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[challenge entry] 1944 June 5..

Eisenhower defines No.23's primary objectives.
'ning all :)
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(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Was it to fuck shit right up?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Was it to destroy robinson family, destroy!
?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] .

Panz? err tanks
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# is how a babby jesus is formed?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# They need to do way instain
Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# instain hitler take all the day! what a big hitler
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I am sorry for your lots
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# yay!
Tommy!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# daft bugger
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# no real reason
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Sooo true!
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# abuahi abuahi abuahi abuahi
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Haha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Nom
I want that onion ring snack on his head.
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# if onion rings featured in the eucharist
i'd be more inclined to bother god
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# controversy
Actually, there is debate. Evolutionists think it's onion ring snack. Creationists think it's transform-a-snack. Who really knows.
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# In a recent survey
32% of people said it was Transform-a-Snack

21% said it was KP onion rings
16% said it was ASDA onion rings
12% said it was Sainsbury's onion rings
11% said it was Tesco's onion rings
8% said it was onion rings from their local corner shop

Clearly the majority say Transform-a-Snack. The statistics don't lie.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# also, i saw this book in the window of a charity shop yesterday
my first recursion

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# *is tickled*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# It's the training manual for new b3tans.
My favourite is page 4 - McCririck.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Haha, that'll drive them mad
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Ungrateful sods!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Why do we not propose this theory just to make the Christians happy?
Uncompromising cunts :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Lots of Christians do believe this
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# i've been told (i.e. [citation needed])
that fundamentalist creationism only really got going at the start of the 20th century, primarily as a response to the growing scientific interest in eugenics which a lot of people saw as A Bad Thing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Could well be.
Evolution has been rather abused. I don't think religion does itself any favours by arguing so pointlessly against such a strong theory though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# What amazes me is that given the constant 24 hour cycle of destruction that is the natural world
anybody actually worships this mythological concept

It would quite clearly be a complete psychopath
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# have you not watched the lion king?*
it's the circle of life!

i have no problem with anyone who believes in a god. it's the idea that, if god created the entire universe and inspired the entire bible, that the latter should be the primary reference for all truth, despite the fact that the universe is a vastly superior work in every respect. THAT annoys me

*or, if you don't need the concept explained to you by elton john in short words: bambi
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I worked with a girl who designed props for the stage production off the lion king
and in a single sentence have spouted more reality than all the superstitious beliefs in the world

An ancient Chinese philosopher once said: "If there are ghosts, the highways would be extremely crowded with them"

Which they are not
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# i now have an image of a street sweeper with a proton pack
i wish ghosts were real, just so that proton packs could be real
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Why do you think those sludge-gulper trucks need to have a big round chamber on the back?
The ghosts get washed into the drains, and have to be sucked out by a portable cyclotron.

It's the idea that you could fit one in a backpack that's just utterly preposterous.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SCIENCE
WE DON'T NEED:
-PROLONGED LIFE THROUGH MEDICINE AND VARIOUS OTHER THINGS LIKE WATER PURIFICATION
-ENERGY EFFIENCY
-TO KNOW THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE

NOW JUST DICK OFF AND LEAVE US TO OUR THEORY THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE IF WE DO NOTHING BUT TALK TO OUR COLLECTIVE IMAGINARY FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# FP! FP it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Pfff!
True!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# The thing is,
if they let their preposterous argument just roll over and die and try and put forward a better one,
then that surely counts as evolution.

(Mind you, it's not like circular contradictions seem to bother them).

I was forced to attend this Baptist thing at the weekend. They had a wall picture with lots of little fish the kiddies had stuck on to make the scales of one big fish. The temptation to whip out a pen and draw legs on just one of them was overpowering...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Not really; evolution applies only to living things, not to ideas or inanimate objects.
Ideas can 'evolve', after a fashion, but this isn't the same as the evolution of life.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
# errrrrrr
no
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Heh heh
Brills
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Very much this
but please, stop thinking that everyone with belief is a fringe looney, the spread of looneys within religion is much the same as that without.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# i concur
but creationism in particular is daft
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Yes
Of course something that created billions of galaxies wants primates to bolster its' lack of self esteem by praising it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Come on,
I hate the bastard insignificant lot of you, but any bit of praise makes me glow all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Right on the money with that one
Woos and Yays galore
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I LIKE THIS!
I LIKE YOU!
(The If has remembered this site., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)
# I approve of this
I don't understand why some people think a belief in evolution and a belief in God are mutually exclusive. I've read Genesis; it sounds pretty much like a metaphor for evolution to me.

Also, woo.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# quick and nasty:
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# yeeees
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Booo!
The complete utter bastards!

Those were one of my favourite things to spot as a kid.

Rebuild them now!

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Kaboom!
I always find it funny that so many people turn up to watch stuff getting blown up.
Even more amazing that they turned out at 3am in the cold. They can't all have been on their way home from the pub could they?
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# hm?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Pffft
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# 4chan is back up now.
Please go back there.

/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# nah
not into paedo and shit comedy
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Ooh, forgot about that.
*has a look on YouTube*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Teach him to eat a whole fecking sheep..
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# slow down gary. age 26.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# HIS PROFILE LIES
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I don't know who to believe any more.
I thought I could trust you, gary.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# ...
You can trust me. Here take this small kitten and deliver it to the kitten eating ogre in the evil forest.
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# This kitten better get eaten.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# ...
He will. Oh did i mention he loves his kittens dipped in the bloodied hacked up corpses of b3tans?

Whoops.
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Best of all the hacked up corpses
with salsa I presume?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# ...
Oh definitely. With a little tortilla chip on the side. nomnomnom
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I can actually hear the crunching as I type
is it wrong to salivate?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I read that as
..is it wrong to masterbate.
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Yes, you're going to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# The handcart is ready.
Warp factorz 9. Engage
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I thought it was LOLSNAKESEATINGSHEEPS


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Seating?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# best.sofa.ever
You know why stuff disappears down the sofa now. Like your little brother. Fat, greedy pythonidae.
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# ¿Que?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I think that stroke around the text needs more pixels
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Bindun?
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# :D
I've not seen Batman Begins yet, I demand there to be at least one cricket scene, or I shall be pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# He's eventually caught at mid wicket
bowled by the Joker who made 4-45

EDIT: BTW, watch it, tis a very good film despite the lack of cricket
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
#
despite thanks to
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha
nicely. better than your last post for shure
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# ...
All my posts are quality, innit.
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# They sure are, Gary, age 24.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# ...
26 now, ashally.
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)
# you haven't updated your profile for two years gary, age 26
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# ...
I am all of teh mystery.
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Haha
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha
click
(I helped save b3ta! Gerbilinafishtank Gerbil in a fish tank...TURTLE POWER!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Hehe. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I thought when he said 'do you have results of the test' he was going to go
Packistan won by 42 runs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Hehe
Actually, that's some hummus you just uncovered.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# that's much better gary, age 24
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I know the Berlin wall had been done, but it's a most specialised subject.

deris
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hahaa
Is that a terrible robot from robot wars?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Nope.
That's The Fuckest Uppest!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# This is tho :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# You can't drink a pint of Bovril
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# tenner says you can
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# down in one?
it might be possible
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Guiness and baileys is do-able
why not bovril
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# because bovril is the devils arse gravy
and why would down a pint of guiness and baileys? that sounds unholy.

seriously go to the notty house they have some gorgous ales on tap
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# I dont like ales
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Freak
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I tried to get my brother to drink a pint of Bovril the other week.
He almost went for it, but then realised he would rather cut off his own testicles.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# smart man, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Haha, no you dick, watch some real TV.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# You shot me in the bollocks, Tim
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# No hard feelings..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# "What do you paint?"
"Anger
Pain.
Fear
Aggression. "
"water colours, or...?"
"its a bit more complex than that"
"tim does cartoons"
"its a bit more complex than that"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# hehe
smash...

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I like its camouflaged axe-wielding bum
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# TFU!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# finally:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Haha
*chants*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# making life taste better
for some at any rate...



hello b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# CHIPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:38, archived)
# beans or mushy peas?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning...
(SillyMoo, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)
# silly blunderbot!
do not rape industrial chimney!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I dont get it
Why is there a flying robot in loverly sheffield
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# chimneys have been burst manually due to chimney blight
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Because that's what Sheffield deserves...
bloody knife and fork making upstarts, coming round 'ere with their cutley and steel
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:05, archived)
# But I lorb sheffield
Its so great!
And the steel museum is well worth the admission fee
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I'm just joshing ya :D
It's Barnsley that I really hate.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Ah good
Barnsley can fuck right off
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:27, archived)
# round here we eat soup with hammers! and we like it that way!
*shakes hammer*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I acutally really like the visual image of someone
trying to eat soup with a hammer
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# just think of the dinner parties
what a mess
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# The Pudding (jelly trifle, to be eaten using only a hair brush)
Would be equally messy.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I could see screwdrivers being useful for the corn on the cob though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# DIIIIINNER TIME.
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM. BRING MORE FOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)
# *puts this on this list of stuff to draw*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Is this on it?
b3ta.com/board/8680226
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# NO.
MAYBE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# WHY NOT
DRAW IT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I MIGHT LATER.
It's coffee time right now, not drawing time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:38, archived)
# They're in ur city,
destroying ur cooling towers.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I dont even know where those cooling towers are
Could be the CHP plant possibly.... im not sure
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Out near Meadowhall,
I think I've seen them from the train before.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Oh I havnt been there in years
Its full of 15year olds with push chairs
And tis worse during this time, the summer holidays
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)
# why? does the place fill up with peadophiles?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Yeah, too much competition.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Yeah, I've never been there either.
It's on the trainline to Leeds though, so I've been past it plenty of times.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# they've even got big signs in the station at the moment about the cooling towers demolition.
they were the first thing of sheffield you see from the M1
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# wordy's went nuts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:09, archived)
# hahaha
the vid of this on teh beeb is ace. well if your some kind of cooling tower collapse geek
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:38, archived)
# where did you find these pics?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I found em...
In the sheffield forums megathread...

www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=384521&page=18
(SillyMoo, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Ningles!
Board is really slow this morning..
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Epic, epic, epic fail!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
# this made me larf way too much
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)
# You've been here long enough
Gary
Age 24
To know thats not the way to do it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Gary, Age 24
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)
# haha
touch of mindpiss
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# no, I just copied you
because I'm fucking WEAK!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)
# WOW THAT WAS SOME FAST COPYING!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)
# yes, they don't call me speedymeats for nothing
infact, they don't call me that at all!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# He remembers when he was 10 you know
Does 'ol Gazbag.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I remember when these fields were all houses
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Actually I remember working in renaturalised land years ago.
My building was on the edge of it and my againg, northern boss looked out over the rolling greenness and said, 'I remember when all this were factories'. He didn't understand why I was rolling around on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)
# did he go "by thunder!"
and pull his braces at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# No he wasn't Brian Blessed, sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)
# It's a funny old world init?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# roflnings
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Pennywise-Beattie wants to eat your spleen

While having a tug
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:05, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKING CLOWN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# not slow enough for that.
This is my unhappy face gazza. I am unhappy.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)
# please read
the FAQ

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhh
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# ....


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)
# haha
Ning board
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Ning!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)
# ^ This
Only because the slow drying FUCK ALL was useful for... well.. not alot..

:)

Edit: *clickys*
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Comp entry.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Actually I think it's bindun I'm afraid
'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# You're kidding?!
Oh ffs.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# hehehe
Dontcha hate it when that happens:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Good morning!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Have you looked outside?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# It's slightly overcast, but not unpleasant.

We might have breakfast in the garden, if ms. mediocre ever decides to get out of bed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I know!
Bloody hell, has there even been one good day this summer?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# No they're saving it for next year so we get two in a row!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# hey basalt-lips, yo mumma was a volcano
...or something. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# THIS ISN'T ME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 7:59, archived)
# OF COURSE NOT.
*points and laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 8:05, archived)
# Are you sure you're not the freebase bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 8:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Valley Forge MkI
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:46, archived)
# Madone Seven, report to the carousel.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:48, archived)
[challenge entry] fucking aryans.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:53, archived)
# Babby needs a bubble with 'Lol!' or '101!' in it.
LOL, as is, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 7:02, archived)
# you're right.
but i stopped where i did and it's too late to revisit it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 7:07, archived)
# SHOW US ON THE DOLL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 7:07, archived)
# you don't know what pain is!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 7:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 7:28, archived)
# IT'S ALL ABOUT THE NETIQUETTE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 8:09, archived)
# AND TRACTOR SAFETY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 8:18, archived)
# I like this
a lot
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# lol, religion
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)
# wow
haven't watched that in years. awesome movie. written by the director of heavens gate too!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# democRATS
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:19, archived)
# How original, another Obama/Osama comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:21, archived)
# 4 more years...
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:23, archived)
#
woo
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# ^^this
wow, excellently done
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ^this
With spikes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:23, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:33, archived)
# third world nations and their rigged elections are kind of old news.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# *chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:29, archived)
# Not worth wasting a thread on but I thought I'd share this.
I just submitted an assignment yesterday for a business subject of my undergrad degree. It was for a hypothetical confectionery company branching out into ice cream products. Here's the logo I made for the cover of the report:


For those who don't get the humour... tasmania is a triangular shaped island to the south of Australia and thus a lady's unshaven public region is known as a "map of tassie".
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:34, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:36, archived)
# heh. what flavours are available?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:39, archived)
# Feeeesh!
Also
Marmite
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:41, archived)
# We were pretty boring with our flavours.
Just variations on the fruity favourites.
The one interesting one was teh fully licenced Angostura Adventure product on the theory that I could make a Lemon Lime and Bitters flavour. Personally I think that'd probably sell well!

The key feature of the service was that it was internet based mail-order ice cream! The aspect of the project where you had to suspend disbelief was the existence of an insulated water-resistent cardboard carrier loaded with dry ice packs that'd keep the ice cream contents frozen for several days, long enough to be posted, hang around in your office for a day and then go home with you. And for the box to be cheap enough that we could still be competitive with supermarket icecream :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:47, archived)
# bitters i would buy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:53, archived)
# Wouldn't that curdle the milk?
Maybe it would work better as a gelato
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 7:13, archived)
# You could be onto something there!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# HAHAH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:40, archived)
# ^ this

'coz I'm from Tassie and it makes me feel proud of this island!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:08, archived)
# His name sounds bit arabic
I had not noticed this before.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:41, archived)
# Hold still, I'm trying to vote!
Somehow I have a feline this is going to be seen on rusty bumpers, wherever minds are less than broad.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:43, archived)
# you are being satiracal right?
this is why i hate my own sense of humor. the funniest stuff is the stuff that looks the most real and stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:50, archived)
# That made me do this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# how it should have went down
de-ris here
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:09, archived)
# this just supports my position: ban the olympics.
i do support kicking referees, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:15, archived)
# it made my day thats for sure
i enjoy what the Olympics has become.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:16, archived)
# a toxic blight? a spectacle worthy of the lowest tabloid?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:16, archived)
# ^this
it has gone from representing one's country in a fair(ish) competition against the world, to representing one's self in a completely skewed and extremely biased environment.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:19, archived)
# i think it could be saved.
first off, we test for drugs. any country with any one athlete who is found to have used performance-enhancing drugs or human growth hormone or any of that has all of their athletes banned from competition for the next dozen or so years and all medals they won in the previous dozen years revoked as well.

if i weren't opposed to capital punishment, i'd suggest we kill them all, too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:24, archived)
# who would be left?
i think if they test positive for performance enhancing drugs / growth hormones, they should have to take mind altering drugs, like LSD. So when the gun fires they are there at the start line, trying to peel it up and catch the bugs under it.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:27, archived)
# i'd support this but i'm opposed to wasting good drugs on jocks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:30, archived)
# how bout just the low grade gear
that or give them all pyotie, thats natural... and lasts a good week.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:33, archived)
# I'd go the other way
and say that all athletes should be drugged (not just the performance enhancing ones, but they'd still play a major part), get robotic implants and spikes on their knees.

THEN I'd watch.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:31, archived)
# add genetic modification and other fun too.
let the bodymod fetish crowd supervise.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:34, archived)
# A farce where officials of the hosting country deliberatily falisfy
documents in order to get underage competitors in?
Reminds me of when there was a movement recently to get an Avril Lavigne video to the venerable "most watched" post. Someone commented "What a shame they had to cheat to get it there."
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:20, archived)
# the world is becoming a deceitful place
it just takes a massive sporting event to get it to really shine. I have the luxury of watching merkan television up here in Canuck-land. And my , it is incredibly biased towards the competitors from the great states. Even when they come next to last, they still did the best.... In patriotic eyes.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:23, archived)
# No different here in Auslandia.
I wanted to find out something about a Merkin athlete the other day so I went to the local paper's website. All I could find was info about Auslandian athletic prowess and a few footnotes about for'n competitors. Unless of course they fucked up then it's "OMG! hahahaa Laugh your arse off at this poor bastard as his guts spill out all over mat because he tried to lift too much" or whatever.

It's no different when the cricket's on. Auslandian team wins "OMFG THEY'RE HEROES I WANNA BOOF EM!" and if the other side wins it's not "Good show, Johnny Foreigner!" it's "Oh our boys must've been having a bad day. They've worked so hard, must've been the smog in the air, the noise of the crowd, the colour of the umpires codpiece" or whatever. No possibility that Johnny may have actually played a better game that day!

cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:29, archived)
# i think canadian tele is a bit less biased,
its like we're the misfit kids who are just happy to be there, and we are trying to make friends however we can..
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:32, archived)
# I watched five minutes of seven's (primary olymipic b/caster) coverage
on friday. An Aussie had finished 10th. And oh what a performance that was, a fantastic effort, a comeback from an injured toenail and a dramatic fight back from 11th place. They even interviewed him. Fuck the winner. I still dunno who won the race.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:42, archived)
# "in other news, our glorious and patriotic competitors performed magnificently in poorly organised competition in obsequeous foreign nation"
"next comrades, the weather"

and they just don't fucking get it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:09, archived)
# i heard about the guy who kicked another guy but who is he kciking in your picture?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:18, archived)
# (i just swapped their heads around)
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:19, archived)
# tan gents


www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/fruguhd.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:07, archived)
# YOU TAGGED IT WRONG.
I BET THAT'S WHY YOU JUST GOT BANNED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:11, archived)
# dekion got banned.
neener neener neeeener.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:14, archived)
# she got banned because you're a mod and you banned her.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:14, archived)
#
vote mcCain
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:14, archived)
#
fishbase.org/Photos/PicturesSummary.php?StartRow=6&ID=3267&what=species&TotRec=8
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:36, archived)
# get off my jock, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:37, archived)
# THE HOUSE THAT BLED VOMIT! - GOODNIGHT!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:06, archived)
# BUKKET!
The one on the right
wants the bucket.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:15, archived)
# when is a bucket not a bucket?
bucket
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:17, archived)
# When it is pale[sic].
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:21, archived)
# *smacks*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:05, archived)
# when it is not a bucket.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:43, archived)
# It has something to do with the tides.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:51, archived)
# Why so serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:53, archived)
# i think a bettter question is, why are you such a homo?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:56, archived)
# The answer is easy
"Because i enjoy fucking men in the ass"
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:58, archived)
# oh yeah. there is that.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:00, archived)
# don't forget the sucking and the frotting.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:26, archived)
# his tie looks like a magenta cock.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:59, archived)
# Maybe.
But I think it looks more like a tie.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:00, archived)
# damn my cock must look funny then.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:03, archived)
# If you can
A. tie it around your neck and look respectable in a suit

and

B. use it as an egg-flip

then yes, your cock must tastelook funny.

Speaking of which... why is it that I've started to dream of autofellatio lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:05, archived)
# i've been dreaming of it all my life.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 7:11, archived)
# But what does it mean?
I know that if I start dreaming about visiting the toilet a lot that my brain is trying to tell me my bladder is full.
But seriously, autofellation? I guess it's just my brain telling me I need to get laid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# why is this a meme?
did i miss something important (has doubts)?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:04, archived)
# i think they're all calling gordon brown a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:05, archived)
# but all in the same way?
odd.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:13, archived)
# Possibly suggesting that the prime minister
is an evil psychopath?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:06, archived)
# suggesting that any politician is something other than an evil psychopath would be novel.
they're all scum.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:16, archived)
# no. you didn't.
although the dark night was a good movie.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:06, archived)
# i'll take your word for it.
i don't like anything about batman so i probably won't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:13, archived)
# wowo dude.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:20, archived)
# i like bats but humans disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:37, archived)
# vroom vroom.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:36, archived)
# dibs on the corpse.
that's a great pic. *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:36, archived)
# dead car = carpse.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:37, archived)
# i'd prefer the one in the skirt.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:39, archived)
# perv.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:46, archived)
# I can't win
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:03, archived)
# Have you bought a ticket?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:06, archived)
# Old-folks are worth more points.
But are not as much fun. Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:41, archived)
# ? the way i learned to play, old people are worth the least points.
they're slow so they're easy to hit, and you're doing everyone a favour by eliminating them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:46, archived)
# Sentimentality was bigger when DeathRace2000 was made.
The 80's had yet to burn that out of people. Just a guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:49, archived)
# i love paul bartel (and mary woronov).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:58, archived)
# I would pay money for this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:47, archived)
# i wonder if there are any home mods out there like it.
like the quake/doom mods that were all the rage a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:48, archived)
# Carmageddon
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmageddon_II
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:57, archived)
# *hmmm ahhh*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:16, archived)
# play a game. it's fun.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:50, archived)
# Silly man. She's just doing that crazy new urban freestylin'.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZ90AbHPaA
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:43, archived)
# heh. that's what we need - 'this is parkour'/'this is not parkour' arguments.
that'll disteact from the 'this is history'/'is not history' arguments and the 'this is a robot'/'this is not a robot' arguments.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:52, archived)
# But
freerunning and parkour are 2 deferent sports this video is freerunning but parkour is another thing for 1 it does not include flips and blablabla
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:55, archived)
# you are insane. islam is the one true religion and salads must only be made with greens.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:05, archived)
# Hello daddy. Hello mom. ch,ch,ch,ch cherry bomb!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBDMthZ0c80
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:16, archived)
# fuck yeah. what fun!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 6:27, archived)
# sheer brilliance PB!
woo & yay & hooplah + a *clikc*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
# doirty old town....doirty old toooown!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)
# begorrah!
spuds and stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Smokey old world
Chokey old world
Smokey old, chokey old woooorld.

/Planet Breatheezy reminiscing.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Are you msning tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Not at the moooment.
I am trying to get myself to go to bed but I keep failing, haha. I have to get up quite early too, oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:00, archived)
# okiiees
i shoyld probably too :////
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Yeah I am actually gonna properly try now.
Got to take a load of shit off my bed first and everything, ugh. Decorating ¬¬


Sweet dreams Caaalllum, hope tomorrow is better xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)
# same
I have shiiiiiit loads to move off of it, damn parents making me pack everything up a month before i fucking go siggh. -_-

Have a good tommorow also.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Tomorrow, let's design a self cleaning bed yeah?
x
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)
# haha yeah i think i jy just sleep where i am
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:17, archived)
# guinness should make dental floss in little containers that look like that.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)
# oil haave
a pint of the black stuff and a potato

I've always wanted to do a Northern Ireland Star Wars... re-do the dialogue with NI actors, y'know... Ian Paislie as Darth Vader and the like.

Chewie would be easy.. GRWAARRRWWWRRRR... so it is.
(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Like the Geordie StarWars?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMjBRCUfKlc
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# wut?!!
/peeks

not quite - keep to the script completely, just all in a Belfast accent. Try it out.
edit - part 2's funny though
(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:58, archived)
# I wish you could get a copy with David Prowse's lines still in.
There was a short clip on the DVD which is just fucking surreal.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmBtr9bbPEc

The American who says he is scottish needs to be punched repeatedly in the throat though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)
# IT SHITS TREACLE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# WANTS BIRDY!!! AND ITS BEER!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Silly Tahkcalb, bridy has not got beer.
Birdy has got STOUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:42, archived)
# that's made with butter, right?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:55, archived)
# No.
But this is.

And the silly bitch mixed up beer and stout.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:06, archived)
# that sounds quite good, actually.
using good quality chocolate, it'd be great.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:37, archived)
# Beer.
Fancy-ass names don't change it.
Drinking it, on the other hand does. [/:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:46, archived)
# I didn't think guiness was so viscous :P
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:43, archived)
# GOOD NIGHT B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)
# ooohh... comfy bed
night!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Its not really it creaks and shit at the slightest movement
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)
# No sneaky sex for Nick!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# NO ANY SEX FOR NICK
:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# :( SAD TIMES.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# NO ANY SEX FOR THE MAJORITY OF THE BOARD
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)
# WE MUST TAKE ACTION AGAINST THIS...
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)
# SEX.
LOTS OF SEX, TO MAKE UP FOR EVERYONE ELSES NONE-SEX.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# HOW DO I KNOW YOU EVEN HAVE A PENIS?
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)
# HOW DO I KNOW YOU DONT?
0_o

WE WILL JUST HAVE TO TRUST ONE ANOTHER.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# I doubt that lime would have covered a penis... Hmm.
Also: I realised I have never ever seen even a little picture of you AND, I don't even know your name D:

EDIT: You can tell me tomorrow, as I am gonna scoot off to bed now. Niight night Lemony man.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:00, archived)
# What lime?
Also: I do not photograph well.

MY NAME IS LEGION*

*Matthew
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)
# Matthew is an Ace name.
Also hah, I guess you weren't around for lime night??

Anyway anyway anyway, bedtiiimme for bonzos!
N'night Matthew! x
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:05, archived)
# MY DEAR,
I *WAS* LIME NIGHT.

Gnight you weird nameless face bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)
# i had mine already. want a smell?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 4:38, archived)
# Stickman is all
"Feel free to join me, hotstuff."

EDIT: I forgot, niiiight niiiiight x
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)
# STICK MAN DOES NOT USE WORDS LIKE HOTSTUFF
HE CALLS LADIES DOLLSNATCH AND THE LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# DOLLSNATCH?
Like a barbie's fanny?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)
# WATCH NATHAN BARLEY
ITS TOTALLY FUCKING MEXICO
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)
# FUCK YOUR BEDCOCKSUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I WILL TRY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Sleep tight
Don't let the bed bugs bite!
(Chook, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# OH THANKS FOR YOUR 1ST MESSAGE WISHING ME SWEET DREAMS
top lurking :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)
# and if they do, bite them back.
throw them in a dirty sack,
throw the sack into the sea, and
say "goodbye, you dirty flea!"
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Aw ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)
# that was how the rhyme went in my childhood.
stupid parents and their useless vermin eradication measures were FAIL.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# what a spacious coffin.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)
# FUCK OFF ITS MY BED
BUT I DO HAVE BISCUIT COLOURED SHEETS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:42, archived)
# well you see, the prophecy i was ref....
never mind, i've said too much already.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:45, archived)
# STOP MESSING WITH MY MIND DERRON BROWN!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Stop messing with my mines Heron Brown.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
# STOP PISSING IN MY THAMES GORDON BROWN!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:10, archived)
# how motherfucking rude.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:56, archived)
# GNIGHT.
I LIED ABOUT GOING TO BED.

I HAD A GREAT IDEA ABOUT A PICTURE, THE WHY SO SERIOUS JOKER PIC BUT CHANGED TO WHY SO SIRIUS AND THE JOKERS HEAD WOULD REALLY BE SIRIUS BLACK FROM HARRY POTTER CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? AWESOME, HUH?

IT TURNED OUT SHIT THOUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)
# STONGBOW CIRRUS WITH A DECK OF CARDS PLAYING POKER WITH CATS ROUND KING ARTHERS TABLE
WHUT!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# i can't imagine it so you'd better make it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# I MAED U A PIKTUR BUT I DELEAT'D IT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
# BATSARD.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:58, archived)
# BASTWANK
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:00, archived)
# POST IT
THEN I WILL SLEEPS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8680232
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Surely just have his head as a cloud of vapour with a little smile drawn in it.
See: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Picard_sheep.jpg
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
# LOL OMG U MEAN SIRRUS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Cirrus
AND SEE THE SMILIE FACE EDIT. DO THAT
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)
# I think either may be acceptable.
I already made one and deleted it. It was really shit.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Good night epiphany
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:00, archived)

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