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# you know it, I know it, everybody knows it.
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)
# rubbish
she looked all of the lovely and is worthy of many honours.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# ^this
I went to see her last week and she was absolutely lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# i'm jealous
i must be getting old, but i'm sure i'm actually in love with her, i get that funny heart skipping thing every time i see her, always end up with a stupid grin on my face.


and my hands in my pockets.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)
# :D
She sung and danced fantastically and also talked to the audience a bit - she came across as truly lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)
# My bro went to see her in Paris a few years back.
It turned out that he went to scouts with the fella who was doing the sound or lighting or something, and ended up backstage.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I've got 2 poofs from Cardiff coming to stay in a week or 2 and they're going to the O2 to see her
I'm not that bothered. I think she's ok but wouldn't pay to see her.
I did however see her frocks at the V&A - hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Yeah, my bro only actually went because
he was visiting a mate in Paris who got a couple of free tickets from work. He did say she put on a great show though!

How do Geoff you Welsh God you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Nay bad fella.
Gonna go sailing boats tomorrow don't you know.
How's yer Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)
# i went to see the Vivian Westwood exhibition in sheffield recently
it was awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Ooh lovely.
Love a bit of Viv. I have a total of one t-shirt and one shirt of hers.
From the Selfridges sale.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# ^this
bless her
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# ^this
she is so damn hot...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# ^this
Very much so!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# haha B3ta Kylie fan club!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)
# wow... i am so out of step here....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)
# heh
well, am not a massive fan, just think she's done some good pop, great business and has never disgraced herself despite massive opportunities for silliness.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)
# also she was a nikkas model
bra and nikkas bra and nikkas bra and nikkas bra and nikkas bra and nikkas bra and nikkas bra and nikkas bra and nikkas bra and nikkas bra and nikkas bra and nikkas bra and nikkas bra and nikkas bra and nikkas bra and nikkas bra and nikkas bra and nikkas bra and nikkas ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
# *sedates
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
# aaaahhhhh
*little guff*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Although ...
not too much bra nowadays.....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)
# OUCH
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# i'll admire the way she reinvents herself so often.
but its still that saccharine sweet, diabetes inducing pop that i've never had time for.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I dunno,
She has done some top songs over the years. Personally I love Confide in Me and I don't think you can knock that song she did with Nick Cave :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)
# ok i will definitely agree that song was amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)
# S'good for having a shimmy in the ol' disco
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)
# yeah - she also did one with that mad bloke from Dee LITE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlAUJCiLpVI
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)
# You couldnt care less about the music on that could you :)
Sounds a bit like Black Box Recorder to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)
# They call me the wiiild ROH-hose
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)
# that's not all they call you,
big boy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)
# damn right about that
Wild Rose is a nicer thing to call me though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# ^ this once more
Although I'm not sure my mum could get away with that dress when she picks up her MBE later this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)
# ooooh there's fancy
what's she done?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Oh yeah?
Whats that for then Miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)
# She started a charity in the mid 80s for disabled children
Initially it was five families in a scrapbook and was all run from the back room of our house.

Now it's 6000 families worldwide.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)
# fantastic!
I'm sure there'd be people around here who'd be happy to do gratis web-marketing/imaging work to help if ever needed.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I know I would,
it woudl be shit geocities though ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Then well done to your wonderful mother!
She clearly deserves it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
# good on ya mum
clearly richly deserved, and i'm sure she'd look equally as lovely on the big day as the goddess kylie did.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Thank you all
We've got shopping expeditions planned to try and find outfits for the big day. But my mum is a total arse to shop for, clothes-wise.

I'll pass on any messages you may have for her Majesty :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)
# but Bowie still doesn't have an honour




its not like he's given anything to music or anything....


*fumes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)
# really?
That's some crazy shit, i'd say he's only just behind the Beatles and LZ in terms of importance.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)
# certainly more important than fucking Kylie... and, to my mind at least, more than the Rolling Stones.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
# yeah, def more important than the stones, although that's the sort of level he is at
I do think she's well worthy of the award tho
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ^agreed
and to be honest, I'd rate him well above the Beatles
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)
# oh thank god
i didn't want to say this but its true. living with two scousers for a year i've started having to watch what i say about the Beatles.


i'll still glass anyone who's got a bad word against the Jam though...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Scousers using the Beatles as an excuse to be proud of Liverpool
is rather like English football fans using 1966 as a reason to be proud of the English football team.

ie, A bit tired and overused.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)
# best. analogy. ever
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)
# it's all down to differing taste.
aside from 'Walrus' the Beatles have done fuck all to get me excited about their music. I prefer Lennon's solo stuff, but it's still not a regular thing on my playlist
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)
# the beatles have a few songs i like
and i respect what they accomplished but it doesn't engage me really. not like bowie. when if your mood is right and you put on Diamond Dogs, you can feel thousands of electric shocks on your skin from just how incredible the album is.
in fact i think i need to listen to that now
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I think a 'Bowie friday' is calling
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I agree that the songs have not all faired well enough to be held in such high regard
but you have to appreciate that they get bummed and played to death and they don't really resonate so very well today BUT I think music today would be very different if we hadn't had them AND if you get a couple of albums (mostly the later stuff) and listen to them through they're actually very very very good.

I also like Lennon's solo stuff, but find it so filled with hypocrisy that it fills me with rage
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# The Jam ... as in something Paul Weller has been involved with?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)
# this could get messy if you push this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# favourite?
Mine's the Eton Rifles
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Down at the tube station i adore :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# *clears throat*
Paul Weller is a tosser; the Jam are rubbish, as are the style council as are his solo efforts. Going Underground isn't all that bad if you don't hear it too often.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)
# the style council and his solo stuff can fuck off
but the jam were amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# *cough* shite *cough*
unless you actually mean The Jams, as in the Justified Ancients of MuMu, in which case you are correct sir, I will fight a bugger anyone who has a bad thing to say about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# YES
KLF TIEM
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I must say,
I am RISing on LZ :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Zeppelin
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)
# okay - but what does the L stand for...
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)
# the national anthem?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)
# he's got dodgy eyes
not a hope. also there is no justice, what about tony hart?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)
# yeah that'd be worthwhile.
has micheal burke been honoured yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Maybe he's turned them down
Its not really publised when people knock em back
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
# unless they go around screaming it themselves
yeah - I don't want your OBE ... so I'll title myself No BE ... or Nobe... like that Benjamin Zephaniah bloke who advertises rum through poetry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)
# neither has Jason Donavan
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
# he probably said he didn't want one like Robert Smith
well, to be precise Robert Smith told them to shove it up their arses
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)
# *wheels out anecdote*
my mum went to school with him.

i can't imagine that Bowie would refuse it though, he's never exactly been politically rebellious has he.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)
# ... meh
as a "musician" she has very little to offer imho ... I agree about the other stuff though.

gawdblessa
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Is she a musician?
I always thought she was an singer-entertainer
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)
# ^this also^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)
# She looked like an albino Christmas tree in that dress
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)
# that's one less christmas card i'll be sending this year.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)
# beautiful woman, yes
that 'dress', no
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)
# hahahahahaah
Archie has spoken, the fashion world takes note
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)
# it's either a dress, or she had nothing to wear and nicked a tablecloth on the way in
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)
# you are trinny
and i claim my five pounds
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Why in the fuck is B3ta gay for Kylie suddenly?
I didnt know they gave honours out for being lovely.

Kind of sums up the importance of the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)
# THERE HE IS!
BURN THE WITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# TOAOBE!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Yes Charles, you give her an OBE!
Can I give an Oboe?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# pink oboe?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I think it might be ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I wonder if the conversation at Buck Palace went:
Mum, Mum, Kylie is getting a gong - can I give it to her pleeeeeeeeeeeasssseeeeee?
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)
# rp from last night

subtle and mostly ignored previously
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)
# haha!~
That Lizzard, she's a one.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# And for 20 odd years in the music business
Surviving Stock Aitken and Waterman and making a career for herself.

Many people have got more for less.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I don't rate her or her music
but she has been going a long time (oo-er!) and I much prefer her to Madonna, who has been going on too long.

Just my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Good to see the colonials
getting in the awards as well.. It is the order of the British Empire after all!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)
# WOO YAY
also TOAP also men can get tit cancer too... and you don't even get the bonus of having tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)
# or it could have been for over 2 decades of service to the music industry
as well as all the good work she does for charity but doesn't like to talk about.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Took this of Boba Fatt chillin'...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Needs more eating bounties
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Also, I thought Boba was Somoan or something
You're not prejudiced are you? I thought not.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)
# oh god i really don't want to see these people
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)
# True
There's tubby, there's lardy and there's "keeping your wallet and keys in your rolls of flab so you don't have to carry a bag".
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)
# i'm having to adblock most of these just to keep my food down :(
ick
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)
# yuk!
and speaking of which, i just brushed my teeth using savlon, got my tubes mixed up. it really isn't nice but it's cured my halitosis.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)
# are you bruises all minty fresh now too?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] it's British superman!
Too much craptonite

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Mmmmm!
Cuddly Bear!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)
# slower than a speeding pensioner!
excellent stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Hehehe.
It would've been the horse that ended up in a wheelchair.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Zing!
: (
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:33, archived)
# It all balances out.
For every Christopher Reeve you have a Christopher Walken....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)
# HAhahaHAhah
brilliant
*click
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)
# :D British, you say?


:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)
# hehe the finishing touch
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)
# he's got a split (or merged) personality
since only Clark wears teh glasses and sooperdude wears teh cape (and pance on the outside)

ps
if he was a brit, he'd have a plaster holding his glasses together =-D

Also..
Wooo!!!! [click]
(eight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# He still looks rather dashing
er... in a non-gay way I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# ning


:-|
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Unexpected Livingroom LOL
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
Unexpected grimace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:25, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)
# The House that Dripped Blood!
and pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)
# That's just negligence on the part of the builder, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Bleedin cowboys...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# HAhahaahaha
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)
# *chuckle*
Got 'ny 'oes?
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] every little helps.........
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:23, archived)
# well
thanky :)
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Mmmmm!
Tesco Value Obesity!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] EXPERI *burp* AMUS
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:13, archived)
# JK ROWLING SQUATTING OVER A NOTEPAD
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:16, archived)
# seckseh
*blccchh boke
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:17, archived)
# *rubs eyes and yawns*
'ning
*scratches*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)
# 'ning
good scratch? back or front?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:23, archived)
# *holds hand under nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)
# *sniff sniff
the crease between bollocks and left leg i think
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)
# fucking hell!
O_O

*burns webcam*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)
# damn, my cheap thrills up in flames
was i actually right?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)
# yes! O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)
# damn it, why can't i use my psychic powers for anything useful.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Just give me 6 numbers between 1 and 49, that's all I ask
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)
# hah
4 5 13 22 44 45

good luck
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)
# :D
You'll know if I win since I'll be hammering on your door with a gold bar
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# hah
best way to have a door hammered
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)
# ex-belly-armus!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:17, archived)
# that's not harry potter it's roland browning
/vintage grange hill blog
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:18, archived)
# I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU ROH-LAND
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:20, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Mr Bronson is not impressed!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Oh my.
He definitely didn't have ANYTHING AT ALL noncey about him, did he?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)
# ;)
Good old Bronco.

Edit: Apparently, that wasnt even his real hair either! Would you ever have guessed?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:33, archived)
# hehehe
YOU BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)
# KAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)
# NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)
# DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:25, archived)
# KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Ning awl
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:25, archived)
# PEEEEEEEEEEESHAWARI
doesn't quite have the ring to it does it?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)
# PTANG YANG KIPPERBANG
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Olay Biscuit barrel
(slightly Silly)
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)
# CAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!


/Doctor Who reference
(mmmmm... pie, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I ATE A BABY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Did he eat Gandalf?
or what was that wizard called ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)
# tita tovenaar
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Thassaone!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Fucking Harry Potter!
But woo and arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)
# PEEEEEEEEEEEDO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Isnt he over 18 now?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Oh yeah...
...as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Fat British Celebrities: No. 12
Jay Kay Rolling


Click for bigger and uglier (642K)
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:27, archived)
# So many layers of woo
Got canned meat in my heels tonight babeh! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:30, archived)
# You know this boogie is for real
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:45, archived)
# hahahah, excellent!
and:

SPPAAANNNGGGGG!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:32, archived)
# i can't decide if those are disco balls or doughnuts on strings.
works either way, really.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:34, archived)
# could be mini death stars too, i suppose.
whatever way, i like it.

'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:35, archived)
# That's what I thought at first!
Night PB & 'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:57, archived)
# that's no mini-moon
etc
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Hehe...
2003 rp if I may...

"Harry Potter and the Lost Consonant" by:


(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:37, archived)
# Aaaaaahehehe
I knew it mustafa bindun.

Well played, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Taking nothing away from yours
my good sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Haha!
Good grief.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Hehe nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)
# j/k rofling.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:41, archived)
# XD
*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Oh, superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:45, archived)
# nice one
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:50, archived)
# 'ning guv'nor
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:02, archived)
# good morning young fella
just noticed the date and will shortly be heading off to hanover square to chuck used tea bags at the american embassy.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:05, archived)
# have that Johnny Yank!
This is what i think of your foreign policy and serious economic mis-management!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:14, archived)
# ^that as well
it was more of a tea thing really but while i'm there....

ashally going to gawp and throw buns at jahled today, which will be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)
# heh, smashing
why? is he the elephant man?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:24, archived)
# 'ning GSTQ
I only just remembered I haven't gaz'd you yet!
sorry, I've been so busy lately, I shall do it later!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:05, archived)
# that's frightfully sweet of you
it'll give me something to look forward to.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:06, archived)
# ha ha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:01, archived)
# smashing!
Is it me or is the quality of noobs very high at the moment?

Welcome, do stay.

'Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:01, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:06, archived)
# No,
it's just you.

Thangyouverymuch.



(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:07, archived)
# heheeh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:12, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Keep rollin', rollin, rollin', rollin'
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:08, archived)
# If you love Limp Bizkit so much
why don't you just marry them!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:15, archived)
# OK!
*marries*
*divorces*
*takes half of all their monies*
*profit!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:22, archived)
# SUCCESS!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Oh my!
It almost seems too easy...
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Well
There are some sacrifices. I'd have to "consummate" the marriage.

*boke!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm
consommé
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)
# hah, turned to a thin soup
best thing for them really
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)
# erm
Return of the space cow meat?
(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:16, archived)
# hahaha
I used to worry about the future
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:16, archived)
# jaye kay ROFLing
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)
# 4th July - Home Guard
(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:17, archived)
# I would SO buy that!
spacial chat would be filled with "You stupid boy" non-stop :D

'ningles eveyone
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:20, archived)
# Log in details: for the Dad'd Army MMORPG
Username:
Error. Don't tell him, Pike
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:22, archived)
# I can imagine the tech support telling you not to panic when something goes wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:24, archived)
# "hang we'll just put you through to a tech support specialist"
"we're all doomed!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Ha ha Yesssss
This is brill, my head is all full of WWII sillyness at the moment and this hits all the right buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Hold on to your lunch
Edit: Faster, with shading but no better.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:20, archived)
# Can I hold on to my willy instead?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:35, archived)
# WAIT YOUR TURN.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:46, archived)
# so half the planet never sees the moon in this crazy model of yours.
damn you and your anti-science hate-speech.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:36, archived)
# Model?
This is the TRUTH. It says so here, therefore it is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:41, archived)
# the internet is just a lie spreading hatemachine.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:46, archived)
# True
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:48, archived)
# Lies!

(hotrodzombie, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:49, archived)
#
lie thigh
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:10, archived)
# buys
sells to flat earth society
profits
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)
# That's no moon
...
(ormondroyd, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I haven't shot my lunch yet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:36, archived)
# well just rub faster
oh...lunch
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:38, archived)
# boom boom!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:39, archived)
# There it goes now!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:58, archived)
# whoosh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:04, archived)
# I wish I'd brought me brolly
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:05, archived)
# It's raining mayo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:14, archived)
# time to make some cake.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:19, archived)
# :-)
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:23, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:42, archived)
# wish i'd brought my brolly
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)
# that reminds me of that toy.
the one from my childhood that only girls were allowed to play with.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:27, archived)
# This is actually what happens you know
But obviously once a month, and not quite as much.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Oh, and
If you took time lapse photography over the month, you might set it at 7.25 days or something, then the planet would actually have the same bit facing the moon all the time.

My only complaint is that the orbit of the moon seems to be at 90 degrees to the plane of orbit of the sun, as the sun must be directly behind the observer for the planet to be constantly lit up. Which is absurd.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:01, archived)
# well I got it anyway
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Phat Britain
BOIIIEEE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:30, archived)
# daaaamn grrrrl.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:49, archived)
# THESE COLOURS DON'T RUN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:58, archived)
# majar...
...is a mighty, massive creature hewn from the solid stone of the underworld. on the shoulders of majar sits a small, green being that goes by the name of chav.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:04, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:37, archived)
# Slava Slav?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:04, archived)
# heh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:19, archived)
# O_o
*is veritably mesmerised*
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:52, archived)
# square egg.

i boiled up some eggs earlier, and while they were hot, i peeled one and stuck it in a small wooden teabox, then pressed it with two additional pieces of wood to make it square. whee. shown here with a normal ovular egg, and i just ate them both.

bonus pics: pie i baked earlier tonight, my neighbourkitty rufus, and rufus, blurry.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:29, archived)
# Pffft!
"Ovular".

*spang*

XD
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:32, archived)
# i'll ovoid any more geometric commentary.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:38, archived)
# Did the yolk go square too?
I might have to go get an egg separator.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:32, archived)
# yep, the egg was square too.
not perfectly, but pretty close.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:40, archived)
# i loathe eggs with a passion
but congrats for having fun with them

nice looking pie tho
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:33, archived)
# danke.
the pie is not bad - a few leftover blueberries and raspberries, a couple of nectarines and some fresh blackberries i picked the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:42, archived)
# I hope it doesn't hatch
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:45, archived)
# if it does hatch, i hope mutant square chickenspiders emerge.
all covered in mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:48, archived)
# Shocking.
You'd need all new egg-cups
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:49, archived)
# i'll just use my shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:05, archived)
# square
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:12, archived)
# that was (s)quick(en).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:32, archived)
# mmm.
i could really eat some eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:50, archived)
# i should have cut it in half diagonally to make two egg pyramids.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:55, archived)
# Platonic'n'tasty
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:19, archived)
# they were delicious in each shape, i assure you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:28, archived)
# SQEGG!!!
nice!
(Grobie, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:31, archived)
# SQEGG!!!
its everything science hoped for and more!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:42, archived)
# i may try and build a pyramidal one, but i think that might stress out the egg too much.
only one way to find out, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:29, archived)
# This is GOOD

yay for egg science!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:36, archived)
# i am a registered scientician.
that reminds me, i have a phd in symmography. i'm like a doctor and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:30, archived)
# Just one thing: was the yolk square too?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:41, archived)
# bravo sir
squeggy goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:42, archived)
# thanks.
i was supposed to bake cookies but i just gave up and sat my ass down.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Cuboid!
looks cool though
(pdjpdj, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Arse
I missed my 6th b3rthday...

Anyone ever see the likes of Pob, Pickledpizza, CurryMonster, SimonWicks[Coo], Koit, LordKronos, Bananaman, munkt0n, Spacefish, Professor Fnord, Witchy etc...




or am I just really old...?


(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:22, archived)
# spacefish is still around
and I'm sure I've seen pickledpizza and professor fnord show up more than a couple of times

but yes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:25, archived)
# koit posts his creations on /links occasionally
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:28, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear of your cat defecit
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:29, archived)
# so am i, most bummed
burial tomorrow with the children in attendance
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:31, archived)
# That sucks...
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:31, archived)
# aww, sorry. i just saw your sig, too.
i'd be a mess if i were you. humans mean nothing to me, but cats are perfect and should be immortal.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:43, archived)
# Never mind...

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:29, archived)
# Yes - you're old


Also do you remember a robotic egg called Ludvig?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:32, archived)
# well, happy belated.
as others mentioned, some of those people are still about. if you run a search for them you can add them as friends (thus having their recent work show up on your friends' page) or send them a note via their profiles. those features may not have been on board last time you were here.

catch up - i'm sure you were missed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:46, archived)
# Thanks for the kind words...
...but I'm sure I wasn't! ;-)

So...I did do a quick search, and like a numpty, can't see any 'friends' add...

Apologies for being a dullard...
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:50, archived)
# well, then use the magic gaz system to send them pornadoes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:54, archived)
# LINK TO "FRIENDS" PAGE
www.b3ta.com/users/manage.php?friends
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:27, archived)
# Why, thank you
You just made an old man very happy...
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)
# I'm sure I've heard of all of them
but about half of them never post here any more
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:38, archived)
# TOMFOOLERIES!


Click for bigger (238KB)

Hey everyone, long time lurker but new poster, thought I'd start things off with a bit of that ol' digital art tomfoolery that's apparently all the rage these days. What do you fine people think?

If the tomfoolery is not in your taste or interest, what sort of music is?


(Radio Atlantis, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 5:45, archived)
# I like any music that is about ACCUSED OF DRINKOS PEE-PEE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:00, archived)
# ALSO:
www.b3ta.com/links/Serge_Charlotte_Gainsbourg_Lemon_Incest
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:00, archived)
# ...
WHAT
THE

HELL?
(Radio Atlantis, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:04, archived)
# MAYBE HIS LEGS HAD JUST GROW BEFORE DRINKOS PEE-PEE
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:01, archived)
# hi there.
My taste in music is a bit odd. I quite like punk rock. Best lightly suateded and served with a creamy sauce.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:00, archived)
# If only....
If only there was some technological marvel that could verify spelling before posting
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:02, archived)
# there is
but it don't have one here and I'm too lazy to check
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:05, archived)
# I'd like a machine that could choose the right words to make a post sound nice
rather than words that could be read in the wrong tone, making the poster sound like an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:06, archived)
# But what if I want to sound like an arse? I suppose I could post
pwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:07, archived)
# pfft
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)
# exactly
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)
# i've got it!
TIME MACHINES, I think they're called
(Radio Atlantis, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)
# punk rock, eh?
I used to be quite the rebel in my day, let me tell you. By the way, what's considered 'punk rock' nowadays? Seems to me these things change around once a fortnight.
(Radio Atlantis, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:06, archived)
# actually I listen to anything
I just choose punk rock for my "tastes" cooking gag.

Feel free to substitute R&B old school rock etc...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:08, archived)
# nicely done.
i like tomfoolery and music, but not mayonnaise tomfoolery or mayonnaise music.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:10, archived)
# But... then..
How about just mayonnaise?
(Radio Atlantis, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:11, archived)
# POSTBEAR REFUSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE MAYONNAISE CAKE.
HE PROBABLY DENIES THE HOLOCAUST TOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:12, archived)
# i deny the mayonnaise holocaust, it's true.
but, most of the other ones happened. the pickled onion holocaust in particular was quite a naughty time.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:17, archived)
# "If there was a pickled onion holocaust, why are there still pickled onions?"
-postbear
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:21, archived)
# onions learn to adapt. survive.
ENGAGE.
(Radio Atlantis, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:25, archived)
# AIDED BY GIMLETS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:56, archived)
# OH NO
Not the maynnaise cake!
(Radio Atlantis, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:17, archived)
# IT'S NOT SO DIFFICULT TO IMAGINE.
INSTEAD OF USING EGGS AND FAT, USE MAYONNAISE. ADD SUGAR.

IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY, RADIO ATLANTIS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:20, archived)
# wait, wait wait a minute here...
BUT...
EGGS + FAT = MAYONNAISE...
Could it be?
I think I may be on to something here
Or is all this a giant coincidence?
(Radio Atlantis, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:22, archived)
# WAKE UP, BOOARD!


it's a beautiful morning etc ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 5:40, archived)
# Certainly beautiful,
not exactly morning over here, however.
(Radio Atlantis, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 5:50, archived)
# LET THE GASTROPOD CELEBRATION COMMENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)
# ...
-commences-
(Radio Atlantis, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:10, archived)
# Saosin. Just a mess about.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 3:19, archived)
# From where I'm standing
this looks very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 3:25, archived)
# I didn't mean to mislead you.


I'm actually sitting.
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Oh...
well...still. Thank you. I can forgive you for the misleading-ness.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 3:35, archived)
# HE HAS MISLEAD B3TA
HE MUST RESIGN!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 4:12, archived)
# I AM NOT B3TA
I AM KILLERKITTI!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 4:18, archived)
# WELL THAT'S YOUR FAULT!!
I READ HE WAS STANDING, AND BELIEVED HIM TO BE STANDING, BUT THEN HE CONFESSED - HE LIED ON THE INTERNETZ, WHAT ARE WE COMING TO?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 4:24, archived)
# Hmm?
But...I read it...on the net...therefore it's true.

*confuzeled*
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 4:54, archived)
# HE LIED!!!
he said he was standing and then admitted to sitting!! HE LIED
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 4:57, archived)
#
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 5:28, archived)
# I think we need a tribunal
to determine the extent of this allegation
and if it to be true, how far back these
lies have spread
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:46, archived)
# y'r'honour,
The plaintive of the party of the first part clearly stated "from where I'm standing", even though his pository position was not infact, ipso facto, erect at the time of when it happened.

Call the first witness.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Bukkake?
But I liked this bit;
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)
# You made him green!
Hahaha.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)
#
blog.toothpastefordinner.com/journal.php?user=toothpaste&id=880&readcomment=1
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 3:47, archived)
# LOL
whut!?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 4:01, archived)
# he drinkos peepee
he like the taste
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 4:13, archived)
# no you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 4:17, archived)
# yes dear
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 4:25, archived)
# whoa
How'd you make this?
-is intrigued
(Radio Atlantis, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 5:46, archived)
# PIGCRIME!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:18, archived)
# shameless pearoast

not going to compo, as not really fits the brief, but it's worth a giggle, and definately relevent!
(Virulent, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# RIS?
Sorry l8
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Whos it Carpenter
Died of a heart attack related to her anorexia..

Im 22.. you have no excuse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Ah,
Not really legible on t'tin...sorry.
Err.

Lol?

Almost.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)
# I would liketo just say
that I love the first picture in your profile. Yeah. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 3:02, archived)
# why do birds suddenly appear?
oh, they're vultures, because she's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:07, archived)
# I giggle therefore I am...
a very sick puppy. I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Heir iz a v3ri crud3li draw3n cock 3 3 3333£££


It’s a test, designed to provoke an emotional response

bitisitart
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# ROFTELZ TAHT IS LEIK S0 FUNNEH LOLOLOL!!!111!!!eleven!!!
iF NE1 OUT DERE IN INTERNETZ WAN2CYBER WID ME gaz ME!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)
# woah
WOAH!
WWWWWOOOOAAAAAHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Fat Britain?
(Virulent, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Was waiting for this...
...tried it on old banknotes and stuff, but there was only the 50p so it was all a bit pants.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# aome kid of promo for royal mail
Or so I assume, that's what the sacks were originally.
This compo's got me a lil stumped I'm afraid :-/
(Virulent, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:42, archived)
[challenge entry] It'll make me rich!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# two burgers?
three pots of red slurp

two portions of onion rings?

how odd
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a bit late but it's the best I've got..


As In Where Dead People Go.
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)
# you don't
spell it like that
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 8:54, archived)

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