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Steam punk WIP - Air to Air missile

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My first attempt at a steam punk thing.
Still a fair bit to go, need to add the top shell, detenator, explosive element and loads of "gubbins" pistons ect.

Trying to work out best propulsion from a prop. 2 choices either a single
large centeral prop of wings with 1 or more props each.

Will add elements to show scale, it's about a metre long.

Have to work out better smoke too.

I dont do a lot of 3D work so I am kinda feeling my way through this...

Program used is Cinema 4D 9.5

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

That's lovely!

Woo!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

this has not received enough replies

click

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

Replies

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

Nice work

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

That's nearly as good-looking as me.

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

Mmmm

Steamy!

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

woo yay

steam powered missiles ftw

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

Nicely done!

*clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)

Churs!

BTW if anyone hasnt seen the anime Steam Boy yet I strongly suggest a watch.

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

First post....

(jon.ken is planning on working soon, honest, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

Please,

don't let a failure like this put you off from posting again in the future. Self-improvement is vital in this modern age.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

Meeow!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

That's below....

:o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

rofl

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

Waits for animation...

...is disappointed.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

IT IS....!

It's Tuesday already - yey, one day closer to the weekend!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

hmmm

writing 'teh' instead of 'the' doesn't necessarily make is a good post

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

tihs is true

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

We all have to start somewhere C];0)
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

Phwoar!!!!

I bet that tastes salty.
:D

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

It works :o)

Don't be put off...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

You forgot to compo it

You can't win if you don't compo it.

...and please can I have my monday back?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

...but please EDIT your original post.

Don't re-post it. Not unless you want to end up like stuart lubbock.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

Goddamn, I'm good.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

zzzzzzzzzzzzing

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

top shop

how did you do that in only 2 minutes?
Please share your skills with "teh" rest of us.

(broccoli holocaust, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

Well, actually there's not TOO much skill invol-

...WAIT. YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC, AREN'T YOU?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

yes, but on closer examination

How did you get those lovely jpeg artifacts into a gif?

(broccoli holocaust, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

Because the posters image is jpeg?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

yes yes yes

I'm sorry. I'll stop here because this is becoming far too silly.

(broccoli holocaust, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

I don't like teh font

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

i think it is alwhite

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

Well the filesize is very good.

At least you got that correct.

Not quite hummusy enough though. Try harder next time with a better joke and don't be put off by nasty comments from regulars.

Welcome.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

*hugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

Yay!

The day is, once again, fluffy!

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

No worries

I aim to underwhelm

(jon.ken is planning on working soon, honest, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

Shop again!

Shop again! Can't be worse than anything I do! :OD

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

hello nooby person

read our faq, ignore those above - they probably don't laugh at lolcats, and teh wite album isn't that bad. Don't forget to reply in threads, b3ta's a scary place, and you do not want to seem snooty by never talking.

Now shop us a kitteh...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

Will do

Im not that fragile, just crap with paint...

(jon.ken is planning on working soon, honest, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

hehehehe

abandon paint my friend:
www.gimp.org

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

^{well it made me laugh :p}

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

Just wanted to try out my new fail pic

actually don't think this is any worse than a lot of 'accepted' posts from regular contributers mesen.

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

Hahahaha!

Fekkin birds are always doing that at our office building. I was beginning to think I was starring in a remake of The Birds.

3

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

They're not bright are they?

Esp pigeons. And if the window ain't durty, it as after they've smacked into it!

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Hahahaha!

That happened to one of our windows . . . there was a dead pigeon underneath it
broke its neck!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

Oh dear

and here was me thinking it was rather good becasue it was doodled there by a bored person

I'm not at my sharpest today, it's not my fault, I spent most of the day learning about bees :-s

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

I guess that rules out...

...blackbird singing in the dead of night as well.

(jon.ken is planning on working soon, honest, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Don't be put off matey, I'm only ribbing you,

welcome to b3ta and good luck with the steep learning curve! :)

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

I clicked 'I like this' on your post.

If you'd been here for years everyone would have loved this post.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

^THAT^

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Maybe next time...

(jon.ken is planning on working soon, honest, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

This is the inevitable climax of the current image challenge.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

Simple, well executed, nice.

The rest of you, your horses are too high.

(n@man n@man, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

He he

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

*wants*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

:o)

Kitty stardust....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

Looks at my own cat*

hmmm red food dye is easy to get.....

*Fears call from RSPCA and gives up on dreams of bowie kitty*

Nice pic, made me chortle

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

Pffft

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XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

now if only my moggy was white....

and tame enough to let me do silly stuff to him

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

Love the eyes!

Woo!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

...the eyes ae unshopped, which is what provided the inspiration. How ace is that?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

you and me both

there was a third but.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)

Yay!

Ace.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

One of my LOLcatz from a while back (I do love my LOLcatz!)

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

aww!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

\o/

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

Yay!

*grabs kitten and lead based paint to recreate*

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

Awww!

Our kitty eats spiders. And slow worms :(

But she was one this weekend

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Weetobix, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

Yay!

I hope that's a beef and tuna sponge cake.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)

It was sponge, jam and chocolate

We ate it - she ate tuna

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Weetobix, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

Erm,

cocoa solids and caffeine can be fatal to smaller animals...

Just FYI!

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

Cayke?

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

Cayk!

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Weetobix, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

woo yay hoopla

It's playing Rock'n Roll suicide.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

...

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Ninj, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

looks worried, poor li'l fella

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

of course he's worried, he's got no idea where the bar is

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

He does seam worried doesn't he.....

;)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

Cowabunga

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

haha :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

One foot in the grave

:OD

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

not done much in the last few years,

Here's a little bit of a rust remover

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

that's no jewn

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

also

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

Mictoboy's had her

/ac

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

Lully stuff

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

Oy.

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

vey

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

GEVALT!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

Cripes!

Reminds me of that kid from Family Guy...

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

grand

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=C62momglFPQ

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

Welcome back

we missed you! Woo!
Who are you? C];0)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

Shopped only please

EDIT: How rude of me... Have a click

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

hehehe

ace!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

Hahaha

Shopped pics only!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

Nice attention to detail on the glasses/ear!

And I never realised they had such curious hairstyles!

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

Too subtle?

..... b3ta.com/board/8303860

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XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

hehe

xlvii

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW, CAN I SPOIL IT FOR EVERYONE?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

Hehe

Go on then....

:P

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XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

But this is the same as the first one?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

Haha

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XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

Apparently, the guy standing by the police van died recently

He was an American tourist, so it was a while before he discovered his fame.
www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/feb/15/30gtpaul-cole-man-on-beatles-abbey-road-cover/

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

OI! McCARTNEY!! GET SOME . . . oh!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

Paul McCartney's alive!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

the fucking tramp

'nings Tan

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

'ning Nibus

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XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

shiny

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

Do they have rubber soles?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

They're Are soles!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

Quick, dirty, full of seams...

...and I can't even take credit for the poem. But I thought it was worth a try.

Click for embiggerage (87KB)

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

woo

with these seams you are really spoiling us

(broccoli holocaust, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

Is it Tuesday?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

Hippy moonday all...

cfb

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

that's not the blessed

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

Took me ages

'cos I was looking for Brian Blessed

DOH!

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

You rang?

Oh Brian...

*resumes lurking*

(brain_blessed, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

I too am blessed in the trouser deparm-tent ?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)

Are you a clown?

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

Fucksocks!

benkai edited the image without admitting it - It did say Deparmtent (honest)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

It did...

I fess up....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

hehehe!

punpunpun! Woo!
PARP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

NO NO NO NO NO NO

NO NO NO NO!

AUGH! BILINGUAL PUNS AUGHHAUAGH!

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

May we?

Mais oui!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

Oooooooooof.......

....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

too many puns

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

what? one!!?

C];0)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

ummm

Frechness is a kind of pun

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

PFFFT

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

GOOSE!

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)

heh.

nice

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

(')< QUACK

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

>[=]

Roboduck says hey.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

I've no idea myself...

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Ninj, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

The fifth Beatle finally revealed.

It really was George Best.

:OD

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

nah

no whiskey bottle in sight

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

THE MONKEES

YOUR DOING IT WRONG!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

put my out of my misery

your music stinks!

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lafleur likes cheese, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

Arf!

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Aenesis, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)

I LOL'D

have a click

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

Thank you.

I always say thanks to people who click. I'm nice like that. SO EVERYONE GET CLICKING YOU CUNTS!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

yay people like me when i click them!!

will this work in real life?
have another click

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

*click

I love you, let's be friends, if you insult me i will weep and the internet will know that you are a terrible bastard

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

Fuck you!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

how could you hurt me

waaaaahahahahaha wahahah wah

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

*cough cough*

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

*ahem*

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

Laugh Out Loud'd ?

Pffttt... lqtms

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

I know I know

but I'm young so it is my job to bastardise the language.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

Cool...

* Wins

PS: My complements to you huge cock - very nice

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

arf

poor old Prescott, he's gone a bit emo

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

Actually, I can see that it takes some guts (no pun intended) to open yourself up to

the gutter press like that.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

"There's anorexia, which is fear of eating, and there's bulimia, where you throw up all the time. I have anorexia bulimia - fear of eating my vomit."

-some comedian whose name I forget

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

Worst bulimic ever!

How is a bat fastard like that coming out and saying "I've got bulimia" going to help all the skinny people who think they are this fat but are actually starving themselves?

PRESCOTT YOU TWUNT!

(broccoli holocaust, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

umm

i think some bulemics migh see

1 it doesn't work.
2 it's not "cool".
3 it's ok to be open about yr problems.

i think it's probably good

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

4. They can use Bulimia to sell their books, too

/ftfy

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

oooooh

i did not pick up on that. fucking sneaky bastards. So much news is just clever advertising. :-(

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

your compassion underwhelms me.

Imagine how fat he'd be if he didn't suffer from it.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

haha

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

Hah

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

Poor Prescott my arse

He likes pie, chips, chips, fish, chips, PIE, CHIPS, PIE AND CHIPS, CHIPS AND PIE, PIE AND MORE PIE, AND THEN SOME PIE!!

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the ghost of last tuesday, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

would wouldnt would

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

Sexi Teim!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

How lad's mags are made...

Its time the world was told.

'ning B3ta. Happy Monday.

(broccoli holocaust, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)

Haha!

She's been tangoed!

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)

nooooooooooo say it isn't true

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

Hehehe

nice

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

'NING!

*twists melons*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)

hello clownfish

you are mathematically interesting

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)

I'm a what now?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

clownfish are sequential hermaphrodites

they change sex based on social conditions. This makes for an interesting mathematical model for the population. :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

Cor - that's filthy!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

you talk so hip, man

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

*does the bez dance

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

*Goes bankrupt again

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

Some of these are a bit tenuous. Sorry...

*edit* For anyone who cares...

Come Together / Some(of the)thing / (Robert) Maxwell's Silver Hammer / Oh! Darling / Octopus's Garden / I Want You / Here Comes The Sun / Because (First Line: Because the world is round...) / You Never Give Me Your Money / Sun King / Mean Mr. Mustard / Polythene Pam / She Came In Through The Bathroom Window / Golden Slumbers / Carry The Weight (Chorus: Boy, you're gonna carry that weight...) / The End / Her Majesty.

I did say that some of them were tenuous!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)

It's too early on a Monday morning to sort that lot out in my head

Well done none the less.

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

^this

but with more grunting and demands for tea

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

You need to listen to more Tit Wrench.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

what are they like?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

Men's Recovery Project crossed with Negativland and Babyland.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

Like Sinewy Neck, Snarp and Cockworkcogwart?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

I LISTEN TO GOOD MUSIC, OKAY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

CAPITAL LETTERS

okok i will hunt them out and put them up my ear'oles

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

I've already made myself a pot of tea

I'm alright for the next 15 minutes

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)

nice one

i've got tea. My colleagues have herbal tea.

apparently it's "the one thing the hippies didn't get wrong"

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

Green Tea is the perfect medicine for overindulging at the Chinese Buffet

It clears room for more.

Most fruit tea is horrid. Little more than hot water with a strawberry dipped in it.

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)

green tea is superb

but it is from the tea plant

herbal tea is not tea but stewed herbs and fruits

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

A Queen beetle fuckin marvels at the Rams hammer, while holding an octopus and pointing at the sunset of the world, while 'one tramp - one cup' (who is he?) provides Colonel Mustard with an inflatable doll bath toy and then sleeps like a mong.

* Only one I missed..

WINS (nearly)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

Your prize is in the post.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

So who is the one I missed (after the Tramp)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)

Rupert Murdoch - 'The Sun King'.

(I said some of them were tenuous!)

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

Thanks... Doesn't help though...

Who is Rupert Murdoch? Was he a porn star?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

Rupert Murdoch owns approx. 50% of the World...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert_Murdoch
Sorry for the late response - I've actually been working!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)

*officesnort*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)

nice

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)

hahahaha!

God, she looks so good in that outfit...

[insert joke about poking Cate Blancett]

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)

hehehe nice

I also want a cane when I get old. To hit the young people on the bus with..

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

Hahaha!

I can imagine this will be the subject of many of the quips in the film.

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

Poke it real good!

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)

More of an annoyance than a hinderance, but I'm glad they're coming up with fresh ideas. :)

wyh

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)

Glad he's on the receiving end for once.

Good morning, you cunts.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

ning b3ta

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)

Hahahaha thilly.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)

I can't liiiiiiive

with or without you!

Noice!

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)

SAD FACT:

The guy that wrote that song killed himself after Mariah Carey got number one with his song.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)

wrong song...

if only Bono HAD killed himself.

You're thinking about the Without You, written by Badfinger.

And I think it was probably more to do with his financial problems, alcoholism and mental breakdown than the fact that daft bint wrecked his beuatiful song...

EDIT: he killed himself in 1983...

And, the original version is truly heartbreaking
www.middleagedyouth.com/audio/badfingerwithoutyou.mp3

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)

Are you sure?

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

Pete Ham

died in 1975

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)

Is it truly hearbreaking

in the way that a 12 year old cripple saves his 2 year old sister from a fire only to perish himself (i.e. very) or heartbreaking in the way that Sinaed O'Connor's, Nothing Compares 2 U video is heartbreaking (i.e. not at all)

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)

The first one...

with the added irony that the guys who wrote it hardly made a penny out of it, and everyone thinks Harry Nillson wrote it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)

Ashally

the beardedwife takes great pleasure when this question comes up at quiz nights and on TV quiz shows, in shouting at everyone saying Nillson didn't write it.

He's full of ~~irrelevant~~ facinating facts.

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

AH CAAAAN RIIIIIIIIIVE A DIBOU DIBOU DIBOU DOW BOOOO

'ning all

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

Ken Leeeeeeeee

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

One for all the book-burning rednecks out there

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

Hehehe

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)

See the beatles were bigger than Jesus

by at least 15ft

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)

A fine 'ning to you all

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:04, archived)

ahhhahah!

a fine thing to be seeing as I head for the tavern and no mistake.
'NING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:14, archived)

WATE

I JUST FOUND A CHEVY CHASE RAP

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:15, archived)

fatlacemagazine.rawkus.com/?p=1212

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:16, archived)

OH SHIT!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:18, archived)

He was such a great man. I hope he gets remembered fondly by the day shift.

I hate it when people die and b3ta just brutalises their memory.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:20, archived)

R.I.P. Chevy : (

: (

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:27, archived)

:'(

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:28, archived)

no?!

surely not, not the chase?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

When did this happen?

News link?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

A true American Icon.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:29, archived)

Fletch (doesn't ) Live

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:57, archived)

ning awl

Chevy Chase dead?
how sad.
who?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)

WTF!!!!

say it aint so

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)

looks like he's alive people

www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/cnames-nf/Chase+Chevy

But I do remember there was a rumour he choked on a doughnut and got the 'b3ta wake'.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)

I can't find it anywhere...so I call shenanagans

unless you are talking about him being funny..then yes that died long ago

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)

Pffftt... ^ That

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)

the Rodney Dangerfield one got more chuckles from me.

but they're both DIRE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:24, archived)

YES.

I wonder how many parody covers of rappers delight were made in the 80s.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:26, archived)

Cya hare.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:17, archived)

Arf! And ning.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:15, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:21, archived)

I echo the sentiment of this picture.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:28, archived)

How do you get into a situation like this?

Especially with the origional Stig passing by to poke fun at you!

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Aenesis, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:39, archived)

Pure luck

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:40, archived)

hahaha!

Darwinism in action

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:44, archived)

A fiver on the motorized gimp.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:45, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)

is that the original Stig?

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new_matt, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)

FACT:

The Stig is a famous racing driver, but the only reason his identity is kept a secret is because Jeremy Clarkson refuses to share screen time with a German.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)

Haha

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Aenesis, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)

Brilliant!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)

I have heard that Alan German does not think much of J Clarkson either....

* I didn't realise that Alan was a racing famous driver though?

* Gets Coat

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)

deaths gone a bit high tec

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)

what the fuck?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

a lesson to us all

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:27, archived)

OH, IT'S JUST NOT A GOOD PARTY TIL THE PARAMEDICS ARRIVE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:28, archived)

for the love of god.. my anus is bleeding!

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shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:31, archived)

HELLO YOUR IMAGE MACRO IS TOO BIG.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:35, archived)

i know!

fuckin awesome aint it?

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:39, archived)

BECAUSE OF THIS RESPONSE, I NOW DON'T MIND IT BEING LARGE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:40, archived)

Oh yeah. Ooops, my bad.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:46, archived)

Has he been to one of Barrymores pool parties?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:58, archived)

OMFG!

SUPAROFLLOLZORZ!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)

Yes

Like brekkie :)

'ning chap!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:40, archived)

oh god

its monday and I'm already wishing it was 4 o clock on Friday...!

'nings!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:45, archived)

nings JS

you're just in time for free coffee and buns courtesy of the management

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:48, archived)

woo hoo!

nyom nyom

I feel a bit better now

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:55, archived)

Monday 'ning

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)

Indeed....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)

Haha! So true.

THIS IS MACRO THREAD. HELLO, NIPS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

Allo T man

I bought myself some pencils the other day, so expect some crudely drawn arts from me in the near future.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)

Noice! Draw me and I'll buy you a pint :)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)

Ninglingtonismations to you too good sirrah!

And to you 'orrible lot as well.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

this must be

Poland, right?

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)

Needs more CFB

So I can print it and put it on my office wall

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)

21st April

(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:02, archived)

That it is.

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 8:04, archived)

Yes, I agree!

It is. Woo.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)

...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)

Science related

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gazz, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 5:50, archived)

THIS IS GOOD. BUT IT IS NOT ACCURATE. :D

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 5:51, archived)

hahahah

well, i've nothing to add.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8295973

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 5:52, archived)

shower of fanny batter

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gazz, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 5:55, archived)

No,

repost in new thread.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)

forced cock entry

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gazz, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 5:57, archived)

YOU DID A BAD THING HERE, GAZZ

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:01, archived)

ego>penii

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gazz, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)

There isn't a penis in the world that can match up to my ego.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:08, archived)

try a few hundred more, i'm sure you'll find the right one eventually.

these things take time.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:15, archived)

Cunt. I propose pearoast thread.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 5:57, archived)

I dunno. I may just play some music:

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:00, archived)

STYLOPHONE DOMINATION: COMMENCE NOW.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:01, archived)

Oh, I listened to the start of that "least popular music" track.

It made me laugh a lot. I'll listen to the rest of it tomorrow.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:06, archived)

I think the true beauty comes out when the kids chorus starts up for the fifth or sixth time.

HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, DO ALL YOUR SHOPPING AT WALMART

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:08, archived)

I also listened to about 3 minutes of the "most popular music" track.

It's compulsively awful.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:09, archived)

Yeah, they really dropped the ball on that one.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:12, archived)

desended testicle rawk.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:24, archived)

...

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gazz, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:01, archived)

this reminds me on 1980s pop art.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:02, archived)

NO REPOSTING FOR YOU. YOU ALREADY DID.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:02, archived)

LOL

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gazz, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:03, archived)

YES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)

works for me, i haven't had access to photoshop in 2 days.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:17, archived)

PHWOAR WOULD

sauce teim

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:19, archived)

sorry, i have no idea.

if i were at home i might still have it, but i'm housesitting so i don't have access to my computer.

if memory serves, i google image searched 'drss' and 'gown' (and maybe 'frock', too). it could also be on p-base.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)

hahahaha

more to do with the fact that I "would" which involves the emmission of a garlic sauce like substance well, in terms of colour and consistency. I'm not sure about the taste....See my sig for full details of offer!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:27, archived)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 7:26, archived)

When did this happen?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 7:28, archived)

transformers compo

like the last day of it

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 7:30, archived)

I like it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 7:38, archived)

i think we've bent time again.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:05, archived)

ROATS!!!! THIS HAS ANGERED ME!! CHARGE!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:16, archived)

higgs boson, i love you.

but you're bringing me down.

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connor, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 5:58, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:01, archived)

The probability of that thing creating a black hole massive enough

to destroy the universe is about the same as my monitor spontaneously falling through my desk, by quantum tunnelling. Sure you might make a micro black hole, but it evaporates before anything nasty can happen. No matter what that fuckwit Wagner says.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:13, archived)

I wrote a dissertation on Particle Accelerators, and more specifically Synchrotron Radiation.

I laughed at those who believe it's some sort of doomsday device.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:16, archived)

Just as an aside,

would it be possible for me to build a doomsday device using said technology?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:17, archived)

isn't the H-bomb good enough for you?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:20, archived)

that was a 50s thing.

now we have f-bombs and c-bombs and n-bombs.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:22, archived)

the human race amazes me, we just want to kill each other

and no-one wants to shag me.

It makes me sad

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:29, archived)

I would assume. There's quite a bit of power wizzing 'round there.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:22, archived)

i like taking a power whiz.

i hope to break the urinal one day.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:24, archived)

When you do, report back. This IS science.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:29, archived)

which way will the flow rotate?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:30, archived)

The opposite direction to the anti-flow?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:31, archived)

heehheee

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:33, archived)

WE'LL HAVE TO FIRE THE FLOW AT A STATIONARY METAL TARGET TO CREATE THE ANTI-FLOW FIRST THOUGH.

THERE IS SO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)

WHY DON'T WE JUST SHIT IN THE URINAL INSTEAD?

IT WOULD BE MUCH MORE AMMUSING WE COULD THEN SELL THE IDEA TO A TV CARTOON!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 7:08, archived)

SADLY THESE DAYS THAT IS ONLY YOUTUBE MATERIAL.

YEARS AGO YOU'D GET AN ART GRANT FOR THAT.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 7:11, archived)

That can be bad for the prostate.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)

Do you know where I could find the design print of one of these things?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:30, archived)

Here.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:32, archived)

Sweet, put the hadron collider in with the cogs.

Should sort things out nicely.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)

If the world explodes I shall send you a sternly worded Email.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)

this is a fantastic thread

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:55, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 7:59, archived)

I just hate the bastardisation of science

I ceased to care about QM and HE physics at the end of last semester. I now spend my days fretting about bubbles.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:19, archived)

NOT BUBBLE FRETTING.

Found any Neutrinos recently?

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/1207358206528.jpg (4mb)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)

nah not my type of bubble

I worry about microbubbles in a fluid. More specifically the bubble's response to pressure varations (google ultrasound contrast agents for more if you're interested.)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:32, archived)

Sounds potentially interesting.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:33, archived)

It's a life

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 7:01, archived)

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connor, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 5:09, archived)

aawwwww, isn't it lovely

*pokes*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 5:10, archived)

An eye that big

is begging to be poked

*poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke....*

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)

residents' pets.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 5:13, archived)

Gorgeous!

Lovely shading.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 5:15, archived)

thanks

takes so long. especially with my careless attitude towards colouring on any layer i please and then regretting it later. the goverment should do a campaign.

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connor, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)

There was a campaign, a long time ago though.

There was one of those black-and-white public information films, with a voice-over of some posh bloke saying, "Are you a Johnny Muddle-Layer?"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:03, archived)

it was aimed at me, too.

but i still make the error.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:08, archived)

Ohhhh

so you are a Johnny Muddle-Layer!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:11, archived)

muddles are easier on my cloaca than those giant golden eggs.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:18, archived)

of course when bad layering was first noticed in the 80's

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connor, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 6:13, archived)

I like your cyclats.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 5:15, archived)

thanks

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connor, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 5:35, archived)

AAA

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 5:16, archived)

PUPPY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 5:59, archived)

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