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# Google Chrome you say?

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Apologies for TOAPage, I think that Google neglected to mention this in their Chrome comic.

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(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# yeh man
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I was reading about that earlier.
It's quite disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha
this is very true
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I ain't
gonna use it, simple.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# dunno why anyone would, really
current browsers already do everything I need :/
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# It's useless for B3ta, you can't right click an image to see how big it is :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:03, archived)
# :D
Though it's great for myspace as only the tab you're browsing it with will crash, and not the whole browser.

Top marks!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:40, archived)
# screw you guys, i'm going home!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# o god
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# FUCK
that's gorgeous. No, wait, I meant vile.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Flat cartman!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# kinda asian also..
i don't know how that happened
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# AAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# ARGH
That is excellent, but I still want to punch it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I want to sex that with sexiness
And hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Sutcliffe?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Headshot...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Yay!
and THREAD DELETION!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# What do these numbers mean?
www.glastonbridge.co.uk/amy/Screenshot.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# five point nine
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# What does it mean?
This boy needs therapy.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# \o/
FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST!

ftfw
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Images of Manley in a cowboy hat then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Where?
*googles*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# My, you're keen.
Summat we should know, cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Nothing.
Nothing whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Awww, I wanted tasty knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Tighten your buttocks
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# pour juice on your chin
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# You computer is good at diving.

srsly, no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Who said it was my computer?
eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Someones computer, then.


is good at diving.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# why are you looking at amy's computer
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Amy sent me a Gaz with this picture in it
I think the implication is that the PC is good.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# it's at least 5.9 goods
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# It means that someone put Vista on your computer
and you will win a prize
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# What kind of prize?
Is it a kittenz
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# it might be!!!!
It's not
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# HOW DO I CLAIM MY PRIZE?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Microsoft want to sell you something?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# kittenz?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Hopefully.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)
# who's this guy, again?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Thanks fer standin' still, wanker!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# hello
I don't want to hurt you
(eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# so sorry. :(


Click for bigger (65KB)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Hahaha
TJ - who is this joker, and what are they up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Is it not you then?
I thought you were just larking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Not at all, no.
I'm a bit concerned, TBH.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# maybe you've got a fan?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I've had it before, I wouldn't worry about it.
Really, it just says everything you need to know about the person doing it: what a fucking child.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *resists urge to change username to A Wagabond before replying*
no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# not me.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Almost tempts me into saying 'who's playing silly buggers.'
But I won't because I'm not in 1954, or Yorkshire.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Some people still say that, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# i do.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Welcome TO THE WORLD OF TOMMOROW!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# moon pie.....
what a time to be alive.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Yes, people from the 50s.
And Yorkshire.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Ives isn't from Yorkshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# nope.
i was born in gosport
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I say that
or "who's being a cunt" depending on the company
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# we've got a tame yorkshire man down t'pub for saying the likes of that.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Yorkshire is in 1954?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# It's only southerners who think that Heartbeat and those programs are actually set it the past.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# In N. Wales
it flips between the 1970s and 1850s.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I thought that was you arsing abaht!
you've got a cyber stalker

I'm gonna TJ your TJ with the news that Ken Campbell died on sunday

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7593589.stm

Fackin' hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Not me. I'm enough of an attention whore
I'll not share!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *lights pitchfork*
lets get 'em!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# is i
your mum



(largoembargo . http://www.youtube.com/wilysofa, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:30, archived)
# At 70+ years of age that would get my vote...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I thought they were only supposed to do a shamrock?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Haha :D
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Nice head.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# pffft!
badum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# i need to make use of that link more often
although i was expecting to love some horses
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
#
horses gayporn
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Gayhorse porn.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# would I...
yes at the slightest opportunity...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# why has that guiness got a bust in it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I a want a bust in my guinness!!


Tiities and beer...titties and beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Afternoon all
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Very pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# just like that time i fell down a well
...actually wait that wasn't me
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# i give up.
we will never have a gif
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Sorry :(
I keep forgetting. I scan them in as jpegs and it just doesn't occur to me to convert them.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# college starting tomorrow

Previous:
One
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I don't get it....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# he is massively exaggerating
hence the slant of her eyebrow

Can't you feel the sheer scepticism in that slant?

Edit: Ah, there was satire in there as well
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Could you explain it to me using experimental dance moves?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# *flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I'm RISing
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# ah.

Ris
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Did he do the holly-golly down the panama canal?
Doo-wacka doo-wacka doo
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I think I get it - in an obscure fashion...
What happened down v there? Scrolled down while it was loading and saw a hail of abuse so insta-ignored. Are teh trollz a-playing?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# sorry, but
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Don't worry, I get it- Darwin, yes?
Bloody hell, come on, newsavoiders.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# nope, still nothing
*plays with matches*
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I think its just to do with boastful spoofing bastards.
I like his smug expression in the third frame.

Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# i forget about the students/americans
i'll go for more understandable comedy next time.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# yaay ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
# pfft!
simple, like me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Now this
This is slightly more my thing
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Pfffft ...
"more"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# *unleashes*
'bye all, shopping tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
#
He magically teleported out the water again. What magic is this?

I'd like to request a drawing off a sexy absent minded scientist lady... Or Chloe.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# *TROLLS*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# lady stoat, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Haha. Ha.
*sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I AM GOING TO PRETEND TO BE A SUBMARINE. BATH TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Up periscope.
Don't drown.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Oh alright, then - one last time
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I'm converted
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# *watches*
*fillums*

Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# One's weasily identifiable
the other's stoatally different
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# No.
One's a complete fucking povver, no better than the animals of the field, or the worms in the soil, and the other's a rather dashing, sartorially elegant chap with topper, monocle and bushy moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# shut it furry! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
#
That's a skanky term. Call em' "funny animals :D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Baby goats are funny. Lee Mack is funny.
I don't find myself wanting to slowly and gently slide my penis into them whilst softly clicking my tongue and keeping one eye on the barn door though...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Same here really...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# You're fooling no-one but yourself
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Lee Mack: Barn Lurker.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# You know this to be the case.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Lee Mack IS funny isn't he
Very underrated.

And his mate Tim Vine as well

Not clever clever, just FUNNY
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I think so, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# :D
I've missed these.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Arf!
Is it plagiarism, or an homage?

Either way have this effort...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# "It draws the next sequential art strip or it gets the hose"
I dont really have Jolly Jack down a pit drawing sequential art. Yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# whoo
scary
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# *Throws a pie*
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# That kitten has no tits.
FAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
evil boy! :P
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# ^_^
Very much this.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# *yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Yay!
I looked thru the pie collection just a few days ago. Glad you're still making them!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Haha
Aceness!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Haha :D
This makes me want pie
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Avast!
Unleash the pies on the piemaker from Pushing Daisies.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# YES yes yes
unleash the PIES!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Temperamental beasts ...



Doesn't matter how old I get I still check out the chestnut trees when I drive past to see if they're ripe.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Hahahaha! I fucking love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Horse bastard.
Next person to annoy me at work is getting this. Bastard pronounced PROPERLY in a Sheffield accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Good morn, wwowowowowowowwow.
How's your back?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Haft and moon, Tastier.
It's a bit better, ta. How's your penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# He's OK. We're both listening to Blur. He likes Blur. He's happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Phew.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# He likes that you've been thinking about him.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I rarely think of anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Animal + bastard = a great insult I think.
Pronounced properly obviously.

*doesn't really know what a Sheffield accent is*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Go and find an absolute belter of a person- gorgeous, full of personality, funny, talented
and ask them to talk.

It's that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# or find Sean Bean.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Mmmmmm Seen Been.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# bit of a bastard
but he proved that northerners can be cool after all.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I don't care about his personality
it's the least of my worries.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# and i quote :"full of personality"
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Cor!
I have a Sheffield accent! *
I never knew!


* may not have a Sheffield accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Are stamps allowed?
(i.e. if the conker comes off the string you have to grab it before your opponent stamps on it)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Never heard of this rule.
Does the conker often come off the string without actually breaking?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# It's usually a rookie mistake
or a schoolboy error (badum tish!)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I am an amateur in the mysterious ways of the conker.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# hahahaha!!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
# yaaaaay conkers!
there is a road near me called chestnut avenue, it's lined with dozens of conker trees. i'm going to have to take my nieces and nephews there next week, just so i have an excuse to gather conkers. they're so delightfully dark and silky brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Haha!
genuine lols on the 3rd frame.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# yeh horse bastard!
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# ...
(K, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# nice!
i want one now
(largoembargo . http://www.youtube.com/wilysofa, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# That's very well done
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# nicely eggsecuted
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Agreed.
Definitely one for the albumen
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I think the yolk's ova
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
# A double-yolker!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# hi
no reason

(largoembargo . http://www.youtube.com/wilysofa, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Bloody marvellous!
Avoids the use of the word "cracking"

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# oooh, that's damn eggcellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# That looks very comfy
Topshoppage squire.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Cor, very well done.
Egg-cellent... *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# bloody aceness!!
i love the wrinkles lines where she's sat!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# marvellous!
ikea's new beanbag, modelled by meshell...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Nicely!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# La la
love it
(Eldoofus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Nicely doEGGne
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# EGG EGG, like a bird's egg.
n-EI-cely done. Ei which is german for egg.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow*
Alright, you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# HILARIOUS JOKE. YOU BLEW MY MIND!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# She'll want some Bio-tex
on her troosies when she gets up

Eggsellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Is that a stain remover?
Will it remove *ahem* egg white stains from trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# So says my sig
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Right...
So how do I remove *ahem* wallpaper paste from my laptop lcd screen? Y'know, just asking...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# and i've managed to get pritt stick on my sock
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Yeah, it happens...
usually just before I go to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
#
Hi
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
#
Hello. *gigglegiggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# How are yoou?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Oo, that's rather well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Cracking
.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Well shooped that man.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Wonderfully shopped :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Completely un-fazed.


Sorry about the wagon-age, but I was gonna trim my bush ,but it's wet now.I have to amuse myself somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# 'If you don't want to be fed to the gorilla, I suggest you get on your knees'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Ha ha that's ace!!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# brill
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Kong is wearing "Essence de Banana" from Armani
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha!!
i saw cloverfield the other day.
t'was quite good, but the missus was sick...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Possibly an unpopular view
But I think he personified a whole lot of the problems the American motion picture industry has been suffering from for about the last 20+ years.

The same thing repeated over each film with only a few words needing changing, He/she Hope/hate war/disaster and ad infinitum. Rigid moral code, and a set boundary in terms of what the viwer needs explained to them.

Even obits have noted how little he deviated the script between films, Not his fault as often he was commenting over a homogonised buddy/ war/ action/ romcom anyway.

I am sure he was great bloke an all, he had a massive talent and his death is a horrible thing I understand.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# YOU WANTED HIM TO DIE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# discuss
*looks quizzically at TMOC*

Edit: Fair point. But, as he said in an interview once, you have a certain amount of time to tell the audience that this is where this film is set and this is the situation. What could have been a convoluted "The year is 3786, there is a man living in a turbulent world where gibbons wait outside his door to punch his lights out because of a nuclear disaster has frazzled their minds..." turns into "In a post apocalyptic world where gibbons have gone ga-ga".

He just did the voice over the trailers. He didn't make the films.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Yeah understood
It just a mental link. I associate his voice to sitting in the dark through 16 minutes of carbon copy trailers with the same swooping opening shot, and same number of cuts, closeup to grimacing hero's face.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
# which film is this now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
# How so, Holmes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# David Holmes
*slashes the seats*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Barratt Holmes
*investigates shitty new builds*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# John Holmes...
....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Yes THANK YOU Stan
*teacher*


'Massive cock, miss'

DETENTION!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# *chuckles*



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# top album that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I preferred Lets Get Killed
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# you are not alone
in this view
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)
# God bless!
Just been reading the story. What a voice, rest in peace sir *clicks*
PS What's with 'Caffeine Bomb' Bilbo?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# eh? that's Bilbo?
what's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I've no idea...
...had to check the profile myself, as I'd never heard of Caffeine Bomb??
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Didn't 'The Wildhearts' have a song called...
..."Caffeine Bomb"?
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Aye,
dropping like flies in Hollywood again!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# It's almost as if they're....somehow.....human
*raises eyebrow quizzically and consults with leading scientists*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# yes
... at least partially... we'll need to fire up the Compact Muon Solenoid to be sure; and they're suffering ninja attacks at the moment.

cmsinfo.cern.ch/outreach/cmseye/index.html

what's happened to the web cams?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# no
edit: ninja attacks indeed. I WONDER WHO?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# ha
womans == contrary
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Ha, mens = post editing buggerygars.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# that's just what they want you to think!
next time you get the feeling they might be human, have a good, long look at gary busey.
not. a. fucking. chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I love that guy.
Not in a sexy way, just in a 'look at him go' way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# i must admit
he was quite funny in silver bullet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# pffft
(largoembargo . http://www.youtube.com/wilysofa, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I'm going to assume you meant "Scientologists"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QPMvj_xejg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# probably a drugs overdose and hooker accident
hey up freebs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I couldnt stand the guys voice on every bleeding movie ad
but R.I.P all the same
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# they shoulda got Willie Carson to do them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Don't say 'fuck' or 'bugger'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# And now I don't feel well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# phwoor!
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# HA!
I bet she's pulling off kick flips in her grave.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Arrrgh!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# :D


Previously
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Not again!
(moistness, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# is he dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# They've arrested about 5 people who were threatening to kill him already
wonder what the tally will be by the time he actually gets the chance to be in charge.
If I was him I'd be working on som kind of clone or robotics stand-in
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I give him 6 words into his Presidential speech
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# "You honkies are a bunch of..."?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# hahahaha
genuine office rofflage there
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# "NO!!!!! PLEASE STOP SHOOTING AT ME!!!"?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# "i had a dream..."
KA-POW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# No, he cannot be harmed


Click for bigger (92KB)
(moistness, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Haha,
is that Terrence or Philip on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# pfft
nice shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# dinner time......
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# i'm not eating that!!
he's not been skinned yet.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)
# hehe
(largoembargo . http://www.youtube.com/wilysofa, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# braised kittin with meaty chunks and gravy?
where's the veg?
THINK OF YOUR COLON!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# colon shmolon
FUCKING LOVELY MEAT!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# meat is lovely.
especially braised lamb's hearts.
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Fnar fnar

My first attempt at the GIMP. First impressions are hateful.
(synackle, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# narf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# SQUIRREL BUM!
she'll be at those christmas lights i'll warrent!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# dammit.... beaten to it with ehSQUIRREL BUM! comment
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# MWAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Something just went FWAP.
And again.
(Error 404 - Username Unknown, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# watcha cock
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Good advice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# *looks down*
now what?
=)
eeop old fella!
how art thou?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# stop talking to your cock
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# do you mind.
i'm trying to have a conversation here!!

so, hows the weather?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# *is surprised to hear your cock say "damp"*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# *changes pad*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Are you chatting to your penis?
Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# he's a talkative little chap
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# begging for a little respite
and anti-chafing lotion isn't exactly what i'd call chatty ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# shhhh!!
it is!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# it puts the lotion on its skin
or else it gets the tug again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# o-ok...
*rubs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# that's right
rub it in there real deep, like...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
#
i'm scared...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# you should be, boy
you should be...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *whimpers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# *imagines a penis with a little mouth*
*runs away screaming and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Jamie Oliver?
Oh you said little mouth....
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# nah , he's a tongue on legs,
not a talking penis!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# don't! you're filling my mind with wrongness!
a tongue on legs should be the ultimate pleasure device, but not when it's jamie oliver's tongue!
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# A tongue without a face would be awful though...
*shudders too*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# if the tongue had a little face of its own
it wouldn't be so bad. besides, that's what light switches are for!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# To make it dark so you can't see their face?
Also, a tongue with a little face of it's own would be sooo not sexual.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# it's not what it looks like
it's what it can do. have you seen the price of decent D-batteries lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Like that giant tongue in The Tick.
"I CAN TASTE YOU"

www.thetick.ws/images/tonguetongue.jpg
He even had his own mouth and tongue, bizaarely.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# yes.
just like that, only smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Mine has one.
It's not very talkative though, it just throws up occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Don't try to ruin penises for me.
*scowls*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Stop rubbing it then



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# What else am I supposed to do with 3 weeks holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# With all that time you could be a bit more inventive.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# What like inventing a penis which shoots wasps.
Would make sex fun anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I haven't quite finished the harness yet.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAD TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
to Tijuana
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# to get fat bot some action?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Can I burrow your car?
I'm..just popping to the shops.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Woo!
Second!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Disney bum cheeks!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# disney matter
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# aye it dis
enjoyable sunday then?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# i was in Embra on sunday
so it never happened
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# oh, so you weren't in Ashton Lane?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Ashton Lane?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Lennon got into some bother in ashton lane.
Nobody knows all the details apparently, but I suspect it may be something for me to feel obliged to be ashamed about by association with numpties, no matter what the actual facts behind the story are.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# bloody hooligans ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Is it not pronounced "Celtic Football Club"?
:D

*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# if walt didney
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# had a logo
wanked on the screen?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# tenuous repost tiem...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# His bum looked nothing like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# they got one of those ice sculptor people in
to reshape it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# pffft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# You probably do know, as well.
PS You said down there somewhere that you've a picture you need to turn around... want me to do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I had just asked someone as I wrote it
but he's done enough for me, bless him. Shall I gaz you the link?

Edit: apparently he hasn't. Never mind! Ta though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I'm confused.
So, what have you had for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I had a crisp and chicken sandwich
it was well good. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Gaw, crisps in sarnies are superb.
I had a toasted teacake, a mixed selection of leftover crisps and a banana. All washed down with some jasmine tea. Pretty good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Picture is all sorted
YAY NEW DRESS

Toasted tea cakes are amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Toasted tea cakes?
I've never heard tits called that before, but I agree with the sentiment nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Toasted tit cakes?
I know these types are weird, but I'd have never thought putting their breasts in a breville was a viable option.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Well as long as everyone's happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Golly Captain, you look positively stunning.
*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Arf, have a biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *noms*
PS you have awesome hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Hehe, thank you!
I've just had a hair cut, so I can't blame myself for that. Bless Angie, she might be a bit thick but she knows hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# heheheh
she reminds me of me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *checks profile*
i see no tail!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# more the fact
that i'm far too easily distracted by shiny things.
and glittery things.
and metallic things.
and weaponry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# i know i know
i was just jo...ooh look a shiny!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# WHERE???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I'll make you a cheese grater with a trigger
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# that would be the best thing EVER!
apart from a chrome killer-ball, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# So thats how it all happened....
How are you gonna ease us into present day then? I kinda forgot what was happening before this epic flashback!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# the nation of Mozambique was entirely submerged in ghee
and squads of elk patrolled Bristol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# this has given me wonderful mental images
military elks, wading through clarified butter...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
#
I don't know what to say.

Horay for Scarlet!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Why does she alternate from talking normally to the "I sees shiny things"
I'm missing a bit here. What's the cause of her intelligent cyber doodad/ditzy idiot crossover?

And how has she walked/climbed so far being a completely naked squirrel/human mutant without anyone screaming, calling the police or her being kidnapped by freakish perverts like your good self? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I think 'it' gets dumber the further 'it' goes away from 0z
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# ah, makes sense
her brain/memory/common sense is wifi based and she's going out of range
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I'm wondering why she's talking at all
THERE'S NO ONE THERE TO TALK TO, YOU RETARDED BUTTSQUIRREL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# She is part of a group intelligence
and tends to lose focus when she leaves the other test subjects.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# She hit her head!
I guess it's some kind of amnesiac effect from when hitting her head after being ejected from the furnace thing in strip 458 ;). Pay attention! =p
(OutlawV, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 3:56, archived)
# RIS
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Obligatory RIS
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# yay
mind RIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# superb
as allways
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# the new Smokey and the Bandit playset

do i need to explain?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# No Not Jerry!
RIP Trucker dude!
Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# aaaw :(

b3tanews strikes again
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# i'm going to have to watch the films later
yes, even the shite one.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# dun dun daaaa!

*slap*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Them boys are thirsty in Atlanta...
And theres beer in Texarcana, we'll get it there no matter what it taaaaaakes!
East bound and down, rollin' on and truckin', were gonna do what they say cant be done.
Weve got a long way to go and a short time to get there, im east bound, just watch ol' bandit ruuun!

I am rather saddened by this :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# bugger.
i'm going to have that song in my head all day now, along with the bufort t. justice song.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Where are you justice, when we need you the most?
You goddamn ticker turd!

Damn, i just realised i loved S&B more than i thought.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# remind me to slap yo' momma when we get home
because there is no way you sprang from my loins!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Hahah - i remember that!
It was actually 'remind me to punch yo' momma in the mouth' though.

Repercussions of the wife beating 'bang, zoom, straight to the moon' lines mister gleason spake of in his early years?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# you know, you're only right.
as to the repercussions, i have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I seem to remember a "kick yo momma in the fanny" as well
but I can't remember which of the films it was.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Cunt him in the fuck?
Those crazy americans and their misuse of the word 'fanny'....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# in other news, Bata is dead.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# 10-4 dead buddy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)

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