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# The song on the radio inspired me...
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom
smooth beaver
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Oh you cruel, cruel woman.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Ooooh I might listen to so Sade actually.
This is nicely done.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)
# pffft.
Silly.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Jenny Depp
Sorry it's so shit, I had to shave him and it all went downhill from there, hence the complete wussing out and curving it at the end.



Edit: and also the hair is shit, and I'm fucking following TOAST of all people. Arse. (Not you, Toast)

Saddest thing? This has taken me about 50 minutes. I'm using a laptop touchpad. My Manley one was far better.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)
# that's really creepy
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I think it might actually be Nemi.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:09, archived)
# or Esther de Groot
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Not a clue.
Could be a less mental Diamanda Galas.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I can state for the record that this is funnier than Nemi
:D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)
# :D it's pathetic, I know.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)
# sexy
for a bloke an all
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)
# It's YOU!
I was thinking of you as I made it, a bit. Wondering what you'd think.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)
# i think its not bad at all
he is the best, and i think looks lovely without hair
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)
# He's a very beautiful man.
But I only find him attractive in Pirates. Oh, and Dead Man a bit, but nobody's seen that so never mind.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Brown Cow
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Errrr... would?
*primes balls*

Nicely.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)
# *undercoats balls*
even nicelier. What colour gloss would you like?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Pink, please.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Grab head, lift and dip.
BEAUTIFUL.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)
# BE CAREFUL WITH MY HEAD.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Am I meant to be the one holding it?
Shouldn't you give me food first, or something?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Can't I just get you drunk? :(
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:27, archived)
# If you want me to vomit on you, yes, by all means.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Would you still touch me... *points* down there?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)
# With what?
Not my eye.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I like it.
*likes*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)
# bugger
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:04, archived)
# It get's slowly funnier the more you look at it....
do you perchance have a larger version I can desktop?

edit: lor, is quite tonight.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)
# no, I never keep source files
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Oops
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Arf!
In other news again, I just got a pizza delivered! ACES!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)
# :D
Very nicely done.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)
# that is fucking brilliant
i LOVE it!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:09, archived)
# That's SO AWESOME.
I'm pretty gay for this picture.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)
# That
Is a thing of beauty!

I like the work of the artist Gerald Coulson and this has hints of some of his style/work in it (to me anyway)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning


bindun?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Another one recovered from my desktop clearup.

Work is getting in the way of play right now.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Great stuff as usual :]
How are you?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)
# he clearly doesn't like you!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)
# CORR.
What do you do for work?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Freelance web developer and consultant.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Oohhhhh! Blimey, how cool.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)
# It almost sounds it, doesn't it.
Almost.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Aceness of the highest order as per normal, fella
Work's getting a bit to dominant in my little life as well!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Very nice :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I don't know where I was going with this

Evening all. How are you lot today?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)
# i don't think it matter where you were going
cos where you ended up is ace
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# You were heading in fantastical directions of wonder
That's where.

Woo!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# these get better and betterer
quite a style you have
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I dont care if you know where you were going with it, it is ACES!
Woo!

In other news, does anyone here listen to Dio?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Oh wow
It's been ages since I heard about them. Are they still around?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I dont know,
but Ive just stumbled across The Hits on Freeview and they are in the top 20 rock download charts with a song called Holy Diver.

They are a pisstake right?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Haha, you cunt.
It's a classic.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Really?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)
# OHHHHHH HOLY DIVERRRR.
You've been down too long in the midnight seaaaa. Oh what's becoming of meeee.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I was at Hammersmith for the Holy Diver tour
amazing
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)
# i can always spot one of your efforts before i see the name
*distinctive-five*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# ^ all of these
amazing as always.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)
# :D Thanks for the colouring fun
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Disco!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Awesome :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)
# :D
This is lovely!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Yay!
I likes this.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)
# My fave!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Awesome.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)
# put it on a t-shirt
quality stuff..
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Have a magazine to read - silently!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Pffffffft
Very good :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)
# In the words of Jonathan Ross
Wapid cosume change!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# His hat flew off in a rage
A rage of piss
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Weird riverghost fact
S.I.M. has the a truely terrible taste in shirts!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)
# He doesn't even wear shirts
He just shaves off all his body hair and draws them on with felt pens
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Hahaha
I work for him every year. He wears stupidly long technicolour baggy shirts:D
But it make up for it with him being a truely lully personage.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)
# can you do me a huge favour?
and ask him if its true that he has super powers, the power to turn any man gay?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)
# It is true:)
But he has a life partner sadly.
It always amazes me. He was a crew of people that do a fare for him every year. He always remember everyone's name, including mine and has this incredible interest in every person he talks to the whole day.
If fact he spends half the day carrying round someone's sproglet.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# PISS RAGE
that's some serious rage
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# I thought piss rage was then you drink 10 pints
go to the pub khazi, then wait 2 days before you piss 1ml of weewee!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I would be daunted by one of the Istari hovering behind me
especially with that firm rump of a staff
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)
# someone post the Gandalf's flying school thing
please?

wyh
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Hahaha
What a bastard
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Two-Scoops is looking 'grate'...
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# clicks
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)
# i would pay to see wolf falling down a 4 meter cheese grater
qwoo yay
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Oof
Nice :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Good ol' BJ.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# i love this man...

(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Is he a LEGERND?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Now now Charlie!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)
# *grumps*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)
# No he's a legume!
old bean
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# he's a LEGERAND
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# /heartily concur with Mr Brooker's assessment.
Hmm I just read that article. I know it's all coincidental, that me and Will Ferrell go through the same problem.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Ah, him
Ken made mince meat of this fool on question time last night

Actually he made mince meat of himself, being a bit of an idiot. Poor old Brian seemed to be a pale shadow to both
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Brian was like a kid that no one would listen to.
Boris is simply a buffoon, I really hope Ken wins.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)
# So long b3tabandits see you on Monday


Click for bigger (85KB)

smug gits son??^
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# "wiedersehen"
The third one currently seems to be saying "on being a pasture"

tra
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] ..prolly dun already
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# hehehe!
it's certainly the button i'll be hitting.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# hahaha
oh yes!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)
# evening sir !
how's things?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# not too bad at all squire!
/all cheques now received, inevitable blog bit to follow - when I get chance :)

Hope all is well with your good self?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# things OK
nothing from Nuts on Amnesty...
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# hmmm, certainly worth chasing up
Pete Cashmore has been very good at correspondence, and is dealing with b3tans quite well,
AND he got the 'Now' image thing sorted. Finally.

Also, I'm disappointed in the follwoing BBC story:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/7366914.stm
not ONE gag relating to 'It never stood up in Court'
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# still waiting on my cheque :(
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# nearly ning archie
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# and a fine nearly 'ning to you, too :)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# The worst thing about getting older is knowing the party that's going to get in this time is the party that were a bigger bunch of twats than the biggest bunch of twats we have this time
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I'd like to see this sentiment expressed in mime.
Failing that, English. ;D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# *gets skin tight dungerees and white face paint*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# RIS
help!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)
# bless.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
#
ugh.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Awwwwwwwww
:D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Haha kinky penguin smexzing.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# You design monsters for Doctor Who
aicmfp
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# also, dr who sound effects wallers are showing off on the beeb site.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# they guy doing the dalek voice is far, FAR scarier than the final cut voices that make it into the show.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# the world is truly a weird and fucked up place

How the hell is a penguin going to stay warm in a 2 mil wetsuit I ask you
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
Pengimp.
:D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Juliet Bravo! Juliet Bravo!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)
# End of day doodle.

(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# indeed it is
*imagines the havoc the static from the pole would wreak on her tail*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# PHROOOAAAWWWW
Someone's getting salty.
Give us a spin, hunny.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Also: boobies.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# GOTS YOUR POSTER
it's fab and on my wall. Love you :3
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# i'd don't like chloe much usually, but this is most PHWOAR! worthy.
still lacks in nurses though.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
#
Behold! I will colour this with my Wacom. I will whip up a masterpiece.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# pfft
She hasn't even shaved, the shoddy cow!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# have a fun weekend b3ta
and i'll see you all in a week when i get back for spain.

have a headless man before i go.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Have a goodun sir

hmmmmmm...needs iconifying

hahahaha...maybe not...the more I look at it the more it reminds me of Mick Hucknall
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# why thank you mr. thor.
i shall be travelling to birmingham this weekend, where i shall drink and consume bacons and battenberg cake.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# that sounds like a splendi use of time
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# it is the only correct use of time.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Woo!
Have a great time :]
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# *has*
Have a good one!

& bye all!

*waves*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Have a lovely time!
Ugh, working till 8 again.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *points at Wow*
*laughs without sympathy*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Git.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Yes oh yes YES OOOOOOOOOOOOO YES
yes yes yes yes yes yes YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
oh yes OH YES YESYES OH YeeeeeeeeeeSsssss
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# you seem to have your rampant rabbit set on high
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# pleb
I was doing opera
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# have a good'un
/advises drug squad
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# That's no headless man!
That's rob with dreads!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# someone earlier was asking for seams
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Ah the memories
This one was so good I kept it...wish I could remember who did it.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Well it's not quite off the bottom of the board, but what the hey!
but what the hey!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)
# this is one of my fave
seams horses
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)
# i need to make a seams horse
not now though, off to spend the evening with the nicest lesbians i know :D

bye b3ta!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Why thankee
made this very lunchtiem!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Is this the mightiest seamshorse ever?
Look at the size of the damn thing!!!111oneoneeleventy
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)
# A Trojan Seamshorse
best of all the poorly photoshopped tactical ruses
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# There are few things that make me smile more than a good seamshorse
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# LOL
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# he has a lucky rabbits foot
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Not very lucky for the rabbit.
Imagine having a giant John Wayne's armoured foot thrust up your bottom.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *stumbles in pissed*


:D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I know that Girama.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha
needs more optimization!

:)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Hm?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Ham?
*shrugs*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# That's not a girama
It's a giralpaca.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# hahahaha1
most splendid.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)
# This is the good stuff alright ;)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I like Zoltan, the Hound of Darcula's little legs & body
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Zombie peach


Click for bigger (183KB)


Wooo finally done the 2nd in my zombie characters series.

ooo and i even made Kotaku kotaku.com/383914/peach-samus-return-to-feast-upon-the-living cept they posed a WIP shot of Zombie peach!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)
# time of the month?
most woosome btw.

At what? just in case
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Not just me then:P
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Your time of the month too?
Poor lass.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Oh yes :D
She has half the flesh from her hip missing cept most of it is covered by her dress, it does looks a bit dodgy though :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I have a feeling I'd get spanged hard by lady b3tards for asking
If it's her time on month:D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Not before you get mindpiss'd
:D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I'd spang you
And BHW

But I honestly can't be bothered
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I don't know whether to feel relieved or mildly insulted...
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I find the common use of 'spanging' hilarious now
considering it was initially used on b3ta as a term for female masturbation
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
#




really?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)
# ^ Absolutely
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Before that it was Vic and Bob with a frying pan!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# brilliant!
*thumbs*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Just how hi can this cock of large rum go
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# 20 mill
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)
# cheque ok?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)
# oh I meant millimetres
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)
# *cancels cheque*
*passes micrometer*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!
I was complimenting your wonderful vector animations yesterday but someone told me off and said they were rotoscoping and not vectors. Please could you help resolve this terrible state of affairs?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)
# they're vectors
sometimes I rotoscope, sometimes I don't my old ones are classic vectors, that's a classic vector, my more recent or line art type ones are drawn in flash which is a vector package thus technically a vector program but they're drawn so probably not considered all that vectory

but to improve your argument, all of my animations are vectors.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# special brawl characters?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Amazing!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# WOO!
they are fucking excellent

(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I saw that on Kotaku earlier
you post on 4Chan before posting here?

*loses brownie points*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)
# you look at other websites?
you cheating swine, i want a divorce.

*applies to court for half of toastys nuts winnings*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Samus was posted on /ic/...
..and b3ta on the same time, a wip image of peach was in the same thread as well.

I'd rather not spam b3ta full of WIP images.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# these are stunning!!
woo! :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Very nice!
Woo!

*is not a baker but shares the same affliction of living in Essex*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Capital!
How long did it take? Well impressed here *click*
=D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# .
About 1 day and a bit, I didnt work on it for 2 days because I couldnt be arsed
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# yay, i'm getting better at this
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# at what? getting girls to let you draw them? :D
nice one
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)
# TJ! Someone just reminded me, any more for anymore?
any more for anymore?

EDIT: Also please gaz me to let me know if you're going to the BBQ and also if you have any eating disorders such as vegetarianism.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)
# you're letting
vegetables in?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)
# It's a B3ta Bash. That's a given.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)
# are they shot on sight
/never mad a bash blog
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# No
They're given a shot on site!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# hmm
i dunno, still looks like you're accepting their way of life
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# i'm bulimic
same type as mr prescott so order more pies.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)
# why, i can't taste the difference between
beef dripping and new lite beef dripping.

*looks to camera*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I'm a veggie.
I should be there in the afternoon if I can find it.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)
# i'd be their apart from being geographically challenged at that point in time
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)
# At what?
Drinking gay cocktails?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)
# What the fuck is a gay cocktail?
Full of poppers and spunk I expect.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# At what?
Finding people with DNA fior hair?

;-)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# At what?
making mint juleps?

Did I mention that's reet good btw?

(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Quick!
Edit your reply to start with 'At what?'
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)
# it's too late
it's all ruined now.

RUINED!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# wtfayboa?
*whistles innocently*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# It's ruined,
and because of that, so is my entire weekend. :(
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# dammit, my life isn't worth living now.
it's in RUINS.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Aw that's it.
GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!

It's not even like I did anything too brown or owt :(
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)
# now you've started spouting nonsense!
Where will it all end I ask you?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)
# tears...it's always tears I tell you




OR
somebody's eye will be out
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)
# or having someone's eye out
well, don't come crying to me.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Woo and Yay for entirely predictable mindpiss
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)
# After extensive rummaging...
If Game Over and Too Brown' is nonsense, then you need this thread in your life. 100% horse free...

www.b3ta.com/board/7663181
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)
# At what?
At what?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# at what?!
at tracing!
got a tablet the other day!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)
# *checks recent posts*
CDC present and correct. Good man.

(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Oohhh, cooo'.
I can't use my tablet at the moment. RAGE.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Anybody that drinks blue alcoholic drinks is ghey
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# 100% fact
100% margin of error?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
#
ghey
pikey chav
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)
# i got that duty free blue Curaçao you asked me for btw
i'll bring to the bash with me.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)
#
sssssh you *passes £10
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Look what I found outside, a bee



A USBee

(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Arrrggghhh!!!!
Sting fly!
:D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# GRAND :D
Have a late lamented routemaster...
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# That's no USBee!
Where are its stripes? And stars?

lovely though :)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Needs more "United States"
wait, did I just say that?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# you're monkdagola, not mofaha
try not to get yourself confused
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# yay! ^_^
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
# and \o/
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I've got a bastard behind my eyes...


(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# haha
there there, clicky.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I also have a headache ...
but mine's a hangover

work sux even more when you're hungover :(

edit - sorry - woo yay
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Mine's a result of not drinking anything since 8.30 this morning.
I'm too lazy to go downstairs and get a glass of something...

Edit: My breath would kill a horse!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# this is frightening on several levels!
Mummy probably did too much of this when he was a wean:

(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Crikey!
I'll have to warn Mrs Mole not to do that to our new baby...
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# women think their brain parasites are the fault of their children
and take it out on them

(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# i love a good throbbing head i do
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# WORNG!
It's clearly a vibrating tumor!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Hopefully I'll feel like this tomorrow...
IT'S PUB O'CLOCK!!!!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

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