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Barbara Cartland learn's to paint...
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Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:39,
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brilliant stuff
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mongychops ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:40,
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hahahahaha :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:40,
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Barbara Cartland learn's to paint what?
Hahahah :)
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:40,
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Yikes!
*fears*compo?
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:41,
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Oof!
Apostrophe catastrophe!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:41,
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this
but it's woo too.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:15,
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hahaha!!
paint FTW!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:41,
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hahaha!!
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McBadger COW ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:45,
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'Noon sir!
How're you?
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:45,
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knackered
spent all weekend moving house, back at work on lunch now cancelling direct debits. How are you matey?
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McBadger COW ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:46,
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On b3ta?
Cancelling direct debits?! *FEARS*
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:49,
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he single handedly pays to keep b3ta running!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:51,
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QUICK EVERYONE
DONATE!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:53,
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*pulls pockets out*
does rob like starved moths and lint?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:55,
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I am good, thanks :)
I spent most of yesterday sorting out CSS for my journals on dA. Here is the latest oneclansoul.deviantart.com/journal/17600606/ I change the picture of Cthulhu each time ;)
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:54,
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:D
so happy
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:47,
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Hahaha....
Barbara's cat..
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Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:48,
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hahahaha!
Braw!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:51,
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hahaha
thats ace
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firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:12,
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lovely halifax...
seams alright (and should be now)
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:33,
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I'm afraid it's redexing for me.
edit: There it is. Woo
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:34,
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Same here :(
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:36,
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^this
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:37,
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that
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:38,
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^All of the above
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:38,
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^ not this one though
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:38,
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MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMY!
you alreet?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:39,
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Not tee bad son :)
You ok? *frets* *fusses* *wanders off to find jaffa caykes*
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:40,
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i'm ok mam!
your daughter in law started her new job today!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:43,
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Aye! I heard
send her our best, I hope she settles in well :D
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:44,
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certainly will!
hows pops getting on?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:47,
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Great
The job doesn't rock his world, and he kinda misses some of the old cnuts (and a couple that absolutely were NOT cnuts!), but he saves hundreds of pounds a month in petrol, has more time away from work/not travelling, and can walk to work in 10 mins! He's right next to town too so he can go there for lunch or, like today, nip home! o/
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:52,
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so good and bad then..
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:56,
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^and that one
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tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:39,
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Cheeky mare!!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:40,
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You love me really
NOW GET BACK UPSTAIRS ON YOUR MATTRESS AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:42,
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But it smells!!!
and don't me the ropes so tight this time!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:45,
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You've got to learn bladder control somehow
And can you think of a better way? CAN YOU?
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:47,
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i'm running on a proxy server at college
that might be something to do with it. :(
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:38,
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I've managed to get to it by copy and pasting the address.
Woo
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:39,
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Nice mountain!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:36,
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nice way to spoil a view
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mongychops ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:37,
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Bloody Japanese!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:38,
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they do it all the time
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mongychops ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:39,
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gah!
bloody thing. *grabs axe* soon take care of that!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:38,
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hopefully fuji will erupt again and molten lava will take care of it
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mongychops ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:40,
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*hopes*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:42,
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I may try one of these
woo!
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TheOther ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:54,
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Printmeister did a better one than mine
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:58,
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Best view of peice hall I've ever seen
Woo
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:04,
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Keith Harris
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:29,
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Hahahahahaha oh it's you
S'alright I spose
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:30,
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Hello Bird lady
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:35,
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Of Alcatraz?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:37,
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ha ha
so thats how he came about
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:30,
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I preferred her with Keith Harris before
she won an olympic gold with Christopher Dean . . . Woo!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:31,
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I think that's my cue.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:32,
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Hahaha
:D
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:49,
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Silly BBC
New design no prevent dirty mashy mashy no matter how fucking wide you make it
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:26,
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wanking spanners!
I have a full set of HGV-sized knuckle shufflers
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:27,
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Hahahahah!!
Inbreeding news!
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:27,
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Haha!
The fucking Diana inquest was the main story of the lunchtime news. Apparently it's far more important than Zimbabwe.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:27,
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:(
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:30,
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Jessie!
*smooshes*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:31,
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'lo miss!
*is smooshed* *frankly enjoys a massive amount* *return smooshes*
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:36,
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Y'alright?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:41,
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Oh yes :)
Could complain, but what's the point? Life is better today than it has been for a bit, but "even when it's bad, it's really not that bad" ;)
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:43,
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Only three?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:28,
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the post-accident version
has quite a few more...
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:37,
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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:40,
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Hehehehe!
Naughty Wasp Box!
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:28,
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haha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:29,
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haha
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mongychops ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:30,
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Wanking Spanners! Hahahahaha
The class of Waspy shining through
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firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:33,
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*orders Auto-fister*
Woo Mr Box :)
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:38,
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*frog noise*
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:16,
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O_O
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:17,
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^That's about right.
Also:
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:18,
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Gribbit!
Gonzo's lovin' it!
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:18,
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haha
but he's sucking the wrong bit...
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:18,
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*chokes on chow mein*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:19,
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you're doing it wrong :D
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:22,
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Oh well
*goes to get cake instead*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:27,
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hahaha
Milk/Monitor
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firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:22,
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hahaha!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:27,
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brilliant
gives a whole new meaning to nose job!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 22:35,
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blimey
yay
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mongychops ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:18,
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Hahahah
I love how Kermit is standing there oblivious
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:19,
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haha
dirty chickens
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:27,
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Hahaha
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:37,
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Hahahah
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:10,
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I really should construct a spanging pan
especially for you.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:11,
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that's a bit Jim Davidson
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:11,
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never has your sig been so appropriate . . .
C];0)
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:12,
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haha
sorry, Bernard Manning then.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:14,
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aw cheer up
casual racism makes me nostalgic.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:16,
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I had a bowl of Bernard Manning cereal for breakfast
so rude it turned the air blue or summat . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:20,
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Bernard Manning didn't just call a spade a spade
he called them lazy black cunts as well
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mongychops ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:22,
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i'm unsure of the nature of this jape, i'm keeping quite
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mongychops ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:12,
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mongychops ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:12,
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quite sexy, obviously
it is Mongy after all :)
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:15,
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This is so racist
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Mr Gear the gay-maker ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:12,
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That is so racist against you.
Just because you are white. I am not getting involved.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:19,
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Hahaha!
*orders another eleventy spanging pans*
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:14,
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Add a Nohair too
:)
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:16,
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*shaves Cheeky*
*makes a lion wig* C];0)
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:17,
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Rawr!
*claws*
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:18,
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*gays in the face*
thats to both of you too
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:22,
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JOOOOOOOOD!
Cor! It's like the Famp bash all over again!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:25,
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*wanders around drawing on people with eyeliner*
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:27,
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*ruins eyeliner with small blunt knife*
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:32,
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Aww :)
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:41,
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*humps*
*clicks 'I Like This!'*
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:36,
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Got naked for Gok?!
'splain sir
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:39,
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I was filming for How To Look Good Naked on Friday
so you'll be able to see me on tv, in my pants, on 8th May! I didn't get the full treatment, I was only in the product testing team though :(
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:44,
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Yay!
I'll have to try and remember to watch that. Does it air on Ch4?
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:45,
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Indeed it is on C4
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:03,
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haha
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:22,
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Hahah!
That hairstyle appears to be making a comeback, I've seen a few people with it recently, and I even saw some shop mannequins with it!'ning
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:22,
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I had my hair restyled a few days ago
It's pretty drastic compared to how I've had it for a fair few years (only difference being length), but I'm learning to like it lots :)
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:26,
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You all Braw?
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:31,
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yeah, not sae bad . . .
not sae bad . . .yous?
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:33,
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Whoops, sorry, I missed this!
I'm good :)
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:54,
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:59,
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hehehe!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:00,
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That gets a lol.
eh? *winks*
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:00,
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Aargh!
gets
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:03,
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Arf!
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:03,
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I don't think he is
He's concealing bacon in his right hand for a surprise pork attack!
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Joliet ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:08,
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Pfft.
I had enough of 'evil clowns' on ashes to ashes. And what a lump of cack that turned out to be.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:43,
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they used to share a play pen
cfb without improving the quality
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:57,
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O_o
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:58,
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Goatse nappies!
*buys two gross* :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:00,
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what a good idea for a nappy design!
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:00,
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there could be a whole range of B3ta ones
Goatse, Radioactive, Biohazard, No Gary Glitter (red circle, line through), and some kind of statement about how fucking bad for the environment the things are and how stupid as a race mankind is for thinking burying a chemically designed shit sack in the ground is a better solution than simply washing them. /rant mode off
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:06,
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Which is why I'm going to attempt the green route
They're made of bamboo you know
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:15,
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Bamboozles
rock. But: SEPA (Scottish Environmental Protection Agency) did a life-time study on nappies - re-usables v disposables. They came out even. o.O Apparently the energy and detergents consumed with washing re-usable nappies has quite an impact (plus you need to use liners). The only way they're truely better for the environment is if you use them for more than one sprog! Then they end up slightly ahead - but only slightly... the more children you use them on the better - but they do of course have a finite limit as to how many times you can use them. /edit linky
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Professor Yaffle now with added sodium ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:40,
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I remember that, it was sponsored by Pampers I think ;)
I do remember some hoo-ha over how they were quantifying the environmental damage of the landfill though. Never found the answers so assume it was brushed under the carpet
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:52,
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yeah
they were coming up with some random timeframe for nappy decomposition. Turns out it's about 500 years. Probably 50 times longer than they claimed... I know there're some nappy recycling trials going on around the world (U.S. I think are doing a few) which is a bloody good idea. If you can get the chavs to drop 'em in the right recycling box that is...
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Professor Yaffle now with added sodium ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:57,
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Too many hands!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:02,
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spoil the broth?
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:03,
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:05,
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i love the cheeky girls
woo
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mongychops ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:03,
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touch my bum
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:04,
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this is life
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mongychops ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:05,
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Am i being too cynical?
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:25,
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haha!!
oh my, no =)
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:27,
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Ha ha!
It's funny because it's true.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:28,
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No, no, it's NOT funny because it's true.
"The votes are neck and neck" - you can be sure they won't be at the end.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:30,
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In horse-racing parlance
The losing distance will be a "long neck" :)
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:33,
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yes it's fucking political
hehehe
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durbster durbster.co.uk ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:29,
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skunk anansie!
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:30,
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everything's political :)
*waves from on high*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:43,
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i can't believe it's the afternoon
still a long way to go yet matey
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:46,
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I know
I'm living in the now.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:48,
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ooh, what a coincidence
i'm living in the past 1967 to be exact =D
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:50,
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ah, 1967. the days where european football was pish enough to let your lot win :D
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:52,
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those halcion days
*sigh* edit: yet still not pish enough to let your lot win
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:53,
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but pish enough to let england win the world cup a year earlier
that says it all. we didn't want to win that cup, the name was too short, we waited til 72 to pick up the cup with the longest name.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:58,
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hahaha
right lunch time. *rolls up trouser leg, goes to orange hall, does secret handshake, does a shit in the urinal, goes home*
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:01,
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haha
*doesn't wash, claims ten giros, gets paranoid, smashes seats*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:03,
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no you see
i was doing your lot, and now you're doing them too. you're supposed to do my lot =D
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:04,
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I know you are but what am i?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:05,
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gay?
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:08,
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nah, our closed-minded bigoted fans wouldn't allow gays
so you must be gay, since your lot are open-minded egalitarians.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:10,
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The Johnstone's paint Football league Trophy?
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:02,
archived )
no, silly
the European Cup of Cup Winner's Cup Winner's Cup Winner's Cup of Cup Winner's Cup.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:04,
archived )
's cup
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:05,
archived )
Two girls, one Cup Winner's Cup.
My team has won the Cup Winner's Cup. Therefore it must be relatively shit.
(
An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:09,
archived )
it is.
for the same reason that we won it.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:11,
archived )
Satire.... How dare you!
Very woosome have a click.
(
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:31,
archived )
*dares to*
Ta! :)
(
Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:38,
archived )
oooh just went to check the progress of this story on tut' bbc...
and the news website is all new and shiney!
(
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:39,
archived )
take your shoes off when you're on there,
they don't want dirty footprints! =D
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:43,
archived )
Took me by surprise this morning,
thought I was on the wrong site!
(
Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:44,
archived )
Hahaha!
Ouch!
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:32,
archived )
I'm just wondering what will happen when he announces his 'narrow victory'
Woo
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:34,
archived )
Hopefully, someone will shoot him!
:D
(
Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:37,
archived )
Either that, brutal repression, or civil war.
I'm feeling cheery today.
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:38,
archived )
On the other hand...
...he may turn over a new leaf - become Mr. Nice Guy, restore the economy to it's former glory, give the properties back to all the white farmers , etc., etc., ... *wakes up*
(
Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:42,
archived )
Well he's 84 now,
probably too old to turn over a new leaf. Fingers crossed he'll die before long, though.
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:44,
archived )
Easy enough to arrange
Just trip him up and then recommend him for treatment on the NHS
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:46,
archived )
then he'll die slowly, with no dignity and in great pain!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:47,
archived )
We'll see if we can knock up a few hospital infections, too.
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:48,
archived )
done and done.
*coughs*
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:50,
archived )
Awwwww. Shame.
:)
(
Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:49,
archived )
haha
nice satire. I don't think it's too cynical at all.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:43,
archived )
hahaha, i voted for mugabe
(
mongychops ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:44,
archived )
Well that's understandable.
We all know you vote for sex appeal.
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:46,
archived )
i can't see past his cuteness
(
mongychops ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:56,
archived )
Well, that's it, then...
...with your casting vote he'll probably win. I hope you are pleased with yourself. *hands over loaded revolver* Do what you must :D
(
Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:48,
archived )
go on a genocidal killing spree?
well if you insist
(
mongychops ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:55,
archived )
*votes for this to be your quote*
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:59,
archived )
Robert Mugabe's black.
Therefore - THEREFORE, mark you - THEREFORE - this is racist. You racist racister, you. Woo!
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:45,
archived )
hitler was white
so it's reverse discrimination if you don't like him.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:48,
archived )
fucking honkey.
=)
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:49,
archived )
Don't you repress me.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:50,
archived )
*checks BBC*
Bloody hell! You're right, Should I delete this thread then?
(
Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:50,
archived )
Nah.
Everyone loves casual racism, look at the Daily Mail. Actually on second thoughts, don't.
(
Jeru War and Piss ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:52,
archived )
My wife bought The Mail yesterday
because it had a free copy of the Time Bandits DVD. Can't think of what to do with the rest of the paper though.
(
Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:55,
archived )
Burn it, or make papier mache
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:56,
archived )
I'm not allowed to play with fire anymore
after the last "incident"
(
Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:58,
archived )
dint fucking read it whatever you do.....
you will become one of.... THEM
(
caffeinefreak ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:00,
archived )
Read it!
I daren't touch the fucking thing!
(
Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:07,
archived )
Pfffft
No, not at all! Woo!
(
XLVII .uk ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:48,
archived )
Not at all!
TJ: Anyone here from Bolton or Sheffield?
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:53,
archived )
I'll be living in Sheffield in a few months, if that's any good.
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:55,
archived )
Do you think they would own up to it?
'noons missus :)
(
Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:56,
archived )
i'm from somewhere in the middle (and north a bit) ...
(
Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:57,
archived )
Is it an alright sort of area
Or do you want to get out as fast as possible?
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:05,
archived )
depends where you go really
there are some right nice areas and some right crap areas, thats what you get for the southern pennine area
(
Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:09,
archived )
Cool, ta :)
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:13,
archived )
My mother-in-law lives near the Reebok stadium
and I picked up a front door from Sheffield 2 weeks ago.
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:00,
archived )
sad but true i fear.
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:58,
archived )
halfway between reality and a grill top
(
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:09,
archived )
Mmm sossidges
'Ning Zank sir
(
ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:09,
archived )
Oooh I'd like a sausage please.
Woo!
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:11,
archived )
I was promised sausage sandwiches for lunch yesterday
I got cheese
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:12,
archived )
cheese sausage?
*looks excited* well that's probably the best idea I've heard all year.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:13,
archived )
good morning jewish junky slut
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:15,
archived )
Good morning Scottish Glasgae shitbag.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:15,
archived )
=D
i do love you so very much
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:16,
archived )
*hug* and I you.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:19,
archived )
fo' shizzle
mah nizzle
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:20,
archived )
Snoopy Dizzle Tellyvizzle y'aaalllll
That's the closest you'll get.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:22,
archived )
i do not accept your terms
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:30,
archived )
Hmph.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:33,
archived )
*tries to get in on the hugging action*
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:21,
archived )
First you have to insult us.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:23,
archived )
*hugs Ives without insult*
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:24,
archived )
Well fine, if you're going to be all NICE about it
*huffs* Who ever heard of a hug without an insult, eh? Bloody madness. This'll be that communism I've heard so much about. Well, down with it. Down with it, I say.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:26,
archived )
yay!
thanks unc!! you can let go now.. GET OFF MY ARSE!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:26,
archived )
HOLD STILL!
I'm just getting rid of the ginger hairs!
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:27,
archived )
aaiiee!!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:28,
archived )
umm..
you are a bunch of smelly heads....
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:26,
archived )
Come on, try harder.
You gotta gen ANGRY, you gotta get MEAN!
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:27,
archived )
i'm scared....
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:28,
archived )
Of what?
Me and Mink? you must be joking, he's a pussycat and I'm only tiny, you just need to outrun my fliddy little legs. Grantedly I run like the wind but only over short distances.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:29,
archived )
meow
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:31,
archived )
see?
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:33,
archived )
pair of cunty wank-chops...
how zat!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:40,
archived )
Much better *hug*
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:40,
archived )
yay!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:44,
archived )
who you calling cunty wank chops?
*kicks on shin*
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:49,
archived )
Yummy.
I want some.
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:15,
archived )
plenty cheese sausage in germany
they're brill. Sausage that explode with little red-hot pockets of cheese inside them when you bite into them. Mmm, sore mouth.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:45,
archived )
weddings off now then eh?
=D
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:14,
archived )
Indeed...
but she did make some nice tacos so last night, so all may be not be lost
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:20,
archived )
YAY!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:22,
archived )
*crude joke about willies*
(
ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:12,
archived )
You want me to bite off part of your willy and eat it?
REALLY?
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:13,
archived )
Eep!
Point taken!Yes
(
ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:14,
archived )
I don't think you do.
I think you'd cry.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:16,
archived )
I agree.
(
ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:16,
archived )
woo!
out of the frying pan, into my sammich!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:14,
archived )
Crikey.
Now I'm really, really hungry...
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:15,
archived )
and me...
Hungry Club! *high fives*
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:16,
archived )
Yeah! Fucking yeah! Come on!
*high dives*
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:20,
archived )
I'm cooking 4 right now :)
Cumberland to be precise, along with 4 rashers of bacon, stacks of beans, fried potatoes, fried bread, crusty bread and a diet coke of course :)
(
Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:19,
archived )
I love you
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:21,
archived )
diet coke?
DIET?!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:23,
archived )
Well
You have to watch the cholesterol :)
(
Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:24,
archived )
That sounds awesome. All for you?
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:32,
archived )
Fraid so but if you are hungry...
*shares*
(
Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:34,
archived )
Don't worry about me,
I have homemade dips for lunch. Although....fry up...
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:35,
archived )
:D
YAY! Lo Zank
(
XLVII .uk ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:49,
archived )
He's got a point.
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:58,
archived )
I like his mahassive hands
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:58,
archived )
I like your maharvellous face.
Good afternoon sir.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:04,
archived )
hello missy
I've just been showing Bobs your chest potatoes :D
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:09,
archived )
Digital pimp, hard at work... ;-)
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:10,
archived )
chest potatoes?
Is that a euphamism? EDIT: *spazzes* COR!
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:12,
archived )
hahaha!!
are they on about her boobs? or his bollocks? =)
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:59,
archived )
I wondered about that too
I need a man with bigger hands at the moment
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:01,
archived )
*holds up big hands*
hello
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:02,
archived )
*joins the queue, waving hands*
(
firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:03,
archived )
Manwife's got massive hands
You can borrow him if you like. He does appreciate big boobs as well, so he'd be grateful.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:05,
archived )
what about leaky ones?
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:08,
archived )
He's my wife, he's unshockable.
Plus he's bloody amazing at what he does, bless him.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:09,
archived )
he said hand not mouthful
:D
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:01,
archived )
Take a good look at him...
I don't think he really cares.
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:06,
archived )
ARF!
(
Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:02,
archived )
You Fat handed twat!
(
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:31,
archived )
woo
didn't even notice his massive hands at first.
(
Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway... ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:04,
archived )
Mahussive favour anyone!?
Currently writing my dissertation and need an image photoshopped for me, can anyone take out anything that isn't silver steel (make it black or white). magenta cock pumps for anyone that does! cheers image avaiable here: homepages.manx.net/nem/tidyweld.jpg
(
Is this it like eggs but better ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:55,
archived )
Give us a min.
if I can get photoslop to start up... As you can see, requesting such things is frowned upon here. Please don't do it again. As it happens, I'm in a good mood and had a few mins to spare.electricotter.com/images/photoshopbitches/tidyweldclean.jpg
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Ratsta ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:57,
archived )
Tidier tidy weld
(
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:11,
archived )
we are not your photoshop bitches
Seriously, get the gimp and do it yourself, it's a piece of piss. I've got my own thesis to write.www.gimp.org
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:57,
archived )
That's a tidy weld!
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:05,
archived )
Hahahahaha,
That's fucking marvelous.
(
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:06,
archived )
deal noel
you've just taken me there
(
Is this it like eggs but better ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:06,
archived )
lully!
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:10,
archived )
How much are you willing to pay?
(
ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:57,
archived )
That'll be fifty quid please
(
ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:05,
archived )
You spent
far too much time on that :)
(
Ratsta ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:07,
archived )
I couldn't resist using the odd displacement map.
I do love that shark.
(
ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:10,
archived )
is it that you can't do it yourself
or that you don't have the time? Shouldn't you be doing it yourself if this is your dissertation?
(
thiswasmyclone ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:57,
archived )
Give me 3 years and 8 days and I'll send you the result
just in time for your second post
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:58,
archived )
Ah
Working on the Royal Mail standard there?:P
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:21,
archived )
I'd do it for you, but I'm too late
that's a doddle
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:58,
archived )
Go to this site
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:59,
archived )
Surely you mean
(
ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:00,
archived )
*Isn't fooled that easily*
(
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:01,
archived )
That's exactly what I said
But as usual the stupid quick reply took out my html
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:02,
archived )
Hahah :D
I use quick reply and never have that problem ;)
(
ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:09,
archived )
leave britney alone!
*sobs* wrong place?
(
Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:59,
archived )
Select colour range
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:59,
archived )
*Is fooled that easily*
(
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:01,
archived )
it's Dave, how can you NOT trust him?
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:03,
archived )
what is the obsession with the target of the above link?
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:05,
archived )
Do you not have speakers?
or are you deaf?If played in an office it makes co-workers spork your eyes out . . .
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:06,
archived )
Have you got your sound turned up full?
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:07,
archived )
i did once....
still don't think "I wove howses, best of a da amimawls" is that good. What's wrong with Rick Astley?
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:09,
archived )
You need a more powerful amplifier...
And bigger speakers.
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:14,
archived )
This!
*pats Happy Toats chummily on the back*
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:05,
archived )
*kicks HappyToast*
...what do you mean "sign"? :)
(
ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:13,
archived )
No, no, they do but jest, poison in jest; no offence i' the world
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:21,
archived )
^This
(
ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:11,
archived )
oh, sorry. ISN'T silvery steel
(
The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:00,
archived )
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:01,
archived )
bigger?
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:03,
archived )
It'd be just peachy if in your taking-the-pissness
you reduced the size of the picture somewhat.
(
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:04,
archived )
time for some meerkats
(
Sexy Picard 2000 ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:00,
archived )
Thanks
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:24,
archived )
eek
sorry sorry but I've got now photoshop skilz at all, its for a cover pages to try and scrape a few more marks, maybe there something in the mark scheme for use of MS paint??
(
Is this it like eggs but better ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:02,
archived )
ms paint has an eraser
it kinda sends everything you click on white.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:04,
archived )
You probably wouldn't have been flamed so heavily
If you'd either asked on talk or in an existing thread
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:11,
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.
apologies, it did light up my dark and gloomy little life briefly though
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Is this it like eggs but better ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:20,
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can I be on your thesis cover
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:27,
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easy peasy
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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway... ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:07,
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I'am too kind I am....
Click for bigger (201KB) That'll be one soul please.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick! ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:18,
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I still think its the man covering it up
Damn the man...
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jon_tanner ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:52,
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Are you sure it wasn't a Duke driving?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:54,
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I don't like the new look BBC News site
:(
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:54,
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^this^
it's so souless....
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:55,
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Likewise
Amazon changed their layout briefly the other day, then it was back to normal, and now it's changed again :S
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:58,
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gah! that's rubbish too!
actually that's not bad, I might prefer that :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:01,
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It works nicely though,
Which is always nice.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:59,
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S'bollocks, isn't it?
Centre aligned? Grey background? Say what, motherfucker? EDIT: I mean BBC News. I am also a spaz.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:59,
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Too brown
And I don't like the font
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:03,
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This just in: Game over, man, game over.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:05,
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i like the clock
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:00,
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cl ock/obvious
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:02,
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that's been like that a little while
or maybe it was just on the front page before... but yes, lovely retro feel
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:03,
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Dem kerazy Dookes!
Maybe Daisy's Cut-offs distracted Henri Paul?
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:57,
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:)
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thiswasmyclone ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:47,
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hahahaha!
Wrong!!! But so right
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:48,
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I may have to kill you
For getting that tune in my head
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:50,
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haha
:)
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:50,
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Am I going to hell for laughing at this?
or because of all those hookers I murdered?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:50,
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laughing at this...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:51,
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Run little girl!
RUN!
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:52,
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whats this in your sig then?
are you going to be on t'telly?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:56,
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I am, in my pants!
:D
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:58,
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hurrah!
let us know when! are they b3ta pants? =D
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:59,
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due out on 8th May
:)
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:05,
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
If you're bored beyond endurance, Kill some Jews, get car insurance...
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:52,
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Jew think this is funny?
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:53,
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Hahahaha!!
Oh dear!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:57,
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Why is Morrissey
taking Myra Hindley for a walk?
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Collatallie Sisters ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:16,
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Grats on the FP.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:28,
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For Panzer car insurance deals....
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1 ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:05,
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i don't condone this
but it is well done
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:08,
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third reich,
fire and theft.
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:45,
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the bloke isn't schindler
raph fiennes played the nazi camp commandant liam neeson played schindler of course the commandant could be nicking the car
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 23:31,
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yes
I did realise this afterwards, but it's hardly ruining the joke at that size.
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thiswasmyclone ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 23:58,
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...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:32,
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*living room giggles*
EDIT: I didn't notice the tag! Sneaky!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:33,
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hahahaha
excellent. Reminds me I need to see Airplane II soon... EDIT: Just noticed your sig... sneaky :P
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:33,
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someone posted a clip from it the other day
I was straight down HMV to pick it up. They wanted £7!!!!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:43,
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what is it from?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:46,
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The sig?
Puling last night
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:49,
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hmm..
whassat then?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:50,
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comedy on Beeb 3
Lazily called a British version of Sex in the City. Its about 3 women's sex lives. But it's funnier than it sounds One of em last night was seeing a reformed flasher, and one of the girls kept calling him a dirty park ranger... I thought it was funny
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:52,
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*pats shoulder*
well as long as someone found it funny... =D
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:57,
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No dogs are allowed in the shuttle son. I'm afraid Scraps will have to be shot.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:49,
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arf!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:33,
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Can I pop this in here?
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:35,
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NO YOU MAY NOT
Yes you may :) what a lovely humour-filled image. wyh!
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:36,
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Arf!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:35,
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Ha Ha! Gets my click just for using the "Airplane" twisty plane
Male voice: "The red zone is for loading and unloading, there is no stopping in the red zone" Female voice: "The white zone is for loading and unloading, there is no stopping in the white zone" Male voice: "Don't start with that white zone shit again, I think we know what this is really about..."
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:38,
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Ah, Mr Boston Manor!
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:42,
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hahahaha
I do love this
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:44,
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This strikes a chord with anyone who lives in Richmond
and has to change trains here.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:50,
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Yes, yes it does!
:) /used to live in Richmond.
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:32,
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hehehe
'ning bitches!
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:43,
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akzidenz grotesk ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:31,
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hahahahaha
this is a perfect example of how subtle animation can make an image twelfty times better.
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:35,
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I like this.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:36,
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haha
nice
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:43,
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Wow
this is a bit woo
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:43,
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great
:)
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chippy time travel agents ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:59,
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Had a spare 20mins and hadn'd mashed recently.
Apologies for rushed shiteness! Clickus Biggus (it looks a lot worse larger!)
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firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:27,
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I won't click for bigger
Cos I like it and don't want to ruin the illusion
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:29,
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woo
thats an ace mangle :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:29,
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They can break a man's arm, you know...
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:29,
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very noice
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:29,
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nice mangle
:) *looks for a lion based mangle* *finds*
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:30,
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even more of a nasty nip!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:32,
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I like that!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:36,
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Ah yes
the elusive Polish singing swan
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:45,
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run! run!!!!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:03,
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beefburgers rock.
Like, so totally lots. This image made me dribble with glee.
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:06,
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indeed they do
and carefully of that dribblinment :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:06,
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*slips*
argh! can't you mop that?!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:14,
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*mops gleefully*
ah discomeats, you make any work fun...
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:23,
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OH WOW
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:13,
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That's not normal.
Today is M.O.T. day. Hurrah!
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:16,
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is it going to be painful for the wallet or is everything ok?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:21,
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Ach!
That's a good question. I took it in a couple of months ago to get the steering fixed and to address a rattling noise from the exhaust or somewhere. They found everything else wrong with the car, including needing a new clutch, but failed to sort out the two things I took it there for. And it cost loads of money. So it had better be OK for the MOT. Or I'll be shouting at somebody.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:31,
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Shouting is fun
And very therapeutic :)
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:32,
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and kicking things...
thats why i'm so mentally healthy =/
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:34,
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Hooray for shouting!
I don't normally, but things in this country seem to be getting a lot shitter lately. It's either emigrate or shout. I shall practise shouting. :)
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:34,
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It's cheaper :)
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:40,
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uhoh..
*logs off* =)
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:33,
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hahaha!
Sid James
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:22,
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YES
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:24,
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you have those dreams too huh?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:24,
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oddity
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:01,
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ooh, what a lovable trinoceros!
Is this all hands?
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:02,
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yay
thank yya :)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:03,
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COME ON BARRY!
Also, woo!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:03,
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heheh
cheers! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:04,
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This is very nice.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:04,
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cheers!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:05,
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Very Quick - Have a Koala
Don't ask why, I don't know the answer
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:04,
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hahahaha
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:05,
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Lovely.
Reminds me of Sendak's stuff. :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:06,
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cheers :)
i'll google sendak :)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:10,
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Maurice Sendak - Where the wild things are....
Genius.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:23,
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ahhh yes
thats a book i must get for my "kids" :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:26,
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yay for comedy veg.
most odd.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:08,
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I concur.
Most odd.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:09,
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woo
thank ya :)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:10,
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I like that!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:18,
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cheers
:)
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:22,
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Yay!
Baby Gimposaurus! Compo it! :D
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:25,
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hahahha
your mad :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:27,
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