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#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# yes
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# yum
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Hehe.
I hope he skins 'em first!
I hate hairy meat!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha!
quite sprendid
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# how to cook
forty thousand humans
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# ha :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I love his "Wicket in a Basket"
woo :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Oooh, you filthy beggar.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Every time you post this
you get no replies :P
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Fat Elvis what a lad... Where does he get his ideas from?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)
# HOAP
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Nice hat!
is there an original of this?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)
# hehehe
Nice hat
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)
# ARGH MY EYES
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)
# It's like Camden Market!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Except with less tourists. And boozed-up people in my pubs, dammit!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)
# i can't go to camden
it's the only place i get into fights
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Man minge!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
# it is stunning, i hope it is real
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)
# IVE SEEN IT
I CANT UNSEE IT
MAKE IT STOP!!!!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# MANGINA!
thats shopped... the orginal was just as unsightly though
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Argh!
it's advancing up the board!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)
# it took me a while to notice his huge moose knuckle
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)
# i bet he hasn't seen it for a long time either
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)
# yeah those glasses are completely blacked out you know
you can't see owt from either side.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I remember him!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# to be fair, we all do
'elvisbollocks' was very nearly the phrase to use instead of 'glasscock'
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Tee hee!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# heehee
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# cameltoe!
!!!!!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)
# ha ha upmarket shanty town
:D
woo!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# thanks
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)
# aaaaaaaaah
i'm such a spazz* i couldn't see what you'd done


*or you are photoshop genius
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)
# or most likely, I completely failed to
crop the image so people were automatically drawn to what I had done.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# honestly though
don't rule out the spazz option
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)
# oh i thought it was real
but woo for photoshoppery!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Is that a creche?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Child care
hard to come by in your area?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Not really, I live in Northumberland.
Capital of Nanny States!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:33, archived)
# That's an astounding bit of shoppery
congratulations!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)
# why thank you
:)

edit:both
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)
# woll shipped!
i mean shepped
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)
# top shoppery!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)
# thass some good work there that is
:D

well done you :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)
# thank you
occasionally I like to make something real looking but it usually seems to loose any humour.

like this that was picked up at an auction of Neverland stuff.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# The chaps got
addidas trainers on. If he spent less on trendy shoes and more on getting a job he wouldnt be in that position.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# i'm going to assume you're joking
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)
# but isn't this true
of anyone who owns a castle?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Every one should spend more money
on getting a job.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] shcush shcush shcush shcush ....
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# yay beanie!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Hattersley
has a blurred right angle lodged in the back of his head.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# thats a hat silly
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# pfft!
:)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:46, archived)
# me hungry
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)
# wat
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Me........NOT!!!!

The arse weighs 290.....

SHE weighs 310 !!!!!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# sup
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(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I love you.
HABBO FTW!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# no.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# HER ASS!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# yo nice one.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)
# fuck off you pointless cunt
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)
# is it Tuesday?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)
# It's always Tuesday!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)
# why would you want to eat a flag?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)
# If anything it's a flog.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# wow another picture you found on the internet
thats clever...
one more and IGNORE!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I like big butts
but that's redunkdunkdunkulous.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)
# ZOMG
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)
# you made this?
ARGH STOP POSTING THINGS YOU'VE FOUND ON THE INTERNET!
p.s. its too big (as the vicar said to the stripper)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# sorry
i did convert it and gif it but its a new woo-yay ive not gotten around to finishing yet. Seemed oddly appropriate as it echoed my reaction to that gargantuan arse.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# well if we're posting things we've found on the internet...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)
# that picture is lawsuittastic
:D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)
# that rabbit doesn't like eating that carrot
it keeps spitting it ou....omg noooo!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# best reply
evar
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I told you
ripped it from scanners the film and converted it to a gif.
Therefore it is classed as shoppery, furthermore I told you its not finished!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)
# yes i read that this morning too :p
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)
# SOURCE!!! NOW!!!
:D :D :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
# it was on a forum
like i said "posting things i found on the internet" i was searching for SVS PB13U reviews
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# i just noticed
THATS YOU THAT IS!
edit : where was your milestone post for that account? hmm?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)
# 5k's get milestones
not measly thousands :)

(i din't make this image, and upsettingly, i can't remember who did, i'm going to spazz for it out of gratitude)

edit: it was -D-
www.b3ta.com/board/7070840#post7070918
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)
# That is a moon !
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# OOOh
gameboy icon! can i get one of those if i donate now?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)
# it's an ipod
and no
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)
# It's an iPod...
and yes, you can.

edit - maybe not.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Fuck that then
im gonna stick with my spectrum.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)
# So anyway...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# your mum
etc
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# yum hungry
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)
# my son is called Angus
I find the current BK posters alarming
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# i bet you don't call him that tho
he must have a nickname, not asking wht it is but all parents do it
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# You want it to be mongychops
don't you?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# it probably is, his missus looks a bit wrong
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Scottie.
1-he's probably ginger.
2-his name's Angus.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# That bun looks like paper . . .
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Why am I looking at your paid product placement during an earthquake at a stuttering competition?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# ....anus buger?
i don't get it
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Elementary my dear Watson......
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# oh hai
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Sometimes sushi is so fresh
it practically eats itself!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)
# What can one trust these days ?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Hat's off to you . . . Holmes !
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# that nutjob!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Nope
no idea.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)
# The Legend Of Zorro...
... not Twin Towers. It's right there in the news story. Still, The Legend of Zorro nearly made me lose it when I went to see it.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)
# hahahaha
STOAP
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# If I could read
what his hi vi jacket said, I might understand.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I dun gettit
11
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Meat to please you !
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# mental
EDIT: "Olmstead said many were watching the movie "The Legend of Zorro" when the violence erupted."

well that explains everything.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Quite Peckish now!!!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# FUNFUNFUNFUNFUN!
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# each to their own!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# i really really like his posture.
is that how you spell posture?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# yes
unless you mean pasta
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I just watched Kung Fu Panda
It's fucking ACE!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I haven't seen it
:(
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I didnt really expect much.
And there's not really any adult orientated pseudo-jokes. It's just really bloody good :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)
# leeeeeeeeek eeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# saTURDay fun
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)
# haha
if you say so
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Yes . . . but how does it . . .
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus party.


been done?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)
# WARNING
STORIES NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY!

zomg, jebus has pig feet
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# I'd like to found a religion
based on aesops fables.

I feel this would be a much better.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)
# THE BIBLE
DOES EXACTLY AS IT SAYS ON THE COVER.
STARTS WARS!!!!!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)
# BETH BILE
!!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Thirty WHAT?
Right, then. Your round next, y'cunt.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)
# yes it has been done
i read it in the bible
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)
# this is the last breakfast though
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Have you noticed in the original pic
they all have cloven hooves?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)
# this is exactly how it happened.
christians don't want you to know that, though.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# it's why church spires come to a point
FACTS
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I'm sure I had seen that picture before...
When Vaughan quit as skipper...



(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Hahahah I love the "NOT YOURS" bit.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)
# ^ this
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)
# It's just so "fuck off".
:D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)
# could i be wearing any more clothes?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Needs more emphasis on the "be"
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)
# an englad captain that can't use his fucking bat deserves no sympathy
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)
# golden ducks are rare and beuatiful creatures
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Not when I get the pads on.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)
# but why the fuck has collingwood stood down?
the only thing he's done wrong is play a bit slowly
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)
# he has no form either
i have declared myself out of the next test as i am also shit



wipes away tear
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)
# gayicket
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)
# hotlinking is baaaaad
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)
# THIS
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Firstly too big.
Secondly not yours.
Thirdly you're not going to make yourself very popular here stealing someone's bandwidth by hotlinking.
Lastly fail!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I dont understand it
its not like the nations hopes were resting on his shoulders. I mean who the fuck cares about cricket?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Us non lager-swilling, football-watching hooligans
who like to watch people play cricket for a sensible amount of money (current Stanford series excluded), and actually put a full days work in for it.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Happy about apples.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)
# \o/
nicely
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Why are there no elephants in the jungle?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Because the parrots eat 'em all
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)
# pink fluff?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)
# BROWN AND STICKY.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)
# secksual proteins
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)
# You sicken me.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)
# thats it use your anger
each step brings you closer to the darkside
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# GRR I'M ANGRY BECAUSE I HAD A DREAM THAT MY WIFE IS GOING TO DIE
AND AS DREAMS GENERALLY COME TRUE, I'LL TURN TO THE DARK SIDE AND FULFILL THE DREAM INSTEAD OF SHUTTING THE FUCK UP AND KILLING THE CHANCELLOR.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Apples have magical properties !
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)
# sadly, they are occassionally used for evil
:'(
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Bobbing may be hazardous ?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)
# bobbing is always hazardous
as is peteing and brianing.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)
# happyness is hazardous
and inflamable
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Remember the Birmingham pub bobbings,
and the 7/7 suicide bobbers.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)
# it's the nail bobbings that hurt the most
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Any old twisted silly sod
could, at any minute, get hold of some depleted uranium from a disgruntled
Afghanistan veteran and throw together a dirty bob at a moment's notice.
I say: Get police officers to shine torches in every child's mouth, at random, forever.

Some might reply: "Hang on a sec - you're the Home Secretary! What the fuck are you doing pissing about on b3ta on a Sunday evening?"

They've got a point. Look, I'm just trying to avoid hearing about the Olympics.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# yes
they really hurt if you throw them at someone
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Free for all !
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:35, archived)
# and according to an email i've got
you can now buy Portugal, free for all for that then
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)
# that is lovely
woo
It is also a nice size that does require an extension on your monitor
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# *tools up with garlic & pencils*
I knows a vampire when I sees one, you sneaky get.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Woo


Octopussy was on this afternoon.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Eraserhead is going to be on here tonight
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:40, archived)
# *suddenly doesn't want to eat the roast chicken that's in the oven*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Hehe
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
# That's one of my fave movies.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)
# *bums hard in the face*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)
# are you saying her face is a bum
or that you are repeatedly thrusting your posterior into a facial areas?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# It's weird that
I always forget how lovely your drawings are. You really should post more.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
# i have to keep under the radar
or mongychops and Rathen will come round to my house and knife me for not being b3ta enough :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# There's a radar now?
This infringes my civil liberties.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# it's illegal to say that the radar infringes your civil liberties
a federal bureau van is en route to your location
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)
# First rule of Civil Liberties:
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)
# They are just 2 people
We are LOTS of peoples.
Please don't stay under the radar. You have a great style.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)
# haha, I'm only joking anyway.
everyone has an idea of what b3ta should be. just some seem to care more about it than others.

or like to use it as a basis for trolling. whatever.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] this is lully, have this:
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# if viking hats had faces...
why, the vikings would have been UNSTOPPABLE.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)
# they started out as nostrils
so the hat was like a cow.

BUT I QUIT.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)
# haha I know that feeling
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I KNOW THAT FEELING ALL TOO WELL.
:(
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# yay
ms paint rocks
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
#
@
.............3
@
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)
# this reminds me of Richard Scarry
but it's probably more the apple than the cat
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
# haha wow
I had to google it, but that brought back some memories
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)
# he likes his red apples
i still have some books somewhere
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)
# ^This!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Apples!
You gone doneded an postings on the inturnetz.

It is a good'n.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
# That's cheered me right up :3
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
# and it's been at the top of the board for an hour
which cheered me up x2
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Yaaaay :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)
# eeee, lovely
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)
# APPLECAT? YAYYAYA
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] And i propose that every Friday shall be silly hat day!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:23, archived)
# but it isn't friday :C
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:24, archived)
# It's Sunday Seamsday
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Seam day different seams . . .
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# speaking of buying new monitors
I WANT A NEW MONITOR THATS AS BIG AS THE SUN FOR 27p - whats best?
expresident in a hat shocker!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:25, archived)
# mine
my monitor is the best!
edit : www.ebuyer.com/product/143817
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:27, archived)
# wotcha gotcha?
edit : a camera?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:28, archived)
# i'm sorry
I was being childish, i have a shitty second hand dell monitor that someone swapped for my shitty noname brand monitor.

edit if I had to recommend one I would go for this.
www.ebuyer.com/product/132577

and probably be disappointed when it arrived
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# don't really need speakers
as i've got a pretty good sound system
edit : i found this but it makes my brain hurt en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TFT_LCD#PVA
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)
# bless you
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)
# ok
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)
# thats 5inches smaller than what i've got already!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)
# eeep
the price just went way up

www.ebuyer.com/product/143051
£124.08 :O
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)
# !
How dare your sir! That's the very monitor I'm looking at now.

Except it's branded "Avanhard"

It's nice

(ly priced)

Oh! and mines 22" not 17"

Not really the same at all then

Sigh
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:35, archived)
# ahhaa
perhaps you could give skug a link. I'm a bit lost on tease new fangled flat ones
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)
# I am currently
using one of these as my gaming monitor for world of warcraft.

www.ebuyer.com/product/131916

The resolution is crap but considering I bought it as a TV for the bedroom and I don't like the quality much I decided to use it as a monitor and it's not bad. Could not be arsed to send it back because "I think it's a shitty TV" and it was on offer £270 when I bought it.

edit: I also play wow on one of these

www.ebuyer.com/product/145232

but I have to kick her out of the TV room to use it.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:19, archived)
# trouble is if I'm going to spend that kinda £££ on a tv/monitor
Id like to see it in action before i commit
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Not worth it as
a TV ( but I've been told the screens are now Samsung made and they were not when I got mine ). I was not happy with the quality. As a monitor it's passable but the resolution is a bit low and it can't handle HD signals ( even though the TV is HD compliant, it only has VGA input )
I'm using it because I have it and it's ok for gaming but not really a serious monitor option. The Toshiba Regza is brilliant as either but then that's what you pay for.

If you are on a budget and want a good contrast ratio monitor then look no further than this
www.ebuyer.com/product/143051

I have used LG for years and they are one of the biggest companies in their field. I think they are excellent quality. Still got my 6 year old LG Studioworks CAD CRT monitors and they are working like new.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)
# sorry i fell off the internet then...
looking for something to fill a horizontal gap of 34" :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# hmm thats quite
a gap you got there
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)
# its the wall inside my cupboard :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Lions
and witches... are you sure you want that desk space back I think its superior having electron guns in the back of a monitor.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Then you are going to
have to spend a grand on a 30" monitor or get a high quality TV with HDMI and have an HDMI DX10 graphics card that is compatible.
If you just want something that works then any 32" good quality TV will do the job but don't expect hi def resolution.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
#
To accomodate the above picture?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:27, archived)
# yes
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:28, archived)
# i've got it set on 1024x768 at the mo (i think)
but it does go upto 1600xsomething stupid
I just want a flatter monitor so I can put my keyboard back on the desk!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Oh
the flatter bit kind of rule mine out then ;)

I have two IIyamas (vision master pro 454).
Relatively cheap nowadays, perfect picture, but rather big.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# cant you get a deeper desk?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)
# its already in the cupboard
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)
# perhaps if you removed
Some cups and exchange them for more monitor... Or my amazing idea of using a complex series of mirrors.
edit : now I have gained 4 inches of desk space by using my windowsill hazaa! This results in the having a clear patch of desk makes the rest of the desk look untidy. hmm found a usb port on my keyboard.. and a web cam. and a stick of ddr2 memory that was under my monitor.



edit : I have marked some points of interest on a sort of map so I can use it to find things later.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)
# usb port in your keyboard?
strange place to put it...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)
# yeah its a strange keyboard
the camera didn't work in the keyboard however so I used another usb port. I have lots in total I think I now have about 50 or so.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
# lots of usb ports?
I had 14 but i removed a few to put my camera card reader in
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
#
Ahh they aren't all in the one computer. I have them spread out all over the house.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Ahhh!
So this is the cause of all the hub-bub about suspending people's Carmen Miranda rights
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:26, archived)
# It is the size of a unnecessary large thing
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:26, archived)
# is that
an asshat?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Yes.

WITH A HAT ON LOLOLOLOL!

/edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PDZfQ26ja0
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Oooh
nice
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# So is the thing on his neck . . .
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)
# What's the fuss . . . this guy is hatless . . .
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)
# eyethiiiiing,you make my heart sing........
some call it a demented crocodile......
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)
# OM NOM NOM
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)
# No
BAD dinosaur green spotty thing.
;)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)
# what is happening?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)
# How confusing
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)
# haha i can't work it out
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)
# That's one hungry shoe . . .
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I think
Barney broke his teeth on a death star in the bath
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)
# You make everything groovy
eyethiiiiing, I think I love you
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Fun With The SatNav
You want directions to WHERE?

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I'm sorry, I haven't a clue.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:49, archived)
# i think these are places in the said countries
because i remember the people of Fucking asking tourists to stop taking their street signs.

ningles.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:52, archived)
# I was tryin' to spell out a sentence....
.....But THIS was the best I could come up with :(
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Tourettes Sat Nav?
???

Ning all!

EDIT: - how shit is my spelling?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)
# that has to be the best
but do you have a road named after you?


EDIT: -
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)
# THAT IS ABOUT 4 MILES AWAY FROM MY HOUSE.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)
# \o/
im planning to by a house there so my address would read

MR Tom Lyon
Tom Lyon road
liskeard
PL14 uk
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:07, archived)
# i don't think the post code is actually PL14 UK
but don't you wish it was?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Igor!
Fetch the spiked frying pan...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)
# 'S Cool bud :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:52, archived)
# theres also a place in norway called Fanoy
but its pronounced feenay
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:56, archived)
# :D
It is possible for a fit person to walk up the to the peak of the Wank without major difficulty
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# but why are street signs on a lamp post?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I guess I ain't that creative.

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Ain't got a CLUE how to do an image response
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I've been to Hell
and to Nesselwang.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:56, archived)
# I've been one Hell
(A diving spot off Grand Cayman).
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:03, archived)
# how about 'Muff' in ireland?
you can go diving there as its on the coast
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)
# *adds to list of places with silly names to visit*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Knowehead!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:11, archived)
# mossedge?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Ha, this one is now on the top of my list
;)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Damnit
I've been to Co. Donegal a few times and never knew such a place existed.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Or How About???
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:24, archived)
# or even
www.wankerscorner.com/

Not far from Beaverton
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:42, archived)
# i've been there
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Ha Ha

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Intriguing post . . .
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:24, archived)
# In the spirit of my recent posts

I made this to mend the relationship with our friends with nuclear aspiration in the east.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)
# you think
it will work?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I hope not
our economy depends on the arms and oil industries and if we dont have another war with an oil rich nation soon then its back to depression era britain!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)
# what do you mean
"back to"?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Greetings to the freeman
:)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:48, archived)
#
oh :/
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# And
I thought we lived in the "knowledge economy" ;)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:50, archived)
# is that whats peoples looks likes in
Norwich?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Yes
It's normal for Norfolk
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Oh shit, sorry. *blushes*
I just momentarily lost my temper and bombed your embassy.
Silly old me.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Thats ok.
Thats full of ruling class types. You will find the revenge swift and painful.

On a related topic. Did you know that barry george climbed the fence at buck palace armed with a knife. Sounds like a classic fit-up to me. Serbians killed jill and the establishment pinned it on him to get him out of the way. Coincidence that he gets nabbed as soon as this kardzic fella gets nabbed, wonder if he'll mention it at his tribunal?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Are you tiberiusgracchus using another name?
You give me the fear just as he does.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Thats not fear
Its lust.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)
# I never laid a finger on her.
A pity, really, cos a kid like me could've learned a lot from Jill. She seemed up for a laff.
*EDIT* OK, OK, I wanted to shag her. But, in my defence, I would've talked to her too.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:47, archived)
# pahahaha
ace.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] HERO IN A SIZE 7 3/8.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# I won't lie
For a worrying second there I thought they were malformed condoms.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
# I think I overdone the plastic wrap filter.
Should I tone it down a bit?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Depends if you were going for the PVC Trilby effect
Woo, by the way. How rude of me.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Thats ok.
Is very rare I open the shop up. So any tips are always welcome.

I was going for the 'plastic trilby wrappped in plastic effect'. The idea has been making me giggle all week, so I had to get it out ;-)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)
# nothing more powerful
than trilby power.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
# strawberry,blueberry
blackcurrent and orange
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Its there headband colours.
Ho Hum
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] warning
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
# multi compo!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:47, archived)

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