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[challenge entry] meh
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# B-
/graded
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
# well it's a pass at least
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
# i magenta cock would have made it a B+
i almost gave it a C- but then i noticed the effort and detail you'd but in to your characters
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
# where did you get that hat, where didd you get that hat?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Pea from Low Budget Movies
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# ahhahahaha
tis ace
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# the bottom image is where they filmed a few outside bit in star wars.
(bits on the ground of course).
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Perry good

(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# The bottom one looks like a sci-fi movie poster.

(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
# it does have a striking reseblence to the blob
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
# also while i was searching for that link to the picture of 'the blob' poster
i found this odd site:
botit.botany.wisc.edu/toms_fungi/june99.html

and don't search for 'the blob' with the safe search off if you don't have a strong stomach
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Cor, 1950s graphic design
that's the first time I've seen a letter O with serifs.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
# the other poster is even more special
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
# really?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# is that trump?
?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# ^This^
I'm sure it is.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# COMBOVERHERE!


i realised this was crap about two seconds after i started it... but i persevered.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
# like my como
thing
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# In that case, have a 10-hit combover
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# That's either Forrest Law from Tekken 3
or Jimmy Hill.

I can't decide
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
# hwoarang ftw
or jin
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Nina!
chain throws and reversals FTFW
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# eddie is not allowed
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Hear hear!
button mashing is FAIL.

Same goes for Doctor B
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 15:18, archived)
# KING Combover
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# it sells by the millions
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I met a bloke on the train who did self help stuff
he was interesting bloke to talk to
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# did he try to
convince you to jump out of the train
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# no. I can still remember most of what he had to say though.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# 6 shooter style?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# did i boil down to 'get off the sofa you lazy shit and follow your dreams and you'll be happy'?
seems to be the core of all self help things
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
# no, not really.
the jist of his self help stuff was "think carefully about what you are doing"
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
# pfft
sounds like my parents (takes another toke of the crack pipe)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# What if you dream of sitting around on sofas?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# then you may well be the reincarnation of buddah
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Absolutely.
I'm sorry, I can't help it.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I could help it
If you'd let me...

Noons Cap'n
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# damn
my spelling : (
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# and i thought you were being clever
and infering that he was a lout
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
# pffffft who cares about spelling
go solve this:

x'' + x = sin(t)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Who cares about maths?
Especially people studying it, you're just slower calculators with superfluous legs.

:P
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
# no one cares about the people that study it
and not a lot of people care about maths becuase it isn't obvious that it's there, or that it even has a use.

www.amazon.com/Mathematics-Sex-Clio-Cresswell/dp/1741141591

:)

Clio is nice and hawt.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I don't *not* care about it
but you can't go around implying it's more important than language. The fact that you were able to be taught about it by another person would indicate you're wrong.

Anyway, you always pull out the whole maths thing (as I'm sure my mum used to do when she was your age) whenever anybody dares to say something's spelt wrong. It doesn't matter.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Maybe our ability to learn language relies on an inate grasp of maths.
Ahhhhh.
Probably not.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I reckon you're onto something there
with your small text
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
#
And my inability to spell innate.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
# chillaaaaaax!
I didn't imply that it was more important than language. I implied it was more important than spelling. Communication had been achieved, even with a slight typo.

The fact that I was taught about maths by another person, doesn't have much to do with language, mathematics is in some sense it's own language.

I pull out maths because it's annoying to other people.

edit: oh, and I didn't say you in particular didn't care about it. just look at the amount of money spent on sport/sportsmen/sporting facilities. Then compare with the money spent on the sciences.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I pull out to avoid unwanted pregnancies*
That said, 'lo Kebab and the cap'n.
What's afoot?

*Hey kids, don't use the withdrawal method, it doesn't work
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
# hahahaha. Nothing is on my feet at the moment.
they are cold.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I will post some socks.
what is your postal address, mother's maiden name, your date of birth, your crdeit card number, expiry date and security code please?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I haven't got a credit card.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# It's a kind of pedal attachment to assist with walking isn't it?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# He is one of the greatest evils and needs to be exterminated

any takers?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
# books
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] REVEALED!


(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
# long time no see
excellently hatstand!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Thanks BBB
New job means I can spend more time on b3ta - yay - and as tattyshop is my new nicotine I'll be around more often methinks. Bring on the hats!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# That is a QANTAS plane AICMFP
and on autocomplete.

They had another failure yesterday.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
# :)
images not to be used in an ad compo?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I clicked because I like it
woo!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Made more sense
than the tv series ever did, nice work
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Page 7

Click for readabler.


It didn't take much to amuse the Victorians.

Page 1
Page 2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5 Page 6
EDIT: The comic charts are back online, 44 clicks gets me into the top ten!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# heheheheh
:)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Best way to defeat a country-conquering drama queen
Huzzah!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
#

(First strip ever drawn entirely on Cintiq. No pencil sketches.)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# torn clothes?
best get to fisting
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# will this result in lesbian shenanigans?
also, it looks somewhat cleaner than before, just don't let your old skills go to waste. When the bomb drops, wacoms will be useless.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Funnily enough I can draw better with a tablet than with a pencil
probably because of ctrl+z
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# ironically, me too.
wich is strange, since i didn't have any drawing skills to begin with.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# see above
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Guh!
Woo!


(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
# aahWOOguh
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# PANCE!
The line work looks a little different, perhaps a little less clean, and the facial profile on Kat looks a bit odd. I work only digitally, and it can be a right pain - there are things that I can draw easily freehand that I can never seem to get right on the screen.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# It must be faulty
It put underpants on Scarlet!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
#
That last panel is crying out for some COCKBULGE!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# With a simple tear...
You've just fullfilled a number of squits fans.

This arc will henceforth be called "Crying Squirrels": judging from the looks of it, the waterworks are about to open.

Now you must draw Scarlet pioneering hyper sonic space travel.

EDIT: That looks suspiciously like one of my doors at my house 8I
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# No clothes
it's so much easier.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Or even better...
Draw Hilary teaching her cucumbers how to jump through miniature burning hoops at the circus.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Oh noes!
That is the saddest thing ever.
There is no way I will be able to show that to c3lia, she will enter an unceasing pit of polyploid despair.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
# FIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXIT
FIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXIT
FIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXIT
FIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXIT
FIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXIT
FIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXIT
FIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXIT
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# quick, dirty, stupid
but i couldn't get it out of my head any other way

(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
But shirley the Rofling Stones?

EDIT OMG the RSS Secret is so secret it even deletes posts that refer to it!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Groan
ed. Removed :)
writing backwards is fun!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# ?FTW
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# hahah
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# in before people who didn't know how to do this discover how
and the board fills with backwards posts. again.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# edited.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# haha
you can't stop it. it's a recurring internet phenomenon.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I know.
tis fun to do from time to time
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha
er, I mean ROFFLES!

(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# evil,i am
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# lol!!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# That's nicely done
also, never quite realised how similar my ex's eyes and Hitler's are. Hmmmm...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# fuhrer fucker
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
# YES yes yes
well we all make mistakes.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Not me
i'm infullible
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# pffffft
pobody's nerfect
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# hitler humper
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# hahahah, excellent stuff!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Thread jack, just to say goodbye...
I have now moved desk and I am overlooked by a number of people so my access to b3ta and more importantly MSPaint will be very restricted.

It has been lovely knowing you all on the day crew and I hope to see you now and again. If only on the Gay shift and School kids weekend...

See you around people!

* Cries a little
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Nooooooo!
Come back!

*cries a lot*
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I'm still here! and I'm sexier!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Aw man gutted!
:(

EDIT - PLAN! Subvert all those people overlooking you to b3ta. Problem solved, no?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# *celebrates*
nah not really...
:(

Fuck being over looked, just use a smaller window
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# boo!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# that is just plain evil.... Just hide it in a little window int eh bottom corner of teh screen, and aways have a bigger window behind it to click on and cover when needed!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# i wonder ..
what the total number of man/woman hours are wasted each week b3taing rather than working for the 'man'
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# 'wasted'?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
# yes wasted
GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I would reply to this but clearly I'm too busy working.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# stab out their eyes
problem solved

boo though
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# DX
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# BAH!
sorry bud!


(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Not sure how to reply to you all so I will put this here..
Thanks you lot.. I will try the smaller window thing but the problem is I am facing the corner so I can not see anyone creeping up behind me, or more to the fact, where the person sitting next to me is looking!

*I love you all (apart from keb/-\b) and will try and pop on now and again...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Colour matching algorithim

:) nice hitler yoda. better that that crap ^^ by a long way
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# thx
all i did was adjust the colour a little
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I did one similar when profumo died couple of years back

(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# some sort of.... i have no idea
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# aaaaaah...but how does it smell
I'm tempted to freeman it! :)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
# do it
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# hehe
how did that happen?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
# well the rumour is he crashed his car
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# and? i asked, how did he get to the thing's arse?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# What a chipper feller
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I love you, BBC.
Noticed this story thumbnail as I was browsing this morning. Sadly, the story didn't have a bigger version.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
...but ever so slightly FAQ
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahaha
brilliant.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# that's brilliant
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Awww, poor Boris!
TJ : I've just received one of the laziest "please open this trojan, pls thx bye" spams.



Look at it. They didn't even try to make it look convincing. They get a D- for this.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)
# That is shit
everyone knows its RESU8193.zip.zip that you have to print
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# haha i love it when they're obviously not even trying anymore.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Thank you!
I set up a blog for this sort of thing a while ago, then forgot about it
conferencepear.blogspot.com
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Some good stuff there :)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahahah, that is brilliant!
I can't be bothered to go all board gestapo
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I wasn't gestapo-ing...
just a gentle reminder. Full of fluff me.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# ahh... I don't do gentle reminders... IT MUZT BE ZE FULL TORTURE OF ZE BOARD NAZI RULE!
:D
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
A minder slip-up.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# It all makes sense now!


This took me far too long
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# :D
Yes.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# pffft
I think I'd like Brian Blessed as my office assistant

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WRITING A LETTER
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# ...ON A PALM PILOT?
SOUNDS LIKE A W*NKING MACHINE
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# haha
WHAT ARE YOU, POOF OR SOMETHING?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# hahah, that episode of Have I got News For You, was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen....
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hahah, that is sooo full of woo and win, its brilliant!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# hehe
excellent :)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Masterfully done
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *pokes*
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Don't think we'd be able to make it, love
we're poor as church mice at the moment now that B's been made redundant (with no redundancy money) but I'll have a check. Looks lovely though!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Oh Bums!
Sorry hun!


(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# That's alright chicken, we'll survive.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Tip tip Top!
Woo!


(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Wonderlings!
You winning the undertubes.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)
# No reflection on your nice pic... :)

(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# woo to this
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Oh lordy I want this so badly
*clicks*
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 20:16, archived)
# .
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Yaahahahaha
only a matter of time I suppose :)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*click*
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# whoa! aceness shop!
:D
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# hooray ace shoppage



*edit oops
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
# This one
is still my favourite.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Too soon
Wait until after I've had breakfast/lunch so I can appreciate it more...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
# never knew
ray mears was dianas bodygaurd
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Best one yet :)
Woo
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# ...

Ta FloydPink for inspiration...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
Afternoon Ninj. You okay?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Noonles Moley
Fine thanks sir, are you?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Damned fine thanks.
I'm bloody starving, though. I wonder what Mrs Mole is cooking me for my lunch today...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hurrah for Mr Capes
and for The Great (Fire) Escape


blog and archive
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Ouch...

(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ahahaha
poor sod...here you can use mine
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# That
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# pfffffffffffffft
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# hahah, you farted!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Arf!
Lightning fast! Took you less than a minute...
:D
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I replied then edited in
Time travel!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Time travel, eh?
Be careful out there, it's a dangerous business.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
# yeah, its surpisingly easy to become your own close relative....
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# but: where´s the nurse?
great tho.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# im a lazy bastard.
and besides, i've not finished fwapping over her
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hehe!
jizz!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
# the correct terms is "penis". at least in a hospital-like environment.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Penis.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# there, you said it.
is penis NSFW?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Only if you work in a hospital.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# actually he had a male chicken sewn onto his belly
which used to wank him off
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# NHS Cutbacks eh?
WOO & YAY sirrah! *clicks*
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# *comedy trombones*



(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Somehow, no matter how craply the day has started, when I'm grumping along grumpily, *grump* *grump*
I encounter a Dave the Hat gag like this, and suddenly I've got a stupid great grin on my face, and life is better. The truth* is, it can't be that bad if I'm laughing out loud, now, can it? Many thanks! (Again!)
*: Spontaneous truth; reminds me of Mockingbird's teenage rebellion story :-)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
# This
reminds me of a classic joke, which I shall attempt to re-tell via the medium of shopped imagery.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Guess the film?


Tip: It has Morgan Freeman in it.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Scarface
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# is it "I Was Monty's Double"?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Mag7ets


(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Driving Miss Magnet
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# The Shawshank Magnet


(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# The Dark Magnet


(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# A magnet in the sun


(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# The magnet list


(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Magnet
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Deep Magnet

(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Magnet on the Orient Express
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Dial M for Magnet!


(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# magnet on magnet st?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Magnet P.I.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Million Dollar Magnet
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# damn that Wasp Box
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Flatman?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# is it
Bridge on the River Kwai?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# It's Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, isn't it?
...what did I miss? Morgan Freeman? Dead? In the Thames? With John Peel? And a Whale?

Saints preserve us!

(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# LIVE PICTURES NOW ON SKY
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Bruised Almighty
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# don't be silly
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Million Dollar Magnet?

(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Harry Potter and the Car of Fire?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Who Says I Can't Ride a Magnet!

(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Robin Hood: Prince of Magnets

(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Fujifilm Velvia 100?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Fujifilm magnet 200


(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Bill and Ted's Excellent Magnet?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Magnet Begins?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Mag7net
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# As DtH put is
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Journey to the centre of the Magnet?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Along came a Magnet?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Hard Magnet?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Evan Almagnet
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Magnet: Impossible?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Fatal attraction?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Three men and a baby?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Gone with the Magnet?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# it's funny because he has a black eye
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Seven Magnets for Seven Brothers?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Towering Magnet?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# The Magnet Redemption
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# The Day the Magnet stood still?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Honey! I shrunk the Magnet?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# 4 Weddings and a Magnet?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# The Wages of Magnet?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# The Colour Purple
Mmmnng!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Lock stock and two smoking magnets?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# The Day of the Magnets?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# The Magnet Ultimatum?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Vanilla Magnet?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Magnet and Magnetism in Las Vegas
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# A Quantum of Magnets?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# No Magnet for old Men?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Der Magnet und der Sparkassenpferd
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# The Magnet after tomorrow?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Mragnet?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# WIN!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Arf.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# When Harry met Magnet?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# magnetificent men in their flying machines
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# magnet-e
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Bruce Almagnet?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# deep magnet
and no, that's not a play on deep impact
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# The Magnet Who Would Be King?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# MAGNET?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# The Magnets of Navarone
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Brokeback Magnet
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I have that
good film
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Things to do in Denver when you're magnetic
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Magnet's kingom
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Dr Magnet or how I learned to stop worry and love the magnet
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# the sound of magnets
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# ...
The hand that rocks the magnet
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Naughty magnets II
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# harrys magnet and the kingdom of hoods?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# It's a Magnet, Magnet, Magnet, Magnet, Magnet World
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# The Devil Wears Magnets?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Dude, where's my carp?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Magnetgeddon
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# 300 magnets?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Fried Green Magnets?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Dr. Magnet
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# From Russia with Magnets
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# GoldMagnet
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# ThunderMagnet
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# You Only Magnet Twice
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# On her Magnetsty's Secret Service
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Magnets are Forever
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Live and Let Magnet
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# The Magnet with the Golden Gun
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# The Spy who Magnetised Me
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Magnetraker
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# The Dark Knight????
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Kung Fu Panda?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# For Your Magnets Only
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# OctoMagnet
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# A View to a Magnet
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# The Living Magnets
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything Julie Magnet?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Magnets to Kill
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# GoldenMagnet
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Magnetism Never Dies
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Magnet Files
I want to believe
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# The Magnet is not Enough
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Magnet another Day
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Magnet Royale
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Magnetfinger
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Magnet of Solace
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Never Say Magnet Again
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ^this, hard :)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ...
Gooooood moooooooooorning Magnet
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Indiana Magnet
And the Magnet of Doom

and

Star Wars: Return of the Magnet
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Magnet Carlo or Bust!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# well you certainly attracted a few replies!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# this is nothing
there was once a magnet based thread so long that is now the stuff of legends!

Does anyone have a link to that btw?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# The Magnetificent Seven
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Those Magnetificent Magnets in their Magnetised Machines
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Over-doing it, I thought...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
# over doing it? this is b3ta goddamit!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Anger Magnetment
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Fatal Attraction
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Wins
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Night of the Living Magnets
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Return of the living magnets
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# ...
The hunt for red magnets
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# The hunt for red hot magnets
perhaps
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Magnetolia
Sorry, just had to
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
# oh
Dr Strangeglove, or how i learned to stop caring and love the magnet
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I thought he was in 'opital not clink...
But woo for nominative jokes.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha
*dies laughing*
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# this is very good
and it also gives me the fear
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# aaahahahaha!
´dis real good! look how happy he is.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# *Special*
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# everyone
just looked at me in the room when i laughed. now i look like a fool, what pill helps that?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
# slipping them all some high dose tranqs
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Hey, Archie!


Check out this Al Gore Rhythm!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# *MASSIVE SPANG*
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# *groan*
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# "Kerrrashhhhh"
Sorry.... I just wanted to hit it.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha!
Jesus!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# hahahah nice!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# OMG
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha, nicely done!
/and so quickly, too
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I got lucky on quickly finding Al gore pulling a concentrating/spack face

which is just a little unseamly...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Looks like he's got a painful incisor there...
an inconvenient tooth, if you will
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha!
fuck, I spat banana into my own croth there!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# SSPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# He's in a band with Rumsfeld
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Ronald Dumbsfeld and The Known Unknowns
on tour in the Middle East - it'll be a blast!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# heeey, we might be onto something...
Bill on the Sax, Condi on the fellatio mic, Cheney shooting pensioners.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah
brilliant!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# win!!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# red suits him....
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Pfffft
You loon!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# hahahaahaha
this is brill :)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Yes!
Genie arse!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# arf
how fetching!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# ahaha
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hehe
:)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# hahahahahha!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha
but zis is preposterous!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Fear not, his medical expenses are covered...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# nicely done!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Ooh Ta
Bilbo! If I had thee wishes, one would be to have Morgan Freeman's voice...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Just for research
can I have the last 3 numbers on the back of that card and a valid expiry date...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# what if i don't want to commit for suicides?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# ...
Think of all the virgins though.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I thought everyone did?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# we must perform a quirkafleeg!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Everyday I try.....
to live my life a bit more like Miner Willy
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I don't envy his marriage
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# But he's got a friend who lives inna toilet!
Ace!


(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I dont envy anyones marriage
well...maybe Paul Bettnays (married to Jennifer Connoly)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# is kate beckinsale married?
i love her soo much
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Married to the Director of "Underworld" I believe
dumped her boyfriend who was in underworld for the director, the little minx.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# haha
had that on the c64, never got past level 1.

here's a documentary for the younglings:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWmmMZlhcqU&feature=related
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# it was impossible to complete anyway due to a bug :D


still one of the best games ever god bless you Matthew Smith you crazy diamond
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# how aspergersy is that dude!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeemo
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# i just went on your website
top woo's.

hello board
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

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