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the phrase "Be a better monster" has been swimming through my head all morning

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

be all the monster you can be!

woo!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

*trashes Universal studios*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

yay!

don't forget to kill rosie o'donnell!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

I must not damage the virgins

I must not damage the virgins
I must not damage the virgins
I must not damage the virgins
I must not damage the virgins
I must not damage the virgins
I must not damage the virgins
I must not damage the virgins
I must not damage the virgins
I must not damage the virgins

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

.......................do it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

*damages the virgins*

oops :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

This is my fave pic you have done yet!

Woo!

How do Tommy?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

it is? *burns hard drive*

i'm still ill at the moment. and trying to work up the courage to go down to my department to go do some hebrew translations that need to be done for yesterday...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

What a schlep ;)

And yes, it is :)

What's wrong with you illness wise then? By the way, I don't suppose you wanna rapidshare Sleep is for the Week to me do ya?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

i'll do it when i get home if you don't mind? i really should be going :(

stupid school work. my fucking filthy kitchen tried to poison me.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

Nah thats not a problem at all!

I think I'm in serious danger of over playing Love Ire and Song is all :)

I got a note through the door this morning that my 3rd Randomburn CD has arrived. But I was at the shop when they tried to deliver it, and now I have to pay £1.06 to get it! Which isnt much money at all, I know, but that is made up of 6p of unpaid postage and £1 handling fee! What a piss take!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

i got the same with one of them 15p unpaid package

£1 handling fee. bassards.

right i'm off to go translate the fuck out of this hebrew

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

Have fun!

My hebrew isnt what it used to be....

I've not worked with my Israeli boss for too long now....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

Be a beer monster!

top pic.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

*carries on drinking*

Is it too early to have started on the beer?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

It's never too early.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

Ok.

I was just getting a bit worried as I bumped into a mate on the way to the shop and she sounded shocked that I was going to get beer at 11 in the morning. But fuck it! I'm trying to write an album so I need artistic fuel ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

Little Richard? Never heard of him...

previously

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..wil, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

Christ O' Blimey O_O

kill it with wallpaper

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

*hides behind sofa*

tell me when it's gone!

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

It's gone

may contain lies

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

*emerges*

GAH!
*re-hides and plots revenge*

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

Gotcha!

No really it's gone this time
Pffft

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

Sweet gibbering Jesus

take it away!!!

On second thoughts no -

KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

sweet shuddering fuck!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

Jesus, is that a Little Richards plastic doll head?

Freaky looking stuff.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

Amy winehouse over done it on the sun bed?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

Explosion in a chocolate-fondue factory

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

never rim when your partners had a ruby!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww

that's just nasty.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

but you must admit

It is good advice

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

indeed.

here's some more: never lick a beehive

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

Oh very good

how about a goose can break your arm so keep away from geese.
do you know anyone this has ever happened to?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

althought i was once chased around lake windemere by a goose. fucked if i was giving it my wafer!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

a geese once bit my sister

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

My bro once had his wrist broken by a Swan....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

really?

or is this the set-up for a pun?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

No, not at all.

He stumbled a bit too close to a nest I believe and the mother attacked him :) Broke his wrist innit :)

Have a pic of the loveliest swan I have ever met in my life :)

i34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/mcomme/Switzerland/Lausanne/MichaelsPics114.jpg

She let me sit right next to her in the Marina in Lausanne and she was lovely :D But then again, I would be pretty damn calm and happy if I lived here :)

i34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/mcomme/Switzerland/Lausanne/MichaelsPics119.jpg

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

that's a stunning pic.

i just have an inherent dislike of the french, having met many of them, but never a nice one.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

The Swiss are actually awesome!

I thought they would be very French like, but theyre not. They are really unique! They seem to have taken on all the best characteristics of the French, Germans, Italians and Swiss naturals. It is officially my favourite place in the world now!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

i may have to visit there one day

but first, i must learn to drive(yeah, right!) and do the nurburgring in a bugatti veyron or, failing that, a lamborghini diabolo

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You are Jeremy Clarkson ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

It is indeed!

I thought it would make a good mask for this unknown and definitely not litigious subject in the source picture.

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..wil, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

*websherrifs*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

fiery hammers, quick!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

Jesus O'Malley!

Also, has someone recently posted a randomburn cd to me? If so, I'm gonna kick you in the knackers and if you are a girl, I will punch you in the ovaries!

Fucking Royal Mail!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

this be wrong

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

Hahahaa

www.b3tards.com/u/3baec04fb1b0be6e2d31/dolphin.gif

Couldn't find the optimised version anywhere.

:(

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

I love that :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

Mutant Couple

Couldn't resist...

(sHo0sH, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:56, archived)

mutant redex?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:57, archived)

Dead link, sah.

However, "Results are achieved through a careful understanding of a client's needs and objectives, matched with expert knowledge of the target media: who they are, what they want, when they want it and how."

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

Translation:

I have no idea what the client wants. However I will leave it to you to make a wild guess, and reserve the right to berate you mercilessly in the event of everything going tits up.

Best regards

Your Manager

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

"Can you make it a bit more blue?"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

It's too brown

...etc

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

Prostitutes have clients.

Businesses have customers! :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

arf! Look at the little fella!

Talking of mutant couples...

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

*antici.....

....pates*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't cha, don't cha

(duff-paddy, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

TEEFS!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

slow down there, Trigger

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

hell, no!

welcome, new person. there's no need to post everything at once, relax and take your time.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

ok, I'm kicking back now.......

hey, now worries - I only had two for this morning anyway :)

(duff-paddy, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

you'll find you get more response

from less frequent posting. your pics are very good, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

shopped pics only please

Mornin Mrs Monkey

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

morning, mr. strokes

how goes it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

"it" goes well occasionally

When "it" gets the chance.

Tidies the house for mumsie yet?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

nope.

she be in spain this week. i'm going to tidy round a bit later, it doesn't need much doing.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:10, archived)

Bloody mumsie!

Could have taken you with her!
I hope she plans to buy you a big prezzie
and some vodka

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

she's taken 2 of my nieces with her. and my dad, of course.

they don't bother with presents any more, they go far too often for that. she did promise to pick me up a new pair of rubber spiked earrings, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

can't you get her to buy rubber spiked underwear?

You get more use out of it?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

nah

i don't want to get mistaken for rik mayall

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

Why wouldnt you want to be mistaken for

Flashheart?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

I'VE GOT A PLAN AND IT'S AS HOT AS MY PANTS!

AHAHAHA!

flasheart is great, but mayall is getting old and doughy now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

You are a vicious liar!

Him and Ade will be forever young!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:42, archived)

hey paddy

welcome! make sure you know the faq off by heart, lest you be bummed by a nazi.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

Heh, re-reading it now.

....and again......and again....and again....

(duff-paddy, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

*pats*

good noob!
hahaha, you'll fit in fine. Nice piccies too, btw.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:34, archived)

chris transvestite D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

This is so fucking wrong, I don't even know where to begin.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:53, archived)

hehehehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

fuck, that's reminding me of that Jonathan King freakshow on /links

and Worzel Gummidge

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

havent seen the jonathan king thing

but def worzel gummidge :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:05, archived)

He posts on b3ta now

he was dressed up as Oscar Wilde singing that there was "nothing wrong with buggering boys". Controversy ensued.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

i read that in the newsletter

but i didnt watch it :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

Aunt Sally!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 10:56, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:05, archived)

I love this

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:57, archived)

hehehe

cheers :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:05, archived)

Justin Lee Carr

So I was trying to think what the face of comedy might look like if all teh funneh had been sucked out of the universe, and this is the mutant/hybrid I came up with.

(duff-paddy, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

he looks like sean connery

in a wig

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

i think thats ace!

woo! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

Whoah!

Nice shoppage.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

"One fackin' lurvs Ibeefa, one does!"

CFB

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

hahah this is entirely rightly wrong on many levels of good

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

Cheers!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

20th May - Brine

(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:45, archived)

WOO!

Brine, out salty misunderstood friend.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:45, archived)

briny

I heard the droning in the shrine of the sea-monkey

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:46, archived)

that's awesome :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:46, archived)

The fish are alright!

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:46, archived)

thats brilliant

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

woo

brill as always! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

it will be powered by brine

BECAUSE THE DOLPHINS WILL HAVE TAKEN OVER, YOU FOOL! RUN! RUN TO DRY PLACES!
*foams*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

*Stockpiles Hotdog Sausages*

Nice pic.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

i will never eat hot dogs again

i've seen how they're made :x

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

I will never eat fried mushrooms

But you really don't want to know why
no.
You really don't

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:10, archived)

no, i don't.

i really like fried mushrooms.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

If I told you why I don't like them you'd change your mind

On the other hand went to a Tuna factory in Chile once.

Never eat tuna flakes, you wouldn't beleive how they are made.

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

as i had tuna mayo sammidges yesterday

i don't wish to know :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

Time I did some real work

Be good, tidy your rooms and don't fight while I'm out

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

'bye bye!

*makes a hideous mess*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

Phwoar!!!

I bet that tastes salty!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

this is awesome!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

suspended in brine ladies and gentelmen, its as simple as that !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

BLAAAAAAAAARRB! BLAAAAAAAAARRB!

Shitting Crikey! I've given meself the fear!

another for Mr. Box
PreviousBLAAAAAAAAARRB!
She's the queen of BLAAAAAAAAARRB!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:36, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

ooops....

*puts undercrackers in the washing machine*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8372918

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:37, archived)

Arrrgh!

It's quite the scary morning on here.

These are all ace Dave.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 10:38, archived)

Hehehehehehehe

This one's excellent!

:)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:39, archived)

hahahaa

wooo! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

she's pissed herself!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

hello bees

not seen you round these parts in a while.

hows you doing?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:45, archived)

canny thanks

plenty work and stuff so only pop in now and again.
Ting irie in thorworld?

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:46, archived)

splendid

and the alter-ego, still being sexy and what not?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

youknowsit

can't beat getting out and about and in amongst 'em dressed like a massive fucking pervert! :D

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:56, archived)

Hooray!

i would, but i fear i don't have the legs for it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

*clicks hard*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

she's not the only one

;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

you'll mess up the hall again!

and it's only just been decorated!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

*cleans damp rug*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

^Clicks^

She's making me want to go now!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

Shopped images etc.

Hahaha!

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:44, archived)

Hahahaha

you genius, you!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:44, archived)

cheers

and allll done in Paint
honest!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:46, archived)

Which makes these all the more impressive

Wish I could do that! :D

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

well . . .

all you need is Paint and a couple of hours . . .
hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

I keep on

promising to myself that I would take a few hours out and try and do something...

...then some bastard usually arrives at my desk with more work :(

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

Braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:44, archived)

HOLY FUCKING HELL

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:53, archived)

hahaha

I knew she reminded me of someone!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:56, archived)

haahahahahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:44, archived)

hahaha jesus

that's quite a gob she's got on her

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:44, archived)

yes, I had to shrink it to fit

I had to shrink it to fitrather optimistically into 280px
hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:45, archived)

arf

she really is objectionable

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:45, archived)

BLAAAAAAAAARRB!

I can't stop watching it

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

Just don't get too close!

You'll fall in!
hehehehe! 'ning you!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

now THIS is your best work to date. top hole.

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

Hahaha !

This is fab !

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rabbitz, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

I missed this and it was dedicated to me and everything!

fortunately I was pointed in the right direction.

Her mouth should be rectangular, but otherwise another entertaining BLARB!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

tarrant

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:32, archived)

Quality headwound you got there Chris

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:33, archived)

he idolises you

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:34, archived)

shopped pics...

...oh, why bother.

well done ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:34, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:34, archived)

Oh shit, this reminds me of a newsreader I can't remember the name of. Very nicely done.

Ning all, I am all of the sick due to stupid, stupid milk. Either that or my coffee's sentient, breeding and angry with me. So I'm having my ten minutes break here rather than out there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:35, archived)

poor fae!

*hugs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:36, archived)

*makes big ol' sad face*

I'm really very good at this being pathetic lark.

Shut up, Jeru.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

Really?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

Intensely.

Spoilt miss. My mum (on the phone) got called mummy this morning, always a sure sign that poor ickle Faebell isn't feeling up to scratch.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

Awww! It makes us all care very muc...

OOH! Look! a pigeon!
hee hee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

LEAVE IT ALONE.

Remember the last time? With the little jumper? And then they all pooed?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

eh? what?

*spits feather out*

It's gone now
Mmmmm!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

me too

when i dislocated my hip at easter, i was feeling sorry for myself even after it stopped hurting ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:42, archived)

Aua, though.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

just noticed your sig

i love that song!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

It's my default setting.

If I haven't got a song stuck in my head, I have Take it Easy stuck in my head.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

i'm still stuck with mr. blue sky

but dream a little dream of me and a whiter shade of pale are starting to give it a run for its money

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

Proxy insult?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

I did it for you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

Awww, you became pathetic just for me.

Although I doubt it was exactly far to go.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:53, archived)

Not exactly a stretch.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

Sandy Mitchel?

It was Sandy, anyhoo.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 10:37, archived)

Toksvig?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

Nah, he wasn't a lesbian.

Google tells me it's Sandy Gall.
He's even in Wiki!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 10:45, archived)

Sandi Toksvig is a lesbian?

Oooooooooooh.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

...

that makes my wanking fantasy even better...

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

Moira Stewart?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:38, archived)

I'll Moira Stewart you in a minute.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:39, archived)

*hugs*

come over to the ill corner, we have lemsip and cold rice.

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:38, archived)

Ohhhhhhhhhh why did you mention rice?

That didn't help at all!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:39, archived)

:( sorry i find cold rice helps an achey tummy

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

Oh this isn't achy, just really, really sick.

That feeling just before you vom? I've felt like that since half 8.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:42, archived)

you poor thing, i trust you've had plenty of hot water?

thats quite good for settling nausea

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:44, archived)

I can't stomach it..

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

drink warm water with a tablespoonful of salt in it.

that'll make you vom and you'll feel better.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:44, archived)

I've already vomited once.

I felt better for a few seconds.

Bleurgh, I'm honestly just being pathetic I think.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:46, archived)

i have great difficulty throwing up

even when i am sick. my stomach is too strong for such quick chunk-release.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

poor you

:( gives severed head as a ash tray! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

*dusts off head*

*attaches to rope*

Now I've got something to swing at knobends having a fight outside my house at THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

well think your self lucky

i had twats beeping their horns all fucking weekend - fucking stupid football wankers!! :)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:42, archived)

Oh I get that too.

But less so...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:44, archived)

it was because

portsmouth won something or another!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

ONLY THE FUCKING FA CUP

THE FUCKING FA CUP

IT'S A CUP

FOR SOMETHING

SERIOUS BUSINESS

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

its big

its silver
it shouldnt keep me awake all fucking night

stupid fucking football loving twunts!! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

oh dear poor you

have a cake

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

Pepto bismol cake?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

fizzy cake!

actually, peppermint tea with a bit of ginger in it

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

Oh that'd be lovely.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:53, archived)

...

(

The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:44, archived)

That's bloody amazing.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

I recognise those two

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

i like the cut of your jig.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

I is fuelled by rum and cake today

and tea

(

The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

i am fuelled by tea and toats

as a matter of fact...
*buggers off to make a cuppa*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

Awww

'ning capt'n

:)

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:46, archived)

Hiya dude

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

*strokes tummy gently in clockwise motions*

Poor Cappy :(

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

bet you can't pat your

head at the same time
hee hee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

That sounds like a CHALLENGE, SAH!

*whapps glove across face*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

*snuggles* I need a big strong man to come and look after me.

*pats knee*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

*sits*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

Best teddy ever.

And with that, I must return to my grindstone. Possibly vomit on it. SEXY RESULTS, let me tell you.

*hug* bye all...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:53, archived)

Nicholas Witchell?

(

Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

He's melting!

Woo Mr Rev.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 10:36, archived)

hehehe

someone threw water over him! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

Hahahaha!

Or as he's known in Japan . . . Rackof Tarrant
Brill!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:37, archived)

hahaha

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:42, archived)

Looking good Chris!

Nicely.

:D

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

yay

ta sir!! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

haha he looks fluffy :D

I was just doing some googling and found this:

www.pixelsurgeon.com/interviews/images/interview/rev_sore.jpg

Absolutely horrifying. It's utterly brilliant :)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:46, archived)

that was in an interview i did

for pixelsurgeon :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

Oh My

That sure is creepy, does it play the Banjo out them thar hills Billy?

(

Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

squeal piggy

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

Silly Nana

but I'll have a few slices of Ms B to be getting on with

(

The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:03, archived)

I'm worried about the cream filling

(

Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:05, archived)

Beckinsale sauce?

best of all the saucy sauces

(

The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:10, archived)

Smells a bit funny though

(

Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:18, archived)

just wait

till she serves the trifle

(

The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

that'll be the cheese

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:23, archived)

ugh

my flatmate has cheese in the fridge that smells like death. Bad death. Fucking europeans and their fucking cheeses.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:25, archived)

please keep in mind

that the UK is a part of Europe. thank you.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:27, archived)

pfft

good one.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:28, archived)

No it is not.

Europe is full of Johnny getting into scrapes and needing to be rescued.

The UK is an independent country built on the ideas of freedom, equality, and run by the rules of fair play.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:29, archived)

hahaha

you work for the BBC

AICMFE

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:30, archived)

Which UK is this again?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:31, archived)

don't forget

that all Eastern Europeans speak heavily accented broken english, and that Swe-dun is entirely populated by tall blonde women.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:34, archived)

what's wrong with a bit of cheddar?

some of the cheeses i've seen in france and spain are just rank, sweaty and oozing. a bit of cheddar and ploughman's pickle does the job nicely.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:28, archived)

exactly

I've managed to track down a bit of cheddar here, and there's even HP, so I've been very happy the last few months. There aren't any pies or bridies /pasties here though, which is heartbreaking.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:30, archived)

you'd think the Germans would love that sort of thing

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:31, archived)

yes

one would have thought so, but it just doesnt seem the done thing.

When I feel like eating a pasty, the best I can managed is Salmon en croute. Which is nice, but it's still not a pasty.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:36, archived)

open a shop and sell them

let brits living there(or just visiting) eat proper british food!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:31, archived)

it is a good idea with much potential

I will be sure to credit you by naming a pie after you.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:39, archived)

0_0

i am pie-worthy?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

yes. I think it would sell well.

"Smash Monkey Pie" - Scotch pie crust, filled with Smash^TM and monkey meats.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:46, archived)

sir, you flatter me.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

yer

brie and camembert are vile

but then they do have Roquefort, which is lovely

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:32, archived)

i'm actually

partial to a bit of edam myself, but not too often.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:33, archived)

edam is nice

I go for Emmental and Y Fenni over anything else

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:34, archived)

i'm not a great lover of cheese

cheddar, red leicestewr and the odd bit of edam is usually my limit.
pizza cheese doesn't count.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:38, archived)

Brie's lush, you fool.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:36, archived)

^ This

with great, gorgeous, lesbians on top!

(

Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

ah come on now, it's like glue that stinks of unwashed cock

although this is probably not an image you want to contemplate in your current condition

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:44, archived)

ugh

mozzarella or deep-fried camembert ftw!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

yes

she's one of the main reasons I like that Van Helsing film

edit: I looked it up on imdb - plot keywords are Monster As Victim | No Title At Beginning | Shirtless Male Bondage | Absinthe | Arm Amputation

eh?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:09, archived)

I'm rather partial to the brides of dracula

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 10:11, archived)

I like the one where you get the gratuitous long-shot from behind

When she's wearing the all-leather jumpsuit and fights ... something or other. To be honest I don't remember much else about the fillum.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:12, archived)

yeah

Lena Headey in The Brothers Grimm does it for me too

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:16, archived)

searches

agrees

(

The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:21, archived)

one of my mates admitted to wanking over the princess(?)

from Dark Crystal... *shudders*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:27, archived)

kira? the one with the wings?

that's just wrong.

btw, she's not a princess, just the last female of her species.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:30, archived)

that's the one

I've not seen it for a while, and even then I didn't watch it all because it made me feel uneasy, I think it was the thought of my big mate wanking over kira.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:32, archived)

i've got it on video

it's a bit creepy, but i love it.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

In that situation

surely you can give yourself any title you want?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:32, archived)

yes.

*orders machine gun and crown*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

yikes

one of my girlfriend's friends once admitted to 'having a crush on Dogtanian'

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:31, archived)

hahaha!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

underworld

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:25, archived)

Whatever.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:29, archived)

~~one of the main reasons I~~ the only reason to

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:18, archived)

heheh

the other reason is the bit with the village in the snow

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:19, archived)

...and the oh-so-plausible repeating crossbow

*suspends disbelief* actually I quite like the movie it just seemed like an ideal oopportunity for a gratuitous strikethrough response!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

hey! never knock a crossbow!

they're my favourite weapon as a trebuchet doesn't count.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:26, archived)

ballista ftw!

/Detritus

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:29, archived)

*hugs*

the piecemaker is simply the finest weapon ever

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:32, archived)

hahahaha!

i'd love to get my hands on Detritus' piecemaker!

EDIT: mindpiss

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:32, archived)

a trebuchet is just the thing when your sofa wont fit up the stairs

(

The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:32, archived)

now that's a quality piece of furniture slinging!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

Is that The Hulk's family?

mornin' all

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 10:17, archived)

'ning stan.

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:18, archived)

hmmmm

just a small slice off the top, then.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:19, archived)

Gordon Brown

The mouthpiece is a little loose, but otherwise you'd never guess.

..perhaps not classed as a "celebrity"? ;[ meh. still mutant-like.

(StreetSpirit, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:54, archived)

woo

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:56, archived)

everything you do haunts my dreams.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:58, archived)

hahaha

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:13, archived)

Argh! Lizardmen!

DAVID ICKE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:57, archived)

what, it was never a penalty?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:00, archived)

it wasnt a penalty

but the ref was a lizardman, and... [rambling wacko theory on national tv]

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:03, archived)

hahaha!

*shifty eyes*

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:05, archived)

Quality!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

aww poor Gordon

when he said he was going to listen to the people, we didn't realise he meant this: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7409593.stm

how silly we are

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:59, archived)

That's rather worrying

O_@

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:02, archived)

Oh, excellent satirical association there sir

Express it in a well thought out and well done photoshop and you can have BBD's job.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:07, archived)

heheh

this is exactly the sort of image I would rush and it would be bollocks

I will stick to sepiatone chimeras

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:11, archived)

MooTayShun!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

fuck, I wouldn't know which to kill first

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:02, archived)

The one in the middle.

Heem veeeeeeery thmall.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:03, archived)

very nice.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

Excellent!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

He looks better without the mask

(

Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

Chimp, chimp, charee.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:52, archived)

*glees*

I bet he plays air guitar on that!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:53, archived)

He rams it up chimneys.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:54, archived)

his dirty rod?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

WITCH!

(

Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

I'll just drop this here if you don't mind

*now with 100% fewer typos
my site

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:44, archived)

pfft

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:44, archived)

Pffft

Nicely done!

*click*

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:45, archived)

haha :)

Although spider plants are nasty, dusty little things

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:47, archived)

bad grammar

plants can't do paperwork

I like your other cartoons a lot. :D

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:48, archived)

Well...

I liked this.
I thought it was funny.
And even have a coffee snort dribble down my top to prove it.

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 20 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

Hahaha

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:56, archived)

that is gold

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:15, archived)

Spider Plant

Spider Plant
Can he fly? No he can't
Can he swing from a thread?
No he can't, he's a Ned
Hey there, here comes the Spider Plant!

(

Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

Hmm.....

(

monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:43, archived)

umm

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:45, archived)

He/she's been here for 10 months

and can now GET TAE FUCK!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:18, archived)

You seem to be misunderstanding how this message board functions.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:46, archived)

WALCUM TO DUH ANTIRNUTZ

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:47, archived)

hyuk

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:49, archived)

pfft

that took toooo long.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:54, archived)

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:03, archived)

hahaha

wonderful.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:07, archived)

are you taking the fucking piss?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:47, archived)

get your invoice-o-matic ready sir

you're in NUTS this week :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:49, archived)

hurrah?

still waiting for the last bloody cheque!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

cheque

ning

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:53, archived)

check

brain not work gud..sleep me not well :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:54, archived)

chook

Edit: you'd sleep better if you weren't so full of hate. :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:54, archived)

not my fault you team..etc

can't wait for thursday :/

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:59, archived)

hmm

I don't know what will happen on thursday. I'm fairly sure that no matter what happens, I will be shitting myself... I'm glad you've got Utd and we've got Calderwood and Nicholl.

Could you start the conspiracy fans please!?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:02, archived)

haha yea Craig Levein is 'resting' his captain due to him having too many cards

and he doesn't want him to miss the start of the season :D

*cough*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:07, archived)

O_O

*calls Kevin Costner*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:10, archived)

they can take up to 4 weeks apparently

/also waiting :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:53, archived)

who won best of spam?

I'll buy it at lunchtime

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:56, archived)

I'm not sure, I didn't buy it

yours was the transfarmers pic

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:05, archived)

yay..that's the one :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

I've got two that they are currently earning interest on...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

Nice one, look how many people have stolen your idea;

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&safe=off&resnum=0&q=CAT%20MELON&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:47, archived)

OMGZ!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:49, archived)

Someone's gonna git sued fo sho.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:50, archived)

hahahah!

the seventh result! WHAT?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:52, archived)

Bugger me!

They were quick nicking that idea weren't they?

...

Oh, now I get it!

Lousy new interwebs noobz posting other people's stuff that I've seen before. **raises spanging shovel**

(Vega31, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:54, archived)

What have you changed?

Something looks a little different but can't work out what.... maybe it's just my eyes

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:48, archived)

it is your eyes, ya toerag

waft some of the smoke away and you'll see it's shit cat meme. :D

also, ning

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:50, archived)

*wafts*

oh yes, silly me.

Alright chap?

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

yes

fucking tired though. It's sunny so i think it may be nicotime soon.

How you doing yourself?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:52, archived)

Much the same mate,

tired and craving something close to nicotine.

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:57, archived)

Welcome to the Internet.

Chapter 1: Cat in a Melon hat

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:48, archived)

I thought it was a lime...

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

you fail at life

please cut off your testicles.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:52, archived)

this is obviously your first time at the interweb

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:52, archived)

Awwww How nice of you to share.

Here's another kitty that YOU DIDN'T MAKE.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 9:53, archived)

*pfftft*

You tell 'im!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:24, archived)

Hello new person.

Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:53, archived)

congratulations

you've learnt how to use google image search.

Now read the FAQ and then post something original.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:59, archived)

You should Google

GOATSE next and I'm sure you'll be amazed.

(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:35, archived)

stop feeding the troll guys

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

But the troll likes to eat guys

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flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

Queera Knightley anyone?

(StreetSpirit, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:55, archived)

I'll take the bottom half thanks

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:59, archived)

*takes top half*

Hooray!

*does sexing*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:09, archived)

Not into skull fucking then?:P

'ningles all. I just discovered, as I don't normally have to send the word 'cock' by text. That on predictive anal appears before cock does!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:14, archived)

'cor!

What brand of phone do you have?

Mine's been sanitised to buggery and back.

No rude, or even slightly rude words whatsoever.

I had to add them all manualy.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 9:16, archived)

My one had it as standard

Just bought it from a Carphone Warehouse on Old Compton Street.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:19, archived)

Well it's no bloody wonder then is it?

'ning!
/Also, I asked my mate if he wanted to come out for a RIOT instead of a PINT

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:36, archived)

Want to in to the sub for a riot?

I will try and sulk the carnage if she's cycle

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TY&GN, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:40, archived)

I've done worse

I used to have a huge crush on this Japanese girl years ago. We we're having a cheese and wine night at my shared flat and I thought I'd invite her as she wasn't that aux faux with English customs so I texted her to see if she wanted to come.
I never heard from her again and it was only when I was clearing out my messages that I realised I'd invited her to a cheese and wind night!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:46, archived)

cheese and wind?

I'd have been straight there

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:47, archived)

A couple of bottles of wine

Then trying to pull off a three part harmony.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:53, archived)

I know what that tells me!

:P

'ning ghostie!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:17, archived)

That I should stop texting you?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:20, archived)

Immediatley, yes!

The other half is catching on.

:)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:22, archived)

Catching on what?

Have you tried just pushing harder?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:23, archived)

HAhaha

and taking the prince albert out.

:)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:26, archived)

cor she's filled out a bit

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:10, archived)

meh

still got no tits at all, it'd be like shagging a teenage boy

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:12, archived)

with a fanny

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:13, archived)

well quite

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:14, archived)

Would that make her a gentleman girl?

Being the opposite of a lady boy.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 9:17, archived)

every holes a winner

;)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:25, archived)

yer

too plummy and bony for me

pretty girl an all that, but HAVE A PIE OR SOMETHING

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:16, archived)

aye

Not sexy when you can get distracted counting the ribs during shagging

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:17, archived)

Bollocks.

She's too fat.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:38, archived)

*skullfucks*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:22, archived)

blimey!

top shoppage, have a click!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:22, archived)

This guy needs a good stroke...

'ning all

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:33, archived)

hahahah!

'ning!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:34, archived)

Hmyahmyahmya

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:34, archived)

Hehehe

'ningles!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:42, archived)

mnnnnnng

'ning

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:45, archived)

'ning O'mighty one!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:49, archived)

nings Tan

y'alreet?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:50, archived)

Nay too bad chap

Ya'sen?

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:52, archived)

aye not bad

I bin at work since 6.40 and no fucker turned up till 9

so I wanked on all their chairs

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:10, archived)

Hahaha

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:13, archived)

ahhahahaha, have some hot Chinese ass

www.h4ppy.com/blog/uploaded_images/blogDSCF1763b.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:53, archived)

What the .......

O_0

shake that ass!

/gets anorak

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:57, archived)

o
u
l
d
.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:08, archived)

taht did

mak meh giggles

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

I did a doodle for you all

The Hold Up.

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:28, archived)

Nice

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:35, archived)

Nice doodle

Woo!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:43, archived)

v nicely :) This is where they found 'im later

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:51, archived)

OH SHIT

HOW COME THE GAYSHIFT CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS BULLSHIT WHEN NOBODY ELSE CAN?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:47, archived)

I MEAN THERE'S BEEN THREE AND A HALF HOURS SINCE THE LAST POST.

IT'S REALLY CONFUSING TO NEWBIES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:49, archived)

CUZ' WE ARE THE FLUFFY

AND PRACTICE SAFE INTERBUTTING.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:49, archived)

I know right?

It's unfair.

Also: Wish me luck in my exam today, everyone, because I am going to fail SO hard.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:50, archived)

You don't need luck for that.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:52, archived)

I need luck NOT to fail,

which is what I want to do :[

(

ClanSoul, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:53, archived)

I can wish you good brains if you like

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:55, archived)

Then wish him to fail.

Thus failing at the fail. SCIENCE, or at least 'logic'... of a sort.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:54, archived)

I've already had my science exam ;]

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ClanSoul, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:02, archived)

good exams with your luck

Ning awl

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:56, archived)

Well,

if you didnt fuck abut stalking girls on the internet so much......

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:16, archived)

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:50, archived)

This is an actual photograph of you.

AICMFP.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:51, archived)

no, but this is.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:53, archived)

OH SHIT

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ClanSoul, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:56, archived)

Fake

Babrbie has no nips! you've drewed them on with a felt tip

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:57, archived)

That just might get a mod.

Damn if it isn't a fair play tho'.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:52, archived)

yeah, it might.

but i'll be asleep in ten minutes.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:56, archived)

Slinking off into the night like the cad you are.

Do it well.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:59, archived)

I can't see images hosted on b3ta.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:53, archived)

it's a barbie doll wearing a proportionate strap-on penis dildo thing.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:54, archived)

hahaha

*grooowl*

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:27, archived)

Phwoar!

*fwaps*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:45, archived)

GAYSHIFT LOL

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:06, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:50, archived)

IF THIS IS SOMEHOW IMPLYING THAT GAYSHIFTERS USE THE CAPS LOCK KEY,

THEN I SHALL HAVE TO ASK YOU TO WITHDRAW YOUR COMMENT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:58, archived)

*thinks about it*

.......

*refuses*

:)

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:04, archived)

THAT WAS MY POLITE REQUEST.

NOW WE MOVE ONTO THE KNIFEFIGHT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:09, archived)

*withdraws*

*cums on moobs*

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:36, archived)

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:27, archived)

IT'S A NEGATIVE REALITY INVERSION, MAN!

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:37, archived)

FUCK!

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:42, archived)

Pretty much the same way that a retard can get away with drooling and talking to themself in public

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:25, archived)

grippo.....YOU!!! (what)

(phantomjack Tue 20 Mar, 3:18, Tue 20 May 2008, 4:14, archived)

wut.

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d d, Tue 20 May 2008, 4:18, archived)

you heard me!

(phantomjack Tue 20 Mar, 3:18, Tue 20 May 2008, 4:38, archived)

WOOT.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 May 2008, 5:59, archived)

i killed my babie, b3ta. i just killed it.

it grew in me and i was all like hell no get the fuck put parasite shitty babie please go be pregnant in someone else's vagina.

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d d, Tue 20 May 2008, 6:04, archived)

Boil that fucker up!

Might freeze it, however, as postbear will want a serving too.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 May 2008, 6:36, archived)

my ears, they were a-burning.

i will have a lovely dish of roasted parasite.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:03, archived)

FRESH IT IS! HURRAH!

We'll have your roast ears for afters.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:16, archived)

i roasted yams earlier.

and potatoes. and there are croutons currently in the oven - it's been a cookery day chez ours.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:20, archived)

ever try beer-roasted chicken?

you basically stick a beer can up a chicken's ass and roast it, and it's delicious. readers of achewood will know what i'm talking about.

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:25, archived)

heh, longtime vegetarian here.

but i am a fan of distended cloacas.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:29, archived)

You say clo-ay-ca,

I say clo-ah-ca.
Let's call the whole thing off(al).

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 20 May 2008, 7:34, archived)

they've always fascinated me. i think i was a magpie or a crow in a previous life.

bedtime for this berd, my nest is calling.

*puts head under wing*

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:48, archived)

chicken can-a-pee

they call it round these ere parts

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:05, archived)

HUT WUT HUT!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 May 2008, 5:14, archived)

needs more nudity.

and not nearly as much steroids.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 May 2008, 6:57, archived)

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