*puts clothes on*
i wonder how many b3tans are actually naked right now?
can we get a poll?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:12,
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can we get a poll?
If you think about it too much
it will put you off your dinner.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:13,
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im letting the side down im afraid
but ill be naked soon....im near 10K
:-(
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:14,
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:-(
I am
but only because I stopped in the process of putting jamas on to cool down in front of the fan
/not feeling brilliant
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:14,
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/not feeling brilliant
Aw, poor Jessie!
*naked healing*
Get better for Saturday, you hear?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:15,
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Get better for Saturday, you hear?
Pffft, don't pity me
It's most likely a symptom of having eaten too much, and drank beers too fast (though that one wasn't really my fault, there was a power cut and I had to finish them before we got kicked out)
Also...*careful glomps*
How you doing sexy lady?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:19,
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Also...*careful glomps*
How you doing sexy lady?
Ah, okay then
I thought it was a poorly not brilliant, my mistake :D
I am all of the good, champing at the bit wishing it would be Saturday already *bounces eagerly*
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:21,
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I am all of the good, champing at the bit wishing it would be Saturday already *bounces eagerly*
im going to TJ here sorry
but is anyone else having problems in firefox whilst on b3ta?
it is not loading ANY images at all...cleared cache and restarted laptop and its still being a twat...even IE is performing better than firefox at this current moment
EDIT: - bollocks to all of you and your fully functional browsers :P
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:07,
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it is not loading ANY images at all...cleared cache and restarted laptop and its still being a twat...even IE is performing better than firefox at this current moment
EDIT: - bollocks to all of you and your fully functional browsers :P
im on here using firefox
not getting any problems at all. but im also on a mac, so i suppose thats irrelevant?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:08,
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you need to apply limes
not in this current bandwagon sense
but in the longstanding b3ta meme sense
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:10,
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but in the longstanding b3ta meme sense
I recognise the problem
Try shutting down all FF windows and do a full restart of the browser...usually works for me.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:15,
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MK is great.
I used to have a pub in Newport Pagnell and a house in Walnut Tree. My sister still lives in MK at Shenley Lodge.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:16,
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The Coachmaker's Arm's
on the High street. Circa 1994. I have a hand made ceramic copy of the pub somewhere that a local made for me.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:20,
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are you mr benn?
there is no other way you can have done this many jobs
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:21,
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My family had pubs for
nearly 30 years mate. Actually the Coach was my 3rd pub for Scottish and Newcastle whilst I took advantage of their training to get my TS3 certificates. My dad thought it would be a good idea. Having lots of businesses does not equate to lots of jobs. That's what staff are for.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:25,
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ah fair enough
do you nod have them in the family anymore then?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:34,
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nope.
my dad retired and I'm not interested in having pubs any longer. I would be tempted to live in one. This is not a good idea for me.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:40,
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Yes, people in MK really are this friendly
/isn't actually from here so is lovely
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:11,
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I had not noticed this
having not caught a train from central MK (where all the best people live) for some years, but does the sign actually welcome people on their way into the station?
Presumably that was removed while they were shooting Superman III.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 23:14,
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Presumably that was removed while they were shooting Superman III.
a reminder for the real team.
Zombie badge here
b3ta.com/board/8407900
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:11,
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b3ta.com/board/8407900
its actually true as well
at a bar job i do on and off in the holidays part of the prep is cutting lemons and limes. the limes are good and sometimes i eat a slice.
the lemons arent nice. they make me do this :x
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:07,
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the lemons arent nice. they make me do this :x
I ate a piece of lemon less than 10 minutes ago!
lime is better though
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:09,
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lime is better though
See above my lovely citrusy friend
Also, just because I prefer lime overall doesn't mean I don't like lemon!
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:12,
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Also, just because I prefer lime overall doesn't mean I don't like lemon!
Is it true she once shoved a microphone up herself on stage?
or is that an urban myth from my youth that I have come to perpetuate all these years?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:51,
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i've never heard that one
doesn't mean it didn't happen though
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:52,
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I think the truth is...
She has perpetually come on the microphone...
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:53,
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curse Team Lime
and your filthy ways...
my giant eye zombie will get you
/nice post
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:50,
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my giant eye zombie will get you
/nice post
Sorry, I was busy elsewhere when this bandwagon started,
like, you know, life and and stuff.. (Shock! B3tan 'has life' he says...)
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:02,
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TEAM WAFFLE ATTACK!
*tried to draw a waffle but couldn't!*
Awesome instead (press f5 if it gives some crap about forbidden)
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:53,
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Awesome instead (press f5 if it gives some crap about forbidden)
Undoubtably
But still no. Some one-worders have been good. But enough have been shit enough for me to be wary of them.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:01,
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Hairymuff is what i read that as
(because my mate says that all the time instead of fair enough)
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:03,
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Narry mind
I just think that compos that started as bandwagons are A Bad Plan.
Happy to sit back and enjoy a bit more limeyness for tonight though :)
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:04,
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Happy to sit back and enjoy a bit more limeyness for tonight though :)
didn't realise it was a band wagon.
To be honest i've been out for a few days, and didn't come on b3ta last night, and here i am just back from work.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:06,
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Oh ok.
It was just an idea which would never have been acted upon anyway.
I seem to be having many bad ideas recently
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:01,
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I seem to be having many bad ideas recently
^ This
As a one night wandbagon it's fine, but as a whole compo?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:02,
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Its been a night thing?
Thats the first i've seen /backfromwork5minutesago.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:03,
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edit
shrunk it down a bit and played with the dimensions.. didnt think you would like it so much.. ta muchly :-)
( ,
Tue 27 May 2008, 22:05,
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Team zombie for the win
get your badges here
b3ta.com/board/8407900
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:45,
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b3ta.com/board/8407900
i was discussing zombies at work today
are they ghosts or science-fictiony plague victims?
or both?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:47,
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or both?
not ghosts
definatly not ghost. either reanimated servants or plague. i'm down for a plague that reanimates
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:48,
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sorry, i meant 'supernatural' rather than vaguely sciency
in the same league as poltergeists, possession by evil spirits and all that guff - rather than actual ghosts
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:54,
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Ghosts more than Science Fiction.
See Fulci films for best examples of Ghostly ones.
They're kind of Mummies too I think.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:48,
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They're kind of Mummies too I think.
but if they are plague victims, how can the dead re-animate?
the dessicated flesh and bones of a corpse can't re-animate purely because of some virus
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:51,
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Not always dead before the go Zombie.
It's a very versatile medium.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:53,
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its a supervirus!
and it also depends on the carrier...dont forget, zombies bite living people, transferring the virus over to the next host
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:54,
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only in films like 28days later
not in the romero type zombie films
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:57,
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they're not ghosts, that's for sure.
Poke one and it's there alright.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:52,
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i do that
sometimes the crisp fragments 'bounce' and land in my eye, or on my shirt
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:39,
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I do that
And I secretly mistrust everybody. Is that my little hovery thingy?
( ,
Tue 27 May 2008, 21:39,
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It's because you're a hoody, not because of the crisps
GET HIM!
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:40,
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Since you have not admitted to performing this heinous act,
I cannot accuse you of anything. But I don't like you much :P
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:42,
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I very rarely eat crisps and when I do I just take one or two and leave the rest for someone else
so up yours big ears!
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:44,
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so up yours big ears!
I'm having one of them, ta.
Even though there was no actual Zombies in my pic, but it was a Zombie film so I count it. Cheers!
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:41,
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you can
'yoink' without permission because the word is heavily underused.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:49,
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[will you two stop being soo nice to each other....
...it's making me hard.]
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:57,
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[My Attempt At Friendly, Risque Internet Banter Failed!
Apologies!]
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:08,
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Apologies!]
Then I suggest you don't spaz back for conversations
Between myself and Wow
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:02,
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[Mrs Trellis....
..I believe we've met once before; you know this will only encourage me ;?) ]
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Tue 27 May 2008, 22:11,
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Shit!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TEAM LIME BADGES?
Oh crap. We're screwed. Cant be a team without badges.
*Begins Team Lime badge construction.*
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:44,
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Oh crap. We're screwed. Cant be a team without badges.
*Begins Team Lime badge construction.*
fuck you TEAM LIME
The team with the first badge always wins.
Let us not forget the crab vs. elephant fiasco.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:45,
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Let us not forget the crab vs. elephant fiasco.
is that the wicked which of the west under that house of butter?
(at the top)
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:54,
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that needs amuch scarier font :F
but i am going to steal one anyway..
ta..
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:45,
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ta..
Nothing wrong with turning to Sport first.
That contains the actual achievements by people, whereas the regular new is just full of people being retarded.
Nice pic by the way.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:40,
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Nice pic by the way.
I had a friend who did that
thing is he would eat the whole packet that way, wearing the thing like a little nosebag.
*edit is Woo!
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:41,
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*edit is Woo!
He is the reason sometimes children cry, because he insists on forcing rusty knives into their vaginas.
( ,
Tue 27 May 2008, 21:42,
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he would tuck the packet into his bottom lip
and kind of gurn his way through them. *shudders*
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:44,
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OH.
You write legibly on a blackboard in front of downs-syndrome-suffering-teenagers and laugh.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:46,
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incorrect
i write legibly in front of year 11 comprehensive students and laugh
*sets left wing bait*
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:51,
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*sets left wing bait*
*sings*
the only way is up baby its for you and me now la la la
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:55,
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You would have hated me when I was younger...
I used to scrunch up all the crisps in the packet, then eat the whole bag that way...
However, now I don't do it at all, so I guess it cancels out and your feelings towards me are neutral? *Hopes*
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:44,
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However, now I don't do it at all, so I guess it cancels out and your feelings towards me are neutral? *Hopes*
I tend to empty the last fragments of crisps into the palm of my hand,
then toss those bits at my face all willy nilly like.*
*Feels cleansed at self confession.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:45,
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*Feels cleansed at self confession.
It depends what type of crisps you have
i find that Monster Munch and Space Raiders usually have very little crisp dust at the bottom anyway, provided they have been handled with care.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:46,
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Still resisting the urge to 'Shop a lime.....
Apologies for poorness, it's getting late.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:33,
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I have no idea what half this stuff is, and I don't see any pot
/old hippy blog written on the back of a grateful dead LP
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:41,
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When you get right down to it is probably just a load of old boiled fruit or something.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:29,
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Awesome
Although sometimes I'm more partial to curd, of the lemon variety.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:30,
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owing to the fact that this makes no sense to me,
do I therefore consist of marmalade?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:29,
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hmm
no, you aren't being ignorant, so therefore you are peanut butter?
( ,
Tue 27 May 2008, 21:31,
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have a character design and a QUESTION
ZOMG QUESTION
I have recenlty very kindly been given a Mac (quite old) when I turn it on I can't do anything, waggling the mouse around and clicking on stuff has yeilded no results.
Is there a Mac safemode/ way of unfucking your computer?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:24,
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ZOMG QUESTION
I have recenlty very kindly been given a Mac (quite old) when I turn it on I can't do anything, waggling the mouse around and clicking on stuff has yeilded no results.
Is there a Mac safemode/ way of unfucking your computer?
my mac does this sometimes
I unplug and replug the keyboard and mouse and it works.
Although you've probably tried this, and I doubt it'd help
EDIT: Where are my manners, also? This picture is very good :D
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:25,
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Although you've probably tried this, and I doubt it'd help
EDIT: Where are my manners, also? This picture is very good :D
I can click the little button that says
Done
after it tells me it didn't shut down properly
I assumed the mouse was working
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:26,
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after it tells me it didn't shut down properly
I assumed the mouse was working
Oh
Then I have no idea, sorry.
Although that strangely reminds me of the orange 'It is now safe to turn off your computer' text when you shut down a windows 95 machine. And the sense of amazement I felt when I got a computer that you clicked shut down and it turned it's own power off.
( ,
Tue 27 May 2008, 21:29,
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Although that strangely reminds me of the orange 'It is now safe to turn off your computer' text when you shut down a windows 95 machine. And the sense of amazement I felt when I got a computer that you clicked shut down and it turned it's own power off.
I loved it
when i got a new computer at my old job, which I didn't have to manually turn off at the end of the night.
It meant I could leave about 30 seconds earlier. Woo!
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:31,
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It meant I could leave about 30 seconds earlier. Woo!
I had an old mac
it told me I didn't shut down properly all the time, even though I did
never got in the way of working properly though
have you tried shouting at it?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:45,
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never got in the way of working properly though
have you tried shouting at it?
Could this be why you were given it?
Edit: how rude of me! This is nicely done. Very nice. I especially like the boots.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:25,
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No ability to help on the question
But woo for sexy leg holsters!
( ,
Tue 27 May 2008, 21:26,
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boot up,
as soon as you hear the boot tone/sound hold down teh shift key
edit: that is a rather excellent bit o' character design, matey!
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:26,
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edit: that is a rather excellent bit o' character design, matey!
I have never used a mac.
I like your blokey bloke though.
He has onion skins going on around him and he doesnt even know!
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:28,
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I like your blokey bloke though.
He has onion skins going on around him and he doesnt even know!
ive been lurking a lot
but i am very much liking your arts recently.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:29,
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han solo?
hold down the shift key when starting up (from the moment you press the power button)
this prevents system extensions loading
then when it loads, see if that helps.
if it seems to work ok, open up the extensions control panel in trhe apple menu
and select only the useful system extensions and reboot - there are various options for this
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:29,
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this prevents system extensions loading
then when it loads, see if that helps.
if it seems to work ok, open up the extensions control panel in trhe apple menu
and select only the useful system extensions and reboot - there are various options for this
Hooray for that lizardy bit of skin under the eyes.
And hooray for this.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:23,
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Good evening chaps and chaplets. Have a new Zombie Blog Image!
( , Tue 27 May 2008, 21:12, archived)
( , Tue 27 May 2008, 21:12, archived)
Lime team please
EDIT: Also, 'ning B3ta :D
EDITEDIT: Non-zombie? Shut up, PD.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:20,
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EDITEDIT: Non-zombie? Shut up, PD.
[ArrrrrRRR.....yeurrrRRRR.....Grrgggglll.....aaaRRR*
*Zombie Team Please]
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:23,
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[I liked that film, nicely shot.
you can forigve it its mistakes methinks.
A spanish friend said it be no good, due to there being famous spanish tv soap stars in there.
It'd be like watching Night of The Living Dead, with someone from Eastenders in it. hah!]
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:16,
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A spanish friend said it be no good, due to there being famous spanish tv soap stars in there.
It'd be like watching Night of The Living Dead, with someone from Eastenders in it. hah!]
[indeed sir!
but can you picture Phil Mitchell [Edit: Steve McFadden?] as Harry Cooper in NotLD?
very nice vector, I might add.]
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:20,
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very nice vector, I might add.]
[thanks
maybe not Eastenders, but Hollyoaks stars could sell it to me. Cos i'm a sucker for cute ladies]
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:22,
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[aaaah,
then you are almost certainly aware of:
Zombie Strippers?]
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:25,
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Zombie Strippers?]
[Is the pope Jewish?
Yes, i'm looking forward to it. Early reviews say it's surprisingly not the film you expect from the title, but in a good way.
And it's got Jenna in it too, which is a plus. I am aware of some of her early work. *Cough*]
/Edit - Now with added []
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:27,
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And it's got Jenna in it too, which is a plus. I am aware of some of her early work. *Cough*]
/Edit - Now with added []
[heheh...
...I believe she was lucky to work in the part of the film industry in which the Law of Sequels, does not necessarily hold ;?) ]
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:33,
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aaawww dear lord
...You could have someones eye out, with a pun like that.
( ,
Tue 27 May 2008, 21:13,
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get totally smashed and spill your load everywhere
yes, i agree
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:20,
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Good grief!
I was about to get something to eat, but I think I'll forget that now...
[Edit] Sorry, that was rude. It is very good, it just scared the crap out of me...
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:10,
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[Edit] Sorry, that was rude. It is very good, it just scared the crap out of me...
i see your zombie and rase you
this....thing...
/now with correct file
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:12,
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/now with correct file
BLACKEYEDKIDS!!!
there are some nasty rumours about these buggers if you poke around on the net..
edit: you bloody ninja!
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:13,
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edit: you bloody ninja!
You guys can keep your green citrus carriage of musicianship going....
I've exhausted my bandwagon now...
( ,
Tue 27 May 2008, 21:06,
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You good this look be when
you half in saw debbie mcgee mmmmh?
( ,
Tue 27 May 2008, 21:09,
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I'm not
sure if it started as paul daniels... but thats what it looked like to me
( ,
Tue 27 May 2008, 21:11,
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there appears to be shark biting a bomb, but with no bridge or helicopter present
edit: *clicks* *likes*
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:10,
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[I hope your selling these for profit...
If not, I migt consider commissioning for my private collection.
oh, and woo/yay/houpla!]
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:13,
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oh, and woo/yay/houpla!]
I wish I was
as money would definitely help, heh I've not sold anything I've arted since 1993! Do ebay people buy random pictures of disturbing things?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:20,
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[I'm not sure...
...I'd recommend going to your local wholesome/wholesale/vegetarian/vegan/arty/open-mike/bohemian cafe/bar and asking them if they'd put a few up.
Take a portfolio of the more "sunnier" pictures, and see what they say. worst thing that could happen is you have to eat carob cake, and drink carrot juice :?P]
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:30,
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Take a portfolio of the more "sunnier" pictures, and see what they say. worst thing that could happen is you have to eat carob cake, and drink carrot juice :?P]
Hahahahah!
after this wagon is done, we are gonna have a worldwide shortage of spanging pans
( ,
Tue 27 May 2008, 20:58,
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spanging pans, when spanged correctly,
according to EU guidlines, are more often than not, rendered useless after their first implementation.
( ,
Tue 27 May 2008, 21:03,
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Then you need new! SuperSpangarama 7000
Good for at least 10 spangs, and all within in EU tolerance.
Not that I give a toss about the EU, but hey....
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:05,
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Not that I give a toss about the EU, but hey....
Buy twelvety more and get this free! Anti SuperSpangarama 8000
Total defence from spanging and built-in bandwagon alert system*
*May not be effective against the Super Spangarama 7000, not Windows Vista compatible
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:08,
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*May not be effective against the Super Spangarama 7000, not Windows Vista compatible
funnily enough,
those two phrases are usually interchangable, and more often than not have the same meaning
( ,
Tue 27 May 2008, 21:04,
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especially if you look at the compo
as a forced "fortnightly bandwagon"
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:06,
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jesus your sexual patterns must of been bad decisions
...your crabs look like lobsters.
( ,
Tue 27 May 2008, 21:04,
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crayfish ashally
but I couldn't resist posting this
have a crabgoat
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Tue 27 May 2008, 21:08,
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but I couldn't resist posting this
have a crabgoat
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