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# work in progress
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# WOO YAY
although you've started too far North
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# ello
little miss One-Shin is it?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# well spotted sir
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# this shot really graped my squildo
so vereh naughty
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# latex fetishist much?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Of all the people to sound judgemental.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# i wasnt being judgmental,
i thoroughly enjoyed this post
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Well I'm going to be then.
MINK YOU SICKO. DOWN WITH YOUR SORT OF THING. CAREFUL NOW.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I'm guessing the TG on the collar
is also torture garden then, and not total guitar.

i think the next bash should be there.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# i do like the idea of total guitar having latex clad ladies
then i might buy it
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Excuse to wear a mask? I'm THERE.

Right, I'm off.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# ditto, gym time.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# gives me a reason to repost this one

Lovely image btw
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# oh hell yes.
Lemon was a great choice.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# its for a viynl layered print
drawn with a mouse
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I think she would have prefered banana if you ask me!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# i always sak you
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I'll tell your missus!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# she knows.
she knows
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Both nice work
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# beautiful colour choice
it's like a big lesbian sorbet
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# lesbians, lesbians
no need to stay under cover,
lesbians, lesbians,
a woman takes another......for a lover.

recognised as a minority,
supported by local authority,
lesbians, lesbians,
women making love...... to one another.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Some drink coffee and some drink tea
a handy metaphor..... for sexuality
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# i knew there were more lyrics :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Mmmmmm
mmmmmm*rubs*mmmmMMMMMMMM
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 18:39, archived)
# PHWOOOOOAR
This is gorgeous.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# you are Max Mosely
AICMFP
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Am I?
Google tells me cars and ting. Eh?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# he almost got fired
from being head of the FIA after a Nazi costumed orgy with spanking and whores
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Oh HIM
Yeah, totally up for that.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# bangin'
also his dad was a fascist, that's why it was so creepy.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# He had a sadomasochistic bondage session
with ladies dressed as nazis
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Like this

(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# very nice indeed
I like the background/skin tone continuation.

TJ: In other news I just came top of my year in exam results! Surprisingly woooo!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Congrats!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# thanks, man!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# cheers, bud!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Have to be honest
it looks pretty much perfect like that, doesn't it?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Awesome
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I for one Salute !
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:45, archived)
# is this you?
or some random person
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Is quite
lovely work, comrade.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Does a Mosely
I feel dirty.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 18:43, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Hahaha, lovely.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Hullo Captain!
How's you?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I'm all good - you?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Tippity Top, thanks
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# hmmm chedder
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# giggles



like a nidiot
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I hope it's not too late . . .
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:48, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:48, archived)
# pffffffff
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] mm.. sexy
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Lordy; ther's so many ladies in one of those it looks like a school photo!
woo.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# whore school was the best school ever
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# *dreams of visiting*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# turns out the school I went to has churned out a
couple of ladies of easy virtue...
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Yeah but the fees are outrageous!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# blue pubes
rough
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# she's not a natural blue ashally
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I need more change . . .
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# End of day doodle.

I really must put Chloe and the Triplets into an Apsara comic....
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# *searches fruitlessly for hidden link*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Perv.
No hidden links here, Matey.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# *drops monocle*

GOOD LORD!

it's in technicolour!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# O_O
I shan't be sending my children to that creche!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Ew.
Chloe's frisky, but not THAT frisky.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Frisky?!
That's like calling the Titanic 'less boyant'!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# ha ha ha
*hands over the prize for wittyest one liner of the day*
*poses for photograph*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# *thanks parents, directors and god*
*gwyneths*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Ooo
I wouldn't mind pulling a few of those from a hat:P
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# holy moley!
Mary Whitehouse would not approve!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# FILTH
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# PHROAWWW
That's some salty action. Which is obviously how she pays them for all her sexy knickers...
What a sexy skunky hussy.

EDIT: I looked again, and she seems to be giving one of them some kind of finger relief.
...I feel so ashamed now.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:42, archived)
# *seaches hiddenly for fruity link*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Hides fruit and then searches for link
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Tiny Changing Room
There must be an even smaller changing room somewhere.
really..
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I've always wondered if she shaves her pits!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Well I think you should...
Draw the Chloe Sandwhich Aspara. I'd definately buy that. But make it naughty.

Damn those tiny changing rooms. Always making for hot lesbian scenarios.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# this makes my peen twitch
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# The thing I hate most about my job is being subjected to the witterings of a twat for several hours every morning

warehouse radio should be banned under some human rights thingymajig
I do brain destroying fulfillment work atm with lots of DVDs = inspiration for these kind of images
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# piss moreless?
from radio 1?
he's a bit of a twat i agree
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# he's a tool
he spent most of today's show waffling about how Signs (the film) scares the shit out of him; if that were true, he would be the smallest man alive.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# wow
its been out a fair few years now, i doubt he ever gets bored of listening to his own voice
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I don't get it
I honestly think that he is quite funny. I'm not a complete knob and think I have an ok sense of humour so I don't get why he is hated so much. Probably because he is fat and loud. He is way, way more entertaining that Johnny Vaughn or Scott Mills.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I like Ricky Gervais' stand up.
Fuck everyone.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# so do i
*keeps fuck
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Plus I've learnt some good torture techniques from him.
DRINK THE PRAWN.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I only hate him because I can't smash the radio to bits and keep my job
him + some of awful music on R1 = much irritation.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# unfunny twat surrounded by sycophantic idiots
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Hugh Dennis?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# ask for it to ba changed to capital radio.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# can't get that over here
Radio 2 would be tolerable though
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# i havn't been able to get capital for about 10 years now.
it's sheer bliss.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# they ruined XFM
it's terrible now. plus every advert on it is government propaganda about higher education and/or STDs
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# XFM was great when it started
i was behind it 100% from the initial fundraising gigs.

i even thought it was great when bob geldof did a short stint on it and introduced Jimmy the King to the world.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
#
when i worked in a whorehouse WAREhouse, we had GWR. god it was horror.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# hahaha
i used to listen to that in the mornings when i was a child, i don't really know what i was thinking.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# me too
i feel like timetraveling back 20 years and smacking myself up side the head.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# we could go back and slap each other
might not freak out quite so much. Tell me to practice more guitar and watch less tv whilst you're at it.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# sure, tell me to fucking get over my shyness! and ask out the cute redhead when i get the chance
i never even knew her name. sigh.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# consider it done
*fires up the delorian
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] he has a theme tune and everything
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
ooo goodie!:P
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# yay
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# i can't remember the song
what is the song?
woo!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Madonna
erotica
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# *searches*
oh yeah
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# hahaha!
www.rathergood.com/bill/

and many more including my favourite
www.rathergood.com/alf/
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Get the pan ready
poor joke, even more poorly executed

(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# fix!
play DOA.. much better cleavage ;)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# ok
so I'm not much of a game player - but I'll take your advice :b
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# wont be any DOA games for a while....
not after the recent "unpleasantness"
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Did all cleavage turn out to be something entirely different?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# *spang*
EDIT: Is that the David Blunkett Mr. Pacman?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Don't you close your eyes
when going in for a snog?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Obviously being unmarried I wouldn't know.
She doesn't though, the strumpet!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# hahaha!
Braw!


(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Best cock nose
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Super Mussolini Bros more like
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *doublespangs*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Anything but white or magnolia...
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Not much...
of a ghetto in that area though?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Oh well...
There goes the neighbourhood!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# you lacist!
woo!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# *mops up mind wee*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# LACIST!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# How about magenta?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I wouldn't want to watch movies in the presidential cinema, THAT'S FUH DAM SHO!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# No point taking TWO bottles into the shower

He just WASHES and GOES.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# On screen!
Or should that be sheen?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# buff and go.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# lolpicard
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# ooooh dippy egg :)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Baldy lookin' fine, he got plenty of shine,
He's a spacey muthafucka from a whole other time.
He's the future, I'm the past, we should rock it together,
A human and a dinosaur? You ain't gettin' fresher.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# another fresh verse, you must be a master
i'm wondering if you can rhyme any faster
the funky flow is just super sexy
even when your talking about a big bald trekkie
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I'm a natural, like you, we are three of a kind,
B3astie boys be comin' at ya, with a unified mind.
Our raps are all just badass, we are dino MCs,
Comin' out from the past to bring you down on your knees.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# all these flows are proper jurassic
we be rocking the charts with a proper classic
we'll wear fat gold chains with diamond stegs
jus' writing about actors who look like eggs
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Poppin' it fresh, yo, you got some mad rhymes,
We're a million years old, it's not a sign of the times.
Just a bunch of rappin' giants from a whole other era,
History in the making yo, ain't nothin' to fear-a.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# a tribe of hommies from eons ago?
with ancient skills and mysterious flow
i just hope you can spit as fast as you type
or all your chatting is nothing but hype
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Surely...
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I suppose the other old joke is
"Went"
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# moby?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Someone needs to shop "Boldly" onto that shampoo bottle.
Or "baldly".
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Finished just in time before going home
Have a big fat duckling!



Bye all!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# FLUFFEH!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# A dux!
Yay!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# gleeeeeeeeee!



(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Hehehe
I may animate this tomorrow!

:)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Dux! (^<
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# AAAAWWWWW!!!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Deluxe !
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# duckie
hunted by the kitie

please hold while i look for a duck related image
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# NooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOooooooooooooooooooooOo!!
Nice :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# don't worry the duckling has super crowswan to save him
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# damn, i need to do a duck animash
or something involving ducks
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# has someone kicked him in the birdyknackers?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Yay! :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# sahweeet
talented little git :D
*hopes to be talented soon*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# You ARE talented.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# thanks
i want to be able to vector, and as i'll be doing a course i should be able to :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Because...

But only sometimes.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Haters they be trippin on mah stegosaurus sound,
They be racist on mah internets, then goin' underground.
Suckas put me down, but I'm a million years old,
I got spikes up on mah back and scaley skin that feels cold.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# well a wickedy wickedy whack to you sir
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Good day, there Saccharine, don't you be worryin' 'bout the rap
Cus it's only in these threads, that's where my rhymes are at.
He's a hater through and through, and he's gotta be taught,
By a gangsta stegosaurus, sucka's gonna be caught.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# almost as good as the rap from the newsletter.. can i smell your dick?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# pffft
this broke my mind
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Haha, christ.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I know man, I know.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# one time, two time, all the time is rhyme time
with pinapple in the hizzay it aint nothing but flavour
resident mc, hip hop saviour
keep on buss'ing coz you know it's b3ta
the stegs so raw that he's going to eatcha
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Your raps are silky smooth, nothin' like it 'round here,
You got skills to pay the bills, and got nothin' to fear.
Sach, Pine and Hexy should be rappin' with the beats,
We be beasties from the past, dino-rappin', stompin' feets.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# your flattery is kind, i dig you too
your rhymes so sweet they're sticky like glue
if there's a posse in the house you know i'm in
we'll drop the beats and tickle some... chins?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Divide by two . . .
and multiply by one . . .
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Haha
:)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# no madame
you're the raciest!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# he has a scrabble board
on his tunic
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# any excuse . . .



(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# L00n
011000100100100100010010000002010001001
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# ERROR!
DOES NOT C0MPUT3!


(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Poor bugger
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Anyone else see this?

CFB
What is this poppycock?

Had to get it out of my head, sorry.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# i thought they were playing guitars
was disappointed
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Pffttt...
Teh Quo!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# The Rooftop Swingers . . .
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Order yours now...

(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Hawt
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# That's what my heart yearns for now
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# ewwwww....
*bokes*
woo!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# *shudder*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Great . . . I need a new dart board !
Extra points for certain areas . . .
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Yummeh
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *Pukes a little
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Did you spit or swallow that puke?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Swallowed...
and then threw-up proper!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Not compo-able, toap and you're having it anyway:
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# PFFFT!



(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Whaaaa!!!
umlaut overload!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Mark II Escort???
.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# right up the tailpipe?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Of course
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I like to kick the tyres first !
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# cars, lol
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Hull! NOW!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# oh shit!
lol! :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Hahahah!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Good grief
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *hangs head even lower*


(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I do like the fact that
one of the burnees was called "Wicker". Wonder if he looked anything like Edwoodwoodwood?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I was thinking that too
and I was trying to tie the other guy's name in somehow.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# *hammers on door whilst waggling arse*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# oh good lord
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# It's funny
and it's probably true !
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Oh no
hahhaha oh dear
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# fnar!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# "Two men were arrested today, one for swallowing batteries the other fireworks.
The first was charged but the second was let off."
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# blimey, when did this new nasty dave the hat start
i like it
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
*bums dry*


(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# ooohhh aaaaahhh..... oooooohhh
pffft!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# oh my god.....
a right royal spanging is in order!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# *slap*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# :D
its been such a good day today on here
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
hooray!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)
# nonsense
my theory is: anyone you don't know is a cunt
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Strangers
are just cunts you haven't beaten up yet ?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# my theory: Strangers are just peados you haven't killed yet
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# this theory is granted credence by the fact that it is true
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Hahah!!
:D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# nice!
real nice!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# How rare!
Woo!


(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# ARG!! TOO MANY MIXED IMAGERY!
*bursts into flames*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# what the holy crapping fuck is going on here, and why is it so funny?
*click*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# :D
Great stuff!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Popularity in numbers !
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# my favourite part of today...
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# leave it out yeah!!!!
PPFPPPFFFFFTTT!!!! CLICKS!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# My favourite part of today was rapping like a dinosaur alongside my gagnsta gnome
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Damn those gagnstas.
My favourite part was/is when I walked around naked fondling my genitals.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I'm taking a dump right now.
I DO THAT SORT OF THING, YOU KNOW.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# damn and curses to the giraffe!
i really wanted the ant to pour the pork to the woodlouse!
woo hatstand!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# that poor ant
has suffered enough!...
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# he just wants a root!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I KICK IT ROOT DOWN
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# My favourite part of today was when Mark Hammil's nostrils un-invented Big Brother
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
most yay
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)
# my favourite part of today
was imagining Charlton Heston pulling eight washing machines along on a skateboard
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# My favourite part was right before I burnt the soles of my feet.
Blisters
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# :/
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# it looks like they were carpet bombed!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# it seams that way!
:D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I had to say that
before someone else did

it's clearly some kind of mental issue
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# 8}
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# :D
How did you know my phone number?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# It's in all the best phone boxes...
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I rung it...
no answer :(
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Silly Bojangles...
I changed the number to protect FWM's identity..


* Try reversing it, read from right to left.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# pffffft
they're shagged
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# it was a big stitch up
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# i hate to see them pile on top of one another like that
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# they were on a roll for a while
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# You ought to get in that pun thread down there
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
also, whatever happened to brentford nylons ?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# their factory shutdown
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# then it fell into a puddle
and broke
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# they are down 10%
:)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# they got relegated to Blue Square 3rd Premiership Division League Championship
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Truly rugly scenes
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# the enemy walked all over them!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# that was an unbe-weave-ably bad pun
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Does it really mat-ter?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)
# knot really
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# pile em on!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Well then quilt complaining
Its b-loom-ing annoying
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# You should go to church and ask(the)min(i)ster for forgiveness for that pun
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# these puns are really tiring, I'm all shagged out with it
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# you need to get laid
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# can't argue with a coiRtus
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# or go for a nap

(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# pffffffffffffft
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I do declare
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# YAAAAY!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# say hello to my leetle friend
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Ha ha yess
Super little "goodfella"
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Hahaha, brilliant
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# hamsters
are proper mad for gak.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha!!
:D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# oh shit
i remeber dancing to this at the staff party :/

haha and much woo though, t'is ace :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# hmm, ham
full of ham

main ingredient: 100% ham

unless it's store brand "honey roast" (heheh, yeah...) ham

which is.. not so.. actually I have lost track of what I am typing, I can hear the fan of the computer and some birds squeaking outside, now a car, now the car has gone, no, it hasn't, ok it's gone now. the birds are still tweeting.

I'll stop now.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I wish to see a label on supermarket ham which says all of this
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# maybe if more own brand foodstuffs contained a small account of events occuring during their manufacture
the world would be just that bit nicer
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
#
touch this
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha
this amuses me
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Hooray!!!

(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Gosh, that must be a really chewy biccy
:D super stuff
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# He's really, really thirsty. It just won't go down...
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Awwww
That's brill that is.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Yay! Here's Abu Hamster
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# ^THIS THIS THIS wins
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# splendid
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Hallo g!
How's it swinging?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# from side to side in a rhythmic fashion
i trust you are fine and not a little dandy.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I'm feeling hot, hot, hot...
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# heheh :)


I love her ^_^
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# :D
*dances
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Woo!
Have a crisp!


(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Why thank you.....
hmm tastes strangely familiar, I can't place it.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Ha ha, go little bloodstream hamster
:)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Is that a haemster?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# oh god
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Indeed
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Hurray for hamsters!
And there is a roborovski hamster too! Woot!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Twas your comment + my google =This
science
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Thank you
My sanity has now been restored through the wonderous science of hamster therapy... Meeeep!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# woot
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Ewwww!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# nice..
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# O_o
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I've got that cd!
Hamfir plays Rammenstein's Greatest Hits.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Eees no rat.
Ees hamstir.

(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# *cough*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I'm rissing D:
But its pritty non the less.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Hurr
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Ah.
Silly Caewan. :/
He should know this from graphics.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Aaahhhh
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# now it makes sense
was thinking i was missing something then =]
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# They're the colours for a print document.
CMYK, Cyan, Magenta, Yellow and Key.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Key?
Black, shirley?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Yeah but it's called Key.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# *checks*
Well bugger me, so it is. As you were then.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# The chiptune band?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Hey!
I'm ordering new computer now!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# *snort*
Right, I'm off again.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
What a muppet :D

EDIT: MC Pineapple? Want to collaborate on a track? I can see it now, the_rhyme_minister feat. MC Pineapple
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# YMCK?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# CMYK Shirley?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# But... the.. joke..? D:
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# oh :(
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# But then it wouldn't sound like YMCA.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# CMYK FTW
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
"DROP SHADOW"
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# drop shadow?


It keeps happening, I should be more careful
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# F L A P !
it be happy internets now!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# likes
...very much
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# gimme rgb anyday!
:D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# haha
smashing
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Ha ha you silly grahics person
woo
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I'm practically almost always humming this when I have to select colours in CMYK
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)

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