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# They've Escaped!!!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# People still watch that?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# it's still on?
is bouncer still in it?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Baeiouncer! Baeiouncer! Naieou!
/mangled aussie vowels blog
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Aww reck off
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# yoo dag!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# RIS...
...tee hee...
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I think
i dreamed about this last night. Go Hazza!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Allo folks

Long time no see, so have happy flower :)

Apologies for lack of road sign
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# This is quite pleasing
:)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Why thank you
Trying to get back to tablet work now I have time, thought I'd start simple :)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Thass nice...
We have lilies tarting it up in our font room at the moment. Lovely flowers, but they don't half make their presence known...
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# They do, don't they?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Needs more eye patch
everythings better with eye patches

however this is quite lovely, and the colours making me feel quite warm inside like after a curry
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Sorted :)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# heya how are we mrs trellis?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Hot but not at work, so fantastic :)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# good show :)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Awww yay :D
How's everything, ma'am?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# nice stamen
atchooooooooooooooooo
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Hypno Mole wants you to dig for him...

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Hypno Mole can fuck off :D
Nicely done :]
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Oh dear...
Now Hypno Mole is angry.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Does this mean I have breasts now?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# * Yes!

* Fwaps

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
*goes for a shower*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# All glory to the Hypno Mole™
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Inspiration low today...
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmmm, I see what you mean ;)
(mine's even lower...)

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Found it!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Needsh fewer shibilantsh...
Arf and a shmall shpang.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Ouch
That hurtsh.
I think you should go shit in the corner.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Worst submarine movie ever
according to the sub capain thwe Grauniad interviewed on Friday
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# the competition being...?
apart from Das Boot obviously...

Can't see 20,000 leagues under the sea as having been that firmly rooted in fact.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# u571, crimson tide
i can't be arsed to think of more
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# red october is better than Usmummatsummat the Widowmaker
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# K-19
then there's The Enemy Below, Run Silent Run Deep, Crimson Tide
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# My Annual Facelift!


For the past few years, I have been using this character as my avatar for pretty much everything, forums, MSN, Counter Strike spray, If there's the option to import a jpeg, then he is there! He has gone through a number of facelifts since I first drew him. The most obvious of which was the addition of an overszed tongue, but over the years I have made him look less and less crude (Well, I suppose that is a matter of opinion) and a lot more pleasing to the eye (Again, matter of opinion)

Oh, there is also the original sketch at this link:

spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/300608/51322_him-recent.jpg

Anyway, comments?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# tamla motown
is quite pleasing to the ear
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Those are some nice greens.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Why thankyou
I'm quite fond of them myself :P
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Hey Face!
i am on a laptop at my dads for a limited amount of time D:
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# CALLUM CALLUM CALLUM
INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I'm at his old house so yay.
some internet..
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Is this going to be the last time then?
D:
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Naa, ill go internet cafe or something
or text you
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Oh yeah, I forgot about those things.
How is Dad anyway?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I forgot about them too
and have no idea where they are.
He's fine. and i just found out all my passwords for everything are saved on here from using it last time D:
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Oh crikey
that's never good.


YOUR DAD MIGHT READ YOUR GAZ THEN TRY AND SUE CLANSOUL

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Haha
my myspace/paypal/b3ta/msn etc D:
not good.
And ClanSoul doesn't gaz me.
infact not many people do.
how is your holiday goin'?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# My holiday?
What holiday?

In fact, I have to go to a lesson RIGHT NOW

Catch you later, homeslice!

x
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Whaa
that is well gay :/
Make them give you holiday!

see ya!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I don't like the font
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Thomas, go catch that mouse.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# nice...he reminds me of the Invader Zim cartoon
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# hehe thats ace
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Shake that Booty!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# ha!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# * Clicked "View larger picture"
* Sodding doesn't work
* Not real

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Related to
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# 32,000
but only got to ender 12.01 or more? 'sbargin that
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# pah
pefectionist.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Ris?
:(
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# read the news to de-ris
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# *insert puffin noise here*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# *expects Robocock*
:)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# *stifles joke*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# *covers crotch*
IT'S NOT FUNNY!
ed: laters...
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *furter tempts*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# PREYING MANTIS ARMS?
CYCLOPS KITTY FACE?


What do you call this strange being?


Edit: Just noticed the bat leg, that's awesome.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Graham
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Excellent choice of name
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# If I'm allowed to pronounce it "Grah-ham"
then okay!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# this is my
BATTLECHICKEN!!!

Edit: yes you do have to pronounce the exclamation marks
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# that's a lovely picture of a red cross
ed: ah works now! :P
That's a familiar looking cock, i used that in an animash that i have lying around somewhere....
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# it's a good source
I'm also piss poor at accurately typing code.. *why does it still show it being fine in the preview the swines.*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# futurism meets minimalism!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# squark
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Hasta la vista...
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# YES!!!!
"Come with me if you want to fish!"
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Re-did the eye
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Well, I....
Nice :)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# nicely!
here's a puffin from way back
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# * My favourite was...
* A picture of an exploding Puffin with the caption "Puffin / Nuffin"

* I have no idea who did it, or when it was done though
* Sorry

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Hahaha
That's quite mad!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# .
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Not Exactly Hilarious But..
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Not Exactly Legible
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Paypal.com
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# good work
:)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I hope my optician still takes cheques
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Takes cheques and Makes checks
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Christ!
The "Bigger" version is the biggest thing I've ever seen!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# This!
Any chance of kind of a medium sized version plz?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# noong!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# What!? Oh my lord!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# ^ That is not a Puffin!


(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# correct
your puffin has strange magenta bit under its belly
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# * He has a very small cock..
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# yays for sausagebird!
today I am ingratiating myself with crushed HobNobs
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# *winces*
Sat down too quickly?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# got it in one
I've been trying to reach terminal velocity in sitting down, but it's not working

plus, people are looking at me funny
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# well put your "funny" away
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# * Crushed what?


(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# animals and road signs you say i can only oblige
*obliges*


woo to the sausage faced bird :)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Yay to Labrapigs!

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# yay! a doggie on a tricycle!
i like it
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# * Just another one of your weird fetishes then?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# hell yeah!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Am it still can be puffin monday tiem yet?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Does it have to be?
Although that might've been a less biased film. *grumbles*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# FIIIIIGHT!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Woo Yay


Yes... I know Yay is spelt wonglay and I still can't do transparent stuff

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# NICE BLOCK-WHITE FILLED BACKGROUND ;)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Far
Cough
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# consider saving as a png, if yr bothered
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# * Thank you - I will try that later...
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# DAMN YES - ITS PUFFIN MONDAY, PEOPLE!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Yay! (again)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# It's always puffin time!
TJ: Is Mutated Monty around? Just making sure he hasn't been arrested.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Pfffft
"That’s either a lot of tech, or he’s rubbish at poker."
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Me and 'bleeee' were just talking about AVP2
He calls it "Requeeeeem"

I am all laughy and stuff.


Edit: How are you, my pervy uncle?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I'm fine thankyou chicken :)
I should be job hunting today but I'm being lazy instead, I should actually get up and dressed at some point today though.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# *glee at being called chicken*
Get dressed?

WHAT ARE YOU, NAKED OR SOMETHING?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Of course!
I think everybody should be naked when posting on b3ta.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I had better not get naked
That'd probably get me chucked out of college.

:)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# You can get naked at my house if you like
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# You dirty little pasty.
That reminds me, how was the Thunder and Lightning the other day?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Funnily enough
I don't think I'm welcome in starbucks anymore.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Have you not even read the FAQ?
It's in there.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# penguin time?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# The hell??
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# that's great
bit of a nasty image though...
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# blame national geographic
...it is pretty minging.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I don't look at national geographic for pictures of penguins getting eaten
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# You're tarring all seals
with the leopard seal brush
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# i do intend
at some point to do a seals retort video I'm yet to get round to it.

some how i think that makes up for it.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Leopard seals never change their spots.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] prolly dun before
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I see that and look for the schoolyard gunman
does that make me a bad person?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# no
but this guy is :
"I certainly intend to provide the opportunity to fire these weapons to more British conservative activists this summer when I bring across another few dozen activists to attend a variety of conferences in Washington, New York and California."

donalblaney.blogspot.com/2008/02/right-to-bear-arms.html
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# That bloke's a real hero
:o)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] probably been done, but still
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# ok theres a rough version available for download


Click for bigger (117KB)
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/xwing2cutoutbiplane.jpg
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/xwing1cutoutbiplanekitcopy.jpg
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/xwing3cutoutbiplane.jpg
theres no instructions yet but i will advise people its not easy, strengthen the struts with thin wire or make them from wood, coffee stirrers are perfect.
i will try to produce an istruction sheet but i have little time at the mo cos im looking for a job.
oh and if anyone wants to use the plan as textures for a 3d feel free and gaz me the result i would like to see it.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# fuck me with a stick
that is fucking amazing

mega woo
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# * Goes for a quick walk
* Finds big pointy stick
* Fucks Earl Otterby

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# OH YES BABY
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Defecating Messiah on a dual-wheeled transport machine!
That's incredible!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# pretty good
:)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Bloody rubbish - get lost*
*May not be bloody rubbish - contents may contain woo, yay, and also hooplah
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# ace :D
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# sweet
i think i might try it sometime
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# good lord...
have you posted this on brass goggles yet?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# not yet
i shall though
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# *worships*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *warships*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# arse hips
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Outstanding!
On a related note, I found this, which I thought you might like to see because it looks like your kinda thang.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# wow !
uber coolness !!!!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I bet that took ages
I'm trying to design a simple one page model of a B3ta meme (hand drawn and scanned),and it's taking a long time
What software did you draw yours in?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Kinda looks like
The push-prop designs form Crimson Skies
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Does it fly?
There's someone I know who be worth the effort for a smiting with this beauty.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)
# that looks pretty fucking awesome
now I realise I may be being completely fucking stupid and I don't know that much about planes, particularly the finer points of biplane construction

but won't it go completely tits down if you have the aerilons on the leading edge of the wing?
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)
# yes it would
but it flies backwards you see.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Look into my eyes, not around the eyes....


You will ignore this 'shop and instead praise my video. You will ignore this 'shop and instead praise my video. You will ignore this 'shop and instead praise my video. You will ignore this 'shop and instead praise my video. You will ignore this 'shop and instead praise my video. You will ignore this 'shop and instead praise my video. You will ignore this 'shop and instead praise my video. You will ignore this 'shop and instead praise my video.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# PRAISE BE TO MANIC'S VIDEO!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I prefer
Manic's treat preachers. Spread the word of those yummy treats!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# haha
i've lost my mind. your video has taken my mind.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# you're making me jump through hoops just to watch it.
i will of course.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
#
(sets hoops on fire)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# *jumps back and forth like a trained monkey*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# *pulls pants up*
*clicks*

:D
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# quality vid for a quality tune :)
ans the pic ain't bad either
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# *praises your video*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Fealty and praise to Your Video!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Hi there, I'm...


FNAR FNAR!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# !
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Sexy tiems!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I saw him first...
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Through the night-vision scope, eh?
don't miss this time....
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Horace Jonson!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# 21st century tragedy re-imagined for kids...
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# OUCH
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
# it's topical
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# totally topical ta-a-aste LILT!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)
# is that the old style lilt that was good
or the one you get now, which is vile
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# i still like it
refreshed me yesterday during band practice. Oh yes, we rock hard, playing in a nursery school, drinking soft drinks and smoking light fags.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# We drink tea in a barn right next to a fucked drain that smells of dead cow
near a pond with a really brave Mrs Duck in it.

That's what I'll be doing tonight.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# edgy
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I know, we're well punk.
Out in the Buckinghamshire countryside.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# We practice in our Parents' loft.
...
...
...

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# You're in a band with your siblings?
Are you little Donnie Osmond?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# More of a Manson vibe.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# its nasty
they need to put all the stuff which they say is bad for you, back in
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# ARE YOU READING THIS, SMARTIE PEOPLE?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# prays be
PUT THE NASTY CHEMICALS BACK IN NOW!!!!!!!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Smarties taste shit now.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# yep
what is lilt?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Drink. Pineapple, grapefruit and some other stuff, no doubt.
Fizzy.

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Still not as good as Fresca.
*hugs*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I have no idea what that is...
*hug*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# 0_0
Really??

Enlightenment: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fresca
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Oooooh
Nope, never seen it or had it.

I like fizzy water, best of all the carbonated beverages. *ladylike burp behind hanky*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# :D
Such delicate manners, ma'am.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Not the case when at home.
I got a round of applause yesterday. *blushes*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# for a burp or fart?
me and my dad will applaud some of my mums more tuneful trouser trumpets.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Twas a burp.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Do you know something?
You're lovely, you are.

*mwah*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Hah, it's like I've got
deeplomateec eemooneetee.

*hug*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Attach the CD plates to the paino!
surely that reference can't go amiss...
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# the paino?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# oh there's stuff like that here
not called lilt though. we also have passion fruit stuff. Had a coke for the first time in ages today. It offended my pepsi adapted palate.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Coke/Pepsi/All of them
are rank. Diet coke's alright, but only alright.

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# beer for alcohol
instant coffee for caffeine
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Alcohol disagrees with me now
so proper sexy machu piccu coffee, please. Or water. Or carrot, apple and orange juice.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# V8?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Fuck me.
I was thinking this too.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# *fucks*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *watches*
*fwaps*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Thanks guys!
*High fives*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# *high fives*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# *fwaps*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# great minds, fucked by 90's advertising think alike
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *reggaes*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# win
almost as racialist as those malibu ads
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# But they are Black in Jamaica!!
Even though a can of Lilt has probably never been seen there ever.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# ..Boris ready for his first Gay Pride Festival...
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# My word, that's perfect.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# This
gives me the raging 'orn
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# You know what gives me the raging horn?
"The".
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# That must get quite embarrassing for you.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Everything gives me the raging horn.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Sickening...
yet quite amusing.

*shudders*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# That's fantastically disturbing.
The only Mayor in the village!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
#


(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Nice...

* and I love your mum

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
# My mum would break you.
BREAK you.

*Cheers!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# :D
Yay for making terrible "comedy" funny!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# no body truely appreciated beebleboris
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# maybe they just didn't realise that took over an hour with the clone tool
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# as you sweated blood to try and make a lovely image for the people at b3ta
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# so that one day you may be apprecaited
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# not gunna happen
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
# they're all gay
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
#
they're
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# ah fuck. spend ages trying to learn proper grammar nstuff
then go get it wrong on the internet :(
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# *comforts*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
# it's all too much
*sobs*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# *exploits*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# *sigh*
what sexual favours do you want?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# ONLY THE USUAL
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Your sig is true.
Are you the spawn of Clansoul?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)
# aw go easy....
I did wonder about the sig, but I felt it spoke the truth at least half the time.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Well, you rather asked for that, didn't you?
;)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# what with the sig, or actually being a prat?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Hurrah
hahaha
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Brilltastic!


(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# ,.,.,.,,.,.,,.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Oh my.... that's very good.
I was listening to Spandau Ballet at the weekend (search YouTube for some of the posiest clips of all time) and could not get out of my head the idea of Matt Lucas singing 'True' 'Tu-RUE!!!'
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)
# aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggg
matt lucas is such a cunt!!!! that fat cunt there, him, boris, he's a fucking cunt tooo!!!!!!!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# *insta-clicks*
:D
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Rock and Roll! The (self proclaimed) coolest band in the world, Guitar Wolf.
In the awesome zombie film "Wild Zero"

CFB (B=Blog)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Nicely done! :D
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Just like your arse
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
# christ his head's bad enough and you're wondering about his arse?
:P
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# haha
this reminds me of Samuel L. Jackson in Die Hard with a Vengeance...

"Tell him he can stick his well-laid plans up his well-laid ass"

Always gets a chuckle from me.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I am Samuel L. Jackson
*shifty look*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# you were great in the Matrix.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Wahey, Extras!
:D
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# YES!
Rock and Roll knows no boundaries.

great pic.. love the movie too :)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# You need to do Shock 'Em Dead, sir.
Not strictly zombies, but still ace. The band is called 'Spastic Colon' I believe, but that could be wrong- I had to google as it's beren years since I've seen it.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# That's not a bad shout.
It sounds pretty cool, and even if it doesn't fit with my Zombie collection it will doubtless fit with my other trash.

Which reminds me. I've still gotta watch that "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter".
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# It's got these awesome things in it:
Traci Lords
Hair Metal
Green glowing eyes
Voodoo
Tits
80s mentalness.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Ha ha.
That is pretty much a checklist of aceness.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# It really is an ace movie.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# And this is an ace car:
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Eh?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# you are dave!
apparently there is someone with a username davew27 and all he posts is cars.

people explained it to me after i posted that.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Ah.
No - I'm not Dave.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)
# you're obviously dave, you posted a car
I'm dave.

Admit it! you too are dave!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)
# pffft
my wife would like to use your toilet, Dave..
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)
# she can go in her pants while i make money selling tickets to japanese businessmen...
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# i posted a car once
it had lobsters for wheels

Signed

Dave
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I'm bloody not Dave!
Dave told me I'm not Dave!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I can't let you do that dave.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Oh fuck yes that film is good.
The bit where he fights the Atheists is just brilliant :D
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I think I'll have to watch it on my own.
Everyone I know has far more sensible tastes. "That's like the films I used to watch at sleep-overs when I was 12".

Pfft, what do they know!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# that movie
makes

NO FUCKING SENSE!

I love it :D

edit: are they still looking for money for wild zero 2 ?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hmm.
I don't remember hearing about #2, but it would be a great idea. Well, I'd watch it anyway.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# on their website "sponsor wanted"
so break out your chequebook innit :)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# That is awesome :D
I watched Diary of the Dead yesterday. It's like Cloverfield meets 28 days later, except not as good as either.

Also: ning everybody!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# 'ning
:D
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# ning
i watched kidulthood. it was good. pretty depressing tho.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# and Cloverfield was a pile of wank
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I am now visualising this situation
"a pile of wank on a concrete floor"

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# there's a pile of wank ground in to my carpet at the end of my bed
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)
# that's GREAT!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I prefer to use the curtains.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# * Quick one for Puffin Monday!

* All sing along "I like Puffin...."



(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I vote this as being good.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)
# * Thank you
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# and I cannot lie
you other Oddies can't deny
When a bird walks in
With an iddy-biddy self
And a big beak on it's face
you get SPRUNG
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I will now sing this instead of the real words.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# * There are real words?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)
# these aren't
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Wanna pull out some seed
Cuz you notice that chest was puffed
Deep in the wings she's flapping
flying over my car and crapping
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Oh yes oh yes oh yes
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)
# * What song is it that you are singing to?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I like big butts
Sir mixalot.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# All other birds try to diss,
but those cunts are on my list,
cuz I'll aim and you know I'll hit 'em,
if they don't let puffins get wit' 'em,
so puffins if you wanna soar,
and don't wanna take no shit no more,
dial 1-900-DBROON,
and I'll make their arses sore,
baby got beak.

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# YESSSIR!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *claps wildly*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahaha SPANG!
*relurks*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)
# *stabs*
No more lurking.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Ow!
Just 'cos I've got a bit of work on today there's no call for violence...

*relurks, with a pronounced limp and leaving a faint trail of blood behind*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)
# *bludgeons* END THIS VIOLENCE!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Hoo to the ra to the muthafuckin ay!
PUFFIN MONDAY
PUFFIN MONDAY
PUFFIN MONDAY
PUFFIN MONDAY
PUFFIN MONDAY
PUFFIN MONDAY
PUFFIN MONDAY
PUFFIN MONDAY
PUFFIN MONDAY
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# whooooa-whoa
I wish it was Sunday
Cos that's my Coot day
My honky bastard goose day
Just another puffin Monday
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)
# He's a relative
Bruffin
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# As is this one
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# ^ Hahaha ^
* Both of these
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# HONK!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# what the fuck is puffin monday?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Puffin Tiem!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)

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