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[challenge entry] fat cocks

Click for biggererer

edit: Fanks you lovelies, now I'd better make dinner :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)
# mind that!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
# wow
nice
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
# hhahahaha, EXCELLENT!
*clicks*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
# ^ this
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# That train's going nowhere if a fatty does decide to get on.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)
# FIGHT PIPES!
Malty, fluorescent goodness!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# *claps*
*hugs*
*tickles*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
#
hihihihihihihihihihi :D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I'm covering the phones for the last hour of business (it's like being 19 again)
then I'm OFF for a WEEK!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)
# A WEEK??
lucky, lucky lady :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# A whole week!
I know, I'm a jammy sort. I'm going to fondle moonbeams, eat tiramisu with a long spoon...

and decorate.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)
# *contacts fancy dress shop about a moonbeam disguise*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# *contacts fancy dress shop about a long spoon disguise*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# 'This moonbeam feels a lot more substantial than before....'
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# nicely
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# That's either South Ken on Gloucester Road:P
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# It's london-underground-lf7u.jpg apparently
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I only know Baker St and Marylebone that well.
Maybe it's because I'm (not) a Lahndanaaaaah

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Barbican?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Mornington Crescent???
:-)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# :D
Very nicely done!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# haha
hello there little feller
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# there's no fucking reason why he SHOULDN'T be in charge
also, his expression reminds me of a friend of mine:

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I saw a massive puffer fish under our villa in the maldives
it was the size of a fucking COWS HEAD (un-puffed)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:59, archived)
# should've scared the little cunt
then put a cork in his mouth, pulled him out the water and let him go off like a fucking balloon
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# haha, the guy who manages the place said we should have
made it puff up and grabbed, apparently they're harmless. I didn't believe him.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)
# is it one of those houses-on-stilts things?
and can i come and stay if i decorate the whole place Cunting for Agatha style? ;D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# no, it's a type of fish

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# wacca wacca
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I'm here all week
try the veal.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *tries
*gobbles
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I don't own it.
guess I should have worded that post better.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)
# ha ha He reminds me of this fella
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# see? computer games! evil!
ban this sick filth!

/1985 outraged newspaper report
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Ha ha That was EXACTLY
the trip I was on when I made it.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
# haha
I look forward to the 128K version

with realistic sound!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
# kissy kissy (unshopped)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# cor, look at the shellbeard on that
*tweaks flippers HARD*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Have a clownfish
From a pic I took in Thailand, shortly before the Tsunami.


Fluff
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# this...
... made me cum blue stuff
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# he has a lot of charisma this one
i would follow him to the grave!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# it's microwave!
happy b3taday in advance
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
# ooh yes, this
we don't see enough of you around these parts, microwave
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:59, archived)
# hahha, I have no idea why i think this is amazingly awesome, but it just is
:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Stylish.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Compo that fatty !
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# haha
he/she is grand!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# this image appears unusually cheerful
are you unwell?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:59, archived)
# yay

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# A+++++ CREDIT TO EBAY
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# ebay?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)
# .-^-.-^-. EXCELLENT - WOULD BUY AGAIN .-^-.-^-.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# heh
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# YAY!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# this is brill!
also www.glassco.cx adspam is pretty amusing. MUST BUY GOATSE
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Davwos... :/
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Eurgh!
Doctor Who!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# who?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Who!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# how?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Scrambled
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Like this
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# What?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# a lemon tree my dear wotsit
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Ale mentor my dear what's on?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Blimey, is it?
If it is, woo to the pic, boo to the idea of him being allowed anywhere near the show!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I thought that looked more like Wogan at first
At least if it was Wogan I wouldn't mind him taking over the Earth
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Pssst
'Crick Crick' instead of 'quick quick'
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# oh yeah!
put some lines on ross and he turns into wogan how freaky!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Quick! Write into Wogan and tell him!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# he hates me
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# For why?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# he stole his wallet
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# i for one welcome our softly spoken overlords and their cock-hugging mustard slacks
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# hehe
*spang*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] yay PHAT Britain................



ohh sorry.. im off to the pub
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# "got any salmon?
what about eggs?
apple pie?
fish fingers?
popcorn?
cheese strings?

fuck you then, this party's over. *punches*"
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha
shit grocers............

Ezer goode ezer goode....


i'm
A.
ashamed to be old enough to remember that being released

B. I went to raves and danced to it
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# hahah, did you ever ask anyone for 'veras' though?
;)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# A-ha!
Your punnage is too slow ; P

Woo 2 U, my homie.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Elementary, my dear bottom…..I mean; Watson.

And that last Chloe pic in colour.
(Hit 'refresh' if you still get the sketch).
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Mmmm, frilly....
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Egotistical patronising twonk!
nice arse though.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I can see right up her
spyglass
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# 'ning JJ!
They're both rather super =)

*clicks*

You well? We need to sort out an evening for drinxes and fudses...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Allo :D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# it was the sinister featureless oblong wot done it
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# corrrrrrrrrrrrrrr................
*sound of jaw hitting the floor*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Now I've got a clue too !
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Ahaha, of course! The stool leg has been mended and a small box favouring the word glue is disposed upon it. It's all so simple Holmes.


Also that Chloe pic makes me Ohhhhhhhhhm
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# i shall investigate this closely
yay you made my suggestion of filth. fank u.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# badoioioioioioioioing
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Oh I say!
Splendid as always Jackie-boy!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# it's good to see she keeps trim and tidy
down there

and I specifically remember saying "she's fallen out of her wheel chair and she can't get up..." I find it upsetting that you pander to Thor's wankfantasy but ignore mine... :(
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# she's got 2 carved wooden legs with non functional knees hence the pose.
hows that?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# *sulks a little less*
I suppose it's a start...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# it's the wheelchair he wants
nothing to do with the sturdy detectress.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# :D
*tips wheelchair on it's side*
*spins the wheels as fast as he can*
*dips his balls onto the spinning spokes*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# thrubthrubthrubthrubthrubthrubthrubthrubthrubthrubthrub...
....ahhh....
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# tickly!

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# yup
and that's one of the reasons I'm no longer allowed to visit my gran in the old folk's home... the one next to the bench
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# shame
because I see she's dropped her prices again
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# yeah - they've upped her meds
so she's feeling more active
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:59, archived)
# now that's the way to get maximum spray coverage!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
#
Something about her curvacious ass that looks inked differently.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# "She can investigate me anytime!"
...well someone had to say it :D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I want to shove citrus fruits up her pert bottom,
A lemon entry my dear Watson!

sorry
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# grapefruit?
*fetches plunger
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# You know me to well,
you smooth talking bastard.
*assumes position*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# ponders...
i ponder if mr goatse has ever accidentally sat on something like a grapefruit or a barstool and had a little accident....
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# what, just absorbed what he was sitting on?
Remind me to put my luxury leather bean bag away if he comes to stay
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# when on bar stools, he sits a foot lower than everyone else
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# he doesn't sit down, he sits around
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Pffft!
Hello casualty? Yeah it's me again, I've got a bean-bag stuck up there this time.

Edit: How come we both went for bean-bag? Get out of my head saccharine!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# everyone's been in my head all week
cap'n wow said albuquerque at the same time as me yesterday, that was the weirdest
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# You should make a foil hat,
just in case. It works for my Uncle Shadwell.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# tried it, doesn't work
it's the rss feed i had installed in my cerebellum
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *subscribes*






*bokes*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Yay Woo
* Needs more tampon string
^ would
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# that's lovely!
but lacks hidden stuff or ability to fiddle with the URL.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Jinkies
I believe that's the proper term.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I think I should spang you for the filename!!!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# brilliant
as always
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)
# last one for today
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
Best one so far!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Now my shirt
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Guy on another forum made it.
Response so far has been a little strange.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Nice running jersey !
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# ha ha
what?

It means nothing to me. oh Vienna
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# *chortle*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# arf
really waiting for a IDDQD one though :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# i'll do one later ;)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# a long time ago.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# fakking awsome
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# That is fuckin' A!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# crikey o bikey
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Super stuff!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I may have just found my new wallpaper
*YOINK*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Shoot, I just changed mine.
too soon...
erm...
*saves for later*
*sticks with Ana Ivanovic*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# want a bigger one?
want 2 by h3rb4l v14gra?

biggar
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# You are a star among stars squire
Many thanks :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# it'll get sand in it
woo
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# That is so good it deserves this. . .
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)
# giggidy giggidy...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Ha ha
The target of the thrustee..does not look overmuch impressed.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# his dance-fu is weak
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Fucking hell, that's rather ace!
that's rather ace!Here have an Inter-Galactic Cross Series Woo:

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I Need That Watch Now!
As long it has a leather strap.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)
# That is one ancient time machine !
WARP !
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# woosome most woosome
I have clicked and thats a rare thang for me
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# and may I just add a WOO

*clicqued*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# i want these constructed
and in a cunting gallery and i want it now!

Amazing stuff! *clicks*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# wow
another awesome pic. *clicky clicky*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# That...
...is fucking lovely.

Have one of my "special" Woos.
.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# very nice
very nice indeed
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)
# cor !
nice one
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Yesterday, I woke up sucking a lemon.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)
# what what was that you tried to say
tried to saaaaaaaaaaay
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Aaand now
I have to listen to that. :]
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# gnyah!
radiohead rule..
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
# ORANGE AND GREEN
aicmfp
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Good job!
Tomorrow, we learn numbers!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# i hope there aren't more than two, or i'm boned
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# ah...
well...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I count five colours... (and white)

Still, never mind - Woo
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Heheheh.
:]
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# See I am not always in a bad mood.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# i count only 3 as do you and all other humans beanings
silly
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# And tuned into one station . . .
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Hahah.
:]
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# My brain has 32 bit colour and alpha channels.
Also bacon.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Lucky.
But eeeeeeeeeew dead animal eeeeeeeeeew.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Well animals eat other animals, logically if I were to stop for moral reasons I'd have to force them to stop.
And that's just mental.

Reminds me of this - www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIzlgYadxr4 - at 5:25
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# No.
because we shouldn't be the top of the food chain. If all the people in the world were vegetarian, then we could end world hunger. There is an unlimited amount of crops, but there are only so many animals.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Not really, plants reproduce just as animals do.
Plants are just as vunerable to extinction as animals if all of them are harvested or destroyed.

Becoming vegetarian wouldn't solve world hunger, people giving a shit about starving people would solve world hunger. It's not as if there isn't enough food or anything, christ the amount of food wastage in America and Europe, problem is people don't really give a shit.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
# But there ISN'T enough food
if there was, there wouldn't be starving people in the first place!
With plants you can harvest the seeds, as well as the edible parts, to plant new plants. So that they don't die out. Think about it. That's what the farmers around here do with corn and other plants. otherwise Jeresey would've stopped being a farming state aaaaages ago.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# and you can breed animals to make more animals before you eat them.
There IS enough food in the world, it just isn't evenly distributed and the people who're starving are most often in the places where the crops fail year on year.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Man,
it's too early to debate this shit. I'm going to have a shower.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# haha, you started it!
;-)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)
# That doesn't even apply with a lot of plants.
With fruits the people most likely dispose of the seed and it doesn't land on soil, kernals, nuts, anything like that you end up actually eating the seeds.

Plus what about Siberian Reindeer herders? Presumably they're supposed to stop eating reindeer and start growing corn...in the middle of a frozen tundra. The tribes in the Himalayas, lots of regions where growing enough or any crops isn't feasible, and generally relies on animal herding or fishing or whatever other means.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)
# more importantly
there's millions of years of evolving into omnivores to consider.
Eating meat is a biological imperative.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Yesterday, I woke up squeezing my lemon
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# ...
really...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# yeah, the juice ran down my leg.
*stops referencing Led Zeppelin*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Thanks.
I'm not much of a Zepp fan.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Oh dear.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Sorry, sir.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# No! It's too late now.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# <strikethrough gag>
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I can't. You never make any.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Yay!
I like the scratchy line style.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Thank you
:]
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Have a tesseract
I didn't make it, I just made it little enough for you not to kill me.
Clickie for bigger, smoother (687Kb)

God edit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)
# you didn't make it?
o_O

F
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)
# No, it's on wikipedia
It's public domain

Wasn't sure whether to put it here or links, really.

Pretty tho, eh?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# it is pretty
but definitely links, for future reference. :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Links would have been better
But even then...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# if you didnt make it, you stole it.
that's far worse than making something too big
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# *flutters eyelids*
...hold on, OI!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# So.... why are you posting it?
I mean, it's very nice and all that, but if you didn't make it....?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# That's almost amazing enough...
...for me to forget that you didn't make it.

...but not quite!

Hamtoucher.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Naughty, naughty
very naughty.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Anybody got any Veras?
Laaaavly!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# got any salmon?
sorted
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# hahahah
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# a great philosopher
once wrote
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)
# how's the heckish day gone?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# SHITE
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# boooooooo
still, hols now!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *handseats*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# *quick hug*
bah, bye again all
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# that's smashing
hold on, you just resized it?

you arse
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# D'oh!
I was going to click this too... =/
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# pft..i'm just going to pea all over your thread then!
*peas*



and

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha, WHERE'S COCKWEASLE?
:P
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# bloody git hijacking my crap picturw with his better one,
DAMN HIM AND HIS BLIND TITS!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# ahahah, they're both lully
:)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# BUT BLIND TITS!
!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# i know, it's not really fair to harness the awesome power of blind tits
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# This is ace, miss!
*clicks*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# This is why we have /links
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# f to the izail
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I don't really care where it came from...
...it's mesmerising!

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# It's Friday
so have some Friday fluff.


Please try and post your own stuff in future.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# *dies of cuteness overload*
That's even cuter than the ducklings I saw earlier. I may have to stare at that for hours now.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Y'see
this is why it only gets an airing every now and then. The cuteness may end all life as we know it.

And I wouldn't want that.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# National productivity would disappear
The world would grind to a halt if that was the first thing everyone saw every day :D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# keeeee-yooooooot!
I want one!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# 100% fail
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Hello God
I'm not new;

What's the beef? The original image is public domain, the licence is here.

I took out every other frame, resized it, and otherwise manipulated it to be suitable for here.

What'd I do wrong?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# The board is generally for stuff which people have personally made
This is something which someone else has made and you have linked to (albeit edited it to make it smaller). So it's better to put it on the links page so that someone elses hard work isn't pushed off the board.

If you had edited it and put a CDC in the middle of it then it would be right at home on /board.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)
# OK, I'll do something more to it later.
But please don't be arsey, everyone. I really don't see much difference - if I recolour it and make it spin backwards, it 'becomes' my own work more than the optimisation I did?

It's no more of a source than the brushes you use in Photoshop.

/rant
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# you didnt make it
and it pushes someones own work off the board. we like original here, its just the way we are. if you edit it and make it your own, fine but edit it to really make it your own by enhancing it with dancing tigers and flaming penguins, then you will woo'd and lovedup like a choir boy with a priest
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# It still isn't your original work
Make it change into triangles, or I agree with the flaming penguins idea - but just changing the colour still doesn't make it YOURS.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# flaming penguins should be mandatory
a moderator modded a thread - i thought moderators were a things of legend and not real, like unicorns and endless curlywurlies.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# endless curlywirlys? *dreams of a perfect world*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I do wonder sometimes
I have seen things well over a meg go completely unpoliced. This was at least a fairly minor sin
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Yes
spin it backwards and put a kitten inside running to try and get out
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# You didn't actually make it yourself
Links would have been a much better choice
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# /board is a place for posting "your own work"
Resizing does not normally constitute your own work...

Never mind, I enjoyed seeing the image. Have a pearoast from yesterday to cheer you up

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Ooh!
This has added lipstick and frowning face since yesterday, hasn't it?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# The lipstick was on the source image, scarily enough!
but the frowning face was a late addition, yes :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# TOO MUCH COUS COUS
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# why?
faq my good man
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)
# faq yourself
It's OK to nick a picture, crop it, and TOAST it - but not OK to spend an hour optimising a GIF?

Arsecakes.

/rant

Have some nice eyes
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# sorry
wasn't thinking :(
they're very nice eyes
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# If by TOAST you mean TOAP
Then we're not generally a massive fan of those either, but at least it does actually change the base image. Optimising doesn't make any difference to the original work.

The eyes are lovely - but we have to ask, did you do them?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Well, no
They're the eyes of actress Aishwarya Rai, and she's not my daughter.

Nor did I take the Original picture that I used.

In fact, that picture could well be copyright.

I understand what you mean about 'originality', but it's a pretty damn fine line, don't you think?

I suppose most folk will be happy with the eyes, but not the box. Strange morals.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Unshopped
And I notice there's 2 unshopped pics of fish on this page, that seem satisfactory?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
# But what did you do to 'artify' them?
The eyes aren't so much of a problem - you've got to get a source from somewhere! I think the fact that all you did to the box was change the filesize (I know there's more to it than that, but essentially that's it) is what's annoyed people. If you'd posted to the links board saying 'look at the cool box thing I found', nobody would have batted an eyelid. (actually, they might have kicked up an enormous stink, I've no idea, I don't frequent links)

Agreed it's a fine line, and please don't think we're picking on you or anything, just trying to explain why box thing = bad, eyes = good :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I don't see any logical difference
...between the work I did on the eyes, and the work I did on the box
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# What did you do then?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I used paintshop
applied some filters, cropped bits out, made layers, re-coloured them, applied effects - that sort of thing.

Whereas, on the box, I converted the filetype, removed every other frame, resized the frames, ran a couple of optimization processes - that sort of thing.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Ok, fair do's
Let me start by saying I know absolutely bugger all about animation, but...

With the eyes, you've done arty type things to change the overall look of the image. With the box, you've not actually changed what the original file did: yes it may have fewer frames and be smaller, but the hour you put into it is probably nothing compared to how long it took the original author to have the idea and execute it.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Eyes above was inside an existing thread (but from what you said it would have been OK as a new thread)
If the box had been inside a thread , it would be OK especially as you aknowledged it wasn't your own
But there was insufficent of your own creative input to warrant it starting a new thread
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Knew someone else would be able to put it better
And more succinctly
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Aha!
That's a different matter entirely - thanks for that. I hope that's the fact, because the other reasons seem completely daft to me.

(Sorry Mrs Trellis, not meaning to offend - but if you look at the logic; think of the team of people and effort that went into creating the photo I used - whereas the box is a geometric shape that anyone can calculate; it's not significantly different from drawing a circle.

And..well, lots of other stuff, but I guess we have to agree to disagree.

It all depends what you call art.



Oh - I suppose I could bung my box back in somewhere then? But I'd rather put it in a thread nearer the top or something...but will that incur further wrath?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Still sputtering out of gas . . .
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)
# He really is phenomenally unpleasant to look at
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Who is this flatulent person?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# your mum!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!1!11LOLROFLELEVENTYROFFLECOPTASASAS!!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)
# fuck yeah
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Hehee
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Just can't keep his balls down . . .
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# You reversed it!
:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Yeah, it does work better like this :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Sometimes they get lodged in his throat . . .
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# lololahahaha
ace
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# look at his little tennis chode
it's rubbish
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Your way with words . . .
has cracked me up !
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I've been playing with blood:
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# time of the month?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Yeah - I'm always getting up to mischief around the new moon.
It's just so ... dark at night ... I ... can't help myself ...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# a-oooooo, werewolves of London!
*boogies*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
# *grooves*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
# oo it's like radio 2 in here.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
# next: four asexual guesthouse-owners in chunky knit discuss lawns
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# That's radio 4
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)
# no, they discuss lawns AND VAGINAS AND IRAQ
get with it sista

*snap-snap-snap*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I hope you've got some head swaying going on there, young fella me lad.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# denial is not a river in Egypt, girl
*facepalm*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)
# But not all in the same programme....
Or is it 'Gardeners and Obstetricians and Rumsfelds Question Time' these days?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)
# nah, i pitched that but they went with the surprisngly popular Pelican Hour instead.
I guess they know what they're doing. *kicks pebble*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I'd listen to Pelican Hour
When's it on?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Midnight and noon daily during the rainy season
it's a commitment, but worth it.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# *sets reminders*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# hahahaha. yes.
and then a bruce springsteen track. (again).
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)
# chunky sweaters =
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Well as long as you mopped up afterwards
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Does that logo stand for...
"Y Milton Keynes" ?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nah it's me name innit.

But a beautifully morose question, nonetheless.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
# It should do
I ask myself that question daily
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Move to Winslow
then I can visit you when I go to see the Ma-in-law-ish.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Ashly
May be moving any-bloody-where depending on various job apps Mr Trellis has going. Including Warwick, Aberdeen and the Isle of Man....
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Move to Aylesbury
come and sit on my knee.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Just your knee?
*pouts*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# For starters, you're a lady.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Pffft....
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# She must be hungry... her stomach's rumbling.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Oh Jesus Christ almighty.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
# oi.. thats my mother !
:(
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Nah
He was much thinner than that
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# is it...ulcerated?
:(
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# is that her stomach
or her minge?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# /dr zoidberg blog
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Her prolapsed minge, therefore yes to both.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# i have one of those
under my bed
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# *prods back inside with a stick
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# A love stick?

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# a big wooden stick ashally
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# it's all good to me bay-bay
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# *prepares cattle prod*

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# *dunks teats in a pail of rusty water and shows pink*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
# 0_o
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# *blows pepper into face and waits for the sneeze*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Is it one of these?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Why the fuck did I even click that?
edit: "Ovarian Cyst" sounds like a star wars character
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# that's a weird looking easter egg
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# There is no fucking way on God's green earth i'm clicking that
until I've had a bite of this slightly melted vanilla slice
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Eeek!

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# no ta
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# You made the bad thing.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Or she has swallowed a bowling ball . . .
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# :D
bowling beach
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# :D
beach zorbing
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# would.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# depends what she's got in the placcy bag
*schemes*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# i'm going with cakes.
or lard.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# pigeon offal and snail shit
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# tasty
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Mum?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# power crotch!
eeeeeeewwwwww
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# The dogs make this
for me.

:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# i only just realised there was TWO dogs.
well 3.

didn't notice the one lurking beneath her arse.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Hehe
Took me a while too!

:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# you can say what you like, but she has one hell of a pair!
pwoah

*rubs hands together*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I reckon she'd clog up your aunties mangle anyway!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# it'd be worth it.
i think i'm love.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Phwoar!
CHEDGE!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# She swallowed a River
Dancer?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# BELLYS GONNA GET YA!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Pwhoar
I bet that tastes salty!

:D

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
# You sir...
...are a little tinker and do brighten up my days, you do. Have a *click* Love the dog tongues. May we gorge on your talent...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# THAT'S JUST


hahahahahahaha

:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Ballack Obama

Shirley Masta Bindun?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# A frightening combination!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Will Smith?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# i don't know
will he?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Linco Bama
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# HypnoTeefs
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# hahaha.
that is one hideously cute cat.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# aaaargh
that it genuinely hypnotic.. I must turn away before I join your legion of hynotised soldiers
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# JOIN US!!
*salivates*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# *obeys
Photobucket
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha :D
that's really cool, Xenocat!

EDIT: Do a cat facehugger as well!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# ty kindly
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Arrg!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# hahah!!!
WIN EVERYTHING!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# flatterer
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I am using a spork right now
And woo to kitteh!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Then the world is right again
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# BEWARE
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# That so needs Hypnotoads sound effects. . .
:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# aaaawwww
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# that's no cat toy
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Favorite toy . . .
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Meanwhile, at the Sheraton
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Aah yes . . . the bored room . . .
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] There's a serious message here
and a fat kid :D


(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# he's fat, lol
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I hate obese children
but I hate their overfeeding irresponsible half-witted parents more.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] What a beautiful day.


Click for bigger (250KB)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# oh my god :(
also, nice name
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Going whole hog !
Nice snout !
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish!™
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# i'd hte his bra bill
woo!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# now thats when i call a six pack
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# milked?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# aw he looks lovely
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# here you go sexy b3tans
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Thanks Rob, you nipply Viscount
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Ta!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# EVE BLEW WET HO
Edit:

:D

edit: what a knob, is it that time already?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# or
ho vet blew ewe

I blame it all on Freebs!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Anagrams the thing now?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# He's got it in my head now
and I can't stop!!
:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# We've the elbow
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# yes but ive got no jaffa cakes
how can i read this without jaffa cakes.
fool
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Thanks Rob you big gay.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# cheers
have a pint
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *goes off to cry for 2 months work not getting a mention*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Aww :(
I was expecting it to be in there too.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# what was yours?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I mean yours...
I'm rubbish at computers, you see :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# :(
The high res version was ace!
*awards gold star*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# YouTube's click for higher res is the nicest
still all a bit shit seeing as I have a 720x576 Quicktime version that's an even smaller file size but crystal clear
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I shall have a look at that too later then
I'm in the planning process with the vid I'm gonna start. I think it's gonna take more than 2 months though.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# This is B3ta
'work' of any kind is frowned upon
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I didn't get paid for it, that's why I hoped for a mention
I blame Nurofegg for being put in last weeks :(
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Don't blame Nurofegg, it was ace!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hehe happened to me a few times
I cried about it. And, justly, was ignored :)

/emo
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# ta
=]
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Well we all need something to read on . . .
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# *cough*
So... err... WOO!



EDIT: thank you one and all, I'll bust my typing gland if I stay on much longer (i.e. being booted off by Lady Doom) so see you all on Monday!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# BEBEH!
if it's yours, then congrats!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# if?
IF?

:D

It looks exactly like me:

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# do you live in a womb?
a womb with a view?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# poor girl
congrats :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Congrats!
That's a woo for you, sir. Well done.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# congrats
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# awww congrats you sperm shooting sod!!!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# He just goes round firing a revolver blindly into men's crotches.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# you are fucking mad.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# this first thing i read from you each day is something like this
and you wonder why i want us to be together
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# hunting the mythical CROTCHPHEASANT
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha.
don't encourage the child..
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Fantastic!
Congratulations. Is it your first?
:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# It is indeed...
there is a great degree of fear going on in the Doom household now...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# YOUMADEAPERSON
FUCK

Jealous
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Early stage of cuteness . . .
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Another baby B3tan!
I'm starting to feel left out
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Get a dog, then.
But for the love of all things good, please don't inflict your genes on this already beleagured planet.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# i can soon fix that
*googles babies for sale*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# ...
*fetches turkey baster*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# cor thats a biggun!
;)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I bet you say that to all
the blokes who come after you with a baster full of sp...

....sorry I've just disgusted myself
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
# if only they did, if only.
and you may have disgusted yourself, but you amused me greatly.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# \o/ NEW PERSON! HAPPYNESS!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Wooow :)
Huge congratulations.
Babies own.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Check "I made this"
..ah, wrong board.

gonk rats
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# oh no
this can be for its wall LOLOL
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Somehow this made me laugh.
But it feels strange laughing about it...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*click*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
# have you met the father of the baby?
if you made that then woo to you, just dont do it again
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Congrats
WOO!

& I gotta say, Good luck!

/experience blog
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I'm hoping four parents and two sisters are going to come in handy...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# i guess congratulations are in order
:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# *delurks*
Oh yaaaay! You marvelous-testicled wonder!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# YAY
diplodocus... oh wait - it's a baby

*GLEE*

well done that man
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# well done that man
what are you hoping for?

Boy, Girl or Hairdresser?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I think human will suffice...
anything else is flexible...
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# That is one lazy baby :D
Congrats!!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# It's a little less smooth than it should be as I saved it as a 9 colour gif.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I see a face in the neck feathers . . .
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# wow
fab
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# FIFTY POINT FIVE KAY?
OMG YOU SYPHILLITIC CRABWHORE etc


;)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Nyce!
Woo
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)

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