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# whats love got to do with it??
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(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *signs up*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Is that Ike?
He died recently didn't he?
and she was quite hot back in the day...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# she were, now she's all bald and shit though
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Whooooaaaaa
Won't you take me home tonight!

Freddie had it right :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# THIS IS IN TIME TO FREE BIRD
FUCKING ROCK!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# freeeeeeeeeebiiiird yeeea-eeaaah
*rocks out*

I was headbanging to this on the bus this morning.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# * Video or it is not true!

EDIT: Noon Captain!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Yes, because I video myself at every point in my day to day existence.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha...
Sorry, I was thinking of k3b/-\b when I said that....
I know he does...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I think about you all the time wobbly
but I don't have a video cam. alas.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# my bands doing a reggae version of the verse and chours
then breaking into a fuck rock solo with combined guitar and bass harmonies!!!

cant wait for the gig tonight :D:D:D

EDIT: - ill try and get you a video...the sound quality might not be so good tho
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Ahhhh
a mate of mine's DJing tonight and it's my bloke's birthday so we'll be in the pub having a dance.

Well, I'll be dancing, he'll be headbanging.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# dreads in yr eyes :(
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# natty
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# post deleter
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# *Is going to Iron Maiden tomorrows..
FUCKING ROCK!!!!!!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# YOU BASTARD!!!
i envy you SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!

enjoy it and spluff on them for me:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha...
*Will do!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# First Maiden gig?
Have fun. Don't go near 'Bruce', his breath stinks.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# 'bruce'
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# 'sheila'
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Nicole?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Papa!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# BRUCE DICKINSON
www.ironmaiden.com/index.php?categoryid=14&p2_articleid=330

Hehe - Unshopped photo but he looks like he is wearing a hat in the mirror!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I KNOW WHO BRUCE IS hahahahahahaha
was just querying the ' '
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Not his real name.
That's his dad's name.

Well, according to my parents, who used to be mates with his dad back when we lived up north.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# OIC
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# ' '
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Not the 1st... but it has been a while...
Thank you for the advice though...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Any time :D
Have an awesome time though, it's been an age since I went to a big gig. Last proper big one I went to was.... erm...

Probably ISIS. Hang on...*thinks*

Aye. ISIS, Boris and Oxbow Trio.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# My sons are well into Funeral for a Friend..
So that was the last gig two gigs I have been to
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Ooooh, poor you!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha...
*Actually likes FFAF
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# surreal and fab
this is my fave queen song. One day someone will walk past my kitchen window when i'm singing it and i'll be sent to the top of the charts.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Fat bottomed girls FTW
:)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# in every which way possible
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# THAT WAS WRITTEN BY BRAIN MAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Yay!



(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Woo!
:)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# hahahaha suberp!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# All I can picture now is the pub scene from Shaun of the Dead...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I sing that as an encore !
always goes down well. :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
I just realized my phone can handle animated gif's as a background! So I put it on there and it works. That makes you even more my hero. So much more!

woo!
*gleeeeees*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I was eating a Twirl
and I pfflrrrted chocolate flakes all over my keyboard at "I'm having a ball".
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
... took me a little while.

Excel Ant
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Haha!!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# lovely stuffs
:)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ooh.
more obese celebrities and their means to cope with obesity in the future. This challenge is hilarious. I suggest some of you read it, it's so good.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# "How will our celebrities adjust to their growing girth? What will life be like when we're all massively overweight?"
i read it to mean one or the other, not necessarily both?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# He would've gotten away with it
if it wasn't for you, pesky kid.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I gave up worrying about it years ago.
Fraser never has a clue these days and he just goes for whatever people vote for. The problem with that is people who hardly ever post ( because they are frankly shit with the tools ) vote for anything they can where they see they can make something regardless of how dire it makes b3ta for the week. Couple that with 90% of the rest of b3ta never actually reading the challenge beyond latching on to 3 words at most and we end up with the sort of joke that was not, I suspect, the intention of the author back when we started the challenge posts.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# what percentage of b3tans never actually read the last sentence of the challenge ?
You must be lonely - please take this as my acknowledgment of your existence.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Haha, fuck off beau
you've known me before. I just might have been using another name. Thanks for the scathing put down. It's hasn't had the desired effect but it made me giggle a bit.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# ..
:-)
I thought you must be an older member, you're comment about 'years' 'back when we started' did seem excessive as your current user name has only been on the go for just over 2 years.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Shock horror, people like to participate when they feel they can.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# BAahaha!
/clicks like a man possessed.
This deserves FP.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# happy Independence day American pals
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# AH COULDA BEEN AT A BARBEQUE
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *forgets*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *regrets*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# yup!
i was hoping you'd see it!

the fucking trees are against us!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# THIS ^
is true!

*FACT
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# i suggest in future we celebrate july 4th by pushing crates of budweiser in to the thames
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# but surely that would reduce the relative alchohol content of the thames?
think of the whales, man!

they'd go off quicker
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# HA HA HA
you know I love you don;t you?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I have the scars
:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Harlot!

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Waspy!!!
I didn't mean it, I was drunk, he tricked me, it was my twin brother, it was a auto complete mistake, the army told me you were dead, I'm under a lot of pressure at work, he was there for me while you were away, we love each other as friends, it's complicated... he dazzled me with chedge ... and so on.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# If we're getting confessional
I also took him in his chedge, but dammit man, I didn't like it and I was thinking of you!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *embraces*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# *elbows*

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# What, like at 60 miles an hour?
That'd be ace, we could ride them about. To the Isle of Dogs, Mr Whale! WHEEEEEE!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# it's the only way to travel
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# i love you :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I scratch you eyes out bitch
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
#
budweuserpetrol thfl
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# i would second this..
..but i don't think it should be limited to July the 4th..
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I'd suggest import restrictions
so that we don't have to bother putting it in the Thames.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# i suggest we send that
"headache in a bottle" back to the fucking yanks, with their "fresh beer tastes better" shite!

IT NEEDS TO AGE!

Cains lager for instance, Aged in oak for 3 months, and its the BEST DAMN LAGER AROUND!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Holsten's worse. Fuck, it's so bloody painful.
Nice pint of Abbot please, barkeep.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# bah!
get a pint of hobgoblin down ya gullet!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I don't drink in their pubs any more, they make me feel old.
It's all 18 year olds on their 9th sambuca wetting themselves and setting fire to the curtains.

Plus Abbot's richer. It's a nicer beverage.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# how many times do I need to edumacate you people
... it doesn't really matter what it is as long as it's nice, it's not factory produced and full of chemicals, and it's served properly, in a pint or half pint glass with a nip of something which goes well... the important thing is the choice of whisky to go with it - if you're having a porter you need something strong like an Ardged, if it's a summer ale you want something more delicate like an Dalwhinney
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# remember
have fun with it, experiment with combinations; when you find something which works, try and remember it for the future and after years of careful drinking you'll find you have a few nicely honed "sets" which you'll be able to pull out to suit the occasion.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# knowing what to drink and when is a fine art which takes years of practice and dedication
yes - you could be a normal idiot and get wrecked on Wife Beater like a moron and not really get any pleasure out of it OR you could develop the palette of a connoisseur, know what you're drinking and love it; constructing a fine and enjoyable night of drinking is just as complicated and worthwhile an endeavour as putting together a fine meal or a night of entertainment. It deserves attention and if you put in a little effort you will be rewarded ten fold.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# i had a sour hobgoblin yesterday :(
the bottom of the barrel is always horrid. Had it swapped for a Black Sheep, glug glug glug
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# budvar is the finest lager, along side tiger
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# The name gives it away
C19: from German Lagerbier 'beer brewed for keeping', from Lager 'storehouse'; cf. laager and lair1.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I thought Budweiser
was Thames water!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# ^this
also - the Liffey is murky and has a foamy head - coincidence?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# pouring water intot he thames?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# ah yes, special "monument destroying laser"
:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# i looove the new lighting!
=D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# about Dre?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# ...that it's all real?
/take that
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Dre Day '08
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# terrible film
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# but it's filled with patriotgism!
america saves the world! yeee haw!

*throws hat into the air*

*shoots hat*

*pulls out a burger, eats it*

yee haw!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# They need to remake the film with Biplanes dammit!
Or at least someone should reedit it so that when the Americans morse code everyone else to organise the attack they realise the Aliens are only attacking them, because they're gits.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# :D
because the whole world would grind to a halt if they weren't in charge :D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I saw this film on Independence Day in a cinema just outside Dallas
And I was the only Brit. It was a cacophony of "WOOOOO" and "HELL YEAH" in there.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# 4th of July you say?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# that prawn would fuck you up
lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] no apologies
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# yummy!
the chips that is, the human is messed up
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I'd squirt my sauce on both of them
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# PWHOAR WOULD AND HAVE
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Why does this ^ not surprise me?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# well, generally, carets(^) aren't that surprising
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
#


cock
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# go cock yourself


COCK
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha
go cock yourself (with knobs on)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# right :D
go cock a bowl of cock with a cock!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# win!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# and you can stop encouraging him as well !
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# GO DISCO GO DISCO! GO DISCO!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# unending repitition
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hey. I'm unfussy,
and I like chips
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# hahahahahah
Jimmy Carr?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# IS THAT HER FUCKING STOMACH HANGING OUT THE BOTTOM?!?!?!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# it's her lady hole
.....
.....

..../coat
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# either that or her cunt has prolapsed.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# it's a flap
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Pwhoar
I bet that tastes salty!
:D

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# nice hat sir
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Thank you
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# saltier than an anchovies snatch...
...when I was there
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# EXPERIMENTAL DINOSAURS GONE WRONG!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Thanks to Prodigy69



(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# :)
The best sock has been surpassed! this is win
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# a beautiful marriage
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Wins!
Will there be a fatsock I wonders
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# yey
sock for the win!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# This is without doubt
The very best Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrbbbb yet.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# S O O O O O O O O O O O O O C C C K K K !

* WWIONOS
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I tried to make the back of his throat and his tongue
woolly textured but it was over 600Kb C]}:0(

Thanks though!


(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I love the blinking :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
#
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(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
aceness
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# BLAAAAAARRRB!
Nice! Wheres the tongue vibration though?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# All this blarbing...
Are you on a mission to blarb everything in the known universe?
If not, why not?!
...I would be amazed if you managed to Blarb a Giant Isopod...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# is it...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# WOO!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# needs more wogan
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# such is life
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *Wogans*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *wogans*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# oh joy
now i've got the image of wogans coosh in my brain forever
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *is aware*


edit: this was supposed to be a reply to discomeats' post down there *points*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# never enough Wogan
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hell yeah!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Wogan is a alien
No really man, BE WARE!

BEWARE!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Please tell me you shopped that skin on his neck.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# ha
amazingly it looks like that regardless of shoppery
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# it is his own skin!
grafted in the time honoured tradition
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# stickle bricks?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Do you work for Lotus?
.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# No, not since the restraining order
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Alternative...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# gah!
the ultimate twat!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# This made me smile
even though old Tel is an Agent of the Government and it was him who caused the Down Fall of the once Great and Glorious David Icke...

have some Woo-age.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I think he managed that on his own, what with being mental and all
:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# S.O.S.


Click for bigger (110KB)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# hahah I'm not surprised.
Still would to the brown haired chick though
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# they'd both get it 20 years ago
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# they both did get it.
then the blue unction cleared it up.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# i think i'd probably still do them
how old are they?

Fuuuuuuuuck. One's older than my dad, the other is the same age as mum.

Well, no chance of sending them up the duff, but possibly a little loose.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# 2 bonuses, go for it kiddo
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# AND I HAVE A WONDERFULL COLLECTION OF ALLEN KEYS!!!!
TO SWEDEN AND A SCREW!!!!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Hah, do not under any circumstances go anywhere near Agnetha.
She's batshit. She had a relationship with her stalker, for one...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hahahah
'noon M'am
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Noon...
I've got a right shitstorm of a day, I'm allowing myself half an hour's lunch. But after this I've got a WHOLE WEEK OFF!

How are you?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# cracking
just had a nommy baguette. Home alone at the weekend so i'll have to figure out something fun to do. Probably just drinks and smokes with the boys.

Whatcha go'n do with the free week?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Smoke, watch care bears, sexytime, metal gear solid.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# aside from the carebears
that sounds like a pretty perfect week.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Have you seen the first carebears movie? It's ace.
Tell him, someone.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# what is a carebear?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# it's like a robot hooker from the future
but with guns
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Kewl
Can I have one?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# A bear who cares, doi.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# interestingly enough I've seen the My Littly Pony Movie
where an evil goat tries to kill them all... I think.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# cracking
dunno how much holiday time i've accrued so far this year. need to save some for honey-moon, but could do with a chill too.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Well it's the wife's birthday today
and as we couldn't take it off, we're taking next week instead.

Plus it's been several years since I had a week off. Days here and there, yes, but not a week.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# it's dangerous
... I'm just back from being away from work and now I want to not be here -- a lot.

if only I had some sort of skill or talent... rather than this boring ability to work with numbers and sometimes have good ideas.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# fuck a stoned care bear with a solid metal gear
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Well I wish another couple of birds would
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# No, you really don't.
Well, unless you want to wake up in your flat, on a stripped bed, smelling smoke coming in from the garden because your girlfriend of a few years is burning your bedsheets due to 'the fibres'. (edit: should point out this happened to a mate, not Agnetha's stalkerlover)

Leave the mad girls alone.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# mad girls need love too
... but they probably have to pay for it.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# mad girls need love too
lovely restrictive, buckled love. That comes in rubber boxes. Biiiiiiig rubber boxes.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# how is this box constructed out of rubber?
is it reinforced in some manner or is it just strong rubber?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Reinforced with walls, a floor and a ceiling.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
#
and don't forget the moulded into the wall bed with no sharp corners and "strong bedding" :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# that's the sexiest kind!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Hah, not after the pills it isn't.
*dribbles*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# sedated too? Hot Dog!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Mnnnnng are you my new doctor?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Yes, yes I am
*pulls back glove in a stereotypical style
SNAP
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# does this apply the other way around
for women to leave mad blokes alone?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Oh yes, my ex (I say ex, not really, see my old QOTW answers) was a bit *hums the magic roundabout*
luckily, he wasn't mad enough to think my dad was joking.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# bugger
how can I disguise various...um...conditions?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Lots of weed.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# yes, that's definitely the cure for people who are already moderately unhinged
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# shirley that's a stalkers ultimate ambition
... you've got to hand it to her - she knows how to keep the hardcore fans happy!

Also - after ning
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Maybe I should have banged my stalkers
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Lovely style.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# ha ha ha
scrige srcige and jab jab with a fork.

ACENESS
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# oh dottie...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# heheh
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Mamma Mia!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
#
here you come again?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Looking better than a body has a right to?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# again?

What have i missed this morning then?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# i succesfully guessed what Dixon had been scratching
then there were some funneh posts. usual thing really.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha.
excellent style!

also monte carlo or bust is on in a bit with pete and dud! hurrah!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# QUICK!! GENERATE A SET OF PSEDUORANDOM NUMBERS
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hahahaha
very topical sir!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Ha ha, love the tortured expressions.
You did some Jack the Ripper stuff aaaaaages back.
Did you also do something about SpringHeeled Jack, or am I mixing you up with someone else?

Edit: I am now not sure you did the JTR stuff either, so my headbrain is all confused.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# the strained expression is simply because they listen to their own music
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Ha ha I didn't want to be one the one to say it.
You see I have casually dissed 70s band of this ilk before and almost been lynched for it.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# come one come all try to lynch me I can post all day! I can post all day! and they still couldn't lynch me!
ABBA is shit there's no use denying it.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# haha!
lovely stuff as usual
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# another one
the flood will now come to a halt I think. My mind is now blank. Suggestions for more nerdy game cheats/quotes? Gaz me please :)

/wonders if anyone will get this one

CFB


click for the ones I made so far
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# that's a....etc
LUNCHTIME

No, RISing, as with all the others
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Chedge?

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# love a bit of chedge I do
/on the buses blog
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# have you done the Konami code?
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I though of doing that yes
you have just re-motivated me :)

edit: although I believe there is already a shirt 'out there' with the konami code
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# A B A C A B B
Mortal Kombat's gore code on the megadrive.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Tekken moves ftw?
Paul phoenix for pref
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# *slap* Yoshimitsu FTW
:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# *tenstrings*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# that should greatly enhance my warp rattler!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Gradius!! ^_^
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# tho I prefer the arcade original
due to being "skool", and all :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# indeed :)

spent a small fortune on that game in the arcades
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I could do it on 1 life :)
still can

can I fuck do salamander anymore though, I'm too old and decrepit
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Goal Scoring SuperStar hero?
TOO MANY DEMERITS. YOU'RE FIRED!

Return to frigate?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# see the link
for explainatory
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Just making suggestions :p
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# This was all I could find on the subject
www.cafepress.com/dudicalcouture.27150497

I'd like a t-shirt with "So that's a neato what now right?" on it.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# we need more obscure B3ta T-Shirts

plus one that says 2/27 :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# where baby buses come from

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# what a cute little baby bus
*likes muchly*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Hahah what?!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# haha!!
lovely!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Aw sweet.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha
What?

PS: NING ALL and that ^ needs more wheels?

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I guess busses are like tadpoles
gday wobbly.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ningK
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] At a beach near you...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# THERES A WHALE ON THE BEACH!


that poor sand!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# thats not fat
its musclie :\
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# You've got to admire her
for having the bresticular fortitude to put on a bikini and go out on a public beach looking like that.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# aye, fairplay
i'm a big lad but don't shy away from getting nude/ into trunks when the opportunity presents.

NO SHAME
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *high fives*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# tbh
she'd be better going the whole hog and abandoning the bikini in favour of a nuddy beach...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# are nudist beaches good pickup spots?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# not if visibly arroused
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# bugger
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# if you've got a huge cock
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I thought you weren't allowed to bring pets
or domesticated animals...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# oh my, some beaches are just so repressed
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# bugger
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I'm not sure
I suppose it depends on how impressive you look naked.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# bugger
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# this
i'm not a naturist, but do reckon we should all get nude more often, it's great
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# *gets nude*
*does ward rounds*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# yeah - I'm with the Japanese on this one
community nakedness is a good thing.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# indeed
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# it's like evolution in reverse
she's lost her legs and arms and she's just waiting for Global warming to really kick in...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# BACKTITS!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hahah
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# aw there's no need to be rude to her.
I'd do her if she was nice.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
She said bum...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# This lady, is a product of the engineering labs of chedge industries
:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# So sad.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# quick and very very smooth
check you out!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# the hills have eyes
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# and the elephants have big ears
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] All you can eat.


Click for bigger (129KB)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# fucking hell
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# horse gums
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Is this you?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Yup. GIVE ME A SUGAR CUBE.
Sadly, it's not me. Sorry.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# theres one of them
hairy caterpillars on his top lip :D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# well - erm...
Paul Weller's shit isn't he?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Bloody hell!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Crikey!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] little fat burger kids
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# There's not a lot you can say to that
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# other
than that kid on the right is the michelin mans son :D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# burgers!
tasty burgers!

get them, before they get you!

:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] He's not FAT!! He's just got big bones...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# looks Chinese in the last frame
¦¬)

/ninja!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Lacist!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# DYSELXIC RACIST
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Not dyslexic.
Chinise, as in one who is from Chinland. I belive Sarah Jessica Parker's heritage is Chinise.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# i believe Gail Platt was castout of Chinland
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# rice-ist
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *Waits for his head to explode*
*waits*


*waits some more*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# take that kid into care, now
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# the mother
is the one id have put down
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# You think you could carry the kid?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not too keen on the new anti-obesity campaign
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Sweet merciful Jebus!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# That chap, is filled with chedge!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Excellent.
I recognise that fat man, but it turns out it's not the fat man I was thinking of...

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Pfft.
The guy in the picture on the screen is a famous A/S/L reply.

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=14+f+cali&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Chedge time!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# \o/
CHEDGE!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDGDGDGDGDE!
:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Chedder Wedge!
Chedge!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# an excuse for a a last night pea!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# loved this last night
still do
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Norks + Wonderbra
Norks Higher!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# i am now going to call
yorkshire "norkshire" forever :-)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# you may also enjoy
Cuntingdon
and Dickcock
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# and Wancashire.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# thanks
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Haha!
That nipple is Leeds City, and the aureole is the span of control of Leeds Metropolitan District Council.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# chedge chedge chedge!
:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# CHEDGE!!!
TJ: - THE TREES ARE WATCHING US

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Watching me, WATCHING YOOOOOOOOO
SWEET CAROLINE

BAH BAH BAH!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# :-D
if i wasnt listening to King Crimson, that'd be stuck in my head

;-)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# DOH! Hoist by my own petard!
*rummages in bag for mp3 player to exorcise the Diamond*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# this tree is a master in the art of chedge
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# * Original (done by me)
and closer up
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I rather like the little shocked face at the bottom
that appears to be going o.O
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# CHEDGE on

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# POWER CHEDGE!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# CHEDGE!
:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# what could be better, than a traditional bit of chedge
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# HMM

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# hehhehe
compo it :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# umm really?
how does this fit with the brief?

Funny it certainly is tho. grammar gone bad, not know why
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# nah its not for Ze kompo
just mindless ramblings
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# well, if britain gets THAT fat, we're all gonna be one to a bus...
...so it'll be more like a taxi type thing...


that's just how I interpreted it
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# hhaha
one to a bus..... can you imagine Oxford street in rush hour hahahaha
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# oic
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# doesnt look very tasty
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# wanna shake on it?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# what a smashing reptilian freak
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# It's got the raging 'orn
and I don't like the way it's looking at me
*Hides behind Vagabond*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Fret not, little one! *ruffles hair, smokes pipe*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Do you mind?!
It took me ages to get my hair looking like it too no time at all!

*ruffles back*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# you dropped this> 'k'
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Rationing
don't you know there's a war on?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# sorry
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Wide boy cameleon and his little wide boy mate
Don't trust 'em
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Lovely.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha marvellous
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# TEEFS!
:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# AAAAAAajudication!
/Judge John Deed on PS2
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# What did Ryu say when Ken asked him to marry him?
I-DO-KEN!

*sigh* childish humour.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# lol!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# CONSEULA-FEW-GITS!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# jank jack de verchis!
yoooken! yoooken!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# That's a neato what now right
/ac
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# deja vu
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Fuck me
Am it spam fieday?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# fuck you indeed
it's not spam.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# no offence ofcourse
:)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# *fucks*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# As with most things, you should probably pay more attention to the small print..
/ac

Your response was by far the classier though c_kick..
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# hehe I chortled when I typed it
/nerd
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)

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