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Teaser of comics to come?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:09, archived)

1st line should read: "MEROLT! LAGERS!"

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:10, archived)

merlot, shirley?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:12, archived)

yes

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:12, archived)

i meant: merlot lasers

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:15, archived)

PlonkWars!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:12, archived)

this is an ace in the hole

play it now!

(pirateneddy, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:16, archived)

I had a bit of trouble following the story

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:17, archived)

why is that?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:20, archived)

As far as I can tell, a lot of wine explodes and some of it can talk.

Is that the story?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:22, archived)

there was shovelling

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:25, archived)

oh ok now I get it.

also, I am going to keep talking about brazilian fart porn until it gets boring.

BRAZILIAN FART PORN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:29, archived)

that'll never get boring

it just gets sexier every time you say it

say it some more

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:32, archived)

WATCH THE VIDEO

www.b3ta.com/board/8307837

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:33, archived)

THEY LOVE IT

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:35, archived)

LOUD AND STINKY FARTS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:36, archived)

that kind of porn disturbs me greatly

the parents of those girls probably had hopes of their daughters becoming brain surgeons or scientists or web developers, something really worthwhile

instead they're on the internet sniffing each other's trouser coughs to earn enough money to keep them in crystal meth

it preys on my mind, I won't sleep now

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:38, archived)

METH IS HARD TO MAKE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:39, archived)

I'm trying to decide if I'd be more upset with a daughter sniffing farts or starring in more traditional pornography.

I guess I should just turn up for those piano recitals and not worry about it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:41, archived)

You might not be as welcome as you think.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:45, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:46, archived)

Jayzus

what was the original caption?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:00, archived)

Not from a comic in this case.

Was a fashion-plate from mid 1800's.

edit: Exactly 1850 in fact, French.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:03, archived)

"piano" "recitals"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:45, archived)

rofl web developers

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:44, archived)

it's autumn in this hemisphere, we're getting cold and bitter.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:52, archived)

I like the cold.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:56, archived)

autumn is my favourite season.

harvest season.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:04, archived)

Then he said piss.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:29, archived)

The bottles talk.

I didn't get that part, I thought there were people outside the frames talking.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:30, archived)

I thought you understood wine.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:32, archived)

My wine understands when to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

That's why I get surprised when wine talks.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:34, archived)

I like this wine... very fresh on the palate

and it understands when to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:38, archived)

Firm, fine tannins fall away to the stark realisation that this wine is the only thing in your life that hasn't tried to hurt you.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:40, archived)

Not quite as harsh as other reds, merlot has less tannin than a Cabernet

and can therefore be drunk earlier. Say, 6:00am.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:44, archived)

This is a perfect wine to drink in the shower while your son or daughter bangs on the bathroom door, crying, saything that they're not allowed to be late for school again.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:47, archived)

AHHAHHHAHHAHHAH

OH, WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:48, archived)

"This is not a wine for drinking. This is a wine for laying down and avoiding."

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:48, archived)

No, but I thought part of the fun was desiphering the story out of the negligant mess I made this comic out of

and thus am disinclined to make it any clearer.

But part of it is a technical issue. Lt. Merlot is facing a hoard of "Piss You Drink Lager" bottles. There is a show down at the end between him and the last lager bottle left standing.

Then the medics come and shovel the piles of evil glass back into the cases from which they emerged.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:31, archived)

why is there a nuclear bomb exploding in the first frame?

is that relevant to the plot?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:33, archived)

That is merely the title...thingy

This may all need to be redone, but it's the gay shift, and you're bored, and therefor you're going to put up with this.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:35, archived)

WHAT A SWELL PARTY THIS IS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:17, archived)

I made a pissed-off Jesus

Not sure why.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:34, archived)

Heartburn most likely.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:35, archived)

Too much sugary food

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:39, archived)

too much internet.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:46, archived)

JESUS HAS A HOLE IN EACH HAND

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:49, archived)

A GAPING, DISTENDED HOLE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:51, archived)

HE'S GOT THE HOLE WORLD

IN HIS HANDS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:02, archived)

is a there a ytmnd with that song and hello.jpg?

AND IF NOT, WHY NOT?!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:05, archived)

HE IS LOOKING FOR SOME STREET JUSTICE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:35, archived)

"you ate my WHAT?"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:39, archived)

this gives me the heeby jeebies

I think he's looking at me!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)

woo!

but gives me the creeps

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frox, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

drunkmics for the drunx.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:19, archived)

smell it

(pirateneddy, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:59, archived)

....

lsd?

(sillygooseofdoom murp,SHANIKWA, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:03, archived)

These colours are turning my brain to soap.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:06, archived)

adipocere is such a beautiful word.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:25, archived)

I CAN TASTE THE MUSIC

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:08, archived)

If the smell is as bright as the look...

...,I'll pass. Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:09, archived)

Te smell is cabbage

And romance

(pirateneddy, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:11, archived)

Post romance one would assume.

Before, it only smells of five pints and stale pies.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:15, archived)

WOW

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:09, archived)

it's ... beautiful

like a sentient CDC that cries tears of snot

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:10, archived)

it looks... chewy

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:11, archived)

SMELL THE KNOBHEAD.

SMELL HIM.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)

no joke in this one

Click for bigger (118KB)

I was taking pictures of this little 4lb chihuahua i'm looking after earlier and noticed that you could make out my reflection in his eye. His eye must be about a centimetre in diameter.

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)

His eye holds all knowledge

eat it

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Jorvic, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)

Yes!

All dogs that can fit into a microwave can be reclassified as a food item.

(Bob the Scutter, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:55, archived)

Reclassified?

The breed was created to be eaten.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:10, archived)

so were we all.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:33, archived)

cool.

whose chihuahua is it? does he/she have a name?

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:11, archived)

this happened last night to a girl i know with two white sox players

NSFW (not too bad really though. don't be scared.)
so i made an artist's impression of it

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)

srsly?

and nsfw doesn't apply on b3ta any more I reckon

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)

yeah, it does.

it's what keeps us from spiralling down into 4chan

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)

yes, but we had cocks and boobs on the popular page!

I figure that makes it a popular decision that nsfw is over with.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:48, archived)

a mere aberration, from insufficient moderation.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:50, archived)

it was on that popular page for a few days

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:52, archived)

I don't look at the popular page.. and I guess the mods don't either.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)

And that they are fucking ugly.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)

I don't follow your logic.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:50, archived)

maybe that argument is a bit specious to equate popular page with popular decision

but the fact that it remained on the popular page so long and that M3Essential is still posting seems to indicate a paradigm shift.

Maybe I'm wrong.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:54, archived)

If people can still get fired for looking at porn, I don't see the rules changing.

Not that it's my decision or anything.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)

I AM THE LAW

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)

I AM A SENSITIVE ARTIST

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)

SENSITIVE!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)

BRAZILIAN FART PORN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:26, archived)

1 result on redtube

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:55, archived)

I discovered last night that Brazilian fart porn is a very real thing and not just something they said on south park.

clearly nsfw

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:21, archived)

Hey, Information Professional:

reddit.com/info/6g10q/comments/?sort=hot

Also, I've just discovered this:

madsenblog.dk/billeder/peanuts.jpg

MOFAHA HAS TOTALLY GONE VIRAL

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:29, archived)

I've totally posted a new tune on your website

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:32, archived)

AND IT IS GOOD

I've been such a slack cunt with that website.

I might have to pay someone to sort it out once and for all.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:38, archived)

what sorting out is required?

what do you want? tell me your hopes and dreeeeeeeeams

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:40, archived)

Tagged profiles is the main one

ie if someone is looking for a saxophonist they can search the profiles for someone that has tagged themselves as a saxophonist

Also, a half decent front page (the only one I could get working looked like shit), a "play all this users songs" option if you like what someone does, a voting type jobbie so that good ideas/songs get more focus and an option to donate money to individual users as well as the site.

Also, I'd like a blowjob.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:47, archived)

would you should do, right, is some of that databasing

then write a program

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:02, archived)

Yeah that's what the book says too.

Now I have to learn some sort of programming language.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:09, archived)

Stomps and tinkles!

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:44, archived)

Pfffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:33, archived)

DEAR REDDIT: KILL YOURSELVES. THX

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:34, archived)

haha

what's wrong with those people? or is it a board for people whose first language isn't english?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:38, archived)

according to wikipedia, they're a bunch of needledicks with nothing better to do than bitch about links to other peoples' work.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reddit

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:47, archived)

Who the fuck said that the talk board permanently resides in the gay shift?

I take exception to that.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:48, archived)

heh.

en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=B3ta&diff=143470731&oldid=143389319

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:54, archived)

YES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:02, archived)

has the b3ta wiki page finally been updated, then?

it looks like a few things have been added.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:05, archived)

people with nothing better to do continue to twiddle with it, yes.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:09, archived)

PEOPLE LIKE ME, YES

I should rewrite the whole thing.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:17, archived)

HELL YEAH BITCH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:20, archived)

"B3ta is a site with more than 60000 members. Of these members, less than fifty are actually worth talking to."

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:25, archived)

a little more digging says: it was that cunt greebo, let's kick his fucking head in

en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=B3ta&diff=next&oldid=43636871

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:08, archived)

FIXED

en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=B3ta&diff=207277755&oldid=204158022

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:14, archived)

SWEET

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:17, archived)

YES

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:25, archived)

pffft!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:50, archived)

O NO I HAS VIRUX

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:05, archived)

GOOD SHOW!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:33, archived)

Whose face is that?

He looks like a z-list australian game show host but I'm guessing that you wouldn't know him.

His name is Baby John Burgess.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:37, archived)

An expert.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Haggard

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:39, archived)

OH YES

I remember this guy now.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:44, archived)

HEY MIKE, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT METH?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:50, archived)

yesssss, link it please

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)

From the looks of them they might forget there is/was a girl in the room.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:48, archived)

Is this a /talk thing?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)

nah

i made it for a laugh to mock her, thought i'd post it on here

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:52, archived)

nite nite b3ta

I go sleep now

zzz

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

night night b3ta

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)

Cya meats.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)

those aren't men, those are teenage women on steroids.

men are hairy.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:39, archived)

Da Mystery Of Chessboxin'

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:35, archived)

Pfffft.

*toddles off back to /talk*

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4794245

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

beautiful

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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)

Yes, you are.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:38, archived)

bad Tyson!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:38, archived)

ODB

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)

old dirty bastard?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

BRING DA MUTHAFUCKIN RUCKUS!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

Wu'Tang Klan ain't nuthin' ta fuck wit'

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

Fuckin' A

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

Shada convinced me to search for "team fortress 2 furries" on google.

www.batcon.org/batsmag/images/cov15n2.jpg

This came up on page 3 of the search, and it made me think of you.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

BatCam

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

AND THIS IS THE FACE OF JAPE!

Hello, I am Leapy Lee. No, sorry. That's the name of me favourite singer.
My name is Mrs Fred Stone. No, no, Mrs Fred Stone is the wife of me favourite
tennis player. My name is Bananas. No, no, that's me favourite fruit.
I'm Mrs Nice- evening- out- at- the- pictures- then- perhaps- a- dance- at-
a- club- and- back- to- his- place- for- a- quick- cup- of- coffee- and- little- bit- of - no!
No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. Perhaps I am
Leapy Lee? Yes! I must be Leapy Lee!

Hello fans! Leapy Lee here!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

Imma give it to ya

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

X gon' give it to ya

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

The game of chess, is like a sword fight.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)

think first before you move or something right

I heard that all so simple tune the other day and remembered being a teenager and listening to shite hip-hop

i can't stand wu-tang now. good tunes wasted by shite shouty-nigger-rap

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)

FACTS

FACTS ON THE BORAD

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Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)

GOLDHAGEN IN DA HIZZUSE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

I still love you.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

JAZZ FUNK

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DojEzFgdOe8

tA TA

ZXXXXZZZzzz

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

i think that's the face of stupid, actually.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:42, archived)

i made my mum a birthday card

bigger

i made it a bit smaller.

devinat rat oragnesapce

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sooperdave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

:D!

edit TJ: I have a problem with my screen. There is a shadow of everything about 1cm right of where the thing should actually be, do i need a new screen?

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Cae1, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

you might just need new cables.

mine did that but when i got new cables it WORKED AGAIN FUCK YEAH.

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Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

i usually just wiggle my cable

and it works.

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sooperdave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

yeah that too

(

Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

"But that's enough about my sex life"

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)

THEY'RE HAVING SEX

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Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)

NO WAI!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)

I shall try this

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Cae1, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

I had that the other day.

But it was just my eyes.

Check what it looks like tommorow or something.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

I notice from time to time

and when i do it annoys the fuck out of me.
Its been like this for a few days.

(

Cae1, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

Well I got it after reading a book in pdf format on my lcd screen

for about 12 hours straight.

So if you've done any visually strenous activity over the past couple of days and done so repeatedly, that could be it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)

move your screen 1 cm the other way.

*may not be of help*

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)

no :(

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Cae1, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)

*Tries again.. being less of a cunt*

does it matter what colour is being reproduced...
crt/lcd screen?

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)

*thinks*

only way you can be getting a shadow is with old fangled analogue devices shurely?
I'd go with the cable wiggling advice from earlier...

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)

ADDITIONAL ELEPHANT

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Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

That's lovely.

(EddieEddie, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

\o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

That is all kinds of lovelyness

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

elephant in the box! best present ever

you are a good son

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

That made me feel all fluffy!

Edit: I know I only seam fluffy here.
and it isn't really me, anyway

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

Your pictures make me so happy :)

I would buy this card!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

ahha

they make happy too, i like it when i draw things.

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sooperdave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

You made it a bit smaller

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)

i did

it was too large i realised.

its still biggg though :)

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sooperdave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)

cool

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connor, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:55, archived)

i made my mum a casserole.

there was only enough meat on her to make one, she was fairly dessicated.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:45, archived)

This needed to be posted . . .

WASHINGTON (AFP) — Steaks out of a test-tube? The animal rights group PETA is putting up a million dollar reward for anyone who by 2012 can grow in-vitro meat that looks and tastes like the real thing.
***
A team of 10 PETA jurors will taste the entries to make sure they match the texture and flavor of chicken, and they must score at least 80 out of 100 points to win the prize.

what I want to know is - how the hell do these guys know what meat tastes like?

Hmmmm - definitely sounds dodgy . . .

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Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)

talk is that way ==========>

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

<========== or that way

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)

thats the long way round

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

*rotates map*

Ahhh. Yes. I see now.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

Well I don't know about you,

but I have an extra gained message.

Oi! Mrs funny QOTW woman! Cock off!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

and here's my answer to you Redsushi moron . . .

I don't see everyone here adhering to the "theme" of this board, so unless you're a mod, or The Almighty, go to hell.

Get a username that sounds like it might be English, then you can tell me to cock off . . .

In the meantime, go fuck yourself.

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Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)

HE AT LEAST FOLLOWS THE FAQ YOU STUPID BITCH

NOW FUCK OFF BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM AND STOP PUSHING OUR NICE PICTURES OFF THE BOARD

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

the talk board is for talking

the main board is for pictures and talking about pictures.
the colour "red" is an english word.
the sentence "and here's my answer to you Redsushi moron..." makes no sense grammatically.
please don't post stuff where its not wanted. it gets peoples' gander up and gives us the arse. we do not want the arse.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

You seem angry.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:43, archived)

still love this.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)

I would never dream of following an unfluffy path

At least, not after seeing that. Snowballs make me weep.

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catbwoy, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:40, archived)

ethical treatment of animals doesn't preclude eating them.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

how ethical are PETA anyway

it seems I see more comments on the net about how they are assholes than anything else

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)

mainly for their euthanasia policy.

I'm a no-kill supporter, myself.

CAUTION: THERE IS A PICTURE WITH SOME DEAD KITTENS ON THIS PAGE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_for_the_Ethical_Treatment_of_Animals#Policy_on_euthanasia

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

well, there are stories that I read on occasion

I have no way to know if they are true, but I've seen it claimed that some of the more "overactive" peta folks are reputed to just go trawling about looking for pets to remove from their evil owners

every organisation has it's crazies and I don't have a hard time believing it's true

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

why would i do that when there's perfectly good animals for me to eat just lying around already.

i mean really, they're right there.

(

Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

look at them

all lying there

in a tasty pile

smeared in gravy

look at them!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)

lying there in a tasty pie.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)

oh god, I need to inject a cow with chocolate and deep fry it

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

THERE'S NOT A JURY IN THE LAND THAT WOULD CONVICT YOU.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

hell, they could join in the feast

if they bring their own cow

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)

also a million dollars is nothing to anyone who access to the science require for in vitro meat

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

also, a colossal waste of resources, comparing to growing vegetables.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

^ this

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

And then just feeding those vegetables to animals.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

OH FUCKING WHAT

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

alrite penisapple

Hows things

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

NO SO BAAAD

Just tidying the kitchen again.

Yourself?

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

Hungry

Very hungry
and I has no food

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

ahoy you got them mp3s yet?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

Oh snap

I'll do them in a sec.
I take it you mean high/mid/low pitches

Rather than EQs

Because I can't fucking EQ in this tracker.

I might faff around in reason with it and remix it a bit MEESELF.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)

yeah thats cool

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

aww

*huggles the internet*

I have to be nice to it. It keeps fucking up.

(

Cae1, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

This is actually a great idea

And obviously they would know what meat tastes like, by tasting meat.

(EddieEddie, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

PETA wouldn't support people making test tube animals.

And saying that they will put up 1 million dollars will make people try harder, and if the results are good, they're fucked.

PETA don't eat meat do they? So why would they be bothered about the taste anyway. They don't like killing animals at all?

(

Cae1, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

well they're about ethical treatment

so long as the meat is cared for they have no massive gripe

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)

I'm sure there are a couple of meat eaters around

whose opinions they could solicit for the panel

I, for one, welcome our artificial meat overlords... it's all processed to hell anyhow these days

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

FUCK OFF

TALK OR QOTW

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

People Eating Tasty Animals

yum

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)

this needed to be posted elsewhere.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:52, archived)

They do get a little more cranky as they get older

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

Ringella?

But then Paul is such a degenerate freak.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

Why is he

pointing at a sqirrel's tits?
instead of grabbing them and knocking one out

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)

Exactly!

Such a freak.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

(EddieEddie, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

HE'S HAVING SEX I THINK

SHE'S HAVING SEX I THINK
THEY'RE HAVING SEX I THINK

(

Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

crivens

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

THEY'RE HAVING SEX

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

really?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

THEY'RE DOING IT WRONG

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

YOU'RE HAVING SEX

YOU'RE HAVING SEX

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

Congrats on becoming a Doctor ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

thank bingowings!

he started calling me dr and it stuck.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

Oh damn!

So you cant inspect my prostate?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

well i can...

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

You know I would love nothing more ;)

So how have you been?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

good and you?

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

woah

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

I say this safe in the knowledge that I am now only 7 posts away from complete nudity! DAMN YOU JESSIE AND RAISING THE STAKES ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

Raising the stakes

Is that a Euphemism?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

Play me right and yes ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

Is this an attempt to get people to talk to you

so they can get you closer to going full frontal?

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

PUT IT AWAY YOU TARD

ahhhahhah thread deletion lol
www.b3ta.com/board/8307555

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

nice

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

Is this where people who don't get any post?

Hi.

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Cae1, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

throwing the horns with your free hand is a nice touch.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

i'm a showman through and through

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)

WITH A DOLL

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

I did this after you left for the pub last night.

www.b3ta.com/board/8304500

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

I saw it in the archive and it was good. : )

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)

[/:-D

It would have been better if I could have thought
of something other than pierced with a wood stake.
But meh, a pointed stick is fine too.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)

If she's lying down....

And he's up like that, then he's shagging her thighs.

Otherwise she is a mutant.

(

vix0r was not Matthew on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

he has a long and bendy cock

(

boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

actually, I think he may be going for some kind of aiming skill here

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

the MEGALUNGE!

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

the OLYMPIC MEGALUNGE!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

the PARALYMPIC MEGALUNGE!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)

pimp that bitch's ride, give that wheelchair a v8 engine oh yeah

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

hydralic lifts, fat rims and a 22"sub

pimp that trick ass mofo

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)

fuck yeah!

he'll be the envy of everyone

until he falls into a ditch and catches fire

the twat

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

Well he's either going for the method of inserting

and then leaning between horizontal and vertical, or has just spluffed all over her stomach.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

I hope that's a loose blanket

and not a staggering quantity of leak

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SEX JUICES!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

looks like she's turning inside out there

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

I did consider that people would see it as some kind of seepage.

But I couldn't draw her hand right so it had to be done.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

ahh, the old "hastily drawn bodily fluid avalanche to hide crudely drawn appendage" trick

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

How

do you keep your hand steady and draw this at the same time? Impressive!

If you get bored with the same partner, try variety in a can

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

can i watch?

i'll keep real quiet an' all

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

awesome

I can't find anything wrong with this picture, its really good.

(EddieEddie, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

what about this picture?

is there anything wrong with that :)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)

if that's wrong then i don't wanna be right

(

sock more tea vicar?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)

A tasty and nutritious treat for all the family

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

and they'd better appreciate it!

poo in the mouth is the new rage sweeping the nation

(

sock more tea vicar?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)

explains the sudden rise in cup sales

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

Yes, something very very wrong.

The table the woman is lying on appears to be floating.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

fear not young jeru, the table is not a freak of nature or a defiance of commonly accepted norms of gravitational activity

it is infact a projection of a larger table, in a huge factory, producing tasty treats for children

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)

I understood little if any of that.

You're saying she's hovering on an OHP?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

nah, it's a portable beamer

an inflatable bmw 3 series

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)

hahahah

craving jam
:D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

I could spread it on everything

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)

I rather you didnt

;)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

me too

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

and again

your sig is giving me meat cravings!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

your sig is making me see things all brown!

with really bad fonts

and also I want a meat pie

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)

I has bacon but no bread :(

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

i can manage you a pasty

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)

Im half tempted by a take-away

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)

First time for everything.

Even if it is only in your dreams. [/;-P

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)

THIS PICTURE EXPLAINS ITSELF

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

This is awfully like CAPITALScapitals's stuff...

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)

Who in the what when?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

that looks awkward.

how can you fuck that corpse with that text hovering around?

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:57, archived)

that window's not having sex.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 7:59, archived)

Dr Christ-Science meets a squoosh

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

my money's on NOT doctor christscience

i mean, he's like triple his size, holy shit

[that took 3 edits]

(

Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

I suspect the pie is TAINTED with the THROBBING POWER of JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS

that's my expectation

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

IT TOOK 3 EDITS FOR ME TO SAY IT AND IT STILL DOESNT MAKE SENSE

I FUCKING GIB UP ONN D'ENGISH LANGIGE

(

Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

I fucking rub the boat and spilled the fucking crates of bleach

fuck, completely fucking diluted! haha well, can't stop pies and then aerosol

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

but thursday falters silently in a melon bath as the forcible milk of the lemon countermands my leper

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

there were three forefathers four score and twenty years ago who foresaw four saws for sewing open sores

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

the effervescent vespers of the whispered whispers wore waistcoats

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

what choo talking 'bout wills? i ain't got no chicken!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

i need scissors!

SIXTY ONE!

(

Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

haha

"why don't you go listen to the latest Disturbed record or attend a monster-truck rally, you sister-fucking inbred living herpes sore."

quality youtube commentage there :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

"bitch- please don't act like you've seen stuffed worms in flap-jaw space do raw blinks...we know you're faking the funk"

this wins nonsense

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)

"I was so out of it when this first happened I thought col. was a skeleton it scared me to death I passed out cause I was so scared"

fucking hippies and their playstations!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)

but he's a squoosh

they're a very peaceful race. they invented the parasol before the club

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

he might just fall over and accidentally crush the doctor.

unless squooshes weigh, like, nothing. They seem like they might weigh, like, nothing.

(

Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

they are made out of the concept of cheerfulness

which bloody hurts if it falls on you

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

indeed, a ness full of cheer has quite some mass

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

this is a evil squoosh

they have a negative weight and they only exist for 0.5 seconds at a time because thats how long it takes for physics to realise that the rules are being broken

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

stupid physics! all based upon suspicion and herecy!

what they need is the bible, meth and a pigeon

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

i'm taking your recipe to the middle east

they need your help

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

yes! I can help them, with free nuclear technology

I'll even airdrop it for them :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

Hah.

That reminds me of this www.resonancearchive1.org.uk/audio/speakers/Speakers1-Lecturer.mp3

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)

sqoosh meet baby quash

(

OneOfSome, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

i love him!

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

I WANT IT!!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

what's a quash?

I'm aware of quolls, but..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

I don't understand this

hehehehe

(EddieEddie, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

hahaha what on earth?!

i like it, i'm note sure why
/click!

(

sock more tea vicar?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

thats the reaction i hoped for

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

no-one really NEEDS pie.

we all want it, though.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 7:01, archived)

Is it ok

to post a poorly executed piece of whimsical crap on here occasionally all the time?

Good.

(

Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

YES.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

I thought it was a Flock of Seagulls

until I noticed it was a skua.
This means I am still confused.

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

Kajagoogoo used to be called A Flock of Skuas before they became mega-gods of rock

IOO% OF FACT!

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

and

changed their name to British Sea Power and recorded The Great Skua

(

Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

only if you give us all sex.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:48, archived)

OK this one is under 250kb

Big Mode (2.27MB)
He is saying "OMg" "a big banana"

(EddieEddie, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)

unexpected consumption!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

*coughs loudly*

*goes to TB clinic*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

lol, lungs

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)

the zoom at the end makes it

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

yes!

This^
LOTS!!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

i love that

(

the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

hahaha!!

how very rare!

(

McBadger COW, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)

hahaha!

cosmic zooooom!

(Pfrawwwg KNAVE!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

NANA!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)

damn good

damn good

damn good

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)

Hehehe

People here are very nice...

(EddieEddie, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

yes, we are

*nibbles leg*

hmm

*nibbles own leg*

*squeaks*

*blinks*
O_O
-_-
O_O

*hops off*

*bursts into flames*

OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM ON FUCKING FIRE

*runs off screaming*

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)

Are you a guineapig?

(EddieEddie, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

ROFLPOSSUM

(

Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

I've only liked bananananananas

when they've been squished on hot buttery toast

now I think I know why :|

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

but bananas are the best

have you ever had them with brown sugar?!?! or frozen in chocolate?

(EddieEddie, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)

IT COULD BE A TUMOUR

www.newscientist.com/article/dn2943-brain-tumour-causes-uncontrollable-paedophilia.html

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

whoa!

(EddieEddie, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)

oh that is great!

WOO, AND YAY, EVEN

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

I think thats my first woo/yay I've recieved on here

I'll never forget you, Rapitinui

(EddieEddie, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

you'll wish you knew how to quit me.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

fuck it, have a gif as well

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

I like your hat

(EddieEddie, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

Because if you're lying to me I'll slice your fucking face off

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

"You ain't a tease, are ya?

..cause I'll cut yer face."

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

a much better line

to be certain

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

are you Eddie Murphy?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

yeah

(EddieEddie, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

Have another

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

Thankyou very much!!!

(EddieEddie, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

Awesome.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)

LOVELY

OOOPS STILL HAVE CAPSLOCK FROM ABUSING THAT MR OR MRS LEGLESS THING.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)

CALL SAM RAIMI NOW!

good stuff.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:40, archived)

teh submareeeeeen

fishy fishy .................

(the duke of puke wanna see some puppys???, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

why is it

blue?

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8295015

(

..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

arf!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)

Probably its unsatisfied life and depressing isolation.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

colours n stuff

willy wonka stylee

(the duke of puke wanna see some puppys???, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

we all live in a submarine that's blue,

submarine that's blue,
submarine that's blue.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:31, archived)

squiddly diddly vroom!

(Pfrawwwg KNAVE!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)

bet that cost

a few squid.

Woo :)

(

sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)

Squids in.

I CAN HAS LOLSQUIDS?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)

uh oh....

Are it cephalopun tiem?

(Pfrawwwg KNAVE!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8307291

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)

Mit yams?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)

yaya.. wit molto yams!

(Pfrawwwg KNAVE!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)

the squid, otherwise known as,,,

LOLigo Edulis - arf. LOL.

I did an internet.

(

sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)

You must be squidding!

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)

that shouldn't have made me laugh so much.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

IT IS A CUTTLEFISH

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)

IT BLOODY ISN'T!

...

(Pfrawwwg KNAVE!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)

IT IS WHAT I SAY IT IS.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)

Oh, yer one of *THEM* are you?

(Pfrawwwg KNAVE!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

SQUID / CUTTLEFISH / CUTTLEFISH / SQUID

There's only one way to sort this out...

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)

SQUTTLEFISH FIGHT!!!!!!!!!

(Pfrawwwg KNAVE!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

Squittlefish?

sounds like a disease.

of the arse regions.

(

sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

futtelsquish?

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

COOK-OFF

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

HOMOEROTIC ATHLETICS COMPETITION

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

GAY ARCHERY?!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)

exactly.

(

sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)

I hereby derail this post with my lathe!

(Pfrawwwg KNAVE!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)

I feel like we're going round in circles now.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)

dear god!

get your coat and call a taxi

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)

indeed

(Pfrawwwg KNAVE!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

you wouldn't need an alarm or a steering wheel lock on this.

squid would just tear the hopeful thieves apart and eat them.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)

Pleasecanyoupostakittyinthisthread?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

fuckdamnit, now i wish i spent more time on mine :D

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

This is me as a cat :)

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

that is STILL better than my attempt, by FAR. :P

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

edward gorey cat?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)

is that good?

that name is not in my namebanks

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

oh very very good

images.google.co.uk/images?q=edward+gorey&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1

can you draw me as a cat please? i think these are ace!

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)

MAYBE

THOUGH IT'D JUST LOOK THE SAMEISH BUT WITH LONGER HAIR. AND YOU'D BE A FURRY. CAN YOU LIVE WITH THAT?

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)

i can live with that, until they eventually make it punishable by death

could you give him a cigarette and some headphones?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)

i'll give it a go if i can.

my method of doodling is to throw lines randomly until something resembling a cat forms, so it might be a bit.

(

Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

sounds cool :)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

I do similar

I doodle on the tablet until an idea forms and then develop it from there.
Unfortunately my talents stop at the doodling phase.

edit: I like your stuff Shada

(

juanking ...and then it fell off, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

I am cheating by replying here but, meh!

(

juanking ...and then it fell off, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)

WHO VOMMED ON THE CAT

WAS IT YOU

(

Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

No it was chunks

my dog

(

juanking ...and then it fell off, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

Well, at least he's aptly named.

(

Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

YOU ARE IN FOR A TREAT, THEN

GOREY = AWESOME

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

:AWESOME:

(

Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

me too :/

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

HELL YEAH :)

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

I think he's better off.

Lawskis tend to be bottoms.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

haha, I sure hope so.

parachutecat's job satisfaction is low.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)

Well I find him delightful.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)

thank you my dear :)

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)

You are oh so very welcome.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)

Woooo!

*fetches tablet*

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

YES

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

OH YES PLEASE STOATY :D

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

haha

his eyebrows! :D

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

Mices is serious business.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

Haha I like :D

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)

he is singularly unimpressed :)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)

ahhhahhahah!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

That is ace..

he looks like a dad cat

(

juanking ...and then it fell off, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

go on then

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

doing it wrong

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

WOAH WOAH WOAH.

SOMEBODY DOESN'T DO KITTYSTUDIES.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

KILL IT

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)

it's a kitten

the best kind of kitten in fact

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)

Fluffeh tiem!

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

What a lovely pic

more kittens should carry miniguns.
And as per your request:

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)

Haha. Yes!

/ferret kitten

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

INCORRECT

BUT STILL AWESOME

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVE!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)

...

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)

YAY

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)

He cleans up litter in space.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)

curiously, the exact opposite of most cats' behaviour.

i.e. distributing litter throughout the greatest possible space

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)

Ah, but not many cats are called Clive.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)

I LOVE YOU CLIVE

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)

Yaaaay!!! :D

Click for bigger

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

Damn, you're really good.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)

HE IS TOO SCARED :C

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)

He's just seen a herring.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)

ACTION KITTY!

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)

VVRRRRMMMM

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

Righty ho.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

IT'S ALMOST A RABBIT

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)

Made from 100% cat parts.

The discarded pieces made this.

Recycling at work.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)

that's one motherfucking wiiiiiide cat

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)

Mimsy catrabbit is sleepy.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)

2HIT COMBO

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)

i'll roast this here then

(

doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!

pLEaSE.

(

sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)

I'm too scared to go near it

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)

IT'S IN THE TREES!

www.bergoiata.org/fe/monstres-cinema/monsters_csg304_night_of_the_demon.jpg

(

finnbar has officially retired, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)

Ta da.

(

sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

DD:

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)

UR DOIN IT WRONG!

hehehe

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)

heck yeah

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)

OH HELL YES :)

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)

these sketches is maek me sad now.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)

why do they make you frowntimes? :(

(

Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

because they were from life.

and now he's in ashes in a box.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

cats shouldn't be allowed to die. i vote for cat immortality.

(

Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

well, no.

to everything there is a season, &c.
He was a goodcat and we had goodtimes for a shortwhile.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

BUT THERE'S NO MOUTH!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)

hahaha you terrifying bastard

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)

haha

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)

:D:D:D:D:D

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)

Hahah Christ

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)

FUCKING YES :)

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)

The end of a hard day's work.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

JOLLYJACK IS THAT YOU

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

hahaha

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)

this ended up getting progressively more evil

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)

GAAOOAARRGH

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)

demon cat is body poppin'!

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

the devil's cat is awesome

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

thats weird why is the other cat hidden behind b3ta?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)

he's activated his stealth camo

HE WANTS THE CIGAR

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

fuck yes i was waiting for this one :D

(

Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

haha cats love cigars =)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

KITTEN TIME!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)

get in ma sammich talking dinner

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)

awwwwwwwwwww!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

I'll give it a shot...

I did it! It worked!

(Pelle ghola, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

i remember this one. he'm got the headcats.

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

What we're gonna right here is go back, way back, back into time, when the only people that existed were troglodytes.

(Pelle ghola, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

exceptional cattery

(

Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)

I absolutely love these :)

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)

this is ace

(

Funkster, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)

God I love these

and am jealous I cannot do anything nearly as good!

*edit*

(

..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)

hahaha

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)

I can't post a new picture

as I am adjusting my computer and shit

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

POST A NEW PICTURE

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)

I can't I have dismembered photosoup, and humiliated the scanner/printer

I would have to use paimt

or gimp

i will use gimp

and make a fucking oversized image :D

edit: I don't know how big this is, or even care
Broken cat is drawn with self controlling mouses

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)

PIG CAT

HE IS PARTIALLY PIG

(

Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

I thought it was a duck

pigduckat

can it be etc..

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)

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Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

toasty animated this

but I don't have a copy anywhere.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

i think i remember it

it was very wobbly and/or bouncy and relatively awesome.

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Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

Kittys and guns are cool

FACT
EDIT: apart from when they are late :(

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)

late, but still awesome :D

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Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

Thank you

I really must get some typing lessons

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)

Yes!

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Funkster, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)

fuhhhh

it's almost REAL :D

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Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

That's the freakiest thing i've ever seen.

It looks like a cat, but it's got the proportions and expression of a child wanting its mother to pick it up.

*shudder*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

I must admit,

it did turn out a hell of a lot freakier than I had hoped.

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Funkster, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

That is cute

but scary cute

I'd still have one in the house though :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)

If you really really wanted,

I could probably sort you out with a kit.

Fairly sure I kept the templates.

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Funkster, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

Thank you for the offer

but I think our kitty would kill it on sight
she is rather neurotic...

even for a cat

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

CATS!?

OLOLOL!

Does this ugly thing count?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)

Helloes

I'm over your way start of next month :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)

Good stuff :]

And goodnight, also.
*hugs*

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)

I HAS NO KITTY

BUT I LYKES YOURS LOL

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

u can has kittin

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)

is kittin :3

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Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

inappropriate attention seeking cat adventures

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

hahaha what

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Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

^this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

I hope I'm not too late

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)

Spy kitteh ftw!

Me007w!

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Rico, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)

ning all you splendiferous people of splendour

my sincerest appo-low-gees for the image

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

arf.

Made me smile anyways.

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)

*CLICK*

lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)

(hexy 1.0, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)

Yep.

It's true.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)

LIES.

SHUSH.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

Waffles are rubbish.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

hush

you're part veggie so your opinion doesn't count

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

Part-veggie!?

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)

i'm sure

i saw you saying something about willingly eating meat substitute recently

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

No idea.

I don't remember things *I've* said.
Kk's veggie, though, maybe it's rubbing off onto me. :/

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

yeh i know

i've already had words with that one

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

Hahahah!

That sounds really worrying.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)

Euphemism?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

NEVER

the waffles in Vulcan studios are what give my band its ROCK and its BLUES power

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

LIES

the cap'n'll be turning in his grave

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

I have never shit a waffle, except this one time in Wyoming.

True story.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

apart from those belgian ones

that they sell beneath the platforms at bristol temple meads. NYOM NYOM NYOM

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

now they ARE good.

Nearly fell over at BTM carrying a bike and a waffle whilst running for a train...

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

i keep meaning to try them

they do good coffee at that booth

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

I like the Birdseye potato ones.

They're waffly versatile!

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

Ah! The "waffles are shit" nebula

as shown by Sir P. Moore on the sky at night.

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

Patrick

would never utter such filth!!!!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)

I could have sworn it was still 8 o'clock

and i anticipated posting this 5 minutes later :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

poor old angry ghost...

just stop the clock!

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

Time is a liquid.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

does that mean if I drink beer i'll be...

IMMORTAL!?

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)

Mebbe

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

worth a shot!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

wibbly wobbly timey-wimey

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)

I've seen infinity, and it is viscous.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)

haha

this came to my mind as well.

time is mostly a nice friendly fluid, but it can be well....viscous

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

so time is like jelly?

what flavour?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

time is not constant...

...for anything stationary, time is fractionally slower then it would be if it was moving, due the wavelengths of light being slightly disrupted my the movement, therefore having to travel longer distances to get anywhere then it would if you were stationary

*gasp*

want a diagram?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)

i've never got this at all.

i love reading big physics stuff but i can't get my head around time as non-constant

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)

Depends if you're moving away from or towards the light source, doesn't it?

Also, it would affect perception of time rather than measurement of time.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)

a very good argument indeed

but if person A was on a platfrom, while person B was speeding past him on a train, time would be slower for person B. As the light bounces off the walls of the train, by the time it gets to the other wall, its moved slightly, meaning the light has further to travel, therefore "expanding" time...or as you state...the illusion of slowing time

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)

blair's legacy

CFB
(edit, added exclamation, fair point)

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

pfffft

subtle but nice

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

bit quick n dirty but it illustrated my point well

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

could do with a ! but hey

it's lovely as it is :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)

I've been trying to draw again

Any hints or tips?

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)

i was gonna say use pen + paper but you seem to have that down pat

nicely

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

Don't use lined paper.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

also this^

but ignore that v

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

Read down there v

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

get naked

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

thats brilliant advice

everyone works better nude

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

not eskimo

prostitutes

(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:32, archived)

Oh yeah

use more magenta.

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

Hint: Post more.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

no, draw more, and more, and more, until the results ARE WORTH POSTING

or just get a deviantart account lollololol

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

Owch.

You cunt :(

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

no seriously, keep on drawing.

it's the only way to get better.
However, don't go copying anime shit, or anybody else's style, for that matter.
Draw what you feel - draw from life.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)

are you an art teacher?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

can't be

art teachers want you to copy other people's styles

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

my art teachers were unemployed painters who smoked dope in the darkroom.

Sometimes they'd forget to show up to classes.

not that they didn't show me a thing or two.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

art teachers seem to like showing students their things

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)

ohhhh this is depressing.

This guy was one of my painting teachers, who got me over my very fussy, illustrative habits..
fifteen years ago he was doing these massive, aggro oil paintings but now he's doing piss-awful watercolours

www.julianhooper.com/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)

Why is b3ta so cuntish lately?

I don't get what's happening around here.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

I'm being constructive here.

when I was a kid I always had pen and paper out.. I even wanted to be a cartoonist

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

I wanted to be a cartoonist, too.

I used to be shit at it.
Looking at what my drawing skills are like now, that's fucking shocking.
/can't draw

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

I have many wasted talents.

CURSE YOU, DAY JOB

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

i think it's the 'until the results are worth posting' that has upset people

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

Yep.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

~~lately~~ its always been full of cunts

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

i may be a relative noob

but hasn't it always been? that's teh funovit :o)

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

B3ta has had a thing against deviantart users for as long as I can remember.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

And yet many many many b3tans use deviantART.

Classic b3ta hypocrisy.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)

and with the exception of foof and amoebaboy, they're shit.

SHAZAM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

Even me?

*cries*

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

you're improving.

: D

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)

I am glad.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

it's what makes b3ta b3ta.

We're lovely inside, but on the exterior we're gruff and bitchy.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

ARMADILLOS!

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

I'm gruff on the inside too.

That's what you get for living on carpet samples for 15 years.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

less lined paper

more shading...

....also the hat on the 2nd drawing is too shallow, it doesn't follow the flow of the skull

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

Were thinking that meself

And the lined paper thing is cause I got bored in Biology and that's all I had.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

you should start using the age old

circle oblong oblong method to get the right shapes then go over it with finer detail

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

I use a different method that I learnt from a book

can't describe it. Basically start off with an oval, and add some more basic lines. And for the frontal view, use a cross. Yeah.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

using your eyes will serve you better.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

yup thats the kinda style i was

trying to describe...

however...

www.b3ta.com/board/8307104

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

maybe his skull is that shape

maybe

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

perhaps....

...

i have nothing to come back to that

*weeps*

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

rape! it's the answer to everything!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

How are you so wise?

*fears*

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

comes from being a straight girl in brighton

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

the sexiest one here!

with bad tooth ache...bloody wisdom are hurtttttttttin.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

i (think) i only have one left to come through

and it's been a bastard recently, although is behaving itself at the moment

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

a the

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

well yeh

although i think i met another one on friday,

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)

oooer?

come and meet me. i'm fun.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

well she's my mate's missus

and she added me to facebook over the weekend and is in the brighton and hove network

what amused me is the fact that i've not got her boyfriend on facebook at the moment

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

what's 2 x 2 ?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

FACE RAPE

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/rapeman1.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

Get really drunk.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

Would if I could. No money.

/works at McDonalds blog.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

Then grab many nuggets, squeeze the juices into thine gullet.

Your gullet will thank you.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

I must have nicked

about 30 quids worth of nuggets from the store I work in. And free food for lunch. I gotta start losing weight.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

Drawing burns calories.

Not my words, Gandhi's

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

Gandhi was a fool!

and his drawings were shit. Stickmen!

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

draw things that exist, either real life, or from photos

figure out proportions
sketch the shape before adding final details
use a decent pencil on unlined paper
practise

and trust me on the sunscreen

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

I tried that once

and got bored. The thing is I don't have enough time either. I drew these when I got bored in a lesson, going through stuff I knew. All my spare time at home is spent working revising, or pissing about on here cause I am too tired to do anything else.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)

when i was bored at school

i'd spend my time drawing my desk, including my hand drawing the drawing of my desk

i'd draw other people in the class

i'd draw the woodgrain of the desk

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

Yeah. Well.

Ok. I'm really shit at drawing actual stuff. And seeing as I'm the scientist type, I don't think I'll get much better, which is why I like drawing fantasy stuff.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

hey!

just listen to Mictoboy - it's good advice, you have to work at anything you want to improve at.

*mothering ends*

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

I just don't like the idea of hard work :(

It's quite bad really.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

"seeing as I'm the scientist type" is meaningless shite. i've got a phd (in SCIENCE, BABY) and i'm still dicking around drawing shite pictures, and i believe i get a tiny bit better with each picture i draw. i'm still crap but i'm getting better with each one and i believe i'll end up actually being half-decent.

"drawing fantasy stuff" is a way of saying "i don't think i'll be good enough", which is just another way of giving up. do. not. give. up.

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boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

If you're trying to draw figures...

I highly *highly* suggest getting an artists reference book of nude figures. I got one off of amazon for about a tenner. Would link you but I can't find it.

I always struggle when drawing figures but the book I got is bloomin' marvellous! It really helps with the understanding of the shapes of the body and shading.

Also, practice, experiment and have fun.

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vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

^this

drawing things shouldn't be work, there's not much point learn to art unless you're having fun with it.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

I did have a book that explained how to draw

figures in fantasy type stylee. Which is what I like drawing. Fuck knows where I've left it.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

Before you can make figures anything, eg fantasy figures...

You've got to have an understanding of the body and how it looks.

I would recommend looking at real figures and poses to become familiar with bodies before you try to customise them into a genre.

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vix0r was not Matthew on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

i'm not an artist by any stretch of the imagination

but if you're looking to draw cartoons, i think the best thing to do is find a shape that you like drawing and start making that your style. my favourites on here for people drawings are happy toast and the we are the lemon, they have really distinctive styles and their characters are instantly identifiable

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

Ah this is just some random trying to draw well shit.

I have a distinct character set for me cartoons.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

I have trouble distinguishing the lemon from the Neville sometimes

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

different stomachs

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

aaaaaaaah right.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

Get one the those little posable wooden blokes.

Or failing that, sketch your basic body shape first and use that as a guide to the final piece.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

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