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# Cheeky sods!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I've done that when working at a bar
Only to mates though!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# ive tried that with my nob
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# speaking of which...
threadjack - I am desperately looking for an image of Scrotula (search doesn"t seem too co-operative)... anybody got one lying around?

ta muchley
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Did you mean scrofula?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Did you mean Himmler?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Shamrock...heart...it all comes out the same.
Granted, after about 5 pints you have to work it out with a stick, but that's a different story.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# How does an accountant deal with constipation?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# You can't budget unless you work it out with a pencil.
aicmfp
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# *Five points awarded*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Flex Jack, flex!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# hahaha!!
i like
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Yet he still manages to pull fit young girlies
Top moob action!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Attitude, fame and money.
That is all.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# that's quite disturbing!
woooo
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# doop dee doop dee doo doo doobie doobie..
:D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Great fools seldom differ:P
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# haha :)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Little known Primus fact:
in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, the band preceding Wyld Stallyns at the Battle of the Bands is in fact Primus.

*hopes to God you're not referring to the camping stove*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Dur:P
They were playing Tommy The Cat:P
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# OK clever clogs
;p
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Little known fact though
Alex Winters went on to become a porn director and soooo romantically, he married one of the stars and from that day forth she only did lezzy flicks.:P
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Doo ba do ba do do dodo dodo
Doo ba do ba do do dodo dodo
Doo ba do ba do do dodo dodo
Booboo do ba do ba do do do do do!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# This is not an excuse to touch your thing
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# What about the other members of the Fantastic Four?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# But can it be milked? :)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# It seems likely
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# How did you resist the cdc?
Hahaha, I see now it's fully loaded!
:D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# For once I didn't even think about it!
I think this'll just be the first incarnation of this pic.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Hehe
I reckon so too!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# hahahah, that is damn disturbing!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Oh jesus christ
*sicks a bit*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Banjo tiem!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwww
He has stuck his "gentlemans tissue" to the wall.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Hah
That's the boy from Deliverance, all grown up!
AICMFP
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# are you SURE?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# hahahahaaaaa!


(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Hooray
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# THATSRIGHT
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# not a banjo, but still a fine pearoast op - Elephant Mandolin
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Longleat unveil their Kangamoo
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Enfluffles

Edit: Kangamoos would be great, we could have whole fields of them, you could watch them hopping and mooing round the british countryside for hours. And because all of all the hopping you would get MILKSHAKE!

"and I bet they would fart less that proper cows"
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
#
spot the Radio 2 listeners! ;OD
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# nonsense
I get my news from the discarded chip wrappers I find in hedges.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# You are The Sun's editor
aicmfp
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Sweet...
The question is, can it milk itself?
:D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# It sure...
...Kandoo :-)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# yay
I bet it can produce delicious milkshakes
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# hehe, that'll confuse them
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Tie me kangamoo down sport
Tie me kangamoo down
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Hooray, that's fantastic!
*click* from me!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Most important question: how long before it'll turn up on those bestiality sites?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# What a horrible prank.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# haha aaaw :)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
bill and ben are cunts!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# WEEEEEE - EEEEEEEEED!
pfftt...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# beeblebob?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bastards!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahhaahhahahah!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
The little gets.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Jesus!
Bill and Ben ARE cunts.

I always knew it in my heart, this just confirms it.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
# HAhaha
Aww bless little weed!!
:)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
:D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# moo
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
# *Waits for animation*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
# here you go
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
# ........................................................................ok then!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
# yup
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
# do not want
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
# adblocked because it's annoying as fuck
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Just installed it for that very purpose
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Horses?
Herd of horses?
Are they horses?
Horses?
What?
Horses???
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
# yes
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Oh thank heavens!
I thought I was seeing things...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# George W. Bush ordered the map change...

Too subtle? look at filename, then find that state...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# This whole thing must be really confusing for him.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# yay an answer!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Nope, I'm lost.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# You are here
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Thankyou.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# but if I am here, and here is there, where are you?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Over there
... There on the Stair
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# It's a mouse with fucking clogs on!
*throws gin bottle out the window*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# going clip clippity clop there on the stair.
*squish... thunk*

that'sthesound of adancing beclogged mouse encountering a stannah stair lift.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Shoefingers?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# "...He's the man, the man with the midas..."
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# ... heels
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# is this something to do with georgia?
and why is washington in the top left corner now?

EDIT: ok i'm rubbish at american geography, thanks all...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# It always was
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# was it?
i'm rubbish at american states, i can normally name them but not where they are. i thought washington was nearer the middle
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Oh goodness, no. It's actually one of the only states that I can locate on a map
That and Utah
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# but
isn't Florida the easiest?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Alaska's pretty easy
so long as it stops bloody well moving about
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Yep
Florida's a right slag. Just look how he's just hanging his cock out for all of the caribbean to see - and teasing Cuba with his girth
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
# it looks like a flaccid willy
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Wasn't it always there?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Thats where washington goes.
The one on the right is Washington D.C

I think.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Yep, Washington state - where Seattle is
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# oh
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Washington DC isn't in Washington State
Washington State has always been up there
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Washington State
is not Washington D.C.

and yes, look at Georgia (just above Florida...)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# BUT LOOK AT FUCKING ALASKA!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# it's an inset!
do you know nothing about maps?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# You'll be telling me Iowa isn't really pink next!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Oh but it is.
They have a large gay community.

(that's a large community, not a community of large gays.)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# You sure about that? It IS America.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)
# and i christen thee casual racism monday
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Some of my best friends are lardy americans
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Alaska looks like a big arse taking a massive shit
to me
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I am never going to look at a map in the same way again
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
# ...guilty feet have got no rhythm
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I almost broke my radio this morning when I heard Bush calling for restraint and comdemning Russia's heavy-handed approach
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# hahahh !
i would have 2 the big gay nosher

edit// sorry but thats classic .. need to find bbc news clip on that immmmmediately
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# this one?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# OH YOU MASSIVE SHITE
:D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Hook
Line
Sinker

*giggles like loon*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# pfft ...
i had my redcross nija button to teh ready - luckily
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Nearly,
the tab had opened and I just noticed the page title. You git!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Even with all the follow-on posts there?
Your horse-spotting sk1llz are in need of a refresher, methinks ;)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I expected this before it was fully loaded
:)

I like this map, especially the part where Alaska is in Mexico. Hijole!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Georgia's gone missin' as well replaced with S. Orsetia
.....It's between Alabama & South Carolina.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# is it because West Virginia should actually be North Virginia?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# nice :)
I found a nice little blog post that went through all the different geo political manouverings on both sides that have lead to where we've got to:

caution: here be words
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# OH GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
# very estute.
but i think that would prety much be the case with or without a nuclear war.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
# thank you for that!
Finally an intelligent piece of writing about the situation.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
# worryingly
this has been the reaction from some people

:D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
#

thx for the source material Avast
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Hahaha marvellous!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
Subtlety is the key ;)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Haha!

(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Generic NHS manager
I see a lot of these things wandering around the corridors.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Had they invented Magenta in those days?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Hahaha
greenscreens!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Magenta was invented in 1967 by the Belgians.

100% of FACT
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Page 9

Click for readabler.


Look! the female character actually gets a proper line!

Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5 Page 6 Page 7 Page 8

The comic charts are back online, if you could spare a moment to click the vote button here I'd appreciate it. Ta!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
#
line seeing-to

Love the style - wanted to ask though, is that bear supposed to be Rupert?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
# No, any similarity really is coincidental.
for some reason he seems to look more and more like Rupert the more I draw him. Bugger. Well, at least he's got a monacle which makes him look slightly different.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Rupert's explorer great grandfather :)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
# That must be it.
Sir Guile D'Gerb is supposed to be a gerbil though, so there must have been some weird cross-breeding at some point.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
# i like this cartoon a LOT
it's always a pleasure...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Lovely, lovely
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Eldritch 'n' good
Top stuff!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# hello everyone
it's been about a million years since i last visited here. Have some halo 3 nonsense anyway =]

(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# you DUM4S5
me 4V45T

woo

how did you do that?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# polar coordinates filter mostly
took lots of pictures on halo 3, and did stuff
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Oooh
pretty
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Well if that's the kind of stuff you produce, then...
*lassos*
*ties to chair*
*forces to produce at least half a dozen images of a similar calibre daily*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# *lassos with pendulous c**k*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Your shoe flow diagram is an utter fucking masterpiece.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Agreed
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
# \o/
Quite proud of that.

I still harbour hope that that pic will be the one that actually goes viral enough to pop up in my inbox at work!

...You gotta have dreams ;)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# i did my best soem tiem ago to help that !

edit/ oof the typos. sorry ...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# tiem is the correct spelling - everyone knows that!
It's the only thing I've ever actually been bothered to tag after I got loads of gaz saying it was going round people's offices :)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
# As it has just gone round mine. Well, to the people with a sense of humour.
And my boss.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# gaz me your work email address...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I think that would probably count as cheating...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
# No, not for that
It will make the stalking easier
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
# *unlurks*
not seen you here for a while, hello again
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
# more porn?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# *horns*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# take your turn
no cutting in!!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Office Lollage!
hahaha she looks good since the op.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Hehee! I was right, wasn't I?!
Link including the original:

www.b3ta.com/links/214683#post214686
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hehehe
*glees*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# SHE IS HAPPY BECAUSE SHE EATS LARD
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# we'd ALL be happy
if only we ate more lard!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I ate lots of lard this weekend
attached to huge pork joints nomnomnomnomnomnom

(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
# damn you, dixon!
*sips consomme*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# That's nice too - I could do with some of that right now to be honest
I was at my partner's father's birthday bash in Bavaria - beer, big lumps of pork with crackling on it and lots of folk music
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# mmmmmmm porky lumps
try swiss vegetable bouillon, it's well tasty.
not as tasty as pork, obviously.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Vegetable bouillon? Isn't that just the water left over after boiling the sunday veggies?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# no
it's powdery stuff in a tin, but it's very nice.
oh well, bath tiem!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Do you find that boullion is good for the skin?
enjoy!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# sounds like good times
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Yep, me, him, his sister & her husband were the only people under the age of 60
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Yep, sounds like the Bavaria I know
:)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# BIGGER
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Any excuse for a pearoast..
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# cor look at those jubblies
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# She's got Phil and Grant Mitchell in a headlock.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Yep, real milkers right there
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# porn
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Don't sit there typing "porn" at me, young laddo, otherwise I might respond with some other word.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
# "bum"?
"tit"?


"willy"?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I was going to respond with "lard"
but I'm not sure if that would be going too far.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# lard porn
mmmm, greasy, like joels cock
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
# FUCK yeh
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Talon's what?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# arf, well spotted.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# It's my gift - and my curse.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# eh...
dont get..
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
# heh
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
# this is why he has those trousers so high.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I don't understand a word of what you just said
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Who...
My screen is all over the place..
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
# fair is foul and foul is fair....
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHA Its Burger King meets McDonalds
classic punnage.

Shame about the seams.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# class
seamlessly brilliant. woo

(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# when shall we three eat again?
when the quarter pounder's done,
when the queue place is lost and won
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# LOL
:D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# and now a chocolate shake Comes toward Dunsinane etc
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# eeeeeeeewwww
i hate milkshakes.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# If he's not careful, he's gonna tip his fries into his lap
stupid twat
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
# then it would be
out, out damn (grease) spot....
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha winner
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# heheh
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# LOL he has a look of.. "MY FRIES ARE COLD..
..AND THERE IS NO FUCKING STRAW WITH MY SPRITE"!!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
# You, sir/madam/webbot, are a true connaisseur of seams
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# ^this^
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
# haha
seamless :P
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Ha ha!
Didn't Martin Shaw play Macbeth's best mate, Banquo? Cheggers is in it, too.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Anoyone else had enough of Facebook!!!???
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Never had the pleasure
but yours sounds like fun :)

EDIT: bit big that, you may want to see if you an optimise it a tadge ;)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# jeez
thought i was on facebook then,

bit big sonny, try to optimise to 50k
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Will you be releasing a 'new' version
that no-one really thinks is necessary?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Woul;d that be a Number 2?
Noon board
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# uh-huh
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# :P

(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# reminds me of the first reply i ever saw on here, it was a about 3000 px wide
and just said bigger on it.

(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I've not heard the term 'Wazzock'
used for years....


But today I'll be using it lots.

Thanks Fishcat!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I approve
of the word "wazzock".
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# 50Kish please.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# faecesbook?
wouldn't touch it with someone else's shitty stick.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Yes!

A long time ago!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I am Wogan!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I'm Wogan!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I think you'll find that...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# floral dance!!
wow, that brings back memories
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I'm Wogan
and so's my wife!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I was so gonna post that.
*narrowly avoids wee*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# no idea... If I wanted to talk to people that I hadn't spoken to in 10years, i would have kept in touch in the first place.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# haha ^this
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
# *REPOSTS*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# i can't
stop office lolling
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# i visited a doctor finlay in a rather delicate state...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# i have been unable to find anonymous sex on facebook
despite having a group called get kebab laid and with a sexy photo of me in bright pajamas balancing a spoon on my nose.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# balance a bigger spoon on your cock
you'll get a lot more attention that way.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# but if I balanced a large spoon on my dick people will be able to do a comparison.
A sugar spoon would be flattering...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
# you could always pretend it's a big spoon
or 'shop yourself a massive manhood.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fucking hell!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I'm going to moan about the size of this image and then repost something.
Because that makes sense to me.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# go on then, you tease.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# MOAN
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# He doesn't look happy to be an astronaut
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# my top lip hurts from biting it.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Kate Moss wearing a designer pink execution hood?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Kojack?
who loves you baby?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I wants a lolly.
:[
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Splendid.
:D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# WELC BACK CAR AND RIC
is an anagram of BACKWARD CAN CIRCLE
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Have this "D"...
:
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Wank Cab Card Circled?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Oh fuck!
D:
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yes! yes! yes! yes! yes!

i like this very much, very, very much.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Haha!
That would make it a bit more interesting.

Plus there's an idea for a porn vid there too.

*Edit* Choice Carol and friends:

(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Aww I like Carol.
She is very lovely.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Eeek!

(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# She doesn't appear to be a particularly successful hunter
*pulls faces and runs away*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# oh my god, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!












oh, it's just a spider plant hanging down...nevermind!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# is it wrong
that i find the ugliest part of this to be the protruding ribs?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# who's chedge ?
bottom left corner?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Nicely
horrifying
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# EEP

those legs are waaaayyyy too thin

/edit: +arms
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# as you do.......
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# acecakes
didn't notice it the first two times though...
feeling dumb today
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# indeed woo
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# hahahah, that is so damn excellent!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# The man, the legend
*bows*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Belatedly - Terry Wigan
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# hahahah!!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] It'll be back to basics...
...for transport entrepreneurs...

(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
# That Noel Edmonds eh, what a chump!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
#


Click for bigger (54KB)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Oh god SPANG!
pfffffft...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# SSPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
# oh dear lord
*nuts wall*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# *coughs*
TAXI FOR BELA LUGOSI'S DAD !
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# again? :(
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Oh dear...
Hahaha! Silly cnut!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Oh dear god
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Woo to your woo!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Whatever happened
to "hi cockalorum"?

PS Thankyouverymuch I'mhereallweek
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# lol chef lol


lol john peel whale

pope
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
# is this a Sky News screencap?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# can't be, this is too accurate for sky. Might be euronews
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Apparently
*whispers*
some bloke died or something
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# fuck - was it Fred Harris?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Rolf Harris?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# what's funny about the word 'Harris'?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Might I refer my learned colleague to
The "Andy Williams' Bear and Cookie Joke" court case as depicted in "I'm sorry, I'll read that again", S07e11?

Teapot!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Fred West?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
# chockabloke!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Reuters
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# FP THIS HATSTAND MADNESS.
OBLIGATORY WOO AND YAY
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Hahaha
*leaves Moohalaa's bags outside bunker*
:P
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# has:
"the last thing you do before you die is crap your pants"

bindun yet?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hmmm


Click for bigger (15KB)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)

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