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# Cameron pedo shock
Not a photoshop...just worrying.


Click for bigger (132KB)
(banned, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# haha
why would i want it bigger?

hang on, you didnt make this and its not shopped - THIS IS PURELY AN OBSERVATION!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# You are not a lady or a gay
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Can't quite make out the font...
*squints*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# haha
excellent

rps is naughty but this is funnay
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# shock?
I knew it from the start. Oh the cult of personality is riddled with holes yes, but allowing a paedo to lead to Tory party is the final straw!

BAN THIS SICK FILTH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# you dropped this: "a"
and i do most of my reading at the weekend



pfft
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# come on a boys... what?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
# pfft
that is all
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] They were so high they even let RINGO sing a song...!

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Is that in Bath?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Pultney Bridge, man
Taken from opposite The Boater.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# That's weired
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *spangs all over the floor*
(sludgebucket, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# he's on the ceiling
look at him scoot!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I think Hick's Liverpudlian is notably passable.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# indeed
hail prophet bill
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# My Brother In Law has a t-shirt that reads simply
"Listen to Bill Hicks."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# heh
should be taught in schools.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Him and Jello Biafra.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# i should acquaint myself with his work
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Dead Kennedys' singer
Does spoken word on his own now.

Sample quote: "Do not be TOLD BY the media, BECOME the media."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# yeah
i wiki'd him up a second a go. Will look at home later.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
#
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# heh
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# he's parked over there on the pavement
:)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# interestingly (or perhaps not)
the guy standing on the pavement in the background died the other week
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Run over by a guy in a Volkswagen?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun i expect.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# hahahah
top

'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Hehehe
Nicely

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# this is the first thing I see????
noooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
I want to hold your hand?

No, the other one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Haha!
And ace piccy up there, I clicked! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Pffffft!
*Clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I like this
but aren't the hands too big?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# haha...
but each one of them is trying to conceal a hand ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I can't believe it's not better
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# ...but I didn't think it was THAT bad!
/self-harms
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Bad for your incredibly high standards maybe!
;)
*peas my latest ignored post*

cfb

mine really was crap though...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I've tried making it better, but it's still shit :¬\
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] *Hangs head*
biggar?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# haha
subtle
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# oh
dear

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# help
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# 47
Am I missing something?
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# on the zebra's back
look closely
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Cfb may help!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha!Wonderful.

(from the Knock Airport 'wagon )
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# hahahaha
pearoast time...
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# seams good to me
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# A bit seamy yes but done in a rush last night.
but this one was better
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# heh
nice

the epaulet could be transformed into place better (picky wanker)
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# arf
reminds me of my first FP
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# hahahaha
wrong on many levels!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# haha!
I am eating a double decker and touching my scrotum.

edit/ almost forgot: GET SOME SHOES McCARTNEY YOU FUCKING TRAMP.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Quick! Shop/post it!
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# A double decker?
that's just sick...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# retro confectionary!
Later, I may have a Lion Bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Life doesn't get much better.
But why (and indeed when)did they change the cornflake layer to rice crispies?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# What fresh madness is this?
Cornflakes? Rice Crispies?

These things were not in my chosen confection.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# An Old double decker
had nougat (not 'noogaaar')on top and cornflakes mixed with choccy on the bottom.
New ones have pissy crispes! Bloody belgians!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# ^this
to your edit!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] oi! git orf me lighthouse!!!!!


click if you feel like it!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# LOLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Please have this, its a pearoast


It's Paul McCartney making vegetarian sausages out of his dead wife :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Hahaha
I would have left mine here if I had seen.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Bwuhahaha!
That is most
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Another Star Wars Holiday Special

A3 size
previous Empire Cruises
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Haha marvellous!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# YES!
Do they allow snowboarding for Ewoks?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# this is ace
I love the little probe in the background
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# lol, you said "rim"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# cu-lick
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Very nice!

cleeeeck
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I am lieking these -
keep it up (FNAAAAARRR!!).

*touches* I mean, *clicks*! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Woo yay Houpla!
top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Have an 80s break...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)
# KitKat with foil!
*sobs for her childhood*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# The foil was the tastiest bit.
*sniffles*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# The smackhead's staple for a decade and a half...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# If you buy
multipacks of 2 finger ones, they still have foil. I have one in my drawer right now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# 2 fingers?
It's hardly worth the effort getting them out of the packet.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# If you eat two it's like having a four finger one
I think.

Also they are in yummy mint and orange flava!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Yeah...
But you miss out on one foil/fingernail thing.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)
# mint and orange?
HERETIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)
# ^this^
*burns*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Cappucino flavour is great
Even if it's been misspelt by me, it's great. Especially when you dunk it in your coffee, that makes it even greater. One day, I think I'll have a cappucino and dunk in the cappucino flavoured Kit-Kat and i9t'll be so lovely.
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Pffft...
Sounds a bit like "sex".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# hmm, 2 fingers not enough?
*reaches for THE GEL*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Thank god for that!
I thought you weren't going to use any!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I AM SUFFERING THE CONSEQUENCES OF USING THE GEL!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Silly Joe!
Lady's heads is not Kit Kats!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# The irony of this,
as I pointed out on B3ta a few months back, is that the wrapper proudly declares "NEW! Foil wrapped for freshness!"

FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Do they not have foil anymore?
It's been ages since I had a kitkat
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# The supermarket multipacks still have it.
*removes paper*
*runs fingernail along gap*
*snaps*
*snaps again*
*dunks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# *jumps
*bites
*swallows
*hides
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Whaaaa!
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# *regurgitates
*does puppy eyes and looks sorry
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Eeeeew!
*backs away*

It's OK. You can keep it. I'll get another out of the packet.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Sure? Ok
nom nom nom nom

mmmm prechewed
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# dammit!
he beat me to it!

*stalks Joe to steal his 2 finger Kit Kats*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# mmm
kitkats

1 whole week without buying chocolate! I'm doing well...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# What are you?
A MACHINE?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# i've not had chocolate in months
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# get some
milka is on offer in waitrose, 2 for 88p. lully. Pint of nesquick to wash it down, yeah, that's the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# WAITROSE?
ooooooOOOOOOOooooooo!!! Get you!
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)
# the waitrose in town is closing, it's never made a profit in the few years it's been here
hah! take that

they thought everyone here has money but we're all poor chav scum!

*cries*

Mind you, I like their small packets of biccies

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Don't get me wrong - I love Waitrose
but have to steer clear due to money.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# oh don't get me wrong
there's plenty of folk with money round here (mostly drug dealers) but the place is just too fucking expensive

and it mostly the same crap you see in any other supermarket, and I know waitrose has some reputation for giving a crap about producers, but meh, too expensive, so screw 'em :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# i <3 our waitrose
mostly because the retardmutants in the other supermarkets offend mah eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Freak1
A have to have at least one mars bar a day or my head falls off. Fact
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# "A Mars a day
helps you work, rest and keep your head attached to your body."

It's a winning slogan
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# You're stealing them now?


'lo freebs!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# 'lo meds
no -although I did falter and eat a mini Milky way that Mummy in law gave me on the way to work this morning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Do you call her that to her face?
And does she come and tuck you in at night?
Does she?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# no- she's the interfering mother in law
(that's what she calls herself)

quite possibly the nicest in-laws you could wish for


staying with us for a few days
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I'm not a fan of chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I only eat Green & Blacks
cos it's fucking lush
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)
# the mayan gold one is tasty
after the second or third bite. the second and third bite are just a bit odd.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I had some raw chocolate a while ago.
Very strange. Tasted faintly of garlic. And yet, it was still quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Lady S bought me some choc with chilli in it
It was strangley tasty but I couldn't eat a lot of it in one go
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# have you had the chilli chedder from tesco? I haven't, but have been reliably informed of its tastiness
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Ah, that's good stuff.
I prefer ginger chocolate though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Really????
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I think I have a mild ginger addiction.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# tried figging?
google it
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I'm eating easter egg remains as we speak
*gorges*
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# *checks calendar*
You still have Easter Egg remains?

My Easter Eggs were gone that very week and I thought I was being restrained!

Than again, I am a chocolate fiend.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I've still got one
a fucking huge Taste the Difference one I bought when they reduced em.

Nyom Nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# You're not supposed to buy them for yourself.
Just get a chocolate bar, it's less depressing that way.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Hello.
Why the sig re Annie Lennox?
/HUGE fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I love chocolate...
...and have had only 1 mars bar since new year. Damn this trying to not be a fat cunt lark! :(
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Wow!
Memory time!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# They all look like
Gary Lineker
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Dey do dough, don't dey?
don't dey?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Dey
do.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Pfffft
Well done!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# That's Terry..
ex of Eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! finger jockey, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Beet The Meatles.
(MikeXPose, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Is that Heather
Crying tears of joy at discovering that she's won £25m for sleeping with an old businessman?

This is all of teh WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# phwoar
that's the ltd edition Lennon Les Paul Junior innit. nice
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I don't know what I'm looking at
but I like it.

Have a yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# It's a guitar
and it seems to be weeping gently.

It's also really quite nicely done and a very welcome break from Abbey Road covers :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# it's a relevant guitar too.
^
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Ah!
It all becomes clear

*puts on "dunce" hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# *takes hat
The guitar thing is only apparent to geeky tossers. Worry ye not, "while my guitar gently weeps" was a song written by George for the White Album.

I can only assume that the guitar was found whilst looking for source pics.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)
# The guitar...
... was an intentional selection but I don't think that you need know the relevance of it to understand the picture.
(MikeXPose, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# cool
and no, it's not, just a nice touch.

You play?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I've been playing for about 10 years...
...but I'm still plop :(
(MikeXPose, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I didn't actually pick up
on the relevance of the guitar, so have a double-woo.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# <3 Alexa Chung.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Rude.
It's a fantastically drawn piece too :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# tell me about it





(that wasn't actually an invitation for you to tell me about it, I just meant I agree with you)
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# WELL IT ALL STARTED BACK IN NAM, WHERE I WAS SERVING UNDER A HAT.
DURING NAM IT WAS A WAR. THIS IS WHEN I DECIDED ALEXA CHUNG WAS GORGEOUS. DURING THE WAR.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Chelten'nam?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I went to cheltenham the other day
they've got a shop for fatties :-D

Also saw a band called Divine Secret, shitty name, awesome music.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I've heard his story:
during the war you recieved shrapnel wounds to both your eyes, and Alexa Chung at the time was a red cross nurse. She tended to you, and due to your debilitated vision, the power of your hands increased a thousand fold and you were able to tell she was gorgeous just from touching her face. And you lived happily ever after, and she started dating an Arctic Monkey.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
# It's a sad story. Tell a nicer one next time please?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)
# You live it, I'll tell it
thats the way we work
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Who would chooswe to go out with an Arctic Monkey
unless their a starfucker.

Is Alexa Chung the new Zoe Ball? Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# RSPCA ASAP!
That horse should NOT be wearing horizontal stripes.

Have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# It's all well and good having Demonoid back, but I can't find anything I really wish to leech on there at the mo.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# it'll get better in time...I'm just glad it's back :)

the other torrent sites are shit in comparison
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I use Bit Che
it just searches them all. And I think Demonoid is one it searches.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Woo!
Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# How dare you trample all over people's emotions like this!
It's far too soon to be making jokes about our beloved Alexa Chung, you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# too raw?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# red raw.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Dry cured.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# bilt-chung
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# chung scratchings
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Alexa on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# are you Chris Crocker?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)
# He's Norman Wisdom.


(DMQOB, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# ronnie barker
puked in my shoe
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Ronnie Corbett
nutted my duck
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Ronnie Wood
Knitted My Dick
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Terry Scott
pissed on my chips.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Yootha Joyce
keyed my Rolls Royce
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# It's ok.
She's only dead in the soul.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# She has the cold dead eyes of a sociopath
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# How dare you?
Mark Speight's death is still too raw for this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# There's been a whole spate
of speights here recently, but at least I'm not hung up about it.
(n@man n@man, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# It should be wearing tights,
she awlays wears tights, because she's got rickets.
(DMQOB, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)
# she tried that
but it's nigh impossible to get tights over the hoof without them laddering.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Neigh on impossible.


(DMQOB, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Foo'
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I say!
how frightfully cool!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I'm unutterably with it.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I think Simon Amstell
puts his wig on a crocodile at night so no one steals it.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# now see
I like him, and I like miquita
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Miquita is great.
I love her.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)
# her mother
is from bury st edmunds, or something
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I read somewhere that she and Lily Allen are best friends.
That thrilled me enormously.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# as in lesbe friends, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# :(((
Don't cheapen this for me!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I read last week
that lilly fancies chubbies so it wouldn't work. you, however....!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *ears prick up*
What now?
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I think
we'd make a lovely couple. I can do rhyming too.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I read that she is after Jermain Defoe the football player.
God, celebrity gossip rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I saw Nicky from BB8
in the street once. She was wearing purple and yellow eyeshadow and looked miserable.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# here
www.heatworld.com/img/upload/500x400/1000036485.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# James Corden is/used to
going out with Sheridan Smith, who I quite fancy — apart from when she's in 2 Pints.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I'm not that chubby!

*eats hurriedly*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# well no
but that's how they KNEW she is a chubby chase.
conclusive proof and facts.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Good work, soldier.
You have applied scientific principles to excellent effect.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I like him too.
Shall we go and tell him?

I too like Miquita. In fact, I think I love her.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Steals his wig
or steals his crocodile?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Both.
There are some sneaky characters out there but it is a well known fact that wig snatchers are scared of crocodiles and crocodile thieves are scared of wigs.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Alexa Chung sets off my "boot in the face" reflex.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# She sets off my
"horn in the eye" reflex.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# she sets off my draw a horse reflex
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# that's because you're a wobbly necked wrong cock!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I'm 90% tin
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I'm 100% wood
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] untouched photo
hard to come by, but they pop up on ebay from time to time

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# *touches it*
HAHA! Now it's worthless!

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Touch mine:
I dun edited it:



CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)
# *gets drawn into the image and smacks head on monitor*
Ouch!

You're getting good at this!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# WO!
that;s looking ace.

much better graffiti now as well.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Hammerzeit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# haha
Macca's aged well:


GET SOME SHOES McCARTNEY YOU FUCKING TRAMP.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Totally would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Would what?
smack him in the chops?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# With a shovel.
Twice.

And then again to make sure.

And once for luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# And then take the loose change from his wallet
and live like a god for the rest of your life?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
you bastard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Well if we are all at it...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Kelp is supposed to be the new superfood
I'm not convinced. I'll stick with cayke.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Kelp cayke wtih added battenburg!
its the only way forward
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Hmm
Kelp, dried out, ground down into a fine powder and mixed in with the dry ingredients so no-one would ever know!

Although it may give it a strange, green, tinge...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# seaweed is supposed to be the new
super lube!!*

*possible lie!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# WHY DON'T YOU USE THE GEL?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# THERE'S NO TIME FOR LUBRICANT
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)
# just bang it in?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Go for
unexpected face sex and the lack of lubricant doesn't matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# wise words

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I've long since learned
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# unwise
suprise can lead to angry nibbling
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Only if you take your time about it
*in*
*spluff*
*out*

No time for nibbling.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I'm not sure you're actually a trained suprise-facefun expert
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I'm the manager of a consultant who advises a trained expert
Hence, the reason I'm paid loadsa money to know nothing about the subject but still pontificate on it as if I'm an authority.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# pffft
good enough for me


!!!SUPRISE!!!
wham bam covered in ham
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# strange green minge
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# No silly, that cannabis your thinking of
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# if only it were tasty
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Did someone say...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Battenburg
the best of the colourful caykes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# CHILLER FONT
My boss sends his angry emails in chiller font. For some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# It's because when he's angry
he thinks of cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Bastard!
I laughed out loud at that and now my boss wants to know what I'm laughing at!

You ain't seen me, right?!

*lays low for a while*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *bows*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# pfffft
n00b, does he send happy ones in comic sans?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# In other news, the Beatles are Santanists
stargods.org/EvilBeatles.html
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Bullshit most likely.
And everyone knows that satanism isn't worshiping the devil.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)
# D'ya think?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I want the surname Anger.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)
# you can have it
i'll give you a pound towards the legal costs
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha
whatalot of shite
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# pffft
this guy needs to polish his tin foil hat
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)
# This is all true
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# The facts don't stand up to any kind of scrutiny...
Big surprise.
" The Beatles' album was dedicated to satanist Aleister Crowley. It was released 20 years, nearly to the day, after Crowley's death in 1947. The title song with the lyrics, "It was twenty years ago today..." "

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, released on 1 June 1967

Aleister Crowley Died 1 December 1947

Almost to the day give or take 6 months!
(quiltypig, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I know I love it.
I'm going to start quoting that fact to people.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Wait a minute...
6 months exactly. After John Lennon was shot by a Satanist, there were only 3 Beatles. Number 6, 3 times. It all makes sense now!
(quiltypig, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Fucking Beatles think they own the place
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Compo it...
:o) - Ah, done... :o)

P.S. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Well
they are bigger than Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)
# They're
bigger than cheeses.

(Except camembert, obviously)
(ccc, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Shirley
not bigger than Cheddar?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Well, you'd be in a bad mood too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# cor
thats ace!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Yes I would
I'd never be able to find clothes to fit with wings like that.

Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Yes, no shoes and standing in the snow
not a happy combination.

GET SOME SHOES McCARTNEY YOU FUCKING TRAMP.
Sorry, wrong thread there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
also, terwit terwoo!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# haha top shop :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Nobody minds if I slap a little pearoast in here do they?


(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
Click!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# yes we do mind
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# ah, ok, sorry
it won't happen again... except just below
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] actually you might as well have these again too:
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# it's jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# that's not true.
i have.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# sinner!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# my fave paedo/pederast
the jesus
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Hahaha laughable man!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# hahaha
fab!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# For this you must die
well at least be a bit sorry instead

(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# yes

GET SOME SHOES McCARTNEY YOU FUCKING TRAMP.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Aiii
iiiiiiiiee
(xendragon changing the bulb since, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I can't see it as a major drama
the boards going to be flooded for the entire week anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
#
*builds an ark to save the kittens,the dogs can take their chances and swim for it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# ning


Click for bigger (316KB)

Slipping and sliding through water and weeds,
Swampy is living the only life that he needs,
Feasting on dead things and fresh bird eggs,
He's not really living life on the edge,
The trees and under growth are his comfy home,
Not bricks and mortar but furniture made out of bones,
Hair on his back and hair on his head,
but no hair on his legs these were the first thing he shed,
No longer is his skin pink, taught and bright,
but dull, saggy and green - the transformation he didn't fight,
Now life is peaceful and not full of stress,
no more big banks, shareholders or a posh expensive address.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# awesome! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
# thank ya sir!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# yay!
this is fintistock.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# woo
thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# "Now life is peaceful and not full of stress"
I want to be Swampy!

Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# but you'd be green
and have no limbs! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# limbs are overrated
and Kermit the Frog seems to have created a good enough career out of being green!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# ahh good point
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# that's very woosome
excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# This is all kinds of nice.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# woo
thank ya!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] John..Paul..George..and Gringo

nothing like a good length in the morning...ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# hahahaha
i agree - nice length
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the bands.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# too right
i'm such a groupie! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Only on weekends
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# dbroon's not happy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# good :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha
i just need to say this.
whatafuckinggoal!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)
# oh hell yea!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWpmNFljKTE&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# could do with a bit more girth
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] bulk buy beatles






(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# We must perform a Quirkafleeg! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I'm confused
But enough about my general demeanour.

Mostly woo mixed in with a bit of wtf?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# fantastic!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)

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