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# Internet now available mail order in cassette form, 48k at a time
(salvadorevincent, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# this fucking rocks
FP it *NOW*

No, on second thoughts, FP it an hour ago you bastards :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# *plays Space Invaders while it loads*
Yay!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
#
uh?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
#
ug?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# I love Firefox
it doesn't play the sound until you tab to it

so I get forewarning :D *glee*
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# this is bloody awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Aceness!
I love the fact there's a link to the 'Low Graphics' version...!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# The low graphics version
is for people with 16k Spectrums.
(salvadorevincent, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# ZX81 style :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# AAagh, no!
I have already spent the best part of a day on this. Don't go setting me more challenges...
(salvadorevincent, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# needs more attribute clash
But Woo anyway

Where do you get a Spectrum font?
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Can't remember exactly where I got the font
But a quick Google for "spectrum font" throws up some likely sources. Or I can email you mine.

As for attribute clashes, the Windows logo on the Start button is the bit I'm least satisfied with as it needs four colours in one 8x8 square. But I wouldn't allow myself to cheat.
(salvadorevincent, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Spectrum True Type font:
ftp://ftp.worldofspectrum.org/pub/sinclair/tools/pc/zxsp_ttf.zip
(Speccy, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Ta!
Nice user name - and top lurkage!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
# You may laugh but...
www.armory.com/~spectre/cwi/hl/
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Very nicely done indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I wonder what the Low Graphics version looks like
Very nicely made!
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Yeah
for the speccy!
(Speccy, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I disagree
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# BIGGARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# you love it big
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# not that fucking big!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# no, she's pretty demanding
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# every hole's a goal :)


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# This pleases me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Large.
Also bye all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# BYE
+ NING! everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
# ^This! :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# hello sancloul.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Hello parpola!
Parp!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# If the inquiries are nearing £7m in cost, stop fucking inquiring!
Who gives a flying fuck any more!?
She's dead. That's that.
Why the hell do they insist on giving us updates on her?
Diana is dead. Maybe it was this? Maybe it was that?
Maybe it was fucking aliens!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Be different if they got her out the floor.
*thinks*



*thinks again*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# I just wish they'd shut up about her.
If I died, I'd want people to stop making such a fuss about it!
Who cares how she died?
I don't think any single person remembers her as a "royal" anymore.
She's "That woman who died in a car crash that could have been caused by many things and they wont rest until she's risen from the dead to tell them to fuck off with their crazy theories and leave her memory to rest"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# sugar high much?
;)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Hahah no, I'm fine.
Diana stories have been gradually peeling away any tolerance I have to the entire subject, over the years.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# maddie LOL :D
I know what you mean
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# They keep bringing it up as if anyone cares any more!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# You might be on to something there.
What better way to cover anything up than to draw attention to a diversionary cover-up*?

*better ways may be available
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Needs more yoga.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Haha, nice
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# it actually hurts my face!
needs to be bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# you make baby jeusus's cock rot!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# I think the bbc must have changed the bar across the top of the page to make newsmashes larger in kbs
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# nope, still perfectly optimizable*
www.b3ta.com/board/8237211

*was a bitch, is still a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# You could cut that down a bit
And saving it as a gif would bring it down futher.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Fire at will Commander!


*edit*

someone else will actually have to make it kill.

/is at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# CARE BARE STAAAAARE
I mean bear... but bare seems better.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Doesn't it always?
I really must leave now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# He likes a good bear does our dbroon:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# AHEM
You're meant to go 'Woo 1000 posts!' then get your kit off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Grimsdale
It's Baby Norman!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# It's a shame
he's got dementia now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# It is a shame when
anybody gets dementia.
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Night all....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Ernie Wise?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Well, I like this cheeky monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Tom Clancy's Pulley Monkey
is a game I seriously wish to play.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I wouldn't want to.
Mainly because monkey would clearly be a metaphor for the United States and the pulley part would be how an ex-soviet regime was controlling the government through arms dealing and other stereotypical Russian activities.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Damn Russians,
with their falling blocks and their meringue-shaped roofs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# yikes
STOP THEM KOSSACK DANCING AND DRINKING BODKA!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Fucking hell clancy! Those bastards have finally turned you into a mechanical monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Baby Bruce
This turned out eerily cute. I think I'm going to have to harm myself for a while now.

(ReiToei, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I'm gonna get me one of them sling things
Might pass on the Bruce though. Babies in those things always look SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO comfy!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)
# When are you due then?
I'm so bloody excited for you, I really am. I can't think about it with welling up, what a bloody girl, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Hehehehehe!
12th August :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# *claps* how lovely!
And now I need tissue. For FUCK sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Paedo.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
reply of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I do try :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# You fucking wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Just stop fucking flirting with me, and I won't have to call the partyvan.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# That's not flirting , that's just her!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Aw, bless you!
Had a bit of a scare yesterday, hadn't felt any movement for a while. Today Little Trellis won't bloody stop!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# :)
babies, best of all the animals.

Baby Bjorn is a great brand of baby sling. No back pain.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Shall bear that in mind
Thank-ee :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# knit one knit one knit one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Not a bad idea
*starts hunting for patterns*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Awwwwwww I'm so bloody jealous.
But I must remember to be calm. Can I ask how old you are? Not for judgemental purposes, just wondering.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I'll impregnate you if you send me a stamped, addressed envelope
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Worst way to get impregnated ever.
No. That's not fun at ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# ok
old fashioned way it is. but only if you take me out to dinner and do all the moving about.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I'm not doing both.
I'll ride you like a bitch from 'ell (name the quote kids) if you pay for food, or t'other way around.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# i think that's an uneven swap
I give you millions of sperms and you're not willing to meet the requirements. The deal is beginning to go sour.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Millions of sperm you'd only flush down the loo on a tissue boat otherwise.
Actually, sod it. You should consider yourself lucky. I'm going to find a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# thanks for the vote of confidence.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Alright, millions of sperm you'd only sprinkle over the heads and faces
of your Germanic harem otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# "multicultural East European" is probably better
although it's equally inaccurate, you were right the first time, it just cut me to the boner
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I just can't bloody win with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I'm sure you could
if you had a ticket to germany, some gaffer tape, an unripe banana and some lubricant.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I told you, I'm not being the butch, I don't care who you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Year older than you sweets :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Ahhh now I remember. I couldn't remember if it was one year older
or one year younger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Year older
Start pressuring manwife now ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# argh
you're younger than me :( I've not even had a proper girlfriend yet
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I got lucky
Bloody lucky
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# :(
can I be next to be daddy for one of your babies please?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Let me have this one first
May put me off the experience for life
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# If it helps my mum says after about 17 years you forgive them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Heh heh heh
Can't be that bad. My mum had four of us, all by section, and she's littler than me.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# My mum had me.
I was breech.


In my defence though, I was TINY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Wow, tiny and backwards ^_^
How big?

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# 5lb 1 oz
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Aww. Teeny.
I have a nephew that's three months old, and when he was born he weighed 4lb4...soooooo mini.

*thinks about nephew and wants to steal him from sister*



*attempts to calm broody thoughts with tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Yeah, I wore dolly and teddy clothes for a bit.
I'm a short arse now, but not silly short.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# I was a big lass
My mum is only 4'8 and a half"

She'd always known she'd wanted four though. My dad didn't get much say in the matter....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# I want lots.
I don't mind exactly how many, so long as it's lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# I was fat
about 9lbs something and my mum squeezed me out like a trooper.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# I was just teeny tiny
and wearing dolly clothes.


Not in the womb, but after.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# You just had a big head
Right, I really must go and make a start on food. Cheerio peeps!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Night love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# haha i did
my shoulders didn't touch the sides. cheerio.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# ok, that's a deal :)
*practices*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Bruce would approve.
Approve he would.
(ReiToei, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Do you get a free one with every sling?
Cos he is a sweetie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# ugh, one Bruce is enough for this world
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Possibly
But I'd still rather watch him than a lot of other presenters these days
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)
# that's fair
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# They are called peanut shells
I think anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Tip though
When the kid gets heavier, it's a back killer for the carrier. Get one of those baby backpacks once they can start sitting up a bit.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Mrowwwwl :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Awwww is lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I am, aren't I :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I'm not allowed to say yes, you'll call the fuzz.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Damn.
I've shown all my cards..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I might play some poker tonight.
Man, I love poker. Texas Hold'Em.

Best. Game. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Damn right.
I haven't played in ages.
I got another email from RakeTheRake earlier about my rakeback (that I still haven't sorted).

I should start playing again, then I might have moneys to uses.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# At the meet depending on who is up and about
we could have a game at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Play strip poker
And you will have one guaranteed naked person
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I don't play strip anything anymore after the incident.
Which I shall not go into, save to say that all men in the RAF are card counting bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Dammit!
You're ruining my plans.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Are you in the RAF?
Have you got a plane?

I like planes.

Is it one of these? www.airforce-technology.com/projects/ef2000/images/EurofighterTyphoon_20.jpg - if so, can I have a go?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Uhhh...
Yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# YAYS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmm Eurofighter.......
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Oh yes.
I would dry hump that plane were it in my vicinity.

Then nick it. CATCH ME NOW, FUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Same with me and the Veyron
Or pretty much any Aston Martin. Or Steed's Bentley.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Oooohhhhhh yes.
Add the mustang GT to that and a couple of Caddys and you've got yourself a Captain pleaser.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Mustang - yum
Cadillac - 1959, with the fins at the back, probably in powder blue

Any good?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# 1959 cadillac eldorado convertible
is my FAVOURITE car.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# What colour?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Black. Chrome trim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
# *giggles*
Seriously, I'm crap at poker. Snap, no problem. Poker just doesn't like me.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Poker used to hate me but then one day it clicked.
I'm still not very good but I make more money than I chuck away so I'm getting there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I'm game :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Oh My GOD
My dream came true!
(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Oh my
Pleeeeease make a whole puzzle =]

Iwannabuyone.

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I never thought of that...
I'll start attempting jigsaw pieces :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
# In that case (for some reason)...
DO IT!!!

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Caaaaaaaaaat face *sings*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# He's got a big cat face.
Yays.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# My sister got a cat face plushie for Christmas
Guess what we spent the whole day singing....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Boston - More than a Feeling?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# How did you know?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Lol
Gotta do a work out to that at the gym tonight...

=S

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I WOKE UP THIS MOOORNIN' AND THE SUN WAS GOOOONE
I TURNED ON SOME MUUUUUSIIIIC TO START MYYY DAAAAY

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# lame
*bops head cheerily*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Best. Song. Ever.
I have it as my ringtone.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Hehehe
Must make getting phone calls approximately Twice as fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Hardly.
It fades in, so I can't hear it ring for a few seconds.

Also, the speaker in my phone is borked, so I can't take a phone call anyway, as I can't hear what's being said.

So it's the only good thing about getting a call.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Aww, noes =(
*flicks phone to stop it being naughty*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# *wants*
I didn't know you could get Cat Face in PLUSHIE VERSION
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# ^this
is exactly what my thoughts were :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Eisher had a cat!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
# :DDDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# ^_________________________________^
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# why does it look so easy to do?
draw i mean. Great, great stuff.

If you do a collage of all your cat balloon things on an A1 size picture i'll print it on canvas for you if you want. Real nice quality too. :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# D:
I still haven't done much on volume 2... I should start it again sooooon.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# no no no
We've decided it's gonna be a puzzle ^_^


(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Not those D:
THESES
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Eeeeeee
They're lully.

*wants one for a pet*

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Wonderful.
As ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# gleee!
Do these all fit together?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Nope, Face pointed that out a moment ago and enlightened me.
I'll either rework them, or start a big jigsaw project :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Ah, so he did.
ACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# HOW RUDE!
I am lady!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Careful admitting that
Clansoul might be about.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Haha
Don't worry, I can already handle Teh ClanSoul.

=P
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I do apologise, ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# More of a 'miss'
Being merely 17 n all
that's right, start your grooming

Still, you're forgiven =]

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# For some reason my mind filled in some gaps
and I read that as '17 inches tall'.
Now I'm thinking about Time Bandits again.

...Hell yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I'd love to be that small *sighs*
*wants to dress up like a bandit*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Well, if you fail to find the fabled Oompa Loompa Ray,
you can always put shoes on your knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Bindun ^_^
Though even now I'm quite tall when I'm on my knees...

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Oh well, you'll just have to give everyone walkie-talkies
and stand along way away.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Yeah you 'erd.
*grins*

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# catface
silly catface
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Hahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I fucking love you :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)
# "I know"
/Ham Solo

xxxxxxxxxx

:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Ham Solo is easily the best Star Wars pun I've ever heard.
*awards cakes*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Num num
*eats mit a Yoda-Soda...*

oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Oh god.
You're actually on fire.

In a literal and metaphorical sense.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# ^this
is top shit! :D
(in the good way :D)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Hah!
I hope they come out all fluffed up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Pop Them!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Yaycats!!
Wooness :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# im sorry
(Oobla, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Why it's Eric, of course.
Eric the spade.

He'd been digging in the garden.

AS WELL YOU KNOW.

Dur.

Silly I!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# DIGGING A HOLE?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# IN THE DARK
WITH AN OWL
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# YOU'RE STRANGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Fucking no bastard saw that sketch.
Best Fast Show sketch ever and nobody's seen it except me and my da.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# with my reputation
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Nah, down a hole in the dark was better.
WITH AN OWL.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Er.... yes
Enlightenment?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Presuming Ed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# ;)
ftw
(Oobla, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
# His name's Presuming Ed.
His sister give him the idea. She got a doll on Christmas what pisses itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# so we're
gonna make one that shits itself aswell, horrible really, but they like that – the little girls
(Oobla, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I've just realised
I've loaned that out to someone. Now I'm going to have to get it back.....
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# doug?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Let's go, build a fire, down on the empty beach where the waves are crashing high...


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# He likes this!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# This he likes!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Yes he does
If it didn't break the flow if this silly thread then I'd say I did too!

damn
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Thank you.
I love Illustration software. It gives me the impression I can art.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# hehe!
likewise.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# looks like someone's eaten a load of rangers scarfs
then been sick...

in a good way of course
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Surf 'n burn !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# This has energy, I feel it..mit my EYES.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I can... eat planets
Holy shit, is dat sum baby tom cruise?

(ReiToei, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# YOUNG PEDANTICHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Not blonde or rakish enough for Manley
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# He bleeches!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Looks like a Thunderbird...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Have.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Tom Cruise as a Mexican bandito baby
How strange :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# How so?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# The heavy brow and shadowy moustache
says bandito to me. Hey, I'm weird :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# *studies*
mmhmm
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Are you from Harlem?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Tom "Marlon" Chews
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Ju don't know who you're messing with, homes.
I come to America to steals ju menboys.
(ReiToei, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Sorry it's not a baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# As he should...
he's got quite a do.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Nice comb-over.
The cat brought a mouse in the house last night and managed to not kill it
but to release it in the bathroom where it is now hiding somewhere.
Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Oooh
Think of all the fun places That mouse could end up ^_^


(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Is he called Simpkins?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Actually...
...he's called Alan.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Alan Simpkins?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Not Simpkins Simpkins?
Or Perkins Simpkins? Or Wilkins Simpkins?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Tomkins Simpkins
Yay for Ronnies
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# All accountants should be called Simpkins
It should be the law
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# No...
...just Alan.

Accountant Mice don't really go in much for surnames. That's how boring they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# No-one knows he's really bald
because he's cleverly combed his remaining hair over the bald patch. It's magic!

'lo Doctor :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# He's lovely!
Doctor, could I send this to my mum? She's a glorified accountant and it'll make her happy. Not as a viral, I'll say it's yours and that you're very handsome with your moustachios.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# You win!
Of course you can, my dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Ohhhhh you are such a gentleman.
One day I shall make one of your bashes and have a good old fainting fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
#
*readies wafting handkerchief*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I always find accountants extremely misrepresented
They're, in the main, not puny or geeky, they're intelligent and make a shite load of money!
I accountant's life pledge it so bring rock and roll to accounting:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# They're generally very clever and fucking funny as hell.
*has grown up surrounded by them*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# But strangely balding:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# My ma isn't balding you arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I may have meant the male ones:P
You botty bumbum.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# *sticks tongue out*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# *gets mustard*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Nomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# My father in law was an accountant
And he's a lovely. Who happens to have shite loads of money :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# My ma doesn't
she works for the state (a business analyst but I can't say where) for shit all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Ashally...
...I've met some pretty hot accountant ladies, too.

They wear glasses, but in a good, sexy way.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# That's my ma!
I'll tell her you said so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# If she's sexy and wears glasses...
...you can give her my 'phone number, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# My dad wouldn't be pleased...
My mum looks like me but older.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Yum, he looks oven-ready!
:)

Edit: is it wrong that his eyes make me think of MrGimpson?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# From pink to red . . .
necessary combover . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# how very dashing
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] er... when the baby was a baby...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# YAYYAAYAYAYYA :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# HOLD ME SAM
I've had to work and do nothing else all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# OH GOSH. *makes tea* *brings spliff*
*holds tight*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Ow, honey. You can do shit all for the rest of the day :)
*squeeze*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I plan on doing, I really, really do.
It'll be the same for me for the next few months, looks like. So I won't be quite so high on the stats board...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Ouch. B3ta and Sam will miss you :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I'll still be on occasionally in the evenings and at weekends.
And my lunchbreak at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# *cries softly*
NO, FINE. LEAVE ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# *plays Peter Frampton - Baby, I Love Your Way*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Fuck yes, I adore that song. I'm not sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Where do you work?
I'll come and do all your work til the end of June, providing I'm allowed on b3ta occasionally and on lunch breaks
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# It's a seeeecret
due to the fact that I know several b3tans work for one of my clients.

Bless you though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Seriously, need a temp?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Full complement at the moment, sugar dumpling.
Although I'll keep an eye out. We're a fair old bit of mileage away from MK though (that's where you live, isn't it?), I don't work in Aylesbury.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Ah bugger
Oh well, can't hurt to ask. Could be any bloody where by the end of the year, his company's got jobs going oop north :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Sorry schnookums, I shnould have thought.
I had a space last week but I've just filled it (literally today).

*hug* I'll see what I can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Pffft.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Ahaah!
:D

Clicks heartily!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Money grubing sperm!
Excellent.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Mmmmmmm....
Pool wank.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Always satisfying!
Woo to the pic too.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Buck for a fuck?
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Damn you for stealing my idea!!!!
Woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# has it bindun?
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# No no
I was gonna do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Young Steven Hawking's first electric wheelchair.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# HAHAHAH!!!!!
FUCK! Wins everything. Thats it. Turn off the WEB. *clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Saw a documentary about him last night
I have never felt less intelligent in my life
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Wheely smart !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Did anyone see that Hawkings doco?
Very interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Yes!
Loved it, other than the guy demonstrating how far away something was... Would it be here? Here? Here? Here?.. As he walked out of the room into the garden etc... It went on for fucking ages before they eventually said. Erm.. Anyhow, yeah - it was great!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Yeah he could have just said Wales and saved everyone time!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Heh hee... Yep
In fact, thinking about it, the "graphics" and animations they used throughout were a bit weird too.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Aceness, I love his expression.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# How cute...
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Button rape, an under-acknowledged crime!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# indeed...
millions suffer each year.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I know how she feels.
I was once brutally assaulted by a trouser zip.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Oh, I've heard about this.
*Schnoogins*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# End of day doodle.

Cos I've not drawn the original SA girl for a while :D
Nite nite.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Aww night night
*snoozes*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Aw.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Aaaaw
You know there'll be a post-slumber fart there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# You always lower the tone
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# On here
Ther isn't much to lower! Just coz you're a lay-deee doesn't mean there's no som-fartiness:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Ladies may occasionally pass wind
But we're too polite to mention it. And anyway it smells of rosebuds and warm vanilla muffins :P
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Dream on dreamer...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Awe... isn't that sweet?
Well, isn't it?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Yay! My fave!
*spoons*

*hairballs*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Nothing to do with anything whatsoever.
(spangledonkey I've got a mouse. His name is Gerald., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# doing a handstand?
hmm I just feel overwhelmed by happiness, that was on last night. Stylised and weird. Dylan Bakers amazing and creepy-sick-human.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] smooth
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I like this muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Minignum . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# It's a Fewawi...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Awww, yay for MANGUM!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Might wanna shrink that a couple of moons
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# HOw could something at that resolution be that big!
EDIT: although if they did that Ameros thing in their profile, they should get much woo not it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# it contains a hidden code
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Eh?
What 'Ameros thing'..actually, that whole sentence confuzzes me.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# It's animated, and only 125kb.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# So it is.
That would explain the giffage!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Actually, yeah, this^
It stays.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I actually forget twas animated meself. Doheth.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
# No you're fine
It's just a little subtle on the animation.

Come towards the light. Use the messageboard more:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Moi, SUBLTLES!
:D

Ooh, ya smooth talkin fecka!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# You know the talkboard is for people who can't do what you do?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Anyone can make stoopid shit.
:D

Sometimes wordplay can be just as amoosing.
Also, you can be reaaally filthy..I likes dat.

(cheeky, cheeky)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Is English your second language?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhahaha.
Nope. I speak in garbled gibberfeesh.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# OK
*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Toodle pip.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Yeah jokes about shit aren't that intelligent.
We do them on here:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Yes, I heard about the scat-japes.
LOLGASM!

:::D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# That was never proven!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Apologies, I had not noticed either
Bump is making me stoopid - the other day I thought I'd forgotten my car keys - even though I was driving at the time....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Oooh, saucy,
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# My bump made me stupid
I stopped being able to read books and had to read Chat and Take a Break because the stories were short enough to concentrate on :)

Fortunately, I recovered.

I am very admiring of pregnant ladies that can read books. Proper books.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I've just finished Lady Chatterley's Lover and a Kathy Reichs. Although I was trying to do some puzzles this morning and failed miserably!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# afternnon all (and sorry!)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Now you have a choice.
I have todaya No 1, No 7 or a No 13 sized spanging pans.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# do your worst!
!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *grabs all three*
So it's the No 21 huh?:P

'ningles sir.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# if you stack before spanging
it's a number 91
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# 'ello stranger
Where you been hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# in and out every now and again.
I'm too infrequently a contributor here to ever expect recognition though, so I am surprised and assume you've mistaken me for someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Oh sorry, I thought you were BockingMird!
b3tards can smell their own:P Coming to the London bash?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Hahaha
gets a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Pffft
Took me a while but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Sneeky . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# hehehehe
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Great
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# *groan*
And woo!
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Diddy Doddy
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# At the risk of sounding like a paedofile
Jesus that kid has a large package/nappy-bulge.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# *calls Operation Ore*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# So how is you're singing career going Mr. Jackson?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Fantastic!
I wrote a new song about this kid I knew once...

Wait... Oh shit!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Mockingbird's General Life Rules:
Number 114: If you need to start a sentence with "At the risk of sounding like a paedofile" it's probably best to reconsider it. Or at least lern tu spel.

Number 115: Starting a sentence with "no offense, but..." doesn't stop it being offensive.

Number 116: Rape is never funny, unless you're raping a clown.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# when and where can I buy this book?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I'm just off to write it now
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Is Number 117: You can't drown an eel?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# you can in the right fluid, my friend
/eel drowner blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Could I use egg whites instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Looks like the vicar
In Curse of the Were Rabbit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# *fear*
transform] is great for this challenge
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Made me laff!!!!
OINK
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
#

I updated the mofaha rss feed yesterday if anyone's interested :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *likes, a lot*
*clickety*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Is that a picture of your girlfriend that you spent ages vectoring?
C];0) Woo! I love it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)
# 70,000 posts Dave????
have I missed a milestone post here?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# oh yeah
I missed it too . . . did I get nekkid? anyone?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I don't remember my screen resolution changing automatically to accommodate it, so 'no' I would reckon
/congrats anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I saw your feet
and rubbed them.
Edit: Truthfully though. I paid someone else to do it as I was far too busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
you baddie!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Love the idea, not sure on the image its self.
Have you done anymore like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I did some ages ago
and I posted one last night.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Now that I LOIKE.
A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# They're a bit hit-and-miss.
I think I may play with these for a while and see what happens. I've never put any real time into them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# You're trying something different, and I commend you for it. It might be time for me to try something new too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Sweet and shy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# i'm sure you're getting more abstract and impressionist as time goes by
also 'ning all.
and in other news saw this the other day made me do an immature giggle so i'll just slip it in here
*tee hee*
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I like this one.
It feels more like a movement than a static pose.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Woah, your vectors get more and more minimalist/modern art every time
I like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

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