
# INVETIGATION: PROGRESSING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:31, archived)
# I'll probably just do a "don't worry I'm still alive" post this weekend
the epic post will have to wait until it is ready.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:34, archived)
# I went on my journey ealier today.
Things are getting serious:

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:28, archived)
# PUER EVIL!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:29, archived)
# I have about 30 photos like this


There is a hidden message here I know it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:32, archived)
# I think it might be
'KILL JeFF, K?'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:33, archived)
# ALSO:


Why are they sorry? Are they apologising to me? How did they know I was coming?

I am searching their website for clues.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:38, archived)
# They're sorry
because they are JeFF, and don't want to die. And they're giving cemetery tours. So you can see all the people who have also been killed!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:39, archived)
# YOU ARE FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:50, archived)
# YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:51, archived)
# Ok, the first line of Bob Dylan's Isis runs:
"I married Isis on the fifth day of May"
THERE MAY BE A TEMPORAL ASPECT TO THIS PUZZLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:34, archived)
# YHWHK
I think I need to take all the other photos into account as well.

I couldn't get a good long run of photos for an autostitch as my phone was runnning out of batteries.

COINCIDENCE?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:39, archived)
# EVERY TIME I THINK I'VE ANSWERED A QUESTION I AM JUST LEFT ASKING MORE


I'll save the rest of the pictures for the update.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:49, archived)
# AUTO WOP KOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:52, archived)
# You're right.
That's very suspicious.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:49, archived)
# I think the google ads on my site are also offering me clues:
www.urine-off.com.au/the_urine_off_story
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:07, archived)
# URINE OFF!
REMOVE URINE WITH URINE OFF WHICH IS A URINE REMOVER, FOR REMOVING URINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:11, archived)
# I like the header on the front page, where they use photos to demonstrate why you might need urine off.
There's a cat, a dog, a baby... and a wheelchair.

GRANDMA I'M JUST POURING URINE OFF OVER YOU BECAUSE I WANT TO ELIMINATE YOUR URINE ODOURS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)
# Hahahahah
I was a bit slow to realize then that you weren't joking and that this is actually targeted advertizing.
I wonder, if you started a blog about abortions, what ads would google put on it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:11, archived)
# To be honest, that was the original reason I put an ad on the blog - I just wanted to see what kind of ads would show up on a blog about shitrags.
Now I've made four dollars and I'm all like WHOA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:13, archived)
# Do you get money every time someone clicks an ad?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)
# I think it depends on the advert
some of them the person that clicks needs to actually buy the product, some ads you get paid just for showing them (on a site with high traffic).

I haven't worked out how to choose them yet.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:16, archived)
# Ok, I disabled adblock
and clicked one of your ads.
It was for Old Spice Professional. It took me to their site which has a Will Fucking Ferrell video on it.
You owe me fucking bigtime buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'M HALFWAY TO BUYING A PACKET OF CIGARETTES

Thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:32, archived)
# BABBYZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:13, archived)
# HOW IS BABBY UNFORMED?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:14, archived)
# THEY NEED TO DO WAY UNSTAIN MOTHER
TRY BLEACH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# HERION IS ALMOST AS EVIL AS HEROIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:31, archived)
# ALIEN!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:24, archived)
# the doctors said they were only going to remove a small part of her skull, but they really took so much more.
ni
ce.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:53, archived)
# This could be Marcel Marceau's wife?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:59, archived)
# I dunno,
she's not saying.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:24, archived)
# Marmoset? Gordon Setter?

M-M-M-M-MARMOSETTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:36, archived)
# WOO IT WITH FIRE.
Hello b3ta. I'm at a house party.
I'm being lame, and stealing internet and being a DJ.

HOW FUCKING COOL AM I, WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)
# *prods*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Awesome.
Awesome to the max.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:55, archived)
# MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK TO THE PARTY-TYPES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:22, archived)
# That involves social skills
Something that I clearly don't have.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:46, archived)
# THAT IS LIKE SAYING YOU CAN'T LIFT WEIGHTS BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE MUSCLES.
TALK TO SOME PARTY TYPES DO IT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:52, archived)
# AH GRONKPAN YOU ARE WISE
ALSO: STUPID
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:01, archived)
# IT IS POSSIBLE TO BE BOTH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:12, archived)
# BALANCE: ACHIEVEABLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:24, archived)
# Hahahah
I always figured that when at parties, b3tans hovered towards computers and music. YOU HAVE PROVED ME CORRECT, MR. MRPINEAPPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:28, archived)
# I BROUGHT IT WITH ME FOR THE STUDIO.
AND THE FUCKING BILLION HOUR CAR JOURNEY.

ALSO, MY MUSIC IS COOLER, AND I KNOW HOW TO DJ.. SORT OF. SO GET FUCKED FOUR EYES.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:45, archived)
# OH OKAY
THAT SEEMS LIKE A LONG TIME.

I WILL NOT DENY THAT YOUR MUSIC IS COOLER. IT PROBABLY IS.
I DO NOT HAVE FOUR EYES. I HAVE TWO. AND CONTACT LENSES. SO YOU GET FUCKED, PERSON WITH A FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:50, archived)
# I am going to bed now.
Don't bother insulting me back. I know I've won this. G'night.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:13, archived)
# Dingus.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:28, archived)
# YOU CAN BE A DJ
WHILE STANDING IN THE KITCHEN?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:32, archived)
# I AM NEITHER STANDING, NOR IN THE KITCHEN.
I ALSO KICKED EVERYONES ASSES AT TIMESPLITTERS 3.

DEAR LORD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:49, archived)
# AND THIS IS THE MAN
WHO CALLED SMOKEY A CUNT.
OH DEAR OH DEAR.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:51, archived)
# SMOKEEEEy
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:07, archived)
# SAYS YOU.
MOFMOMOMMFOAMFOAMFAFOAFOMFAHAFHAFHAFHAFHAHHFHAHFHAHFA.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:07, archived)
# THERE SURE IS AN ECHO IN THAT KITCHEN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:08, archived)
# I shudder to think what it eats.
Or what it wouldn't eat! Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:56, archived)
# someone really ought to milk her, she's been waiting for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:54, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL Facerape....


I am drunk, goodnight b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)
# we need to see just ONE more frame....
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# No, I don't think we do.
I don't think we do.It's funny enough as it is :)

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)
# ^I havent heard this used in a while
woo yay for keeping it alive.
edit:

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Bordem takes over in class again.


CFB
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# HAHAH
nice narrative touch to that!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# something had to go there
couldnt be something lame..
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)
# I like that.
(Fluffster, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Hahaha Norks!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)
# This is great
.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:48, archived)
# Once again
I am too drunk for b3ta. Night Night all



Click for bigger (48KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Night- lovely kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# night
good sir
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I'm off now too.
Goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# night to both of you!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# And indeed goodnight to me,
who is going to bed.

NIGHT ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# G'night
Mrrneeeeowprrrrrprrrrprrrrprrrrhalfhearted biteprrprrrprrrprrprrrlicklicklicklicklicklick
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# hurrah
cats!

edit: 3rd frame unshopped.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# heheh
like this
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# tis a pearoast
but still thanks.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# nothing wrong
with a little pea once in a while (in an existing thread natch)
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
# LAZERCATS!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# This was attached to the brick that just came through the window
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# nice guys at ladybird publishing
an offer you can't refuse i believe
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# hahaha
nerdz:lovely touch on the opacity too, most pro
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Is that Ladybird's real address?
If so i might send them a letter



and by 'letter' i mean 'shit smeared on a piece of tissue'
(Teh Lewis in Cornwall, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# and it'll all be the internets fault
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Email too
Ladybird
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)
# ladybird books
They bloody started it

I have an old Nursery Rhyme book from Ladybird, the second verse from Jack and Jill states
'Up Jack got and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, To Old Dame Dob, who patched his nob with vinegar and brown paper.'
(lordy lordy, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# nice little comic/cartoon thing going on here
vee noicely doone
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# worst cartoon ever!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# beaten to it!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# I win
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I'll get you next time Pro'gy
nexxxt tiiiiiime!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# hmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)
# my ghast
is flabbered
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# That's how I imagine myself while watching Star Trek every night at eleven o'clock.
All tucked up in bed with a whining missus.

"Oh, the cat is heavy. Why is it on my legs? What's that noise its making? What are those teeth foAAARGHHHH! Little bastard!" *cat/wall interface*

"hohoho"

"You are a bastard. That's not funny."
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)
# da da da da da da
inspector gadget

da na na na na na na
na na!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:29, archived)
# You wont find anything funny to say in there
Dilbert FTL

nice pic though, very well done
(Teh Lewis in Cornwall, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Worst cart...
bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# for teh lewis
its a kitty!!

CF big and no compressed still low res though damn your source image
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)
# I'LL STAY IN IF I WANT TO.
kitten!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# wow
is that what clubbing is like? looks confusing, i'll stay in the pub
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# that would be drum and bass
/rowdy
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# hehe
i do love d'n'b i have actually once been to a club of it. It was 'bangin' i danced, everyone thought i had loads of drugs, but i didn't i just liked it and was wiggly
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)
# yeah i get that
used to do drugs now i don't but i still dance like i do
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# i have gay legs or something
they love it
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# yeah!!
gay legs
*opens photoshop*
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# I was like that when i first went to d 'n' b nights


...but i also had drugs
(Teh Lewis in Cornwall, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# quite alot of drugs
i seem not to recall
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Too many
Just say 'NO' kids



....to the fourth pill
(Teh Lewis in Cornwall, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# ruffle!!
i forgot that rule at flo's place

oops
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# That damn thing never stays in my face!!!!

Cheers you crazy arse monkeybadgerfish

have plenty of WOOOO
(Teh Lewis in Cornwall, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# oh i'm covered in your woo
it smells
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Skate to the Future
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# This is heavy!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# ye man
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Great Scott!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Janet!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Brad!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Rocky!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Ooooh! Braaad
Ooooh! Janet!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Damnit! Janet !
I love you!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Put it down?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# But I'm in one of those "Aliens" style loadlifters.
If I put it down the crew will think I'm a ... hold on...

"GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!!!".

Sorry. My ex-wife was trying to steal my cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I don't understand this.
lift with your knees and not your back.

I shall go soon, and not me on for afew days.
Rambo + alcohol + moshing + other stuff tommorow.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Have fun Ramboing
and send me a message the next time you're playing halo
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Oh yeah...
i totally forgot about that...I haven't been on for weeks due to exams and coursework and WoW and shizz. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)
#
Caewan: Last seen 01/02/08 playing Halo 3
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# 1.21 gigawatts!!
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
http://www.emptyisum.org/b3ta/thehomerun.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# *Starts singing the song*
*Mashes surprisingly well to 'don't believe the hype'*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)
# nice frame
disappearance.
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# these are great!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Ear Cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
[challenge entry] My Photoshop's broken so I'm making icons at the moment.






EDIT: I did another one and forgot about it!

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Fuckscreams,
Superman and Jizzfaces.

I hate these new sentient computers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# I hate Adele.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I like the
Super 8 Projector
cool!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Ahthankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Did you see Horizon the other night?
They kept pretending it was shot on Super8.
Twas nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I used to film skate videos in Super8.
It's a fucking bitch. I'd rather use mini DV and add the effects after.
Edit: That was a top Horizon.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# *giggles like a lady*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# your cassette turned out better than my try at it.
they're tough little buggers to iconify.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)
# i'm off to trudge through the snow, but i made a wallpaper earlier.

that's a sample, click for full-sized version.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# HAW-HAW!!!
It actually felt springy here today. Nice, anon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# you evil bitch-titted bastard from outer space!
i want spring here now too. bloody stupid geography/climate. ok, now i have to go. no more f5.

*puts on slush-soaked boots, weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# nice :)

good luck with the snow
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# it turned out to be a bit of a bust.
still snowing, and has been all day, but there's not much on the ground. it's quite light.

thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:37, archived)
# Lovely!
G'night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# This wallpaper confuses me, but is lubberly-jubberly nonetheless;
however, get a proper aspect ratio y'dick'ead!
;)
There's a reason it's 4:3! So the diameter is 5
I worked that out all by myself :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Fresh Prince Maths FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Maths or math?
Maths or math? Maths or math? Maths or math? Maths or math?
Maths or math? Maths or math? Maths or math? Maths or math?
Maths or math? Maths or math? Maths or math? Maths or math?
Maths or math? Maths or math? Maths or math? Maths or math?
SEVENTEEN!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# maths
we don't like that merkin spelling round here
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Good!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# the first P in PHP stands for PHP.
THAT SHIT AIN'T RIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Self referential and a paradox
That's pretty good going for an acronym
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Like "GUTS"
stands for "Guts up the shitter"
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Fucking Rain Man.


EY UP! There's a fight going on outside my gaff. Fucking marvellous, I'm pointed at the window as well
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Rain brings me down.
Monkey knife-fight?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Nah, punch up.
Lovely bit of mud on pristine Burton special shirts.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# fucking emo! :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Join in.
Take your killing knife.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Bah, I'm in my jimjams.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Perfect,
you won't get chav blood on your nice clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I am wearing my lovely new b3ta t shirt as jimjams.
Well, wandering around jimjams. not sleepy jimjams. They is different.

Also, coppers have arrived. Stern faced lady copper giving the big lad a good talking to, from the looks of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# hot?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Hard to tell.
Massive coat and vest and hat and everything.

Dead short.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# YOU, thilly!
oh, you. You're thilly.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# See, now you've got 'I'm Thuper' in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Perhaps they're actually filming a porno?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I have both hands on the keyboard, so no.
Sorry, that was a bit graphic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Is this like the hanging up seaweed to tell if it's raining thing?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Yes. If I'm not wanking, there's no porn going on near me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Understood.
Can I buy a miniature version of you to use as a detector around the house?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# If only.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I'll have to go back to training dogs to smell the crusty semen.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Cats'd probably do it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Take pictures with flash.
A lot. And shout "Rodney King is watching you copper". A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I happen to be in possession of a sizeable quantity
of marijuana.

Now is not the time to start pissing about with coppers, especially one that's managed to frighten a very large, pissed lad.

Anyway, I think they're off now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Ah I know what you mean.
I remember returning from the pub, drunk ( what?) down Shepherd's Bush road, nearing home, seeing two guys breaking the window of the antiques shop and robbing the contents. I chased one of them for ages, discarding my leather motorcycle jacket for streamlining ( and remembering afterwards that I had 4 bottles of Bud in the pockets ). Anyway, I caught him on Blythe road just as his mate turned up claiming I was a skinhead racist beating them up. As a crowd gathered and it got nasty ( guy I had hold of was a Pakistani and I was bald an wearing 18 hole Docs ) the old bill turned up in a car with my mate in the back ( who could not then get out again )
Cut a long story short ( too late you cry ) They were arrested but I was very drunk and took offense in the station to the spotty kid that was interviewing me. I too got arrested and spent the night in the cell for being a local hero who hates smarmy kids coppers.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I wouldn't have lost the jacket.
I try not to get involved, anymore. Last time I did that the lad was on something bloody mental and he cracked my eye socket.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I hate getting involved and always say 'never again'
but it's the soldier in me. Less think, more do.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# If I even try and do I get sat on by bigger boys now.
I'm a terrier, but I'm kept on a very short lead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# You'ld have little trouble with me.
Too old fashioned ( and even chauvinistic ). I've had my arse kicked by a woman because I won't do more than try not to be hit. I like feisty women, but you need to heel when told ( for safety reasons )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Hence the sitting.
And also the not going out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside-down
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
so I can make a topiary out of your pubic hair.

In West Philadelphia born and raised,
in the hairdressers where I spent most of my days.
Dryin' out, towelin', blue-rinsing old school,
and all coughin' some hairballs outside of the school,
when a couple of stylists who were up to no good,
started to spray dye into ma stylin' hood.
I got in one little fight an my momma got scared.
She said "You're goin' to do some perms and waves in a town called Bel Air"
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# made me cough
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# thanks.
aspect whatever, i usually make wallpaper 1280x1024.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:25, archived)
# :D
Nice!

Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I'd use that
if the face didn't terrify me
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# it's a friendly bear face.
well, as close to friendly as i can draw.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:42, archived)
# excellent.
that's not like you but I'm pleased.



Click for bigger (393KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Damn you and your sensible shaped computer!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# You have loads of icons
And none of them are files, all shortcuts

That is weird
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# not like me because it's excellent?!
heh, thanks. your screen is jam-packed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:57, archived)

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